Original subtitles

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

♪ Touché away! ♪

Clackity Clackity Clackity

♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪

Somewhere in the frigid North Atlantic

begins this strange tale of Captain Ahab

in his search for Moby Dick

the white whale that cost him his leg.

Not only that, he wrecked three of my ships besides.

But I'll get him yet.

It's Moby Dick himself! I've got him at last.

You're through, Moby! Washed up!

Now hold still whilst I harpoon ya.

That did it! I'm sore now.

He's forcing me to do this.

Hello, operator? Get me the world's greatest hero.

The one and only, world famous Touché Turtle.

Will you please spell that, sir?

Thud thud thud

Uh, let him have it, Touché.

That lion should know better

than to get fresh with you around, Touché.

[Dum Dum] I think he's had enough, Touché.

Excuse me for just a moment.

Touché Turtle speaking.

Who? Oh, hello, Captain Ahab.

Moby Dick, huh? Okay, just keep him there.

I'll be right over.

Duh, where to now, Touché?

[Touché] To the high seas, Dum Dum.

Touché away!

Oh, I forgot about you.

Sorry, but you'll have to come back later.

I'm due at an emergency.

And so, with a new ship, Captain Ahab

Touché and Dum Dum set forth in search of the white whale.

We've been sailing for days, Captain.

Are you sure there is a white whale?

Well, I didn't lose that leg in a card game.

Duh, uh, whale ahoy!

Uh, on the port, eh-eh, starboard...

Shiver me scuppers, it's him.

Ol' Moby Dick himself.

How close is he, Dum Dum?

Duh, can't tell. Everything has gone dark.

Oop, oop.

Hold him there whilst I blast him.

Bang bang bang

Scuttle me hallyers.

Missed him again. Guess it's up to you, Touché.

Don't worry, Captain, it takes a pretty dumb whale

to outsmart Touché Turtle.

I'll just haul him in alongside the ship

with this cowboy lariat.

Boy, what a place to place a deserted island.

What are ya doin' on the harpoon gun, Touché?

I'm gonna hurtle myself into the fray, as they say.

Touché away!

En garde, blubberhead. Prepare to meet your doom.

This is worse than a three-ring circus, Touché.

- I give up. - Hold it, Captain.

You've just given me an idea.

Oh, Mr. Whale, sir?

How would you like to be in show business?

Eep, eep.

Well, come here and listen to this.

[Dum Dum] "'Captain Ahab's Sea Circus starring Moby Dick".'

Duh, looks like you've done it again, Touché.

- Thank you, Dum Dum. - Hey, Touché.

This Sea Circus is a great idea.

I've got ol' Moby eatin' right out of my hand.

Here Moby. Here's another fish.

Hey, what do we do now, Touché?

Something we should have done long ago, Dum Dum.

Touché away!

Wait for me! Uh, Touché away!