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Okay, Crystal.

Eyes on me.

Shoulders back.

Deep lunge. Today's the day we end the boys' Labor Day streak.

Got it.

Stretch.

Win.

Hey, didn't you say if we win, we get mani -pedis after this, right?

Gel nails and oatmeal boba.

But only if you focus. We are not here to play.

We're here to destroy my little stepdaughter.

Okay, got it.

So, what's the game plan? We run around and stuff?

Okay, I know this is going to sound kind of weird, but I've noticed that your

stepdad and your stepbrother are fucking rude.

So, we're going to use our feminine wiles to lure and snare, and most

importantly, distract.

Wait, what?

They're like our family.

Isn't that unfair?

Isn't it unfair that men are stronger and faster than us?

We have to use our advantages to win.

First things first.

Oh,

indeed. You're like an evil Serena Williams.

I love it.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our annual funny pickleball showdown. The

champions are made, and usually someone ends up crying.

Do you even pickleball?

Funny, Alex.

Still funny, I forgot to laugh.

Funny? Not gloating if I win every year.

That's just tradition.

Let's make it quick. I have a Dungeon Master livestream at 2.

2, whatever they do, do not fall for it.

Your stepmom, she will try to cheat. And Crystal, my stepdaughter, she likes to

play dirty.

Honestly, I don't even care anymore.

Let the game begin!

Tony, come here.

Hey,

this is Game Winning Point.

Winner takes all. Are you boys ready to lose?

I was born ready.

Wait, what?

Hey, come on, Pipton. Let's get you in the game. Come on.

Game point right now.

Oh, son of a gun.

No fair. You guys cheated.

We won. That's all that matters.

Well, your stepdaughter showed me her pussy.

And? We won. That's all that matters. Just admit that we're the family

pickleball champs.

Let's hear it.

You won.

That wasn't loud enough.

Let's hear it again. What are we?

You're the champs.

Not that I thought.

Now, let's show them how real champs celebrate.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Bon Jovi.

I stretched my little puppy out for her.

right when he was supposed to pick up the motorhome.

I think we all won.