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Good morning.

Wow!

Good morning.

Yes, good morning.

You leaving? But you don't have to leave because of me.

Oh! I'll make myself a coffee then. For breakfast.

Oh. Sure, breakfast.

Yeah, the most important meal of the day.

Oh, real important.

So, how you doing?

Yeah…

I'm great.

I'm… so great. Coffee?

Sure, I tried to wrestle with it and it kicked my butt.

Uxía!

Yeah?

Do your ears not work?

How often do I have to tell you

that in this house we can't shower one after the…?

Okay, but you never told me how long it takes for the water to reheat.

Eons. It takes forever.

I thought you said that you were in a hurry.

Okay, Antón.

You know the new veterinarian? Well, he came to the bar.

Nuno.

Real charmer.

He left a two-euro tip.

I'll just take a cold one.

He's got the same equipment as you, but I mean it's way better quality.

All of it's just so modern, you should've seen it.

Everybody loves the guy.

By everybody you mean you?

No, everybody means Lorenzo, Novoa, the Castros.

-Did you say the Castros? -I said the Castros.

-So, you think a two-euro tip is a lot? -Round here, sure.

It's not a lot, it's disproportionate.

-Disproportionate? -It's disproportionate, end of story.

Hey! Hey!

So? I'll see you later?

So, how's it going with Sabela? How long have you been dating?

-Oh, yeah, we're good. -Oh, you're good, huh?

Well, I guess that's what love is.

It's not about possessing,

and there doesn't have to be a label.

I think love is freedom.

Did you read that on a mug or some crap?

No, I'm just saying that

I think that maybe love isn't about calling yourselves "a couple."

Like, that you don't… you don't have to label it, you know?

Did the mug belong to the pianist?

Before we go to "Kawanda United,"

I gotta stop somewhere that we're not that united.

But it'll be quick.

OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS

Hey, hey, hey! Stop! Whoa!

How are you, Fermín? This is my niece, she's…

called Uxía.

-Uxía, Fermín, Loles. -Hello.

Hi, how are you doing? Wait, is that a baby goat?

Yep, a baby goat.

Hello! No, no, no, don't run away. No! I'm your friend!

So, uh…

Oh! Look how cute you are!

I came by to see how you're doing and… You, uh, you all good?

Yeah, good.

So may I ask you why the hell

I'm no longer good enough for you and you decide to call the new vet?

I live 20 minutes away. I don't get it!

What if you're not around here, and it's urgent?

If it's urgent, I come quickly, like I've done my whole damn fucking life.

Well, Nuno is cheaper than you.

And what was Nuno's diagnosis?

Anemia.

Well, can I have a look or am I not…

allowed around here?

Anemia is no joke, you know?

There, there, it's okay.

We're done.

It's definitely anemia.

You good?

And did he say what sort of anemia they have?

'Cause nutritional anemia isn't the same as when it's from disease or poisoning.

Antón, drop it. We've got work to do.

Anyway, Nuno's given us supplements so, it's all good now.

He's given you iron supplements?

So, he thinks it's nutritional anemia.

-He thinks it's nutritional? -Antón, please.

It's none of your business, let it go.

But how could it be nutritional anemia,

with these pastures you've got here that are a goddamn sight to behold?

Nutritional anemia? Loles.

If we have any problems at all, then we'll call you.

Of course. Now…

I can take the samples right now.

Antón, that's enough.

Please, just leave us.

Would you like my very honest opinion?

You guys are impossible! You really are impossible!

Let's go, Uxía!

-Antón, calm down! -You can't talk to these people.

Boy, are you going to regret this! You're really gonna regret this!

You know, parasites are just like grasshoppers, Loles!

They jump from one animal to the next animal!

-Antón! -What?

Why don't you go to hell?

Sure, see you soon.

What happened?

What happened is the kid who looked at the sheep is clueless.

A two-euro tip? It's like…

Kid?

-Who? -The vet, you know, the new vet.

Antón, come on, weren't you young when you started?

Or have you always been this old?

No, you haven't. Age is just a number, okay?

Yeah.

What's going on?

Tomorrow's the big dog show in Lalín.

It's the poodle breed contest. It's important. It's in Lalín.

Okay, team, come on.

It's a very important day today. Kawanda Day.

I want Kawanda united as ever, okay?

Because we know that teamwork…

Hmm?

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Inspirational mugs.

What?

Uh, nothing, nothing.

-Hello. -Morning.

-Hello, good morning. -Good morning.

Excuse me, I'm not sure I've understood. You don't… want to castrate?

No. Just a light reduction of the scrotum.

A touch up, something subtle.

A smidge.

A smidge…

And how many cubic centimeters would you say a smidge is, just for…?

Uh, thank you, but I'm going to think about it.

-It's probably more of a specialist thing. -No, no, no.

There's nothing to worry about, sir.

It's a simple procedure I can easily perform.

You'll be very happy.

-I'll just tighten it all up. -Yeah, no, but I need to think about it.

I'm not just gonna…

It's best I go to a plastic surgeon.

I'll think about it and I'll be in touch.

Don't stress out, they're not here for you.

They're here to see Rosana.

-Uh, are you Rosana? -No. Come on, come here.

-If you'll excuse me. -Come on.

Hey.

Hey.

-Hey. -This is Rosana.

She's the hairdresser at Kawanda.

Nice to meet you, Rosana.

-Likewise. -It's a pleasure.

Well, actually, she's a "furdresser."

At the "furdressing" salon.

She usually comes Tuesdays and Thursdays, but tomorrow is the dog show in Lalín.

-Yeah, you mentioned it earlier. -It's a poodle breed contest.

-You mentioned it earlier. -But there are quite a few.

There's Caldas de Reis, Silleda, Pobra de Trives,

but in Lalín, it's a poodle contest.

And the next client is…?

Next is Sultán.

-Nice to meet you. -Likewise.

-Okay, do we have Sultán? -Yes.

-What seems to be the problem? -His eyes are filled with water,

and tomorrow is the…

Tomorrow's the poodle breed contest in Lalín.

-Thank you so much, Ángela. -Mm-hmm.

-There are no pets, but… -We're looking at it wrong.

I've got it here.

"Large, specialized department stores." That's us.

"The aforementioned companies are defined by the…"

Here you youngsters are, slacking off from work

to do your youngster things, am I right?

We're on our break, Antón.

Of course. Using your break to look at your cell phones.

Those dances on Tik-Tak. The Tik-Tak.

Do you think the name "Tik-Tak" makes sense?

No, you think it's awesome. Okay.

Okay, back to work then, look lively as Hirohito would say.

You're very talkative, Roi.

-What are you up to? -I'm thinking, bro.

Wow!

Impressive.

What an impressive statement.

I'm going in now.

Well, I'll see you soon.

I know how this goes, I will see you soon.

Who made that? Your mother?

-I gotta go, I… -Huh?

I gotta check something on the computer.

Go check the computer.

That's another stupid thing young people do.

Hey, Fermín! How are you?

It's not possible for them to already be better, Fermín.

I mean the sheep, Fermín… And besides you aren't the…

You aren't the authority on that.

Fermín?

I gotta go, but I'll be right back.

Um, okay.

Antón,

it's just there are clients waiting, so…

This is urgent and we have an agreement.

An agreement?

A contractual agreement that says we, as Kawanda employees,

have the right to take days off for our own personal affairs.

My personal affairs are happening right at this moment.

I'll be back in an hour, okay?

An hour and a half.

Hey! What the hell, Antón?

Uh…

I, uh…

Get out of here before Loles sees you and calls the cops.

Nuno has no fucking idea.

-The anemia is parasitic, all right? -Antón, just stop!

-The sheep have improved. -According to you!

Well, they're my sheep, so yes!

Don't come back!

Go fuck yourself, Nuno.

Oh hi, how are you? Is that the laboratory?

-Come on… -Unbelievable…

-We need you. -Why?

-Roi and Ángela left. -Why?

Uh, something about personal affairs they got going on.

That's odd.

Somewhat, yeah.

-He's ready. -Ready? Amazing.

We're doing so well, team. Biscuit, you did so well.

Another one done, so there's…

-How many…? -No! Don't think.

If you think, you lose.

-Bye, Biscuit. Who's next? -Uh, Polainas.

Uxía, we've been working non-stop for two hours.

Can we have a break now?

Fine, three minutes.

Okay… Oh, you're such a good boy.

So, listen, Uxía, the contractual agreement…

Come again?

Motherfuckers.

-Who? -Roi and Ángela.

'Cause they worked extra and 'cause of the contractual agreement bullshit,

they walked out, and fucked us.

But they pay you for extra hours.

Not me. Do they pay you?

No, I've only worked here for nine days.

Sorry, I got a missed call.

Hi, good afternoon. I have a missed call from Barallobre Laboratory.

This is Antón, Kawanda's vet.

I guess you're calling about some samples.

No, no, no, no, no, that's not…

Listen, that's wrong. It's impossible.

It's not possible that they tested negative for parasites.

You've made an error.

No, no, I really don't think that I'm shouting at you right now, sir.

Otherwise, I'd be sounding like Tarzan.

Are you okay?

You develop anemia because of nutrition, parasites, or poisoning.

Are you anemic?

A poisoning would be very odd.

You talking to me?

Regardless, having said that…

It would be…

Wait, paint has heavy metals in it.

Does it?

So, something they painted, so…

Something like an old door, or maybe it could be a fence.

-A canvas? -A corral! A corral, yes!

Hey, I've, uh, I've gotta go, I've gotta go.

Uh, no, no, no, no, nobody's leaving, no.

Uxía, there's an emergency, I, uh…

So it's a personal matter…

And what was it? One head… is better than an inspirational quote.

Oh my God.

It's been decades since we painted around here, Antón.

Chemical poisoning. It's anemia from chemical poisoning.

They've licked something chemical.

-You've licked something chemical. -You're being a pain in the ass.

-Better to be safe than sorry, right? -Come on!

Just make it quick.

-Whatever you do, make it quick. -For the love of God, they're your sheep!

It'll take five minutes.

They're our sheep so you'd better find something.

Okay, okay, okay, it's not chemical poisoning then.

I think you're the one who's poisonous. Fermín, can you please make him leave now?

-Don't you have anywhere better to be? -What is poisoning them is in front of us.

If it was in front of us then we'd have seen it.

First, it was parasites, then it wasn't, then it was poison, but it's not poison.

I made a mistake, but…

The anemia's been caused by poisoning not parasites.

Oh, you made a mistake?

Numero Nuno made a mistake too.

Okay, I've had enough.

-You do it or I will. -What?

Wait, what's he doing now?

-Walking to Compostela. Antón! -What the hell?

For fuck's sakes.

-What's he looking for? -Poor pilgrim.

Hey!

I'm gonna strangle him like a chicken.

-Don't do that. -Antón!

Fermín!

There are onions in your garden.

-What are you eating? -Yeah…

Yeah, onions are poisonous for sheep.

Are you serious?

And what do we do?

Nothing. What Nuno gave you, it'll work just fine.

You'll have to raise that fence though, Fermín.

You do it yourself.

-For God's sakes. -Oh, come on. Let's go.

♪ Kawanda, Kawanda ♪

♪ Kawanda, Kawanda ♪

Bring your pet to Kawanda. You'll find anything they might need.

Don't forget to do our satisfaction survey on your way out.

-More water here, Bernardo. -Okay, okay.

Just really get it in there.

Where's Rosana?

Rosana? Rosana had to take care of a personal matter.

Could you explain how it works to me because I also have some personal matters?

-I mean, it's sort of like… Not really… -Sort of…?

Sort of, uh…

No.

Well, you can take this and help Bernardo.

-Hey, Bernardo. I'll, uh, give you a hand. -Hey.

-What do I do? -Sure, towel on top.

-Towel on top. -That's it.

-Let's put her over there. -Uh, there.

Okay! Let's go.

-Good girl, Fani. -There we are, Fani.

-Good girl. -Good girl!

Good girl.

I guess you feel it too, right?

Huh?

Are you nervous?

Are you feeling all right? Why are you nervous?

Oh, yeah. Because of the responsibility.

Huh?

These poodles

are representing Spain in Lalín.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Stop, stop. I wanna get out.

I'm gonna get a drink.

Alone.

He wouldn't have read the contract. You really think he's a union guy?

I wanna leave that house.

But I have nowhere to go apart from my ex. Hmm.

-Because my salary at Kawanda… -Yeah, how's that going?

-I work a lot for very little pay. -No, I'm talking about with Miguel.

I mean…

Well, I mean, Miguel…

I was doing everything for that boy.

I did the shopping, I did the cooking, the ironing…

I fixed his motorbike, I even helped him study.

I don't want to be a lawyer.

And every Sunday, we had lunch with his awful family.

-That's bad, yeah. -It's terrible.

Do you always date guys who have problems?

Hold up, look, I know I'm not really one to talk, okay?

You want food?

I'm not hungry anymore.

Another beer?

I gotta go. Otherwise, I'll be a zombie tomorrow.

-I'll add it to his tab. -Thanks, Antón.

-Thanks, Sabela. -You got this.

Are you okay?

Uh… Um, yeah.

Hmm.

Are you sure?

Just a bad day.

Hmm.

You've got problems?

Well, uh… yeah.

And… what type of problems?

Let's see, um… So I'm a veterinarian.

Oh, so you're the new veterinarian?

Yeah. And…

Well, it's not easy starting from scratch, so there's that.

Right, it's not easy.

Did something happen?

Nothing out of the ordinary,

but… I mean, I love animals.

Love working with them.

But the people…

Yeah.

People around here don't like being told what to do.

They think everything's expensive, they don't do invoices…

They think I'm just screwing them over.

But yeah, um, it was a bad day, that's all.

That's all it was? A bad day?

I mean, um, I don't wanna bore you with my problems. I'm sure you…

Oh, I… I really don't mind.

Yeah, well…

I'm kinda hungry.

You want food?

I would like that.

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