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Antón.
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-What the hell are you two doing here?
-Antón, please.
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We're not to here to fuck you up, I swear.
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Antón!
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Open the door!
Please, it's important!
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Antón!
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For fuck's sake…
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Sorry for waking you,
but we didn't know where to go.
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You didn't know where to go
so you come to my house, Vicente?
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Is this some kind of joke, Toñín?
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-Is this some kind of joke?
-Listen!
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It's about Ophelia.
It's important, honestly.
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Antón.
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Ophelia is sick.
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-Please, Antón.
-Please, Antón.
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Dammit, Antón!
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Antón, it's important.
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We wouldn't bother you
otherwise, I promise!
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Open the door!
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Don't even dare.
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OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS
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I'm only coming because
you asked me to, but I mean, seriously,
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did you wake up and think,
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"Hey, today I'll be more of an idiot
than I was yesterday"?
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I can stop the car if you want.
You can get out here.
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For god's sake, don't look
at me with those raccoon eyes, okay?
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I look like a raccoon, Uxía,
because these guys fucked me over.
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Yes, but they are crooks, Antón.
Both them and you!
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But go ahead and keep helping them!
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I am helping the cow, Uxía!
This is my job!
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-It's not the cow's fault! Okay?
-No, Antón.
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What you're doing
is helping yourself go straight to jail!
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And I'm gonna take those handcuffs
and throw them at your head
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'cause I'm not visiting you in jail,
understand?!
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I'm not going to do it!
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'Cause you are going to rot
in jail for being a total moron!
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How long has the cow
been like this, Vicente?
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Three days.
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Three days is a long time
to wait to call a vet, Vicente.
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Toñín told me.
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I can't spend all day locked up
in here with the cow.
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There she is.
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Ssh.
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-So?
-Let me do my job, Vicente.
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Uxía, get in here.
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-Why?
-Go!
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Get off me! No.
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Don't look at me like that, Uxía.
This is real life, we're not at Kawanda.
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We're not just here to look.
We're here to work, okay?
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So get in here, please, Uxía.
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So?
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-Last bowel movements, Toñín?
-Answer him.
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Well, she hasn't shit for a few days.
And she won't eat or go out…
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She won't eat, go out, or shit.
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Hurry up, Antón.
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It doesn't look good. Uxía.
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-What the hell?
-It's a thermometer.
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Move the tail aside and put it in.
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-The ass or the vagina. Let's go.
-Uh, no, no.
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Come on.
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Uh, no! I am not collaborating
with you guys.
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I don't wanna be involved.
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Okay, but I do not approve.
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Do you hear me? I don't approve. Okay?
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Okay, Ophelia.
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Hello, darling.
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Antón, I fucking hate you.
You're an idiot, do you know that?
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Have I told you
that you're a complete idiot?
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Good girl.
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Did I say
that you're an idiot? Did I say that?
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Hey, hey.
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So? What is it?
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What it is is that it doesn't look good.
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Shall I take it out?
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Tell me the temperature.
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Mm.
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Thirty-five point eight. Well, I mean,
that's great, right? That's not a fever.
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In humans, yes, but in bovines,
it doesn't look good.
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Wait, what doesn't look good?
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm going to have to explore.
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Here we go.
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The rectum is rigid,
like a pipe made of PVC.
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Ophelia, baby,
Antón's gonna save you.
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You're gonna be okay.
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Even though he's so stupid,
and an idiot and a crook.
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It doesn't look good.
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If you say that one more time,
I'll punch you in the face!
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Calm down, Toñín.
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Tympanic sound, puncture with gas release,
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rigid rectum, very high heart rate,
and a very low temperature…
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What are you saying, Antón?
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She's at death's door, Vicente.
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It's a serious case of peritonitis.
There's nothing we can do.
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Come on, man. You are a vet, aren't you?
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Sure, you're right, I'm a vet,
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but you want Saint Anthony,
the miracle worker,
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because this is
a serious case of peritonitis,
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which will lead to sepsis,
and the animal is suffering…
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Antón, what are you doing?
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Hello! I thought
you forgot about me, Adela.
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Adela, what are you doing here?
Come on. Back to bed.
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They never tell me anything.
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Is Ophelia sick? Is that it?
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I won't lie, Adela, she's not doing well.
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Yeah, she's not well.
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You didn't tell me that.
You never tell me anything. Ever.
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Grandma…
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-Ah…
-Hmm.
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Little Sabela!
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-Oh, just look at you!
-Oh, no…
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So beautiful, isn't she?
And so young, huh!
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-No…
-Come here.
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Did you forget your glasses?
What do you mean "Sabela"?
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It… it's Uxía.
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She's my sister's daughter,
my niece. Uxía.
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And you are…?
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Oh, uh…
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I'm Antón, Adela.
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Your friend Antón, remember?
I used to steal your apples as a kid.
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Toñín.
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Could you take Grandma back inside,
please?
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Right, yeah. Come on, Grandma,
let's go home. Let's go.
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Think you can save her?
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It's peritonitis, Vicente.
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There's nothing we can do,
especially out here.
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Well…
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How long has Adela been acting like that?
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It's been months.
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Or years.
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At first,
they were just little mistakes, but now…
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Some days, she wakes up thinking
it's the day of her first communion.
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Does she enjoy the day
of her first communion?
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Oh, you have no idea.
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She only recognizes Ophelia.
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Just a cow.
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Life is pretty crazy, huh?
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Life is pretty crazy, it is.
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I can try to operate
if you want me to, but…
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It would be a miracle
if it does anything, but I can try.
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Let's do it. I'm gonna check on Adela.
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Close that, Toñín.
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-Your grandpa?
-He's with Grandma, she's… anxious.
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Okay. I'm gonna need a lot of help,
you guys.
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Will you help me, Uxía?
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Look, I'm begging you.
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Yes.
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-Thank you. I need a bucket.
-Okay, how big?
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Imagine that you need a bucket
for the entire Niagara Falls.
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Bring it to me.
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Sure.
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This is gonna be
extremely unpleasant, Uxía.
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It's not gonna be
like Kawanda and all the…
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Okay, whatever, Antón, I get it.
What can I do? What do you need?
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I need those inspirational mugs,
Uxía. What was it again?
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"Because we know teamwork
makes the thingy work." Right?
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You mean, "Teamwork
makes the dream work," I guess.
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We're gonna need a lot of mug quotes,
so make a compilation.
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This one?
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Would you ask him
if he knows what a waterfall is?
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Oh, I know.
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Life can be fucking shit sometimes
and nobody gets you,
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but you're a super brave cow,
you've got this.
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And you know, very soon,
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you'll be chewing cud, you'll be grazing,
you'll be walking around doing cow things.
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So what's the cow saying?
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I mean… Well, she said
that she's scared, like really.
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What else is she saying?
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Do you care?
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She feels so alone.
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And she's very angry
because her life is falling apart,
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like some omelette
that's been undercooked.
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And she's so sick of everything
being so fucking… so fucking shitty.
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What's really pissing her off?
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What's really pissing her off
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is that she feels alone
but you're so selfish and narcissistic
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that you don't listen.
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That's why she's annoyed. You crook!
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Yeah, you're a crook
and a huge asshole, Antón.
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And you look ridiculous wearing all that.
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But wearing socks over pants is cool,
right, Toñín?
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God…
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Ophelia, let's do this, okay?
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It's going to be fine.
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Scalpel.
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Ssh, it's okay, Ophelia. It's okay.
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You're okay.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Oh shit…
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This is pretty complicated.
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Like I said, Nia… Hey! Hey!
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Niagara Falls.
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This is complicated
'cause the infection has spread
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and there's a lot of fibrin in there.
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What's fibrin, Antón?
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Antón, can you explain 'cause we don't…
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-Do you need me to call my grandpa?
-Antón.
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"Antón, Antón, Antón."
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Just let me think, okay?
Just let me think for one second.
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Toñín, can you count?
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-Throw it on the ground.
-Thirteen, fourteen!
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-Fifteen, sixteen!
-Here.
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Seventeen, eighteen!
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-Very good.
-And… That's twenty.
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-Okay?
-The bottle, give me the bottle.
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That's it, okay, great.
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The, uh… tube. The tube, Uxía.
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Go get the… the milking machine.
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There's no machine, Antón.
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-We had to sell it all.
-Should I drain it with a spoon?
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-I don't know.
-I gotta drain the fluid.
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You can do it, Antón. You can.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Come on, Antón, you got this.
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Argh!
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Antón, you got this.
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Come on, Antón.
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Come on, Antón, I believe in you.
Please, please, please, save this cow.
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-I'm begging you, please!
-Argh!
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That's it, that's it,
that's it, that's it.
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Antón.
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Okay? We're here for you, you've got this.
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You've got this, Antón,
come on, please, please.
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I can't.
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The fibrin's clogging the tube, I can't…
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Without a milking machine,
we can't do anything.
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It just isn't possible.
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You can make it possible.
Antón, I know you can do this.
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It's not possible, Uxía.
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Today's gonna be great.
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Oh, I'm going all out.
I'm using those shitty mug phrases.
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Because it's only impossible…
It's only impossible if…
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if you don't try it.
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So just keep on trying.
Visualize your goals.
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Because if you visualize them,
you can do anything you set your mind to,
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goddammit!
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Be the best you can be.
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And don't stop dreaming!
You've got this, come on, Uncle!
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-He… he's the stud of the stable!
-Yes, Toñín!
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And a watched pot will never boil!
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-My grandpa would be proud of you.
-Those who dare to dream can fly.
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-He's the fucking king of the town!
-And the path to success is attitude!
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And one for all, goddammit! Come on!
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And we can all fuck ourselves.
248
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,240
And we can all fuck ourselves.
249
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,440
That's my grandma's cow! Fuck, yeah!
250
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,560
Uncle, you're the best, I swear.
I love you, Uncle. I love you.
251
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,480
There's the Niagara Falls.
252
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,360
Well done…
Who's a good cow?
253
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,360
You're so brave, Ophelia.
254
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,400
-Isn't she?
-Hey, so what's the cow saying to you?
255
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,640
Well, I mean,
she's saying that…
256
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,440
this whole Y2K thing you've got going on…
257
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,800
Well, it's cool,
but it's too much for a farm.
258
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,960
You've got something there too.
259
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,360
Hey. Is she gonna be all right?
260
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,920
We've gotta wait.
261
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,480
But it went well.
262
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,480
Look, we've just gotta wait, Uxía.
263
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,000
We'll wait then.
264
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,800
We'll wait, Ophelia, we'll wait, okay?
265
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,200
She's beautiful.
266
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,560
She really is.
267
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,800
And you are Sleeping Beauty.
268
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,240
She's going to make it.
269
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:46,360
I'll say it with an inspirational quote,
"Life will always open a path."
270
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,680
She's gotta shit.
271
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,880
She has to shit, Uxía. She has to shit
if she's gonna survive. Don't laugh.
272
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,760
I'm not laughing, I promise.
273
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,200
It's just that life doesn't…
doesn't open anything.
274
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,200
Your life is constipated?
275
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,200
Oh, yeah.
276
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,280
I'm really straining.
277
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,200
I thought what I wanted was to be a…
278
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,480
a Kawanda mother, to be happy,
279
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,200
with my cat and my partner…
280
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,120
And holy shit!
281
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,240
Life falls apart like
an undercooked omelette, kid, you know?
282
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,800
I don't know what I want to do in life.
283
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,200
And I don't think Kawanda
is fulfilling me.
284
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,640
And I'm super scared of time
just passing and passing and passing,
285
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,000
and ending up a… old woman… and, well…
286
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,040
Ending up like an old crook?
287
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,840
No, a failure.
288
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,360
You're a success, Uxía.
289
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,720
Honestly, you're a success.
290
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,840
You're a successful person.
291
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,560
Well, I don't think you're an old crook.
292
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,480
Actually, yes, you are, Antón, honestly,
293
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,880
but… but, I mean,
at least you're a lovely old crook.
294
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,480
Hmm. I'm an old crook
who does what he can, Vicente.
295
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,760
How'd it go?
296
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,960
Any news yet?
297
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,880
All quiet on the Western Front.
298
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,400
Ophelia needs some fresh air and so do we.
299
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,360
Let's go.
300
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,800
Well, fuck me.
301
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,920
Everything's fucked,
and all… for an extra couple of bucks.
302
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,600
Don't fuck with me, Vicente.
303
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,960
I signed to get my life back,
I didn't give a fuck about the cash.
304
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,720
And I just wanted her
to be comfortable when I'm gone.
305
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,880
That cow there, and a few other things
is all I can give my grandson.
306
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,120
I know he's a moron. You've seen.
307
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,440
He's not like your niece.
308
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,040
He's the king of the morons and he's
on his way to becoming a legend, Vicente.
309
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,760
He is a moron, yeah.
And I've always been a bit of a crook.
310
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,000
I always knew that someday I'd get caught.
311
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,400
Anyway…
312
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,680
If I gotta go to jail
and die in there, then I will.
313
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,280
But I don't want to leave
my family with just nothing.
314
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,520
-Right.
-You gotta fight for what's yours.
315
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,440
Yeah.
316
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,160
This is what I'm going to miss the most.
317
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,840
The countryside…
318
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,920
all the animals, and the freedom…
319
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,800
…and this smell.
320
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,480
That smell of shit
that you're standing on, Vicente.
321
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,000
Hmm?
322
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,600
Uxi!
323
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,760
With the feed,
one in the morning, one in the afternoon.
324
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,920
-Just the cow…
-Okay, yeah.
325
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I know what I'm doing, I'm not an idiot.
326
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:48,960
My God…
327
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,040
-One in the morning, one in the…
-Don't piss me off.
328
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,960
Adela, thank you so much,
you didn't have to.
329
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,760
Here, handsome. Take them to the barracks.
330
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,200
I appreciate it. I'm finding
my military service quite hard.
331
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,160
Look at the beautiful things
that Adela has brought us.
332
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,440
-Thanks, Adela.
-It's nothing.
333
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,560
Good lord, she's ugly.
And she's gotten so old and fat, damn.
334
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,640
Hey, Adela, listen.
335
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,560
Have a good time on Sunday, won't you?
336
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,320
-Sunday?
-At your first communion.
337
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Huh?
338
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,360
Vicente told me
that 200 guests are coming.
339
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,320
Two hundred guests is 200 presents, Adela.
340
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,200
-Aha.
-Come on, let's go.
341
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,400
You're a very good veterinarian, Antón.
342
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,200
Would you repeat that for me?
343
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,080
You're a very good veterinarian.
344
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,120
Hey, you're not that bad either, Uxía.
345
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,560
I was all right, wasn't I?
346
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,240
Hey, you should try making
your next omelette at veterinary school.
347
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,720
Falling apart can be nice.
348
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,440
You have to fall apart,
there is no other way.
349
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,840
-And then, nothing.
-Nothing?
350
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,520
Absolutely nothing.
351
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,200
The… the… the tube just…
just wouldn't go in the cow.
352
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,640
And Antón had his arm up to here,
buried in her intestines…
353
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,160
And, oh God, the smell of shit…
354
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,040
So you didn't get any sleep
because of a cow?
355
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,440
-Correct.
-Correct.
356
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,720
I would've killed you.
357
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,440
I would've killed you, Antón.
358
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,760
I would have grabbed a knife
and fucking killed you.
359
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,920
Don't ever change yourself.
360
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,480
I want to,
but I can't because you didn't tell me.
361
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,560
What you did… There are no words, Antón.
362
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,200
I could tell you later in detail?
363
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,080
Good morning.
364
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,560
Oh my God…
365
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,320
Where have you been?
366
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,320
All morning I've been looking for you.
367
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,360
-Sign this, Antón.
-Okay.
368
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,040
Okay then.
369
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,320
And take a shower,
all right? You smell like shit.
370
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,240
What does it say?
371
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,440
It's a court summons.
372
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,680
It's a court summons.
373
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,480
-It's okay, Antón.
-What's wrong?
374
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,880
Oh.
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