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Listen, criminal!

FOR DESTROYING THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDREN

FOR DRESSING UP IN WAYS THAT VIOLATE THE DEVOTION OF FANS

CHARGE 1 CRIME OF DEFAMATION

FOR INDECENT CONDUCT IN FRONT OF MANY

CHARGE 2 CRIME OF DISORDERLY CONDUCT

Testonia is…

Egenstory is…

Egenstory?

CHARGE 3 CRIME OF IGNORANCE

Which color would you use?

AND FOR CAUSING VARIOUS CONTROVERSIES

Get on the floor.

The five criminals are sentenced to exile in Gangjin, Jeollanam-do.

GANGJIN, JEOLLANAM-DO

PLACE OF EXILE

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S NATURE'S HAVEN

THE 5 VILLAINS ARE EXILED TO GANGJIN

TODAY'S DRESS CODE: VILLAIN

Gosh, I can't make it funny.

Do it. You can do it.

You're a comedian, Sae-ho.

He looks like a granny from behind.

He really looks like my grandma from behind.

Aren't grandmas kind of petite?

REAPPEARING

Do you know who I am?

-His hair is like grandma's-- -I told you to stop.

You're making me insecure.

ALREADY HIS FOURTH APPEARANCE

Do you know who I am?

Cho Sae-ho.

I'm Dan Chen, the shorter version of Jang Chen.

DAN CHEN, 166.9CM

WAS THAT FUNNY?

Good.

Do you know where this is?

This is Gangjin's famous spot,

the reed field!

You're nervous, aren't you?

No, that's not it.

-That's not what Jang Chen is like. -It isn't.

-Who are you? -Why are you so loud?

Why are you so loud?

LOADING THE OXYGEN GUN?

It's a respirator.

FRESH AIR

I keep people alive.

Heads or tails?

Heads or tails?

WHAT DO I GET FOR WINNING?

Heads or tails?

Wouldn't it be heads?

Wouldn't it be heads?

It's heads.

You're lucky.

You're lucky.

From No Country For Old Men,

I'm Javier Bardem.

I'M JAVIER BARDEM

Who's that long-legged guy?

Hey, scumbags.

Did he lose his mind?

Can't I like you?

Who are you?

Show some respect. You don't know me.

Geez. I could knock him out with a light punch.

INHALE

I kept him alive too.

-Gosh. -I am Jang Kyong-chul.

-From I Saw the Devil? -From I Saw the Devil.

Tall Jang Kyong-chul.

Isn't that too long?

He's Dan Chen. I'm Tall Jang Kyong-chul.

Who's he supposed to be?

WHO'S HE SUPPOSED TO BE?

Who's this?

Who are you?

-One, two, three, four! -Three, four.

Lalala soda pop

-It isn't "Lalala." -What is it?

-It's "My little." -Oh, I see.

Isn't it "Lalala soda pop"?

-Sounded like that. -One, two, three, four!

Lalala soda pop

Lalala, lalala

Sing with me, lalala

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

WOO-YOUNG'S CONCEPT ABBY FROM SAJA BOYS

-An elderly person is approaching. -Hi.

-An elderly person. -Hi.

-An elderly person is approaching. -Hi.

-An elderly person. -Hi.

I know. She's Kim Wan-sun.

PIERROT SMILING AT US

LAUGHING

-I would -I would

-Rather be -Rather be

No, Wan-sun wasn't like this.

A smiling pierrot

She wasn't so skinny.

You aren't just Joker.

Aren't you Big Joker?

-Super Big Joker. -Really Big Joker.

Doesn't she look like a standard poodle today?

They're this big.

You've heard that today's dress code is villain.

Have you done any bad things in life?

In my case,

I get disappointed in myself from time to time.

-Yourself? -It isn't necessarily bad,

but I tend to make stories up

to make people laugh.

In a previous episode, I told a story about how Woo-young didn't pay

after we ate together when he said he would pay.

Those stories aren't necessary in life.

I feel kind of empty inside.

-I feel empty. -Then, just retire.

Just quit.

-I want to go on for a bit more. -Okay.

-There's a story about a good deed. -Really?

Someone from our team?

-Yes. -That can't be true.

Say, "Thank you."

Thank you.

-Are you getting this? -Your niece?

-Uncle Sae-ho. -Your niece?

Uncle Sae-ho, give me some allowance.

-Say it again. -Give me some allowance.

I sent this to Sae-ho, right?

And?

So Sae-ho

really sent 100,000 won.

-Oh, my. -But…

I didn't accept it. I was just messing with him.

But he said I should accept it

so we can use it for the opening.

THINKING ABOUT THE SHOW ALL THE TIME

Everyone's spending a lot of money for the opening.

So I accepted it

and bought a toy for my niece.

Uncle Sae-ho, thank you so much!

Ask him why he hasn't visited.

Why haven't you visited?

My niece asked why Sae-ho hasn't visited her.

She is so cute.

-Anyway, he really gave me money… -Come on.

-…to buy her a gift. -Uncle Sae-ho,

give me some allowance.

Ask for 200 million.

Give me 200 million.

That will be all.

SPEECHLESS 25-YEAR COMEDIAN

Uncle Sae-ho.

-Give me… -200 million.

There's a reason why world-renowned villains

have come all the way to Gangjin.

Gosh, Gangjin is

so nice.

SUCH AN OBVIOUS PLUG

If I get married again, I'll come here for my honeymoon.

If you get married again?

You said it first.

I think I'm okay with a guy from Gangjin.

Actually, let me tell you a little about Gangjin.

The reed field is so beautiful

-and there are many local festivals. -That's right.

There was a beer festival recently.

You did a lot of research, didn't you?

Of course. You shouldn't

come empty-handed. Did you?

-I was-- -That's wrong.

You should do research beforehand.

You heard that from the table over at the bar last night.

So you did study.

There was a couple sitting next to us at the bar.

-They gave us a lot of info about Gangjin. -Yes.

They recently held the Hamaek Festival, didn't they?

Actually, Gangjin is historically famous

as the hometown of thousand-year-old Goryeo celadon.

It's where the blue sea and Gangjin Bay come together

to create a scenic natural landscape.

-It is the treasure of Jeollanam-do. -Right.

Where you are standing is called Gangjin Bay Ecological Park.

It's so nice here.

It's famous for its endless reed field and as a migratory site for wild birds,

and the Gangjin Bay Dancing Reed Festival is held every year.

You can't see this kind of scenery and nature in Seoul.

-None at all. -No.

MUDSKIPPER

RED FLOWER CRAB

WHOOPER SWAN

Gangjin is also known as a place of exile.

COUNTLESS STORIES FROM HISTORY HAVE LINGERED HERE

A PLACE THAT HOLDS STORIES OF EXILE

JUMPING THROUGH TIME

PRESENT DAY, THE YEAR 2025

WALK

SEE

EAT

AND ENJOY

THE TREASURE OF JEOLLANAM-DO, THE PLACE OF FESTIVALS

As the worst villains of the world,

you've ended up at the worst place of exile, Gangjin.

That's why?

THE GLOBAL PLACE OF EXILE, GANGJIN

-That's why we're-- -We've been exiled?

Jin-kyung, do you know any famous historical figures

who were exiled to Gangjin?

-No way. -Oh.

You said you studied yesterday.

PREPARED TO RIDICULE HER

Jeong Yak-yong.

-Jeong Yak-yong? -Yes.

How did you know that?

-Why are you so surprised? -I didn't mean to.

It's common knowledge.

Jeong Yak-yong.

You can't air this anyway.

Why can't we air this?

Try again.

-We're a variety show, not a history show. -Come on.

You want me to act like I don't know it?

Acting like you don't know something is so old-fashioned, you know.

By the way, who are you?

THIS IS THE JIN-KYUNG WE KNOW

You're right.

The greatest Silhak scholar of the Joseon Dynasty, Jeong Yak-yong,

endured 18 years

of exile here.

He authored "Admonitions on Governing the People"

during his time here,

which is a guide to a fair and honest administration

and it greatly helped the lives of the people.

NEVER CEASED STUDYING FOR THE PEOPLE

Like him, you can accomplish great achievements in a place of exile.

That is why we have chosen this theme.

Surviving as a criminal charged with high treason.

You villains

must go around various places in Gangjin

-and carry out the exile mission. -Okay.

Today's exile mission is an individual competition.

-Oh. -Okay.

If your ranking is high,

you'll become a model exile

and be comfortable.

And if you become a bad exile,

-you'll suffer. -Isn't that going too far?

We'll get going now.

When you think of being in exile,

-you think of a faraway island. -We're going to an island?

It's called Gau-do.

GAU-DO

Are we taking a boat?

-Well, there's a bridge. -So we're walking there?

We're walking?

-What on earth? -You want us to walk to the island?

We're really exiled.

You're exiles. How else would you get there?

So I hope you can introduce the beautiful place of exile, Gangjin.

-Before we go, I thought we could do this. -What?

Laughing like a villain.

Whoever does that the best…

Gosh.

You'll get the title of being the best villain.

NO PRIZES INVOLVED

Laughing like a villain.

Silver award winner of KBS Comedy Festival.

-College Comedy Festival. -Silver award.

INHALING OXYGEN

How will she do?

EVIL LAUGH

DOMINATING WITH HER APPEARANCE AND INTENSE PERFORMANCE

LOOKS LIKE SHE'LL SHOOT YOU WITH AN AIR GUN IF YOU MESS AROUND

Why don't you just take first place?

We can't beat that.

Give us your villainous laugh!

NEXT UP IS JOKER

PFFT-HA

You're just laughing.

-Do something. -She's just laughing.

-That's usually how you laugh. -Oh, my belly.

Villains don't make a lot of noise.

-Yeah, you're right. -I see.

PWHA

-Mr. Choi Bul-am? -You sound like Mr. Choi Bul-am.

That's just laughing.

-Okay. Next. -Next.

I'm going to be more relaxed.

SMIRK

-What was that? -What?

Stop acting cool.

Why are you trying to look pretty?

Lalala

He lives such an easy life.

-Next. -What is wrong with you?

HCK!

-It suits you. -That was quick.

Since I'm a psychopath, I don't laugh.

-That's why. -Suits you.

EVIL LAUGHTER

-It's not your turn yet. -We're still talking.

-What's wrong with you? -We're talking.

Don't laugh while we're talking.

-I was explaining. -What are you doing?

A real psycho does a good job playing a psycho.

METHOD ACTING AS A PSYCHO

-Good one. -Anywhere, anytime.

But it's like blowing your nose on the street.

-Now, you can go. -Okay.

FINALLY, THE LONG-AWAITED DAN CHEN'S TURN

REVVING UP

WHAT WE SAW EARLIER

That's too plain.

-No, it isn't. -It's a plain villainous laugh.

-It was good before. -What's wrong with him?

You need to have some variation.

I don't have any funny ideas.

THE SENIOR COMEDIAN BACKS HIM UP

WE HOPE THE VIEWERS CAN LAUGH LIKE THIS

-Wow! The fish are jumping around here. -What?

There are fish?

You can see crabs and fish jumping.

Let me go and get my fishing rod from the car.

Oh, my goodness. Jin-kyung.

Then, shall we go?

-Let's go. -Okay. Let's go.

HEADING TO GAU-DO

GANGJIN BAY ECOLOGICAL PARK GAU-DO SUSPENSION BRIDGE

TRANSPORT CAR FOR EXILE IS ON THE WAY

Wow! The rice fields are beautiful.

-Wow. -Wow. And those mountains.

You know what's so charming about Jeolla-do?

-The mountains are like hills. -They aren't tall.

It's easy on the eyes.

Gosh, it's so nice.

-Isn't it so nice to get out of Seoul too? -Yeah.

Make an acrostic poem with Gangjin, Sae-ho.

I don't want to be funny today.

Whatever.

Work hard.

I'll give it a try.

Gang.

In Gangjin.

Jin.

Jin-kyung will meet a man.

Gosh.

SNORTS

I'll go. Gang.

-Gang. -Gang.

I want to meet a man from Gangjin.

-Jin. -For real, Jin-kyung.

SATISFIED

Today's goal is finding a boyfriend for Jin-kyung.

Yeah.

She said she's going to sign up for a matchmaking agency.

Sorry.

SHE MAY NOT HAVE TO SIGN UP

Everyone, watch out.

-We are entering… -It's the coastal road.

…the coastal road!

Make some noise!

MAKE SOME NOISE

This is definitely worth a visit.

-It's so pretty. -Awesome.

Wow. It feels so good to be here.

It's so picturesque.

-Driving is a bit dangerous here. -Why?

The scenery is distracting.

STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT

Look to your right.

You'll snap right out of it.

BRINGS YOU TO YOUR SENSES

Gosh, you really scared me.

While we enjoy the coastal road,

can you read this poem with your awesome voice, Woo-young?

This is Gift by Poet Na Tae-joo.

Gift by Na Tae-joo.

"The greatest gift I received under the sky is today."

"With your soft voice,

smiling face,

and the humming of a tune,

it is a happiness that is like embracing the entire ocean."

Gosh, I love it so much.

Once a day, after I get up, I read Poet Na-Nat-Na Tae-joo's poem

as I start the day.

PFFT

Whatever, man.

-Stop being funny. -I'm serious.

I don't get why you're laughing.

-Why is it funny? -That's hilarious.

-That's the funniest thing you said today. -What?

-It's just funny. -But you know,

if you start the day by reading the poem

-of Poet Na Tae-joo-- -It's so pretty.

Jin-kyung, you're so pretty.

No one is listening to me.

OKAY, READ MANY POEMS, SAE-HO

Lalala soda pop

Why was this bent?

Hey, you'd better take care of that camera.

Why did you bend it? What were you trying to film?

Why was it looking down?

It has just been filming you down there.

It was like this.

Why were you filming that?

Well, we came all the way to Gangjin.

-We should show them something spicy. -Stop.

Be quiet, all of you.

Something spicy?

We can't use any of our dialogue.

THEY ARRIVE AT THE PLACE OF EXILE WORRYING ABOUT THEIR DIALOGUE

GETTING OUT OF THE PRISONER TRANSPORT VEHICLE

Gosh, the coastal road

was really nice.

It felt great driving on it.

-Wow. -Wow! Look at that.

Are we crossing that?

What's that?

To get to that island,

-you must cross a bridge. -By foot?

That bridge is about 900 meters.

Gosh, it's long.

MUST WALK ALMOST 1 KM TO GET TO GAU-DO

-Nice. -Hey, it's shaking.

-It's shaking. -This is going to be fun.

-Hello. -Hello.

THE STAFF LET THE EXILES RIDE THE JET BOAT

-Bye. -Goodbye.

-Bye. -Such beautiful scenery.

Gosh, it's fast!

ALTHOUGH IN EXILE THEY MUST CONVEY THE CHARM OF GANGJIN

It's nice and cool.

-It's really nice and cool. -Let's go.

Isn't it refreshing?

ANYWAY, THEY HAD THEIR REASONS

THEY HEAD TO GAU-DO AS THEY CUT THROUGH THE WATER

Hey, it's the bridge!

Awesome.

GAU-DO

REFRESHING

HAND GOES UP

-We're turning. -We're turning.

Hold tight.

-We're turning. -We're turning.

We're turning.

DRIFTING

Turn!

Isn't it awesome?

THIS IS SO FUN

-One more time! -Yeah!

-One more time! -One more time!

-Here he goes. -One more time!

Let's go. Let's go!

ENJOY THE ENDLESS DRIFTING IN GAU-DO

That's cold!

FORGETTING THAT THEY'RE BEING EXILED, THEY SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR

I'm all wet!

We're such a mess now.

Are all of us in the frame?

If we sit like this, are we all in the picture?

SAY CHEESE

#GANGJIN #GAU-DO #5 VILLAINS #BEING EXILED

THE 5 VILLAINS ENTER GAU-DO

-Let's go. -Let's go.

How's my angle?

-He must have lost his mind. -He's something else.

He's in such good shape in the beginning.

-Don't you go complaining… -Jin-kyung, how do my eyes…

-…in the evening. -…look on the screen?

How do my eyes look on-screen?

Why are you so hyper today?

-Good. It's good. -Why are you in such a good mood?

-I want to walk with you. -He's so excited.

Hey, Joo Woo-jae!

Gosh. What do we do with that guy?

I bet he was so bad as a kid.

I love you, Gangjin!

I can't live without Gangjin!

He's acting crazy. What's up with him?

Did he eat something strange by himself?

I think he got very excited after that boat ride.

BURNED OUT SOON ENOUGH

Man, it would be nice to live here for a month.

-For real, Sook. -It's so nice here.

It's so nice and tranquil.

I bet it'd be perfect for making music.

-It's so quiet. -Yeah.

It's perfect for mixing.

THE PROBLEM CHILD TAKES OFF AGAIN

THERE MUST BE A REASON YOU'RE ACTING THIS WAY

Are you okay?

I know you aren't that energetic.

Thank you so much for inviting us to Gangjin.

Thank you so much.

-Don't you feel recharged? -For real.

I've been so busy mixing lately.

THAT DARN MIXING

Seriously,

I didn't get a chance to come so close to nature.

How could I dream of getting on a boat?

It's so dreamy.

The exile of villains from around the world

continues on.

Even within Gangjin,

various recreational activities are specialized

-here on the island of Gau-do. -Oh, Gau-do.

GAU-DO

A MONORAIL THAT GOES TO THE MOUNTAIN PEAK

AND AN EXHILARATING ZIP LINE

PADDLE WHILE STANDING

ON THE STAND-UP PADDLEBOARD

EVEN JET BOATS THAT CUT THROUGH THE SEA BREEZE

A variety of sights and activities are prepared.

But since you are exiles,

you're going to reflect on the crime you committed

rather than have fun.

We will now have

written apologies that someone else wrote.

A written apology is written by the person

-who committed the wrong. -Yes.

-You reflect on what you did. -But you're so close…

-Yes. -…you spent some time together,

and you may know about

one another more than yourselves,

so you are going to write a written apology

for someone else, instead of your own.

In other words, A will write a written apology for B

and B will read that apology themselves.

Do you know the cangue that Chunhyang had to wear?

-Yes. -Yes.

We prepared a cangue.

-You prepared a lot. -What for?

Whoever's reading the apology

must come to the side and read it

-while wearing a cangue. -Okay.

So after reading the written apologies,

the staff will cast their votes

on whose written apology touched their heart the most.

We'll rank everyone.

Then, we're going to eat after this.

I'm hungry.

The menu we prepared is sea bass.

-Raw sea bass. -Raw?

Also, sea bream.

-Sea bream. -Gosh.

And then, spicy rockfish stew.

I love fish stew.

Then, some raw fish bibimbap

and small octopus bibimbap.

We've prepared these things.

HOWEVER

The person who wrote the worst apology and the person to whom the apology is for.

-Those two… -Yes.

…will only get white rice and kimchi.

-I bet Gangjin's kimchi is good. -Yeah.

-I bet the ripe kimchi is amazing. -Good enough.

How is the last place decided?

-He said the staff will vote. -They'll vote.

-Oh, I see. -Listen for once.

Stop thinking about mixing.

I'm becoming like Jin-kyung.

COUPLES TAKE AFTER ONE ANOTHER…

We've prepared a lot of paper.

-Can we write multiple pages? -Yes, you can.

Would you like more paper?

-Give me a couple more. -Okay.

Give Woo-jae two more.

How many are going to write for?

Just two more please.

HOW MANY IS HE GOING TO WRITE FOR?

CAREFULLY WRITING DOWN

WHAT MY COLLEAGUE MUST REFLECT ON

HE'S WRITING WHILE HIDING

GIGGLING

WHOSE WRITTEN APOLOGY IS HE WRITING?

THE WAY THEY ARE CONCENTRATED

IS LIKE A SCENE FROM A CRIME MOVIE

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'LL DO SOMETHING BAD ON THEIR COLLEAGUE'S APOLOGY

DISCOVERS SOMETHING

WHAT IS THIS?

LAUGHING

-Did you see it? -What?

Did you see this?

EVEN WOO-JAE, WHO WROTE MULTIPLE PAGES, SUBMITTED THE PAPERS

FINISHED WRITING THE WRITTEN APOLOGIES

NOTICE

THE WRITTEN APOLOGIES CONTAIN A LOT OF FALSEHOODS, SLANDER, MOCKERY,

AND EXAGGERATION AS IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE

HERE BE THE CRIMINAL

-Everyone. -Yes?

Thanks for writing the written apologies.

You know, someone wrote multiple pages.

Do you see those?

Someone wrote apologies for multiple people.

Why did you write so many?

-He wrote four. -Why?

If they stop reading it…

-Yes? -…they should be punished.

If they stop, change the content,

-or skip over any. -You can't make it up.

They lose their chance to eat.

You have to read exactly what is written.

Read exactly what's written? What?

Read exactly what's written.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

You have to read exactly what is written.

HE KEEPS INSISTING

It's written about Jang Woo-young by Cho Sae-ho.

BY CHO SAE-HO, ABOUT JANG WOO-YOUNG

GIGGLES

LAUGHS

LAUGHS

-Why would you… -What is it?

Written…

WHAT ON EARTH COULD IT BE?

"Written Opology."

"Written Opology."

WRITTEN OPOLOGY

He didn't know the spelling of apology?

He didn't know.

"I didn't even receive proper elementary school edoocation."

"I am surry."

"I am miss…"

"I am missing."

-"I am Jang Woo-young." -He's missing? What? Fabric?

-Gosh. -Show them.

You know, it sounds like a child…

-You wrote it like I was stupid. -"Opology."

I internally incorporated many things.

What? No, you didn't.

You just made me sound dumb.

Just accept it.

Come on. It isn't real.

This apology this time was written by Woo-jae.

SURPRISED AS SOON AS THEY SEE IT

Come on, Woo-jae. He must have lost his mind.

You have to make it sound real.

Are you insane? I can't read this!

-Who cares? It's your life, not mine. -He's crazy.

WHAT IS THE SECOND ONE ABOUT?

"Hello, I'm Woo-young of 2PM."

"I am sorry."

"I worked as a beast-like pop idol,

but I was an actual beast."

CHOKING UP

-Keep going. -Keep reading.

"One, two, three, four women."

"It's hard to even remember their names."

"But I have become a different person now."

"I like living a simple life."

"I don't like complicated things."

"Simple, simple dance."

"Just simple dance."

"Casually, casually."

"Just so, just so."

That must be his style

-to date casually. -"I just want to

go on casual dates."

THE LYRICS PORTRAY HIS LIFE

PATIENCE

"I apologize for how I was. Please forgive me."

"If you forgive me, I'll treat you to a meal."

Geez.

"Zero, one, zero…"

COOLLY REVEALING HIS PHONE NUMBER PROTECTING WOO-YOUNG'S PRIVACY

Please bleep those out.

He wrote my real phone number!

"Call me on this number."

-Casually. -Casually.

-I just casually met them? -Yeah.

That's accurate.

Are there any more?

There's one more.

-Really? -Another one? He's popular.

I feel more wretched since it's raining.

UNMISTAKABLY A BIG-TIME CRIMINAL

-You really look like a criminal. -"Sorry."

"Please forgive me."

This written apology about Woo-young was written by Sook.

-Yeah, it's mine. -You did, Sook?

"Hello, I'm the youngest member of Screwballs, Jang Woo-young."

"I have reflected on lying a lot."

"When the members asked me to hang out,

I said I couldn't make it as I was in the middle of mixing."

"It wasn't a lie."

"I have been mixing soju and beer with my girlfriend every day."

HIS GF MUST LIKE TO MIX DRINKS

"Lastly, my new single is called Think Too Much."

"Actually, what was omitted after that was

Think Too Much about Girlfriends."

"Please listen to my song a lot."

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HEARTFELT CONFESSION

-Hey. -This one's real.

We even promoted your songs for you.

-I did Simple Dance. -And Think Too Much.

I'm touched by that, but it sounded

-too real. -Sorry it's too realistic.

Just casually.

Next up is Woo-jae.

This was a nice idea, guys.

It briefly made me reflect on myself.

Briefly though.

Sae-ho wrote an apology on behalf of Woo-jae.

Please read…

Please read while noting what's in the parentheses.

LAUGHING

HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AS SOON AS HE SEES IT TOO

"Hello. Even saying a greeting is luxury."

"My name is Joo Woo-jae."

There's so much stuff on there.

It says I should get up and do a 90-degree bow.

Can you lift this?

-Okay. -Let me help you.

-Like this? -Yes.

STANDING AWKWARDLY

You'll do it standing?

Bow.

BOWING LOW

-He's bowing? -Oh, he's bowing.

CRIMINAL WOO-JAE GREETS YOU

HE'S A RATHER POLITE CRIMINAL

"You can just call me a brat."

"I have nothing to brag about,

but I have acted very conceited."

"I may think they're older

and I would act like I am treating them as persons older than I."

You mean, "than me."

STAMMERING

-You use "than I" when you are-- -Get on with it.

-Just read it. -Read it already.

-Come on. -Geez.

-This is why… -Geez.

"Deep down, I have been looking down on them."

"There's no need to even mention Woo-young."

Seriously.

"When I joined Screwballs,

I simply had studied simply more than…"

Geez. He wrote "simply" twice.

POUT

"So I behaved badly because I was stuck-up."

"Come to think of it,

I was the one who had the most complaints."

"I am sorry about that."

"It's not that I didn't have the energy."

"I just wanted to finish filming and get--"

What? Read it again.

TOO ASHAMED TO EVEN LIFT HIS HEAD

-Energy? -"It's not that I…

It's not that I didn't have the energy."

"I just wanted to finish filming and get paid."

"I am sorry about that."

"As an entertainer, I must provide laughter in an enjoyable way."

"In that aspect, I hold Sae-ho in high regard."

"How can he be so funny?"

"And whenever I looked in the mirror, I thought I looked so cool

when I am not really that great."

"I'll refrain from doing that."

You need to choke up a little.

"I am thankful for being able to shoot this show with them."

"I will be polite to the older members

and…

I'll take care of our youngest."

APOLOGIZING FOR HIS PAST IN TEARS

"I will always smile on set."

"That brat!"

THAT BRAT!

"Whenever we are shooting our show from now on,

I'll be a brat for being with them."

I mean, "I'll be thankful to be with them."

"Get up and bow…"

DO A 90-DEGREE BOW AS AN APOLOGY

Look forward.

HUMBLY EXPRESSES HIS REPENTANCE

Thank you.

You read it well.

-You did so well. -Nice.

-Did I read it in the right tone? -You did.

-I read it well? -Yes.

It was a meaningful time.

-It was meaningful. -Of course.

It's because…

-It makes you think. -Yeah, it makes you think.

You know, I was kind of worried

that there would be a lot of falsehoods.

But when the falsehoods go down, the level of shame…

SHAME INCREASES WHEN CLOSER TO THE TRUTH

…goes up.

Keep it light.

I feel shame.

You wouldn't if you just read it.

But if you read it with this on,

-you feel that way. -Right.

You're kneeling too.

CHUNHYANG'S CANGUE: SELF-REFLECTION EFFECT

Jin-kyung, please wear the cangue.

Jin-kyung looks really exotic.

You look really exotic.

-Well, she is… -You look good in it.

IT JUST HAPPENS TO START DRIZZLING

SHE LOOKS SOMEWHAT CREEPY

BY WOO-JAE ABOUT JIN-KYUNG

It wasn't hard to write Jin-kyung's.

Why is it so long?

It's so long.

He wrote with determination.

SHE LAUGHS AS SOON AS SHE SEES IT

-Gosh, but she is… -Read it, Jin-kyung.

-This is insane. -It's like a music video.

"Hello, I'm Hong Jin-kyung."

"Currently…"

This may sound familiar to you, Sook.

This looks very familiar.

"Currently, I'm on an overseas business trip."

"Currently, I'm on an overseas business trip."

FEELING DIZZY

Do you not want to eat, Jin-kyung?

Read it already.

"Due to the time difference,

I just checked the Internet."

-"I deeply regret this late apology." -You can't use her real apology.

"When I woke up this morning…"

REALITY IS HARD TO FACE

I didn't realize Woo-jae was capable of this.

They said I should bring an apology.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

She won't get to eat.

"I saw that I had so many missed calls."

Gosh, Woo-jae.

-You're so witty. -I just used an existing example.

-You're so witty. -He really is smart.

"The photos from my feed were taken at a store in Stockholm two days ago."

I WANT TO CRY

THE WRITER AND READER OF THE APOLOGY CANNOT LIFT THEIR HEADS

I MAY BE SMILING BUT I'M CRYING INSIDE

Jin-kyung, just stop.

Just stop.

Stop reading that.

-The real apology is at the bottom. -Yeah.

You can read the rest on Jin-kyung's Instagram account.

The one in the back is the real apology.

"Hello, I'm Hong Jin-kyung."

BURSTING OUT LAUGHING

What is it?

THE JOKER IS LAUGHING MANY TIMES TODAY

You are ruthless, Woo-jae.

"We decided to get back together."

"I'm sorry."

What the heck?

BE HAPPY, MS. JOKER

REVEALING HER NUMBER TOO

-Her number? -Gosh, this is so annoying!

"If there is anybody who would like to whisk me away,

call me on this number."

CONGRATULATIONS JIN-KYUNG PUBLICLY SEEKS FOR BOYFRIEND

Gosh, this is just insane.

That was hilarious.

Thanks to Woo-jae,

I was able to reflect on my sins yet again.

I would like to apologize once again.

-They created a moment to reflect. -It was too good of an idea to not use.

-Right. -Nice.

-You're up, Sook. -Is it me?

Jin-kyung wrote hers.

-Jin-kyung wrote it? -Yes.

That is kind of unexpected.

What? Why is it so long?

-Gosh. -"Hello."

-"I'm Kim Sook." -She put so much effort into it.

It's so long.

"Today, I'd like to open up to you about a story of mine that I've kept hidden."

"Some of you may have already noticed."

"Yes, it's true."

"I haven't been able to quit smoking yet."

Darn, I was going to write that.

"Whenever I claimed that I didn't smoke on television,

I felt guilty and wanted to confess honestly."

I knew I smelt nicotine patches on her.

Yeah.

"I am sorry."

"When the shoot goes well and I'm not stressed,

I would go for a puff

after each meal."

"I survive with just three cigarettes."

"Honestly, whenever I blow away all my worries

-and troubles with cigarette smoke… -It's so long.

…I truly think

there's nothing quite like it."

She filled two pages.

"But from now, I, Sook,

promise to only smoke

just one cigarette after each meal."

"Also, since I'm making apologies, let me add one more."

"Actually, not too long ago…"

BITTER LAUGHTER

Who wrote this?

"Someone proposed to me."

"It was neither Gu Bon-seung or Yoon Jung-soo."

"It was my first love."

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Who is it?

"My first love that was in prison

was released not long ago."

Isn't this a real story?

"And he officially proposed to me."

-Gosh, this is insane. -It finally came true though.

"I hid this fact

as I was blinded by the concept of the show

and acted like I was having a fling with Mr. Gu Bon-seung."

"I felt guilty about this as well."

"I'd like to apologize for that."

"On the show, I pretended to be the girl crush type

and acted like I wasn't interested in men."

"But actually,

I am crazy about men."

THAT'S WHY HER SCANDALS NEVER CEASED

"I haven't moved in yet

with my first love who was in prison,

but I'll let you know as soon as I have some good news to share."

"Please believe me just this once." Who wrote this?

-The detail. -She put effort into it.

Since she had written an apology before,

it was well composed.

Yes, it was structured very well.

Definitely different.

Gosh, you're scary.

It's scary when they know your past.

There's another one?

"I cannot be satisfied with just one man."

"I have a special preference for various dialects in men."

Is that all?

SHORT BUT POWERFUL APOLOGY

-All right. Since it's raining a lot now… -Yes.

…let's move inside and continue.

-Okay. -Okay.

That was so funny.

TO AVOID THE GENTLY FALLING AUTUMN RAIN

THE MEMBERS GO TO A RESTAURANT

Our seats aren't decided yet?

They aren't assigned yet?

The voting has ended.

We can't just pick a seat and sit then.

Just sit anywhere…

THE VOTES WILL DECIDE THEIR MEAL

Look at what's in front of you.

There's raw sea bass, sea bream,

spicy rock fish stew, grilled fish, raw fish bibimbap,

-and small octopus bibimbap. -It looks so good.

I want to mix the sea squirt with my rice.

So our staff finished voting.

We have the ranking from first place to fifth place.

-As we said before… -That's right.

…the person in last place and the person who wrote that apology

will just eat rice and kimchi.

Got it.

-Jin-kyung wrote well. -I'm not sure.

Jin-kyung wrote a good apology.

"Actually, I am crazy about men."

THE JOKER SHOWED SHE WAS AN EXPERIENCED APOLOGY WRITER

Woo-jae's wasn't bad either.

"Finish filming and get paid."

SAE-HO MADE THE BRAT WOO-JAE FEEL SHAME

Woo-jae's wasn't bad either.

Let me tell you the final result.

I think Woo-jae will definitely eat.

The winner is,

the person who touched their heart the most…

Me, me, me.

Congratulations, Woo-jae.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

What are you about to do?

BOWING DEEPLY

HE MUST HAVE FELT A LOT OF REMORSE

He can end up in last place too, can't he?

Of course. Someone is in last place

and if Woo-jae wrote that person's apology,

-he just gets rice. -That's right.

-Oh, that's how it works. -Woo-jae, you are definitely here!

-You wrote one for everybody. -But…

I wrote Sae-ho's well.

Didn't I, Sae-ho?

I don't think it was bad.

He wrote his apology well.

-He wrote well. -Here's second place.

Jin-kyung.

-Hers was good too. -Jin-kyung.

Jin-kyung, you wrote Sook's apology so well.

-Yeah. -Come over here.

Next, third place.

-Kimchi… -Congratulations,

-Sae-ho. -Yes, it's me.

3RD PLACE SAE-HO

THANK YOU

Wait.

Hang on.

-Whose did you write? -Yours.

WAIT A MINUTE…

And I wrote yours!

Hey! I wrote his and he wrote mine!

OUT OF ALL THOSE, THEY WROTE EACH OTHER'S APOLOGY

-We did it! -Yeah!

-Let's eat. -Have a seat.

-Do we need to hear more? -Let's eat.

-That's the exact result. -Okay.

That was accurate. Take a seat.

Thank you very much!

-It looks good. -Why'd you write mine?

Gosh, Sook. I shouldn't have written yours.

-How did it end up like that? -I thought no one would write hers.

I thought my jokes weren't too bad,

but I didn't realize they'd go that far.

Come on.

I just wanted…

What is this?

DESPITE THEIR REGRETS, ALL THEY GET IS RICE AND KIMCHI

This is sea bream?

THE WINNERS ENJOY THEIR FEAST

Can I have another bowl of rice please?

Isn't this how you eat raw fish?

He doesn't know how to eat it.

He dipped it in chogochujang.

HE EATS RAW FISH FOR THE CHOGOCHUJANG FLAVOR

He doesn't even know how to eat it properly. Geez.

What kind of fish is this?

-Can I have some fish too? -Sure.

THEY'RE ABOUT TO DROOL

They just caught

the sea bream.

Basically, yeah.

It's freshly caught.

DROOLING

The sea bream is freshly caught.

THE FRESHNESS IS INCREDIBLE

-What kind of fish is that grilled fish? -It's so good.

-Sea bream. -It's sea bream.

They grilled the sea bream?

They did.

-You know-- -Well done.

Do you have any sesame oil?

THE SEA BREAM IS GRILLED TO PERFECTION

GET A GOOD PIECE OF THE SEA BREAM AND NOM NOM

GASPS IN AMAZEMENT

That's sea bream?

It's so good.

Slow down, Sae-ho. You'll get sick.

JANG CHEN INHALES THE SPICY FISH STEW

-Yeah. -The soup is awesome.

Jin-kyung.

-It's awesome. -The spicy fish stew is amazing.

GREAT FOR HANGOVERS

That fish stew looks incredible.

To be honest, I was

worried about eating this.

But Gangjin is different.

-Geez. -It's so good.

-I've never had fish that didn't smell. -Yeah, he asked for a burger.

He asked for a burger.

For real, though…

SCANNING

-It's so delicious. -Wait, I have

small octopus bibimbap.

-Small octopus bibimbap. -You can't eat it?

Can't eat the small octopus?

No.

-What about the sea squirt? -Give it to us then.

-And the sea squirt? -I can eat it.

I'm going to try it.

HERE, HAVE SOME SMALL OCTOPUS

HERE, SMALL OCTOPUS NOPE, JUST CUCUMBER

-Don't mess with me. -Pass me a cup.

Woo-jae.

Can you not eat cucumbers?

-Give it to us. -If you can't eat them…

What else? Small octopus?

THE CUCUMBER HAS SMALL OCTOPUS ON IT

Take some cucumber.

GIGGLING

Why is there so much?

There's too much. Take some.

RICE TOPPED WITH CUCUMBER?

THE RICE AND KIMCHI TEAM START EATING TOO

-Sook, look at the color of the kimchi. -Is it good?

-It looks amazing. -It's different.

-Thank you for the meal. -Thank you for the meal.

SURPRISED

THE RIPE KIMCHI MAKES THEIR EYES WIDEN

What the heck?

They don't have any.

They don't have kimchi.

-Wow! -You don't have ripe kimchi?

-It's so good. -What's the point then?

THEY'RE IN AWE AS THEY INHALE THE RIPE KIMCHI

Look, Javier Bardem eats kimchi well.

He eats Korean food well.

It's just what I like.

It's one of the best kimchi I had in my life.

It's the best kimchi I had this year. This is insane.

The ripe kimchi.

The kimchi is really good.

-So this is the flavor of Gangjin. -They boiled the fish really well.

WOW

TAUNTING

So this is the flavor of Gangjin.

I'D RATHER NOT LOOK

Okay. Look,

go over there and do a sexy dance.

Then, I'll give you a piece of sea bass.

No, the sea bream.

INNER CONFLICT

You should eat it.

Sexy dance is no problem for you.

How about this? We'll see you dance

and decide whether we'll give you five seconds, three seconds,

10 seconds, or 20 seconds.

HURTING THE BEAST-LIKE IDOL'S PRIDE

Look here.

Jang Woo-young of 2PM, dance for us.

DANCE FOR US

He is pissing me off.

-Hey, do a medley of your hit songs. -Do it.

BUT I HAVE TO CONSIDER MY PRIDE AS 2PM…

HERE GOES!

He's doing it.

HIS STAGE IS THE RESTAURANT FLOOR

BUT HIS DANCE MOVES ARE MORE SINCERE THAN EVER

Very good.

ON HIS THIRD SONG ALREADY

SMILING

Do Soda Pop.

Lalala soda pop

OF COURSE, HE ENDS WITH LALALA SODA POP

-"Lalala soda pop" is the best. -It's the best.

That's the best.

I have three options for the length of time.

One is 10 seconds,

another is 30 seconds,

-and the other one is one minute. -Okay.

Of one to three, which one?

-Three. -Three?

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

You get 10 seconds.

SADLY, YOU GET 10 SECONDS

-That's enough. -Just 10 seconds.

It's longer than you think.

I gave him a lot.

FOR 10 SECONDS, HE CAN GET AS MUCH FOOD AS HE WANTS

Start off with a fish.

THIS ONE?

UNNECESSARILY INTENSE

Shall we start?

You don't know when I'll start, so look at me and go.

-Try this one. -Come on.

-Try this one. -Come on, man.

-How about this one? -Get out of my way.

Get out of my way.

Why did he get the perilla leaves?

Why did he get so many?

-Time's up. -Okay.

-Take the top one out. -Why?

-I got it. -You tried to stop me.

-Get lost! -No.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Get lost!

Darn it. Get lost.

That's enough from you!

INTIMIDATED

You piece of trash!

SHOULDN'T HAVE TEASED HIM SO MUCH

I've never seen Woo-young like this.

-Only you can eat. -Whatever!

-Just eat it. -Not this.

-I want to share. -She has to do it too.

-I already ate a bowl. -Really?

Am I eating all of it?

TAKES A HUGE BITE

Wow!

TASTES EVEN BETTER BECAUSE HE WORKED HARD FOR IT

Is it good? Which one is good?

-Sook. -Is it really good?

The grease on it is just…

What should I do?

THE BIG EATER AND THE PICKY EATER ARE ALL IN A TRANCE WHILE EATING

I need to do something.

What should I do?

Want me to teach you Soda Pop?

Gosh, I want some.

You know what's annoying?

If it didn't look good, I'd just try to be funny.

-But because I wanted to eat it so much… -It's so good.

…it really hurt my pride.

This is how I'm eating it.

I REALLY WANT TO EAT IT I WANT IT

Wow! The abalone.

-Sook, hear me out. -It's so good.

So as not to embarrass you,

just ask me, "Woo-jae, do me a favor."

Pick something you like and ask,

"Can I have some?"

Then, I'll give it to you.

-Really? -Yeah.

Even just seeing you ask me politely will move me to give it to you.

Woo-jae.

I KNEW IT, DEAR BROTHER

I want to eat some abalone. May I have some?

No.

THERE MAY BE A REPORT OF A MURDER IN GAU-DO

Where's my oxygen tank?

KOREA'S 99TH PERCENTILE PERSONALITY

I want to hear your laughter, Sook.

If you laugh heartily

and say, "Give me something," I'll give you some.

Just laugh?

Just laugh and say, "Give me something."

"Give me some abalone." Then, laugh.

BARDEM MUSTERS UP COURAGE

Who are you?

I'm just a lonesome traveler.

Give me some abalone!

HE INTERCEPTS

No.

Geez. I was trying to get up the nerve to do it.

I was really trying get up the nerve.

Gosh, darn it.

Look,

-I'm just passing by. -Yes.

Give me some abalone.

EVIL LAUGH

KEEPS LAUGHING

Give me that abalone!

Give me some abalone.

Nice. I'd better give you some.

SHE GETS THE ABALONE WITH THE HEARTY LAUGH

It's good.

THEY EVEN SHARE A PIECE OF ABALONE

Eat all of it.

Come on.

It's so good.

Come on, Sook.

HE TAKES A PIECE AS SHE INSISTS

Come on, man. Are you serious?

Do you want some more? Want anything else?

No, I'm fine.

THE VILLAINS WERE PICKIER THAN EXPECTED

Can I really just eat now?

I don't have to beg for it?

THEY SHARE THE FOOD WITH THOSE WHO STARVED

-Sook. -Yeah?

-They're sharing? -We don't have to beg.

SLURPING IT UP

I have some.

-You should eat some. -Okay.

They're like siblings that look out for one another.

POOR BUT CLOSE VILLAIN SIBLINGS

Where's the sauce?

-It's here. -Sook.

-This one's amazing. -Which one?

This one?

Are you still eating?

It's awesome.

You see, Chef Yoon Nam-no said

it's good if you pour sesame oil on it.

Yeah, I think I saw that too.

Pour a lot like this.

That much?

Aren't you just eating sesame oil?

HE WAS A BIT DOUBTFUL

Isn't it awesome?

HE REACTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY IT MUST BE GOOD

It's really good!

With a spoonful of rice…

Look.

Woo-young, try it.

Do this.

Hang on.

1. PUT THE RAW FISH DIPPED IN CHOGOCHUJANG OVER THE WARM RICE

2. POUR A LOT OF SESAME OIL OVER IT

Give it a try.

HE TAKES A HUGE BITE

Wow. It's really good.

YUM

IT'S PERFECT FOR BARDEM AS WELL

They say you can't gain weight eating raw fish.

But you'll gain a lot of weight if you eat it like this.

-You'll become a pig. -It's so good.

It's so good.

It's good with the sesame oil on top.

Even the sesame oil is good.

THE VILLAINS, NOW SATISFIED HAPPY PIGS, FINISH THEIR MEAL

ONE HOUR LATER

Come on. I should be feeling something.

Yeah, you should be feeling something.

What is MS? Min-seo?

Myeong-soo?

-What could it be? -Min…

It's so funny!

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"REBOOT" BY KYOUNGSEO (SCREWBALLS OST)

SCREWBALLS IN SEARCH OF LOST STEERING WHEELS

Subtitle translation by: Ilyoung Kim