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♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

Uh, you know something?

Everybody has their favorite hero.

But the greatest of them all in my Hero Book

is my partner and sidekick, Touché Turtle.

I'll show you what I mean.

It all started when the circus came to town

with their new attraction, King Size Bong.

A giant gorilla.

I knew how much Touché Turtle likes the circus

so I hurried to tell him the good news.

[Dum Dum] Hey, Touché! Wake up!

It's me, your pal, Dum Dum.

Do you wanna relax more, Touché?

Then let's go to the circus and see King Size Bong.

Circus? I'm surprised at you, Dum Dum.

Hero business before pleasure, always.

Now what great deed have I got scheduled

in my Hero Book for today?

Yeah, your hero deed for today is, uh...

...help little old lady cross the street.

Oh, pshaw. What's for tomorrow?

Uh, help little old lady back again.

Excuse me, Dum Dum. It's the phone.

Hello?

Touché Turtle speaking. What's that?

A gorilla escaped from your circus?

That's right. King Size Bong has disappeared.

And you've got to find him in time

for tonight's really big show.

You've called the right hero, sir.

The really big show will go on.

What does this King Size Bong look like, Dum Dum?

There's his picture on that poster.

[Touché] My. He's a big one, isn't he?

[Dum Dum] Yes.

Oh, well. I'll dispose of him in my usual heroic fashion.

I'll drive him back into his cage with my trusty sword.

- I'll-- - Geek-geek.

Say, Dum Dum, did you say, "Geek-geek?"

No, Touché. He did.

Geek-geek.

Why, it's King Size Bong.

- Geek-geek. - Uh-oh. Put me down.

Or I'll give you a taste of my trusty sword.

Geek-geek.

Geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek.

Oh, come on, now.

Give up. Make it easy on yourself.

[Dum Dum] He's climbing that tall skyscraper.

Geek-geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek.

Oh, pshaw.

Now look where he is.

Geek-geek. Geek-geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek-geek.

Is your lasso ready, Dum Dum?

- Ready, Touché. - Good.

Now throw it over him when I give the signal.

Geek-geek.

- Now, Dum Dum. - Right.

- I got him, Touché! - Good.

Now pull him off and gently lower him to the ground.

[Dum Dum] Will do, Touché.

- Did we get him, Dum Dum? - No, Touché, he got us.

So, he wants to play rough, hmm?

Well I'll show him. Fire away, Dum Dum.

[Dum Dum] Duh, contact.

Charge!

Geek-geek.

You know somethin'?

That gorilla doesn't know his own strength.

Hello? England Circus.

Oh, it's you, Touché.

Did you capture King Size Bong yet?

Not yet, sir.

But if you really want him on your really big show

I have an idea.

Now this is what you do...

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Gotcha. It's a really big idea.

I'll do it.

Geek-geek. Geek-geek-geek. Goo-goo. Geek-geek-geek.

And now, for a special added attraction.

Touché Turtle.

Every night in a death defying feat.

Charge!

Geek-geek.

The show must go on, you know?

Oh, brother.