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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Duh, it's 6:00 a.m. in the morning.

Time for Touché to get out of the hay.

A good hero has got to get an early start.

There's my hero, sleeping like a hog-eh, log.

I'll blast him out of bed with my bugle.

Good morning, Touché. Greetings and stuff.

It's time to start doing the hero bit.

Thanks Dum Dum. I don't know what I'd do without you.

- Duh, the phone, Touché. - I'll get it, Dum Dum.

Touché speaking. Hero work done cheap.

All credit cards accepted.

What? A two-headed giant? Are you sure?

I wouldn't want to make that long trip

for a plain old one-headed type giant.

Two heads? Okay, it's a deal.

Arrivederci.

En garde, Dum Dum.

A two-headed giants

frightening folks in the village.

I gotta run him out of town.

Duh, better you than me, Touché.

Duty calls.

So, Touché and away!

Duh, right with you, Touch.

Touché and away!

I don't think I'll ever get the hang of that bit.

A two-headed giant should be pretty smart, Touché.

Right, Dum Dum.

They always say two heads are better than one.

There's the village now, Touché.

Right, Dum.

Now to find the two-headed giant.

If he's around, you'll find him, Touché.

You said it, I can spot a giant a mile away.

Duh, you found the giant already, Touché.

I know, Dum Dum.

Now look here, you two.

You've got to stop scaring the townspeople

or you'll get a taste of cold steel.

See?

He must be that Touchy Turtle.

Yeah, he must be some kind of a nut.

Okay, you giants, I'll count to five

and you'd better be gone or you're gonna get it.

One, two, three...

Uh-oh. That was their first boo-boo.

You know what? I'm getting peeved at you guys.

You big old giant, you. Take that!

Yow! I've been stabbed!

Well, I warned you.

- After 'em! - I'm with you.

Hurry, Touché, the giant's after us.

Hide someplace, Dum Dum. I'll hold him off.

Now hear me good, Mr. Giant.

If you're not out of town by sundown

I'm gonna have to get rough with you.

Got him. Now, how's about a bowl of turtle soup?

Oh, yeah? So take that!

Yow!

[Touché] Touché and away!

Ooh! That smarts.

Duh, here comes the giant again, Touché.

I'll ambush him, Dum Dum.

Halt, I've got you surrounded.

Touché!

Guess we'll have to defeat them by using our wits.

Duh, how does it look Touché?

"Free show. Look in here."

That's great, Dum Dum. Come on down.

I don't get it, Touché. There's no show.

That's just a hole I painted on the cliff.

But the giant doesn't know that, Dum Dum.

You see anything?

Naw, the turtle disappeared.

Hey, look over there.

- How about that? "Free show." - "'Look in here."'

Oh, boy! This is for me!

- Me too. - Wait, me first.

Oh, yeah? I'm first.

Get your ugly head out of the way.

Oh, yeah? Move aside.

- Take that! - And that!

And that!

They knocked each other out, Touché!

Right on schedule, Dum Dum.

Right on schedule.

Giddy-up, Dum Dum.

Remember, I promised to run this giant out of town.

And Touché always keeps a promise

even if it kills me.