Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:11,378
Come on, Calvin,
j-just relax, baby.
2
00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:12,727
How can I relax?
3
00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,599
Our son may have gotten
a woman pregnant,
4
00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,427
and he's not even married.
5
00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,931
How are we gonna look
our pastor in the eye?
6
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,412
We?
7
00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,808
You haven't looked him in
the eye since last Easter.
8
00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,529
No! Somebody's
using the bathroom.
9
00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,922
I'm s... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
10
00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:36,036
But, please, go away.
11
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,452
So, do you see anything yet?
12
00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,583
Not yet.
13
00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,063
Okay, just so you know,
14
00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,978
whatever happens,
I will support you.
15
00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,719
Why would you need to
support me if it's negative?
16
00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,068
I don't know, girl. I ain't
never done this before!
17
00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,027
Ow!
18
00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,072
Why are you freaking
out? I'm the one
19
00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,248
who might have another
human growing inside me.
20
00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,076
And I already prepaid a
trip to Cancún this summer.
21
00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,730
I mean, I have travel insurance,
22
00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,669
but I don't think it
covers unprotected sex!
23
00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,648
Ooh.
24
00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,215
Ooh, is hot? Right?!
25
00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,501
It's hot in here!
26
00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,220
I always thought when
I had my first kid,
27
00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,352
I-I'd have a house,
a dog, a wife,
28
00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,572
my own drone racing team.
29
00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:17,077
Oh, that's the pee stick. Okay.
30
00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,473
Oh. Two pink lines.
31
00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,587
♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
32
00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,699
♪ Welcome to the hood.
33
00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:39,727
I can't believe my sweet,
little, innocent baby boy
34
00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,338
is gonna be a father.
35
00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,470
I know, Mommy. I can't
believe it, either.
36
00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,385
If you had told
me one of our sons
37
00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:47,083
would have had an oops baby,
38
00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,196
I would have guessed
it'd be Malcolm.
39
00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,263
Uh, yeah, okay,
sure, lash out at me.
40
00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,395
I didn't raise that
little rawdogger.
41
00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,005
- You know what?
- No, no, no, no.
42
00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,572
Calvin, Calvin, Calvin, stop it.
43
00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:00,139
You just shut up.
44
00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:02,359
Ignore him, Marty.
45
00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,317
Look, Mommy knows
that you're going
46
00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,319
through a lot of
feelings right now,
47
00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,408
but we're running out of time,
48
00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,912
so we got to pin
down a wedding date.
49
00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,456
Wedding?
50
00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,414
Mom, I told you, we're not
even in a relationship.
51
00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,547
What does that have
to do with anything?
52
00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,766
Okay, look, go easy on him, Ma.
53
00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,705
It's been a rough day
for lil' Nick Cannon.
54
00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:25,947
Hey, neighbors.
55
00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,601
How are we doing?
56
00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,777
We brought champagne and vodka.
57
00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,170
Depending on whether
we're celebrating or,
58
00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,022
uh, freaking out.
59
00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,306
Grandma could use some
of that bubbly, baby.
60
00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,307
Thank you.
61
00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,612
Mom, really?
62
00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,527
I'm sorry, I'm just excited
63
00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,181
that I'm getting a
little granddaughter.
64
00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,052
You already know the sex?
65
00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,619
Well, not officially,
66
00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,012
but she's definitely
having a girl.
67
00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,342
She's carrying high.
68
00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:50,973
She's not even showing.
69
00:02:50,997 --> 00:02:52,650
Not to you.
70
00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,239
Look, it doesn't even matter.
71
00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,806
The important thing
is I'm getting a baby.
72
00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,504
I'm-I'm having a baby.
73
00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,070
Courtney is having my baby.
74
00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,769
You know what I mean!
75
00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,379
I-I'm, I'm sorry, did, uh,
76
00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,815
did you say Courtney?
77
00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,295
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
78
00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:11,341
So Courtney, who
works at the Fusebox,
79
00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,951
is the, uh
80
00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,214
baby mama?
81
00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,849
Can Dave say "baby mama"?
82
00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,307
It's not racist.
83
00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,483
But I don't like it.
84
00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,877
Yeah, man, why do you ask?
85
00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,879
No reason. It's nothing.
86
00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,533
Hold on.
87
00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,535
Because the way you're saying it
88
00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,798
doesn't sound like nothing.
89
00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:37,149
It's just my HR
experience talking.
90
00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:40,152
Theoretically, Courtney could
sue the Fusebox for everything.
91
00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,023
But that's only in theory and
92
00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,634
only if she's the type of person
93
00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,636
who wants a ton of money.
94
00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,444
Well, that's everybody, Dave.
95
00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,467
Marty, what were you thinking?
96
00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:51,729
It was a one-time
thing and it happened
97
00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,687
before Courtney even
worked at the Fusebox.
98
00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,950
I'm not like Malcolm, sleeping
with my colleagues at work.
99
00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,996
What?! Okay, okay.
100
00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,606
Yeah, see, he always does this.
101
00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,000
Deflects onto me
when he screws up.
102
00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:04,524
Just like when we were teenagers
and you dented Mama's car
103
00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,681
and screamed, "Uh, Malcolm's
got a bong in his room."
104
00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,791
My God, the smell
from that thing.
105
00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,706
By the way, Mama, he's still
got that bong in his room.
106
00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,708
Malcolm! I told you
to get rid of that!
107
00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:17,276
Marty got a girl pregnant, Mom!
108
00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,625
Okay, you better
watch your tongue.
109
00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,716
Dave, are you listening to this?
110
00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,763
Bongs and car wrecks
and pregnancies.
111
00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,765
Is this what we have to
look forward to with Grover?
112
00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,506
Oh, oh, God, no.
113
00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,967
No, we're gonna do a much
better job as parents.
114
00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:35,840
No offense, Calvin.
115
00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,124
I'll do it.
116
00:04:38,148 --> 00:04:39,714
Get out, Dave.
117
00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,695
Ooh, Gemma, I have great news.
118
00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,653
New episode of our
show just dropped.
119
00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,089
Ooh, a new Blood Tide?
120
00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:49,550
I love murder.
121
00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,920
You know, I have a theory.
122
00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,922
The body in the shrimp
boat, I think it's Don.
123
00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,315
You know, we only saw his shoes.
124
00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,665
And we know Don loves leather.
125
00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,799
Oh, right, and he has a
shellfish allergy, too.
126
00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,912
My theory is even
smarter than I thought.
127
00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,586
I'm gonna go nuke
the Hot Pockets.
128
00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,240
You get the TV on
the right input.
129
00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,285
I can never figure that out.
130
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,590
What-what, now?
131
00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,157
I can't watch it now.
132
00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:14,202
But it's already
been out for an hour.
133
00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,943
I won't be able to
go on social media.
134
00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,381
Gemma, don't do this to me.
135
00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,818
I have that board of
trustees meeting at school.
136
00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,734
Oh, of course, yeah, I
suppose that's more important.
137
00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,824
Hey, guys. Am I
interrupting anything?
138
00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,565
- Yes, Malcolm, actually, you are.
- Well, that's great. I'll only be
139
00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,958
one second. Thank you, Dave.
140
00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,786
Listen, I just needed
some clarification
141
00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,788
on the whole dating
Janelle situation.
142
00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,834
I know that we work
together, but it's not like
143
00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,923
Janelle works for me,
so I'm in the clear.
144
00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,229
- Right?
- Well, you both work at USC,
145
00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,970
so I don't know.
146
00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,929
Have you officially
disclosed your relationship?
147
00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:47,671
Uh, I mean, well, we do make
out in the hallway sometimes,
148
00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,847
so I feel like it's
kind of out there.
149
00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,370
In the hallway?
150
00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,114
You got to move that
stuff into your office.
151
00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:55,572
Right, Dave?
152
00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,860
You probably just need to file
153
00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,297
some sort of relationship
disclosure form.
154
00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:07,517
But that'll make
it so formal, man.
155
00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,345
Look, right now
it is great, okay?
156
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,695
I don't text her in the
morning, no problem.
157
00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,827
But once I put that label
on it and don't text her,
158
00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,394
then we got beef.
159
00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,396
Well, if you want
to keep your job,
160
00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,726
you may have to eat the beef.
161
00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,749
J-Just sign the form!
162
00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,969
Yes. Thank you, Dave.
163
00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,536
- All right.
- I'll walk out with you.
164
00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,798
All right. DAVE:
Great, I'll just
165
00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,582
be here alone without
the television
166
00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,739
or Hot Pockets.
167
00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,244
Guess it won't hurt
just to watch the recap.
168
00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,707
Previously on Blood Tide...
169
00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,427
"Pursuant to section
seven of the agreement,
170
00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,864
"all parties agree to
indemnify in perpetuity
171
00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:53,519
"the Fusebox and all
legal ownership partners
172
00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,739
"from any legal action resulting
173
00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:58,611
"from interactions that
occurred in or outside
174
00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,439
the aforementioned business."
175
00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,422
See? Simple.
176
00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,445
No! No, what does
that even mean?
177
00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:07,968
I don't know, Marty.
178
00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,448
I just told our lawyers
179
00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,494
you got freaky with an employee.
180
00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,823
He said get her to sign that.
181
00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,456
Since when do relationships
come with so much paperwork?
182
00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,371
I got the same thing
here with Janelle.
183
00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,329
You two do know
there's a thing called
184
00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,094
"meeting a woman
in a bar," right?
185
00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,119
Don, don't eat that.
186
00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,382
The ceviche has shrimp in it.
187
00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:31,766
You'll go into
anaphylactic sho...
188
00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:37,345
And Nicole emptied your EpiPen.
189
00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,696
Dad, can you keep it down?
190
00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,654
Oh, sorry, buddy. You
doing your homework?
191
00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,245
Sure.
192
00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,920
Isn't this the-the show
you watch with Mom?
193
00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,574
This show? Uh...
194
00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:51,490
Yeah, but... this
is just a preview.
195
00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,473
It says you've
watched 37 minutes.
196
00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,670
Well, it's a, it's
a long preview.
197
00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,239
But you know what?
198
00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,763
You don't have to
tell Mom about this.
199
00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:04,938
You're right.
200
00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,810
I don't have to tell her.
201
00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,725
But lying is wrong.
202
00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,117
You just lied about
doing your homework.
203
00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,274
Right, and-and two
lies would be a lot.
204
00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:16,733
Y-You want me to go to
heaven, don't you, Dad?
205
00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,846
Cut the crap, kid.
What do you want?
206
00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,521
I want to bump my
curfew to midnight.
207
00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:23,740
And get a pet snake.
208
00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:26,157
No way.
209
00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,833
10:00 and a hamster.
210
00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,075
10:30 and a lizard.
211
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,035
Deal.
212
00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,195
Hey, hey, hey.
213
00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,588
Uh-oh.
214
00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,851
The hitting coach is
here to hit on me.
215
00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,682
No. No, no, no. Um...
216
00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,772
You know, I was talking to
Dave, and, uh, you know,
217
00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,601
he knows a whole lot of
that, uh, HR stuff, right?
218
00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,603
And he was thinking that we need
219
00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,040
to register our situation
220
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,563
with the university.
221
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,609
And by situation, you mean?
222
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,046
This, this thing.
223
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:12,136
How-how we are, to...
you know, uh, together.
224
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,442
Yeah. Yeah.
225
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:17,184
I think the word you're
looking for is "relationship."
226
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,621
Ooh-ooh.
227
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,797
I was gonna go with
the word "vibe."
228
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,582
Yeah. But
229
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,628
yeah, I mean, we can go
with "relationship," yeah.
230
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:28,239
But-but I don't want you
to think I'm trying to push
231
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,589
that issue, okay? It is not me.
232
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,548
This is coming from the top.
233
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,288
- Oh, "the top"?
- Yeah.
234
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,334
Wow. Yikes!
235
00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,968
We don't want to
mess with the top.
236
00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,469
Okay, okay, all right, listen.
237
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:44,081
I'm trying to make sure we
don't lose our jobs over this
238
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,473
you know...
239
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,282
- This vibe?
- Yes.
240
00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:49,782
- You get it.
- Mm-hmm.
241
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,523
- Uh-uh.
- Mm-mm.
242
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,785
Not till we sign.
243
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:53,873
Huh?
244
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,290
The top could be watching.
245
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,492
You're worried I'm
going to sue you?
246
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,190
Me? No, no, not at all.
247
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,650
Uh, my dad, quite a bit, yes.
248
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,109
Well, you know
what, tell your dad
249
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,415
not to worry, I'm not after
250
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:17,244
his precious money.
251
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,681
Thank you.
252
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:21,074
Thank you for being
so chill about this.
253
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,902
Hey, thank you.
254
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,382
This really helps
me make my decision.
255
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,036
Oh, good.
256
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,646
Uh, what decision is that?
257
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,692
You know, this pregnancy
really caught me off guard,
258
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,650
and I didn't know what to do.
259
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,086
Oh, a-about having the baby?
260
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,698
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm having this baby.
261
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,265
I just didn't know how I
was going to raise a baby
262
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,354
so far from my family.
263
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,618
But now, seeing how you and
your family are tripping,
264
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,707
I realize I'm better
off going back home.
265
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,708
To Calgary?
266
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,970
Yes.
267
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,189
But that's in Canada.
268
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,974
Yeah, I'm aware.
269
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,715
And I had no intention
of going back there,
270
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,543
but in Calgary, me and my baby
271
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,416
will be surrounded by my
family, who will be supportive.
272
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,984
Unlike your family, who
thinks I'm a gold digger.
273
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,638
No.
274
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,075
No, not-not my whole family.
275
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,971
Just my dad. A-And
my neighbor Dave.
276
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,825
Ooh! I'm so nervous
about what's gonna happen
277
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,087
on tonight's new episode.
278
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,436
I don't know how you can eat.
279
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,698
Well, I had a
light lunch, Gemma.
280
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,787
My being hungry is
perfectly normal.
281
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,223
- Okay, start it. Start it.
- Okay, here we go.
282
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:28,315
Ugh! What do you
think's gonna happen?
283
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,882
Well, it's
284
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,299
it's hard to say, really.
285
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,193
Oh, my God, that's hot.
286
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,282
Hot...
287
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,327
The Hot Pocket's hot.
288
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,807
I can't hear what the fishing
boat captain is saying.
289
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,591
It's not important.
290
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,313
How do you know?
291
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,730
Uh, I... I don't... I
don't. I don't know.
292
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,254
- How-how would I? I don't know.
- Anything about this episode. - Oh...
293
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,517
You know, maybe
it was important.
294
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,215
- Do you want to go back?
- I should go back. - No, y-you're still talking,
295
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,762
so now we have to go back.
296
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,180
I have something to confess.
297
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,140
Something horrible.
298
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,489
What?
299
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,143
Oh, man.
300
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,710
This is gonna be rough.
301
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,147
You know what? Let
me get that first.
302
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,323
Wha... uh, you better not.
It says "spam likely."
303
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,672
Well, it doesn't say
"spam definitely,"
304
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:21,934
- so let me just answer it.
- No, Dave...
305
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,283
Spit it out. What did
you do? What did you do?
306
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:26,460
I watched the episode
last night, without you.
307
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,923
This was our show, and
I violated your trust.
308
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,554
It's okay.
309
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,295
No, it's not.
310
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,732
I deserve to be dead.
311
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,734
Just like Don.
312
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,083
Spoilers!
313
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,128
I'm sorry.
314
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,391
God, I'm sorry.
God, I'm a monster.
315
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,742
Just like Nicole who
emptied the EpiPen.
316
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,700
Dave!
317
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,923
I don't deserve you. God,
I hate that I'm so weak.
318
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,751
Dave, stop.
319
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,820
To be honest, I'm
a little relieved.
320
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,799
I've been trying to
find the right time
321
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,975
to tell you this.
322
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,456
You know how, for months
now, you've been saying
323
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,805
we should finally
watch the Barbie movie,
324
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,937
and I kept saying,
"Not tonight"?
325
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,398
That's because.
326
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,489
I saw the movie without you.
327
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,197
You what?
328
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,610
Tina and I snuck
off to a matinee.
329
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,829
I'm-I'm sorry.
330
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,353
Sorry's not gonna cut it, Gemma!
331
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,466
You know how badly I wanted
to see the Barbie movie.
332
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,142
All of my blog followers
have been waiting
333
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,515
to hear my hot take.
334
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,712
I-If it makes you
feel any better,
335
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,062
you wouldn't have
liked it anyway.
336
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,107
- No? It was not good?
- No, you would have loved it.
337
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,674
- It was so good.
- I-I know I would have loved it!
338
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,284
That's what everybody says.
339
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,336
Well.
340
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,164
Courtney signed the agreement.
341
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,209
I hope you're happy.
342
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,604
Well, all right, I am happy.
343
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,346
Dad, she wasn't gonna
sue us, but she was upset
344
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,651
that we thought she
was a gold digger.
345
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,045
I never would have
called her that.
346
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,091
I'm not rude.
347
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,118
I just thought she was somebody
trying to stick me for my paper.
348
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,445
Well, your paper's
safe now, Dad,
349
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,055
because Courtney's
moving back to Canada.
350
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:26,624
What-what? Wait, what?
351
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,582
She's taking my baby to Canada?
352
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,194
No, no, no, that-that's too far.
353
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,481
That's-that's too
cold. That's too white.
354
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,591
Look, baby, there-there
are Black people in Canada.
355
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,506
Name two.
356
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,594
Drake,
357
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,534
and, uh, Courtney's mom.
358
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,167
I hope you're happy, Calvin.
359
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,908
He is. N-No, I am not.
360
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,910
Baby, we can...
361
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,433
Look,
362
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,913
Courtney and I
hadn't figured out
363
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,741
how we were gonna raise
this baby together.
364
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,439
All I knew is I wanted them
to be a part of my life.
365
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,901
Now I'm losing my
friend and my baby.
366
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,273
Damn.
367
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,319
I really blew it this time, huh?
368
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,234
Yes, you did.
369
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,063
And if you don't fix it,
370
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,630
you better get your passport
and your puffy coat, Grandpa,
371
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,613
'cause we're moving to Canada.
372
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,944
Number 96.
373
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,839
Oh! That's me.
374
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,171
This requires both
signatories to be present.
375
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,782
Well, you see, uh,
that's the thing.
376
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:41,786
The other signatory, she's,
uh, she's not here yet.
377
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:45,050
Number 97.
378
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,225
Whoa, wait a minute, man.
379
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,923
Hey... Whoa, no, no, sit down.
380
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,447
Sit-sit down.
381
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,579
Look, man, she should be
here any second, okay?
382
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,538
She had a tennis match
at, uh, a-at 8:30,
383
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,019
and, uh, maybe,
maybe she got caught
384
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,021
in one of those long
deuce situations.
385
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,892
That can happen. It can go long.
386
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,657
Or, uh
387
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,810
maybe she's not gonna show.
388
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,030
Oh, damn, do you think
maybe she got cold feet
389
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,857
from all the relationship talk?
390
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,797
Are you this needy with
the other signatory?
391
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,127
Malcolm.
392
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,085
Hey. You came.
393
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,632
You see? That's her.
394
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,397
Sorry I'm late.
395
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,553
I sprained my ankle
going for a drop shot.
396
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,039
Take good care of her.
397
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,042
I will.
398
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,611
Thank you, sir.
399
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,158
Do you,
400
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,856
Malcolm Butler,
401
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,752
attest that the statements
written here are true?
402
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:57,886
I do.
403
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,301
And do you, Janelle Finch,
404
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,000
attest that the statements
written here are true?
405
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,590
I do.
406
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:16,576
Your relationship
disclosure is approved.
407
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,958
Number 97.
408
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,679
Okay, baby.
409
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,073
Now, you sure you
don't need my help?
410
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,163
Yes. Look, I caused all
this. I need to fix it.
411
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,078
Okay, well, if it's not
working, just give me the signal
412
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,645
and I'll come in with the tears.
413
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,473
You know nobody can
resist my ugly cry.
414
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,258
Oh, okay, ooh, ooh, all right.
415
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,086
Okay, all right,
all right, okay.
416
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,783
Let's hope it
doesn't come to that.
417
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,916
Okay, come on.
418
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,005
Hey, Courtney?
419
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,704
Don't worry, I'm out of here.
I'm just packing up my things.
420
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,035
Oh, well, you're taking
quite a few pens.
421
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,189
Keep the pens. Keep the pens.
422
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,756
Listen, uh,
423
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,303
c-can I talk to
you for a second?
424
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,980
Ah, are those some more papers
that you want me to sign?
425
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,332
Uh, no. These are the
ones you already signed.
426
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,856
And, um...
427
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,838
What are you doing?
428
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,905
Look, Courtney, I was an idiot.
429
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,951
I just was thinking about
430
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,822
losing all of this,
and I forgot about
431
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,694
what was really important.
432
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,043
What's that?
433
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,697
Family.
434
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,265
My family. And it's growing now.
435
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:39,529
I mean, it includes your baby.
436
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,295
And in a weird way, you.
437
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,319
He's trying to
say, "We love you."
438
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,063
Oh, go ahead, baby.
You got it, you got it.
439
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,454
So...
440
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:55,284
I really, really hope you
change your mind and stay.
441
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,764
I know Marty does, too.
442
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,027
I promise you, y-you
won't be sorry.
443
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:04,336
Well, I admit, I didn't
really want to go back.
444
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,947
Don't go back. Don't go back.
445
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,689
Stay here and have the
baby. Look, we got snacks.
446
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,411
We got snacks, right here.
447
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,826
Wait, w-what's your company's
maternity leave policy?
448
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,027
Oh, well, usually...
Whatever you want.
449
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,441
Right, Calvin?
450
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:25,401
Yeah. Yeah, right. Uh...
cool, yeah. For sure.
451
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,489
- Yep, yep.
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,968
You got a deal.
453
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:30,667
- Oh, thank God.
- All right. All right, very good.
454
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,234
But I'm-a need that in writing.
455
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,019
Nice one.
456
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,629
The comeback, you know,
457
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,675
because I did the contract...
She's not laughing, Calvin.
458
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,416
Well, damn.
459
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,200
Dad, what are you doing, man?
460
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,506
Haven't you caused
enough damage?
461
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,985
No, no, Marty.
462
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,273
Uh, look, I apologized,
and she's staying.
463
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,686
You are?
464
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,209
Yeah.
465
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,386
It's pretty hard to pass up
a ten-month maternity leave.
466
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,108
Ah. Take a year.
467
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,350
I got my grandbaby.
468
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,724
I got my grandbaby.
469
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,925
Do I have to wear this headband?
470
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,405
It's fun, baby.
471
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,234
It's part of the
whole Barbie thing.
472
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,868
I just feel like I look stupid.
473
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,263
Hot Pocket up.
474
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,224
No, okay, I'm good.
475
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,377
Hey, Dave.
476
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,422
Oh, you look great.
477
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,362
Could you guys believe that I
already owned all this stuff?
478
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,757
Yeah, we can.
479
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,259
Watch your fingers, Tina.
480
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,198
We're not at our house.
481
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,047
What are you talking
about, Calvin?
482
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,006
I'm not saying that
I lost my lizard,
483
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,424
but have any of
you seen a lizard?
484
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,457
Captioning sponsored by CBS
485
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,721
and TOYOTA.
486
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:11,313
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
34144
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof