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Shoo. Shoo.
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Uxía, how many times
do I have to tell you about the water?
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What do I need to do?
Tattoo it on your forehead?
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I don't…
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Hey, man…
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-Hello.
-Good morning.
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So you're my niece's lover, then?
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Uh… Mm, yeah.
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Did you make coffee with my coffee pot?
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No, well, but, I just…
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No, no, no, no.
It's impressive. Very impressive.
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Being able to use
my coffee pot is impressive.
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Oh.
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How do you know Uxía? From Compostela?
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No. Uh, I'm from Vigo. We met here.
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Here in my kitchen?
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No. No, here…
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I mean we met at the bar.
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Oh… Okay.
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Good morning.
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Well… Well, I guess, you've already met.
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Yeah. Your uncle's pretty nice.
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Is that so?
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Uh, you think he's nice?
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Well, yeah.
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I don't know.
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Maybe you guys just get each other
because you're both vets.
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Oh, you've already made coffee?
What a miracle.
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Oof.
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Oh.
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Oh…
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Oh…
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Antón, are you okay?
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Nuno. Nuno.
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Nuno, the vet.
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Nuno López. Veterinarian, yeah.
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Um, if it's anxiety, I got…
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No, no, no. I know it's cool
to have anxiety now,
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but no, it's not. It's just, uh…
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It's just a bit of acid reflux and…
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Oh, sorry, I…
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Why are you saying sorry?
You didn't do anything.
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Right.
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Uh, Nuno, hey… Would you mind?
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Sure.
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Of course.
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-Okay, well…
-I'll call you.
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For god's sake. Just stop already.
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I haven't said a single word.
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And you don't have to say anything!
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You couldn't have picked anyone else?
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Do I tell you how to live your life?
No, I don't.
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For example, I don't tell you
to get your car fixed.
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There's so many warning lights
on that dashboard, I don't even…
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Look how easy it is
to make people happy.
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Just look how easy it is
to make people… happy.
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Okay?
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OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS
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Morning, good morning.
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-Good morning.
-Good morning.
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Coffee, Antón?
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Just antacid for now.
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No coffee, Antón?
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So, does he always
have heartburn this bad, or…?
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Antón? No idea.
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He says he's had it forever.
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Don't you ever speak?
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Sure, we talk.
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What the hell, Uxía?
We talk to each other all the time.
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By the way,
the Andrades were asking for you.
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Now drink it, that's how it works.
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Antón, it's not that big a deal,
come on, seriously?
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Come on, team!
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Okay, no, no, no. This isn't working.
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Oh, wait, someone's missing.
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-Who?
-Really?
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-Who's that?
-Yeah.
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-Oh, shit.
-Okay, don't move! Antón! Antón.
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I need you for the team photo.
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I'd rather not be in the photo.
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I say, we both stop resenting each other.
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I was only doing it
'cause of the "personal matters" thing,
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but I'm trying to create a team here.
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"Kawanda United."
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You think it's cheesy?
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A little bit.
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Hmm. Okay, listen.
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We could win a trip to the Canaries.
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Oh… Oh my God.
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No, seriously, Antón,
if you put some effort in,
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like, a lot, then you might win.
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But to do that you have to be the employee
who sells the most Kawanda products.
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A contest,
just what we need right now.
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They sell themselves.
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Add "Kawanda" and the word "candies,"
and you get "Kawandies."
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And there's something for every animal:
dogs, cats, reptiles, amphibians,
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bunny rabbits.
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And?
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I don't know, Antón, sometimes I think…
that people just need a push to improve.
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Uxía, you seem to think
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that those people are stray cats
and you wanna adopt them or something.
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Just like with Nuno this morning,
and you know what?
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I think it's commendable.
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Commendable and insane
at the same time, you know?
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So please don't drag me into it.
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'Cause I just wanna do
my eight hours and then go.
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It's not a very common practice
for us vets to write these things down.
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You're the owner, I'm sure you'll know
which one's Tom and which one's Jerry.
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Yeah but, Doc, I'm colorblind.
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Okay, very well, so…
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No problem, and so how do you…?
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So how is it that, uh, you knew
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which one needed the antibiotic drops?
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I just gave both of them the antibiotics.
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Excuse me for just one moment.
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He didn't buy anything?
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Huh?
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Your client didn't buy anything.
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And?
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The Kawandies…
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Kawanda Farm Prestige Premium.
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It's great, it has seeds, dried flowers…
It's absolutely incredible.
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The best thing out there for birds.
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-How's your, uh…
-The heartburn? Oh, it's fine.
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-Is it?
-Fine. More or less.
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-Okay, great, that's great.
-Yeah, it is, yeah.
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Just keep hanging in there.
For team Kawanda.
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Of course, team Kawanda. Kawanda forever.
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Would you like to know
who the next client is?
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Yes, who have we got now?
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Next client is Leslie.
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Leslie?
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That's us, we're Leslie.
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Okay.
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She thinks she's pregnant but she's not.
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Mm-hmm.
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Phantom pregnancies happen, right?
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Dogs have them sometimes, don't they?
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Like, they try to mother shoes
or stuffed animals.
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I mean, pseudocyesis is pretty common
in pets that usually live in pairs,
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but who haven't had a… companion.
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You see, Elena?
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Elena didn't think
it was possible for guinea pigs.
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-Getting pregnant?
-A phantom pregnancy.
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They can definitely experience them.
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But I don't think this is the case.
I think old Leslie has had a companion.
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No, Leslie hasn't had a companion.
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-It's impossible that…?
-Impossible. Impossible, right?
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Leslie hasn't left the house
since we bought her.
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Well, this is really something to behold.
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It's some sort of a miracle.
Th… the virgin Leslie Mary.
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Could I talk to you for a moment, alone?
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Of course.
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Honey, could you stay here?
And look after Leslie?
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Uh, so we've got
a very interesting range of…
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The guinea pig is pregnant then?
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-Yeah, she's pretty pregnant.
-Okay.
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-Is that a problem?
-Yes, it's a problem.
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Uh…
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Well, the range of kibble
that we have available…
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Leslie passed away in an accident.
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It doesn't matter how.
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She fell into the pool filter.
It was my fault, but that's not the point.
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It's not important.
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What's important
is Elena doesn't know that.
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-Because we bought her another one.
-Leslie 2?
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Yes, Leslie 2, the one in there.
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And my daughter loves her little rat.
Problem is, she was already pregnant.
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Do you understand or not?
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No.
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Okay, Leslie died.
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-The one that's in there isn't…
-No, no. I'm not… I do apologize.
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I understand that.
What I don't understand is what Kawanda,
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or even I as a vet, can do for you.
I don't know.
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-What I want you to do…
-Y… yes?
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-…is to tell my daughter…
-Mm-hmm.
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…that the little rat has to stay in here…
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-Hmm…
-…until she's cured.
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And when she's cured,
well, then we collect her,
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and that's end of story.
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I see, I see. And the babies?
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I guess I'll give them to you.
Or you might even sell them here,
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or perhaps you give 'em
to me and I decide.
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That's not important.
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Look, the important question is…
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Are you gonna help me out
with this or not?
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Yes, I can help you. You can count on me.
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Fantastic.
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-Antón.
-Antón.
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Fantastic.
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Hi, honey.
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Okay, Elena, Leslie has to stay here
for a short while.
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Two or three weeks,
nothing more than that, just until…
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…until her body has expelled
some infectious stones
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that Leslie has in her intestine.
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Is she okay?
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-Sure.
-Leslie could die otherwise, you know.
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You'd be able to visit her
anytime you want.
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-If you're really missing her.
-Or not.
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Because it's best
that she gets some rest if she's sick.
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-Right?
-I can't come see her?
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Will she be here all alone?
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Oh…
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Oh…
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This one's for teeth, this one's for fur.
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Regular Plus kibble,
which is the complete package.
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It's excellent.
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And over here, we have Premium Advance.
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This option prevents obesity as well.
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And those brands have nothing, so…
That's the main difference.
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And this one costs a lot more.
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Well, sure, but that's
'cause obesity leads to diabetes,
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and then diabetes
will always lead to heart disease.
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And obviously, nobody wants
their cat to die in their arms
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because of a heart attack.
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♪ Kawanda… ♪
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But the Regular Plus
is a fantastic product as well.
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♪ Kawanda… ♪
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I want you to walk straight, like this.
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Did they buy anything?
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The mom and daughter? No.
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-Hmm.
-What on earth? Here you are!
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Here I am. Taking care
of this guinea pig who's pregnant.
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-Oh…
-Her name is Leslie.
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She's pregnant and I'm, uh,
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I'm treating her
to a bag of those Kawandies.
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-You're not okay.
-Bah.
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You know that, don't you?
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What you call heartburn
is actually anxiety,
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and there are specialist doctors
who can help you with it.
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Look, I am not a crazy person.
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Do you know
what a crazy person looks like?
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Do you?
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Do you? Come back.
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Hey, anxiety's trendy, right?
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Yeah, maybe, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Do you have anxiety?
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No, I don't.
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Same here.
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-I don't either.
-Of course.
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If you did, would you go to the doctor?
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-No.
-Same here.
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No way, of course I wouldn't.
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I'd do mindful aerial yoga.
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Actually I already do mindful aerial yoga,
even though I don't have anxiety.
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It's amazing how much you can feel
and how much you can connect to, like,
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yourself but also others.
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-So, uh, no patients today?
-No.
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Shall I recommend you a pose to do?
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Oh, no. No, look I'm too, uh…
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I'm older and…
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Look, I'm gonna take a…
256
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:53,240
I'm gonna take a walk and see
if I can sell some of these Kawandies.
257
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,280
Just let me know if I can help you at all.
258
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,400
We're good, we're just browsing for now.
259
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,520
If you're looking for a fish tank,
260
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,920
we have a range of fish tanks that are,
generally speaking, pretty good, so…
261
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,520
How long does a tortoise live?
262
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:21,040
Well, Darwin's was about two hundred,
a domestic one is thirty years though.
263
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,080
You see?
264
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,360
But I don't want one.
They don't really do anything.
265
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,600
What does a rabbit do?
266
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,120
No way, my parents would freak out
if I came back home with a tortoise.
267
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,080
-And a ficus?
-What?
268
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,320
Instead of an animal,
a ficus. Animals always die.
269
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,440
Just like friendships.
Friendships die as well.
270
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,080
-What do you know?
-How old are you?
271
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,560
-Twelve.
-Thirteen.
272
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,680
Well, I'm sorry,
but in ten or fifteen days,
273
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,280
you'll hate each other because of a boy,
or some concert tickets…
274
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,680
Then who takes care
of your bunny rabbit after that?
275
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,800
-Let's go.
-My friends, get a ficus.
276
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,760
They don't feel, they don't suffer.
Take my word for it. A ficus!
277
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,000
-A ficus?
-A ficus.
278
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,800
You're trying to sell a ficus?
279
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,560
-Has somebody died or what?
-Antón, come on.
280
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,720
I'm here 'cause I thought
you might want dinner,
281
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,480
but if you don't want to, that's fine.
282
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,560
-I want to.
-We can go another day.
283
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,880
-Did Uxía put you up to this?
-Why do you say that?
284
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,360
-I'm not saying, I'm asking.
-She mentioned it.
285
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,480
But if you don't want to,
that's fine but it'd be nice.
286
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,000
-I'd like that.
-You'd like that?
287
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,000
-Yes.
-You'd like that?
288
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,480
Well, if we'd both like that,
then it's settled.
289
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,440
Okay, it's settled.
290
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,480
I'll wait for you to close. Okay.
291
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,960
Dog sex doll.
292
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,680
They sell like hot cakes.
Two hundred euros for a dog sex doll.
293
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,800
-The food was good, right?
-It was.
294
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,960
Really good.
295
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,640
But I don't want any dessert.
296
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,600
Me neither.
297
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,160
Uxía says we don't talk.
298
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,880
-Well.
-"Well"?
299
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,520
Do you wanna say anything more?
300
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,120
Okay, what do you wanna talk about?
301
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,200
Tell me how you're doing, Antón.
302
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,120
How do you feel?
303
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,280
Today, I saw a guinea pig.
304
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,120
You saw a guinea pig? Well…
305
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,920
She's pregnant and the…
306
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,840
the owner doesn't want to keep the babies.
307
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,600
And it's affected you?
308
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,600
And it made me think about
some things like, uh…
309
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,440
That she needs help because she's sort of…
310
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,840
Like she's a single mom.
311
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,360
Poor thing.
312
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,400
And that made me think that…
313
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,720
That maybe it would be kinda nice…
314
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,040
Look, I don't know, maybe you and I,
we… we could adopt a child and maybe…
315
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,520
well, help it, you know?
316
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,800
Uh, are you… Are you being serious?
317
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,440
I thought…
318
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,440
maybe a kid from China or something.
319
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,640
"A kid from China or something"?
320
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,280
You're telling me
that there's a kid from China out there
321
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,680
who wants me and you to be its parents?
322
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,040
I mean, I thought…
323
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,040
Like, there are lots of Chinese people.
324
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,640
There are, like,
billions of Chinese people,
325
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:08,040
so there's gotta be, like, you know,
a Chinese kid who needs our help.
326
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,680
-Here's the check.
-Ah.
327
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,240
Could I offer you both
a digestif on the house?
328
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,760
Yes, thank you. Thank you.
329
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,600
Just one then?
330
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,240
Wait, Sabela.
I don't understand why you're angry.
331
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,240
You went from zero to sixty.
332
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,640
I asked how you are and you said
you want to start a family.
333
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,640
It's something I've thought about.
I think about a lot of things.
334
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,520
-What sort of things?
-Can you walk slower?
335
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,520
No, 'cause I'm cold.
336
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,320
Okay. Well, what are you thinking about?
337
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,760
I don't know what I'm thinking.
338
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,120
Didn't Uxía say we need to communicate?
So let's communicate then.
339
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,840
I mean, yeah, and no.
340
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,240
Is that a yes or a no?
341
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,760
Oh.
342
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,360
We can't talk in here,
I thought you wanted to talk.
343
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,120
But I don't wanna talk right now.
344
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,000
Here.
345
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,760
Look.
346
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,160
I… Sabela, I think it's time to go.
347
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,040
-Let's go.
-I can't hear you, Antón!
348
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,440
Do you think
they're awake? No.
349
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,600
Come on, come on, before they come down.
350
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,360
Quick, I don't want to run into them.
351
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,320
-Oh, hi.
-Oh, hi! Okay!
352
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,440
-Hi.
-Hey.
353
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,920
Good morning!
And what a fantastic one it is.
354
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,080
Am I right?
355
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,240
Big smiles everyone.
356
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,800
Because we love being here.
357
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,360
Here we go… "Kawan…"
358
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,240
Kawanda!
359
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,880
No, no, no.
360
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,640
-What are you doing here all alone?
-You're here to see Leslie, is that right?
361
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,480
Yeah.
362
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,880
-Would you give me a minute, Uxía?
-Oh!
363
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,960
Yeah, sure, of course,
you just take a minute then.
364
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,400
-Do you all just want a minute?
-One minute, starting now.
365
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,880
-That's not why I'm here.
-Why are you here?
366
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,360
I want to know the truth.
367
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:25,400
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come over here for a second.
368
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,400
Come over here.
369
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,040
My mom treats me
like I'm a little kid, but…
370
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,320
I'm not anymore.
371
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,520
Just tell me the truth.
372
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,800
Oh…
373
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,560
Leslie's not with us anymore.
374
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,760
She had an accident,
375
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,680
and your mom bought
a replacement guinea pig
376
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,760
because she loves you very much, Elena.
377
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,720
-I thought she was just unwell.
-She's good, she's really good.
378
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,360
Like, really, really good.
379
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,760
I thought she had cancer.
380
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,480
-No.
-Not that she had died.
381
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,200
My mom's a psychopath.
382
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,680
No. She's uh…
She's doing really, really well.
383
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,000
She's actually pregnant.
384
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,400
Do you want to see her?
385
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,160
Come with me.
386
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,840
-Ángela.
-Yeah?
387
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,360
Would you mind taking dear Elena
to go see her pet, little Leslie?
388
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,200
Of course. Hello.
389
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,520
I need one more minute, Uxía.
390
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,040
Oh, sure, don't worry about it.
391
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,560
It's not like
we're in a rush or anything, Antón.
392
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,640
This is a pretty nice store.
393
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,720
Antón, can we go talk somewhere private?
394
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,560
Doctor, Pichichi hasn't been feeling well.
395
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,880
Maybe you can help in some way.
396
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,360
Listen, he spent half the morning
preparing that prank for you.
397
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,040
Oh, I'm laughing my ass off inside,
Vicente.
398
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,880
Well, there's just one thing, Antón.
399
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,680
I'm afraid I still need
your name on that certificate.
400
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,800
Look, I already tried
getting somebody else to sign it instead,
401
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,160
but it's just…
402
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,120
Protocols… I'm not sure
how the hell the college of vets works.
403
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,840
It's gotta be you, Antón.
404
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,840
Now, come on,
I know that it's not easy for you.
405
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,000
You're a very proud man, and that's good.
406
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:32,040
You've already shown us that you do things
by the book, and we respect that.
407
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,000
-We need that certificate. Okay?
-And you need to get out of here.
408
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,280
-Look at yourself.
-Toñín…
409
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,120
What was I saying?
410
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,040
-That we know it's not easy for him.
-That it's not easy for you.
411
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,800
It's understandable.
But you'll be compensated fairly.
412
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,520
-Fair is fair, you know, Antón?
-That's right.
413
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,800
Well, anyway.
414
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,880
We're not asking you
to do this favor for nothing.
415
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,640
Nor do we want you
to just go back to your life,
416
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,880
your old job, your cows…
417
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,960
Well, actually, we do want that.
But we want you to do it…
418
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,520
…with a new work truck.
419
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,880
Or a blowout holiday
'cause you've earned it.
420
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,640
Don't say anything.
Just think on it.
421
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,160
Wanna throw it back in our face?
Wait 'til tomorrow.
422
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,080
Um…
423
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,480
bye now, Antón.
424
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,400
-Bye.
-Yeah, see you soon.
425
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,200
-Hey! How you doing, Antón?
-You good?
426
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,400
Good, good, good.
427
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,280
That's great, photo time!
Come on, team Kawanda.
428
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,440
-Come on! We're taking a photo.
-Photo time. Okay.
429
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,840
Exciting! How exciting,
we're all finally here! Okay.
430
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,680
Ready?
431
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,760
-Uh-huh.
-All right, family! Kawanda!
432
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,200
Hey!
433
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,240
Hey!
434
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,440
Open up!
435
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,000
You idiot, pathetic excuse for a vet!
436
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,520
Open up!
437
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,120
I'm gonna make you
rue the day you were born!
438
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,440
All of you are going to rue the day!
439
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,120
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who you're dealing with?
440
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,520
What the hell did you say to my daughter?!
441
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,600
She's gonna need therapy!
442
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,800
And who's gonna pay for that? You?
443
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,000
Open up the door!
444
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,840
Um, okay, look, Doc,
I don't think I'm okay.
445
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,200
Some people told me
I need to see a psychologist.
446
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,600
A lot of people.
447
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,040
Uh…
448
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,320
-Hmm…
-Uh…
449
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,760
So what do I do?
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