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We are a stable female -female queer couple looking for a man to commit the

ultimate kink.

London -based, well -educated, extremely open -minded.

We do lack experience in penises, but we are willing to explore new territories.

Required penis size? A bit bigger than average, but not that much.

Just in case.

Blonde good boys or hypermuscle fitness instructors, please.

Do not apply.

Would love to know what a man could do with that.

Call us or email.

Well, that's what you have here. Thank you.

Did you find it easy?

Yeah, yeah. Thanks. The map that you sent was really helpful.

What's your guinea pig's name?

Her name is Lauren.

Oh, my God. We're being so rude. Darling, please offer some wine to the

candidate. Oh, just water for me. I don't drink alcohol. Oh, lovely.

Is it because of your religion? No, I'm a recovering addict.

I'm just joking. I'm just joking.

Okay.

Let's see.

Why don't we start talking about who we are and how we expect things to evolve.

You know, I want you to know that we are very much looking forward to this.

You seem like a very nice, educated man.

And, you know, when you're always a little bit afraid, the candidates won't

match their profile pictures.

Darling.

Sorry.

What I mean to say is that we are both very open -minded.

We like to explore.

We know the best sex parties in Europe.

We are so into fetish. Latex.

Clowns. Pony play. Pony play? Yes.

I'm the pony.

Three thumbs. Four thumbs.

Five thumbs.

Pornophilia. Oh, yes.

Pornophilia. So great.

But we've never been with a man before together. We're curious.

Have you brought your STD test?

Here you have ours.

You'll find the date on the upper left corner.

You can be sure these are fresh and authentic.

Okay, so now that that is done, let's see.

We have several points that we would like to discuss with you. Point one,

preliminaries. One A, oral text.

See, we most definitely love oral text. But you have to be aware that Sylvia's

and my clips...

have different rhythms.

About the trust that we have in each other, that we've been building through

years. You know, I always say a relationship is like a house and you

create a very strong base in order to grow together.

You shouldn't assume that we are scared of a man's cumshot.

Just having it in mind when the moment comes. And then you also should know

Sylvia's neck is highly sensitive.

It would also be a good idea to establish what the condom etiquette will

Right?

I wasn't really finished, but... And this is not the right music.

I mean, what, you know.

Come on.

Come here.

I'm 800.

Mom.

Hmm.

This is the perfect size.

Hmm.

She wants to be spanked.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Two years ago, I was having dinner with my friends, and as always when I drank

too much, I started bragging about how good my boyfriend seems at oral sex.

One of my best friends, Linus, tired of my constant showing off, challenged me

saying, I want to try him, if it's so good, he should be shared, for the joy

more women.

I started joking about the possibility, when and where, for how much money.

You know, just fooling around.

Lena said, I'll bet whatever that you have a big mouth.

In fact, you'll never share them.

I answered, how much is the best?

Then Natalia said,

200 dollars.

30 minutes later, we were home.

I woke him up and told him that I brought a good friend.

and that he had to eat her pussy for $200.

He said, are you fucking crazy?

But after 20 minutes, Natalia was screaming in pleasure.

After Natalia came Miyuki, Zazel, Lena, Marta, Jenny,

Carmen, Christina, Tim was happy.

And I was making around a thousand extra every week. I told you we were good. We

were growing so fast.

We were creating a community.

But the fact is that three months later, Tim,

exhausted, told me, I thought I would never say this, but we must stop.

There has to be another way of doing this. And that was my Eureka moment.

I started trymyboyfriend .com to find other women who want to share their

boyfriends. It's like the Airbnb of boyfriends. If they are good and have

sexual energy, let's share them. Let's put them to work to do something social

and meaningful.

It's collaborative economy, a total win -win. Our site is free to join. We

provide multiple payment options.

customer service, and a calendar to manage your man's availability.

Today, the site has 2 .5 million boyfriend profiles from all over the

the proud girlfriends of wives who will welcome you in the privacy of their

home. What are you waiting for? As a host or a guest, join now.

Let's share the pleasure.

Can I help you?

Are you looking for something in particular?

No.

Oh, you are here for the job interview.

You are Claudine.

Claudine Leblanc.

Claudine Leblanc?

Yes,

it's me.

Nice to meet you, Claudine. I am Manuel.

Manuel Serrano. I wasn't expecting you so soon, but if you are already here,

should we proceed to the cellar then?

Yeah.

Is the desk going to be written?

Okay.

Let's get started.

Well, as you know, French is the language of wine.

Nous avons du vin qui coule dans nos veines, nous les Français.

What do you think?

It smells like... like the grape from the moonlight in a

classic vignoble japonais.

And what about the tears?

The tears?

I'm a very happy person.

I meant the wine tears.

The tears over the glass.

Okay, let's go to the tasting phase.

You swallow? I always swallow.

You know, I think this wine tastes like a man.

A man of experience.

is big, cultivated,

and with a very good aroma.

Obviously, he takes shower every day.

He's bored, adventurous, with a weakness for

quickers, I say.

You should try this wine.

It's like a French young, witty, beautiful girl.

Not afraid of anything.

Hmm.

Classical Riojas are marked by their long residence in American old...

giving this complex layered flavors and aromas.

They have a trademark vanilla flavor.

Belle

robe

rouge, souple, soutenue au reflet violacé.

Subtle, but very aromatic, evoking the wild prunelle, the clove and the

mushrooms. Beautiful complexity.

The mouth, still a little closed, will open to deliver us a structured wine

notes of raglisse and leather.

The flesh is sharpened.

Serving about 16 degrees on a lean bread crust.

Fully dressed in dark grenadine, with the skin, it shows a great

Le bouquet est intense et s 'exprime sur le jus de cassis, la gelée de griotte

et la confiture de figues aux fruits secs, je vous la recommande, avec une

pointe d 'olive noire.

Dès la mise en bouche, c 'est une chair généreuse, veloutée et charnue, mêlée de

fruits noirs, myrtilles et prunelles sauvages que vous goûterez.

C 'est très séduisant, opulent, presque solaire. Un bel exemple de vin sudiste

qui accompagnera à merveille un chapon de pintade à la verveine et sa purée de

patates douces.

Oh,

yeah.

I can't

hear

you, Claudine.

You have no clue about why.

But... I would love to take you to dinner.

Dear tenant of the second floor, the screams and moaning of your guests

all over the inner courtyard day in and day out.

I'm not complaining about your promiscuity, but about the timing.

Would you be so kind to organize your sex schedule a little earlier?

Some people have work, you know.

Next time, I'm going to call the police, unless you invite me to the party.

Can't be serious

Yeah Yeah

Hey.

Do you, um... Do you want to come in for some tea?

Coffee?

Water? Are you fucking kidding me?

Sorry, um... It's different, like, face to face. What a psycho.

Where's the dog?

What dog? Where's the goddamn dog that barks all the time?

Listen!

I'm a journalist. I work from home. I can't write if you're fucking all the

time. Oh, that's the problem.

Me having sex once in a while.

You know what would be the problem? If you could enjoy yourself a little

quieter. When was the last time you had sex?

See, I think you're jealous. Right, yeah. I'm like jealous and I'm like

here just like envious of you fucking all the time. And really what I want is

fuck you. Maybe.

Fuck you. Be my guest.

Fuck me if you dare. Take me. I want you now. Take me hard. Come on.

See, I just don't even think you would even dare.

Good evening, miss. God damn it, Magnus!

What are you doing?

Do you live here?

Look at that.

Uh -uh. The law says you can't touch.

But I can see there's a lot of lawbreakers in this one.

You're completely crazy.

I know.

Yeah.

Break it down. Break it down.

Break it down.

Break it

down.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You are something else.

We've been missing this so much.

Oh!

He's young.

Good looking.

But he can't dance.

He can't dance for his shoes.

But hell, he can pop.

Bye.

The truth always shows itself with the ass.

Bliss, I learned from being sodomized, is an experience of eternity in a moment

of real time.

Sodomy is the ultimate sexual act of trust.

You could really get hurt if you resist.

Ah, the joy that lies on the other side of convention.

The peace that is past the pain.

The truth always shows itself with the ass.

It doesn't know how to lie. It can't.

It hurts physically if you lie.

The pussy, on the other hand, can and does all the time.

Pussies are designed to fool men with their slippery shores and open harbor.

Mmm. Mmm.

Thank you.

My earth, knowing only him, knows only bliss.

The penetration is deeper, more profound.

It was the age of sanity.

She would have thought a woman would have died of shame, instead of which the

shame died.

What?

You're going to pull me out.

Oh, yes.

Do you want it? Yes.

Yes? Yes.

Oh, my God.

You liked it.

Oh, I loved it.

We have the delicious Donna in room number seven.

The very horny Capri in room number four.

And Angela and her magnificent ass that she'll shake for you in room number

three.

and uh

Blue eyes, he follows you, watching

your every move.

You're scared, you're true, you take

that.

You get high, you react, you enjoy,

and then it could be the big roll.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You've had your chance now too late to go.

Now we're diving deep.

You get high, relax,

enjoy and dance.

This could be the big road.

Your memory is back.

You've been great.

Thank you.

To the woman who's master of my dreams I beg Dominate me Tie me up with

your silk scarf Scratch my skin with your nails Take me

to my limits Step on me Walk over me Push

me Slit through my face Use me Hurt me Yell

at me Insult me

I'll be good.

I won't have any will.

I'll obey your command.

Do what you want with me.

I'm yours.

I can't do that right now I'm busy

Close

the

door

So. Done.

I'm your mistress.

I tell you what to do.

Now, behave.

Don't look at me.

Lick.

Enough.

Are you ready?

I can hear you.

My hand?

Amazing.

Screaming at my pussy?

Yeah?

Oh, you're screaming for me, baby?

Yes.

Again, it's true.

Thank you, Miss Jess.

I have something for you.

Mmm.

When will we meet again?

When will we meet again, mistress?

Whenever I need you.

You will know.