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Kai, hurry up. It's your stepmom. Can you hurry?

Uh, I just got in the shower.

I mean, can you hurry up? You know, I only have one bathroom. Me and your dad

are supposed to go out and do something, you know.

I'll probably be a while.

Are you done yet?

Uh, kind of.

Hold on.

Like, seriously, how much longer?

Soon, I think.

You're freaking kidding me right now.

Now, I'll be... Oh, um...

What the fuck? Get out of here. Seriously.

Sorry.

Jesus, I can't be fucking... I didn't know that's what you're doing in there.

Why do you knock?

I mean, whatever.

Is everything okay with you and your girlfriend?

What are you doing jacking off in the bathroom?

I mean, if you have to know, we broke up a week ago, so...

I'm just kind of extra horny recently.

Oh. I mean... I'm so sorry I

thought you guys were doing so well.

I mean, I thought so too, but I guess not.

Well, um... Why didn't you tell me? I mean,

that was the whole reason we stopped fooling around, right?

Um, I mean...

I thought it was more because of my dad than my girlfriend.

I mean, yeah, that too, but I mean, when you got with her, you wanted to make

sure, you know, to do the right thing, so she's gone.

I mean, yeah, I guess I do miss it. I mean, I thought about coming to you, but

just, I thought, you know, with my dad going on more dates and stuff, maybe you

guys were, like, trying to make it work or something.

I mean...

We have been. I mean, you do see that, but I mean, still, you know,

I kind of miss our thing.

Yeah, I mean, I do too.

Well, you know, I could help you out with that.

I mean, I didn't finish, but I mean, what about my dad? Isn't he going to be

home soon? What are you guys going on that date?

I mean, you know, I...

kind of give myself some extra time. So we saw about an hour,

you know.

And trust me, he's busy.

So what do you say I help you out?

I guess just one more time.

Yeah.

I miss helping out with that.

I did miss that so much.

Yeah, it's been so long, right?

Oh my God, I never thought it was going to be as good as you did.

um um

Oh, this is so much better than jerking off.

My bad.

No, she would have told me.

Ha ha.

I can't fuck my makeup up.

You know, I have to stay ready for your dad.

He definitely can't find out.

Yeah, definitely.

Don't tell him about that.

I haven't had a taste of this deck in way too long.

Do you really miss fucking your stepmom?

Fuck yeah, I do.

Yeah?

Let's take it to the room.

Right now?

Yeah. Okay, think about time.

Fuck yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Hmm.

Holy fuck man.

I fucked your makeup up.

What about your date?

Um, I can fix that. What time is it? I don't know. Where's the phone? Here, let

me do that.

Yeah, please, can you?

Yeah, no problem.

Shit.

Oh, man.