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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Duh, what's with the barbell bit, Touché?

Gotta keep our shapes shipshape, Dum Dum.

Don't forget, we're the good guys.

Duh, saved by the bell.

Excuse me, Dum Dum. I've gotta answer the phone.

Touché Turtle speaking, have shell, will travel.

Scotland, collect?

What?! A sea serpent? In Loch Ness? What a mess.

Don't let that snake in the grass frighten folks.

Touché Turtle is on the way.

Don't be glum, Dum Dum. We gotta job.

Duh, sea serpent in a lake? Gee.

Well, as I always say

touche and away!

Duh, yeah, like you say...

...touche and away!

Duh, see any sea serpents, sir?

Not yet. But if there is a sea serpent around here

we'll find it. Right?

Do you know what I think, Touché?

- Don't think, row! - But I'm rowing downhill.

Dum Dum, you dummy you rowed us into a cave.

No wonder I'm too pooped to paddle.

I'm rowing uphill.

While we're going downhill

let's coast out of this creepy cave.

[Dum Dum] Uh, now we're going uphill again, Touché.

[Touché turtle] Quit rocking the boat, Dum Dum.

I'm getting seasick.

Ahoy, Dum Dum! We're back in calm waters.

And remember, no more caves.

Duh, aye-aye, captain. Ayi-yi-yi-yi...

What's the matter, Dum Dum? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Shee!

Slow down, we're heading for the beach.

- What's the rush, Dum Dum? - He-he done it.

- He? He who? - He who? Him that's he who.

Sea serpent, huh?

I'll teach him to mess with Touché Turtle.

[Touché turtle] Man the pumps, Dum Dum.

When we pump all the water out of the lake

the silly sea serpent will be left high and dry.

Come, Dum Dum, let's take a look.

Avast, ya landlubber!

He's as helpless as a fish out of water.

Take my sword, Dum Dum

and go down and dispatch yon sea serpent.

Duh, no thanks, Touché.

The honor is all yours. Uh you go down.

Looks like we won't have to go down after all.

The sea serpent's coming up here.

Duh, wait for me, Touché!

He's gaining on us, Touché, and I can't run any faster!

Oh, yes you can, Dum Dum. Touché and away!

Yow-wow-wow-wow-wow!

[Touché] Head for that shack.

Relax, Dum Dum, we'll be safe in here.

[Touché] It's the sea serpent. He's at the front door!

[Dum Dum] So out the back, jack!

Hey, Touché, it's a dead end.

Run, Dum Dum! I'll whittle that worm down to my size.

[Dum Dum] A rooty-toot-toot, Touché!

You got the sea serpent all tied up in knots.

[Touché chuckles] I should've warned him

I used to be a turtle scout. Come, Dum Dum.

We'll tell the townspeople we captured the sea serpent.

Duh, they'll love us for it, Touché.

We'll be heroines.

Dum Dum, do you see what I see?

Yeah, but I don't believe it.

[Touché] The whole town's flooded.

[Dum Dum] We pumped the lake into the town.

[Touché] Me thinks we better leave the town

before the townspeople find out what we did.

- Grr. - There they are!

- Let's go get 'em! - Ah, grr.

You're so modest, Touché.

Come, Dum Dum.

Touché and away!

Yeah, like he said, touche and away!