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Downloaded from
YTS.MX
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(creepy sounds)
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Official YIFY movies site:
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(xylophone dinging)
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Made by other people.
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(upbeat music)
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(music continues with sinister tones)
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(car noises)
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(car stopping)
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(bag rustling)
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(bag rustling)
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(phone ringing)
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(sighing)
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(phone ringing)
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(phone hanging up)
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(phone notification)
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(phone ringing)
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Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, hey. What's up?
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So when are you coming home?
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Mm... Well...
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It's Friday.
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I know. You just. You've been out all day.
I'm so tired-
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I know, but Friday is when
I make the big money, you know?
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I know, I could, I could just
use a little break, you know?
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Right.
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How's it going?
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Good. Good. She's napping now. Finally.
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Oh my god. It took forever to get her down.
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Mmm.
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Can I talk to her?
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No. I just told you she's sleeping.
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(laughing)
Right.
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Seriously babe..
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(laughing)
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So classic.
- I know.
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I need a break, alright?
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I know. I need a break too.
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Okay, listen,
I'm going to fly through this night.
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I'm gonna get home, you know,
and then I'll...
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I'll see you in the morning, okay?
- Okay.
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Wait wait! What's going on with the WiFi?
It's not working. I need it.
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Just uhhh... Did you restart it?
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Yeah yeah. A bunch of times.
It just says no signal.
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Did you pay that one?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
- Yeah yeah yeah.
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Just use uh...
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I'll check it out when I get home,
but just use the girl's upstairs.
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Okay, I'll try it.
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I don't know the password.
It's her dog's name.
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Well I hope we see you... soon.
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Okay. Me too. Me, too.
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We miss you. Okay?
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I love you.
- Bye babe. Love you. Bye.
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(rain hitting window)
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What are you looking at? Hm?
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(app chime)
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(drinking)
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(app chime)
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(car engine stalling)
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(car engine stalling)
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Come on man.
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(car engine stalling)
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Come on. What are you doing?
Right now?
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Let me do this.
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(car engine stalling)
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(car engine revving)
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Thank you. Thank you.
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(music)
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Thank you.
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(jet engine)
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...next time you move your fucking bags!
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Fuck you!
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(door closes)
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Nick?
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Yes. Hi. Sorry about that.
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No baggage?
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No. No bags.
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Hey, do you mind if I smoke in here?
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No, go for it.
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Really?
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Yeah man.
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You know, most drivers say no.
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As long as you tip me man,
I don't really give a fuck.
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A libertarian. I like it.
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(truck horn)
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(annoying singing)
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So uh, how long you been
doing this for?
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Driving?
- Yeah.
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Now, a couple months.
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So it's not like your
main thing or whatever?
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Just kind of between shit right now.
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This guy doesn't know how to drive
he's stuck in fucking traffic.
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It's getting hotter and hotter in here. I
don't think this guy has air conditioning.
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Can you turn the AC on any higher?
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It's maxed out.
- Turn it maxer than max.
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It's shitty. I'm sorry.
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(tense music)
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You like it?
- Well today's been pretty rough.
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Put in a little bit more effort
if you want more tips.
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Little things. Little little tiny things.
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Like have a little bit of water.
- I don't know. Or offer Kleenex.
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Maybe clean up this fucking car
once in a while.
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It's dirty in here. Good heavens.
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Baby wipes or hand sanitizer.
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I'll get like a convenience store
set up back there.
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I can't keep being sarcastic,
but actually that's a good idea.
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No no.
It's cool.
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That's customer service.
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You're in the service business.
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I'm in the money business.
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What about the people?
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What about the people?
- The customers, how are they?
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I bust my balls all day long -
Yeah right.
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- Come home and have nothing to show for it.
- You don't have any balls to bust.
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Oh my god! You almost hit that car.
- That one? That's parked ma'am.
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You're not focusing.
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Oh shoot. Um, I actually, I just I forgot
something that I really needed to bring.
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You have to put in the app.
I can't, I can't go back.
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They don't get out of hand?
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But it's, this like, It's going
to take five -
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It's not... I can't go back!
I can't go back.
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Honestly, people can do
whatever they want back there.
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(annoying singing)
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As long as they pay me.
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It's going to take two seconds.
- It doesn't fucking matter I can't do it!
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(overlapping shouting)
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Alright man. Take care.
- You too. Take it easy.
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(music intensifies)
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Yo!
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(music crescendoes)
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So you want me to stop here?
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Yeah, man.
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Listen, I, uh, work for a startup
that's looking for people,
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and I think you might be the right fit.
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What kind of startup?
- It's an app, like like that one.
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So it's like, the same thing I'm doing now.
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(chuckles)
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Well, no, no. Um.
It pays a lot better for one.
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Plus, there's a signing bonus
if you sign on tonight.
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How much better is the pay?
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A lot.
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That's all I care about man.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah. I'm talking $4-5,000 in a night.
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If you have the right attitude,
which you do.
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$4-5,000?
- Yeah.
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In one night?
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Fuck off. 4, 5... How am I supposed
to get $4-5,000 in one night?
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Our customers are looking for
a certain level of experience
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and they are willing to pay for it.
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In this car?
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This, this, this car would be alright
for driving people like that?
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Well, slow down-
Look I got a rip here, look at this.
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It's - it's not about that.
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It's about...
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You know what it's about?
It's about freedom.
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Your freedom. Your customer's freedom.
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Freedom to earn the way
you want however that is.
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Is it legal?
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Listen man, you do not need
to decide right now.
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I know I just gave you a lot.
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Think about it. And when you're ready,
you give me a call any time, okay?
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Until then, you know, good luck
with what you're doing right now.
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I wish you all the best, okay? I really do.
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(door closes)
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(music)
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(phone ringtone)
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(phone ringing)
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Hi there. Thanks for calling VRMR.
- Hi yeah I'm just wondering-
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If you're a customer, press 1.
If you're a driver press 2.
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If you're calling to set up an account-
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(phone beep)
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Cool. For account information, please
refer to the “My Account” tab on the app.
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For customer complaints, press 1.
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If you're calling to
report an accident press 2.
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Speak to a representative.
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If you're calling about something else-
Speak to a representative.
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Have you tried our website?
There's tons of useful information-
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Speak to a representative!
Speak to a representative!
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Speak to a representative!
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Sounds like you want to speak
to a representative.
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Just hang tight. One of our team
members will get to you real soon.
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(hold music playing)
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(sighs)
(ringing)
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Hello and thank you for calling VRMR.
This is employee ID #5431224F4.
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Can I have your driver's number, please?
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Yeah, I'm 56028856-B.
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56028856-D.
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56-B. B.
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56-V as in Victor.
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No, B.
- P as in Peter?
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(laughs)
(head honks car horn)
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B as in, uh,
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a bumblebee.
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56028856-B as in Bravo. Thank you.
And what was the reason for your call?
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I just want to know when
my next payout is. That's all.
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It looks like you just received a payment
of $764.36 two days ago.
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Yeah, I just want to know
when my next one is.
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For drivers on our basic plan
payments are once a week,
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as stated in our terms
and conditions on our website.
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Is there any way to get that sooner?
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If you wanted to upgrade your account,
platinum drivers receive daily payouts.
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How much is that?
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That is $100.
- A hundred bucks?
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Per week.
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Did you want to upgrade now?
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Um...
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Platinum drivers receive
a number of other perks.
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Priority bidding on new jobs,
discount insurance rates,
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and 1.25 cents of regular unleaded
at affiliate gas stations.
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Yeah. No thanks.
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Okay, I think that's it for me.
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If you take advantage now,
there's a one time offer-
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That's it. Thank you. That's it for me.
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Thank you for calling VRMR.
There will be a short survey after the call
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I would appreciate a 5 star review.
Vroom vroom drive on-
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Okay. Bye.
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(music)
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(pump clicking)
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(pump clicking)
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I better come home with a guy.
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(excited laughter)
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00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:41,920
You always do! Stop it you always do.
- Don't tell anyone.
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How many shots did you take?
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I took two. but you're a lightweight.
- Why did you give me so many?
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Sorry, you kept wanting them
so I'll keep pouring.
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We said we're getting fucked tonight,
so might as well.
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Both ways.
Both ways.
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Ugh.
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You don't look so good.
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Hey.
- Oh my god, you're wasted.
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I'm wasted.
- Stop. You little lightweight.
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I'm wasted.
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(laughter)
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Uh... I'm puke.
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Puke?
- Oh my god no, don't puke.
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I think I need to.
- She's okay. She's okay.
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Please don't puke in my car.
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She's not going to puke.
- You're good you're good.
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I'm going to.
- Hold on. Hold on.
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Let me pull over.
- No, we're okay. Keep driving. We're fine.
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I need to puke.
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Don’t puke. Don’t puke.
Everything's alright.
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You're not gonna puke.
Please don't puke.
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If you puke, I'm going to puke.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me pull over.
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Listen to your friend.
Listen to your friend.
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Everything's good, don't puke, don't puke.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Oh god oh god.
(puking)
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Oh God oh God.
(puking)
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Get the fuck out.
255
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,870
Are you crazy?
We can't get out here.
256
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,540
You fucking puked in my car.
Get the fuck out of here!
257
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,670
Okay! Well she's sick. We need to go home.
- I don't give a fuck!
258
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,030
Fuck you!
- Fuck off!
259
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,740
Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
260
00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:53,530
Fuck you!
261
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,950
Get the fuck out.
262
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,200
Get the fuck out!
- Let's go, he's a psycho.
263
00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:58,200
Fuck you.
- Asshole.
264
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,370
Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
265
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,710
Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
266
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,210
(door slams)
267
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:13,180
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
268
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,430
(music)
269
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,770
(spraying)
270
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:24,850
(gagging and coughing)
271
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:29,360
(gagging and coughing)
272
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:30,940
(spraying)
273
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:35,910
(door slams)
274
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200
(door slams)
275
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:17,700
(keys jingling)
276
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,460
(car parking)
277
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:07,620
(phone dialing)
278
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:09,580
Hello?
279
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,380
Nick?
280
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,540
Yes.
281
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,630
Hey. Um...
282
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,630
What?
283
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,920
Yeah. I gave you a ride
a little while ago.
284
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,610
I'm the guy that picked
you up from the airport.
285
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,680
Oh yeah. Hey, man, what took you so long?
286
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:52,710
(clears throat)
287
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:53,790
Excuse me.
288
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,340
Hey.
289
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,800
Hey.
290
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,180
Excuse me.
291
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,230
Um...
292
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:13,060
I just want to know if
I'm in the right place.
293
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,820
(dogs barking)
294
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,070
Oh...
295
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,330
(door opening)
296
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,250
Hello. Hello.
297
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,670
Okay...
298
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,340
(bags rustling)
299
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,250
This is...
300
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,670
Sorry about that.
- Oh, that's all good.
301
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,260
I'm just very happy that you called.
302
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:45,390
Got timed out of the app?
- Yeah. Um...
303
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:46,760
That's a bummer.
- Yeah.
304
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:50,980
Well, the good news is that we are just
pop, pop popping for customers right now,
305
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:53,060
and absolutely slammed for drivers.
306
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,360
So if you are ready to go tonight,
we can get the app on the phone.
307
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,070
And then ching-ching-ching
you will be earning in no time.
308
00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:04,200
And then you said something
about a signing bonus?
309
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:05,950
Yes, Yes. Good memory. Yeah.
310
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,790
$100, as soon as you finish the first job.
311
00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:11,460
$1000 if you work for more than 6 hours.
312
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:12,710
$1000?
- 6 hours though.
313
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,630
You gotta work for 6 hours.
314
00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:19,090
Like I said, you could pull in
4-5K tonight if that's what you want.
315
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:22,850
Look, it seems like you need to think
things through, so I can just go-
316
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:26,890
No, no, no. I'm here. We might as well,
might as well go ahead with it.
317
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,810
Okay.
- What is it, in the App Store?
318
00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:31,640
Uh, no, it's you know,
it's actually a private website,
319
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,530
so you're going to have to give that to me.
320
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,020
There you go.
- Thank you.
321
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:42,320
So I'm just going to download the app,
so just give me a second here.
322
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,450
This is our...
323
00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:47,450
Yeah, there you go.
And then, yep.
324
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:51,200
Download, download,
download, download... complete.
325
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,330
There we go. And so this is where you write
in your information.
326
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:59,340
Name. Date of birth. Um...
327
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,710
You can skip, you know,
most of the other ones.
328
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,800
We do need your banking info
SO we can pay you.
329
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:06,510
We can figure out the rest on our end.
330
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,640
Great.
331
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,970
So then yeah, just hit sign up.
332
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,350
Okay, that is our terms of service.
333
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:17,230
It is very long.
You don't have to read it.
334
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,980
It's just I agree to blah blah blah.
335
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:22,650
User privacy, blah blah blah.
Zero liability, blah blah blah.
336
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:26,860
And then, all the way...
And then just click “I have read”.
337
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,820
And then “I agree”.
338
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:33,660
Okay...
- And then this is the fun part, actually.
339
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,960
Oh! You're in!
(app chime)
340
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,250
That's it?
- That's it. It's been a slice.
341
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,040
Okay... I think.
342
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,710
Yep. Okay.
343
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,550
Oh, right.
344
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,390
There's a few uh... policies
that we should go over.
345
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,600
If I can get your full attention.
346
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,350
First of all, listen
to what the app tells you to do.
347
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,270
Always.
348
00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:57,690
Second of all,
never talk to the customers.
349
00:23:57,690 --> 00:24:00,190
What if they wanted to-
Shut the fuck up and listen right now.
350
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,980
Thirdly, if you turn down a job,
you are done for the night.
351
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:08,160
Fourthly, if you quit in the middle
of the job, you lose all your money.
352
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,280
Lastly, and most importantly:
353
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,530
You have fun. Okay?
(laughs)
354
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:13,540
Ciao!
355
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,700
(door slams)
356
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,430
(app chime)
357
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,050
New job.
358
00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:33,600
(app chime)
359
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:35,720
Proceed to the roadway.
360
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,520
(car engine stalling)
361
00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,360
Proceed to the roadway.
362
00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:45,530
(car engine stalling)
363
00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:47,610
Proceed to the roadway.
364
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,410
(car engine stalling)
365
00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:53,870
Proceed to the roadway.
- I'm trying. I'm trying.
366
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,460
Proceed to the roadway.
367
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:01,630
(car engine sputtering)
368
00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:03,670
Proceed to the roadway.
369
00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:07,010
(app noises)
370
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,300
Proceed to the roadway.
371
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:11,800
(car engine revving)
372
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:25,820
(turn signal)
373
00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:34,450
In 10 meters turn right.
374
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,830
No map?
375
00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:39,000
Turn right.
376
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,210
(app chimes)
377
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:52,800
Turn right.
378
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,510
(app chimes)
379
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760
Missed turn!
380
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,430
(sad noises)
381
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,680
What?!
- Deduction.
382
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,480
Deduction. Deduction.
383
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,150
50 bucks?
384
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:08,730
'Cause I missed this fucking turn?
- Turn left.
385
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,280
(turn signal)
386
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:13,530
Wrong way. Deduction.
387
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,610
Are you kidding me?
388
00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:15,700
Deduction.
389
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,370
100 bucks?
390
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,000
Turn right.
391
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,500
Right. Okay, right.
392
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,290
I'm going right.
393
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,750
(turn signal)
394
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,010
(app chimes)
395
00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:32,050
Proceed ahead.
396
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,680
Okay. Straight. Okay.
397
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,010
Okay.
398
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,390
100 bucks gone.
399
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,310
(ominous music)
400
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,900
Stop here.
401
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,490
Stop here.
402
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,450
Stop here.
403
00:26:58,620 --> 00:26:59,620
(app chimes)
404
00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:01,750
Please wait.
405
00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:05,080
(car parking)
406
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,800
Please wait.
407
00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:21,720
Please wait.
408
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,150
Please wait.
409
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:41,910
Please wait.
410
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,000
(window rolling down)
411
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:45,830
Am I here for you?
412
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:50,840
Please wait.
413
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,420
(door closes)
414
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,420
Proceed to the roadway.
415
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,630
(car engine starting)
416
00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:58,930
(app chimes)
417
00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:47,230
Could you not look back here?
418
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,240
So we going to
a costume party tonight?
419
00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:25,630
I really don't think you're
supposed to be talking to me.
420
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,320
Sorry, it's actually my very first day.
I'm sorry I forgot about that.
421
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,280
Not only first day. First pickup.
You're my first pickup.
422
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,180
In 10 meters, turn right.
423
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,600
Turn right.
424
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:16,770
Turn right.
425
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,070
This car has bad vibes.
426
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,780
(app chimes)
427
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:22,030
Bad vibes?
428
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:22,780
Mhmm.
429
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:23,950
(zipping)
430
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,740
Yeah it smells in here.
431
00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,080
Oh.
432
00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:29,790
(sighs)
433
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,460
Yeah.
These uh...
434
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:36,080
These chicks puked in my car.
Like, 2 hours ago.
435
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:39,340
One chick blew chunks all over the place.
436
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:42,470
Ew. No. Okay. It's not that.
It's. It's more like...
437
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:43,630
(sniffs)
438
00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:45,220
Toast or...
439
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:46,300
(sniffs)
440
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,680
Eggs maybe?
441
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:50,640
Oh.
- Yeah.
442
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:51,890
Weird.
443
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,820
(window opening)
444
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,320
In 10 meters, turn right.
445
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,030
(snorting)
446
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,540
Turn right.
447
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:13,540
(app chimes)
448
00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,000
Turn left.
449
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,380
(app chimes)
450
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,310
Stop here.
451
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,240
(app chimes)
452
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:50,700
Here?
453
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:55,870
Thanks.
454
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,040
(door closes)
455
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,800
(knocking)
456
00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:15,980
(window opening)
457
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,600
Hey, um...
458
00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:21,650
I know this is probably
against the rules and stuff,
459
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:25,110
um, but do you think
you could maybe wait for me?
460
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:28,610
Uh...
461
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,490
I really, I really won't be that long.
462
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:34,160
I'll make it worth your while.
463
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:35,580
(clears throat)
464
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,880
Fine. Yeah, sure. We'll try it. Yeah.
465
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,710
Okay. I won't be,
like 30 minutes tops.
466
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,260
30.
- Thank you.
467
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,420
Okay.
468
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:58,190
(intense industrial music)
469
00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:08,360
(window closing)
470
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,200
(app chimes)
471
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,450
Job complete.
472
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:15,830
(app chimes)
473
00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:22,250
(app chimes)
474
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,380
(app chimes)
475
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:27,550
New job.
476
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,970
Please accept.
477
00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:40,140
Please accept.
478
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:43,560
(sighs)
479
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,190
10...
480
00:33:47,190 --> 00:33:49,070
9...
481
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,320
8...
482
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,070
7...
483
00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:54,870
6...
484
00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:56,870
5...
485
00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:58,450
4...
486
00:33:58,450 --> 00:33:59,910
3...
487
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,370
2...
488
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:03,750
Proceed to the roadway.
489
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,550
Proceed to the roadway.
490
00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:10,010
(sighs)
491
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,140
Proceed to the roadway.
492
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,010
10...
493
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,680
9...
494
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,470
8...
495
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,100
7...
496
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,690
6...
497
00:34:23,690 --> 00:34:25,650
5...
498
00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:27,270
4...
499
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:28,980
3...
500
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,690
2...
501
00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:32,450
1...
502
00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:37,620
Deduction. Deduction. Deduction.
503
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:38,780
I'm sorry.
504
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,750
Deduction.
505
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,960
(app chimes)
506
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,630
In 10 meters turn left.
507
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,630
Please wait.
508
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,840
(music)
509
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,010
Please wait.
510
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,940
Please wait.
511
00:35:06,350 --> 00:35:07,520
(door opens)
512
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:11,070
(door closes)
513
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,450
Proceed to the roadway.
514
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:29,380
(app chimes)
515
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,050
Stop here.
516
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,970
Stop here.
517
00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:40,560
(app chimes)
518
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,430
(door rattling)
519
00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:49,650
Hey buddy. How's it going tonight?
520
00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:53,110
Proceed to the roadway.
521
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:57,410
(app chimes)
522
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,450
Oh, fuck.
523
00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:04,290
Dammit.
524
00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:07,870
You know what?
525
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,420
I think I'd be good at this.
526
00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:13,050
How long you been driving for?
527
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,090
Hey.
528
00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:18,260
I'm talking to you.
529
00:36:20,050 --> 00:36:21,600
Me?
- Yes! I'm talking to you.
530
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,390
You're the only fucker in this taxi.
531
00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:27,480
Can I talk?
532
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,150
What?
- Can I talk?
533
00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:31,730
Oh, sorry. Did I miss something?
534
00:36:31,730 --> 00:36:33,860
No, no, I just. I'm not supposed to talk.
535
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,360
I'm not supposed to talk to the-
536
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,950
Oh, no, I know. I know you're not.
537
00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:40,200
My fault. My fault.
538
00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,740
“I can't talk.”
539
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:45,160
“I can't talk to the customers.”
540
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,830
Yeah, we know. Whatever.
541
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,830
Just listen. You see that little machine?
Just listen to your fucking machine.
542
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,920
Anyways... fuck...
543
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:57,980
So how long you been doing this shit for?
544
00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:03,720
Uh, driving with this app?
545
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:04,720
Yeah.
546
00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:07,930
Your little robot boss. Is that your robot?
Is that, is that your God?
547
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:11,190
It is. Yeah.
- Does it let you take piss breaks?
548
00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:14,020
Uh, no, actually, I don't think so.
549
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:19,320
But it's my first night. I haven't really
figured out how to use it completely.
550
00:37:19,490 --> 00:37:22,030
Oh no. Oh, my God!
I took your virginity.
551
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,620
Is that what the spot is here
on the, on the backseat?
552
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:26,750
I popped your cherry!
- Yeah, man.
553
00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,160
(passenger laughs)
554
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:30,620
I'm just kidding man.
I'm just kidding.
555
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,210
Yeah. Yeah.
556
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:36,920
So what did you do before this?
557
00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:39,880
I just worked in an office.
558
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,630
What? What?
559
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,640
So why are you here?
Were you fucking your boss's wife?
560
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,770
No. Uh.
561
00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:49,230
They just...
It was a classic merge, right?
562
00:37:49,390 --> 00:37:50,390
Oh!
563
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:56,940
I became redundant after someone else
was better at my job basically.
564
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,820
Oh, man. Aren't we all?
565
00:37:58,990 --> 00:38:02,110
We we we're all what's that?
Obsolete.
566
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,530
Planned obsolescence.
Yeah yeah yeah...
567
00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:08,830
Aren't we all, man?
568
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,870
So um...
569
00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:14,920
What - what do you do?
What's your story?
570
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,710
I'm in sales.
I'm in sales.
571
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,220
Business is not what it used
to be, believe me.
572
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,680
Fucking... You know what
I blame? Internet.
573
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:29,350
The fucking - the fucking
internet fucked me.
574
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,390
Remember the days before the internet,
575
00:38:31,390 --> 00:38:34,600
When everybody was an individual
and everyone had their own personalities.
576
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,360
Everybody was like a real human being.
And what do you got now?
577
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,650
Everyone's exactly the fucking same.
578
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:42,860
Everyone's the same.
579
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:47,450
Everyone likes the same shit,
does the same stuff. You know?
580
00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,540
They're they're - They're just -
581
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,120
They replaced their brains.
582
00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:54,670
Yeah! You are what you do.
583
00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:55,580
You are what you do.
584
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,040
You fucking are what you do.
585
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,960
What does that mean?
- You're asking me?
586
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,320
Yeah.
- Are you going to tell me?
587
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,070
I’m going to fucking tell you,
because you don’t fucking know. I know.
588
00:39:05,090 --> 00:39:08,680
Like, look at me.
I'm selling, making deals and shit.
589
00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:10,600
What does that make me?
590
00:39:10,770 --> 00:39:13,940
I become a pusher.
I'm a fucking pusher. Admitted.
591
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:14,940
What do you do?
592
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:18,270
You drive around car all day,
speeding around, driving around.
593
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,520
You're a fucking car.
594
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:21,650
You are car.
595
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:25,070
And then you got these fuckers
on the computer all the time.
596
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,450
And what are they?
597
00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:28,780
They become like part of the machine.
598
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,160
They're cogs, like in a clock.
599
00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:34,500
You ever break open a clock as a kid?
Click, click, click, click, click...
600
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:37,830
Think of all the thousand
cogs clickity-clicking.
601
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,420
Okay, okay-
And all that shit. Click click click.
602
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,590
You want to be a single click
in a billion clicks?
603
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,470
But what am I supposed to do?
How can you not be a cog?
604
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:46,630
You're a cog, right?
605
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,800
No, I'm not a cog.
606
00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:51,720
Well how are you not a cog?
- I will never, ever be a tooth in a clock.
607
00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:53,980
I'm the cuckoo in the clock.
608
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:57,650
Okay, but then that's it's own cog itself-
No, that's not. That's completely unique.
609
00:39:57,810 --> 00:40:00,060
Okay. For example, why do you think
you really got fired?
610
00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:03,110
I told you earlier there was a merge-
EHRRR! Wrong.
611
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,990
Why is because you
were fucking replaceable.
612
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,450
There's a hundred million of you.
613
00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:11,950
And if you're a fucking, if you're a
fucking ding-dong clog like cog
614
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,950
like everybody else,
then you have no value.
615
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,960
And the minute you drop dead,
believe me,
616
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,790
another dude who looks just like you,
doing the same shit,
617
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,090
is going to step into your goddamn shoes.
618
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,380
That I guarantee.
619
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:26,930
So what you got to do, is you got
to find there's something that
620
00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,050
makes you special,
that people need you.
621
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,180
That's what I did.
622
00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:34,220
I'm special. I'll always be needed.
623
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,350
Maybe you can be special too.
624
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,980
Gift of wisdom, buddy.
625
00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:44,610
Just take that to the...
- Alright.
626
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:45,820
Take that up the street.
627
00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:47,820
In 10 meters, turn right.
628
00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:50,240
Okay. I think this is
my stop coming up here.
629
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,360
Let's do some business here.
630
00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:53,530
Turn right.
631
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,580
How do I look?
632
00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:00,380
You look good man.
- Thanks man.
633
00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:01,540
Stop here.
634
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,420
Okay. Yeah, right here.
635
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,220
Okay, look, just uh...
636
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:10,220
This is going to be a quickie, okay?
So just close your eyes.
637
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:13,010
Come on. Just do it.
638
00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:14,640
Really?
- Yeah, really.
639
00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:16,780
You want your eyes in my little bag?
- What do you got in there?
640
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,600
None of your fucking business.
641
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:22,810
You want to end up in my little bag?
Then mind your own fucking business.
642
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,280
Jesus Christ, nosy driver.
643
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,570
(app chimes)
644
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,490
Please wait.
645
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,450
What'd I tell you, man?
Keep your fucking eye shut.
646
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:33,910
They're closed!
647
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:41,370
Jesus, fucking amateur.
648
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:42,790
Please wait.
649
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,460
I'll be back.
650
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,420
(door closes)
651
00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:55,010
Please wait.
652
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,770
Please wait.
653
00:42:13,410 --> 00:42:15,450
Please wait.
654
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:18,910
(tapping)
655
00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:28,840
Please wait.
656
00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:38,720
Please wait.
657
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:50,940
Recalculating.
658
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,860
Turn left.
659
00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:00,080
Turn left.
660
00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:04,790
Turn left.
661
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,670
All right, buddy.
662
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,630
Good luck.
663
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,800
Turn left.
664
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:15,550
(app chimes)
665
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,970
Turn right.
666
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,350
(turn signal)
667
00:43:25,310 --> 00:43:26,650
Stop here.
668
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,150
Stop here.
669
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:32,780
(app chimes)
670
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,700
Please wait.
671
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,250
(ominous music)
672
00:43:46,670 --> 00:43:48,130
Please wait.
673
00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,100
Please wait.
674
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,310
Be ready.
675
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,690
Be ready.
676
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,280
Be ready.
677
00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:16,030
Be ready.
678
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:17,240
Be ready.
679
00:44:17,410 --> 00:44:21,120
Okay. Go go go go!
Let's go right now.
680
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,790
(tense music)
681
00:44:22,950 --> 00:44:24,450
Fucking rich son of a bitch.
682
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,970
Thought he was going to pull one
off on me? Fuck him. Fuck that.
683
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,840
In 10 meters, turn right.
- No. Go straight. Don't go right.
684
00:44:32,210 --> 00:44:33,340
Turn right.
685
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,720
Don't fucking turn there! Go straight!
686
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,970
I gotta listen to the app.
- Come on, man!
687
00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:41,390
Okay. Take a left at this next light.
Try and take a left here,
688
00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:43,110
I have to go straight.
- Oh come on man!
689
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:45,220
Dude, I'm sorry.
I have to listen to the app.
690
00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:46,230
No you don't!
- I have to.
691
00:44:46,390 --> 00:44:47,600
In 10 meters, turn right.
692
00:44:47,770 --> 00:44:50,450
I you go this way your going to
bring me back to where we came from!
693
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,900
I have to!
- God dammit!
694
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,060
(tires squealing)
695
00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:54,830
You got to learn to
think for yourself man.
696
00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:57,280
What have we been talking
about for the last hour?
697
00:44:57,450 --> 00:44:58,450
Jesus fuck.
698
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,570
Are you going the right way?
699
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:04,290
I'm just following instructions.
700
00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:07,010
What are the instructions?
- It says go straight. I'm going straight.
701
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,080
Do you even know what the-
702
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,560
It doesn't fucking matter!
If I don't follow it, it takes away-
703
00:45:10,670 --> 00:45:11,920
What if it's fucking broken?!
704
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,300
You're supposed to use it as a fucking -
So that's why you use the app?
705
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,880
You're supposed to use it as a guide.
706
00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:19,630
Okay. turn here.
- I can't man.
707
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,700
You got to turn here.
- I have to fucking go straight-
708
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,550
Just do this one for me!
709
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,930
Every time I do something
wrong I get a deduction!
710
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,100
Go left right now.
Slow down! Take a left!
711
00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:28,310
Oh fuck you fucking -
712
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,810
Last time I fucked up-
- I don't want to hear about it!
713
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:32,980
I get deducted every
fucking wrong thing I do.
714
00:45:33,150 --> 00:45:35,190
I have to follow the app. That's it!
715
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,240
You get me pinched man,
you are in a big fucking trouble.
716
00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:40,510
You hear that?
(police sirens)
717
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:42,490
Cool down man.
- You hear that?
718
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:43,450
Stop here.
719
00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:46,370
(police sirens)
720
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:48,000
Don't make any freaky moves.
721
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,460
How would they know?
I'm just driving a taxi.
722
00:45:53,080 --> 00:46:01,080
(police siren approaching)
723
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:09,310
(police siren passing)
724
00:46:09,390 --> 00:46:11,350
Proceed ahead.
725
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:21,400
Okay.
See this next street here?
726
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,740
Take a left.
Take a left at this street here.
727
00:46:24,570 --> 00:46:26,530
Oh fuck! What the fuck's wrong with you?!
728
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,580
Are you that fucking stupid!
729
00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:31,370
I don't want you to think anymore.
You're the fucking wheel.
730
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:32,540
I’m the fucking brains.
731
00:46:32,710 --> 00:46:35,210
This next one. Take a fucking left!
732
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,670
Oh, my fucking God.
You are a fucking cog.
733
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,260
You are a virgin driver.
734
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,470
You're a fucking ding-dong. Goddamn it.
735
00:46:42,630 --> 00:46:44,720
I got the worst fucking
driver in the world.
736
00:46:45,510 --> 00:46:46,760
God damn!
737
00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:49,060
In 10 meters, stop the car.
738
00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,890
No, do not fucking stop there!
739
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,850
Stop here.
- Man I thought we were cool!
740
00:46:55,190 --> 00:46:56,900
Jesus Christ.
741
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,440
(app chimes)
742
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,690
I thought we were cool, man.
743
00:47:05,110 --> 00:47:06,530
(app noises)
744
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,410
(exasperated sound)
745
00:47:10,540 --> 00:47:11,580
You see?
746
00:47:12,870 --> 00:47:14,500
You are what you do.
747
00:47:16,330 --> 00:47:18,130
Fuck.
748
00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:19,630
(banging)
749
00:47:22,210 --> 00:47:23,210
(door slams)
750
00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:26,800
Wow.
751
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,270
Oh for fuck's sake.
752
00:47:38,270 --> 00:47:39,270
(knocking)
753
00:47:40,730 --> 00:47:42,190
What?
754
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,440
(window opening)
755
00:47:44,490 --> 00:47:46,610
What?
- Listen, no hard feelings.
756
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,660
This job makes me crazy,
you know what I mean?
757
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:49,450
Yeah.
758
00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,540
Hey, look...
(rustling)
759
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,450
This is for you.
760
00:47:52,450 --> 00:47:53,450
What is this?
761
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,810
A little pick-me-up.
You know, you might need it for later.
762
00:47:55,830 --> 00:47:57,330
Thank you.
763
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,920
And here.
Would you get rid of this for me?
764
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920
What the fuck is this?
765
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,260
Don't worry. Just - just
fucking get rid of it.
766
00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,970
Oh fuck...
767
00:48:12,970 --> 00:48:14,310
Yo!
768
00:48:14,310 --> 00:48:16,850
Your bag.
769
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,770
Your - your bag!
770
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,690
That's not my bag.
771
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,610
What am I supposed to do with it?
772
00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:26,070
I don't know?
773
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,860
Consult your app!
774
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,960
Proceed ahead.
775
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:50,090
Proceed ahead.
776
00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,390
(sighs)
777
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,770
(eerie music)
778
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,320
Stop here.
779
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,410
Stop here.
780
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:19,750
(app chimes)
781
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:24,920
Discard the bag.
782
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,300
(tense music)
783
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,300
Discard the bag.
784
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,020
Discard the bag.
785
00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:48,570
Discard the bag.
786
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,790
Discard the bag.
787
00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:05,130
Discard the bag.
788
00:50:09,670 --> 00:50:11,510
10...
789
00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:13,380
9...
790
00:50:13,390 --> 00:50:14,970
8...
791
00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,930
7...
792
00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:18,720
6...
793
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,520
5...
794
00:50:38,990 --> 00:50:39,830
(app chimes)
795
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,210
Job complete.
796
00:50:41,370 --> 00:50:44,500
(app chimes)
797
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:57,850
(package crinkling)
798
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,470
(package crinkling)
799
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,430
(rustling)
800
00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:02,910
(rustling)
801
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,830
(sighs)
802
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:15,300
(exhales)
803
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:16,220
(app chimes)
804
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:18,340
New job.
805
00:52:21,970 --> 00:52:23,270
New job.
806
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,980
Proceed to the roadway.
807
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,480
(car engine starting)
808
00:52:42,370 --> 00:52:44,790
Turn left.
809
00:52:49,290 --> 00:52:50,580
(turn signal)
810
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,460
(app chimes)
811
00:53:08,230 --> 00:53:08,890
(app chimes)
812
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:10,810
Stop here.
813
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,440
Stop here.
814
00:53:18,150 --> 00:53:19,240
(app chimes)
815
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:35,710
(app chimes)
816
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,170
Move to the back.
817
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,140
Move to the back.
818
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:55,190
Move to the back.
819
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,570
(door closes)
820
00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:04,950
(app chimes)
821
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,120
(door closes)
822
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,370
(app chimes)
823
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,130
Hit the man.
824
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,550
Hit the man.
825
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:23,720
Hit the man.
826
00:54:27,930 --> 00:54:29,350
Hit the man.
827
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,850
(app noises increasing in speed)
828
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,190
Hit the man.
829
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,400
10...
830
00:54:39,570 --> 00:54:41,200
9...
- Just do it.
831
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,110
8...
832
00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:45,110
7...
833
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,990
6...
834
00:54:46,990 --> 00:54:49,080
5...
835
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,830
4...
836
00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:52,710
3...
837
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,080
Hit the man in the face.
838
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,460
It's okay.
839
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,170
Hit the man in the face.
840
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:04,640
Just do it.
841
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,220
Just get it done.
842
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,020
Hit the man in the face.
843
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:12,810
Come on. Just do it.
844
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,520
10...
845
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,270
9...
846
00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:21,650
8...
7...
847
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:23,030
(punches)
(app chimes)
848
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,860
(ominous music)
849
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,620
(heavy breathing)
850
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,620
Hit the man again.
851
00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:38,840
Again.
852
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:42,760
Again.
853
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,760
Again.
854
00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:51,310
10...
855
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,060
9...
856
00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:54,930
8...
857
00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:56,940
7...
858
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:58,810
6...
859
00:55:58,810 --> 00:56:00,900
5...
860
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,780
4...
861
00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:04,700
3...
862
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:05,490
2...
863
00:56:05,650 --> 00:56:07,070
(punches)
(grunts)
864
00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,870
Again.
865
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,740
(punches)
(groans)
866
00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:14,750
Again.
867
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,710
(punches)
(groans)
868
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,540
Again.
869
00:56:19,330 --> 00:56:20,340
(punches)
(groans)
870
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,500
Again.
871
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,920
Again.
872
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:24,210
Again.
873
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,130
Again.
874
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:28,010
Again.
875
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:29,300
(repeated punches)
876
00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:33,850
Stop! Stop! Stop!
877
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,770
(heavy breathing)
878
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:37,980
(door slams)
879
00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:47,780
(app chimes)
880
00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:49,200
Job complete.
881
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:57,360
(app chimes)
882
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:08,050
Rest now.
883
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:11,600
Rest now.
884
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:16,520
Rest now.
885
00:57:19,940 --> 00:57:21,520
(spraying)
886
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,030
(rubbing)
887
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,370
(spraying)
888
00:57:33,370 --> 00:57:35,330
(rubbing)
889
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:51,970
(music)
890
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,100
(knocking)
891
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,150
(knocking)
892
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,410
(door closes)
893
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,750
(app chimes)
894
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,170
Rest over.
895
00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:10,460
New job.
896
00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:15,180
New job.
897
00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:20,600
Please accept.
898
00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:25,730
Please accept.
899
00:59:27,770 --> 00:59:29,780
(app chimes)
900
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:32,440
Proceed to the roadway.
901
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:39,120
I know, but that's a lot of money.
902
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,660
Proceed to the roadway.
903
00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:45,290
(sniffles)
904
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,380
(groans)
905
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,340
Proceed to the roadway.
906
00:59:55,180 --> 00:59:57,720
(package rustling)
907
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,680
Proceed to the roadway.
908
01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,650
Proceed to the roadway.
909
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:23,330
(car noises)
910
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:30,040
(sizzling)
911
01:00:32,050 --> 01:00:35,300
(chewing)
912
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,850
(ominous music)
913
01:00:55,190 --> 01:00:56,190
Stop here.
914
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:02,410
(app chimes)
915
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:03,790
Please wait.
916
01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,340
Please wait.
917
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,470
Please wait.
918
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:30,100
(door opens)
919
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:32,400
(door closes)
920
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,730
Proceed ahead.
921
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:34,900
Okay, let's go.
922
01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:37,490
(music intensifies)
923
01:02:14,150 --> 01:02:15,150
Let's go.
924
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:24,990
Turn right.
925
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,580
Right here. Right.
926
01:02:27,950 --> 01:02:28,950
(turn signal)
927
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:32,540
(app chimes)
928
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:36,920
Turn left.
929
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,380
Left here. Left.
930
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:41,880
(turn signal)
931
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,890
(app chimes)
932
01:02:47,010 --> 01:02:47,890
Turn right.
933
01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:49,980
Right here. Right right right.
934
01:02:51,270 --> 01:02:52,940
(turn signal)
935
01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:54,850
(app chimes)
936
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:57,610
Stop here.
937
01:02:57,610 --> 01:02:59,940
Stop here. Stop.
938
01:03:01,530 --> 01:03:02,320
(app chimes)
939
01:03:02,490 --> 01:03:03,490
Please wait.
940
01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:05,070
Okay, just wait here.
941
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:14,580
Please wait.
942
01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:15,670
(zipping, rustling)
943
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,720
Please wait.
944
01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:38,190
Please wait.
945
01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:49,620
Please wait.
946
01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:01,050
Please wait.
947
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,680
(sprays)
948
01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:13,140
Please wait.
949
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,530
Please wait.
950
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,160
Please wait.
951
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:38,420
(door opening)
952
01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:41,090
Yo Sis!
953
01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:43,250
Yo! Yo!
954
01:04:46,470 --> 01:04:47,470
Please wait.
955
01:04:47,510 --> 01:04:48,510
(door closes)
956
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:49,970
(door opens)
957
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,970
(street noises)
958
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:56,100
...in here. Yeah, there you go.
959
01:04:56,270 --> 01:04:57,390
Who's this?
960
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:01,440
Oh no, he's cool. He's harmless.
We're going to take you home, okay?
961
01:05:01,980 --> 01:05:03,440
One, two, three. Ready?
962
01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:07,200
Perfect. Scoot over.
Scoot over. Yes.
963
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,360
Please wait.
964
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:09,360
(door closes)
Okay.
965
01:05:09,610 --> 01:05:11,410
Proceed to the roadway.
966
01:05:11,570 --> 01:05:12,870
Okay, let's go.
967
01:05:13,030 --> 01:05:14,490
(music)
968
01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:31,840
Did you juice her?
969
01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:35,560
No man, she fucking came this way.
970
01:05:37,770 --> 01:05:40,230
...I think this isn't the way...
971
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,320
Oh really? Wait where did you
say your place was again?
972
01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:46,990
It's the other way.
973
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:48,530
Oh.
974
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:51,490
Can, can you like, turn around?
- Oh, no, no, no.
975
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:53,910
The man’s driving. Let him drive.
976
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,580
Can you just let me out?
I'll take the subway.
977
01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,120
Subway’s closed.
978
01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:03,880
No. Not yet.
(slurring)
979
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,670
Pull over...
- Oh, no.
980
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,050
Hey. Bro.
- Hey.
981
01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:09,470
Oh!
982
01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:11,510
Be careful. Okay?
983
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,890
What are you doing? Let me go.
984
01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:18,600
Let me go. Let me go. Let me out!
985
01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:21,640
You're good. Stay still.
986
01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:23,440
Ow! Fuck!
987
01:06:24,190 --> 01:06:25,270
(punches)
988
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,440
She fucking bit me.
989
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,880
Sis, don't fucking bruise her.
(punches)
990
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,940
Don't bruise her!
(screams in pain)
991
01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:31,110
Shit.
992
01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:32,740
(crying)
993
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,660
Just -
Will you fucking jab her?!
994
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,620
(screams in pain)
(punches)
995
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:41,330
Yo! What did I just -
You need to chill the fuck out.
996
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:44,040
Then fucking jab her! Fuck!
997
01:06:44,210 --> 01:06:47,960
(terrified screams)
- You're good you're good.
998
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,380
Let me go!
999
01:06:50,550 --> 01:06:51,930
(crying)
1000
01:06:54,890 --> 01:06:55,890
Shit.
1001
01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:05,980
(exhales)
1002
01:07:07,610 --> 01:07:09,230
Fucking hell.
1003
01:07:11,530 --> 01:07:12,990
(car engine revving)
1004
01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:14,990
Please wait.
1005
01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:17,080
Fuck Sis. You really let her have it.
1006
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,490
She fucking bit me.
1007
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:21,870
They're not going to take her.
- They'll take her.
1008
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,850
They're not going to fucking take her.
- They will.
1009
01:07:23,870 --> 01:07:25,830
They're not going to fucking take that!
1010
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,200
Just take the fucking picture.
1011
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,170
We'll see.
1012
01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:31,090
Yo, you think those are real?
1013
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,670
Get your hands out of the fucking shot.
1014
01:07:32,670 --> 01:07:34,800
Goddamn, fuck!
- Sorry.
1015
01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:37,720
(sighs)
1016
01:07:38,810 --> 01:07:39,810
(camera snaps)
1017
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:40,680
Please wait.
1018
01:07:40,850 --> 01:07:41,560
Got it?
1019
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:42,480
Yeah.
1020
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,080
Okay. What do you think
about the shoes? Are they real?
1021
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:45,370
I don't know anything about fucking shoes.
1022
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,850
Well 'cause they look designer.
1023
01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:49,980
Can we just fucking do this first, please?
- Yeah fine.
1024
01:07:49,980 --> 01:07:51,650
Just be a fucking professional for once.
1025
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:53,490
I said fine.
- Okay.
1026
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:56,570
(text message sending)
1027
01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:00,790
Please wait.
1028
01:08:14,050 --> 01:08:15,050
Yeah?
1029
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,340
Give me the fucking keys.
1030
01:08:21,220 --> 01:08:24,390
Give me your wallet.
You got a family right?
1031
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,230
Yeah.
- Yeah, a kid?
1032
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,040
You're gonna be cool, right?
- Okay. Yeah.
1033
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,820
Yeah. You know.
- Yeah, I do.
1034
01:08:32,820 --> 01:08:34,280
We're cool, man.
1035
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:35,950
That's all I want.
1036
01:08:36,610 --> 01:08:37,950
(phone beeping)
1037
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,830
Please wait.
1038
01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:46,330
They'll take her.
- Ha! Fucking told you.
1039
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,710
Alright. Slide her to me.
1040
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:53,380
Okay. Yeah. Watch her head.
- Okay go go go.
1041
01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:56,380
(door slams)
1042
01:08:59,590 --> 01:09:00,760
(door slams)
1043
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:02,720
Stay put.
1044
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,390
Please wait.
1045
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,890
I want those shoes.
1046
01:09:24,990 --> 01:09:26,120
Wow.
1047
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,120
Okay?
1048
01:09:30,790 --> 01:09:32,130
Please wait.
1049
01:09:34,130 --> 01:09:35,130
Okay.
1050
01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:38,630
(music)
1051
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:18,670
Okay...
1052
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:34,190
Yeah.
1053
01:10:40,490 --> 01:10:43,070
I know. He took the key.
1054
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:47,580
I'm an idiot.
1055
01:10:49,830 --> 01:10:50,910
No.
1056
01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:53,960
No no no.
1057
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,390
I love you.
1058
01:11:39,090 --> 01:11:40,810
She fucking bit me.
What the fuck was I supposed to do?
1059
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,840
You grab her is what you do.
Don't fucking hit her!
1060
01:11:43,010 --> 01:11:43,800
Please wait.
1061
01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:46,550
Fucking safety first, right?
- Safety fucking first?!
1062
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,550
You fucking do not understand.
1063
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,810
You're like a bull in
a fucking china shop, alright?
1064
01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:52,230
You do this, right -
1065
01:11:52,390 --> 01:11:53,830
- She fucking bit me!
-...and she looks like a fucking pumpkin!
1066
01:11:53,850 --> 01:11:55,790
Now we have to go back out there.
- What the fuck was I supposed to do?
1067
01:11:55,810 --> 01:11:57,940
And I'm going to be up all fucking night!
1068
01:11:58,110 --> 01:12:00,730
Fuck you!
- No fuck you!
1069
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,650
Fuck you Sis! Alright? Fuck you.
1070
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,990
(kissing)
1071
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:08,700
Please wait.
1072
01:12:10,990 --> 01:12:13,450
Oh no...
1073
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,000
Oh...
1074
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,120
(indistinct)
1075
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:19,960
Don't.
1076
01:12:20,130 --> 01:12:22,000
Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
1077
01:12:22,170 --> 01:12:25,300
You're going to dent the car. Please.
- Shut the fuck up!
1078
01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:27,970
Get in the fucking car!
1079
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:30,970
(door slams)
1080
01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:31,760
Fuck.
1081
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:32,930
Please wait.
1082
01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:36,020
Going to be doing this all fucking night.
1083
01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:38,650
(keys jingling)
1084
01:12:52,790 --> 01:12:53,870
Please wait.
1085
01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:57,000
Only got one speed, brother. Let's go.
1086
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:58,160
(door opens)
1087
01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:00,540
(door closes)
1088
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,630
(ominous music)
1089
01:13:37,710 --> 01:13:39,370
(indistinct voices)
1090
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:40,670
Oh my God!
1091
01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:43,000
(indistinct voices)
1092
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:46,130
(music intensifies)
1093
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,850
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1094
01:13:55,010 --> 01:13:56,100
Slow the fuck down.
1095
01:14:00,020 --> 01:14:01,650
...pick somebody.
- You pick somebody.
1096
01:14:01,810 --> 01:14:04,110
Whenever I do, you say
“oh no you're stupid...”
1097
01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:05,820
Doesn't fucking matter.
1098
01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:08,400
I don't give a shit who it is now.
- Her.
1099
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,820
What is she missing? No fucking purse.
- Fucking told you...
1100
01:14:11,990 --> 01:14:13,130
She was in flats.
- You’re like “you pick.”
1101
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,370
I pick you don't take her.
1102
01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:16,330
Him.
1103
01:14:16,490 --> 01:14:18,330
Why?
- He's going to throw up in 2 seconds...
1104
01:14:18,330 --> 01:14:19,580
What about her?
1105
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:20,830
Oh shit, no. She has a friend.
1106
01:14:20,830 --> 01:14:23,670
You want somebody that's gonna have some
merchandise on them or not?
1107
01:14:23,670 --> 01:14:26,050
Yeah, ideally.
1108
01:14:26,210 --> 01:14:28,050
I spy with my little eye.
1109
01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,970
Oh my god, do you ever shut up?
1110
01:14:30,130 --> 01:14:32,030
Like, is there ever a point in time
where you're like,
1111
01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,260
maybe I don't need my voice...
1112
01:14:34,430 --> 01:14:35,850
Oh...
1113
01:14:38,890 --> 01:14:41,270
Yeah, nice man. Nice.
1114
01:14:41,270 --> 01:14:42,520
Her?
- Yes her.
1115
01:14:42,690 --> 01:14:44,020
Aw man. She looks rough.
1116
01:14:44,190 --> 01:14:46,190
She looks rough-
I don't give a fuck.
1117
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,290
She doesn't even have a purse.
- You shut the fuck up.
1118
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,150
I want to go home. I want to go to bed.
1119
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:52,240
So she's going to be
the one tonight. Pull over.
1120
01:14:52,410 --> 01:14:53,450
Stop here.
1121
01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:57,240
Go get her.
- Me go get her?
1122
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,370
Yeah, you go get.
1123
01:14:58,540 --> 01:14:59,940
I fucking did the last one. You go.
1124
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,500
And you fucked that up.
1125
01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:02,670
Please wait.
1126
01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:06,040
Tell you what.
You go do it, you have top bunk.
1127
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:07,420
(door opening)
1128
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,260
(door closing)
1129
01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,630
I ain't giving her fucking top bunk.
1130
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,760
(street noises)
1131
01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:26,230
Please wait.
1132
01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:38,240
(door opening)
1133
01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:40,200
Oh shit-Oh, no, no, no.
1134
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,120
He's good. He's good.
He's a teddy bear.
1135
01:15:49,590 --> 01:15:50,590
Proceed ahead.
1136
01:15:50,710 --> 01:15:51,710
Let's go.
1137
01:15:53,010 --> 01:15:57,720
So, Adelaide and Portland please -
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1138
01:16:08,810 --> 01:16:10,780
Did you have fun at your party?
1139
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,120
You had a good costume at least.
1140
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,290
In 10 meters, turn left.
1141
01:16:40,550 --> 01:16:42,140
Turn left.
1142
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,680
(ominous music)
1143
01:16:50,270 --> 01:16:51,320
(app chimes)
1144
01:17:00,830 --> 01:17:02,160
(gasping)
1145
01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:11,840
Shhh.
1146
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,300
In 10 meters, turn right.
1147
01:17:32,570 --> 01:17:33,980
(whistling)
(camera snaps)
1148
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,690
That's good. That looks good.
- Damn right it does.
1149
01:17:36,940 --> 01:17:39,570
They're going to like that.
1150
01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:42,370
(window opening)
1151
01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:57,170
(texting)
1152
01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,970
Oh!
- Fuck!
1153
01:17:59,130 --> 01:18:00,430
Grab her! Grab her!
1154
01:18:00,590 --> 01:18:01,800
Please wait.
1155
01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:05,350
(tense music)
1156
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,560
(car noises)
1157
01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:10,440
I don't know.
1158
01:18:12,190 --> 01:18:13,810
I don't know. I don't know.
1159
01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:15,900
(car noises)
1160
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,990
Oh, oh you think so?
1161
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:20,530
No fucking shit!
1162
01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:22,530
You're stressing me out! You relax.
1163
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,700
Shut up!
1164
01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:26,950
Please wait.
1165
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:49,770
Please wait.
1166
01:19:12,670 --> 01:19:15,830
Come on. Wake up.
Wake up please.
1167
01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:18,000
Hey, come on.
1168
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:19,460
Come on.
1169
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:20,710
Wake up.
1170
01:19:22,170 --> 01:19:23,510
I'm not going to leave her here.
1171
01:19:26,350 --> 01:19:28,180
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
1172
01:19:28,350 --> 01:19:29,350
Come on.
1173
01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:38,480
(package crinkling)
1174
01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:45,320
If you're just going to fucking sit there
and criticize then shut the fuck up!
1175
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,160
Okay. Okay.
1176
01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:34,580
It's okay.
It's okay.
1177
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:37,290
Come on, we have to go.
We have to go. We have to go.
1178
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:40,290
(thunder)
1179
01:20:40,590 --> 01:20:43,260
(frantic breathing)
1180
01:21:07,910 --> 01:21:09,240
(music intensifies)
1181
01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:27,670
(music intensifies)
1182
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:09,880
(thunder)
1183
01:22:30,530 --> 01:22:31,740
(car engine starts)
1184
01:23:03,350 --> 01:23:05,270
(car engine revving)
1185
01:23:14,950 --> 01:23:15,950
(app chimes)
1186
01:23:16,030 --> 01:23:17,330
Job abandoned.
1187
01:23:17,490 --> 01:23:22,540
(app chimes)
1188
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,560
(thud)
1189
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:58,330
(choral music)
1190
01:24:01,790 --> 01:24:03,540
(rain pouring)
1191
01:24:05,210 --> 01:24:06,630
(coughing)
1192
01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:37,030
(keys jingling)
1193
01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:54,170
(care engine revving)
1194
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,510
(beeping)
1195
01:25:07,810 --> 01:25:09,190
Oh...
(crunch)
1196
01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:04,440
(phone ringing)
1197
01:26:07,410 --> 01:26:15,410
(phone ringing)
1198
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:23,640
(phone noise)
1199
01:26:40,450 --> 01:26:41,780
(music)
1200
01:26:51,670 --> 01:26:53,000
(car engine rattling)
1201
01:26:56,750 --> 01:27:00,130
(car noises)
1202
01:27:04,930 --> 01:27:06,180
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