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Right? 13 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,703 I'm... Hey, I'm still avail to guest, FYI. 14 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,956 I'm collecting signatures to stop New York City 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,958 from opening its first ever casino. 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,584 I got an offer on my place. 17 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,919 It's big. 18 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:47,005 I, uh, joined a dating service for sexy seniors. 19 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,507 It's called, uh, Last Gasp. 20 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,426 Oh! Last Gasp notification. 21 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,054 - Priscilla, she's so funny. - You told her about the case? 22 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,973 Just a... a little tidbit. 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,349 You're being catfished, Charles. 24 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,352 This glitch is from the same footage as THฤ’ and Seth Rogen's. 25 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,730 - Something has been cut out. - Why is the Last Gasp peach logo 26 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,024 the same as on the security footage? 27 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,569 That's who's been messaging me? 28 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:11,572 - And cooked the footage. - And maybe killed Lester. 29 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,699 What does it say? 30 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,410 You're such a smarty-pants. 31 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,912 Now I need to come hunt you down. 32 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,836 When you live as a titan of industry 33 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,797 on this planet amid the metropoleis... 34 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,803 nothing means more than getting away. 35 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:41,310 To think, to play, or just... escape. 36 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,813 You think he knows he's goin' to the vet? 37 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,899 Well, if he didn't, he does now. 38 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,693 Oh. 39 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,488 Ooh, it's one of those "Silver Alerts." Always so sad 40 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,198 - when an old person goes missing. - Aw. 41 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:59,911 It says, "Endangered adult male, 74, 5'7", brunette, 42 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,623 "last seen wearing southwestern cowboy boots 43 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,458 - and a purple scarf." - Oh! Thank God! 44 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,877 Did it say the boots were turquoise? 45 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,629 Oh, thank God! 46 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:09,880 Thank God. 47 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,757 You gotta save me. 48 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,134 I'm in danger. 49 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,678 You hear it all the time. 50 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,473 "The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward." 51 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:23,268 But when it comes down to it, most people aren't willing to take the leap. 52 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,562 What the very successful know 53 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:29,358 is that you have to take bold risks to strike gold. 54 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:34,112 So, tell me, are you willing to go all in for greatness? 55 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,698 - I said, are you willing? - Yes! 56 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,827 Sorry. I know he is our murder suspect. 57 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,039 But the "Bash Steed Greatness Academy" audio tapes 58 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,083 are really inspiring. 59 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,959 That was $18 well spent. 60 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:52,464 If only he let it slip where to find him, then I'd be all in. 61 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,341 Oh, wait a minute, this might be something. 62 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,425 - What? - Oh. No. 63 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,805 His company website says, "Bash Steed is a citizen of the universe 64 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,140 "with a home in each of the continents 65 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,143 - and a bio module on Mars." - Wow. Wow. 66 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,063 He's also an asshole, pardon my French. 67 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,940 I mean, he did pretend to be my girlfriend. 68 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,609 Mm, not exactly sure you can call Priscilla a girlfriend 69 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,612 when you messaged for six hours and you've never met in person. 70 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,781 Oh, how embarrassing. 71 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:21,034 Someone doesn't know the term "situationship." 72 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,287 Okay, will you two Muppets stop arguing? 73 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,290 We need to prepare for our interview with the mayor. 74 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,834 Fine. I'm over it anyway. 75 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,419 Although I still don't know why we're podcasting 76 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,754 if we're not allowed to talk about our suspects. 77 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:36,049 That's because we are contractually obligated 78 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,468 to make content for Wondify. 79 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,556 - This is so dumb. - No, no, no, um, I think interviews 80 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,808 are an evolution of our brand. 81 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,978 And having the mayor as our first guest is quite the get. 82 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,980 I've already reached out to Meghan Markle's team 83 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,606 about being guest number two. 84 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,735 Okay, that must be him... Oh! 85 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,403 Did you see the email from Wondify? 86 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,613 They want us to be more like the Drunken Sluts. 87 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,575 You know, so they want us to slut it up! 88 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,202 Ho-ho! Ho! 89 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,287 Jesus. 90 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,791 - Greetings. Ho-ho! - Hey! 91 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,626 Mayor Tillman in the house. 92 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,170 How are you, Charles? 93 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,797 Oh, my goodness. 94 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,966 - Hello. What a pleasure. - Hello, how are you? 95 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,885 - Thank you. Thank you. - A pleasure. Big fan. 96 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:24,181 Thank you. Oh, I can't believe I'm here, finally. 97 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,184 Wasn't sure how many overtures I was gonna have to make 98 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,437 before you would finally take the hint and let me on the pod. 99 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,688 Oh, no, no. 100 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,939 But fear not, fear not. 101 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:36,234 I have been working on my podcast voice for months. 102 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,569 Check it out. 103 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,155 I am Michael Barbaro. 104 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,573 Uh-huh? 105 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,699 Oh, no, that's it. 106 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,034 - Oh! - Oh. 107 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,245 - That was so good. - Oh, well, let's just get this started. 108 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,330 Alright. 109 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,749 Okay! 110 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,627 Oliver and Mabel, we got a really special edition 111 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,629 of Only Murders podcast today. 112 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,340 We're sitting with New York City Mayor Beau Tillman! 113 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:00,967 - Whoo! - Thank you. 114 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,386 Thank you very much, Charles. Uh, a huge fan. 115 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,763 - Ohh! - Yeah. 116 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,932 Uh, you know, a big part of my platform 117 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,559 is making the streets of this city safer, 118 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,062 so I am excited to chop it up today. 119 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,482 Well, uh, great. So the first and most obvious, uh, question is... 120 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,067 - Mm-hmm? - ...what are you gonna do about 121 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,528 the crosswalk button on 86th and Broadway? 122 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,197 Oh, uh, is... is it broken? 123 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,324 No, but the button gets a little sticky, 124 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,493 and sometimes it... it's... it's difficult to tell 125 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,203 if you've pushed it or not. 126 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,541 You said you wanted to make the streets safer. 127 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,251 Oh, I meant from murder. 128 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,086 - Ha! Of course. - Yeah, so... yeah. 129 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,548 'Cause I... I heard your teaser trailer a while back, then crickets. 130 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,550 So, I have some theories. 131 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,844 Have we looked into the person 132 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,972 who is running against me this fall? 133 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,765 Right? 134 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,767 - You guys see? - Oh! It's a joke. 135 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,311 - Joking. - No. No, no, no, no. 136 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,814 We cannot podcast about that murder. 137 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,150 - What...? - Because, well, our prime suspects 138 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,737 bought our network and banned us from talking about them. 139 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:06,032 Oh, the Wondify sale. Yeah. 140 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,868 Wait. 141 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,787 Is Bash Steed one of your suspects? 142 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,497 Yeah, you know him? 143 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,125 Uh, love him. I... I... I would be shocked 144 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,127 if he was related to your case. 145 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,964 Actually, um, you know, Romy, I... I could really use a coffee 146 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,258 - from that bodega on 74th. - Okay. 147 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,637 Okay, thank you. 148 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,641 Bash Steed is your murderer. 149 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,067 We have to be quick. 150 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,821 Romy is Bash's niece. 151 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,825 He had me hire her so he could keep eyes on me all the time. 152 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,370 And yes, she also happens to be the best assistant I've ever had. 153 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,705 You should see how fast she gets coffee. 154 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,165 Like a Road Runner cartoon. 155 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,960 She's already in the courtyard. 156 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,422 Well, then, uh, start talking. What makes you think Bash is our suspect? 157 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,966 Well, I... I don't actually know that for sure. 158 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,050 Dammit, Mayor! 159 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,885 But if you are investigating him for something, 160 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,513 chances are, he did that something. Trust me. 161 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,974 This man will do whatever it takes to get ahead. 162 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,559 He has paid millions into my campaign. 163 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,020 So, why are you trying to out him? 164 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,647 When I was first running for office, 165 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,565 I was up against people with deep pockets. 166 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,111 I didn't stand a chance, until Bash opened up his checkbook. 167 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,447 But it turns out, if people give you money, you owe them later. 168 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,574 Been there. One time, I took a small loan 169 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,493 - from Robert Blake. He was... - Oliver! 170 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,120 Uh, s... Real quick. 171 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,248 He made me lie under oath. Continue, please. 172 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,959 Uh, okay. Well, uh, it started out small. 173 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,087 Uh, building permits, diplomatic license plates. 174 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,797 But then the asks kept getting bigger. 175 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,675 Now, I'm spending so much time doing his bidding, 176 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,594 I haven't made good on any of my campaign promises. 177 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,596 That's why I wanted to do your podcast, 178 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,890 so I could win over the public and stop simping 179 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,976 for some lunatic billionaire. 180 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:41,354 Why don't you do something about it? Talk to the chief of police. 181 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,524 Who do you think is the NYPD's biggest donor? 182 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,526 He's literally above the law. 183 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,987 I'll bet Bash hired those dirty cops 184 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,197 I saw over Nicky's body at the dry cleaners. 185 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,324 Don't doubt it. And meanwhile... 186 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,160 I'm powerless. 187 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,786 Nothing but a puppet. 188 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,122 My ass is sore from having his hand so far up there. 189 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,665 And not in a fun way. 190 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,376 Great, so if the mayor of New York has no power, 191 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,836 what the hell are we supposed to do? 192 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,504 Investigate. 193 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,382 I-If you find something, maybe we can take Bash down together. 194 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,302 Oh, my God, that would be amazing for my numbers. 195 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,804 City people hate billionaires right now. 196 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,098 We're trying, but we can't even find him. 197 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,726 Well, the other day, I overheard Romy on the phone. 198 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,521 Apparently, he's hosting some big, secret rich people meeting. 199 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,317 Let me guess. With Camila White and Jay Pflug? 200 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,112 Yep, at his country estate in the middle of nowhere, 201 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,615 no servants, no service, no witnesses. 202 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,950 I'm not saying that they're doing blood rituals, 203 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,535 but I have heard rumors that it's exactly that. 204 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,162 Yes. 205 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,538 Do you have an address? 206 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,415 Yes, the address, so we can never go there. 207 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,627 Oliver, maybe by surprising him, 208 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,629 we can find something to take him down. 209 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,590 Yes, and if we end up dead, the mayor can just get Bash on that. 210 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,674 Oh. Smart. 211 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,469 Oh, I mean, as a backup plan. 212 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,845 What backup plan? 213 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,388 Oh, Romy! 214 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,766 Hey. Yeah, we were, uh, 215 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,726 just talking about, um, birth control. 216 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,853 - Yeah. - Morning-after pill. 217 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,605 Yeah, I need it. 218 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,107 Feminism. 219 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,651 You know, the... The right to choose-a-roni. 220 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,236 We should go. 221 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,238 Ribbon cutting at the New York City Ballet. 222 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,948 God, snooze. 223 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,616 Sarah Jessica Parker's gonna be there. 224 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,701 - She's friends with my uncle. - And wide awake! 225 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,662 Let's go. Thank you. 226 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,372 Uh, sorry for the chicken scratch. 227 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,166 If I get reelected, first thing I'm gonna do is fix the public schools. 228 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,048 Do either of you see how insane this is? 229 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,968 We're about to face off with the most dangerous suspect 230 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,053 we've ever had... in the wilderness. 231 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,098 - Oliver, we're going to Connecticut. - Yeah, well, Putnams don't do foliage. 232 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,101 In fact, I... I should probably stay home and text my poor wife 233 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,104 who's on hour 18 of her United delay. 234 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,190 She's boarded and deboarded four separate times 235 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,401 and spent $900 at Hudson News. 236 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,196 Well, I for one, am going in scorched earth, guns blazing, 237 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,240 hell hath no fury like a Savage scorned. 238 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,742 Come on, Oliver, I know you wanna take those cowboy boots 239 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,744 out for a spin in the country. 240 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,914 - Didn't you get those from Wonder Woman? - Linda Lavin. 241 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,207 - Ah. - Do they come in a men's? 242 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,542 They're unisex! 243 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,669 And a piece of Broadway history. 244 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,422 She wore them in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. 245 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,259 And in a private viewing, only the boots. 246 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,887 - Ew. - But that's beside the point. 247 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,097 This is crazy, and I'm not going. 248 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,057 We have to, for Lester. 249 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,937 And if it gets all Eyes Wide Shut, then we can leave. 250 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,150 Alright, I'll go. 251 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,484 For the boots. 252 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,738 And I'm sending my wife a cute little selfie of me in them, 253 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,990 so she can ID my body! 254 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,745 He's gotta relax. How scary can a country house be? 255 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,210 Bash's den of lies. 256 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,965 I wonder what room he was in when he first posed as Priscilla 257 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,927 with the conniving line, "I really like your profile. 258 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,013 If you could add one color to the rainbow, what would it be?" 259 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,474 - What'd you answer? - Brown. 260 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,895 Well, the landscape is very... lush. 261 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,689 Yeah, that's what happens when you fertilize with human remains. 262 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,903 Oh, great! We... We lost service a mile back. 263 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,322 Now, Loretta's gonna think that I'm in danger. 264 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,991 And newsflash, I am! 265 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,452 Oliver, calm down. 266 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,622 There's nothing to worry about. Just don't look to your three o'clock. 267 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,211 Do we think he's real, or are we gonna find out 268 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,046 he died 50 years ago in a fire? 269 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,634 I like your skin. 270 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:40,718 Ah. 271 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,931 That's the first compliment that ever made my bowels evacuate. 272 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,808 Hi. 273 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,102 Uh, i-is your dad home? 274 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,187 Or maybe he's your grandpa? 275 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,522 Or son. 276 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,774 If that's the plot twist of this horror movie. 277 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,070 He's inside with the others. 278 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:03,074 But Daddy says little boys who interrupt get sent to the cellar. 279 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,660 Okay. 280 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,036 Well, thank you. 281 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,707 And you know, good luck with your... shiv. 282 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,554 Okay, I... I've seen enough. 283 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,889 How 'bout we beat traffic, avoid getting hunted, 284 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,100 - and hung on a wall? - Shh. 285 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,979 Listen. 286 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,945 First, I'll remove the spleen. 287 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,613 Careful. 288 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,325 They're harvesting organs to sell on the black market. 289 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,996 Next, I'll take the kidney. 290 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,254 Dammit! 291 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,590 It's always the wishbone. 292 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,925 They're playing... 293 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,218 Operation? 294 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:08,473 โ™ช The leg bone's connected to the hip bone โ™ช 295 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,975 Well, just three adults playing a children's game. 296 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,727 Not at all creepy. 297 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,978 I'm good to go. 298 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,942 Hi! 299 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,861 Trespassers. 300 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,698 Naughty, naughty. 301 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,916 You said today would be private. What are they doing here? 302 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,044 Better question, what are you doing here? 303 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,881 Playing board games in the privacy of my own home. 304 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,174 Oh, please. 305 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,635 We know what happens when the three of you get together. 306 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,012 Even if it looks like a game of Operation, 307 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,306 we know you're always playing for something. 308 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,976 Might as well show them. 309 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,697 Okay, a trophy from Walgreens? 310 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,159 Well, there were only so many times we could destroy each other's businesses 311 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,994 before it got boring, 312 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,205 so we started having game nights. 313 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,874 Gives us an outlet for ruthless competition. 314 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,251 And gossip. 315 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,628 Warren Buffet shaves his bikini line. 316 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,339 - Oh! - Oh! What? 317 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,882 Okay, fine. 318 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,844 Well, if that's all you guys are doing, 319 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,514 I'm sure you wouldn't mind if we stayed and watched a little, right? 320 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,725 No, no, no, I... I think... I think we've overstayed our welcome. 321 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,852 Nonsense. 322 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,854 Please stay. 323 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,938 I insist. 324 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,409 Yahtzee! 325 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,911 Well, that wraps up round seven. 326 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,122 Maybe they really are just playing board games? 327 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,208 No, no. No, no, no. I'm telling you, these people are killers. 328 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,961 They played Monopoly start to finish and no one flipped the board over. 329 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,087 Sociopathic. 330 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,339 Now, please excuse me. 331 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,508 I have business to attend to. 332 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,682 I'll follow him. Maybe I can get him to talk to me. 333 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,149 Okay, I'm on Pflug duty. Oliver, you're on Camila. 334 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,193 Whatever happened, the three of them 335 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,320 are clearly in on it together. 336 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,404 Oh, yes. 337 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:40,541 So, um, how does gaming here compare to gaming at The Arconia? 338 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,755 How's your apartment, Oliver? 339 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,510 My apartment? Well, um... 340 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:55,306 I was thinking of selling. Uh, got an insanely good offer. 341 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,557 Oh. 342 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,187 What, that's all you have to say to me about it? 343 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,856 Should there be more? 344 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,234 How about, um, mm-mm... 345 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,486 "Thank you"? 346 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,282 I transformed your sad, purple hovel 347 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,451 into a camel-toned fantasy land. 348 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,037 I said "camel-toned." 349 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,249 When I met you, you had zero tassels on your pillows. 350 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,669 And now, look at you, Tassel King of the Upper West Side, 351 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,878 all because of me. 352 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,755 The disrespect. 353 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:31,467 I should cut off your balls and shave them into a potpourri. 354 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,473 Sorry, I downed an entire bottle of Chablis on the 'copter over. 355 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,601 You have a question for me? 356 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,228 Mm-mm. Mm-mm, mm. 357 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,312 Okay. 358 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,998 You followed me all the way out here. 359 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,502 Do you have something to say? 360 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,714 I was sort of waiting till you put down the big blade. 361 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,884 This is a skin tree. 362 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,972 The bark helps with my Algernon's digestion. 363 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,683 Oh, look. 364 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,352 There's Algie in the pool. 365 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,232 How fun. 366 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:34,280 I was going to cover the pool up, but Algie loves to swim. 367 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,702 Now, when my other children were young, 368 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:43,956 I was too busy building my empire to be a good daddy. 369 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,419 So, with Algie, I promised to never miss a single bedtime, 370 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,046 and I never have. 371 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,550 Don't try to be sympathetic, Priscilla. 372 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,762 You catfished me. 373 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,558 You preyed on a buffed-up, albeit older, romantic looking for love, 374 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,312 but I guess that behavior is to be expected from a murderer. 375 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,527 I am not a murderer. 376 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,945 I hate death. 377 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,491 I lost my papa when I was very young. 378 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,452 That's what sparked my fascination with longevity. 379 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:26,540 You know, the micro-naps, cryo-chamber, stem-cell shakes. 380 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,251 Everyone thinks it's born out of vanity. 381 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:36,133 But the truth is, I want my Algie to keep his papa... 382 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,928 ...possibly forever. 383 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:44,183 Father, is it time for my gesunde Leckerei? 384 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,519 My boy. 385 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,813 He loves his healthy treat. 386 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,272 Now, if you'll excuse me. 387 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,607 Oh, Charles. 388 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,443 I wish you nothing but happiness. 389 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,625 Looking for something? 390 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:14,672 Or are you joining us for a game of hide-and-seek? 391 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,050 Sorry, HR won't let me play games with my boss, 392 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,512 which you are, because you bought us and then shut us down. 393 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,223 Yeah, I... Well, yeah... I'm sorry about that. 394 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,727 I couldn't let you talk shit about me in a murder podcast. 395 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,603 Accusations like that... 396 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,273 I'm just trying to protect my family. 397 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,234 You keep making excuses, yet I have no evidence 398 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,403 that you're actually a good guy. 399 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,282 Well, if you responded to my texts, I would show you that I am one. 400 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,827 HR also won't let me date bosses. 401 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,330 Plus, there's that whole thing where you're a suspect. 402 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,707 Mm, fair. 403 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,626 But if I wasn't, could I take you out to dinner? 404 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,757 I'm not a Bond villain. I promise. 405 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,633 Although I do have a white cat and my dad's office 406 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,719 is located on the side of a mountain. 407 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:09,769 Look, I know my friends are eccentric. 408 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:14,231 But really, we're just a bunch of bored, rich people hashing out a bet. 409 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,692 The same one we were trying to settle the last time 410 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,943 we were in that gaming parlor. 411 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,322 Do you mean when Lester died? 412 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,532 Uh... 413 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,367 What do you know? 414 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,205 Fine. Don't tell me. 415 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,998 I'll find out myself. 416 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,376 Shit. 417 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,295 Alright, cut the shit. 418 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:40,382 Jay admitted this is about way more than a stupid trophy. 419 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:46,347 So, you don't wanna answer our questions, fine. 420 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,141 We'll do it your way. 421 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,228 We play you for answers. 422 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,564 - Wait, Mabel, are you serious? - You wanna play games with them?! 423 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,983 The last time they were doing that, two whole people died. 424 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,485 If we win... 425 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,238 we wanna know everything. 426 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,989 A ratcheting up of the stakes. 427 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,742 Leaning in, liking. 428 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,662 What happens if you lose? 429 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,542 We stop investigating you, forever. 430 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,673 Fine. 431 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,759 And when we win, 432 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,053 if you don't hold to your end of the bargain, 433 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,263 we'll kill you. 434 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,310 Kidding. 435 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,938 And that's a wrap on me. 436 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,857 Bye, everybody. Enjoy your twisted game night. 437 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,109 Oliver, you can't leave. 438 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,278 What about doing this for Lester? You're being selfish. 439 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,406 Yeah, enough with "Oliver is selfish" shtick. 440 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:49,034 And you're not doing this for Lester, you're just mad you got scammed online. 441 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:52,913 And besides, unlike you two, I have someone to lose. 442 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,332 I'm sorry, but it's true. 443 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,628 So, if you wanna risk your lives playing a game, go for it. 444 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,796 But I'm out. 445 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,055 Ladies and gentlemen, 446 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,807 the game is Celebrity. 447 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,184 How many famous people can you guess in a minute? 448 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,395 One round, winner takes all. 449 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,480 Our team will draw a category first. 450 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,026 "Historical figures." 451 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,028 Do you think they know about history? 452 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,447 No way. They're too busy with world domination 453 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,032 to read biographies. 454 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,744 Mm-hmm. Okay. 455 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,787 Start the timer... now! 456 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,500 He comes to my, um, uh, my Labor Day party every year 457 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,086 - and bakes a pineapple upside-down cake. - Vladimir Putin! 458 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,008 Um, um, Jay, he and your granddad did... did sleepaway camp 459 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,093 - in the Schwarzwild. - Uh, Henry Kissinger! 460 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,180 Um, um... Oh, good God. 461 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,807 He will not shut up about Crumbl Cookies. 462 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,309 Kim Jong Un! 463 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,145 What are we gonna do? 464 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,064 Hope for an easier category. 465 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,315 This guy. 466 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,483 Bernie Sanders! 467 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,363 Camila, um, he and you, uh, call each other "Bunny Face," 468 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,989 - and I don't know why. - Xi Jinping, 469 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,407 and the reason is just for us! 470 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,243 Time. 471 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,997 You got five. 472 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,375 - Oh. Mm. Hmm. - Yeah. 473 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,962 Bravo, Papa. 474 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:26,215 Algie, to the cellar. 475 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,304 Your turn. 476 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:40,980 Don't worry, we got this. 477 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,606 We're smart people. We know things. 478 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,152 Okay, our category is... 479 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,573 "Broadway." 480 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,203 โ™ช The coffee cup โ™ช 481 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,372 โ™ช I think about you โ™ช 482 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:03,252 โ™ช I love you so, it's like I'm losing my mind โ™ช 483 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,842 โ™ช Lions and tigers and bears, oh, shit! โ™ช 484 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,219 โ™ช Lions and tigers and bears โ™ช Oh, shit! 485 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,054 How do we not have Oliver for this? 486 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,764 It's okay. You know Broadway, right? 487 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,267 Yes, I've seen one play once, 488 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,477 and it was the first 15 seconds of Death Rattle, 489 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,354 before Ben Glenroy dropped dead. 490 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,690 Just do your best, no pressure. Well, some pressure. 491 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,900 Our entire investigation depends on it. 492 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,197 Your time starts now. 493 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,907 Okay, um... 494 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,743 Pass. 495 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,827 Hold on. 496 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,078 No, pass. 497 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,706 - Say something, Mabel. - I'm trying! Pass. 498 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,082 - Pass. - Anything but "pass"! 499 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,126 Ugh! Where's Oliver when you need him? 500 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,170 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I know this one. 501 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,796 The boots! She was naked in the boots. 502 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,465 Linda Lavin! 503 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,051 Okay, Oliver claims he was an assistant doula 504 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,594 - at her birth. - Uh, Lea Michele! 505 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,846 Oliver says he and this person 506 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,265 took an Ativan and slept through all of Hurricane Sandy. 507 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,516 Hugh Jackman! 508 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:03,979 Oliver claims he invented both the name "Adele Dazeem" and her real one. 509 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:07,399 The wickedly talented Idina Menzel! 510 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,193 Ugh, Oliver's biggest beef is with...? 511 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,737 The Jessica... Angela Lansbury! 512 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,323 Oliver says she stole his haircut. 513 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,991 Cynthia Nixon! 514 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,242 - Time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 515 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,457 You motherfuckers beat us. 516 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,584 We sure did. 517 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,879 Now, tell us what you were playing for. 518 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,635 Okay. 519 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:40,974 The night your doorman died, we played for a very big contract, 520 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,851 probably the biggest development project 521 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:46,355 to hit New York City since... Grand Central. 522 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,482 - The most important... - Oh, my God! 523 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,611 One of you is planning to build New York City's first casino. 524 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,279 I was ramping up. 525 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,366 But yes. 526 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,077 We all have our proposals. 527 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,456 Tonight's winner gets to see theirs come to life. 528 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,959 That's a terrible idea. 529 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,378 You think a casino would be good for the city? 530 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,672 I think about how much money it would make. 531 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,632 How much power the owner would wield. 532 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,509 And how it's a chance to make your name 533 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,177 synonymous with New York City history. 534 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,720 That's Rockefeller shit. 535 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,888 How noble. 536 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,893 And how do you three just get to decide that, anyway? 537 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,604 Deals have always been made in back rooms. 538 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,149 Games are just our way of making it fun. 539 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:33,610 That still doesn't explain why you edited the footage from that night. 540 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:38,115 Well, frankly, I don't like anyone knowing my comings and goings. 541 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,827 Yesterday, I treated Algernon to a Jamba Juice. 542 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,413 - Ooh. - Scrubbed that, too. 543 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,415 Mm. And we wouldn't want people 544 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,209 losing faith in the system, now, would we? 545 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:52,045 So, you didn't kill anyone? 546 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,715 This has nothing to do with our doorman? 547 00:27:56,675 --> 00:28:01,013 This is about a casino and a stupid trophy? 548 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,101 Are you guys good? 549 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,605 We just really like the trophy. Put the trophy down. 550 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:25,871 Your prize is our fucking finger. 551 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,299 Come on, you overpriced brick. 552 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,344 Survived a hot bowl of barley soup, and now you crap out? 553 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,765 Thank Mary Tyler Moore. 554 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,559 Oh, dear. 555 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,521 Oh, mother's balls! 556 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,525 You think he knows he's goin' to the vet? 557 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,569 Well, if he didn't, he does now. 558 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,366 Ooh, it's one of those "Silver Alerts." 559 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,533 Always so sad 560 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,244 - when an old person goes missing. - Aw. 561 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,330 Oh, thank God! Thank God. 562 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,123 You gotta save me! 563 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:13,794 I'm in danger. 564 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,838 You poor thing. Anyone we can call for you? 565 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,758 Well, I tried my wife, and... and no reception. 566 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:23,053 Plus, she's probably halfway to New Zealand to shoot her TV show. 567 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,554 She's a Hollywood actress. 568 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,891 Of course, she is. 569 00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,977 - Uh, should we try the police station? - Uh... 570 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,396 No, no! No, no, no. The police are in on it. 571 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:33,605 Goes all the way to the top. 572 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,277 The mayor told me this morning when he came over to record my podcast. 573 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,904 - I bet he did. - Yeah. 574 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,949 End of the day is toughest. 575 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:50,205 - Gotta get the hell outta here. - We gotta call a car. 576 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,748 Oh! 577 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,959 So, you're a "good guy," huh? 578 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,670 Mabel, you're in more danger than you think with that finger. 579 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,922 You have no idea what they paid to get that. 580 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,008 Paid who? 581 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,469 Wait. 582 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:08,015 So then, this is your legacy? 583 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:11,059 Trapping a woman at one of your game nights to get it back? 584 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,772 - A woman and her friend. - Is no one going to stop them? 585 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:17,607 Really? 586 00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,651 Okay, go. Now. 587 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:20,736 Now. 588 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:27,075 And Zach Galifianakis is playing me in the movie, so... 589 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,953 - Well, isn't that wonderful? - Yeah. 590 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:34,333 Alright, let's hop on in. We can drop off Blaze on the way. 591 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,461 Oh, God, I... Really, I cannot thank you two enough. 592 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,212 I mean... 593 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:42,299 ...if I had to walk back to Manhattan in these boots, 594 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,676 Charles and Mabel would never let me live it down. 595 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,387 Are those your friends? Um, should we give them a call? 596 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,432 Well, actually they're... they're at Bash Steed's place, 597 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,975 uh, with no service, so... 598 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,518 - Bash Steed. - Yeah. 599 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,937 They can't be that good of friends then, 600 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,899 if they let you wander off all on your lonesome. 601 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,485 Well, actually, they're... they're great friends. 602 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:04,821 I mean, if it wasn't for them, who knows what would have happened to me? 603 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:07,991 I... I... I wouldn't have a podcast. 604 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,577 I wouldn't have met the love of my life. 605 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,704 And I certainly wouldn't have reconnected 606 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,290 with my best friend, Ron-Ron Howard. 607 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,002 - I call him Ron-Ron. - Wow. 608 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,462 Yeah. 609 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,381 - Uh, well, I... - Meanwhile, I'm the one 610 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,758 who left them alone with a group 611 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,678 of deeply unwell rich people, you know? 612 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,389 I mean, they... they can't even call an Uber. 613 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,015 They have no way out of there. 614 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,936 Oh, my God. What have I done? 615 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:40,065 - I need you to drive me back! - No can do, hon. 616 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,942 We're gonna take you somewhere safe. Get in. 617 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:45,570 No, no. I'm gonna save my friends from murderous billionaires! 618 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,239 And if you won't drive me... 619 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,743 - I'm taking the horse! - Oh. 620 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:53,829 Oh, oh! Come on, buddy. 621 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,541 I have a strong sense you're not the best on bareback. 622 00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:00,752 I'll have you know that I am the first and last director 623 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,629 to ever stage Equus with a live... 624 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,299 Is everything out here demonic? 625 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,970 How am I gonna get back to my friends?! 626 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,264 Dammit! How are we gonna get out of here? 627 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,515 Mabel. 628 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,143 Shit. 629 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,520 You know, there's something I have to say, and I have to say it fast 630 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,273 before I get, uh, sent to the cellar with Algernon. 631 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,357 What? 632 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,026 Oliver was right. I threw myself into this case 633 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,738 because I was sad I got catfished, and I thought I had nothing to lose. 634 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:30,532 But I have a lot to lose. 635 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,492 My family. 636 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,245 - You. - Oliver. 637 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,621 Yeah, Oliver. 638 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,582 No! Oliver! 639 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,751 Get away from my friends, you sons of bitches! 640 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,552 You came back for us! 641 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,512 - I should never have left! - No, you were right. 642 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,431 These people are insane. 643 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,099 Mabel, get in! 644 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:58,435 And we got matches! 645 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,190 Oliver, those Linda Lavin boots saved us! 646 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:06,401 - Where are we going? - โ™ช To the Old Town Road โ™ช 647 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,778 We're riding all the way to Manhattan! 648 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:09,946 Ha, ha! 649 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,949 I'm not saying we're gonna get there quickly. 650 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,292 Can't believe this finger has to do with the first casino 651 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,211 in New York City. 652 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,713 I can't believe that dead finger is back in my apartment. 653 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,008 I can't believe Loretta called in a Silver Alert for me. 654 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,135 And it didn't even mention any of my credits. 655 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,097 Okay, that must be Williams. 656 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,767 I hope she can identify that thing before it learns to crawl. 657 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,560 Hmm. 658 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,646 Oh, oh. 659 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,066 Oh, uh, look who, uh... 660 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,152 You'll have to excuse me for arriving so late. 661 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,655 They say don't go to bed mad, so I thought I'd come 662 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,657 and settle our little tiff. 663 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,409 Hm, you mean the fact that you lied about the casino 664 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:59,204 having anything to do with our murder? 665 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:03,458 Like it or not, that finger decides the casino bid, 666 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,753 and New York is only giving out one permit. 667 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:09,714 I don't know if you've seen Jay and Bash's proposals, 668 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,508 but they're grotesque. 669 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:15,136 Jay wants to put his in the 92nd Street YMCA 670 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:19,266 because, and I quote, "A pool would be so sick." 671 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:23,103 And Bash's big idea is a spaceship 672 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:27,399 floating over Times Square and the M&M's store. 673 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,859 - A travesty. - Hmm. Yeah... 674 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,988 My casino will be different. Bespoke. 675 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:36,825 I am giving the people of New York what they don't know they need. 676 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,702 A gambling addiction? 677 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,079 I will make gambling so chic, 678 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,832 Gwyneth Paltrow will shit her capris. 679 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,543 That's really compelling, Camila, 680 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,045 - but we're not giving you the finger. - Mm-mm. 681 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,214 Oh, I worried you might say that, so... 682 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,466 Give me the finger! 683 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,887 You're bluffing, and we're not giving you the finger. 684 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,808 Willing to risk it? 685 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,936 Give her the finger. Give her the finger. 686 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:14,988 I can't wait to share with the world my quiet slots. 687 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:18,116 It's not... "ding!" It's... "ding." 688 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,039 I think I'll start renovations with... 689 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,375 Oliver's apartment. 690 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,337 What are you talking about? 691 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,922 That offer on your place was from me. 692 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:36,092 I'm the one buying up all the apartments here, 693 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,261 so I can finally build. 694 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,266 Exclusive first look. 695 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:49,105 The Camila Club? 696 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,024 Is that... 697 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,525 Our lobby? 698 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,403 Our courtyard? 699 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:59,991 You're turning The Arconia into a casino? 700 00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,870 Well, have a good night. 701 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:07,040 Hopefully, they'll have murders in your next building, too. 52823

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