Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Gentlemen, this is it.

In exactly ten seconds, we start the countdown

on our missile with the most muscle.

We blast off the X1Q.

The missile with the built-in brain.

The thinking man's missile.

You might say it's an egghead among missiles.

You may fire when ready, Smedley.

Three, two, one, zero.

'Tata and aloha. '

Gentlemen, notice the maneuverability.

The big ol' bird is right on course.

Gentlemen, it's coming back!

- Now what? - What else? Duck!

Gentlemen, I think we have created

a muddle-headed missile monster.

Hello in there! Anybody home?

Touché's definitely such a shy little guy

for a hero type fella.

Uh-oh!

Dum Dum, how many times have I told you

if you have to sneeze, say, "Excuse me."

- But I didn't sneeze, Touché. - Attention!

Did either of you civilians notice

a runaway rocket go by here?

Aye-aye, admiral, it, uh, went that away, Your Honor.

A missing missile?

Right. Our missile was a fizzle.

The one who catches that missile will be a national hero.

Have no fear, Touché is here.

Touché and away!

Eh, like he said, touche and away!

Maybe I don't read the line right.

Halt! Stop! Hold it, Mister Missile.

Uh-oh.

Help! Dum Dum!

Coming, Touché! Yoo-hoo!

[Touché] Shh. I'm over here, Dum Dum.

[Dum Dum] Oh, yeah. Duh, here you are.

Gee, what a cold nose you got, Touché.

[Touché] But, I'm not over there, dummy, I'm over here.

[Dum Dum] Oh, yeah.

Then who's this guy with the cold nose, huh?

[Touché] Run, Dum Dum! Run!

Looks like that missile's got us out on a limb, Touché.

Now it's time for Operation Bareback.

Duh, Operation Bareback?

Yep. We're gonna ride that rocket bareback.

Touché and away!

The only way to travel.

Natch. I'm no dummy, Dum Dum.

Duh, can I ask a silly question, Touché?

Feel free, Dum Dum.

How are we gonna stop this thing?

We're heading for a bridge.

Whoa!

Whoa when I holler "whoa!"

Dum Dum, we gotta use strategy.

- Duh, stratchity? - Yeah.

We gotta set a trap.

There's one thing a Mr. Missile can't resist.

Duh, like what, Touché?

[Touché chuckles] A Miss Missile.

[Dum Dum] Ah, he-he, gee, Touché, I feel kinda silly-like.

- Ha-ha. - Shh.

[Touché] Here comes the Rocket Romeo now.

Yoo-hoo!

Hello there, you big muscular missile, you.

Here he comes, Dum Dum. Touché and away!

Head for the cave Dum Dum he's gaining on us.

Bravo! Such bravery, such heroism!

[Touché] Relax, sir.

Your runaway rocket just went kaboom.

Astounding. Let me present you these medals for bravery

above and beyond the call of duty.

All in a day's work, sir.

Aw, shucks, it wasn't that much.

Halt!

But, sir, an honor guard isn't necessary.

According to Article Four, destruction

of government property is punishable

by six months in the guardhouse.

Take 'em away, men.

Duh, you're out of step, Touché.

Mm, so what? I've got six months to practice.