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Huh?
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Oh, Allan, last night
was amazing!
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Okay.
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Oh, Allan! Hello.
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Fancy running into you here.
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Oh. Hi, Mr. Landlord.
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I was just wondering if you
wanted to hang out with me
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and smoke weed, and fill
our bellies with diet soda,
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and play Burnout Revenge
for the PS2.
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No, thanks.
I have to go to work.
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Suit yourself!
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So yeah, that's pretty much it.
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That's the job.
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Everything I just said.
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Holy moly, this is gonna
be the coolest job ever!
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Ha. Yeah, you know what, Pim?
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Usually you and I have
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like opposing views on stuff.
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but I think we're on the
same page on this one, man.
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I'm-- I'm genuinely excited.
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Hi, Allan. Bye, Allan.
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Oh, Allan!
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I actually have a very
exciting job for you, too!
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I just ran out of those
little metal things
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that hold paper together.
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The F are they called again?
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You know, the thing
that's all like--
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Paper clips?
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Yeah, that's it!
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If you could fetch some for me.
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I might have a special
reward for you.
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Hmm. What's that reward?
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Well, if I told you
it wouldn't be a surprise, Allan.
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Now would it?
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No, I guess, not.
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Okay, I'm gonna go
get those paper clips then.
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Cool. Cool.
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I really hurt my finger
doin� that paper clip bit.
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Yeah, no, I-- I saw.
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Ah, excuse me?
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, man.
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I'm j-- I'm in the middle
of something here.
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I just need some help.
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I am warning you
right now, dude.
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Keep screwin� around,
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and bad shit's
gonna happen, man.
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You don't need to be rude.
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Okay, what's up, man?
What do you want, huh?
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What's goin� on?
What do you need, man?
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Don't get nervous now, man.
What?
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Ask your-- ask your question.
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Go ahead. What? What?
What�s up?
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Look, asshole, I�m just
wondering if you have any--
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-Asshole?
-Yeah, asshole.
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Asshole?
Did you call me an asshole?
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Yes, I did, because
you�re being an asshole.
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-Bro, what do you mean asshole?
-Why didn't you help me?
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I'm in the middle
of something right now.
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Fuck you, don�t you work here?
I�m just a customer!
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You-- you walk up to me
and you�re gonna just
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start buggin� me
with stupid questions.
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I-- I'm not bugging you.
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-I'm just asking if you just...
-What do you mean? What?
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Armzo, who told you
to stop stacking
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with your six arms?
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Sir, do you know where I can
find some paper clips?
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Paper clips?
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No, sorry.
Unfortunately, we're sold-out.
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Sold out?
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Hmm, is there somewhere else
where I can get them?
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Hmm, the only place that
might have �em
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is that computer repair shop
over in Crimeville.
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-Oh, thanks.
-Anytime.
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And, Armso,
if you screw up again,
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you're going back
to the psych ward!
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Thanks, man.
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Thanks for getting me
in trouble,
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two-armed piece of shit.
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Sure thing!
Hey, good bye, spider.
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-Good bye!
-Good bye!
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-Bye-bye.
-Keep stacking!
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-Bye, bye.
-Keep stackin�!
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-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
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-I will, I will. Bye-bye.
-Good bye.
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Get out of here, man.
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Whoa!
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No, please don't rob me!
Please!
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Whoa, hey,
I am not here to rob you.
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I just wanna buy
that box of paper clips.
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Oh, yes.
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Huh, my last box.
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No, unfortunately,
I cannot sell these to you.
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For, you see, these paper clips
are absolutely perfect
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for tinkering with any machine
I've come across.
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I've never found anything else
with this unique shape.
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Uh, sorry if this is rude
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but why don't you just
use your long nose?
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What? That-- that's ridiculous!
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I've never heard of such
a thing.
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Though, I suppose tryin�
couldn't hurt.
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No, this can't be.
I-- I-- I must be dreaming.
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Oh my God!
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This actually works!
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This somehow works better
than the paper clips!
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My business
is going to thrive now.
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Here, you-- you can have
the paper clips for free.
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I don't even need them
anymore.
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They're yours.
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Oh, uh, thank you.
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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That was annoying.
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What the...
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I steal these things, man.
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Hey, give them back!
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Land this helicopter
and give my paper clips back.
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Shut up, man.
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This helicopter ain't stoppin�
until I'm in Tijuana, man.
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Hmm.
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This is the Unites States
Air Force.
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You've entered restricted
airspace,
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and are being intercepted
by an armed air defense fighter.
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Acknowledge immediately.
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Oh, acknowledge this.
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Fuck you, man.
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What the hell are you doin�
out there, man?
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What are you doin�, man?
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Oh, we goin� down, boy!
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Oh, Siri, call the hospital, man.
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It's getting cold
and my belly aches.
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Huh?
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Hmm. Mm.
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Ugh, god dammit.
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Oh! Fuck, that was nice!
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Yar, I finally got me booty!
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Yar! Shake sands, babies!
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Yar, there's a red scallywag
trying to pirate us pirates!
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-Where are my paper clips?
-I don't know.
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I'm sorry I did all that stuff
back there.
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Please, I fucked up.
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Just, please, help me.
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I'm just trying to do my job!
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Thank God, finally.
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What the fuck?
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�If thou wishes to obtain
the paper clips,
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thoueth shall come to 221
Meep Boulevard,
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apartment 17-B."�
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Wait a second,
that's my apartment complex.
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Hello?
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Hello, Allan.
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Are you looking for these?
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Wait, it was you who bought up
all the paper clips?
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It was all a ruse,
you pathetic little ant.
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For, you see, I, the landlord,
was the mastermind
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the entire time!
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Every single thing
that's happened to you
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over the last 24 hours
was orchestrated by me
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and my insane mind!
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Wait, so even when I got robbed,
that was you?
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Yes, all delicately coordinated
beforehand,
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using paid actors
and animatronics.
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What about the skeleton
chopping off the Bigfoot's head?
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Yes, all me.
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The whole thing cost me
$750,000,
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and over eight months
of planning,
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just to lead you right here
into the palm of my hands.
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Why would you do this?
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To make one simple request.
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Okay, what is it?
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I was just wondering if you
wanted to hang out with me,
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and smoke weed and fill
out bellies with diet soda,
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and play Burnout Revenge
for the PS2.
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How about I come knock
your block off,
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and take those paper clips
from you?
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Uh, uh, uh!
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If you lay your filthy paws
on me,
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I'll blow this entire city
to smithereens!
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So what will it be, Allan?
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Ha, I'm totally
pawning you, dude,
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this is embarrassing!
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You're not even trying.
C-- come on!
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Really try to actually beat me
this time.
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I am trying.
You keep ramming me.
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No, you-- you're not actually
trying, are you?
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I mean, maybe if you
really, really tried.
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These paper clips
are absolutely perfect
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for tinkering with any machine
I've come across.
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By the way,
I'm not a flashback.
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I actually died
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like not long after you
left my store.
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Anyways, I should be getting
back to hell now.
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You suck!
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It's like
you're not even playing!
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What the--
What have you done?
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I turned off your bomb,
you psycho.
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I have brought great dishonor
to my ancestors.
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Dude, that job we just
went up to,
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the one we
just got back from,
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that was probably the coolest,
and-- and craziest,
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and most fun adventure
we've ever got.
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00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,771
Yep, I-- I agree, Charlie,
I think-- I think
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00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,356
I'm completely changed
after that.
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00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,566
And yeah, I think we--
we won't be able to beat it.
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00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,734
It was just
the best one ever.
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00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,694
The best adventure yet.
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00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:11,903
-Ever. Yeah.
-Yup, yup.
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00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,697
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Boss.
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00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,740
I got those paper clips
you wanted.
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Oh. Thanks, Allan!
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00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,911
Well, like I promised,
here's your reward.
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00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,413
Open your hands up, son.
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That's a little version of me,
Allan.
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I want you to have it.
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00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,214
Uh, I--
I don't really want this.
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I mean, I'll-- I'll take it
if you don't want it, Allan.
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00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,469
-Uh--
-If you don't want that.
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00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,929
I mean, yeah, for sure, here.
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-Thanks, man.
-Take it.
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00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,723
I'll put it right there.
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00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,432
I-- uh, if that's alright
with you, Mr. Boss.
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00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,726
If Charlie has it instead.
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00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,437
I-- I mean you already
gave it to him,
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but it's your gift, man.
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Do whatever you want with it.
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You wanna-- yeah.
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Allan! You will hang out
with me again!
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Goblin caught on tape.
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