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That good?

That for me?

Sure is. Thought you might be able to use an ice cold drink.

Yeah, sure can.

It's looking good.

Yeah, it's looking real good.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

What do you mean? It's a hold down just like I have every year.

I like this one.

Hold it.

Thank you.

Can't imagine what you might be talking about.

Well, the guest list is a mite suspicious this year.

You're just letting your imagination run away with you.

It's a sex party like always has.

Oh, sure it is.

Spike, it's not your job to be suspicious. You're just the foreman on

ranch.

Is that really all I am to you?

I just don't want to see you get hurt, boss lady.

Oh, I like that. I really do appreciate it when you worry about me. Really.

But I'm a grown woman. I can handle myself.

Mike, you're so beautiful.

Let's not ruin our fun with getting overly protective, okay?

Beautiful yourself.

Thank you,

Tim.

Feel the best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Strokey, baby.

You're good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I can't wait to feel it. No,

you're going to feel it.

I'm going to put it in your mouth.

Oh, God.

Damn, I love being in your place. I love you.

You want to try that?

Yeah.

Well, you know, everybody's coming tomorrow morning. We've got a lot of

do. I guess we'd better get back, huh?

That was a nice break.

Thanks.

See, I'm so excited. Excited. I've never been on a dude ranch before.

Well, you're gonna love it, sweetie.

It's such a weird idea.

What is? A dude ranch.

I mean, I've heard of chicken ranches and horse ranches, but a dude ranch?

How do they breed them?

Uh, no, honey, no, no, no.

They don't raise dudes.

Then why do they call it a dude ranch?

Well, it's just rather difficult to explain.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Oh, now, come on. I know when something's bothering you.

And what is it?

I'm just a little worried.

About what?

About her.

Oh, now, come on. That was a long, long time ago.

Then why did she invite us?

I don't know.

But anyway, that's all over between her and I.

But she's so smart.

So sophisticated.

A businesswoman.

And I'm just a silly model.

Oh, now there's nothing silly about you at all.

Really and truly, honey -poo?

Really and truly.

I just wouldn't want you to fall in love with her again.

How could I do that, honey? I'm married to you. And I love you.

Sometimes I think the only thing that I have going for me is my body.

Well, that's not true at all.

No.

I married you because you're special.

You're different from all the other girls.

I mean, you're witty and funny. You made me laugh. You made me think about

things that I'd forgotten about.

It's just silly of you to think that I married you for your body.

Oh.

Some more? Oh, yeah, I love it.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, you know I do.

Oh.

How could you ever think I'd want to go back to her, huh?

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, yeah, you suck on it good.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh, baby.

I'm on top of it.

Take these off. Stand up for me.

There we go.

Oh yeah.

I'm sorry.

Bill. Impressive arrival, as usual.

Good to see you, Prairie.

You look beautiful, as always.

And, uh, this must be the new Mrs. Leonard?

Cassandra, Prairie.

Prairie, Cassandra.

How do you do, ma 'am? Nice to meet you.

Real cute, Bill.

Could you marry her or adopt her?

All these hats yours?

Oh no, my other guests have already arrived.

Other guests?

What other guests?

You know, I was surprised enough to get the invitation, but when I got here and

found you two here...

Ladies and

gentlemen, the last of our guests has arrived.

Good Lord!

Frary, I hope you have some kind of explanation for this.

Bill, what's wrong?

Well... Sit down.

Please, sit down.

So how have you been, Bill?

I've been real fine, Rodney.

Real fine.

What are you doing here?

We got an invitation just like you did.

We all did. We were invited here for some diabolical plot, I'm sure.

Oh, Diana, you always have had such a melodramatic flair.

Then why are we here?

Well, it's kind of become a custom of mine.

You see, every year I set aside a weekend for a hoedown.

It's kind of a sexual retreat where people are encouraged to do whatever

wish with whoever they want.

It's become quite popular.

Yeah, I read about that.

Well, this year I thought I'd have the guest list be just a little bit more

intimate. The six of you and myself.

And why pick the six of us? Isn't that kind of dangerous?

Please, Bill, we're not murderers.

Speak for yourself.

Just kidding.

But why all of us?

Well, I thought it'd be kind of interesting.

I mean, at one time, we were all very close.

Oh, I get it.

You all used to be friends at once.

A lot has happened since then.

Yes, but there's no reason for the bad blood between us. We should all forgive

and forget.

Well, I, for one, I'm not staying.

Oh, yes, you are.

What do you mean?

Your car just left.

It won't be back till Monday.

There's no phone with you.

And it's a four -day ride by horse to the nearest town.

I'm afraid you're all staying.

As my honored guest, of course.

She's crazy.

I feel like really out of place here.

Don't worry, dear.

We'll find you a Barbie doll, some Tinker toys or something to play with.

Cute.

Get your shirt off.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh God.

Harlan's not coming.

He's going to stay here and put things in order for me.

Still the henpecked husband, huh, Harlan?

Hey, it's okay. I understand.

Some women just like to wear the pants in the family, that's all.

Leave him alone.

Hey, hey, Harlan.

Have you given any serious thought as to who's going to bear the children?

I'd like to see you trying to breastfeed.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Bye, Harley. Have fun, Harley.

Bye, Harley.

Bye. Express me when you see me.

Okay.

Whoa.

Good. That was a good ride.

Oh, boy. Do you want to help him?

I do.

Let him go.

Careful, fish.

Ooh.

Get out of here.

Come on, boy.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on, get it going.

Hey, good luck.

Okay,

let's go.

Time to take a walk. Let's go.

Let's go. Come on, get going.

Get going.

Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. Go.

There you go.

Yeah. Have a good time.

How about on the other side of that tree?

Again.

It's all funny.

Great dinner, girls.

Did you have enough to eat?

Oh, yeah, plenty.

Too bad your wife couldn't make it, Diane.

Don't be so crude.

It's okay.

She doesn't mind that she's married to a wimp.

Don't worry about it.

I'm going to catch some bees. Good idea.

Wake me up if anything interesting happens.

Well, not exactly a wimp.

I mean, he loves me a lot.

He was devoted to you?

Yeah.

Just sometimes he doesn't always stand up for himself.

What's he like in bed?

That's kind of personal, isn't it?

I'm your sister. You can tell me.

Yeah.

Well, he's not bad.

He just never really gets into it.

Do you ever think that maybe he's threatened?

What do you mean?

You're a dominant woman.

You take charge a lot.

I'm sure you take charge in bed also.

Yeah, I mean, I like certain things.

So do men.

Men need to be in charge. They need their ego spread.

Why?

I think men have a direct link between their egos and their cocks.

Well, do you always let Rodney take charge?

No, not always.

Sometimes.

I'll tell you one thing. He never has any trouble.

God, a lot of times Harlan can't even get it up.

Even when you suck his cock?

Oh, I couldn't do that.

What?

It's too submissive. It's degrading. I mean, besides, he's supposed to go down

on me.

I think I know the problem.

There's nothing submissive or degrading about giving head.

It's great.

Men enjoy it.

I think she'd do it to your husband. Maybe that'll wake him up a little bit.

I wouldn't even know how.

What?

You've never done it?

No, I never felt the need to.

My big sister's never given a head.

No.

Want me to show you how?

How?

Oh, no, I couldn't. No, I couldn't do that.

I wonder what he's dreaming about.

What if he wakes up?

Okay, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

you wake up well maybe i

just might you know look at a little maybe i don't know

just kind of lick it up and down the shaft

up and down like this

Between my lips?

You know, I just had the weirdest dream.

I dreamed I was a piece of dirt and these two huge Hoover vacuum cleaners

coming to fuck me up.

Let's see if we can get out of these beds, shall we?

Not the left leg anymore.

Yeah, that's it.

Nothing good. Nothing good.

Be my guest.

It doesn't work.

Excuse me. I was walking by and I tripped.

Maybe it's a good thing you came on by.

Why's that?

My water's not working.

I see you brought your hose.

Exercise always gets me hot.

Well, maybe I could help you finish the routine.

Smells like good food.

Yeah, did you get a load of that caterer?

Whoa.

Where's our hostess?

Where's Tish?

Who cares?

Hey, prayer to be in here in a minute. She's out in the kitchen taking care of

the food.

Hey.

Did you have a nice ride?

It was great.

It's so pretty out here. Yeah, it is, isn't it?

That's why I don't like to leave.

You probably hate me, don't you?

No, I don't hate you.

I think that was a long time ago.

A lot's happened since then.

I feel so bad. We had so much fun together. There's so much fun.

I love you. I'm sorry. I love you, too.

Okay.

I'd like to think we can still have fun together, though. We could.

We can.

The caterer brought an awful lot of food. I don't know if we'll be able to

it all. I'm starving. I'll help you eat it. Go ahead.

You know you are awful cute.

I can see what Phil saw in you.

Oh my god.

Yeah, uh -huh, uh -huh

Oh, God.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where you been all my life?

How about a ride?

I'm at a drink and we'll talk about it.

Do you think my wife is coming on to that man?

Coming on to him?

She's done everything but put her ankles behind her ears.

everybody it's time for the hoedown what's the hoedown i always say you

keep a good hoedown the hoedown is what this weekend is all about this is your

chance to do whatever you want to do with anyone in the room without

what do you mean i mean let yourself go relax do whatever you want to do fuck

suck cluck like a duck

You've got to be kidding.

We're not going to do that stuff.

Why not? I have these weekends every year. They always wind up in a pile of

horny, sweaty, throbbing bodies.

You're forgetting one thing.

What's that?

We don't like each other.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I forgot.

We all have this sordid little past we can't forget about, right?

Right.

You know, not long ago, we were one big happy family.

Except for our little friend here.

That was before all the trouble.

Ah, yes.

The trouble.

A whole big family broke up because of the trouble.

You see, Cassandra, I caught my husband, Bill, fooling around with Tish, the

younger sister of my business partner.

Because of that, the marriage and the business fell apart.

Tish and Diana took their respective husbands and disappeared from our lives

forever. For six years, we didn't even pick up a phone and call each other. And

why? All because of a little extramarital sex.

Isn't that reason enough?

Why? It's just sex.

Sex which all of us enjoy and everyone does all the time.

Sex without love is nice.

But sex with love is so much more rewarding. And that's when it really

Silly for us to be carrying on these grudges for so many years.

But feeding is wrong.

Spike, can I have those pictures, please?

Thank you.

You seem to have forgotten all about that on your picnic day.

Uh, there was a therapeutic.

Diane! How could you?

I feel so betrayed.

Right. So betrayed that you let me get this snapshot of you with Cassandra in

the bathroom, remember?

How back was dirty?

That's the first time I've ever seen anyone watch anyone from the inside out.

Cassandra, I'm shocked.

I suppose you know this means the end of our brief marriage.

Bill, you're such a hypocrite.

Me? You won't find any pictures of me in that little stack.

No, unfortunately, I don't. But that's just because my camera jammed when you

were fucking the caterer.

That's a lie.

It is not. I was right there. You were behind the apple tree.

Yeah, yeah. See, we weren't even anywhere near that apple tree. Oh, shit.

You see there?

We've all been hating each other for six years for something we all do all the

time. I think we should relax and let ourselves go.

The reason I invited you all here is to tell you that I'm sorry.

I love you all.

And I miss you.

That was so beautiful.

Does that mean we're all friends again?

All right.

Good.

then I'd like to officially welcome you to the Wild West 5th Annual Hoedown. Let

the games begin.

Yeah!

Honey, let me tell you what I learned today.

I learned something new.

I'm tired.

How am I doing, honey?

Oh, you're good, baby. Good? Don't stop.

Oh, Bill.

Bill, do you want to see what I've learned today?

Yeah. You do?

Looks like she wants baby.

Well, what?

Come on, everybody else is having

fun. Let's join the party.

Come on. Come on, cupcake.

Oh my God.

Come on, Cassandra.

Take your clothes off and have some fun.

Come on, Cassandra.

There's enough for both of us.

Thanks, Ellie.

This is what they have to find, huh?

Love that.

But it looks like I came just in time, huh?

Uh -huh.

You're doing pretty good

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