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That good?

That for me?

Sure is. Thought you might be able to
use an ice cold drink.

Yeah, sure can.

It's looking good.

Yeah, it's looking real good.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

What do you mean? It's a hold down just
like I have every year.

I like this one.

Hold it.

Thank you.

Can't imagine what you might be talking
about.

Well, the guest list is a mite
suspicious this year.

You're just letting your imagination run
away with you.

It's a sex party like always has.

Oh, sure it is.

Spike, it's not your job to be
suspicious. You're just the foreman on

ranch.

Is that really all I am to you?

I just don't want to see you get hurt,
boss lady.

Oh, I like that. I really do appreciate
it when you worry about me. Really.

But I'm a grown woman. I can handle
myself.

Mike, you're so beautiful.

Let's not ruin our fun with getting
overly protective, okay?

Beautiful yourself.

Thank you,

Tim.

Feel the best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Strokey, baby.

You're good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I can't wait to feel it. No,

you're going to feel it.

I'm going to put it in your mouth.

Oh, God.

Damn, I love being in your place. I love
you.

You want to try that?

Yeah.

Well, you know, everybody's coming
tomorrow morning. We've got a lot of

do. I guess we'd better get back, huh?

That was a nice break.

Thanks.

See, I'm so excited. Excited. I've never
been on a dude ranch before.

Well, you're gonna love it, sweetie.

It's such a weird idea.

What is? A dude ranch.

I mean, I've heard of chicken ranches
and horse ranches, but a dude ranch?

How do they breed them?

Uh, no, honey, no, no, no.

They don't raise dudes.

Then why do they call it a dude ranch?

Well, it's just rather difficult to
explain.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Oh, now, come on. I know when
something's bothering you.

And what is it?

I'm just a little worried.

About what?

About her.

Oh, now, come on. That was a long, long
time ago.

Then why did she invite us?

I don't know.

But anyway, that's all over between her
and I.

But she's so smart.

So sophisticated.

A businesswoman.

And I'm just a silly model.

Oh, now there's nothing silly about you
at all.

Really and truly, honey -poo?

Really and truly.

I just wouldn't want you to fall in love
with her again.

How could I do that, honey? I'm married
to you. And I love you.

Sometimes I think the only thing that I
have going for me is my body.

Well, that's not true at all.

No.

I married you because you're special.

You're different from all the other
girls.

I mean, you're witty and funny. You made
me laugh. You made me think about

things that I'd forgotten about.

It's just silly of you to think that I
married you for your body.

Oh.

Some more? Oh, yeah, I love it.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, you know I do.

Oh.

How could you ever think I'd want to go
back to her, huh?

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, yeah, you suck on it good.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh, baby.

I'm on top of it.

Take these off. Stand up for me.

There we go.

Oh yeah.

I'm sorry.

Bill. Impressive arrival, as usual.

Good to see you, Prairie.

You look beautiful, as always.

And, uh, this must be the new Mrs.
Leonard?

Cassandra, Prairie.

Prairie, Cassandra.

How do you do, ma 'am? Nice to meet you.

Real cute, Bill.

Could you marry her or adopt her?

All these hats yours?

Oh no, my other guests have already
arrived.

Other guests?

What other guests?

You know, I was surprised enough to get
the invitation, but when I got here and

found you two here...

Ladies and

gentlemen, the last of our guests has
arrived.

Good Lord!

Frary, I hope you have some kind of
explanation for this.

Bill, what's wrong?

Well... Sit down.

Please, sit down.

So how have you been, Bill?

I've been real fine, Rodney.

Real fine.

What are you doing here?

We got an invitation just like you did.

We all did. We were invited here for
some diabolical plot, I'm sure.

Oh, Diana, you always have had such a
melodramatic flair.

Then why are we here?

Well, it's kind of become a custom of
mine.

You see, every year I set aside a
weekend for a hoedown.

It's kind of a sexual retreat where
people are encouraged to do whatever

wish with whoever they want.

It's become quite popular.

Yeah, I read about that.

Well, this year I thought I'd have the
guest list be just a little bit more

intimate. The six of you and myself.

And why pick the six of us? Isn't that
kind of dangerous?

Please, Bill, we're not murderers.

Speak for yourself.

Just kidding.

But why all of us?

Well, I thought it'd be kind of
interesting.

I mean, at one time, we were all very
close.

Oh, I get it.

You all used to be friends at once.

A lot has happened since then.

Yes, but there's no reason for the bad
blood between us. We should all forgive

and forget.

Well, I, for one, I'm not staying.

Oh, yes, you are.

What do you mean?

Your car just left.

It won't be back till Monday.

There's no phone with you.

And it's a four -day ride by horse to
the nearest town.

I'm afraid you're all staying.

As my honored guest, of course.

She's crazy.

I feel like really out of place here.

Don't worry, dear.

We'll find you a Barbie doll, some
Tinker toys or something to play with.

Cute.

Get your shirt off.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,
yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,
yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh God.

Harlan's not coming.

He's going to stay here and put things
in order for me.

Still the henpecked husband, huh,
Harlan?

Hey, it's okay. I understand.

Some women just like to wear the pants
in the family, that's all.

Leave him alone.

Hey, hey, Harlan.

Have you given any serious thought as to
who's going to bear the children?

I'd like to see you trying to
breastfeed.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Bye, Harley. Have fun, Harley.

Bye, Harley.

Bye. Express me when you see me.

Okay.

Whoa.

Good. That was a good ride.

Oh, boy. Do you want to help him?

I do.

Let him go.

Careful, fish.

Ooh.

Get out of here.

Come on, boy.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on, get it going.

Hey, good luck.

Okay,

let's go.

Time to take a walk. Let's go.

Let's go. Come on, get going.

Get going.

Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. Go.

There you go.

Yeah. Have a good time.

How about on the other side of that
tree?

Again.

It's all funny.

Great dinner, girls.

Did you have enough to eat?

Oh, yeah, plenty.

Too bad your wife couldn't make it,
Diane.

Don't be so crude.

It's okay.

She doesn't mind that she's married to a
wimp.

Don't worry about it.

I'm going to catch some bees. Good idea.

Wake me up if anything interesting
happens.

Well, not exactly a wimp.

I mean, he loves me a lot.

He was devoted to you?

Yeah.

Just sometimes he doesn't always stand
up for himself.

What's he like in bed?

That's kind of personal, isn't it?

I'm your sister. You can tell me.

Yeah.

Well, he's not bad.

He just never really gets into it.

Do you ever think that maybe he's
threatened?

What do you mean?

You're a dominant woman.

You take charge a lot.

I'm sure you take charge in bed also.

Yeah, I mean, I like certain things.

So do men.

Men need to be in charge. They need
their ego spread.

Why?

I think men have a direct link between
their egos and their cocks.

Well, do you always let Rodney take
charge?

No, not always.

Sometimes.

I'll tell you one thing. He never has
any trouble.

God, a lot of times Harlan can't even
get it up.

Even when you suck his cock?

Oh, I couldn't do that.

What?

It's too submissive. It's degrading. I
mean, besides, he's supposed to go down

on me.

I think I know the problem.

There's nothing submissive or degrading
about giving head.

It's great.

Men enjoy it.

I think she'd do it to your husband.
Maybe that'll wake him up a little bit.

I wouldn't even know how.

What?

You've never done it?

No, I never felt the need to.

My big sister's never given a head.

No.

Want me to show you how?

How?

Oh, no, I couldn't. No, I couldn't do
that.

I wonder what he's dreaming about.

What if he wakes up?

Okay, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

you wake up well maybe i

just might you know look at a little
maybe i don't know

just kind of lick it up and down the
shaft

up and down like this

Between my lips?

You know, I just had the weirdest dream.

I dreamed I was a piece of dirt and
these two huge Hoover vacuum cleaners

coming to fuck me up.

Let's see if we can get out of these
beds, shall we?

Not the left leg anymore.

Yeah, that's it.

Nothing good. Nothing good.

Be my guest.

It doesn't work.

Excuse me. I was walking by and I
tripped.

Maybe it's a good thing you came on by.

Why's that?

My water's not working.

I see you brought your hose.

Exercise always gets me hot.

Well, maybe I could help you finish the
routine.

Smells like good food.

Yeah, did you get a load of that
caterer?

Whoa.

Where's our hostess?

Where's Tish?

Who cares?

Hey, prayer to be in here in a minute.
She's out in the kitchen taking care of

the food.

Hey.

Did you have a nice ride?

It was great.

It's so pretty out here. Yeah, it is,
isn't it?

That's why I don't like to leave.

You probably hate me, don't you?

No, I don't hate you.

I think that was a long time ago.

A lot's happened since then.

I feel so bad. We had so much fun
together. There's so much fun.

I love you. I'm sorry. I love you, too.

Okay.

I'd like to think we can still have fun
together, though. We could.

We can.

The caterer brought an awful lot of
food. I don't know if we'll be able to

it all. I'm starving. I'll help you eat
it. Go ahead.

You know you are awful cute.

I can see what Phil saw in you.

Oh my god.

Yeah, uh -huh, uh -huh

Oh, God.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where you been all my life?

How about a ride?

I'm at a drink and we'll talk about it.

Do you think my wife is coming on to
that man?

Coming on to him?

She's done everything but put her ankles
behind her ears.

everybody it's time for the hoedown
what's the hoedown i always say you

keep a good hoedown the hoedown is what
this weekend is all about this is your

chance to do whatever you want to do
with anyone in the room without

what do you mean i mean let yourself go
relax do whatever you want to do fuck

suck cluck like a duck

You've got to be kidding.

We're not going to do that stuff.

Why not? I have these weekends every
year. They always wind up in a pile of

horny, sweaty, throbbing bodies.

You're forgetting one thing.

What's that?

We don't like each other.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I forgot.

We all have this sordid little past we
can't forget about, right?

Right.

You know, not long ago, we were one big
happy family.

Except for our little friend here.

That was before all the trouble.

Ah, yes.

The trouble.

A whole big family broke up because of
the trouble.

You see, Cassandra, I caught my husband,
Bill, fooling around with Tish, the

younger sister of my business partner.

Because of that, the marriage and the
business fell apart.

Tish and Diana took their respective
husbands and disappeared from our lives

forever. For six years, we didn't even
pick up a phone and call each other. And

why? All because of a little
extramarital sex.

Isn't that reason enough?

Why? It's just sex.

Sex which all of us enjoy and everyone
does all the time.

Sex without love is nice.

But sex with love is so much more
rewarding. And that's when it really

Silly for us to be carrying on these
grudges for so many years.

But feeding is wrong.

Spike, can I have those pictures,
please?

Thank you.

You seem to have forgotten all about
that on your picnic day.

Uh, there was a therapeutic.

Diane! How could you?

I feel so betrayed.

Right. So betrayed that you let me get
this snapshot of you with Cassandra in

the bathroom, remember?

How back was dirty?

That's the first time I've ever seen
anyone watch anyone from the inside out.

Cassandra, I'm shocked.

I suppose you know this means the end of
our brief marriage.

Bill, you're such a hypocrite.

Me? You won't find any pictures of me in
that little stack.

No, unfortunately, I don't. But that's
just because my camera jammed when you

were fucking the caterer.

That's a lie.

It is not. I was right there. You were
behind the apple tree.

Yeah, yeah. See, we weren't even
anywhere near that apple tree. Oh, shit.

You see there?

We've all been hating each other for six
years for something we all do all the

time. I think we should relax and let
ourselves go.

The reason I invited you all here is to
tell you that I'm sorry.

I love you all.

And I miss you.

That was so beautiful.

Does that mean we're all friends again?

All right.

Good.

then I'd like to officially welcome you
to the Wild West 5th Annual Hoedown. Let

the games begin.

Yeah!

Honey, let me tell you what I learned
today.

I learned something new.

I'm tired.

How am I doing, honey?

Oh, you're good, baby. Good? Don't stop.

Oh, Bill.

Bill, do you want to see what I've
learned today?

Yeah. You do?

Looks like she wants baby.

Well, what?

Come on, everybody else is having

fun. Let's join the party.

Come on. Come on, cupcake.

Oh my God.

Come on, Cassandra.

Take your clothes off and have some fun.

Come on, Cassandra.

There's enough for both of us.

Thanks, Ellie.

This is what they have to find, huh?

Love that.

But it looks like I came just in time,
huh?

Uh -huh.

You're doing pretty good

anti -corona