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[Crickets Chirping]
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[Owl Hoots]
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[Phone Rings]
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Hello. [Man's Voice]
Wanna have a little fun?
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Who's this?
Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
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I don't think so.
[Farts]
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What's that noise?
Oops. I farted.
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I didn't think you would hear me.
No, that popping noise.
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Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.
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Ooh. What is it?
It's just a scary movie.
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Do you like scary movies?
Mm-hmm.
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What's your favourite?
Mm, I don't know.
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Think.
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Oh, I know.
Um, Kazaa, you know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.
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That's not a horror movie.
Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
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[Popping]
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Hey, you have a nice voice.
Thanks.
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You never did tell me
your name.
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Why do you
wanna know my name?
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'Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.
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What...
What did you say?
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Nice breasts.
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Look, what do you want?
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I wanna see
what your insides look like.
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Well... Well, then,
turn to page 54.
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Oh.
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Hey, nice.
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Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.
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Or else what? Or else my boyfriend's
gonna be here any minute,
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and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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You mean the one who wears
make-up and dresses like a woman?
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How did you know?
Turn the porch lights on.
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Help! Help!
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Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've
fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
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- [Squealing]
- Look, I'm calling the cops.
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Go ahead.
Call the cops.
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But you might wanna
check the back door first.
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You forgot to lock it.
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[Doorbell Chimes]
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Take that, you psycho!
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[Groaning]
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I can't feel my legs.
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I think
my arm is broken.
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- Sorry.
- I want my mommy.
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Hello, Drew.
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Oh, God!
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[Screams]
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- Daddy! Daddy!
- Ugh!
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Daddy!
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- Daddy!
- [Groans]
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Daddy, no! No!
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Did you hear something?
No, I didn't hear anything.
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[Keyboard Clicking]
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[Rustling]
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[Screams] Bobby, what are you doing?
My dad's in the other room.
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It just occurred to me. I never climbed
through your window before.
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Yeah. Now that you got it out of your
system, Bobby, you have to leave.
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Why?
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Shh. Come on.
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What's going on in there?
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Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.
Unstick Daddy's head.
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[Groaning]
Dad, can you knock?
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Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here.
No. No, you didn't, Dad.
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Well, it could've been that
crack I smoked earlier, I guess.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that's what it was.
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Listen. I gotta leave town
for a couple of days. Ok?
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No big deal. Just that new business
I started with those Colombian guys?
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Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
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Well, there's a problem.
Some money went missing.
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And apparently,
some legs are gonna get broken.
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It's just better if I lay
low for a couple of days.
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If the cops raid the place...
I never heard of you.
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And don't forget...
To flush your stash.
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Oh, you are my little girl.
I love you so much...
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that I left you a little
something in the coffee can.
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Dad... But you have to remember
to step on it before you sell it.
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Now, what are you gonna cut it with?
Um, baking...
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Baking soda.
Not baking powder.
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Because baking powder guys will have
muffins growing out of their nose.
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You love that joke,
don't you, honey?
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You've loved that joke
since you were two years old.
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Okay, well...
Okay, I love you.
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I love you.
Have a good trip.
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Bye.
Bye. Whew!
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Is the coast clear?
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Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.
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That was close.
God!
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I was, uh, home watching "The Exorcist",
and it got me thinking about you.
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If this is about the time I puked green
slime and masturbated with a crucifix...
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It was
my first keg party, Bobby.
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No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.
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So you thought you would just
climb through my window...
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and we would
play bump-bump?
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I was kind of hoping
to get my balls licked,
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but I wouldn't wanna break your
little underwear rule, now, would I?
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So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?
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Okay.
But just for a minute.
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* [Soft Rock] **
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What the...
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Wrong set.
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Bobby! Oh, Bobby!
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* I don't wanna wait
for our lives to be over **
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No, Bobby, don't.
Ow!
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Jeez.
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NO TRESPASSING
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Yeah, my dad.
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Okay, stud,
you have to go now.
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Oh, um,
about the sex stuff?
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I was only half serious.
I don't wanna rush you or anything.
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Hey, would you settle
for PG-13?
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What's that?
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Oh, jeez!
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[Crash]
Good night, Bobby.
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[Laughing]
Shorty, you are so loud.
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And make sure you take
your behind to class today.
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I do be going to class.
Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
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It is when you got
the munchies.
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See, that's why you such a dumb-ass.
Your mother.
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You my brother.
That's your mother too, jackass.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, then, your father's stupid.
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So? I don't know him.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Hey, girl, you ready?
Yeah, in a minute.
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- Come on. We're gonna be late.
- Wait. There's Buffy.
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[Grunts] I don't know
why you hang out with her.
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She is such a ho.
Why do you say that?
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'Cause I've seen her.
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My friend Sean had a pool party this summer.
Sean?
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You know, Puff Daddy?
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Anyway,
everybody was drinking Cristal champagne.
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And then it started to get wild, and people
were getting freaky in the pool and stuff.
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I look over and there was your girl
getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.
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So?
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With a backup dancer.
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I mean, that's nasty.
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That's-That's lower
than the security guard.
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At least security can get you backstage.
She don't love herself.
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Bye, Daddy. I don't know.
I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda.
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She is as fake
as Press-on nails.
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Hey, baby girl!
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What is up,
my sister?
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- Bye, Mr Gilmore.
- Bye!
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Is he gone?
Yep.
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* Do you like what you see
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* It's all about the money *
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[Girl]
Hey, Cindy!
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I love this colour.
Let me see that.
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00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:17,317
Oh, you guys should not use this brand.
Why not?
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Because they test their products on animals.
So?
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Look, have you seen what they
do to those poor animals?
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Well, I am much more
of a people person.
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I'd like to feed all the hungry,
little children of the world.
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I'd much rather help my
fellow man than some animal.
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Spare a dollar?
Get away from me, you bum!
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Buffy! Can't you see
he's just hungry?
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Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich for you.
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- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!
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Ow!
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God.
Look at this place.
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It's a circus.
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Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm,
author of the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich.
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A small college town
is in shock...
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after the unthinkable
has happened:
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a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead...
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That's it.
Two teens dead... [Gunshot]
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and this small town
shaken and stirred.
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It's times like these...
Police are combing the area for clues.
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00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,881
It seems there are no witnesses
available at this time.
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There are no suspects
in custody.
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Police are asking anyone
to come forward.
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Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are
dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!
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Grab your shit and let's go,
motherfucker!
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00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,065
Hey, do you think the press
is gonna wanna talk to us?
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Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview
the most ignorant person they can find.
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I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
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Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a star, son!
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What can you tell us about Drew?
Well, she had the phat ass, son.
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I mean, it was like bang!
How close were you to the victim?
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Real close.
Until the roofies wore off.
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Then she woke up talking
about pressing charges.
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So I just pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
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What would have been
your last words to Drew?
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Run, bitch! Run!
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Hey, yo, dawg.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
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No, man.
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What about now?
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Nah. Cool? Yeah.
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Here. Take one, guys.
Don't forget: election's Tuesday.
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"Don't forget:
election's Tuesday."
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Ah! Goddam it!
Son of a bitch!
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What's the matter,
honey?
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My report card.
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[DUMBASS]
Well, at least you got one "A."
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Yeah. I did, huh?
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You're so smart.
[Moaning]
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Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?
Nah.
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You know what?
That kid is always late.
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I don't get it.
He lives so close.
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* [Rock] **
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See you later,
Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim,
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Big Jim, Little Jim,
Slim Jim, everybody.
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I'll see you later.
Ciao, Ding. All right.
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Damn, girl.
Mm-mm-mm.
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I'd sure like to get in them pants.
Really?
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00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,543
Yeah.
What size are these?
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[Bobby]
Hey, guys.
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Hey, Bobby.
Hey, baby.
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00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,485
How you doing?
Good.
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00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,188
- You guys see all the reporters out there?
- Yeah.
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00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,456
Saying that girl Drew Decker
got killed last night. I know.
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00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,926
You know what?
I think I knew her. Really?
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00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,896
- Yeah. She had a brother named Steve?
- Yeah.
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Long hair, pretty little mouth,
perfect ass?
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- That was her.
- Nah, I was talking about Steve.
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Whatever happened
to him?
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Hey, do you guys think it's strange
that she got killed...
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exactly one year
after we,
213
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you know,
killed that guy?
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00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,948
Hey, Cindy,
that was an accident.
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00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,582
Was it, Greg?
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[Greg]
Yeah!
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[Laughing]
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00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,937
Would you look
at what they're doing?
219
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,072
When are we gonna do
stuff like that, huh?
220
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,041
One day.
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00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,910
You like that, baby?
Yeah, that's different.
222
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,112
You like that?
Oh, I love that.
223
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,648
Oh, I love
when you play with my ass.
224
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,850
I'm not playing
with your ass.
225
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,990
Ray!
Oh, my bad.
226
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:54,194
Come on, man!
Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
227
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,229
Hold on.
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Here. Put this on.
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* It's raining men **
Yeah, that's the shit right here!
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- * Hallelujah
- It's raining men **
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- Baby.
- * Amen **
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* I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna let myself get **
What? It's a classic.
240
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,085
- * Absolutely soakin' wet **
- Put on the radio, man.
241
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,520
* [Rock] **
229
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,956
Yeah! Whoo!
230
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:40,472
What? It was laundry day.
What the fuck is...
231
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,009
Yeah!
232
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:47,345
Whoo! Yeah!
233
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,052
- Hey. Come over here.
- What?
234
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,155
Just get a little closer to me.
Something you're gonna tell me?
235
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,691
[Zipper Unzips] Bobby,
what are you doing?
236
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,494
I just want you to touch it.
Just touch it. Come on.
237
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,463
Uh... Just a little bit.
Come on.
238
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,365
Whoo!
239
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:15,005
Ow!
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.
240
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,916
Oh, my God! Shit!
241
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:31,389
God, Cindy...
Oh, shit!
242
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,436
[Ray] Oh, my God.
What was that?
243
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,372
I think
we hit something.
244
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,579
Oh, man!
245
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,749
Bobby, look at my car, man!
My dad's gonna freak!
246
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,486
[Bobby] I didn't see it.
It came out of nowhere.
247
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,888
- Oh, my God, we hit a boot.
- Where's the foot?
248
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,657
I don't know.
249
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,328
Where the...
250
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,497
[Screams]
It's a body!
251
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,532
Oh, shit, is he alive?
I don't know.
252
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,567
- Well, check it out.
- I can't.
253
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,837
- Shit!
- We have to call the police.
254
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,108
No way. I ain't going to jail.
We have to!
255
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,543
Hey Cindy, do you know what they
do to young boys in prison?
256
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,513
And all those sex-starved convicts just
waiting for a fresh piece of meat.
257
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,816
Hey, you're right, Cindy.
Maybe we should call the police.
258
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,219
[Greg] Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray.
But what about Brenda, huh?
259
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,187
You think she wants
to go to jail?
260
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,856
This is manslaughter, okay?
We're all gonna fry for this.
261
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,127
- We're looking at 10 to 15 years.
- Shut up, Bobby!
262
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,862
- It's okay. I'm fine.
- Alcohol all over. - We're in so much trouble.
263
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,266
I'm fine.
[Brenda] Don't blame that shit on me, Ray.
264
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:50,203
- Look, we'll get rid of the body.
- Unnecessary.
265
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:53,173
-[Brenda] Now you're thinking.
-We'll dump him in the ocean. -Not the ocean, the pier.
266
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,275
Guess I'll be leaving now.
[Greg] That's a great idea.
267
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,277
- What about the alcohol?
- We'll get rid of it.
268
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,546
[Bobby] Come on.
It'll be all right.
269
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,748
Come on. Hurry up. Let's go.
Put him in the trunk.
270
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,617
I won't have anything to do with this!
[Greg] Shut up!
271
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,887
Cindy, come on.
We'll just pretend it never happened.
272
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,491
You know, like the time we got drunk
and we went down on each other.
273
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,494
I'll get his arm. I'll grab his other arm.
I'll grab his ass.
274
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,664
We'll take him down to Williamson
Cove and we'll dump him in there.
275
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,899
The sharks'll take care
of the evidence.
276
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,169
Oh, my God,
someone's coming.
277
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,638
Oh, shit. It's Shorty.
Brenda, take care of him.
291
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:32,279
* [Rap Playing On Radio] **
278
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,515
Shorty,
I know you ain't driving without no papers.
279
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,618
I got papers,
blunts, bongs,
280
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,887
all the ingredients
to make a high nigga pie.
281
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,726
Hey, yo, can I help you?
Yo, what's up, Ray?
282
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,629
- Yo, son, you all need jumper cables?
- Nah, we're cool.
283
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,666
Oh, good, 'cause I left
my roach clip at home.
284
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,436
- Go home, Shorty.
- Yeah, I-I'll see you later.
285
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,338
Peace, Ray.
286
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:01,807
- Get the trunk closed.
- [Buffy] It won't close.
287
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,710
- I'll do it.
- [Groaning]
288
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,479
[Shorty Laughing]
289
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:32,271
Hold on. Hold on. Put him down.
He's heavy. Oh, God.
290
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:37,410
Okay, look.
On three we dump him over the ledge. All right?
291
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,746
Wait, wait, wait.
Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
292
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,416
For what?
Shit, he might have some money.
293
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,619
We already committed murder.
We might as well rob his ass.
294
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,389
- I'll take the credit cards.
- I want his jewellery. - I'm gonna take his drawers.
295
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:54,527
[All Shouting] Get off! Hey, yo, get off!
His drawers are mine! Yo!
296
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:58,231
[Chuckling] I got me a gold ring.
Credit cards.
297
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,868
All right, let's get him in the water.
I don't think I can, Greg.
298
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,404
- It's not too late.
- Shut up, okay?
299
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,641
- Christ, already. I'll do it.
- Come on. Just get him in the water.
300
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,778
Okay. One, two,
301
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,580
three.
302
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:21,521
Right now we make a pact.
We take this to our grave.
303
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,955
Agreed? Agreed.
Agreed.
304
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,891
- Agreed?
- [Brenda, Bobby] Agreed.
305
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,361
Say it, Cindy.
Say it!
306
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,298
We take this
to our grave. Say it!
307
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,800
[Gagging] We take this to our grave.
Say it.
308
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,968
Greg, chill. Come on.
You're hurting her.
309
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,938
We take this
to our grave, Greg. Ow.
310
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,674
And we never
mention this again.
311
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,243
Mention what?
312
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,415
- The guy we just killed.
- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
313
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,016
Starting now!
314
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,885
Stupid bitch, man.
315
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,656
God. I hate him. It's gonna be okay, baby.
It's gonna be okay.
316
00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,793
I promise. Just touch it again.
Come on. Please.
317
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,634
You have to move on, Cindy.
That's all behind us now. Exactly.
318
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,803
It's a coincidence.
Greg's right, Cindy.
319
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,972
I mean, what do you think
we're in, a horror movie?
320
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:17,709
Yeah, you guys are right.
I mean, if we were,
321
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:21,648
they'd probably cast some dingbat like
Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.
322
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:26,617
Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late
twenties, early thirties to play us.
323
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,890
[Bell Rings] Kenny, get the camera ready.
Here. Hold my gum.
324
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,963
Hi. Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement?
No comment.
325
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:42,502
Damn. Who do I have to screw
around here to get a stupid story?
326
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,837
Hey! Hey, no running.
327
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,739
[Blows Whistle]
328
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,675
Loser.
[Continues Blowing]
329
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,911
Slow it down!
[Boy] Blow me!
330
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,113
All right!
331
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,083
Hi. Gail Hailstorm.
Field Reporter, Hard Story.
332
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,419
Special Officer Doofy.
333
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:03,590
Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
334
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,258
No comment. Okay.
No comment. Okay.
335
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:10,229
You know, you look awfully
young to be a police officer.
336
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,064
Yeah. I'm 25 and a half years old.
Ooh!
337
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,434
Yeah, that's this many.
Ah, so big.
338
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,803
Yeah. That's big.
339
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,706
Well, you don't look a day over 12.
[Chuckles]
340
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:23,410
Except for the big head and
glazed-over look in your eyes.
341
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:27,046
Ooh, was that drool? Yeah.
I forgot to swallow.
342
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,583
Don't worry,
'cause I never forget.
343
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,519
[Both Laughing]
[Farts]
344
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,121
Would you remind me not to do that again?
Sorry.
345
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:38,090
[Man Over P.A.] Due to the recent tragedy,
the sheriff and me, your principal,
346
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,627
will be questioning all
students throughout the day.
347
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,763
Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.
348
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,533
Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.
349
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:51,470
Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and
I go inside my van over there...
350
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:54,000
and, uh, get to know
each other a little better?
351
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,410
Would you like that?
That van? Yeah, that van right there.
352
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,846
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
353
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,583
Yeah, okay, let's go.
Come on. Oh!
354
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:07,754
A terrible tragedy
and an unbearable loss.
355
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:11,791
It's days like today
that we need prayer in school.
356
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:16,896
It starts to unravel the very
moral fabric of our society.
357
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,065
Here you go, baby.
358
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,000
You go to your daddy.
359
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,570
Oh!
360
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:26,906
[Chuckles]
I'll see you after class.
361
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,875
Sweet!
All right!
362
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,612
Okay, class, who would like to give
their oral presentation first?
363
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,715
- Oh!
- Anybody?
364
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,885
- Yes!
- Anybody else?
365
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,623
- Okay, Heather.
- [Students Groaning]
366
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,061
Okay. Can I start?
Yeah.
367
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:52,231
Okay, my presentation
is on the First Amendment.
368
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:57,000
And it began on May 25, 1787 in
Philly with George Washington.
369
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,971
And it states,
and I quote,
370
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:02,008
"When our Founding Fathers argued the
passage of our glorious Constitution..."
371
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,877
[Heather Continuing]
372
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:56,000
The First Amendment gives us the
right to say what we want...
373
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,997
Oh, shut the fuck up!
374
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:02,634
So, who's next?
[Putting]
375
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:04,837
Uh, Cindy Campbell.
376
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:08,040
Isn't she the daughter
of, well, you know...
377
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:11,844
Oh, yeah, you know, old missus, uh...
Old missus...
378
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:15,547
[Sheriff] Yeah.
Yeah, the one and only...
379
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:18,785
The one and only.
[Clears Throat]
380
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:22,854
Why, hello, Cindy.
Hi, Principal Squiggman.
381
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,292
- Thanks, Doofy.
- It's Special Officer Doofy today, Cind.
382
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:31,597
Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions
that he would like to ask you today.
383
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,701
What is that... god-awful smell?
I don't know.
384
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,069
I got a poopie.
385
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:40,172
Did you just say
that you went poopie?
386
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,175
Yeah. It was good.
[Sheriff] Mm.
387
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,278
- Get him out of here.
- Yes.
388
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,948
Thank you, Doofy.
[Doofy] Okay.
389
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:52,250
You should now go back
to Special Ed.
390
00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:56,287
- Okay. Salute.
- Maybe a change of underwear, son.
391
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,858
Bye, Doofy.
Bye, Cind.
392
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,694
How are you, Cindy?
Fine.
393
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:05,131
How are you, Sheriff?
Bloated, constipated.
394
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:08,267
Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut.
You know, the usual.
395
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:12,905
Cindy, I want to ask you some
questions about Drew Decker.
396
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,642
- I didn't really know her.
- Oh, come on. Sure you do.
397
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,777
No. I mean,
I didn't really know her.
398
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:21,948
I've been in this game a long time.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter. All right?
399
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:26,000
Tell me about Drew. How what
she was like in bed, Cindy?
400
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,922
Tried to get you.
It's an old police trick.
401
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:33,359
It's an old police trick.
You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid.
402
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,194
Hike!
403
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,698
Pass! Pass!
404
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,870
[Whistle Blows] All right,
shower up!
405
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,938
Yes!
406
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:49,742
Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo.
Word up.
407
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,744
Johnson, what
a block, baby.
408
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,682
Word up.
Woodward. Nice ass.
409
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,784
Damn.
410
00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:01,287
Hey, yo, Greg, man, what's up?
You gonna hit the showers or what?
411
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,357
No, man. I think I'm gonna work out,
you know, beat the bag a little.
412
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:10,329
Suit yourself, kid. All right.
Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
413
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,933
Come on, y'all!
I'm gonna get y'all! [Laughing]
414
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,703
Don't let Uncle Ray
catch you!
415
00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:44,296
Who did this?
Huh? Where are you?
416
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,465
This isn't funny,
all right?
417
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,936
A small dick's
like a disability, man!
418
00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:54,306
Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?
Huh? Would you?
419
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,809
Come on out here,
you sick fuck!
420
00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:00,847
I'll kick the shit out of you right now!
All right?
421
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,115
It's not the size
of the hammer,
422
00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:04,917
it's the nail
you're throwing it at!
423
00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,822
[Cindy]
It's a shame how she died. You know.
424
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:14,894
- She was such a nice girl.
- Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
425
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:18,364
- He had the biggest crush on her.
- Ray, you're a dead man.
426
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:20,900
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
427
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:23,535
You wanna get
butt-naked and wrestle?
428
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,372
- Bring it on, Ray!
- Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline?
429
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,241
- Take it easy. What's the problem?
- I'll show you the problem.
430
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:33,378
Oh...
That's you?
431
00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:36,982
They... They turned the hot water
off in the showers, all right?
432
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:44,189
Laugh it up, you guys.
Big laugh.
433
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,526
You know what?
You can all go to hell!
434
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,130
Greg,
you're not the only one who got one.
435
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:56,200
Oh, you mean
Bobby's got a baby dick too?
436
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:59,772
No. I was talking
about the note.
437
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:02,041
I got one too.
438
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,877
Somebody knows.
That's bullshit, Cindy.
439
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,513
Like someone's just trying
to fuck with us, you guys.
440
00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,849
We have to call
the police, Greg.
441
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:13,751
You call the police, and I'll kill
you myself. [Punching Stomach]
442
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:23,228
You're hurting her, man.
And you know what?
443
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,196
That goes
for all of you guys.
444
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:27,066
That psycho wants
a piece of me, bring it on.
445
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,136
But I'm not going to jail.
You got that?
446
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,304
[Cindy Groaning]
447
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:36,108
[Bones Crunching]
[All Groaning]
448
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,912
What's everybody
talkin' about?
449
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,882
Just forget it, Shorty.
You already know too much.
450
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,217
[Cindy Groaning]
451
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:48,987
[Audience Cheering]
[Emcee] Aren't they beautiful?
452
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:53,991
Buffy!
[Man] Contestant number one!
453
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:59,798
Very good.
And contestant number two.
454
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:06,872
Very good.
And contestant number three.
455
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:10,176
[Greg]
Buffy! That's my girl!
456
00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:13,379
- That's my girlfriend!
- Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!
471
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,916
Hey, kiss my ass!
[Boy #2] Yeah, I'm hitting that too!
457
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,952
- All right, Buffy!
- Hey, shut the hell up, man!
473
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:23,856
- [Boy #3] Ow yeah man. The best pussy I ever had!
- What, you want a piece of me?
458
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,958
Now the talent portion
of the competition.
459
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:30,096
Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for
a closer seat. See you after the show. Okey.
460
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:33,265
Number three, Buffy Gilmore.
[Cheers And Applause]
461
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:36,002
Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the
head. You want me to bring you back anything?
462
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,999
No, no, no. I'm good, man.
But hurry back. She's gonna perform.
463
00:30:38,999 --> 00:30:42,240
Don't worry. I'll be back.
So, good evening, Buffy.
464
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:43,375
And what will be
your talent for this evening?
465
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:47,346
Acting. I'll be doing
a dramatic reading.
466
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,581
[Boy]
Yeah, yeah!
467
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:53,619
Buffy Gilmore
doing a dramatic reading.
468
00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:56,989
Hey, do that thing from Baywatch!
She's running down the beach!
469
00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:06,165
Look out, Greg!
Look behind you!
470
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,436
- It's him! It's the killer!
- Huh?
471
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:13,339
Oh, my God!
Somebody do something!
472
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:17,176
Somebody do something!
473
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,511
He's killing him!
474
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,581
- He's killing him!
- Must be an original piece.
475
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,516
He's killing him!
476
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:28,154
- [Sobbing]
- She's good. She's good.
477
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:31,290
- What's wrong with you people?
- That's fantastic.
478
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:34,927
You fucking bastards!
Why won't anyone help?
479
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:38,264
- Amazing.
- [Woman] She's the next Pamela Lee.
480
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,566
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Don't!
481
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:43,936
- [Groans]
- Greg, hold on!
482
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,440
[Emcee] Give it up for Buffy Gilmore!
Beautiful.
483
00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,409
- Absolutely fantastic.
- [Cheering]
484
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:57,549
I think we have a winner,
ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore!
485
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,419
Buffy, wait.
You have to go back on stage.
486
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:03,089
No. I have to get to Greg.
But you won!
487
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:06,192
They're calling your name.
There's a killer...
488
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,460
- I won?
- They're calling your name. Go.
489
00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:11,263
- Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?
- Oh, fuck Greg. I won.
490
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,533
Congratulations!
Oh, out of my way, loser!
491
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,403
Miss Buffy Gilmore!
[Cheers And Whistles]
508
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,438
* Here she comes **
509
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,174
* Miss Teen She's So Fine **
510
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,410
* Such lovely tits **
Give me my crown, bitch.
511
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,347
* And a great behind **
512
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:33,252
* There she is
Doggy style anytime **
513
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:37,356
* And I'll do her behind
behind and behind **
514
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:40,259
* Oh, there she is **
515
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:43,362
* She loves 69 **
492
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,597
There's no sign
of him anywhere.
493
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:49,335
He could've taken the body.
That's impossible, Cindy.
494
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:52,103
There's no blood. There's nothing.
Look around. I bet it's just Greg playing...
495
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,106
another one
of his dumb jokes.
496
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:57,376
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's
probably at my house waiting for us right now,
497
00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:00,046
you guys.
All right, fine, fine.
498
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,514
But you know what?
I'm gonna look around some more, so...
499
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,683
You mind catching a ride home with Buffy?
Yeah, no problem.
500
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,086
All right, fine.
Call me later.
525
00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,598
** [ Humming ]
501
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,371
[Phone Rings]
502
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,000
Hello.
[Man's Voice] Hello, Cindy.
503
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,346
Who is this?
It's me, Bobby.
504
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,748
You know, your boyfriend.
505
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:41,387
Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess
I'm a little jumpy lately.
506
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,190
Hey, any sign of Greg?
No.
507
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:47,526
Do you want me to come by?
No.
508
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,330
I'm just gonna take a bath,
and then I'm gonna go to bed.
509
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:55,467
Okay. I'd really like to see you, but...
I love you.
510
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:59,604
Aw.
I love you too, baby.
511
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,783
[Farts]
512
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,057
[Rings]
513
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,429
Bobby, I told you...
514
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,597
[Man's Voice] I still know
what you did last Halloween.
515
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,299
Who is this?
[Dial Tone]
516
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,142
[Phone Rings]
517
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,312
[Screams]
[Thud]
518
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:43,682
Ow! Ow!
[Ringing]
519
00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:49,721
Hello.
I'm gonna kill you.
520
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,291
I'm gonna slice you up.
Who is this?
521
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,593
I'm gonna chop you like liver.
What do you want?
522
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,862
I'm in the house.
[Snickering]
523
00:34:56,895 --> 00:35:01,767
Do you know where I am?
[Snickering]
524
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,904
I could be anywhere.
I'm like the wind, baby.
525
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,408
Yeah. Where am I?
526
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,543
[Snickering]
527
00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:14,346
Um, you're-you're
behind the couch.
528
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:18,250
[Snickering Stops]
What? How do you know that?
529
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,851
I can, um, see your feet.
530
00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:25,491
Ah!
Okay, turn around.
531
00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,559
Close your eyes.
No peeking.
532
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:36,568
Yeah. No. No. No.
533
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:39,471
Hey, no peeking.
No peeking. Turn around.
534
00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:41,207
Good.
535
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,309
Okay, now you look.
536
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:47,378
Now do you know
where I am? You don't.
537
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:50,616
No, Mr Killer.
I don't know where you are.
538
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,852
- I'll give you a big clue.
- [Screams]
539
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,457
Oh!
I gotta stop drinking.
540
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,965
Grandma!
Ow, baby!
541
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,800
Oh, my hip!
542
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,913
[Screaming]
543
00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:44,068
[Woman Dispatcher] White
woman in trouble off the 744...
544
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,639
[Sirens Wailing]
545
00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,608
[Twigs Snapping]
[Screams]
546
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:52,844
Are you okay? I heard screaming.
What's going on?
547
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,514
- Bobby, he was here.
- Shh.
548
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,617
- The killer was here, Bobby.
- It's okay.
549
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:09,728
I can explain that.
Oh, my God.
550
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:12,631
A friend gave 'em to me.
Cindy. Cindy.
551
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,033
[Screaming]
Cindy. Cindy!
552
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,869
Cindy! Cindy!
Cindy!
553
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,976
It's me, Cind.
[Gasps]
554
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,546
Cindy, you know me.
Cindy.
555
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:37,455
I know you've had a rough night,
Cindy, so I won't keep you. All right?
556
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,658
I just want you to look at some photos.
Tell me what you think.
557
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,699
Mm-mmm.
558
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,971
No?
No.
559
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:57,409
I'm sorry, Sheriff.
You sure?
560
00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,346
Okay, you're free to go.
Do you have somebody picking you up?
561
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:03,582
Yeah.
Oh. Just...
562
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,784
Just check
that one out again.
563
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:12,524
Mm, no. No? No? All right.
Well, worth a shot. Thanks.
564
00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,993
Guess what I just did with those
hookers we busted. No way.
565
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:18,930
All the way, man! Yes, yes.
Watch this. Watch this. Doofy!
566
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,632
- Yeah?
- Come on. Come on.
567
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,067
Okay.
568
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:25,437
Special Officer Doofy
reporting.
569
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,839
Hey, Doofy,
smell my fingers.
570
00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:33,911
What's that? That's when you
know you've become a man, Doofy!
571
00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:36,614
Hey, Terry,
smell my finger.
572
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,150
What the hell is that?
My ass.
573
00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:40,752
Get the hell out of here, Doofy.
Doofy.
574
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:45,557
Mom said get home now.
Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
575
00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:50,094
Cindy, are you okay? Hey, hey, hey.
No talking to the witness.
576
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,398
Go get in the car, Doofy.
She's coming with us. Does Mom know?
577
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:56,133
- Yeah, Doofus.
- Mom says when I wear this badge,
578
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,903
you're supposed to treat me
like a man of the law.
579
00:38:57,936 --> 00:39:01,039
Mom also said for you to stop sticking
your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
580
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,775
[Cheering] Oh!
Oh!
581
00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:06,712
Okay, three, two...
582
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,914
[Man] Oh, no.
Gosh darn. What now?
583
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,849
It's just that there's all these numbers
with deci... What, can't you count?
584
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:15,520
- No, I can count, but there's really...
- Let me make it easy for you. Listen up.
585
00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,956
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
586
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:20,958
Now, if this little piggy doesn't
roll the goddam camera...
587
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,894
- I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass...
- We're live, Gail.
588
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,130
Gail Hailstorm standing out
front of the police station...
589
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,533
where I'm going to try and get
a glimpse of Cindy Campbell,
590
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:30,901
the young girl who was
attacked earlier this evening.
591
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,671
- You're on my foot, fat shit!
- Sorry, G...
592
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,999
What did I say? A? What did I say?
"Don't ever step on Gail's shoes."
593
00:39:34,999 --> 00:39:37,000
Why not?
Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
594
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,997
You idiot.
I'm a bad man.
595
00:39:38,999 --> 00:39:40,846
[Reporters Shouting]
Cindy! Cindy!
596
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,482
Cindy, can we get a statement?
Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
597
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,151
She's not talking. Is it true the
police have someone in custody?
598
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:49,120
- Come on, Cindy.
- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
599
00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:53,390
Bitch!
600
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:56,595
Good shot.
Come on.
601
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,097
All right, who copped a feel?
Gail, it was me.
602
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,900
Oh, my God.
It was an accident, Gail.
603
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:05,537
I only touched it,
the top of the breast.
604
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,473
It was so tender and juicy.
Shut up!
605
00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,107
[Dial Tone]
606
00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,745
[Phone Rings]
607
00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:19,785
- Yo.
- Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
608
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:25,656
Nein. Sittin' here watchin' the game.
Smokin' some bud.
609
00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,760
Are you all alone?
610
00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:32,197
Wassup?
Wassup?
611
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:35,800
What the...
Who's that?
612
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,903
Yo, pick up the phone.
613
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:43,172
- Wassup?
- Wassup?
614
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,611
Yo, Dookie,
pick up the phone!
615
00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:54,847
- Yo.
- Wassup?
616
00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:03,629
- What you doin', son?
- Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.
617
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,665
True. True.
618
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:09,500
So you think
Bobby did it?
619
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:15,240
I don't know.
But he was there, Buffy.
620
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:19,177
I knew there had to be something.
He's just too perfect.
621
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:22,881
Handsome, smart,
good in bed.
622
00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:26,852
- What did you say?
- Uh...
623
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:31,055
Hey, Cind.
Got your ice pack for your hand.
624
00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,124
- Ow!
- Sorry.
625
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:36,127
[Groans] I'll get
you one for your head.
626
00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,696
No, no, that's okay,
Doofy.
627
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:42,834
Hey, we're gonna get that guy
you dumped in the water. Yeah.
628
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:45,836
I'll be next door
if you need me.
629
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,173
Night, Cind.
630
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:50,108
Buffy, you told him?
631
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:53,644
The moron overheard a conversation
Greg and I were having.
632
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:56,181
- Yeah, but what if he says something?
- Who's gonna believe...
633
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,584
a retarded retard
like him anyway? Don't worry.
634
00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:01,819
Cindy, telephone.
635
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,190
Thank you.
636
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:08,594
Hello.
[Man's Voice] Hello, Cindy.
637
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,929
Guess what.
No!
638
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:12,998
You got the wrong guy.
No!
639
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,133
Doofy!
It's not Bobby.
640
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,068
Who is this?
[Dial Tone]
641
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:19,671
Doofy! Doofy!
Oh, my God.
642
00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:30,215
Hello?
643
00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,183
Hello?
644
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:36,588
I said don't disturb me
while I'm cleaning my room!
645
00:42:42,628 --> 00:42:45,063
I heard Bobby got out
this morning.
646
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:48,667
I haven't seen him around.
Is he pissed?
647
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:52,671
You mean since you branded him the Candyman?
No. His heart is broken.
648
00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,707
Yo, son. It's like
I seen this all before.
649
00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,876
They had a killer at your old high school,
Shorty?
650
00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,811
No, it was
in this movie "Scream".
651
00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:02,180
Same dialogue and everything.
This is ill.
652
00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:04,650
How did it end?
I don't know.
653
00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:07,686
Some niggas started shooting up in the
movie theatre, so we just broke out.
654
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,356
No doubt.
Okay, I say we all just stick together.
655
00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:13,625
Tonight everyone
meet at my house.
656
00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:17,528
And bring some friends. But don't
tell everyone. Ok? Try to keep it quiet.
657
00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:18,930
Okay.
658
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:23,334
Yo! Party at Cindy's house!
Drunk white women for everybody!
659
00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:30,275
Ray, if you see Bobby,
tell him I love him.
660
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:35,179
Okay. If I see Bobby,
I'll tell him I love him.
661
00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:44,955
Jesus! It's okay. It's all right.
It's just me, baby.
662
00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:47,192
What, you don't still think it's me, do you?
No.
663
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,327
It's just that somebody
did try to kill me.
664
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,899
Yeah. And the police said I scared him away.
I know. He called me last night.
665
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:57,002
You see, it couldn't have been me.
I was in jail last night. Remember?
666
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,406
You're the best.
667
00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:04,042
I'm sorry.
Please understand.
668
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:07,045
Understand what? That my girlfriend would
rather call me a killer than touch me?
669
00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,980
That's not true, Bobby.
Then what is it?
670
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:11,817
What is it? She's gone
and she's not coming back.
671
00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:16,054
It's been over a year, Cindy. But Ginger was
such an important part of the Spice Girls.
672
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:19,224
Oh, you gotta move on, baby.
Oh!
673
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,960
I'm sorry
if my complicated life...
674
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:26,197
is an inconvenience
to your perfect existence.
675
00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:29,334
Cindy. Cind.
676
00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:31,402
[Sheriff]
Okay, everybody, listen up.
677
00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:33,839
Let me just say, uh,
678
00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:38,143
the killing of these teenagers
has been tragic, but, uh...
679
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,978
Hey, you know,
shit happens.
680
00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:43,882
[Reporters Shouting]
Sheriff! Sheriff!
681
00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:47,718
- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.
- Have they found Cindy Campbell's father?
682
00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:49,354
- No.
- Isn't he a suspect?
683
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:52,256
That is classified information.
Where are you getting that?
684
00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:55,426
I'm sorry, but my sources are
strictly confidential, Sheriff.
685
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,996
Hey, Gail.
686
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,066
Gail swallows.
687
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:08,406
Watch this.
688
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:13,344
Hello. Who is this?
689
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:15,480
What?
690
00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:18,349
You wanna kill me?
691
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:20,518
Oh, God. Hold on.
692
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:24,322
- Cindy, it's for you.
- [Girls Laughing]
693
00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:28,459
All right,
knock it off, Buffy.
694
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:32,230
Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...
695
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:35,867
and the police have asked us to
give you the following safety tips.
696
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:38,103
Stay in well-lit areas.
697
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,371
Do not travel alone
whenever possible.
698
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,373
Always wipe front to back.
699
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:45,776
And remember, never, ever
believe someone...
700
00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:48,146
when they tell you
that shaving your pubic hair...
701
00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:51,316
will rid you
of crab infestation.
702
00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:55,453
Now, I understand this is a
difficult time for you young ladies.
703
00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:58,857
So if anyone needs
to come to my office to talk,
704
00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:00,758
I am here for you.
705
00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,933
- What a crock of shit.
- [Cindy] It's not, Buffy!
706
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:10,468
- He's real!
- [Girls Laughing]
707
00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:16,808
[Inhales]
708
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,047
Miss Mann?
709
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:27,085
Come in, dear. Have a seat.
Take off your bra if you'd like.
710
00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:31,522
No, thanks.
711
00:46:31,556 --> 00:46:34,059
What can I do for you,
Cindy?
712
00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:38,396
I need to talk.
See, I have this problem...
713
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:41,066
and I don't know
who to tell.
714
00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:45,003
- Not feeling so fresh?
- Huh?
715
00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,338
Feminine odor and itching
got you down?
716
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:50,375
Uh, no. No, not that.
717
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:54,012
Then what is it?
718
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:57,348
I have a terrible secret.
719
00:46:57,382 --> 00:47:00,118
Well, Cindy, we all have
our little secrets.
720
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,891
Sometimes we do things
we're not so proud of.
721
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:08,359
Some for money,
722
00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:11,930
others to gain the athletic
edge on the competition.
723
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,365
Sometimes those secrets
come back to haunt us.
724
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,868
- Aah!
- Do you know what I mean?
725
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:21,539
Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann.
Thanks for ball...
726
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:25,576
I mean, all your help.
I have to go to class.
727
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,445
Anytime, dear.
728
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:33,851
Buffy, are you coming?
I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
729
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:43,228
[Man Whispering]
Redrum.
730
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:45,063
Hello?
731
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,206
Somebody there?
732
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,042
Hello!
733
00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:04,983
[Gasps]
Very funny.
734
00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:07,018
Who put you up
to this, Cindy?
735
00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:09,354
Lose the cape.
It's way too '90s horror.
736
00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,493
Oh, so what movie is this from,
Die, Cheerleader, Die?
737
00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:23,800
Wanna play psycho killer?
Can I be the helpless cheerleader?
738
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:28,272
Oh, so this is where I'm
supposed to beg for my life?
739
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:32,142
Please, Mr Killer,
don't kill me.
740
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:38,083
So is this where
I'm supposed to bleed?
741
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,486
Oh, look,
I'm bleeding!
742
00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:46,091
Oh, yeah, I'm
supposed to run, right?
743
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:51,496
Okay. I'm running!
I'm running! Help!
744
00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:56,367
Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg,
leaving me helpless.
745
00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:59,637
- [Bones Crack]
- Aah!
746
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:03,608
There you go, Mr Scary Killer.
I'm panicking now.
747
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:08,413
Oh, God!
Somebody please help me!
748
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,548
Oh, God, no!
749
00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,084
No!
750
00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:15,453
Oh, now what?
751
00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:20,591
I guess this is the big climax.
Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah!
752
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:27,065
Oh, look at me.
I'm all dead.
753
00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:30,468
I'm a gross, scary severed head.
Come on. Please.
754
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:34,372
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen.
You're really giving me a headache.
755
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:38,209
And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater.
I hope you're gonna pay for that.
756
00:49:38,243 --> 00:49:41,546
Ah! I will not be ignored
by the likes...
757
00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:45,750
- I'm gonna jump!
- Phil, get back in there.
758
00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:48,119
No!
What are you doing up there?
759
00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:51,756
- Be reasonable.
- I can't take this fucking job...
760
00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:54,759
or those greasy
shithead teenagers any more!
761
00:49:54,792 --> 00:50:00,331
I'm going to end it all! Wait!
Hold on! We're getting help for you!
762
00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:03,034
Now we know Bobby's not the killer.
So who is?
763
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:05,170
I don't know.
764
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:07,372
If the killer was in your house last night,
why didn't he just kill you then?
765
00:50:07,405 --> 00:50:09,374
Because he's just
messing with us.
766
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:12,100
Don't you see?
He's got us right where he wants us.
767
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:17,148
We can't go to the police. He's just out
there watching us and waiting for us.
768
00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:20,585
What are you
waiting for, huh?
769
00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:23,354
What are you waiting for?
770
00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:25,456
What are you
waiting for?
771
00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,159
[To Himself]
What am I waiting for?
772
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:31,662
- [Shouting] What am I waiting for?
- What are you waiting for?
773
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,365
- Fuck you!
- [Crowd Gasping]
774
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,568
[Woman]
Oh, my God.
775
00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:40,738
Ray, I still don't think
this party is a good idea.
776
00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:44,442
You know I'm not gonna let nothin'
happen to you. I just don't feel right.
777
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:48,213
Why can't we just do something else?
Ok. How about we go to the movies?
778
00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:52,782
Huh? You like that?
See a little movie, huh?
804
00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:54,619
* [Hip Hop Plays On Radio] **
779
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:58,689
Hey! This is my song!
Hey!
780
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,859
-You know they gave me a shout-out
on the album, right? -What? -Yes.
807
00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:06,431
* Everywhere I go
I see the same ho's **
781
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,433
Ooh, Brenda.
782
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:11,236
Did I tell you how sexy
you look in my jersey?
783
00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:14,105
I do, Ray?
Yes.
784
00:51:14,139 --> 00:51:17,142
I like it. Hey, get up.
Go over there. Let me see it.
785
00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:19,344
[Giggling]
786
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:25,416
Ooh!
Yes, I like that.
787
00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:28,286
You like that?
You like that? Yeah. Hey!
788
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:32,223
- Hey, put this on with it.
- [Laughing]
789
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:35,426
- Ray, you are so freaky.
- That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl.
790
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,595
Go on. Pull it.
Pull it up.
791
00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:40,598
[Both] Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!
792
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:44,335
Yeah.
Here. Put this on with it.
793
00:51:44,369 --> 00:51:47,538
Go on.
794
00:51:47,572 --> 00:51:51,842
- Are you sure?
- Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
795
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:55,146
Okay.
Go on.
796
00:51:57,282 --> 00:52:01,286
- I like that look.
- Ooh! I'm bad.
797
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:04,389
Here.
Put this on with it.
798
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:06,857
Go on, girl.
Put it on.
799
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:10,295
Yeah. Put that shit on there.
Come on. Just shove it on.
800
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:13,931
Do it. Yeah.
Ooh, so fucking sexy.
801
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:17,567
Come here, girl. Bring your little
sexy ass over here. Come on!
802
00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:20,371
Full speed. Charge!
[Growling]
803
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,675
Yes! Yes!
Come on! Turn around!
804
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:26,644
Turn around! Come on!
805
00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:28,913
Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
Take it, Brendan!
806
00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:31,182
Who?
Uh... Uh, Brenda.
807
00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:34,652
Put the helmet on. No, let's role-play.
Come on. You get me.
808
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:37,322
Come on! Come on!
Huh?
809
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:39,324
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
810
00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:41,592
It's dark,
it's in the middle of nowhere,
811
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:44,662
and it's where hormone-driven teens
love to come and fool around.
812
00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:47,832
So very likely we're about
to see someone get killed.
813
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:52,437
Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in
that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
814
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,739
Let's see if she'll have
a word with us.
815
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:58,276
Hi. Gail Hailstorm,
author of the new book You're Next.
816
00:52:58,309 --> 00:53:01,746
Oh, yeah.
Can you tell us your name?
817
00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:05,750
Well, my name's Heather. Heather, can you
tell us what you're doing out here all alone?
818
00:53:05,783 --> 00:53:10,388
Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and
I were just, like, making out...
819
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:12,690
and then we heard a noise out there,
so he went to go check it,
820
00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,260
but... well, that was,
like, ten minutes ago.
821
00:53:15,293 --> 00:53:19,930
Yeah, yeah. Heather, has it crossed your little mind
that your boyfriend was probably murdered...
822
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:23,000
and you're about
to be slaughtered next?
823
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:26,804
Really? No way!
Way.
824
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:30,000
-Heather, good luck.
- Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. - I know.
825
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,311
[Screaming] Just as I thought.
The murder is happening as we speak.
826
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:36,281
I'm going to try and break into the
bloodshed. Are you getting this?
827
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:39,884
Excuse me. Heather, Heather,
can you tell us what you're feeling, honey?
828
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:43,754
Lots of pain. Gail, please help me.
Gail, please!
829
00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:47,925
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's
sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you?
830
00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,795
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
I'm just trying to do my job.
831
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,664
Get the camera off me now!
No, Kenny, keep rolling! You're dead, bitch.
832
00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:57,001
I'm gonna slice your head off and shove
it up his ass. Get that camera off me!
833
00:53:57,034 --> 00:54:02,640
Oh, my God, Kenny!
Kenny, move your fat ass!
834
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:05,443
Kenny! Oh, my God,
he's right behind you!
835
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:07,678
[Kenny]
This man is chasin' Miss Gail.
836
00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,514
[Kenny Grunts]
[Thud]
837
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:16,853
I'm so scared right now.
838
00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:20,858
I just want to say...
839
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:23,961
to the family
of my cameraman, Kenny,
840
00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:26,431
I am so sorry.
841
00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:29,834
This was my interview,
842
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:32,803
my story.
843
00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:34,905
It's all my fault.
844
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:45,015
You want some popcorn? Uh-uh.
I brought me a little snack of my own.
845
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:47,718
[Paper Rustling]
846
00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,854
You want some chicken?
Nah.
846
00:54:51,524 --> 00:54:53,524
For Everybody's Enjoyment
PLEASE OBSERVE SILENCE
847
00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:58,829
Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here,
it's time to keep it down right now.
848
00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:00,698
Shh.
849
00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:02,833
Shh, back at you.
Shh!
850
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:08,473
Why they actin' already?
It ain't nothin' but the previews.
850
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:12,077
The following PEEVIEW has been assproved for IMMATURE
AUDIENCES ONLY. If you can read this you are too close.
Pee pee poopy boogers farts butthole. IMMATURE. We thought it
would be funny to put this here. Kiss our asses and take it off pause.
851
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:15,646
The largest ship
the world had ever known.
852
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:20,418
Its 400 passengers and crew on a
maiden voyage to a brave new world.
853
00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:23,354
A journey that would change
their lives forever.
854
00:55:23,388 --> 00:55:25,923
Whoo!
855
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:32,329
I'm the king of the world!
Whoo-hoo!
856
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:39,669
[Yells] - [Whipmaster] Get your ass back
down there, boy! - [AMISTAD II]
857
00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:42,773
I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
The movie about to come on.
858
00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:45,109
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Here. Take your hot sauce.
859
00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:48,112
[Brenda] Hurry up, man.
Don't be long.
860
00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:51,782
Back up!
Let him through!
861
00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:55,085
You can move back some.
You don't own the theatre.
862
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:57,455
[Men Chattering]
863
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,060
[Bell Rings]
[Announcer] And they're off!
864
00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:05,563
It's number three in the lead.
Number two close behind.
865
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:09,467
And number three
is the winner!
866
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:15,172
Number two has placed,
and number four to show.
867
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:18,042
Next week's Triple Crown
starts at 2:30.
868
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,611
[Trickling]
Be here early.
869
00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:23,147
[Baby Sounds]
870
00:56:27,485 --> 00:56:29,987
[Sounds Continue]
871
00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:44,735
[Laughing]
872
00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:48,839
Hey, who was that?
873
00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:53,809
Go ahead.
Do it again. Do it again.
874
00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,624
Anon.
875
00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:11,028
[Brenda]
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
876
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,430
Mm-mmm!
Don't go in there!
877
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,536
[Yells] - [Screams] - [Screams]
878
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:22,507
[Laughing] Lord,
I'm gonna have a heart attack!
879
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:24,609
Man, this is
some scary shit!
880
00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:27,545
Oh, I am scared!
[Continues Laughing]
881
00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:33,850
- Excuse me.
- I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here.
882
00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:36,153
- ...out of her favour...
- That ain't no man.
883
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:39,589
You can see her real hair right there!
Do you mind?
884
00:57:39,589 --> 00:57:42,493
I know you better
get outta my face!
885
00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:45,162
Outta my face!
Outta my face!
886
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:47,998
This is all me up in here.
You handle that.
887
00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:50,801
[Man] Will you shut the fuck up!
[Woman] Yeah!
888
00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:54,104
Mmm, mmm.
This movie is good.
889
00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:58,709
Hey, baby.
You came back just in time.
890
00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:01,579
She's about to get it on
with Shakespeare.
891
00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,549
She dressing like a man...
Shut up.
892
00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:08,118
Yeah, I got you.
I got you on camera.
893
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,955
You on Candid Camera now.
894
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,923
You ain't know that.
895
00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:16,193
- [Cell Phone Beeping]
- [Audience Groaning]
896
00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:19,964
Hello. Hey, girl.
Uh-uh. I'm in the movie.
897
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:25,035
Shakespeare In Love.
Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying.
898
00:58:25,069 --> 00:58:27,938
For Christ's sake,
will you just shut your trap!
899
00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:30,641
- Shut up!
- Hold on.
900
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:33,844
I don't know why y'all
is actin' like this.
901
00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:36,881
My girlfriend already seen the movie. She
said they don't even stay together in the end.
902
00:58:36,914 --> 00:58:39,249
Give me that.
903
00:58:39,283 --> 00:58:41,085
Right on.
904
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,321
Will you sit down.
905
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,157
[Groans]
Shut up.
906
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,994
Your ass is grass.
907
00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:56,000
This is for Thelma!
And Louise!
908
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:59,804
This is for talking
through The Fugitive!
909
00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:02,640
You ruined Schindler's
List. Jackie Chan movies.
910
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:06,076
Boogie Nights!
And Big Momma's House!
911
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:09,279
[Audience Jeering]
912
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:12,750
Aaaaaahhhhh!
913
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:22,827
[Applause]
914
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:25,996
And I cannot marry the daughter
of Sir Robert De Lesseps.
942
00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:29,366
* [Loud Rock] **
915
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:33,237
Um, you guys,
there's a few too many people.
916
00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:36,373
Oh, honey, please don't throw...
Hey, you guys, stop.
917
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,776
Hey! Hey, please!
That's my dad's!
918
00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:41,378
No, don't touch... Ah, no!
Do you have more beer?
919
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:44,615
Do you have more beer? Um, yeah.
Uh, check in the garage.
920
00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:46,617
No, no, no, no!
Don't!
921
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:08,639
[Metal Clanging]
922
01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:11,175
[Sighs]
Kitty, you scared me.
923
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,846
- [Clanging]
- [Whinnying]
924
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,016
Horsey.
Oh, you scared me too.
925
01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:26,691
Hello?
Who's there?
926
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:32,362
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Please, don't!
927
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,899
Please!
I'm just a day player!
928
01:00:47,712 --> 01:00:50,347
[Screaming]
929
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:51,882
Oh, my God!
930
01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:57,087
[Screaming]
931
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,763
[Screaming]
932
01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:22,980
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
933
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:26,250
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
934
01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,953
[Screaming]
[Howling]
935
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:31,188
Yeah!
936
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:36,994
Oh, Bobby. Bobby.
I was worried about you.
937
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:40,264
I thought the killer got
to you before I could.
938
01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:41,999
Could what?
939
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:45,269
I wanna go upstairs.
There's something I wanna show you.
940
01:01:46,403 --> 01:01:49,940
[Chuckles] Yeah.
[Chuckles] Oh, yeah.
941
01:01:49,974 --> 01:01:52,709
- Hey, party on!
- [All] Yeah!
942
01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,351
So... So.
[Giggles]
943
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:04,088
Here we are...
again.
944
01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,056
Yeah.
[Giggles]
945
01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:11,427
And, you know,
if you're not ready,
946
01:02:11,996 --> 01:02:14,531
I'll understand.
947
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,233
Bobby.
948
01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,135
I am ready.
949
01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:21,505
You are?
Yeah.
950
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,844
I can't keep fighting
these urges.
951
01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:31,215
I have to just
give in to them...
952
01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:33,283
and let them flow.
953
01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:35,352
Right.
954
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:37,287
Bobby?
Huh?
955
01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:39,857
I have been so selfish.
956
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,862
This is like a scene
from a movie or something.
957
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,364
Only it isn't a movie,
Bobby.
958
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,166
This is real life.
959
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,337
It's all a movie, baby.
960
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:57,341
There's the sound guy. There's the
script supervisor. How ya doin', baby?
961
01:02:57,374 --> 01:03:00,144
Bobby?
What?
962
01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:05,149
What I mean
is that in real life...
963
01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:07,384
you have to enjoy
each moment.
964
01:03:25,002 --> 01:03:27,905
[Moaning]
965
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:34,178
Mmm! Ow!
966
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,480
[Groaning]
Bobby.
967
01:03:36,513 --> 01:03:38,983
[Mumbling]
Bobby!
968
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:45,089
Can I tell you a secret?
969
01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:46,957
Sure, man.
970
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:51,095
I see dead people.
971
01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:54,498
[Laughing]
Man, this shit is awesome!
972
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:57,434
Yo, son, we gotta roll
some more of that shit!
973
01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:59,403
[Shrieking]
Ah, shit!
974
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,872
We don't have
any more papers, man.
975
01:04:01,906 --> 01:04:04,308
We don't have
any more papers.
976
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:07,912
Oh, man!
What can we use to make a bong?
977
01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:14,484
Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
978
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,486
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Yeah!
979
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:27,331
Oh, shit, son!
980
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:33,070
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
981
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:36,506
This some good shit!
[Shouting, Whooping]
982
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,925
[Grunting]
983
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:59,396
[Grunting]
984
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:03,566
Bobby!
I've never done this before.
985
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,469
It's okay. It's okay.
986
01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:09,173
It's just like...
It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.
987
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:12,943
A Tootsie Pop?
Yeah, a cherry-flavour one.
988
01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:16,046
Oh. With the fudge
in the middle?
989
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,315
[Makes Sucking Sound] Okay.
[Giggles]
1018
01:05:18,348 --> 01:05:22,119
* Show me now
Show me how **
1019
01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:25,455
* How it feels when we're together **
Just like that.
1020
01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,692
* I'm afraid if we wait **
Just like that, baby.
1021
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:31,561
* We'll be waiting till forever **
[Crunch] Ah!
990
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,998
Oh! Jesus!
991
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:39,169
I never could wait
to get to the chewy middle.
992
01:05:39,203 --> 01:05:42,239
You know what?
Let me. Oh. Okay.
993
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:44,141
Goddam!
1026
01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:48,545
* I'm on a rocket ship,
to a mother ship **
1027
01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:52,682
* I'm flyin' solo
but don't know if I can stop **
1028
01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:57,321
* Don't ask me why
Don't make me lie **
1029
01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,456
* Just kick back
Just sit back **
1030
01:05:59,489 --> 01:06:01,458
* Enjoy the ride **
1031
01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:07,531
* 'Cause I'm a spaceman **
994
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:09,633
[Bats Squeaking]
[Cindy Giggles]
995
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:12,036
Guess it's been a while.
995
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,308
* So stay with me **
996
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,445
Oh! Oops!
[Giggling]
997
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:23,997
It's very, uh, '70s of you.
998
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:43,532
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Bobby!
999
01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:45,669
[Gagging]
1000
01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:48,972
Come here, Bobby!
I want it now!
1001
01:06:48,995 --> 01:06:52,309
Oh, man,
am I fuckin' stoned!
1002
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,544
Yeah,
me too, son.
1003
01:06:54,578 --> 01:06:56,646
Hey, you guys
hear that?
1004
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,350
[Mimics Electronic Sound That Precedes
Killer's Appearance] [Whimpering]
1005
01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:04,221
[Laughing]
Oh!
1006
01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:08,558
[All Laughing]
1007
01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:12,096
Shh!
[Touch Tones]
1008
01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:14,064
- [Line Ringing]
- [Girl] Hello?
1009
01:07:14,098 --> 01:07:18,401
- Hello. What's your favourite scary movie?
- [Girl] Hello?
1010
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,638
[All Laughing]
1011
01:07:21,671 --> 01:07:23,540
Let me talk to her.
Shh!
1012
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,345
I'm gonna gut you
like a fish!
1013
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:32,782
[All Laughing]
1014
01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:38,188
Oh, yeah! Oh!
1015
01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:40,357
Yeah!
What's my name, Bobby?
1016
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,259
What? Ah!
1017
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:46,296
- What's my name, bitch?
- Ow! God! It's Cindy!
1018
01:07:46,330 --> 01:07:49,266
Whose is it, Bobby?
Whose is it, Bobby?
1019
01:07:49,299 --> 01:07:51,301
It's yours.
1020
01:07:51,335 --> 01:07:54,704
Ahhhhhh!
1021
01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:57,841
- [Roaring]
- Oh, my God!
1022
01:07:57,874 --> 01:08:01,678
[Rumbling]
1023
01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:06,750
Oh, shit!
1024
01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:09,586
[Shouting]
1064
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:12,356
[Rapping] * Don't even contest
'Cause I'll make you undress **
1065
01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:15,358
* Like porn dancers waitin' at
the front door for an answer **
1066
01:08:15,358 --> 01:08:18,394
* Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial
MCs like silicone titties **
1067
01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:20,764
Hey, yo, check it, yo.
* Fuck a cheap ball **
1068
01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:22,766
* I wanna smoke
Cheech and Chong **
1069
01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:25,302
* And if I wanna fuck long I let
my ding-a-long hit the bong **
1070
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:28,238
* And then the song. Always
pass the dutchie to the left **
1071
01:08:28,272 --> 01:08:31,141
* Because the right way
is wrong ** [Cackling]
1025
01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:34,711
Whoo-hoo! I got one. I got one.
Here it goes. Ready?
1073
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:37,747
* I'm gonna slash and gash
Cut another hole in your ass **
1074
01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:40,417
* I spill blood on the walls
then play tennis with your balls **
1075
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,386
* If the phone rings
don't answer the call **
1076
01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:44,621
* Gonna slit your throat
fuck you like a goat **
1077
01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:47,391
* Peel your foreskin off and make
a winter coat. ** - Peace !
1026
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:52,896
Yo!
1027
01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:56,666
That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son!
1028
01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:03,340
Bobby...
where were you tonight?
1029
01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:06,993
What?
I was just curious.
1030
01:09:06,993 --> 01:09:09,112
What took you so long
to get here?
1031
01:09:09,112 --> 01:09:11,880
Why you so curious?
1032
01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:14,451
I don't know.
1033
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,720
I thought it would fit
the '90s horror cliche...
1034
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,689
if you turned out
to be the killer.
1035
01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:23,892
Oh, so, what? You think
I killed Buffy and Greg?
1036
01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,895
Buffy and Greg are dead?
1037
01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:29,996
I thought you knew that.
Oh, my God!
1038
01:09:29,996 --> 01:09:32,569
Bobby, turn around!
It's the killer!
1039
01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:36,340
[Screaming]
1040
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,652
Cindy!
[Gasps]
1041
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,555
Oh, my God! Bobby!
Bobby! Cindy. Help me.
1042
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:56,493
Bobby, it's okay.
Gimme the gun. Gimme...
1043
01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:59,963
It's gonna be okay, Bobby.
1044
01:10:01,965 --> 01:10:04,968
Yo, wait for me!
There's a killer in the house!
1045
01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:07,370
There's ass, blood
and guts everywhere!
1046
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,639
Someone done gone crazy,
son!
1047
01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:13,843
[Chuckling] We all go a little
crazy sometimes. Bobby, no!
1048
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,647
Oh, shit, son!
1049
01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:20,550
[Whimpering]
Oh, my God!
1050
01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:22,519
[Groaning]
1051
01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:25,255
Cindy, he shot me
in the lungs.
1052
01:10:25,289 --> 01:10:26,990
[Inhaling]
1053
01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:28,825
You wanna hit this shit?
1054
01:10:33,397 --> 01:10:35,332
Ketchup.
1055
01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:38,434
Just like my mom puts on
her spaghetti, baby.
1056
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:42,506
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me!
Bobby's gone crazy!
1057
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:46,476
[Girl's Voice]
Surprise!
1058
01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:48,945
[Killer's Voice] Surprise, Cindy!
[Gasps]
1059
01:11:01,325 --> 01:11:03,327
Why are you doing this,
Bobby?
1060
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:07,797
Why? Why?
You hear that, Ray?
1061
01:11:07,797 --> 01:11:09,699
I think she wants
a motive.
1062
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:12,701
Did "Scream" have a plot?
No.
1063
01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:15,372
[Chuckles] Did "I Know What You
Did Last Summer" make any sense?
1064
01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:17,974
Don't think so!
1065
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:21,044
What about the sequel?
How what was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?
1066
01:11:21,077 --> 01:11:24,080
-I wanna kill that motherfucker.
-It was bad casting, Bobby.
1067
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,650
How about this for a motive?
Lack of sex!
1068
01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:30,387
It can cause serious
deviant behaviour.
1069
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:33,623
- I thought you loved me.
- Oh, I did, baby.
1070
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:38,727
I did. But abstinence can make you
discover new things about yourself.
1071
01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:40,990
That's right, Cindy.
I'm gay.
1072
01:11:40,990 --> 01:11:44,599
And in case you haven't noticed,
so is Ray.
1073
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,336
What? I ain't gay.
1074
01:11:47,336 --> 01:11:51,774
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
- So, they play good music.
1075
01:11:51,774 --> 01:11:55,911
- What about our trip to San Francisco, then?
- I wanted to go shopping.
1076
01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:00,616
But you made love to me. No.
First of all, you sucked my...
1077
01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:02,719
Whatever, Ray!
I don't want to talk about this now.
1078
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:07,723
The point is, Cindy, I'm a new man, and I'm ready to
leave all this behind and start a new life.
1079
01:12:07,723 --> 01:12:11,027
So you killed all your friends?
Oh, no.
1080
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,996
Just you.
1081
01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:16,399
And maybe Shorty, but that
wasn't planned or anything.
1082
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,901
But here's
the genius part.
1083
01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:21,371
We're copycatting a serial
killer that already exists.
1084
01:12:21,405 --> 01:12:25,409
- It's the perfect crime, Cindy.
- But wait! There's more!
1085
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:30,547
Hang on to your seat, baby,
'cause this one's a screamer!
1086
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:33,950
I'll be back.
Uh-oh.
1087
01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:36,486
Move your big ass.
Come on.
1088
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,955
- Dad!
- [Grunts]
1089
01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,691
What are you gonna do,
frame him?
1090
01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:45,795
Nah. We're just havin'
a little bit of fun with old daddio.
1091
01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:49,165
The police are gonna find
you and daddy both dead,
1092
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:52,902
and me and Ray are the only
survivors of a maniac's revenge.
1093
01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:56,605
You ready? You ready? I'm ready.
I'm ready to do this shit. Let's do this shit
1094
01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:58,608
Come on. Come on.
All right. All right.
1095
01:12:58,642 --> 01:13:01,077
- Come on! Come on! [Shouts]
- Give it to me. Give it to me. No!
1096
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:04,113
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1097
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:07,000
All right. Ready? Let's do this.
Wait, wait. Ready.
1098
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,084
Come on. Come on.
Ready.
1099
01:13:08,117 --> 01:13:10,286
Give it to me! Give it to me!
1100
01:13:10,286 --> 01:13:11,721
No! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
1101
01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,823
Just you remember what we talked about?
I know man. To the side.
1102
01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:16,259
How many times we gonna go over this?
I know. Okay.
1103
01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:18,761
Stop. Just... All right.
Trust me, okay?
1104
01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:20,697
I got this shit. Ready? Come on!
1105
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,633
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm about to cut your throat, boy!
1106
01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:26,302
Stop acting like a little girl.
Come on. Come on!
1107
01:13:26,302 --> 01:13:29,472
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, come on! Come on. You ready?
1108
01:13:29,505 --> 01:13:32,175
No!
You guys are psychos!
1109
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:35,011
You've seen
one too many TV shows!
1110
01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:39,583
No! Watching television shows
doesn't create psycho killers!
1111
01:13:39,616 --> 01:13:41,851
Cancelin' TV shows
does!
1112
01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:44,521
The "Wayans Brothers"
was a good show, man!
1113
01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:48,925
It was a good-ass show,
and we didn't even get a final episode!
1114
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:52,462
Take it easy! I'm feelin'
a little woozy here!
1115
01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:55,064
It's my turn.
Give me the knife.
1116
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:58,934
Fuck outta here.
Ain't nobody stabbin' me.
1117
01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:06,810
[Cindy Screams]
[Ray, Bobby Groaning]
1118
01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:09,112
Surprise, Cindy!
1119
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:18,121
[Shouting]
1120
01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:20,557
[Growling]
1121
01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:34,771
[Snarling, Yelling]
1122
01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:52,656
[Cindy Screams]
1123
01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:01,965
[Groaning]
1124
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:05,201
All right, all right.
Hold on a second.
1125
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,704
Just give me a moment.
Ah. One...
1126
01:15:10,139 --> 01:15:13,543
[Grunting, Sighing]
1127
01:15:13,577 --> 01:15:15,979
[Bones Cracking]
Oh, yeah. That's it.
1128
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,915
Ah. Okay.
1129
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,551
[Cindy Shouting]
1182
01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:27,924
* [Irish Jig Plays] **
1130
01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:42,271
[Shouting]
1131
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:54,584
[Screams]
Dad!
1132
01:15:54,618 --> 01:15:57,020
[Mumbling, Gasping] Are you okay?
1133
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:59,889
I thought I told you not to
have a party unless I was here.
1134
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:02,759
But, Dad, you were here.
You were in the closet.
1135
01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:06,062
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Did you get some girlfriends' numbers for me?
1136
01:16:06,095 --> 01:16:09,798
Dad, they're dead.
Ah, you know, I can't get a break.
1137
01:16:09,798 --> 01:16:11,801
[Siren Wailing] What's that?
Is that the cops?
1138
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:14,303
Okay, okay, listen, honey.
Help me up now.
1139
01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:17,373
Uh... Uh... If the cops come,
tell 'em I'm a plumber, okay?
1140
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:22,077
You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and
they sent me over. We don't know each other.
1141
01:16:22,110 --> 01:16:23,680
[Sirens Continue]
1142
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:30,687
No! No!
[Tyres Screeching]
1143
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,622
Dad, Dad,
put your arms down.
1144
01:16:35,191 --> 01:16:38,294
What the hell's goin' on here?
[Man] Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
1145
01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:40,764
He was right here!
I swear it! Who was?
1146
01:16:40,764 --> 01:16:44,167
The killer!
The guy that murdered all my friends!
1147
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,871
And the sick bastard planted
drugs all in the house there.
1148
01:16:47,904 --> 01:16:51,007
All over the place.
Dad. Stop it.
1149
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,810
All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have
to take you down to the station.
1150
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,845
I'm cool, though, right?
1151
01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:57,847
I'm okay?
Let's... Let's go, Cindy.
1152
01:16:57,881 --> 01:17:00,949
Cindy.
Call me.
1153
01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:04,586
Daddy'll get you out, honey.
1154
01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:10,992
Okay. Let's go
over this again.
1155
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:24,440
You say it was an accident.
Yes.
1156
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:27,944
- He was on the road.
- And you think he came back to get revenge?
1157
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,646
It has to be him, Sheriff.
[Banging]
1158
01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:39,321
Here, Sheriff.
They wanted me to give this to you.
1159
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,324
- That'll be all, Doofy.
- Okay.
1160
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:44,928
I'm gonna go, then.
All right. All right.
1161
01:17:44,928 --> 01:17:47,996
Bye, Cind.
1162
01:17:49,866 --> 01:17:53,168
I'm sorry, Cindy.
It wasn't the man you guys killed.
1163
01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:56,992
His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen
found his body a few weeks later.
1164
01:17:56,995 --> 01:18:00,942
- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery.
- That's impossible.
1165
01:18:02,045 --> 01:18:04,748
- Then I don't know who it could be.
- He's gotta be someone...
1166
01:18:04,781 --> 01:18:08,051
who was connected with all the victims,
someone who knew about the accident.
1167
01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:11,786
Someone who could move around
without being noticed.
1168
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:16,359
Oh, my God.
1169
01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:20,129
She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
He had the biggest crush on her.
1170
01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:22,999
[Gasping]
It's me, Cind.
1171
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,433
'Night, Cind.
1172
01:18:28,271 --> 01:18:32,206
- Doofy!
- Shithead?
1173
01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:35,745
Have you seen Doofy?
No.
1174
01:18:35,779 --> 01:18:38,914
Have you seen Doofy? No, Sheriff.
Has anybody seen Doofy?
1175
01:18:38,914 --> 01:18:40,750
No. [Man] Yeah.
Just went out the back, Sheriff.
1176
01:18:40,784 --> 01:18:42,819
[Sheriff]
Doofy!
1230
01:18:56,432 --> 01:18:59,869
* He walks alone
under the big city lights **
1231
01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:03,439
* He always knows
just when the time is right **
1232
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:06,943
* He never shows what he's
thinking. He keeps it inside **
1233
01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:10,814
* Because he's
too cool for school *
1234
01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:14,250
* He comes alive
when the sun goes down **
1235
01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:17,987
* He gets it right
You know he's always down **
1236
01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:21,557
* He's got one eye open
and his ear to the ground **
1237
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:24,327
* And he's too cool for school **
1238
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:30,233
* He's an operator
He's a real player **
1239
01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:34,003
* And if you mess with him you
know you'll never win ** [Gasps]
1177
01:19:34,037 --> 01:19:39,108
No-o-o-o-o!
1241
01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:43,512
* [Song Continues] You better let him in **
[Continues Shouting]
1178
01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:56,860
[Cackling] Shit, son.
Yo, what the deal?
1179
01:19:56,893 --> 01:19:59,462
Yo, if y'all watchin'
this tape right now,
1180
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,898
that means
I didn't make it.
1181
01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:05,935
Either I'm a prisoner,
or worse, dead.
1182
01:20:05,969 --> 01:20:10,106
But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you
all the rules to survive this situation.
1183
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:13,409
Rule number one:
You gotta be quick.
1184
01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:17,113
Rule number two:
Don't fall down.
1185
01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:22,218
And rule number three:
Whatever you do, never look back.
1186
01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:24,387
Y'all wish me luck.
1187
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,222
Snatch and run, y'all!
1188
01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:31,260
Come back here, you motherfuckers!
Son of a bitch! * [Rap, Indistinct] **
1189
01:27:30,045 --> 01:27:32,781
This isn't easy for me.
1190
01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:35,684
I know we've been
together a long time,
1191
01:27:35,718 --> 01:27:37,753
but I found somebody else.
1192
01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:39,788
Okay? I'm in love.
1193
01:27:41,690 --> 01:27:44,493
Don't look at me like that!
1194
01:27:44,527 --> 01:27:47,363
[Sniffles]
We could still be friends.
1195
01:27:47,396 --> 01:27:50,732
You can come into my room
whenever you want.
1196
01:27:50,765 --> 01:27:52,301
We just can't... No.
1197
01:27:54,503 --> 01:27:56,339
No!
1198
01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:01,777
Okay, just one time.
1199
01:28:03,846 --> 01:28:06,549
[Whirring]
1200
01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:10,619
Yeah. That's it!
1201
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:15,658
Whoo! Oh!
1202
01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:19,495
[Fluid Being Sucked Up]
1203
01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:21,564
[Doofy Gasps]
[Vacuum Stops]
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