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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Observe, Dum Dum, my powerful parry

and my lightning-like thrust.

And all that swashbuckling jazz.

Terrific Touché. Just like in the movies.

Pay attention, Dum Dum.

I may ask questions later.

[Dum Dum] Yow!

You get the point, Dum Dum?

Uh-huh.

They don't call me Dum Dum for nothing.

Oh, goodie.

Maybe it's a hair-raising adventure, I hope.

Touché here. Daring deeds done cheap

with money-back guarantee.

You want me to prevent a bank robbery?

Roger, Wilco, over and out.

Touché and away!

That's right. Every year at this time

Shorty Snozzola knocks over our lovely bank.

And that's not good for business.

Have no fear. Touché is here.

This is a picture of Shorty. Can you stop him?

Oh, definitely.

Now, this is our MO.

We'll set up a stakeout in front of the bank

and nab him before he gets inside.

Let's go, Dum Dum.

Touché and away!

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, duh, four.

I double-dog dare that Shorty Snozzola

to show up while we're on duty.

Gee, those two clowns guarding the bank must be kidding

with them corny costumes.

Uh-oh, costumes. What a keen idea.

With this turtle outfit, I'll just march into that bank

scoot with the loot

and let that Touché take the rap.

Time to make our rounds again, Dum Dum.

Er, right, Touché.

- Hi, Touché. - Hi, neighbor.

Hmm. I feel like I've seen that guy before.

I never forget a homely face.

So far, so good, eh, Touché?

Yeah, I never had it so good.

Uh, can I give you a hand with that heavy old money?

No thanks. I just need some change

for the parking meter.

Yeah, parking overtime is illegal.

Illegal? Hey! Hold it!

Uh-oh, I better ditch this dough.

Hold this for me, will ya?

Ah-ha! There you are!

Gimmie that money, sonny.

You'll get paid after the job's done.

Now, get back to work.

I got it! That silly-looking guy is me.

I mean, I'm him. He's in imposter.

Maybe I shouldn't be so tough with Touché.

Duh, hiya, officer. Touché's got a great idea.

Yeah, what is it?

We're gonna move all the money to a nice, safe place.

[Shorty] Like my pad, dad.

Pad?

Just a doggone minute!

There's something phony going on around here.

Ah-ha! There you are, you imposter.

Huh?

Don't listen to that phony baloney, officer.

Lock him up.

He's not me. I'm me. And he's he, see?

Gee, what a big fibber. I'm the real Touché.

- I am! - I am!

My trusty sword will bring you out of your shell.

Arrest him, officer, he's getting... hysterical!

Hey! That's Shorty Snozzola.

I'll nab him, officer.

Touché and away!

I gotta shake that tricky Touché.

What a break.

I'll hide in that old drain pipe.

Two Touchés is one too many.

This guy has got to go.

Fire one!

You're under arrest, Shorty.

I'm booking you on a 2-0-2

that's bending a policeman's pistol.

Well Dum Dum, another case, another dollar.

A million cases, a million dollars.

Yeah, right, Touché.

But there's one thing that's bothering me.

[Touché] Like what, Dum Dum?

Like what to do with all this money.

- But... Money? - Come back, you crooks!

Bang bang bang

Drop the money, Dum Dum, and head for hills.

You know, sometimes I feel like giving up the hero business.