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What is your name?

Lance Weed. Who are you?

I'm a sister of Mercy.

Well, I overheard the nurses talking about your terrible plight, and I

I'd come right here and see if you needed any kind of assistance, any small

that I could comfort you.

I don't understand.

Well, death and dying,

They're a very difficult topic to discuss. But, Lance, you must confide in

Tell me your deepest and darkest secrets and needs.

Truly, Lance, you must believe me when I say Sister Isabel can help.

Oh, you're a nun or something, huh?

No, Lance.

I am a sister of a universal order.

And, well...

When I heard of the possibility of your death, well, I came right in to see if

I could be of any comfort.

Lance, is there any way I can assist you?

Anything I can do?

Anything?

Anything?

Well, anything in the way of a last request.

I'll do my best.

Oh, brother, please.

I mean, there was something that I couldn't ask.

You hate me for bringing it up.

Give me your hand, then.

Give me your hand.

Lev, I don't think you're a horrible person.

Tell me.

What is it I can do?

I'm going to shock you.

My last assurance to you, Lance, you will not shock me.

Okay, here goes.

Would you give me a handjob or maybe suck my

dick a little bit?

So it can be arranged.

Whew.

you

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

This fucking hospital is too much.