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I want to introduce you to something that we call the hot crazy scale.

5 crazy and a 7 crazy, wiper. The dangers of redheads, strippers, girls

Tiffany. You don't want to go here.

Now this is the hot crazy matrix.

Here are some examples.

Hey, babe.

Oh, hey, Dad.

Hi.

How was your day?

Oh, it was good.

How are you? I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm just talking to one of my friends from school.

All right, cool.

I think I'll make some steaks for dinner.

Yeah. Are you going to be around?

Yeah, I don't have anything to do.

Okay, cool.

I'm kind of hungry, actually.

Do you want...

Okay, maybe, like, green beans and mashed potatoes?

Is that okay?

Whatever you want to make is fine with me, Dad.

Okay. Yeah. Is that okay if I eat the banana before dinner, though?

Well, it doesn't mess with your appetite.

I don't know. I'm just really hungry, and, like, if you're making steak, it's

probably going to take, like, a little bit to cook, you know? Yeah, a little

while.

Yeah. Hey, Phil, I just, um, you know, it's been really great having you here

the past couple weeks.

I know.

I've been having so much fun being back here with you.

Yeah, I'm just a little bit worried.

I mean, how's the job search going?

I mean, it's going okay. I can't find anything yet.

I'm still looking.

I checked the mall the other day.

I mean, I didn't find anything at the mall, but I still checked the mall.

was nothing?

Mm -mm.

What about that shopping closet down the street?

I don't think I tried there yet.

I can go to Marlowe if you want.

Well, I think that'd be good. I mean, you just, you know, just kind of need to

make your own money, right?

Yeah. I mean, yeah, I do need a new phone and stuff like that.

But yeah, I just want to, you know, I just want to make sure you're actually

kind of trying to get something, right?

Mm -hmm.

I promise, Dad, I'm looking.

Okay. All right.

This banana is not going to fill me up, so I really hope you're making things

soon. Yeah.

I'm going to start it now, okay?

Yep. Okay. Perfect.

Thanks, guys.

I'm glad you walked this way.

I love it.

I'll bet your cock's getting so hard just looking at me.

I can't wait to see you this weekend.

Daddy, wanna look at my pussy?

It's a cute skirt.

Yeah, maybe I'll touch myself for you.

Daddy will get to see this this weekend.

Right. Upload them personally on your feed.

I'm trying to get wet.

Alyssa, what are you doing?

Dad. Who are you? Dad, I'm not talking to anyone.

No one. What are you doing?

Talking to a friend.

Who are you calling dad?

What the, what is that about? I don't know how you heard that.

Um, I really have to explain this to you, dad.

What's going on?

I mean, this is kind of weird talking to you about, um,

I mean, like, I kind of have the sugar daddy, um,

who buys me stuff.

And you send him,

What, you send him videos and stuff like that?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I send him some videos sometimes, and he buys me things

I want.

His outfit, he bought me his outfit, Dad.

And, yeah, I send him some videos, so.

Do you think, how old is he?

I don't know, like 50?

Jesus Christ.

I mean, it's fine.

Not, like, that weird or anything.

I don't know. He's a nice guy.

How... Are you having sex with him?

Um... I mean, like, sometimes.

If you really have to know.

It's kind of awkward having this conversation with you, Jeff.

But, yeah, I mean, it's just... He gives me, you know, money whenever I want,

and... And you're okay with that, being a hooker?

I'm not a hooker, okay?

But it pays more than a job at the mall would.

Honestly, I mean, the jobs at the mall pay, what, like $8 an hour, $9 an hour?

mean, if I want, he'll give me like $300 an hour. You can't. I let you move in

my house. You can't.

Yeah, Dad, and I appreciate that.

Is he the only one?

I mean, there's like four that I see, you know, here and there. But he's my

one. Oh, shit.

Yeah, I mean. He helps me out more than the others, though.

I don't even know what to say right now.

I don't know.

You should really think he's our dad.

I have to.

I can't.

Why?

I can't.

Why do I have to zip it up? Because I can't distract.

I need to.

It's warm in here, though.

It's warm in my bedroom.

Listen, you can't stay with me if you're doing stuff like that, okay? That's

just not... Why?

You really have a problem with that?

Yeah, I have a problem with it.

You're my daughter. You can't be processing yourself for making

films for old men.

That's ridiculous. First of all, stepdaughter.

Okay, so it's not like that weird, I guess.

I'm still your dad. You can't...

I'm letting you live in my house. You can't do stuff like that.

It's not appropriate. It's not okay.

Why? Are you jealous or something?

What do you mean?

No, I'm not jealous.

What are you talking about? You sure?

You sure, Dad?

Don't talk. Because I'm pretty sure you have a boner, Dad.

I don't. Okay?

Stop. Don't do that.

You have a boner. And I think I know how to take care of you. of that for you.

And don't worry, we don't have to talk about it afterwards.

I don't want you to do that. Okay, don't.

Alyssa, don't.

Dad, are you, like, embarrassed because you think your stepdaughter's hot or

something? I don't.

I think maybe I should suck your dick and you'll stop being jealous of all the

sugar daddies that I have.

Don't do that.

I think that you want me to.

I really don't think this is okay.

We don't have to talk about this. Let it happen, Dad. It's fine.

I really shouldn't do this.

It's okay.

Oh, yeah.

Dad, you got a pretty nice cock.

And I know how to make you feel good.

And don't worry, we're never going to talk about this again after we're done.

Yeah, I feel good.

I'm glad.

I'm studying it turned on that

Fuck me if I'm being racist.

Oh, my God.

Ready to feel your stepdaughter's tight, don't you?

Oh, God, yes.

Oh my god,

this

feels

so good.

I love having my dad's cock inside me. That feels so good. I just want to watch

this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, your cock is so big. I love it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay, you're here.

Your cock is bigger than the last sugar daddy I had in me.

Your cock feels so much better than his dick.

It feels like they're coming to me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Daddy, I think I want to ride your cock next.

I want you to come on my face, daddy.

I

can't

wait to taste your...

Can you come to me, Daddy? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

I love your cum, Daddy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I am.

So, let's not talk.

And I think we should maybe go eat our dinner now.

Yes. And I think you should never tell me that I need to get a job ever again.

Yeah. What do you say, Daddy? Is that okay with you? You're right. You're

Okay. I agree. Okay.