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Shlub: First full day as king.
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Now, what's on the docket,
some fun king stuff?
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Scott: You've got a meeting
with Simon the Architect
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about infrastructure.
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Shlub: Well, tell him to do
a bunch more infrastructure.
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Wait. Less.
That should keep him busy.
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Mm. Ugh.
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Whoever made these
sandwiches should be killed.
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Scott: Kill the sandwich guy!
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Shlub: Wait! Wait!
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Don't actually kill
the sandwich guy.
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Scott: But everything you say
is an order now.
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Shlub: You're kidding me.
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So if I say,
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"That vegetable guy looks like
he could use a good spanking,"
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you would take that seriously?
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Scott: Yes. You're the king.
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Shlub: Scott, you're going
to have to develop a sense
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of when I mean something
and when I don't.
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Use common sense.
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Just don't act upon
the obviously funny
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or whimsical things I say.
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Scott: But is that one of the
orders I'm supposed to ignore?
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Shlub: Of course not!
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Don't ignore the order
to use common sense.
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That is a legitimate order.
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Just whenever I say something,
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immediately decide
whether I'm joking or not.
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Scott: Could you just
not joke around?
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Shlub: Absolutely not, but--
and this is the tricky part--
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sometimes as part of the joke,
I might say
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I really mean something
but not really mean it,
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like, "I could eat a horse,
and I mean it."
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Scott: OK, so sometimes
you will say
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you really mean something,
but you don't.
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Shlub: Exactly,
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but this, of course,
is not one of those times,
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and I do mean that,
and I mean this.
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Scott: OK, gang.
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I've got our orders,
but listen closely
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cuz this is a real mind-bender.
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♪
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Men: ♪ Uh! ♪
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♪
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♪ Uh! Uh! ♪
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♪ Uh, uh, uh, whoo! ♪
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Tyrannis: I'll admit, at first,
I was sad I'm not king anymore,
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but that's all behind me.
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I've moved out of the palace
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and embraced the simple life
of a free man.
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Hippocampus: That's the kind
of thing sad, divorced guys say.
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Tyrannis: Well,
I am divorced in a way--
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divorced from responsibility,
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and like many a divorcé
before me--
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Stupendous: Oh, no.
Are you living on a boat?
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Tyrannis: I'm living on a boat.
Welcome to Ty's Folly.
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I put the name
right here on the back.
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Hippocampus: It's just
a picture of you
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and a picture of a boat.
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Tyrannis:
How would you spell "folly"?
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So be honest. What do you think?
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Stupendous: It's...nice.
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Hippocampus: Yeah. Cozy.
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Tyrannis: OK. Stop.
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It's insulting
that you feel the need
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to tiptoe around my feelings.
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Hippocampus: Thank god.
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Politeness was never
gonna work for me.
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Tyrannis: Which is fine.
I'm New Ty now.
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I have shed my unhealthy need
to win approval or feel special,
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so insult my boat if you want.
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I know it's a dump.
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Stupendous: So, Dad,
now that you're king,
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we gonna have some fun together,
maybe do some invading?
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Shlub: What do you mean?
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Stupendous: You and me,
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Shlub and Stupe,
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conquering territory,
kicking ass.
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Could be fun, right?
Ty never let me do that.
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Tyrannis: Dad, king to king,
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I would advise you not
to let her do any conquering.
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She goes too hard.
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She'll get herself hurt,
and you need her on defense.
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Stupendous: Ah, don't
listen to him. He's no fun.
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Tyrannis: And, Stupe,
may I remind you,
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this is Dad
we're talking about--
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not someone you'd want
to follow into battle.
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Dad, are you going
to do that all day?
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Shlub: Just so we're clear,
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you're the weirdos
for watching,
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and, Stupendous,
to answer your question,
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no pointless conquering.
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Stupendous: Damn.
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Shlub: You seem
to have forgotten,
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I'm the fun-loving king.
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I have no intention of invading
anything non-consensually,
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including other kingdoms.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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as my first kingly act,
I'm going on a boba run.
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Stupendous: What is boba?
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Shlub: The sweetest, juiciest,
chewiest drink I've ever had.
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They only make it
in the Kingdom of Boba,
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and I'm obsessed with it.
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It's been on my mind
ever since someone here
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said the word "boba."
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Stupendous: That was you.
You said that word.
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Shlub: Well, then it's been
on my mind since I said "boba."
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I am allowed to put thoughts
in my own head.
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[Waves lapping]
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Broseidon: Whooooo!
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Hell yeah! Never gets old!
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Tyrannis: Broseidon,
did you just pop out of a whale?
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Broseidon: It's called
"shooting the hole,"
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and Broseidon invented it.
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Heard you got a houseboat,
by the way.
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Tyrannis: You like houseboats?
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Broseidon: Psshhh. Like 'em?
I am the god of houseboats.
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Where my boatheads at?
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Man: Yeah! Heck yeah, man!
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Woman: Yeah!
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Broseidon: Changes in latitude,
changes in attitude.
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You feel me?
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Anyway, since I am
the god of houseboats,
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gonna need a monthly offering.
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Tyrannis: Offering?
What a racket.
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Broseidon: Whoa!
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Broseidon does not
appreciate that vibe!
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Tyrannis: Well,
it needs to be said.
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Broseidon: All right.
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Well, you don't wanna pay,
you don't have to pay.
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Tyrannis: Really?
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Broseidon: Sure.
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Oh, hey, I've been
meaning to ask you,
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you know that you're
a demigod, right?
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Tyrannis: Well, yes, in that
I'm the son of a goddess.
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Broseidon: So what's
your demigod power?
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Tyrannis: Excuse me?
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Broseidon: Every demigod
gets a special power.
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What, you didn't get one
at your demigod ceremony?
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Tyrannis: My demigod ceremony?
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Broseidon: Uh, yeah,
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the ritual where gods bestow
special powers on demigods.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Did your mom not get you one?
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Tyrannis: No, my mother
did not get me one.
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Broseidon: If you haven't
had the ceremony,
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you're not a full demigod.
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Tyrannis: When were you
going to tell me
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about my demigod ceremony?
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Deliria: Your what?
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Tyrannis: My demigod ceremony,
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where demigods are awarded
their special power.
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Deliria: Who told you that?
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Tyrannis: Broseidon,
and then he went back
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into a whale's blowhole,
and it was sick!
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Deliria: Why are you
suddenly concerned
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with having a special power?
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I thought you were happy
not being special.
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Tyrannis: I am perfectly
happy not being special.
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Hippocampus: Sounds like
you want to be special.
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Tyrannis: I don't,
but if I'm destined
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to have a special power,
I should damn well have it.
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I demand you take me
to Mount Olympus
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and get me my demigod ceremony!
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Deliria: Oh, you demand it.
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Well, I suppose
I have no choice.
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Tyrannis: You don't.
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Hippo, you're coming with me
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to make sure
she doesn't change her mind.
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Super cool demigod exit!
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Ooh! Oh!
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You need to wax those floors.
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Shlub: ♪ I'm flying to my boba ♪
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♪ To get my boba treat ♪
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♪ I really love my boba ♪
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♪ No need to be discreet ♪
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♪ It's juicy, and it's chewy ♪
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♪ Two different foods in one ♪
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♪ The juice runs
down my throat ♪
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♪ While the balls
dance on my tongue! ♪
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I'll have one--
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Sludge Monster:
No bobas for you!
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Shlub: Oh, hello, Frankensludge.
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Sludge Monster: Shlub.
How opposite of nice to see you.
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You never thanked me
for your wedding gift!
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Shlub: Oh, I didn't thank
anyone for wedding gifts.
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I'm not a thankful person.
That's arguably my entire brand.
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Sludge Monster:
Monster code number one--
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"Monster get gift,
monster give thanks."
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Shlub: I'm supposed to thank you
because of a rule?
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That makes it
completely pointless.
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Sludge Monster:
You always do this, Shlub.
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You only care about yourself,
and no one calls you on it.
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Well, it's payback time.
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By my orders, no one
in this entire kingdom
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will serve you a boba.
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Shlub: What?
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Sludge Monster: That's right,
I'm the king here,
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and I became king
for one purpose--
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to make sure you never taste
the sweet, chewy refreshment
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of a boba
for as long as you live.
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Shlub: You went to all
that trouble of becoming king
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just to punish me?
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Sludge Monster: Yeah.
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Monster code number six
clearly states,
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"Monster allowed to go
too far if monster want."
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Shlub: Just give me that!
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Sludge Monster:
If you want that boba,
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you gotta go through
my whole army.
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You'd have to conquer
this whole continent
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to taste and chew one of these.
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[Slurping]
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[Slurping continues]
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[Slurping continues]
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Shlub: Stop that!
Stop slurping victoriously!
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Stupendous,
I've changed my mind.
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Get your army together.
We're invading Boba.
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Stupendous: You decided you
wanted to spend time with me?
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Shlub: Yes. I decided
I want to spend time with you,
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and that's why
we're going to war.
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Both: Invasion buddies!
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Shlub: Look at this!
What an invasion force!
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Stupendous: Right?
You wanna go rally the troops?
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Shlub: Sure.
Uh, how does one do that?
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Stupendous:
It's pretty standard.
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You ride back and forth
in front of them
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like your horse is raring to go,
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and you just say
"freedom" a lot.
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Shlub: Piece of cake.
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My loyal subjects,
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soon we will meet our enemies
on the field of battle,
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but I prefer to call it
a field of freedom!
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[Cheering]
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Shlub: The fighting
will be brutal,
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and many of you will die...
for freedom!
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[Cheering]
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Shlub: Freedom is what gives us
the freedom to be free,
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and I don't know about you,
but I would rather die right now
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than live another day
not freedoming!
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[Cheering]
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Stupendous: That was so moving.
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Broseidon:
All right. Listen, Ty-bo.
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You got a lot to learn
before the ceremony.
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It is gonna be intense training,
starting tomorrow.
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Tyrannis: What sort of training?
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Broseidon: Lotta physical stuff,
some feats of strength,
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and you gotta recite a whole
thing in the ancient tongue.
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Tyrannis: The ancient tongue?
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My mother never even told me
there was an ancient tongue.
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Broseidon: Oh, yeah.
It is a super powerful language.
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It's based on inflections.
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Like--like, there's
this one word "ee-EE-ee"
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which means horse,
253
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but if you say it
like "EE-ee-EE,"
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it could also mean eyebrows,
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or if you say it
a different way,
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it just blows up the Earth.
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Tyrannis: So cool.
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Broseidon: We'll be
working on all that stuff,
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and you get to stay here
while Ty completes his training.
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Deliria, you recognize
your old bedroom, right?
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All right. Well, iyaaaaaaaam.
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That means hello, good-bye,
and it dries up rivers.
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Hippocampus:
Mom, you used to live here?
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Deliria: Yes.
This was my apartment.
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I do miss the amenities.
266
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Hippocampus:
Is your bed a cloud?
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Deliria: Best night of sleep
you'll ever have.
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Hippocampus: Well, crap.
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A fish could get used
to this place.
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[Chime]
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What just happened?
272
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Deliria:
Oh, that chair transforms
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into whatever kind of chair
best fits the moment.
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Tyrannis: I want to do it!
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[Chime]
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I'm a toddler?
Is that the message here?
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Hippocampus:
What the heck does this do?
278
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Deliria: It dispenses ambrosia,
the food of the gods.
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Hippocampus: Oh, my god, Ty.
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Deliria: Yes. It causes
a feeling similar to sex,
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but magnified by a thousand.
282
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Tyrannis: [Shudders]
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Hippocampus:
I'm never leaving here.
284
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I'm dying here.
285
00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:41,295
Mom, you had all this,
and then you lost it?
286
00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:42,666
I'm seeing you
in a whole new light.
287
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,167
You're a tragic figure!
288
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,571
Deliria: Oh, shut up.
289
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Tyrannis: You know,
demigods do sometimes
290
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get elevated to full gods.
291
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Maybe one day,
I'll be an Olympian,
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and you could come visit.
293
00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:53,687
Deliria: Oh, could I?
How magnanimous of you.
294
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Tyrannis: I'm sorry if
the thought of us being equals
295
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drives you crazy.
296
00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:58,262
Deliria:
What drives me crazy is that
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00:09:58,329 --> 00:09:59,866
you would want
to hang out with these people
298
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,268
after all that I've told you
about them.
299
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,339
Tyrannis, "These people"
seem pretty decent to me.
300
00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,810
Now, if you'll excuse me,
301
00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:07,247
I have to go and learn
an ancient language.
302
00:10:07,313 --> 00:10:10,286
Iyaaaaaaam.
303
00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,525
Stupendous: Uhh...huh!
304
00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:15,430
Ugh! Hwah! Hah!
305
00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:16,900
Newsie: Extra, extra!
306
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,505
Krapoplian army
wins huge battle!
307
00:10:19,606 --> 00:10:21,308
Takes Plopopolis!
308
00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,514
Krapopolis
defeats Blibbity City!
309
00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:25,116
Cackletown! Littleopolis!
310
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,322
"Some city names
totally made up," study says.
311
00:10:28,422 --> 00:10:31,529
Father, daughter
really bond on killing spree!
312
00:10:31,629 --> 00:10:33,266
Stupendous: Haagh...ooh!
313
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,337
Uh! Ooh! Ooh!
314
00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:37,742
Hey, Dad, Dad! Look! Dad!
315
00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:39,913
Watch the light
in this guy's eyes go out!
316
00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,317
Shlub: I saw it, yes!
Sweetheart! Yes!
317
00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,255
Look at you! That's my girl!
318
00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:45,525
Newsie: Uh-oh, Shlub and Stupe
319
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,060
find it's harder
than they thought.
320
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,667
Krapoplian army paying
real price for this dumb idea!
321
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:53,941
"Battle not so fun anymore,"
says source close to king!
322
00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:56,144
Medic: OK. Um, you're
gonna feel a little sting
323
00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:59,050
because I'm placing your arm
in this log full of fire ants.
324
00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:02,525
Stupendous: Aah! Uh!
And this heals it?
325
00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,227
Medic: Well, that's
what we're finding out.
326
00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:06,098
Shlub: Scott, I need
your advice on something,
327
00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:08,002
and I need you
to tell me the truth,
328
00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:11,008
and before you ask, this is one
of those things I really mean,
329
00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:14,481
and so is what I'm saying right
now about really meaning it.
330
00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:15,885
Scott: OK.
331
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:17,689
Shlub: Was it irresponsible
of me to drag this army
332
00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:20,661
into a protracted land war
just for a drink?
333
00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,263
Scott: It was maybe a little--
334
00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:25,169
Shlub: Keep in mind that
if you say it's irresponsible,
335
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,140
that means
you're siding with Ty.
336
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:28,910
Scott: It was
a little irresponsible.
337
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,581
Shlub: So I should come clean
about the boba thing?
338
00:11:30,714 --> 00:11:31,850
Scott: I think you gotta.
339
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,687
Shlub: Damn you.
Kill yourself. No. Don't.
340
00:11:33,787 --> 00:11:36,425
That was a joke, and me
saying that is not a joke,
341
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:37,962
and neither is this.
342
00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:40,601
Stupendous, I think we
have to call off the invasion.
343
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,837
Stupendous: What?
Scott: Great idea.
344
00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:43,139
Shlub: Can I confess something?
345
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,544
I only started this invasion
to get a boba.
346
00:11:45,644 --> 00:11:47,047
Stupendous:
Can I confess something?
347
00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:48,182
I don't care.
348
00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:49,652
I'm having the time
of my life out here.
349
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,055
Shlub: Really?
350
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,759
Stupendous: Yeah. I mean,
you never come to my fights,
351
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,128
and now look at us.
352
00:11:54,228 --> 00:11:55,965
I don't even care
that we're in a quagmire
353
00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:59,505
as long as we're together,
unless you think that's dumb.
354
00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:02,310
Shlub: No, it's not dumb.
It's the noblest reason of all.
355
00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:05,383
Do you know the ancient song
"Cat's in the Cradle"?
356
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:06,720
Stupendous: No.
357
00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,089
Shlub: I don't either,
but I can only assume
358
00:12:08,189 --> 00:12:10,359
it's about a cat
who jumps into a cradle
359
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:11,763
and steals a man's baby
360
00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:13,801
before he even gets a chance
to know her
361
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,971
and the cat raises
the baby as her own
362
00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:19,111
and when the baby girl grows up,
she doesn't even recognize
363
00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:22,350
her own dad because she thinks
she's a cat now
364
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,953
and when he goes to hug her,
365
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,024
she instinctively
tears his face off.
366
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,329
Stupendous:
That would be my guess, too.
367
00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:29,699
Shlub: It's a cautionary tale,
368
00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:31,503
and I'm not gonna let that
happen to us.
369
00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:32,639
Stupendous: You mean it?
370
00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,207
Shlub: Of course I mean it.
371
00:12:34,308 --> 00:12:36,647
This war is completely worth
doing because you deserve it.
372
00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,382
Scott: Couldn't you have
father-daughter time
373
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:39,753
some other way?
374
00:12:39,853 --> 00:12:42,691
I mean, people are really
getting hurt out there.
375
00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,729
[Stupendous and Shlub laugh]
376
00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:46,833
Stupendous:
What is he talking about?
377
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,371
Aphrodite: Anidi.
378
00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:50,707
Tyrannis: Anidi...
379
00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,912
Broseidon: Iyaaaaam.
380
00:12:53,012 --> 00:12:54,916
Tyrannis: Iyaaaaam...
381
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:58,523
Broseidon: Oh, there you go,
bro. Now you're getting it.
382
00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,059
Apollo: Ha ha!
383
00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:01,963
Oh, Broseidon, don't forget to
teach him the choreography, too.
384
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:04,803
Aphrodite: Oh, yeah. I wanna
see full choreo with this thing.
385
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,239
Hippocampus: Mom,
this doesn't seem right.
386
00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:08,009
Did they just bring him here
to humiliate him?
387
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:10,748
Deliria: Absolutely.
They don't give away god powers.
388
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,250
He's here
for their entertainment.
389
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,488
Hippocampus: That's cruel.
You gotta tell him.
390
00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,691
Deliria: Absolutely not.
391
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,294
He needs to learn
this lesson for himself.
392
00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:18,897
Hippocampus: If you're
not gonna tell him, I will.
393
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,399
Deliria: You will do
no such thing.
394
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,504
Hippocampus: Yes, I will...
395
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:27,748
Hippocampus:
right after this passes.
396
00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:29,952
[Lute music playing]
397
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:32,524
Singer:
♪ The cat's in the cradle ♪
398
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:35,163
♪ He's stealing the girl ♪
399
00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:40,507
♪ Raising her up
like a cat in the world ♪
400
00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:42,845
♪ She never knew Daddy ♪
401
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:45,216
♪ But she knows him now ♪
402
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:49,659
♪ And she's going to tear
his face off ♪
403
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,094
Stupendous: Victory!
404
00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:55,704
Singer: ♪ She's gonna
tear his whole damn face! ♪
405
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:58,175
Shlub: Hmm!
406
00:13:58,309 --> 00:13:59,912
Victory!
407
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,450
I drink your boba.
408
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,855
[Slurping]
409
00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,264
Stupendous: Dad! Look out!
410
00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:16,077
Ohhhhh...
411
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:17,881
Uh!
412
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:25,129
Shlub: Stu...pen...dous!
413
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:28,068
Did you always
have that arrow there?
414
00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,444
Sludge Monster:
Well, well, well.
415
00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:35,216
Looks like your daughter's
not gonna make it.
416
00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:36,686
Shlub: Shut up,
you smelly balloon.
417
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,155
Stupendous: Yeah, shut up!
418
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:39,491
Sludge Monster: You wanna know
what brought your father
419
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:40,661
all this way?
420
00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,130
It was for a drink.
421
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,502
Stupendous: I already know that.
I'm fine with it.
422
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,172
I had fun. We bonded.
423
00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:48,342
Sludge Monster: Is everyone
catching the tragedy here?
424
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,179
Guy who never thinks
of anyone else
425
00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,818
gives up his own daughter
for a drink,
426
00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:55,490
a daughter so blinded
by this sociopath
427
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,126
she dies for him.
428
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,164
Stupendous: I did what I did,
and I'd do it again.
429
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,770
Shlub: Stupendous,
that's lovely of you to say,
430
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,007
but I can't let it
end like this.
431
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:07,649
Wait! I've heard monster blood
can save cyclopses.
432
00:15:07,749 --> 00:15:10,019
Mm-nngh!
433
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,157
[Stupendous sucking]
434
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,726
Shlub: Scott,
why are you looking away?
435
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,798
Scott: I don't know.
It seems weird.
436
00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:17,534
Shlub: There's nothing weird
about it.
437
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:18,670
Is anything happening?
438
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,106
Stupendous: No.
439
00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:21,776
Shlub: Right, so the monster
blood thing was a myth.
440
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:22,911
Sludge Monster:
Our doctors could save her.
441
00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:24,247
Shlub: They could?
442
00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:25,717
Ours haven't progressed
past fire ants.
443
00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:27,521
Medic: Wow.
Say it to my face, dude.
444
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,559
Sludge Monster:
We're an advanced civilization.
445
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,328
We made a smoothie chewable!
446
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:32,864
We could save her life
right now.
447
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,269
All you have to do
is say, "Thank you."
448
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:36,739
Shlub: Well, that's easy.
Thank--
449
00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:38,275
Stupendous: Wait! Dad, don't!
450
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,344
Shlub: What?
451
00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:40,647
Stupendous:
This guy's an absolute turd!
452
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,116
You know what?
453
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,221
People like you are the reason
people love my dad.
454
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,560
He lives for the moment,
and he doesn't like rules.
455
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,198
That's why everyone
wants to hang out with him,
456
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:52,805
and that's why I wanted to
invade your country with him.
457
00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:55,911
Dad, never apologize
for being you.
458
00:15:56,011 --> 00:15:57,113
Just let me die.
459
00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:59,251
Don't give this guy
the satisfaction.
460
00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:02,056
Huh! No! That's dumb!
Say, "Thank you"!
461
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:05,698
Shlub: Thank you! Thank you!
For the love of god, thank you!
462
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,602
♪
463
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,839
Tyrannis: Iyaaam...
464
00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,710
anidi...
465
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,247
otloo...
466
00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,517
zer.
467
00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:17,755
[Stifled laughter]
468
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,391
Tyrannis: Iyaam...
469
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,795
anidi...
470
00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:22,430
otloo...
471
00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:23,634
zer.
472
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,804
[Laughter]
473
00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:29,912
Broseidon: Uh, keep going.
Keep going. They're excited.
474
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,883
Aphrodite: Bigger choreo!
475
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:34,622
Tyrannis: Iyaam anidiot loser.
476
00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:36,191
Oh. This is a setup, isn't it?
477
00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:38,864
Broseidon: What? Nah, bro.
It's just a little hazing.
478
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,967
Tyrannis: So I am getting
my special power?
479
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,938
Broseidon: Absolutely!
480
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:45,510
But first, you gotta drink
from this chalice!
481
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,413
Gods: Chalice! Chalice!
482
00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:49,084
Chalice! Chalice!
483
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,420
Chalice!
Chalice!
484
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,925
Hippocampus: We gotta
get him outta here...
485
00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:54,595
[Gulp]
486
00:16:54,696 --> 00:16:56,264
at--at some point.
487
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:57,868
Tyrannis: I know this is a joke.
There's no super power.
488
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,306
Broseidon: You don't know that!
Drink it! Drink the wine!
489
00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,713
Tyrannis: This is dumb.
I'm really being played here.
490
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,951
Maybe not, though?
491
00:17:06,051 --> 00:17:06,953
[Slurp]
492
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:08,422
OK. That's spit.
493
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:12,363
Broseidon: Who's to say god spit
isn't the magic ingredient?
494
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:13,365
Tyrannis: Is it?
495
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,336
Broseidon: Well, you tell me,
496
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:20,279
because I now grant you
the demigod power of...
497
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:21,883
flight!
498
00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:24,555
Go ahead. Try it out.
499
00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:25,857
Tyrannis: Yah! Oh!
500
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:29,364
Broseidon: I present
to you Tyrannis--
501
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:34,475
an idiot loser who thought he
didn't have to pay me a tribute.
502
00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,211
[Booing]
503
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,316
Deliria: Ty, it's me.
504
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:39,852
Tyrannis: Mom, you knew
this was a setup,
505
00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:41,154
and you still let it happen?
506
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:42,390
Deliria: I thought
about warning you,
507
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,094
but you were being
such a pain,
508
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:45,997
I decided to let you learn
the lesson for yourself.
509
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:47,100
Tyrannis: What lesson?
510
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,770
Deliria: Never trust gods.
511
00:17:48,904 --> 00:17:50,941
Tyrannis: I just wanted
a special power so badly.
512
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,578
I admit it,
I want to feel special.
513
00:17:52,678 --> 00:17:54,481
Deliria: I'm going to give you
your special power right now.
514
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:59,157
Stand up and look at them calmly
like you don't care.
515
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,967
Broseidon: Hey, wait.
I just humiliated you.
516
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,069
Look more hurt!
517
00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:06,606
Aphrodite: Come on! You lost!
518
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,308
Apollo: What the hell is this?
What are you doing?
519
00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,513
Aphrodite: It's like
he doesn't care about us.
520
00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:13,754
Broseidon: Stop not caring!
You're ruining it!
521
00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:15,422
Deliria: Feels good, doesn't it?
522
00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:17,393
Tyrannis: Would feel a little
better if I had an actual power.
523
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:19,966
Deliria: All right, but I'm
only going to do this once.
524
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,470
Point at something.
525
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,245
Apollo: What?
526
00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:28,850
Deliria: Come on.
Let's get out of here.
527
00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:31,589
Hippocampus: Yah!
528
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:33,993
Sludge Monster: I'm glad you
finally learned your lesson.
529
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,362
Shlub:
You're a strange, sad man,
530
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,300
but to thank you
for saving my daughter's life,
531
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,404
I give you all your land back.
532
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,141
Sludge Monster: I'm afraid
it's not that simple.
533
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,410
Shlub: Why not?
534
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,914
Sludge Monster:
Because you beat me.
535
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:45,618
Monster code number four
clearly states,
536
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:48,121
"Monster beat monster,
monster stay win."
537
00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:50,561
Shlub: So I literally cannot
give you your land back?
538
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,297
Sludge Monster:
The code says no.
539
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,967
Shlub: What if you win it back?
540
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,436
Sludge Monster: That I'll allow.
541
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:57,340
Stupendous: Dad, I'm not
so sure we're gonna be able
542
00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:59,377
to convince my army
to lose on purpose.
543
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:02,284
Shlub: Shouldn't be that hard.
It's the same basic formula.
544
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,553
We gather on this field
545
00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:06,225
to lose every bit of ground
we just won.
546
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,396
Man: Uh...
Different man: Wait. Lose?
547
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:11,067
Shlub: But I'm not asking you
to lose for me.
548
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,540
I'm asking you
to lose for freedom!
549
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,009
[Cheering]
550
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,681
Shlub: Our enemies
don't want us to lose.
551
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,552
They think we can't lose.
552
00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:20,754
[Booing]
553
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,792
Shlub: But I believe in you,
and I know
554
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,361
that when we freedom together,
555
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:28,035
we freedom for the freedom
of freedom!
556
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,239
[Cheering]
557
00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,180
Man: Let's do it!
Freedom, love you!
558
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,449
Newsie: Extra, extra!
559
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,555
Krapopolis army
getting ass kicked.
560
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:40,627
Krapopolis conquers Boba,
then loses it!
561
00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:43,098
Stupendous
almost dies in battle!
562
00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:45,469
Has to get saved
by enemy doctor.
563
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,977
Father-daughter outing
kills thousands for nothing.
564
00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:50,313
Stupendous: Aw, crap, Dad.
565
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,818
How do we keep Ty
from finding out about this?
566
00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:54,354
It's on all the vases!
567
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,826
Shlub: Oh, he can't find out.
He'll lord it over us forever.
568
00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,630
Stupendous: We need something
to knock this story
569
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:01,001
off the vases
before he gets back.
570
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,305
It's gotta be a huge news story.
571
00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:05,175
Shlub: Scott, I have
an order for you,
572
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,346
and it's going to sound
a lot like a joke,
573
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,384
but I swear to you, it's not.
574
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:12,023
Newsie: Extra, extra!
Read all about it!
575
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,227
King's assistant
dresses up as gorilla
576
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,599
and starts throwing his feces
everywhere, shouting,
577
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:19,403
"I am gorilla boy!
Gorilla boy need wife!"
578
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,276
and then insists on getting
married to another gorilla!
579
00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:24,180
Tyrannis: Sounds like
I've missed some news.
580
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,684
Shlub: It was a crazy week.
581
00:20:25,818 --> 00:20:27,420
Tyrannis: It's harder to run
a city than you think, isn't it?
582
00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:29,525
Shlub: So true.
And what have you been up to?
583
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,462
Tyrannis: I had
my demigod ceremony.
584
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,764
Shlub: I'm sorry I missed it.
585
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,335
Tyrannis: Yes.
You would have loved it.
586
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,878
Oh, hey, Scott. Congratulations.
587
00:20:39,978 --> 00:20:41,749
Scott: Hey.
588
00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:54,575
[Slurping]
589
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,581
Stupendous: I don't know.
The bubble things are annoying.
590
00:20:57,681 --> 00:20:59,418
Shlub: The bubble things
are the whole point!
591
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,221
Stupendous: Can I get one
without bubbles?
592
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:02,424
Shlub: That's just a smoothie.
593
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:03,960
Stupendous: I love smoothies.
594
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,031
Shlub: So does everyone,
but this takes them up a notch.
595
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,705
Stupendous: I think it takes
them down, several notches.
596
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:10,941
[Slurp]
597
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,145
I just keep worrying it's
gonna get caught in my throat.
598
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,617
Shlub: What a stupid thing to--
599
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:16,820
Haagh!
600
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,788
[Coughs]
601
00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:20,292
Haagh! Hwagh!
602
00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:22,030
[Gagging]
603
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,867
Stupendous: Hup! Hup! Hup!
604
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:25,236
Shlub: Ohh...uhh...
605
00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:27,207
Stupendous: I call that
the Stupe Maneuver.
606
00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:30,279
At half-strength,
it saves lives!
607
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,551
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
608
00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,792
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