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Well, that's basically it, Doctor.

Hmm, okay.

All right, then how about Tuesday 17th?

-Does that work?
-Yeah, I mean, but…

The money's the thing
that's causing the issues.

I mean, the money
is really the issue because…

Well, they're crooks.

I… I… I know the Andrades are crooks,
but the people at Kawanda are also…

The system is made up of crooks.

So the 17th works for you? Hmm?

Sure, uh, I don't have to take the money.
I don't have to take it.

They can stick it…
They can use it all to wipe their asses.

I am not a criminal.

For just my signature,
things go back to normal.

I get my life back and I don't have
to handle any more "Kawanda United."

All the… Uh, all the shelves
that are full of useless crap,

I can just…

A dog sex doll. It costs 200 euros! It's…

All I do is sign.

It's… it's… I mean, you understand, right?

Uh…

Of course.

Uh… but listen, how about next Tuesday,
eleven o'clock?

Does that work?

-Okay.
-Yeah, and I feel better now.

-Okay.
-'Cause after talking to you, I mean…

We all gotta put up with things.

We all gotta put up with things
and we gotta be selfish.

All I do is sign the form
to get my life back, right?

Well…

But…

let's talk about this next week.

What I don't really understand

is why I have to come back again
next week to talk about, uh…?

Well…

to discuss the Andrades, but you can talk
about anything you want to.

Oh, well for me, it's settled.

-Okay.
-I'm gonna sign the form.

So… I… I'll get back to, uh…

-Okay.
-As you were saying, uh, saying before…

Uh, talking is healing so…

Yeah, talking is…

Look, it's just… not, uh…
We really don't have time, so…

-And there are people in the waiting room…
-Oh! Oh! Oh my God, I'm sorry.

-Don't worry about it.
-I'm so sorry.

I'm feeling much better so…

-You don't have to worry.
-Great.

I'm just gonna sign the form,
so… I can get back to the cows.

Take care, Antón.

-Likewise. Thank you, Doctor.
-Yeah, yeah. See you next time.

SOCIAL WELLBEING

OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS

What is it?

It's the ranking.

-No, no, the sandwich. What is it?
-Oh!

It's… I… I didn't look. I'm not too sure.

-I think it's veggie.
-Yes.

-Careful, it might have tuna.
-I gotta talk to Uxía.

-If you'll excuse me.
-No problem. No.

Hmm.

Of course, sir, my pleasure. Yes, sir.

And thank you for trusting Kawanda.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

-How's work going?
-Not bad, same as always.

Hmm.

How are things at our clinic?

Oh, they're really good.
I think I'm gonna have to quit though.

'Cause I'm at the bottom of the ranking.

But that is all right.

The ranking isn't meant to be a way
of choosing somebody to get fired.

If you happen to be at the top,
you could go to the Canary Islands.

But it's okay.

But those little red faces,
I have all those little red faces.

I hold the record for little red faces.
I have the highest record.

Yeah. Yeah, it is the highest record,
but nobody cares.

It doesn't matter,
because the clients come running back

because you're a good vet.

That's why we need you here,
the clinic's doing really well.

It's all fine.

All of us love having you here,
Antón. It's all fine.

The others should thank me
for being at the bottom.

Seriously, Antón? Again, with the ranking?

I promise you, you're not getting fired.

You're staying here,
you're staying at Kawanda.

All right?

We all really like you, Antón.

-Chicken.
-Fantastic.

Going by what's left in the machine,
it's honey-mustard chicken.

I had no idea.

-Antón.
-Yes?

You're not wearing your hat.
All of us have to wear it.

It's company policy.

Because maybe in the Kawanda universe

it was written
that I wouldn't have to wear it.

Yeah, I'm getting a hat.

Wonderful, I can't believe my luck.

Oh, you didn't get a hat?

Oh, that's so awful for you!

It looks that way, Ángela.

It's from the Kawanda Foundation.
To make people want to adopt animals.

Well, you did say that earlier.
You said that. So, any patients?

Hello, sir, if you'd like
to come with me…?

Hold up, this is the last one.

Thank you so much,
Xoel. Today is my lucky day.

Thank you so much. This way.

Do you know
what a disciplinary layoff is?

I don't know, uh,
when you get fired for spitting.

Shit like that?

No, so I looked online…

Turns out that employee rankings

are sometimes used
for disciplinary layoffs

and if your sales are below average,
well, you're fired.

It's okay, look, just fire me, already.

Uncle, I'm not worried about you.

You're staying put at Kawanda.
I need a veterinarian, Antón.

-First you can…
-I can't today.

Morning, Antón.

-Morning.
-Look at this leak!

It's never gonna get fixed, is it?

-Damn.
-Ah! It got me.

It looks bad.

-I'll make you some breakfast.
-Uxía, I can't.

-I'm sorry, but this is how it is.
-I gotta go to work now.

Oh, what a shame…

I gotta help a sick horse, Uxía.

-Wow. A sick horse? Really?
-Yeah.

So I have to get sick
to get your attention, is that it?

-I don't know, you tell me.
-In that case, I feel awful.

Nuno, wait, don't leave. Listen…

Uh…

So, um, yeah…

What's up?

Talking's good for you.

-Um, yeah.
-You know?

I… I guess.

So, listen, I heard you say that…

that there's…
there's a bit of an issue… with a horse?

Oh yeah, that one. A mare
that's called Finisterre, I believe.

Oh, now, you gotta be careful
'cause that's a beautiful mare.

Beautiful.

No, but she, uh… Well, I mean,
she's not good. She's not moving.

Look, how about I go with you?
I know the mare, and two opinions are…

-You can…
-No, n… no. Don't worry.

-And besides, you have work and…
-Oh, don't worry about that.

Kawanda isn't a problem.

I got them eating
out of the palm of my hand.

Now look, I'll go with you. Wait there.

Hey, Uxía, you take the car, okay?

Nuno's asked me to go with him
to an emergency for a second opinion.

-Okay?
-Nuno did what? And Kawanda?

Kawanda… It's an emergency, you know?

One hour.

I'm serious, Antón, max one hour.

Uxía is getting desperate.
She needs a vet at Kawanda, but…

It's just a temporary thing.

Look, you could even work part-time
until they find another vet.

Quintas, I'm gonna do a blood test
to rule out encephalitis.

And then there's the security,
the job security. You know?

'Cause in our line of work… that's not…

Well, we work outdoors a lot.

So? What's the diagnosis, Nuno?

Well, she just won't move.

Could she have
over exerted herself recently?

I mean, maybe. She's a horse.

I mean, yeah, but…

Off the top of my head,
rhabdomyolysis, right?

Monday morning disease.

She's blinking too much.

It's impossible not to blink
with all the sawdust in this manger.

Even the Three Wise Men would blink.

You're wondering why I'm leaving
the Kawanda family, I suppose.

Oh, no. I'm not wondering.

You're retiring and… It is what it is.

Quintas, has Finisterre spent much time
with her friends lately?

If Uxía needs help for real,

I should help her, right?

Of course, Nuno.

Hey, if you mention it to her, don't…

Don't tell her I told you
'cause she'll kill me.

Okay, I won't.

Uxía's gonna love
having you around.

That one's blue, just like the gnomes,
and I won't say anything else about it.

Come on, I'll show you this…

This area is for children,
lots of colored markers, paper…

There's all sorts of stuff.
There's small cages, hanging cages,

cages for rodents,
leashes for rabbits, also leather bones…

Hey, you know, there's even dog leashes
with Swarovski crystals.

And I wish I could wear one,
but I'm not a dog.

Seriously, Nuno,

you know, if you can't find it in here,
it's because it doesn't exist.

So what do you think about it?

Uh, it's like a supermarket.

Well, the concept is more boutique store.
More boutique.

-And the…
-Uh, right.

Well, it's a charitable enterprise,
so this week at Kawan--

He can't wear the hat.

-I'm sorry?
-The hat is for employees only, Antón.

Shall I show you the, uh…
the… the clinic now?

Please, Antón.

And now for the best part, Nuno. Ángela.

-You're late. Mm-hmm.
-I know.

Ángela, this is Nuno. Nuno, Ángela.

-Nice to meet you.
-There are people waiting.

What's funny?

We just… We just have
a lot of fun at this job, you know?

-Alberto's waiting for you.
-And Alberto is…?

Alberto, the meerkat.

Would you be so kind as to come
with us to the examination room?

Is that meerkat legal?

-I got permission.
-Permission from your parents or a permit?

It's a special permit.

I mean, nowadays,
a special permit is more than enough.

Alberto's been very anxious
over the past few days.

I don't know what to do, he won't eat,
even stuff he really likes, you know?

-Sorry, excuse me, your name is…?
-Lucía.

Lucía, could you just give me one second?

This is the examination room,
as you can see.

It's basically new
and well-stocked, you know.

We have all the medication
you could possibly want.

The real interesting part is the OR.

We have cages
and we have an ultrasound machine…

Um, shall we see the meerkat?

Lucía, he's gonna help you.

Do me this favor, would you?

I have a very important call to make
and this way you can get some practice.

I'll be right back, though.
Do excuse me, Lucía. Excuse me.

Um…

Are you also a veterinarian?

Yeah, I'm a vet.
So Alberto's not…?

Hello, Vicente, it's Antón.
Do you have a minute to talk? Okay, great.

Well, I've been thinking
about the conversation

that we had the other day,

Pichichi, your grandson and I,
and I'm going to sign the certificate.

So I'm gonna sign it but, listen,
the money you can use to wipe your ass.

And I'm speaking quickly
because I want to, Vicente.

You listen to me.

I'm not signing because you're powerful
or because you have a lot of money.

The reason I'm signing
is because I want my life back.

So just tell me where and when.

Look, tomorrow would be wonderful.
I'm gonna sign it, end of story.

Tomorrow works perfectly for me.
I'll see you then, Vicente.

Uh…

-Where's the vet?
-He's gone.

And also, he didn't say
what's wrong with Alberto.

-Aw, don't worry about it. Lucía?
-Yeah.

Wait here for one minute.

I'm gonna fix this for you right away.
One moment.

What happened?
Nuno, you left the examination room.

Nothing. I'm waiting for Uxía.

-Why?
-Well, because she's mad.

-For wh…?
-Antón, she's right, come on.

This is her boutique
and we barely know each other.

Don't you see? I'm a total idiot.
She must think I'm stalking her.

Nuno, for God's sake! I mean, just…
You don't have to listen to what she says.

My niece has a very, very short temper.

And you did a really nice thing,
so don't worry about it.

I mean, was it really nice
or really stupid?

You have nothing to worry about.
I will talk to her.

No… No, I wanna tell her that I'm sorry.

Nuno, I'm telling you
she has a very short temper.

I will talk to her and fix it.
You don't have to listen to her.

Don't worry, just go home.

I will fix this, I know my niece.

-Don't worry. Come on.
-Well… Bye.

Hey.

Is everything okay?

You were the one
who brought Nuno here, right?

He wanted to… just help you out and…

But why?
That's what I don't understand.

Do I come across like a… a loser, Antón?

Is that what people think when
they look at me? That I'm useless?

He's just a little strange.

It's very strange,
it's very strange.

And he actually said that… that
he thought working here was a great idea,

that way we could spend
more time together.

I mean, is he crazy?
Do you think that's normal?

I guess he wants to be with you all day.

We've only hooked up three times, Antón.

-That's totally crazy.
-Right, yeah.

Three. Does that seem
like normal behavior to you, Uncle?

-No.
-I'm so overwhelmed.

You saw it coming, you warned me.

No more adopting stray cats,
it's not a good thing to do.

They'll always cause problems in the end.

They are causing me so much stress, Uncle.

Hey…

And what did I do?
I adopted the weird one.

The one with problems.
Isn't that swell?

For the love of God, Uxía,
you moron, well done.

This is all my fault, Uncle.
It's all my fucking fault.

It was a perfect plan, but it's done.
You need to tell them.

-I know.
-And besides, you can learn from failure.

-For sure.
-And it might make you less arrogant.

How the hell am I arrogant, Sabela?

Antón, you're arrogant and unbearable.

You behave like an old man
who thinks he knows it all.

You're traditional. And I like you more
when you behave less traditional.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Antón.

I prefer you like this, all humble.

-Oh, am I humble as well?
-It's a good thing, Antón.

Gotta go.

Okay, see you.

And cut the crap and tell Uxía the truth.

You have a visitor.

Good morning!

First of all,
you can wipe your asses with this

'cause you two
have a lot of shit to deal with.

You're counting the money that you gave me
in the first place, are you stupid?

I'm checking 'cause I bet you took some!

Are you gonna tell him
to shut up, or do I have to?

Okay, fine. Toñín, shut it.

You see, Antón wants to sign.

This is mine.

Come on, Antón,
I know you want to sign.

'Cause I know you want to get back
to your cows, and your lambs.

You wanna leave "Kawasaki."

But the thing is
you're being pushed around

by your niece and Sabela,
Quiroga's daughter.

-Poor guy.
-Poor guy, my fucking ass.

-You're a fucking clown!
-Shut it!

But I don't mean it as an insult,
you know? I get it.

I mean, Emiliano, Carmela's son,
the same happened to him.

They had him running errands
all over the place.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

-Good, it's finally done.
-That's my pen.

He's quite something.

Come on.

Uh… Do you mind if I stop by
to see Nuno on our way to Kawanda?

I don't…

I don't know, I don't really see how…

What don't you see?

I don't know what to say to him, Antón.

Oh, just… uh…

Uh… Why don't you say how you're feeling?

Uh…

Mm, but I don't know
how I'm feeling.

Well, okay, um…

Th… then how about you, uh…

We gotta recycle the trash so… the… the…

Those things that we have, you know…

I'll go get him.

No more tests, Nuno.

-Quintas.
-I won't do any more.

-We gotta do more tests.
-Never in my life have--

We gotta do things the right way.

I mean, isn't the mare worth it?

Hello.

-Morning.
-How are you?

So?

Was it Monday morning disease in the end?

No, no it's not.

We gotta run some tests
to rule stuff out, but…

So… I brought you, uh…

I brought Uxía, she wants to talk to you.

-Okay, well tell her to come talk to me.
-Uxía is very proud.

Hey, is it me or…?

There's less sawdust in this manger.

We cleaned it out,

because it was impossible
to breathe in here.

Oh…

Is she still blinking?

She is but… not 'cause of the sawdust.

Nuno.

You blink if you can't see.

-Uveitis.
-There you go.

Look, I'll wait for you here.
You, uh, go be a man.

Talk about… Talk about
what you need to talk about and…

-Okay.
-Move on.

-Let's go.
-Thanks.

Antón?

Yeah?

Uh… She's not here.

Wait, what the hell, Uxi?

Hey, could you give me a ride to Kawanda?

-Fine, come on.
-What the hell…?

Oh, shit.

How'd you end up here?
How do you know the Andrades?

Uh, through my uncle.

I needed a job and… you know…

Do I know your uncle?

Oh, no.

He's in regional government.
Nothing to do with this world.

What do you think of them?

Well.

They're…

who they are.

They always pay late.
They don't bother running any tests.

But apart from that, they're wonderful.

They're crooks, right?

Yeah, by their nature,
the Andrades are crooks.

So Vicente's dad sold the council
the same piece of land two times, Nuno.

He sold it twice.

So that's why they buy land.

Nuno, the council isn't buying land.

But the Andrades are.
They have pastures everywhere.

They don't put shit out to pasture.

I guess they rent them out then.

Or they're selling them
to another council.

I don't know. Okay, come on.

Antón.

Where's your hat?

Alberto is here.

Hey, co… could you try to fit him in?

-Because it's, like…
-Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

Hmm.

Miguel, you know
we don't sell pianos here, right?

Okay, shit. Miguel,
could you wait outside, please? Thanks.

Antón, what is it?

Don't you care about Nuno?

-Don't you care about me, Uncle?
-Come on.

Look, Miguel's here
'cause he's the only lawyer I know.

He's helping me write an email
'cause it turns out, you were right.

Sometimes they use the employee rankings
to carry out disciplinary layoffs,

so yeah… Isn't that insane?

It sure is insane, yeah.

And is Miguel doing a good job
with the email?

I gotta say that he is,
he's really helping me a lot.

Uh, I also have something
I need to ask Miguel about.

-No, no, no, no.
-No?

-Okay.
-No, no…

No.

-Just shut it.
-Uh…

Look, sorry,
about the piano thing now, Miguel.

-I get nervous.
-It's all good.

She's my niece. Listen, I wanted to ask…

It's stupid really,
just a discussion we had at my local bar.

Imagine, hypothetically,
that some farmers ask for a subsidy

from the European Union
to start an organic farm,

but it's not actually organic.

It's actually intensive farming.

-No, no, no. That's not possible.
-Why's that not possible?

Well, because they'd have to
bribe a lot of people.

Regional government,
the ministry in Madrid, Brussels…

It's not hard to get caught.

Well, but they have connections
in… in… in many places.

Now we're wondering at the bar…

If they get caught,

the entire team,
from Brussels right down to the guy

who signed a slaughterhouse document…?

If you sign, then you're involved.

And… you could be accused of…

uh, falsifying public documents,

and ongoing swindling,
belonging to a criminal syndicate…

…fraud and embezzlement of public funds…

…and probably money laundering, as well.

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
And, well, I guess some sort of fine too?

A fine and jail time.

They're gonna freak out at the bar.

They are gonna freak out.

Everything we offer is
for your pet. Come try our new Kawandies.

Half Kawanda, half candy.

Antón, here's your hat.

Oh, thank you, Xoel.

♪ Kawanda, Kawanda ♪

♪ Kawanda, Kawanda ♪

♪ Kawanda, Kawanda ♪

Hello, good morning. This is Antón Beiras.

I'd like to make
another appointment with the doctor.

Yeah, yeah, the 17th is perfect.

Okay. Thank you so much for your help.