Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Take that and that and that.

Your sword tickles, Touché.

Time out, Dum Dum, I gotta answer the phone.

Hello? Touché Turtle here.

Hero extraordinary and all that sort of stuff.

[Hawkins on phone] Inspector Hawkins of the Yard here.

I say, old bean, we're having a bit of a do

with the ghost of Murky Manor again.

How's about having a go at the blighter?

Fret no more, inspector.

Your Murky Manor ghost has seen his last days

uh, nights, that is.

Come, Dum Dum, there's a deed to be done.

Touché away!

Duh, yeah. Touché away!

Duh, the "Touché" part's easy

it's the "away" bit that always gets me.

[Touché] There it is, Dum Dum, Murky Manor.

[Dum Dum] Yeah, ma-ma-maybe there's nobody home, I hope.

Somebody must be home

I saw a light on in the dungeon.

Yes?

Uh, uh, how do you do?

Is the ghost of the house in?

Ah, come on, fellas. This is my castle to haunt.

- You guys go find your own. - Youch!

A little trick I learned from a book

on door-to-door salesmanship.

It keeps your foot in the door.

Well, we're in.

Yeah, but-but the ghost is out.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Here I am.

Just thought I'd throw a little light on the subject.

♪ Haunting tonight ♪

♪ Haunting on the old haunt grounds ♪♪

Your haunting nights are over, you hammy haunt, you.

Touché...

- ...away! - Bye-bye.

Now, who could be calling at this late hour?

Seems like in this day and age

they'd at least have heated moats.

Let's face it, Dum Dum.

This isn't any ordinary ghost we're up against.

No, indeedy-deedy.

Oh, you can say that again.

And you guys aren't any ordinary ghost hunters either.

You're extraordinary.

Hey, you can't say that about my favorite hero.

Touché away!

Remember, Dum Dum, you're not a ghost.

You have to open doors before you go through them.

Like this.

Touché away!

Duh, yeah, yeah. Touché away!

Hope you don't mind cold water, Dum Dum.

The moat is freezing this time of year.

Dum Dum, we've been going about this whole thing the wrong way.

Uh, you d-d-don't say, Touché.

From now on, we're gonna fight ghost with ghost.

Duh, yeah. Huh?

[Dum Dum] I feel kinda silly, Touché.

[Touché] Quiet, while I ring the doorbell.

Yes?

[Dum Dum] Duh, trick or treat. I mean, boo!

[Touché] Yes, boo.

Oh, no. You guys gotta be kidding.

You look spookier without the sheets.

Duh, alright, you smart-alecky ghost, you.

Yow! That horrible face!

Let me out of here! Help!

How about that, Dum Dum? You scared the ghost away.

Yeah, how about that? I just went...

Oh! What a horrible inhuman face!

Oh, let me outta here! Help!

Hey, Touché, come back!

It's only me, your old buddy, Dum Dum!

Hey, Touché!