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♪ Touché away! ♪
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♪ Touché away! ♪
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♪ Touché away! ♪
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♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪
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Gentlemen, this is it.
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In exactly ten seconds,
we start the countdown
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on our missile with the most muscle.
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We blast off the X1Q.
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The missile with the built-in brain.
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The thinking man's missile.
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You might say it's an
egghead among missiles.
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You may fire when ready,
Smedley.
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Three, two, one, zero.
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'Tata and aloha. '
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Gentlemen, notice the maneuverability.
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The big ol' bird is right on course.
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Gentlemen, it's coming back!
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- Now what?
- What else? Duck!
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Gentlemen,
I think we have created
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a muddle-headed missile monster.
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Hello in there!
Anybody home?
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Touché's definitely
such a shy little guy
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for a hero type fella.
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Uh-oh!
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Dum Dum, how many times have I told you
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if you have to sneeze, say, "Excuse me."
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- But I didn't sneeze, Touché.
- Attention!
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Did either of you civilians notice
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a runaway rocket go by here?
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Aye-aye, admiral, it, uh,
went that away, Your Honor.
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A missing missile?
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Right. Our missile was a fizzle.
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The one who catches that missile
will be a national hero.
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Have no fear, Touché is here.
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Touché and away!
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Eh, like he said, touche and away!
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Maybe I don't read the line right.
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Halt! Stop!
Hold it, Mister Missile.
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Uh-oh.
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Help! Dum Dum!
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Coming, Touché! Yoo-hoo!
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[Touché] Shh. I'm over here, Dum Dum.
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[Dum Dum] Oh, yeah. Duh, here you are.
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Gee, what a cold nose you got,
Touché.
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[Touché] But, I'm not over
there, dummy, I'm over here.
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[Dum Dum] Oh, yeah.
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Then who's this guy with
the cold nose, huh?
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[Touché] Run, Dum Dum! Run!
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Looks like that missile's got
us out on a limb, Touché.
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Now it's time for
Operation Bareback.
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Duh, Operation Bareback?
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Yep. We're gonna ride
that rocket bareback.
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Touché and away!
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The only way to travel.
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Natch. I'm no dummy, Dum Dum.
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Duh, can I ask a silly question, Touché?
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Feel free, Dum Dum.
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How are we gonna stop this thing?
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We're heading for a bridge.
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Whoa!
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Whoa when I holler "whoa!"
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Dum Dum, we gotta use strategy.
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- Duh, stratchity?
- Yeah.
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We gotta set a trap.
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There's one thing a
Mr. Missile can't resist.
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Duh, like what, Touché?
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[Touché chuckles] A Miss Missile.
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[Dum Dum] Ah, he-he, gee,
Touché, I feel kinda silly-like.
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- Ha-ha.
- Shh.
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[Touché] Here comes the
Rocket Romeo now.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Hello there, you big
muscular missile, you.
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Here he comes, Dum Dum.
Touché and away!
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Head for the cave Dum Dum
he's gaining on us.
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Bravo! Such bravery, such heroism!
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[Touché] Relax, sir.
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Your runaway rocket just went kaboom.
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Astounding. Let me present you
these medals for bravery
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above and beyond the call of duty.
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All in a day's work, sir.
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Aw, shucks, it wasn't that much.
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Halt!
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But, sir, an honor guard
isn't necessary.
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According to Article Four, destruction
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of government property is punishable
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by six months in the guardhouse.
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Take 'em away, men.
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Duh, you're out of step, Touché.
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Mm, so what? I've got six
months to practice.
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