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You ready?

There you go.

on your phone.

So annoying.

Come on, we're supposed to do something as a family tonight.

See, this is all the time in my house.

My stepkids are always on their phones doing scrolling all day. And my husband,

he's even worse. He's always looking at sports on his phone.

But I think I have an idea.

Give me that.

No phone.

We're having a no phone Friday. We're having a no phone Friday.

Oh, come on.

Because we're supposed to be doing something as a family.

We are. We're here on the couch together.

Yeah, we're all sitting next to each other. That's us looking at our phones

family. Well, we're supposed to do a fun activity together.

Like what?

How about we play charades?

Charades?

Sure is the most boring.

Sure is is so fun. Yeah.

That's like some of my favorite memories as a kid.

I don't know. I don't have any memories of playing Sure is. You're really not

going to do it?

No. I mean, seriously, do we have to do this? Yeah, of course.

Just give me my phone back and we can play later.

We can play on our phone.

Yeah. No.

No, Sure is, we have to. It seems a whole lot.

And if you really don't play, where's the card?

Where do we start?

Well, we're going to split into teams.

I think that me and Kai should split into a team.

And then Daddy and Katie.

Ooh. All right. So, okay.

So, how do we do this?

All right. We're going to sit over here.

Katie, you can grab your card. They're bananas.

Are you sure these are the right cards?

Yeah, they're the right cards.

Do you know how to play this?

Yeah, this... You're sure? Yeah. This is PG?

Okay.

He's running with the cards.

Alright,

are we ready? Yeah. Start the timer.

Justin, where are you?

Skinny dishing. Sneaker, sneaker.

Naked.

Nude. Yeah!

Nude. Nude.

Nude. Take off his logo.

Yeah. Okay.

I was supposed to dress him up. I should.

But it wasn't nude. You had to pin it for nude. I couldn't really seem like

normal. I've never heard anything before. All right, it's your guys' turn.

Hey, Mommy.

It's your turn.

Thanks.

Wagon tail?

What? Dick.

Yeah. Dick? No.

What the?

What? What?

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

I don't even know. Honey, you're the one that's usually doing this.

this game, right? This is the charades you wanted to play?

I mean, you said you guys were bored.

You're just, like, on your phones all day, so.

I hope I don't get a better one than I got.

Alright.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Alright.

Good job.

So... Talking on the phone. I'm going to text.

Go with that.

Yeah!

I didn't know what the answer was.

I thought that was obvious, right?

I held a bone up to my ear and jerked off. Why am I jerking off in front of my

mom right now?

I don't know what's going on here, but it's just imaginary.

I don't know.

Whose turn is it?

All right.

Okay,

you guys ready?

Okay.

Whoa, one, I want to hear my sister make those noises, okay?

And two, like, you can't make charades sound.

That's not part of charades.

I don't know how to make charades. I've never played before.

Well, that's definitely not how you play.

Come on, color.

Um, I think you're doing a good job.

Put with no sound. Okay, ready?

Okay.

Multiple orgasm.

Coming on someone's face.

So what are the rules?

Like, what are the rules? Does that have to be the exact word?

Or does it have to be very close?

No, it has to be the exact word.

You were close.

You were really close.

Coming. Coming home.

I think you guys are playing together.

I have a good one.

Do it!

Does he want his lap?

Dancing.

Riding? Riding?

Riding? No.

Dancing?

Dancing?

Lap dance?

Yeah.

This game, babe.

Seriously, this game.

You're doing it.

Are we having so much fun?

I mean, we're winning.

Why the fuck do I keep getting these?

Whip it up.

Head. Low job.

I'm not good at this game, guys. Why are you both so good at this game?

69.

4 seconds.

Whatever you say.

Yeah.

I've been keeping track of way closer than that.

I'm not the cheater here. Not you and your boyfriend.

I don't cheat on my boyfriend.

Yeah.

Back shock.

No.

Clapping that out.

Come on. Oh, you guys thought it was hanging.

Oh.

What hanging?

I don't know what hanging is. You're so lame.

Don't worry about it. What is it?

It's a paint guy.

Whatever.

No, Mom.

You wanted to play this game. Okay, okay. I have a really good one.

Does Dad see it?

He has to turn around.

Put your hands here.

Backstab? Cleaning off her clothes.

Wiping off her face. Yeah, the dust. Cleaning off the dust.

Honey. Wait. Ass smack.

I don't know if you can be touching my sister's ass. Smack her ass.

Smack an ass.

Spanking? You got it. Spanking. That's right.

I don't suck. You suck. You suck.

Look at us.

Playing X -rated trades with the family. We're having so much fun.

I've never been more proud.

It's okay. We're going to go to this next one. It's my turn now. Yeah. Are

ready?

Oh. This should be easy.

What you got this time?

Slut. Oh.

You got it, don't you?

Nails, I see.

Both of y 'all are good at this game.

You're an asshole.

Drew, honey.

He knew it.

No.

No, I don't.

This is the worst step of it ever.

Call it how I see it.

Don't be like that. We're just playing a game, guys.

All right, whose turn is it? My turn?

Yeah.

All right.

I think I need to use you

again.

Cowgirl. Cowgirl. Cowgirl.

That's so good.

Look at us bonding.

This is so fun.

Your turn? Yeah, my turn.

BJ.

No.

Head. Fucking dick.

Hi, just stand up for your mom, would you? I don't think you should right now.

Stand up for your mother.

Hi, just stand up for your mom. Oh, my gosh. Honey, what are you doing?

Oh, my God. I don't want to see my stepbrother's dick.

Ew. I mean, we're all having fun.

That's my stepbrother. What?

Oh,

shit. Okay.

Okay, so it's not head. It's not low job.

What is that?

Floppy head.

Floppy head.

Blowjob.

Choking. Spit. Spit on dick.

Hack to you.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Gagging. Choking.

Deep throat.

Yeah. Gagging.

Deep throat. I said I got it. Yeah, come on.

Can I pull my pants up now?

I mean... It doesn't look like you want to. Do you want to?

I don't know.

I don't think I do.

I'm hot.

Yes.

I think I'm setting the lights right.

Oh, jeez.

Wait, are you sure? If it's okay, you're my stepdad.

Okay, we're all family here, honey.

Look at your mom taking care of you.

That's so good.

Yeah. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

Look daddy and daughter getting along as a family damn. I'm good

So, is the card close to you, Linda?

It sure is.

Not too long?

All

right.

I mean... You're a good boy, honey.

Oh, is anyone gagging?

Um, titty grabbing.

Groping. Oh, you had it.

Groping. Oh, my God. Yeah,

I like it.

Alright, so it's your turn.

Here's a card.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

That was hard to play this game.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Orgasm? Yes, that was a good one.

Got it.

Can I do the orgasm?

What the fuck?

Oh, shit. You see her titties, honey? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Yeah.

That daughter's a pretty fucking pussy, doesn't she? Mm -hmm. Yeah, I tell you.

I can't believe my mom is fucking my brother's dick.

Me either.

This is a fun game of charades.

This is a fun game of charades.

You should pull another card, Mom.

All right.

This is a good one.

Does

anybody

get things?

Uh, food, dressing kits, nipples.

Nice tits.

Nobody's guessing.

Touching titties. Second base. Nipples.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Is it making out?

Lesbian play?

Yeah.

Did I get it? Is that it? Lesbian play?

Yeah, you're right. So hot.

I'm tired.

I love

it.

Oh my god.

Do you slide on me?

That's how you do it with those boys.

I can't breathe, what are you talking about?

That's exactly what I wanted.

She's doing a good job, honey.

Yeah,

teach me how to do it, mommy.

Okay, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Holy shit.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck. So good, dude. I can't believe it.

I love you. I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Good girl.

Yeah.

Good job, honey.

We're really working together as a family.

We're all going to be much closer.

Oh, damn.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

You don't need to see this, man.

I told you, this is a slut.

Is your dad bigger than your boyfriend?

You'll never know.

Fuck, I feel so good, yes. Fuck me, daddy.

Oh, fuck me, daddy.

Shit.

Yeah, yeah, daddy.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes, yes. Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

my God. Ready?

Oh, fuck.

I have to be down here. Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh,

God. What are we going to do?

Yeah.

I like watching Mr. Goats.

Yeah, you like to watch him? You like him?

That was so good.

Okay, I have a good one.

What? I have a good one. You want to sit up here?

Sit up here?

Yeah.

I'm going to sit up.

Is it fucking together?

What are you talking about?

The car. Oh, she picked another part?

She told you to get up here. Not you. It's a clue.

No.

Couple swap.

Not that one.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. No, not that one. Good question.

Oh, really? Good question.

Oh, shit.

Take a fucking deep breath.

I'm getting embarrassed.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yes, yes.

Yes, fucking ride that shit without me.

Fuck, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh my God, it's so hard.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I want to taste your cookie, honey.

I want to taste it. I want to see what you think.

Oh, I know what I'm seeing. It's a kind girl.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Take those panties off.

Yeah.

Take my one too.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, honey, you look so good, fucking honey.

You look fucking good, honey.

Yeah. Yeah. You want some? Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

You're the

best

mommy ever.

Yeah, put it in there. Put it in mommy.

Yes.

Oh my God, that's beautiful.

I got the best view ever.

You know,

I can't stand you, but I love your cock.

Oh my god, man.

Oh, fuck, you're amazing.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, sis.

You fucking suck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck you, sis.

I love it.

Good job, kids.

Oh, look at how well we get along.

Really good.

Oh, you were so nice to me. That's pretty nice.

Yeah, it's really nice to you.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Mommy, it's just so tight. Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Right? Oh, good job.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

God

damn it. Yeah, yeah.

Fuck me.

Oh, boy.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah, fucker.

Fucker daddy.

Fucker daddy.

Fucker daddy.

Oh, my

God.

Look at Mom and Dad.

Isn't that hot?

So hot.

I think Dad's going to make Mom cry.

I don't know

what

I'm doing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. My brother had such a good day. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're doing great, homie.

Yeah, I was like, Mom, we take a kiss. We make a kiss.

We take a kiss.

Oh, my God.

My pussy runs in the family, huh?

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, this is so good. Oh, that's true.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, Mark.

Oh, Mark.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Did you just sit down and take it like this?

Yeah,

I learned from the best, yeah.

Ew.

Ew. Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Ew. Ew.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I love you. I love you.

Yeah,

I am sloppy.

I put it back inside mommy.

Yeah. Your mouth over here. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Do you want to say fuck mommy?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Here, fuck your sister.

Oh, I remember we were playing a game.

Oh, we're still playing?

Yeah. You picked a card?

Yeah, it's a card. We have to still get it. Are you doing it? Is this the game?

Yeah.

Actually, yes.

But nobody gets the word.

Plot in. Plot in.

No.

Oh, my

God.

You look so good, Mommy.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Ew. Oh, my God.

Oh shit.

God damn.

That is fucking milk, huh?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Oh, yes. That was a big one.

It's your turn, Daddy.

Yeah. You going to give us your load?

Yeah. Yeah.

Give it to us. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give her this one, too.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Now that was a hot orgy.

game next to you. What do you want to play, Katie?

I want that daddy cake.

Sex charades again.