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All righty.

This is our front desk area.

So go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

Unfortunately, our girl that I had scheduled to come and train you today,

called in sick. Oh.

So she's not going to be here today.

Well, are you going to train me then?

No, no, no. Unfortunately, I actually have a couple meetings that I got to get

to. I will be back a little bit later, but it shouldn't be too busy, and I

you'll... Should be okay.

Oh, okay. Am I the only one here? Yes, yes. You'll be the only one here for

right now. But I'm sure you're qualified and we have you here for a reason. So

I'm sure you're going to do just great. Right, okay.

Yeah, hold on for it until you get back.

Awesome. Thank you so much. And if you have any questions, you have my number?

Thank you so much. Okay, cool. Thank you.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you? I'm good. Are you new?

Yes, I am. I didn't think I'd recognize you before.

Is Karen here? I was supposed to have an appointment with her today.

Oh, no.

Actually, I think she was the person who called in sick today.

Yeah, sorry. She was supposed to train me. All right. So I kind of want to get

massaging before work. Right. I mean, you're trained, right?

Yeah, basically.

What kind of massage are you looking for?

Well, she normally gives me the Neuro Experience, like the full package.

Neuro? Yeah, you know what it is, right?

Yeah, I've heard of it.

Maybe you can just tell me. It's really, it just starts with a bit of a bath,

you know, and then she puts me on the mattress, gets the Neuro Gel and gives

like a really good, you know, massage.

So it's pretty simple. I mean, it's not rough at all. I mean, I could kind of

show you.

Okay, cool. Yeah, let's go to the room. Do you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know

where I'm going. I don't know where I... That's all right. I'll show you where

to go. Just follow me. All right.

There we go.

You've been here before once or twice, huh?

No. You've never seen it? It's nice.

It's great.

Yeah.

I'm going to go get undressed.

Right. You take a shower. Yeah. Okay.

I'll be back in like 10 minutes.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You shower me.

Oh! Like you help me undress and then we get in the shower and then you sew me

up and you take, oh I think this, you don't want to get that wet, do you? No,

definitely not. No, no, but then, yeah, together we kind of, you know. Okay, I

undress you? Yeah, I mean, you know, I'll do the shoes.

You're doing everything.

Well, thanks for being my editor. If you want, I'll undress you, you can do you

if you want.

yeah those climbers, I like those climbers

I

hope that water's getting a bit warm

yeah so uh do you want to turn it, turn it on?

no no not this one no that, that, the heat oh if you turn that you're gonna

me up, Chris. That turns the water off. Oh, okay. Thank you.

That's okay.

Yeah, I got it.

Oh, there we go.

Give it a minute. It should be... Oh, look, it's perfect. See? That's the

weather here.

Is that... Okay, good. Yes, that's good.

Okay. And... So, yeah, just get your stone.

Okay. That's a good one. Just a few pumps and just... Well, that will burn

up. Okay.

Do a backflip kind of thing first.

Okay. Yeah.

This is your first massage then, huh? Yeah.

Wow. You're my friend.

Privileged. Yeah.

I know what you mean, don't worry.

Yeah, I've never done a massage.

I was trained in other massages. Right.

Okay.

How long have you been doing it?

Well,

I'm grateful that you can be my trainer.

More than happy to.

That's good.

You must have knocked it just to check.

It's fine, it's good.

That

was

great. You're good, really.

Really good.

Yeah, we'll kind of, you know, lower back, shoulders, my main area that kids

have issues.

Okay. Yeah, put the hormones up.

That would be great.

Like this?

Mm -hmm. Great.

Okay,

I'll need to move.

Mm -hmm.

We'll do my chest a little bit. Yeah.

That's it. Oh, good.

Go ahead.

Just one.

Okay. We can work on that. We can work on that.

Maybe.

Yeah.

I get more certain.

Would you turn around, please?

You want me to turn around again?

Yeah. I'm going to do the lower.

Oh, okay.

Now do I turn?

Yeah, no, no, this is false.

That's that problem area we discussed.

Hey, that's like a really bad problem.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Are you sure this is what that is? Oh, this is exactly.

This is how it comes.

Everything needs to be clean.

I think you're hired.

It's only joke training.

Only joke training.

I didn't know what I was signing up for.

You know,

you should probably try your oil technique.

That'll mean I'm probably just rinsing.

You're right. Yeah, you're so clean now.

Yes, we're very clean.

Very clean.

You can get my shorts on. There we go.

I think that's about right. Very cool.

Oh, this is my first time lifting this.

Now I know what I'm doing.

Mmm. Oh, my God.

If this isn't the job of the tail, then I think I'm going to be pretty good at

it. I think you're going to be pretty good.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, that feels good.

Oh, yes.

after this.

I don't really have time to do that. Can we maybe skip that and go straight to

the massage this time?

I know it's not the protocol of the massage, but you know.

Customer comes first.

That's very true.

I don't want to rub you.

I don't want to rub you.

Oh, yes.

We better just go to the massage, I think, because that's good.

Yeah, that was good.

That was very good.

Thank you. We hope you love it.

Yeah. It was very good.

You liked it.

You need the wine. You know the wine, right?

The way we just came through.

We just got to get to bed.

Okay, great.

You okay there?

Uh, yeah.

What am I doing with this again?

Okay, so basically you're going to rub that gel, the NeuroGel, all over my

Basically.

Okay? Okay. That's the first part.

So just kind of apply it all over. I've got to get everywhere wet and shiny and

make sure it's applied evenly.

Okay. And then we'll go from there. So just start with it first. I don't want

confuse you.

Okay. Let's see what we can do here.

Okay. This is the honest feeling stuff.

It's pretty, yeah.

Okay.

I just get a good handful? Yeah, a big handful. Raise it above the body and

go, whoa, yeah.

Like that?

Yeah. So, they're cold.

Never gets old, that. Oh, yes.

That's it.

So let's get it worked into the skin. It's supposed to be really good for the

skin. Yeah, it's very slippery.

Good energy, yeah.

I'm just going to put one on. Okay, more?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to really use a lot of that stuff.

Watch out, it's cold.

You've got to be done.

You've got to be done.

There you go.

Take it all over.

It's on the legs.

And on the legs. And on the leg.

All over there.

Does it just wash off afterwards?

Yeah,

it takes a bit.

It's all good, don't worry. Once you get on top, we'll be fine.

On top?

Yeah. Yeah, you know there's a body to body in the climb, right?

You don't just kind of rub... Yeah, you don't rub your hands. You climb on, you

pop all that...

this neuro gel all over your body get it all kind of really kind of slick and

all over your skin and then you body the body rub your your front and your back

across my body it's a connection it's like an energy thing it holds okay cool

you're good yeah that's great okay cool gotcha now we're the same way do i put

this on myself now so you're basically you're gonna sit on me okay and then

you're gonna use that to get all over your body with your breath and just get

little slick and then just hop on.

Now you see.

Yeah, it wakes you up a little, doesn't it?

That was slippery.

It is. That's the whole point. I feel wet now.

And that's the other point.

Get it all over.

Don't miss a spot.

Okay.

Don't have any unnecessary friction.

Mm -hmm. You know? These people are like ice cubes right now.

They're raiders.

They're beautiful.

Beautiful. Okay.

All right, now comes the fun part.

And I just slide on down?

Basically, yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Are you ready for this?

Okay.

Yes. There you go.

Hang on. Hang on to my arm if you need to. There you go.

There you go. There you go. There you go. Oh, yeah. That's it.

That bush is just like giving me like a... Exploiting? Yeah, like exploiting

backside. I like that.

You've got great boobs by the way.

I'm really enjoying those.

I don't think I'm going to get it through.

Yeah, you are. That's it.

I'm already doing it.

I like this.

Yeah, that feels really good.

It's actually hooking my lower back.

Good.

I had no idea that I could use my boobs to help you with your lower back.

All those little things add up. Oh, that feels good.

It keeps your core nice and true.

Yeah. You can work it on me anytime.

It's kind of weird at first, but I'm really liking this stuff now.

It's pretty cool.

Yeah. It's a shame we can't figure out how to warm it up, but hey, it's a small

price to pay, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

the warmth of your body is so good. That's where it all counts, is the

Yeah. Yeah. That connection.

Mm, and the connection. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah. It's hot.

It is.

Yeah, it's warm.

Mm -hmm.

You'll pick it up. It takes a while.

It takes a little while. You'll get there. Oh, yeah, I like that.

I like what you do with that side to side brush. Yeah.

Come on.

Exhaling. Exhaling by your very sexy brush.

Oh. Kind of neat.

Like a shiver.

Oh.

That feels so good.

Thank you. Have fun.

Don't you go anywhere.

Leave me.

Alright.

Are you doing your front?

Oh yeah, I guess we should.

I can't let my back have all the fun.

I think we're getting a little out of my chest.

Get yourself out. I've got to hold you. I've got you.

I'm not going to let you get anywhere.

You do me and I'll do you.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good point.

That's so good!

the next one.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

look what you found.

I wonder how this new massage gel tastes.

Is there any way to find out?

Oh, look.

It's good. It's sweet.

Oh God, I can't do this.

Are you ready for the final carving, Josh?

Oh, really? What would that be with new experts?

Oh!

Oh, someone's laughing.