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[woman] Previously on
Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta...

[Mimi] Joseline is having
a premiere for her music video.

I want you to come with me.

I'm not a fan of people
who put their hands on you.

[Stevie J] Is she beautiful?

Please, if you meet her,
do not say she's beautiful.

Karlie, she was
riffing and raving about,

"Oh, you don't know Joseline.
This bitch is fake."

I have something
for every last one

of them raggedy-ass bitches.

But you know, we back here,
don't feed into the ratchetness.

I heard in the street
that you guys had relations.

The next time you push out
a God damned rotten egg,

you sit on it.

Oh, no, you need to sit
your ass on it!

Well, get the hell out, then!

I looked at it like,

"Where's my brother
and my sister when I need 'em?"

Something came about
that I was--

been trying to do with my life.

Listen, I apologize

with me not letting you know,

hey, we wasn't
gonna make it on time.

Clearly, you still
have feelings for your ex,

so you can't be
looking at me like that.

Where the bitch at?

Whatever it is you looking for,
I hope you find it.

Joseline told me
that you got some ugly bitch

that nobody motherfuckin'
know about.

Are you willing to put
this shit to the side or not?

Absolutely not.

Whatever y'all got going on,

I'm gonna need y'all to squash
that shit right here.

Y'all know we going
to the cemetery. You gotta come.

I don't give a fuck what you do.

-How you feeling?
-I'm feeling a bit nervous.

You get to meet Joseline
and Mr. Jordan.

Oh, man.

Who is this young lady?

I'm not young.

I'm not necessarily
a lady, either.

-We'll talk about that later.
-Is this the girl that you're--

It's my girlfriend.

I thought I was your girlfriend.

*

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* There ain't nothing
like hip-hop music, music *

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* This is the life,
this is the life *

* This is the life *

She got better tongue action
than I do?

Don't be putting
that kind of fear in me.

-Oh, bitch, come on.
-Say it again.

That's not cool.

[Mimi] I don't know
what Joseline is playing at,

but it's not cool.

It took a lot for me to get
Chris to even come here tonight

to meet Stevie and Joseline,

but maybe that wasn't such
a good idea after all.

She looks great, but you
look amazing tonight, though.

This video release party

is to show how success
is the perfect revenge.

I got a couple of things
going on around there.

I'm gonna have
a special guest of honor.

It will be a lot of surprises.

I invited everyone,
and everyone declined.

Karlie is very distraught.

She told me that you were
trying to blackmail her

or some shit.

She said you had
something and...

-What'd she say I had?
-Some information about her,

but she wouldn't tell me
what it was.

I would never blackmail anybody.

I'm just gonna smile
and bite my tongue.

Someone is lying
and my money's on Joseline.

I saw how shook Karlie was.

She thought you guys
were friends.

So she called you
to tell you that?

Well, I had a housewarming.

And I wasn't invited?

You wasn't available, okay?

-Don't be shady with me now.
-Mm-mmm.

I thought we were friends,
we were here now.

-Mm-mm-mm...
-Who came?

Karlie was there,
Ariane, Dime...

-Ugh.
-Tammy, Rasheeda.

You need to put some sage up
in that thing when them hoes--

[Mimi] I already saged.

Don't let them up in your house.

I don't got no problems
with nobody.

Anyway, since when these
hoes started being pussy-clats?

I invited all these thrifty
bitches to my party,

trying to be the bigger person
by extending the invite.

I knew you bitches
wasn't coming no way,

but that just gave me
the opportunity

to now do whatever it is
that I want to do

to every last one of you hoes.

They can't run away forever.
I own this city!

I'm glad you guys came.
We're gonna have a good time.

We're gonna get drunk.
Go eat food, drink,

and I'm gonna see who else
coming through the door.

I didn't talk to Stevie
to find out if he corrected

the situation with Joseline.

I figured tonight
is not the night for all that.

Whatever's going on,

I'm hoping Stevie can get
to the bottom of it.

Nine times out of ten, Tommie
blowing it out of proportion.

Mimi, what's up?

Hey...

-How are you?
-How are you?

Stevie, this is Chris.

Heeeey!

You must be the one.

Chris definitely wasn't
what I expected her to be,

but hey, man, God made
all beautiful people.

She's all right, man.
I'm happy for Mimi.

What's going on with y'all, L?

-Good.
-Doing ourselves.

Came to support.

She's beautiful, though.

I was going for handsome.

[Mimi] I told Stevie not
to call Chris beautiful,

and of course, that was the very
first thing out of his mouth.

So you the one, um, took her
to the other side on me?

-[laughing] Pretty much.
-I did, kinda, yeah, yeah.

Beautiful couple,
you know what I mean?

I want to be a part of it.

I heard about you.
It ain't working over here.

I'm gonna give you something
you ain't used to.

You are scaring me.

[Chris] That shit is not cool.

I think Stevie, he suffers from
what most black men suffer from.

They think all women want them,
and want the "D."

So, Stevie, I had
some of the girls over.

Karlie was, like, distraught
and she said that Joseline

was trying to blackmail her
or something?

-Do you know what's going--
-What you mean?

I don't know,
that's why I'm asking.

I'm sitting here listening
to Mimi tell about Joseline

blackmailing people,

and I'm wondering
what the hell is going on.

I wasn't trying to bring
no drama here tonight,

but it's clear that T.T.
might need an intervention.

I don't mean to add on
to what Mimi's saying, though,

but did you talk to Joseline

about what happened with
Tommie coming to the house?

-No.
-Well, Joseline said that

I had other women,
and she was telling Tommie,

like, my personal business.

Whether it's true or false,
but she was telling it.

She get back to A-T-L
and wanna be messy.

Joseline diving off
the deep end.

I promised myself
for Stevie's sake

I wouldn't get into it
with Joseline,

but obviously,
she in bomb-dropping mode.

Joseline right now
is like the assassinator.

She's coming for everybody.

Don't-- don't feed
into that shit.

-I didn't.
-Oh, yo, look!

Tommie's here.

[sighs]

[Tommie] I almost didn't
come here tonight,

because I didn't want
to see Scrapp's face

after how he treated me,
but I didn't want to pass up

the opportunity to see Joseline
and let her know that there was

no signs of an ugly bitch
at Scrapp's condo.

-You made it.
-What you been doing?

So much has fucking happened.

-What do you mean?
-I talked to Scrapp

about the "ugly bitch."

I thought that you promised...

I promised a lot of things,
but I didn't promise that part.

I was really hoping Tommie
would sit this one out.

I kinda got a sour taste
in my mouth

for her from the last visit.

She left my house yelling
fuck me and fuck Stevie

and fuck Joseline.

I can try to avoid Tommie
the whole night,

or I can go holler at her
like a man.

How come you're not speaking?

You on your best behavior--

-better behavior tonight?
-Don't touch me.

[Scrappy] Joseline and Tommie
seem to get along quite well,

and I'm guessing it's because
both they asses nuts.

Did she tell you
that she popped up at my house,

rummaging through
my shit on behalf

of a conversation
that y'all had?

I like talk. If I hear
things in the street,

I'm gonna put a bug in her ear
so she can set you straight.

My poor little nephew Scrapp.

Why you so upset?

If you can't handle what I told
Tommie about your ugly duckling

that you keep locked up,
wait till I drop this little

juicy bomb about how your uncle

and your mother
are closer than you think.

I'm gonna tell you this. Listen.

I heard in the streets
from some friends of mine...

-What?
-Back in the day,

your mother and Stevie,
15 years ago,

had a little dealio going.

-A what?
-A dealio.

What the fuck is that?

They was intimate.

-Relations.
-Cut it out, cut it out now.

-Come on now.
-[Tommie giggling]

If she implying
what I think she is,

she completely out of line
and being disrespectful.

Listen, I don't know
where you heard it from.

That's my mama
and that's my uncle.

-You understand?
-Maybe your dad.

First Joseline lie and tell
Tommie I got some broad

in my house,
then she spread rumors

about my mama and my uncle.

My uncle need to put a stop
to this immediately.

Yo, what's a party
without the good guy, man?

What's up, baby?

Please, thank you
for listening-- loosening up.

I'm not sure what Joseline
is talking 'bout,

but I just see the looks
on everybody faces

and everybody
look uncomfortable.

-Yo, can we watch the video?
-Listen, I done had enough.

-I'm ready to watch the video.
-Me too.

I don't know who crazier,
Tommie or Joseline.

All I know is,
I'm gonna remove myself ASAP

before the situation escalate.

[all cheering]

* Hey, God damn

* Bitches like
there she go again *

* Damn right,
I'm about to go in *

* Y'all can pretend
like a bitch ain't bad *

* Ass so phat,
got these hoes lookin' mad *

* You scared, go to church,
let a bitch go to work *

* I make the boys go berserk *

I could not be more happier
to see everybody

really loving the fucking video
and loving the song.

It feels fucking amazing.

* G-G-Goddamn *

-That shit is...
-Yay!

[cheering and applause]

"Church," what?

I don't know what church
has to do with going to work,

but the video wasn't that bad,
and your ass was looking nice.

I'm glad that you guys liked it.

At the end of the day,
we're a family,

no matter what we go through.

We need to learn how to forgive,

forget, and love each other

and be able to enjoy
each other's company.

-Dawn?!
-Oh, my God.

[woman] Okay!

[Joseline] Guess what.

Dawn and I, we're back friends,

like we never left each other.

How y'all like that?

-You brought Dawn!
-Yes.

Oh, my God.

-You know me?
-Oh.

Who the fuck are you?

-Do you know me?
-Who are you?

Do you know me?

Don't put
your motherfucker fingers

in my motherfucker...

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Joseline tripping.

Her going around,
slandering my name ain't cool.

So before this shit escalate,
something gotta happen, Unc.

I feel like you and Momma Dee

never had any problems
with each other.

Do you think y'all could
talk and have a conversation?

I told you then,
and I'll tell you again.

-I'm listening.
-If you had sat in your nest

and overlooked your eggs,

maybe she would have
turned out better.

[indistinct chatter]

We are all grown women.

What is life without
forgiving and forgetting?

Joseline is just
full of surprises tonight.

She brings out Dawn,

the same woman
who completely tried to destroy

Joseline and Stevie

tried to steal
my artist Dime from me,

but Joseline is now standing
here talking about forgiveness?

I'm so confused.

No matter what motherfucker
tried to get in between you,

you or me, we gonna handle that.

Listen, listen, listen.

K.K. and Dawn
was cool back in the day,

but then they had a falling out
when Dawn started

spreading rumors
and being disloyal.

[Tommie] She doesn't know me.

So, bitch, don't speak my name.

Recently, I've heard
that this old has-been

spreading rumors about me.

I don't know her from anywhere,

so now you gonna find out
what happens

when you spread rumors
about Tommie.

And we can agree

to disagree and get along.

Excuse me, Mimi, I love y'all,
I love all y'all.

-You know me?
-Oh.

-Who the fuck are you?
-Do you know me?

-Who are you?
-Do you know me?

Don't put
your motherfucker fingers

in my motherfucker...

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Do you know me?
Do you fuck know me, bitch?

[Joseline] Uh-uh, she gotta go.

Do you fucking know me?

I don't know what's going on.

All I know is Tommie
is flipping out over Dawn,

and she is not alone.

Tommie's behaving
just how I'm feeling.

Joseline had no business
inviting this rat

to this video release party.

This bitch wanna spill my name
in the motherfucker!

[overlapping shouting]

You don't even know
what's going on.

[Scrappy] Honestly, I can't say
I'm even mad at Tommie

for fucking up Joseline party.

Karma's a bitch, but I know
I just need to get her drunk ass

up out of here immediately.

-Hey, hey!
-What are we doing?

[overlapping shouting
and cursing]

-She don't wanna play with me.
-That was stupid, though.

Talking about, I know where
she fucking came from.

Bitch, you don't know where
the fuck I came from, bitch.

-Punk-ass ho.
-[knocks on roof]

You good?

Bitch, no, I am not good,
I'm nervous.

My, um, private is sweating.

[both laughing]

Bambi and Scrappy
had a bad breakup.

Once Bambi found out
that Scrappy was, you know,

strolling around town
or even having conversation

with this Betty chick,
I think she was over it,

and she went and got her dog,
gave her promise ring back,

and she's ready to move on.

So I'm doing
what best friends do

and setting my girl up
on a blind date.

Just loosen up, you're already
on your third drink, bitch.

-Okay.
-[both laughing]

I'm gonna need a couple shots
to loosen up.

I haven't dated anybody
other than Scrappy

in the past two years.

Even though me and Scrappy
been broke up for a minute,

a part of me always thought
that we might get back together.

But after this ho Betty
wannabe idol situation,

I'm just so ready
move on and do me.

*

[Waka Flocka] I've been on tour,
sold out shows.

There's nothing like
coming back to the "A"

and chilling
with my little lady, man.

Tammy hooked my best friend up
and her best friend up.

I knew Chaz for like nine years.

That's a brother to me.

It possibly could work.

-Look what we got here.
-Hi.

-Bambi, this Chaz.
-Chaz, this is Bambi.

-How you doing?
-Hi. How are you?

This Chaz, he's cute.

He's just not as tall

as I was hoping
my next guy would be.

He looks like Jesus.

[laughter]

I guess you look
like the Virgin Mary.

Ooh!

Are you guys ready to order?

I already know
what I want, though.

What is it?

Chicken and waffles.

Ain't that what
you just ordered?

I did order chicken and waffles.

See?

I think we're off
to a good start,

but you never know
what a guy is hiding,

so I'm gonna ask
everything I need to ask,

and if he can't make it through
the interrogation process,

then maybe it
just wasn't meant to be.

When is the last time
you was on a date?

I really never really
been on dates like that.

So you just slide up
in the thing and just...

that just be it?

[laughter]

I know you have kids,
I asked Tammy.

So how do you have kids
and you've never been on a date?

I was young and wild.

They were accidents,
but blessings.

Blessings in disguise.

What about the baby mamas?
Are they...

She been having
prior baby mama issues.

Past is past.

I only dealt with one guy
with one baby mama,

and she still wanted the penis.

And she lucky
I liked her daughter,

because I would have
popped her ass

in the mouth a long time ago.

The dude don't know
how to handle that, like,

I'm introduce you the right way,

so y'all won't have that issue.

Oh! I like him.

[Waka Flocka] Bambi had a couple
of rough few months.

I'm happy she kinda vibing
with Chaz right now.

What woman don't like
real niggas?

We got superpowers, man.

You must be nervous for him.

-For what?
-What you mean for what?

A walk in the park.

[laughing]

A walk in the park means easy.

So you won't take a walk
in the park with me?

I might walk in the park

-with you.
-So you a walk in the park.

[laughter]

[Scrappy] Me and Sas had
to get up out of Joseline party

after Tommie went crazy
and I put her in the car.

I need a drink to clear my mind,

especially with all the shit
Joseline tossing around.

So I text Stevie
to tell him to pull up

so I can talk to him
about his crazy-ass wife.

What happened
with Tommie tonight, man?

Tommie is Tommie.
She be tripping.

I called you here
for another reason.

-What happened?
-Joseline tripping.

All this shit
that she's saying about Dukes?

When we trying to have
a good time, celebrating her,

she gonna tell me,
"Word on the street is,

your ma used to be fucking
with Stevie and all this shit."

I knew Joseline was up
to no good with this party,

dropping bombs left and right,
bringing Dawn up in the joint.

But disrespecting my family?
Tsh, you've gone too far.

Let me just tell y'all this.

Y'all my nephews. We are family.

I respect your mom.

Never have we ever
crossed those lines.

And she's out of line...

-But listen, Unc...
-...and out of pocket.

I would never
disrespect your woman.

She wreaking havoc on everybody.

If y'all only knew the half.

At the end of the day, this
shit gotta get taken care of.

Her going around slandering
Ma Duke's name ain't cool.

Nothing comes between family.

-Absolutely.
-And right now,

she coming between us.
She disrespecting Moms.

I don't want to disrespect you--

-By disrespecting her.
-By disrespecting her.

So before the shit escalate,
something gotta happen, Unc.

I'm not fooling with Momma Dee.

She's too over-the-top, okay?

She do have some
type of problem.

She's bipolar.

Get some lube.

Oh, shit, baby. I'm outta this.

You just need to get it up.
That's what you need to do.

*

It's pretty busy today.

I worked my butt off today.

-Did you?
-Yeah.

Good, that's what
I need to hear.

Almost everybody
has stepped their game up

since our last staff meeting
at Pressed.

Everybody but Kelsie.

She's been feeling
some kind of way

since Kirk and I decided
we weren't ready

to sign her to D-Lo yet.

She's coming to work late,

acting funky with the customers,

so I decided
to send that ass home.

So what happened
to Kelsie today?

She just had
such a bad attitude.

I was just, like, you know,

"Not having a good day?
You wanna go home?"

After she did that showcase,

she act like she dadgum
Nicki Minaj or somebody.

-No, you didn't.
-I mean, good Lord.

So the dilemma now is,

she wants to be signed
to the label.

-Mm-hmm.
-And I feel like,

"You need to prove to me
that you can do this.

Are you gonna be,
'Oh, I got an attitude'?"

'Cause you know, she late
to work every damn day.

-Every day.
-You know?

But on the flip side,
check this out.

Kirk and Scrappy done made up.

-About time!
-Everything is done

and over with
with the whole little situation.

It took long enough.

It could have been handled
in a whole different manner.

Really, he should have
been the one to talk to us

instead of talking
to everybody else.

He know how his mama is.

When she came in here
and she did her little thing,

I think she was just
completely out of line.

But you know, I try to look
at the good in everybody

and I understand
she was trying to,

you know, be down for her child.

He's a grown man.

Come on, now. That wasn't cool.

I feel like you and Momma Dee

never had any problems
with each other,

and then it ends on a note of,

y'all are damn
cussing each other out!

Do you think y'all could
talk and have a conversation

about, you know, what happened?

I mean, because we have talked.

Hell no.

[laughing]

-Why you gotta be so damn mean?
-I'm not fooling with Momma Dee.

She's too over-the-top, okay?

And she do have
some type of problem.

She's bipolar.

I'm going to school,
true enough,

I've learned some things,

but there's a possibility

she might have been drunk
when she came in here.

Let me tell you a little bit
something about my mama.

She's been going to school
for psychology,

and ever since
she been going to school,

she loves to evaluate
people's lives.

To tell the truth
about it, you know,

I would like to see her
get some help.

Somebody gotta tame her
down and calm her down,

because she's just over-the-top.

-There's nothing I can do.
-Right.

I mean, but direct her
to somebody.

-I mean, that's all I can do.
-So that means you would have...

to have a conversation with her,

-in order to direct her.
-Look, I know what you saying.

But, you know,
when she was in here,

I could not get through to her.

-Right.
-It's like she don't hear you.

So I mean,
I'm not trying to, like,

pressure the issue,

but I just feel like maybe
one day in the near future...

Absolutely not.

Mama!

Stop asking me, Rasheeda.

I don't want to settle my beef
with Momma Dee.

She's on a different level.

I don't even deal
with people like that.

Momma Dee is way, way,
way off the chain.

I don't have time for that.

I just really don't want
to deal with her.

Okay. I understand

what you saying
and everything, but...

Okay, I'm not ready.

[kissing]

Yeah.

God!

[muttering]

[groaning]

Watch out.

Mmm...

Ever since me and Ernest
have said our I-dos,

it seems like the romance,
well, let's just say,

gone with the wind.

But tonight, my baby has
promised to turn it all around.

But let's just see.

I ain't perfect, either,

but one thing I do,
I know how to get it up.

I love you.

How much?

-Show me.
-This much.

-Like, that much?
-This much.

[laughing]

Oh shit, baby, I'm out of this.

What?

Yeah, I'm out of this.

-I ain't had no money--
-Ernest.

-I ain't had no money.
-Ernest, how you feel?

I ain't had no dick.

You just need to get it up.
That's what you need to do.

Well, you know
what you need to do then.

What do I need to do?

Get on up in there,
help me get it up.

You ain't been put in
no work, then.

-What you think?
-What you mean work?!

This is the problem with me
and Ernest and our marriage.

When you do get married,
it's supposed to be 50-50,

but obviously, he wants me
to pay all the bills.

He know with all
this back problem,

I can't carry all this load.

It's time for Ernest
to show the queen

that he is worthy to be my king.

I ain't got
no lovemaking going on,

you ain't been paying
all the bills.

Where in the hell
this come from?

Because I can't get no loving

-and I ain't gettin' no money.
-You finna get

some loving now,
but you wanna to beat my ear--

I'd rather have the money!

You're saying that you're
not getting enough sex

and you're not getting help.

You don't know
how that shit make me feel

when you express yourself
in that manner,

knowing my situation,
but you don't give a fuck.

Come on, baby.
I mean, come on, now.

Look at what I'm saying.
Baby, I'm saying, tone it down.

But I can't--
it's about God damn

doing what you need
to do as my husband.

As a husband, it is-- you
are profound to serve me.

You not being--
fulfilling your vows, okay?

'Cause you ain't
been giving me no

none of that there,

and then you didn't take me
on a honeymoon, Ernie.

Now, see,
that's what I'm saying.

You gonna wait till you marry me

and then bring all
this shit down on me,

but you knew what kind
of struggle I was going through

-before you married me.
-But I put you in!

I helped you get a job.
Two, at that.

Since we've been married,

I've heard nothing
but complaints.

It seems like nothing I do will
ever be right or good enough.

It's not easy for an ex-convict.

I'm working two jobs,
trying to get by,

and at the end of the day,
I'm tired,

but at least I'm trying!

All I want is a little credit.

This is the kind of shit
that spoils a relationship.

What are you expecting
from me on a low budget pay?

To pay your way,
like I pay mine.

I mean, you take
everything I got,

and then, you make me
feel like--

Hell, I'm in an extended stay

because I'm still
living out my suitcase.

I been paying
all the bills and you--

Man, come on now.

I'll tell you what, man.
I'm fucking done.

I don't give a damn, huh.

Here, take your shit and go.

God damn shit.

Obviously, that really
has me baffled.

She never acts like that
with me, never.

Okay, but that's why
I might need you

to come to be the mediator.

You're not gonna say that,
yo, my accusations was wrong?

I don't know
if the accusations was wrong,

'cause I wasn't there
when it happened.

I'm telling you it didn't
happen and you still--

And I'm telling you,
I'm not saying that,

'cause that's what I heard.

*

[girl] We hungry!

We been sitting here for,

-like, two hours!
-Girl, look...

We'll just say
it's out the cans.

Waka was only in town
long enough

to play matchmaker with me,
and now he's back on the road.

So now, I'm creeping over to Deb
house to get a home-cooked meal.

Let's start with a little salad.

Rasheeda and Shod
are like my extended family,

so I invited them along
to get some food,

and of course,
to catch up on some tea.

-Now I have some tea for you.
-Girl...

Me and Waka went on a blind date

with Bambi and your other son.

-Who?
-Chaz.

Bambi went on a date?

Look at Tammy.
She swears she a matchmaker.

But don't get Chaz
in no stuff with Scrappy.

Chaz is a long-time friend
of Waka's.

He's family, that's my nephew.

I just need to know
that he's okay, he's a good guy.

Do you really think Bambi's
finished with Scrappy?

I do know
that they go through the--

a lot of off and on
and off and on and off and on.

Yeah... she said she's over it

and she went and got her dog,
picked up Jilly,

and you know, you pick up
your dog, you're serious.

I just hope that Chaz know
exactly what he's doing.

I just don't want my son hurt.

Okay, I am not surprised
that Bambi went on a blind date.

I mean, damn, her and Scrappy be
on and off like a light switch.

See, they off right now,
but that is not my business

to go run back
and tell nobody nothing.

Speaking of Scrappy,
I know I told y'all,

but I hadn't talked to you
to tell you that Scrappy

was mad at me and Kirk about
not coming to the court date.

But y'all wasn't even
needed to come to court.

-Thank you.
-I mean, honestly,

you really wasn't.

So, Momma Dee comes
strolling in the store,

questioning me about Scrappy.

She started doing
her Momma Dee swag thing here.

She pulling out hay
out of a bag,

trying to build a nest,
and then on top of that,

my mama gets into it with her,

and they're kind
of backing and forthing,

and she was not even
really trying

to go there with Momma Dee,

but I'm her laughter,
and it turned into ugly--

an ugly situation.

That is disrespectful.

Honestly, that really
has me baffled.

She never acts like that
with me, never.

Okay, but that's
why I might need you

to come to be the mediator,

because Scrappy and I have
talked and we've made up,

but my mom and Momma Dee
have not made up,

and I'm trying to get them
to get to a common ground.

[Rasheeda] I don't even know
if Deb can do the job,

but I will say this:
I think her presence might help

and I think it might
play a part on trying

to get these two women
back on the right track.

Just let me know
when you plan something.

I'll wear my sneakers
and sweat suit and...

[laughter] I'll referee this.

[Joseline] Last night
should have been a celebration

of all my accomplishments

that I've been working on
for the past four or five years.

After everything
went down at the party,

I just went
back to the penthouse

and just really kind of sat down
and took a breather,

because after what Tommie did,
I was really lost for words.

Yo... Joseline?

What type of trouble are you in?

'Cause I only get flowers
from you when you're in trouble.

So, Stevie walking in here
with flowers and I'm just like

trying to figure out,
like, what is going on?

I want to know, why did that
girl try to ruin that party?

I want to know why would
she go try to slap Dawn?

Maybe Dawn deserve
one or two lumps.

I don't know why Tommie
was wildin' out.

Maybe the sight of Dawn
just took her over the edge.

'Cause I certainly want to know
why Dawn is back in our lives

after all the trouble
she caused us.

What was Dawn even doing there?

What do you mean,
what Dawn was doing there?

All the negative and malicious
things she was saying about us,

you wanna hang with this broad?

She said what she said, so what?

-That's kiddie shit.
-Stop trying to do that.

I'm not fucking
with her right now.

If you don't
want to deal with Dawn,

don't deal with Dawn,

but stop trying
to turn me against Dawn.

You know what? On that note,

I been just chilling
with my nephews

and getting their perspective
on things and all that.

They wasn't happy.

Scrap and Sas was saying--

Yeah, Scrap and Sas.

-What did they say?
-...was saying,

that you said
that I had sex with K.K.

Well, you know, that's
what I heard back in the day.

I told you and her
in front of your face.

But why would you say that
to those kids, though?

They not kids.
They grown people.

We support each other.
We honor, respect our family.

If it's not true,
why are they upset?

You gotta kill all that.

I believe that you need to...

tell them boys
that that wasn't true.

Oh, no, I'm not saying that,
'cause that's what I heard.

I'm not gonna mention it,
but I'm not saying that.

You're not gonna say that,
yo, "I was--

It was wrong, my--
my accusations was wrong"?

I don't know
if the accusations was wrong,

'cause I wasn't there
when it happened.

I'm telling you it didn't
happen and you still gonna--

And I'm telling you,
I'm not gonna mention it again,

-so that should be enough.
-What about K.?

You not gonna talk to her
and-- and squash that?

I can't believe
that Stevie's asking me

to apologize to K.K.
and the sons.

The only apology that we need
is from you, Stevie,

for sticking
your nasty beef dick

in that old raggedy ass punani.

That's the apology that we need.

Not me.

One thing is this, right?

See, I honor my family, right?

I honor my family.

She is not
your real sister, but--

-But she's my family.
-Okay, if you call her--

She been there when I was up.

She been there when I was down.

Guess what--
I'm done talking about it.

I'm gonna have me
some champagne.

You can't just be done
talking about it

when we addressing situations.

-Yes, I can.
-No, you not.

'Cause I refuse to keep
talking about them.

All right, but it's
gotta be clarity.

I ain't got time for them hoes.

I'm going to work.
I do what I need to do.

Don't come to Atlanta
getting ratchet again.

Honey, I love you,

but I'm gonna go have me
a glass of champagne.

Thanks for my flowers, but I
refuse to keep arguing with you

-about them bitches.
-I'm not arguing.

-But I'm not arguing.
-All right, well, if we're not,

then we should be all right.

[sobbing] I can't look
at that grave.

So I just wanted
to bring us together,

just, like,
a little mother's brunch.

Hello!

-What's up?
-How are you?

[Shirleen] Oh, hell no.

*

[Scrappy] Today, my family
is coming together,

'cause it's Dolla's birthday.

He would have been 28.

And every year on his born day,

we come to the cemetery
and pay our respects.

Dolla wasn't just my cousin,
but he also was my best friend.

It ain't a day that goes by
that I don't think about him

and I don't miss him,

and one thing he taught me
is family over everything.

*

I'm really hoping my mama
will make it today.

In seven years, she ain't been
to the gravesite, not once.

-Dukes ain't coming.
-You text her?

I texted her this morning.

She ain't texted me back.

That's your mama, brah.

So headstrong, she can't even
come together for the fam.

I was trying to put it together
for Dolla one time, man.

-I already know.
-He would have loved

to see us all together.

It's all good, though.
It's all good. I love you.

[Scrappy] One thing I do know,
life is too short.

I hate to be at odds
with my mom.

When we got into it
at Sas mix tape release party,

and the fact that she would let
a dumbass argument

stand in the way
of this important family moment,

psh, that shit petty.

Hey, y'all. Look who showed up.

Look.

Ooh.

I guess she made something
happen, after all.

She made it, right?

[Scrappy] I think I'm gonna need
another hit of that

before this goes any further.

[Sas] K.K.

[Karen sobbing]

I can't look at that grave.

I can't...
Let's go over that way.

That's my mom's first time
at Dolla's grave

since he passed away,

and it's really tearing me up
to see her break down like this.

She never came before,
'cause she say it's really

admitting that
he is gone for real.

But the fact that she came
after what just went down

at my mix tape release party

means she ready to put
our differences to the side

and come together as a family.

Ma, come here.

-[Karen sobbing]
-Come on. Come on.

Come on, give me a hug.

[sobbing] I don't want to...

Come on, give me a hug, please.
I'm asking you to do that.

Come on.

I love you.

[Karen sobbing]

To see my kids in the ground,
I just can't do it.

I can't.

I don't even know
how I'm getting through this.

[sobbing]

It's painful for me
to think about

going to Dolla's gravesite,

'cause I don't want
to release him.

But...

I gotta release him.

You gotta go meet
your Uncle Buck.

[Karen] Seeing Dolla here

lets me know that tomorrow,

any one of us can not be here.

[indistinct chatter]

-You all right?
-Yeah.

[Scrappy] No matter what me
and my mom got going on,

I know it took a lot for her
to come here today.

I'm proud that she could
put our differences aside,

even if it's just for the day.

Lord, thank you for bringing us
together, our beautiful family.

We ask that you please
bless our brother,

Roderick Anthony Burton II,
also known as Dolla.

Please give him
eternal peace and happiness.

We ask that you please continue
to keep our family strong,

full of love and peace.

It's actually very hard for me
to even really talk about him,

because not only
did I lose a brother,

I lost my best friend.

All scars never heal,
but just ease our pain

to help us to deal with it,

and once again,
keep our family together.

And we all-- we miss him a lot.

-We miss him a lot.
-Amen.

So I decided to take my mom
out to brunch

to show her how much
I love and appreciate her.

But what she doesn't know
is Momma Dee is gonna be

a little bit of a surprise.
[gasps]

Scrappy and I decided
we wanted to bring

these beautiful women together,
and hopefully,

they can hash out
their differences.

Either it can be a great day,
or a damn disaster.

Ooh!

Hi.

Hi, how you doing?

So, Miss Deb is the mediator.

Or the damn security guard,
'cause you never know,

bacon might start
flying across the table

when these two women
get together.

Or, my mama might
see Momma Dee walk in

and hit the damn door.

So I just wanted
to bring us together,

just like a little
mother's brunch.

Well, you know, I appreciate it.

But I am curious
about these other seats.

I get that, but I feel like
today should be a good day.

Rasheeda asked me to come in
and be this mediator,

so let's get this thing
cleaned up.

Come on, ladies.
Let's hug, kiss and make up.

We are mothers.
We have to come together.

Even though they're grown,
they're still our children.

What kind of example
are we showing

to the mothers out there?

Hello! What's up?

[Scrappy] Hey, babe.
How are you?

Oh, hell no.

Shit.

Oh, hell no.

-Excuse me, boo.
-Hi, how are you?

I was fine, till
I walked through the door.

She should have called her
and asked her,

could she see her
somewhere else?

Or anything but come in
the store acting a fool.

Now, you know I wasn't
gonna tolerate that.

-Wa, wa, wa...
-So, yeah.

Wa, wa, wa, wa.

*

Hi, how are you?

I was fine,
till I walked through the door.

[Momma Dee] So I walk in there,

I see Deb to my right,
then I look across the table.

There go Curleen, Shirleen,
Urleen, and Rasheeda?

Baby, I wanted
some God damn eggs.

Not no rotten ones.

It seems like to me,
my son and my husband's

-up to something, once again.
-Wow.

[indistinct]

And the feeling is mutual.

Oh, we are not gonna have
that bullshit right now.

So we're gonna be really nice,

we have a nice
little spread here.

Deb was not there.

No, she wasn't, but I gave her

a full-fledged front row
damn seat rundown.

But I know where you were.

You were in court,
and you had my back,

and you had my son's back.

Oh, don't start that shit.

-That is old.
-Wow.

Scrappy and I, we had
our little difference,

me and him and Kirk
have all come together.

The only thing that
didn't happen was you two.

We just thought
that if we bring y'all together

and have Deb bring
y'all to y'all senses,

'cause y'all ain't acting right.

Rasheeda done hit me up
talking about "let's do this,"

talking about
let's trick our moms

to get together to make peace.

Now, either we finna kick off
the most amazing peace summit,

or it's finna go down
to World War III.

When Rasheeda told me what had
happened in the store with the--

the bird nest in the store,
I just couldn't get that.

She should've called her
and asked her, was she busy?

Could she see
her somewhere else?

Or anything but come
in the store acting a fool.

Now, you know I wasn't
gonna tolerate that.

-Wa, wa, wa...
-So, yeah--

Wa, wa, wa, wa.

I told you then
and I'll tell you again.

-I'm listening.
-If you had sat in your nest

and overlooked your egg,

maybe she would have
turned out better.

You the one that was-- should
have been sitting on the nest

instead of trying to talk
about me and my child.

[overlapping arguing]

Momma Dee sitting at the table,

sprinkling around a feather,
like, she finna voodoo somebody.

Don't nobody have time for that.

Did you take
your medication today?

No, I didn't. [chanting]

[Shirleen] That's just like
every other day.

I didn't know if one of them
girls had some voodoo dolls

in they purses,
but one thing I had in my purse,

I had a feather, and I had
to spray it with sage, so...

Um-da-la-li, Um-da-la-li.

I had to clear
all the evil spirits.

If I can't talk--,
can you talk to her?

-Why is he here?
-'Cause he's my husband.

Who-- oh, is that your husband?

Oh, yeah, it is.

Oh, well, if that was--

Okay, since she won't tell you,
I'm gonna tell you.

My wife has
a serious problem with alcohol.

-She drinks all the time.
-Ohh!

Momma Dee ass is crazy.

And now her husband's saying
she has a drinking problem?

Now, that would explain
a whole lot.

Because you gonna
put out my stuff?

-I'm just saying.
-For real?

And then you need
lubricant to get hard?

I know
you ain't fuckin' with me.

T.M.I.

y[overlapping arguing]

I'm sitting right here, like,

that's like, disrespectful
to your child.

Do you feel me? Like...

I don't think you should be
saying that in front of me.

T.M.I. T.M.I.

-Hold on, Ma.
-[Momma Dee] Be quiet!

You shut up, you got me
into this bullshit!

I wouldn't even be here--
You shut the fuck up!

Nooo!

Would you stop?!

Listen...

Oh, hell!
This thing is out of control.

There's some deeper problems
flowing all over here.

Momma Dee's frustrated.

She's sexually
God damn frustrated!

So ain't nothing
we could do about this!

Let this woman cool down.

[Rasheeda] Momma Dee, you did
not take any responsibility

for your own actions.

Good that you say that,

Princess Rasheeda.

I'm not a princess,
I'm just Rasheeda.

I would have been in your shop
had you not showed up.

Well, first of all,
no, he told you

not to do none of that,
first of all.

And just like Scrappy said,

that's why all
his relationships be messed up.

So you trying to take it out
on me 'cause Bam--

the Bam not around?

-Earth to Mars!
-Lord!

I'm really happy to know
that they're not getting along,

because Bambi just went
on a date with my nephew,

with Chaz Gotti.

Did you know that?

No.

All this craziness and stuff
going on around me

and shit man,
and then out the blue,

I'm hearing Bambi
dating somebody?

Man, I wasn't
expecting to hear that.

Man, I honestly don't know
how I feel about it.

All I can think about
right now is, wow,

Miss Deb know, so I wonder
who else know this info.

Did you know about
this Bambi date thing?

I did.

But, I don't want
to get in y'all shit.

You should have said something,
you was friends.

No, she don't have to--

[overlapping arguing]

I think you should
say something.

I think you
should say something.

The thing is, she is not
a shit starter.

So that's why
she kept her mouth shut.

She's not a shit starter,
but guess what?

She's not a team player.

That's not-- that's not
being a team player.

Uh, you know what?
I'm ready to go.

-No, listen, listen.
-I'm ready to go.

-No, listen.
-Let's go.

-I was just trying--
-Oops!

Ooh! Pardon me.

Clean it up.

[Shirleen] You clean it up!

Momma Dee over here acting like

the Witches of East Atlanta.

Girl, you tripping, but I'll
tell you what you do need to do.

Get on your broom and shoo
your way up out of here.

I love you, Deb, and everything.

[laughter]

Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

[Momma D] Next time on
Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta...

Don't go trying to do shit
behind my back, Joseline,

-like you always do.
-[sighs]

The contract says
I'm your manager.

I would like a copy.

[Scrappy] We're not sleeping
in the same bed,

let alone the same room,

and I'm not happy
right now, man.

If I could just crash
for a few days.

He did ask me
if he could crash here.

When you bring stuff
to the table...

sometimes the table
collapse 'cause

there's just too much shit
on it.

Are you breaking up with me?

[Karlie] I have a radio show,

and I would love for you
to come down

and let me interview you.

Talking about, you know,
the bedroom business.

[laughing]

I'm the 100, all-the-way friend.

I'm the one who will keep it
honest with you

whether you like it or not.

You don't know what
the fuck you talking about,

and you can offend somebody
who should not be offended.

Okay, good, then
I won't tell you shit.

I'm back, for good.

I got some bitches to stunt on.

Rasheeda put a hex on me,
that witch put a hex on me.

I came back speaking fuck you.

Guess who been FaceTiming me?

-Scrappy.
-What you mean?

Lil Scrappy.

[laughing]

We're dating.

That's why Scrappy
been hitting me up.

And I don't need to know that.

It's none of my business.

-Well, I said it.
-He's none of my business.

So it is your business
if I made it your business.

Absolutely not.

I don't even understand
why you're sitting here.

You want me or Scrapp?

I can take your old nigga,

and I can take that new nigga,

'cause I'm that bitch.

I'ma trust in you because you
look like my Lord and Savior.

[laughter]

He looks like Jesus.

I'm Jesus.

Gotta climb on trees sometimes.

Excuse me, my Lord and Savior.

Your Lord and Savior
had to climb up that tree

to grab the apple.

My Adam will never
bite the apple.

I said grab it, not bite.

Okay. My neck is kinda long.

Ain't nothing wrong
with a long neck.

[laughing]

You walked into that one.

Excuse me, my Lord and Savior.

-[laughter]
-Hey...