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I'll fuck you, bitch.

So original, by the way. And now look at you.

I have the address and you have no teeth.

Oh, there, there, there.

We live, we learn.

Oh, wait.

Oh, come on. I just had this thing cleaned.

Long sleeves are a mistake.

I should have gone with red and black like Sophia.

I haven't heard anything.

Like, how the fuck do you think I'm going to run this without hearing

back from you, man?

You've got the supply.

I've got no fucking money. I haven't heard anything from you.

Call me back fucking now. Mike, where the fuck are you?

Mike, where the fuck have you been? Sorry. Mike's kind of dead right now,

Greg.

That's what I said, Greg.

Greg. That's just high maintenance, Greg.

Anyway.

Solonite, bitch!

What? Yeah, I've been keeping this around just in case.

There go your precious fucking powers.

Oh, no.

Please don't hurt me.

I feel so weak.

Now you're just a stuck -up bitch in a stupid suit.

This one's for Mike.

What the fuck?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just, I was fucking with you. You just look so

honey.

Solonite is what gives me my powers.

You're such a fucking idiot.

I am such a fucking idiot.

Fuck you, bitch!

Is that all you can come up with?

go fuck you with a pool cue.

I'm gonna rip your dick off and feed it to your mommy.

Greg, I'm gonna kick your ass so hard that the guy who invented hemorrhoid

will die.

Show up to the fight, Greg.

Dill.

Yeah.

You want me to get more creative.

There's been things I'd like to do for it.

I ain't even gonna fuck.

It's only fair I return the favor.

All your girlfriends were definitely faking it.

No you didn't.

Don't try anything funny, and I will break your arm out of your socket like a

fucking chicken wing.

Oh, that was kind of scary, Greg.

I still need some more work, though. Shut up.

You're tough.

You can't get in this way.

People are hearing all the same things.

Fuck you, bitch.

Yeah, boss, I got you some good news and some bad news.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop yelling. Listen.

I know about Mike.

Yeah, that's the bad news.

Good news is I got you Solari.

No, another fucking Solari. What do you think?

Yeah, she's right.

Ow!

I'm so late!

It was in the cup. Yes, Greg.

It was in the cup.

Where'd it go?

I absorbed it.

Oh, fuck.

Listen, I'm really sorry.

I absorbed it in a really bad crowd when I was like 12 and my dad wasn't around

much.

I understand.

I just don't care, Greg.

It's crap.

Yeah.

These were a mistake.

Gag. I'm gross.

Gag. Do I have my pubic hair over it?

I feel like that should be a theme.

That's a lot. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Boy, I had to keep jacking. Some of it hit my hand.

All right.

That's okay.

Messy.

Messy boy.