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GENIE, MAKE A WISH

If that's your plan,

why not just scrap the wishes

and throw me off right now?

I'm having

an absolute blast right now!

You're enjoying this?

Yes.

I was so bored with life,

but my heart is racing right now.

This is fun?

Fine. Let me kick things up a notch.

It is you.

That lump of clay.

I'm sure of it.

I guess I've been too complacent.

Is this how corrupt humans have become?

Are you humans already beyond temptation?

How was it when you fell? Did you feel any pain?

Let me in on your plans.

While you're trying to kill me, can I try to kill you too?

I'm warning you.

Lay a finger on me again,

and I will wipe out your entire kind,

every single being apart from you,

from the elderly to infants.

I will exterminate every last being,

sparing no one…

if that's what it takes to watch you suffer.

For 983 years, you've been part of my plans.

Wait.

You're just leaving me here?

How am I supposed to get down?

Four wheels?

Must be the things Sade mentioned that walk around on their own.

My mythical beast, Sade.

Master?

When did you get out here?

Get out.

There are a lot of eyes on me right now, so I'll meet you over at the oasis.

I'll see you later.

I've changed a lot, so try not to be too alarmed.

Get over here this instant!

I was born of a single glistening tear

shed on a strand of my master's silky raven hair.

If you hear what I am saying now in your native language, that's because--

What are you mumbling about? Get your ass over here!

It's been far too long. I've missed you, Master.

Master's scent.

Cut it out. You seemed perfectly happy serving other masters.

I was only doing what I had to. Take a look.

Even the oasis has become a luxurious hotel.

Animal protection laws prohibit hunting, so I'm practically a herbivore now.

By the way, did you get hurt?

Earlier, I felt my head splitting and my back breaking.

There was a bit of a situation.

Don't tell me banging my head made your face so…

What about my face?

Right, you haven't seen me like this.

This is the face I mentioned taking a liking to.

What?

Where should I even start bringing you up to speed?

Anyway, so you finally have a new master.

Well? Do they look like they'd have a lot of wishes?

No.

She says she doesn't need any wishes.

It's honestly so strange.

You're in my seat.

This is my first time riding a carpet like this one.

And this. It's so delicious.

-You abandoned me in your hotel. -I didn't abandon you. I left you there.

-Yeah, you abandoned me. -No, I left you there.

Will we ever have a proper chat?

I already told you. I can't leave your side.

I'm saying stop wasting your time.

I feel drowsy after the meal. See you in Goryeo.

What a pain in the ass.

We'll talk later.

For now, our hairstyles are way too similar.

Stop wearing it in a bun, or shave your head already.

I busted my ass with hair masks to grow this out,

so you change yours! You hear me?

We want them nice and crispy.

I'm home.

My word.

What is it?

Ka-young, I thought you were glowing lately.

It must be because you're dating.

I don't date.

I've just always been pretty.

Then

who is that lanky man with you?

Don't say a word. Not a single word.

He's just a souvenir.

That's Granny An,

Granny Park,

Granny Sa,

and my grandma.

Goodness, this is incredible.

She went overseas and brought back a potential husband.

He's not a potential husband.

We're just

sharing a room.

What?

Well, if you share a room,

who's to say, you know?

Who knows what might happen?

Pan-geum, you'll have great-grandchildren in no time.

Come on, stop that.

Have you eaten?

Welcome. I'm An Bok-ja.

Right, well, I think Lee Beul-li will be a suitable name for me.

"Lee Beul-li"?

Lee Beul-li?

Follow me.

Goodness, why take a detour to the shed before going inside?

Enough of that!

What are you doing? It'll burn. Hurry up and flip it!

It's cooked perfectly.

"Lee Beul-li"?

I did some research.

Everyone here has three-character names.

An Bok-ja. Ki Ka-young.

Lee Beul-li.

It makes sense. I'll give you that.

But…

Never mind. Whatever works for you.

All right, ground rules. Stay out of sight of the grannies.

And definitely stay out of sight of the locals.

No going into town. No getting caught using magic.

No telling me to make a wish.

Then, what can I do?

I came all this way, and for what? You want to kill me?

If that's what you desire, wish it. It's simple.

Why would I use a wish on that? I could do it myself.

What are you yapping about to yourself?

Where did that lanky fellow go?

Why the pickax?

Only I can see you again?

You said to avoid the grannies.

What is it?

Are you seeing things?

Did you skip your meds?

Cover your ears.

Maybe I'll just kill this--

Kill what? Who are you going to kill?

Ka-young, you remember your promise to me, right?

Remember our rules?

I do.

Your mom, dad, and older sisters

aren't coming back.

They're all dead.

But how did they die?

I only killed Mom's parrot.

Mom, Dad, and my older sisters.

I didn't kill them.

Of course you didn't.

Grandma knows you didn't.

And you won't kill anyone in the future either.

And no killing birds either.

Let's live a long life together, me and you, okay?

But they said they'd come back.

They promised.

So why are they dead? How could they die without my permission?

From now on, this is what you do when you're angry.

Close your eyes and listen to the watch. It goes ticktock, doesn't it?

Let's listen to that sound 60 times and try to hold it in for one minute.

I don't want to. Get off me.

I'm still angry, so what now?

Then you should listen for two minutes.

Let's try it, okay?

No!

Just put it away! Get rid of it!

Get rid of it already! Now!

I don't want this!

KA-YOUNG'S STUDY COMPILATION 1

Mr. Chang-sik made this for you.

Shall we take a look?

Oh my, this looks like fun. Don't you think?

Congratulations. You have a baby girl.

-Chae-a. -My goodness.

-Our precious princess! -It's me, Dad.

See that, Ka-young?

That dad and grandma look incredibly happy, don't they?

That is real joy.

766 seconds, 767 seconds, 768 seconds,

769 seconds, 770 seconds…

We did everything we could,

but the child's mother passed away during childbirth.

Sorry?

Good heavens! How upsetting.

That there is real sorrow.

They've lost someone they love.

781 seconds, 782 seconds, 783 seconds…

Dad, you can't let go. You just can't.

Of course. Dad's holding on tight.

You're still there, right?

-I sure am! -Did you let go?

Wow! Hooray for my darling Chae-a!

Hooray!

Now that is real happiness.

Go slow! Slow down!

You should try it too. The more you try, the better you'll get.

798 seconds, 799 seconds,

800 seconds, 801 seconds…

The thing is, ma'am,

in Ka-young's case, trying to teach her won't work.

806 seconds, 807 seconds, 808 seconds, 809 seconds, 810 seconds, 811 seconds…

And this

is affection.

Warm, isn't it?

820 seconds, 821 seconds…

She lacks a sense of guilt,

and because she's unable to control her rage…

Oh boy, my dear Ka-young is warm.

Goodness.

My dear crybaby is so warm.

Goodness me.

My stubborn darling is warm.

845 seconds, 846 seconds, 847 seconds,

848 seconds, 849 seconds, 850 seconds, 851 seconds…

Didn't I tell you not to take the stone out?

Come hell or high water, I won't let you take it out until tomorrow.

There.

Why are you doing this? Why should I put up with it?

It's uncomfortable.

That's exactly it.

That's what discomfort is.

When people glare at you like this

or narrow their eyes at you like this,

it's not because they don't like you.

They're just uncomfortable around you, okay?

You sure like to talk, Grandma. You're such a pain.

What do I have to do to get out of living with you?

If you study really hard and go to college,

you won't have to live with me anymore.

But the thing about studying is

you have to take it seriously and be top of your class.

And if you succeed, then you must attend a prestigious college.

KI KA-YOUNG TOP ADMISSION SCORE

The National University of Science and Technology is a big deal!

And once you graduate from college,

you must get a job that pays a regular salary.

Thanks! And congratulations.

-Oh boy. -Thank you.

Congratulations.

-Congratulations. -You've picked the perfect spot.

KI KA-YOUNG TOP ADMISSION SCORE

How can she be both the town's pride and the village fool at the same time?

Honestly!

At the same time?

You were saying…

Where did you go to college?

We didn't even breach

the subject of college.

And more importantly,

I was a little tied up at the time.

Even so, a similar educational background is important.

Ka-young got into the National University of Science and Technology

with top marks and graduated early.

A high school grad?

What was your CSAT score?

-Your grandma is fuming. -Why?

Something about you

doing two things at the same time.

Don't ever do that again. She seemed really disappointed.

-Hands off. -Oh yeah?

I said hands off.

You push pretty hard.

So I guess that's how humans imagine me.

THIS ANCIENT BOZO'S FIRST TIME SEEING THOR

-Is that me with the hammer? -It's not.

It's not? But we have the same hair.

Then…

CAPTAIN AMERICA JUST PASSED BY

-Him with the star tray-- -Not him either.

Oh, I know.

The one wearing the red aluminum suit…

No, it's not. It's not you!

They're Marv*l. You're Disn*y.

You have totally different target audiences.

You and these guys…

Your worlds simply cannot mix.

This is all we can say.

But I need to know more to make sure we don't mix.

I couldn't hear anything through those bleeps.

You may be a genie,

but you will never hear through the bleeps.

Copyright is serious business.

Copyright?

If you must hear,

you can go and seek permission from the "Big Mouse" himself.

I'm an actual genie in the flesh. Why would I need permission?

Who is this mouse anyway?

-So this is the modern-day plaza? -Yes.

With three IDs, I basically control public opinion.

-Trust me. -Okay.

I'm honestly speechless, so let me TL;DR this.

Something outrageous happened to me.

I'm a genie, but copyright stops me from even mentioning the famous mouse.

I'm the genie. This makes no sense.

That's not all.

They made a movie about me, but guess what they called it. Aladdin!

I've never even met an "Aladdin." Upvote if you can relate.

So what's this plaza called?

Mate Pann.

"Mate Pann."

See? They're already going wild in the comments.

I told you, Master. You can count on me.

You don't say?

A GENIE ON MATE PANN?

GO TOUCH GRASS, BRO

WE NEED ALADDIN'S SIDE OF THE STORY

BIG CAP, GO SEEK HELP

But why are they criticizing me?

You call this studying? You're really going places, huh?

Did you learn to read Korean?

Mr. Seo I-deuk, what are you doing here? You said you'd chop wood for the hall.

I was just getting up to go over there now.

By the way, have you eaten?

Sit down while I'm being nice.

The plaza is over here.

Who is that?

Are you two close, Mr. Seo?

We have almost a millennium to catch up on, so, you know.

Never mind. Let's go.

I told you to come.

Come here now!

Hey, what the hell?

Come on!

I'm going to kill whoever pulled that crap.

I was just about to level up, damn it.

The mountains will soon be stripped bare of trees.

He's the young man staying at my Sang-tae's guesthouse for a month,

and he's so handy.

Would you look at that?

What's a car like that doing in a town like this?

Right. It's the psychopath's car.

What? Why would you say such a thing?

Hello.

-I think she heard you. -It's all right. She knows it too.

Hey.

Drive carefully, you!

She has one of those anti-psycho character disorders or something.

Granny Park, it's called "anti-social personality disorder."

Don't forget to apply sunscreen.

All right!

By psychopath, do you mean the type that kills people?

She doesn't kill people, though,

because we all raised her together as a village.

And how did you raise her?

Who are you? How'd you get here?

What are you doing here? How very strange.

Right, he's her potential husband.

So how did you raise her?

Well,

at first, it was utter chaos.

Worse than anyone could've imagined.

This is "gi-yeok."

This is

"ni-eun."

This is "di-geut."

Things get a little tricky from here.

Are you up for it?

This girl.

Dear, oh dear.

Here. Try one first.

You need to cut the rice cakes, not smash them.

Knife up against the rice cakes…

And so, the entire neighborhood

came together to raise that tiny devil.

Devil, you say?

That's it. There you go.

What exactly are you?

-You busy? -I'm almost done. Can I help you?

I broke a tail light while parking.

You don't need to uncover the truck bed to change it, right?

My truck's loaded to the brim.

It's fine.

I clock out at 6:00, so just come back before then.

I'll leave it with you, then. I'm going to eat at my mom's restaurant.

I see you've already started.

I bought more pork belly. Let me know if you need it.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

By the way, Mr. Eom, is the Wi-Fi here normally this bad?

It's the altitude.

Why not give your phones a break and enjoy your time here?

He's right. I hear I-deuk doesn't even have a phone.

I-deuk! You should stop chopping and join us.

I don't actually like cooked meat.

Enjoy!

GRANDMA

Buy bean sprouts, those adhesive pain relief patches, tofu, and bread.

What is that?

-That looks so cool. -I told you not to come into town.

Buy me one of those.

No, buy me three.

I heard you brought a potential husband from the Middle East. Is that him?

Hello. He's not a potential husband. Don't say a word.

But…

Don't you tell me he's not when he clearly is!

The talk of the town is how we should plan the wedding.

As for me,

I'm Park Chang-sik, the village chief here at Cheongpung Village.

Here we have the youth association. Left, Jwa Jong-heon. Right, Woo Min-jae.

Say hello.

Nice to meet you.

Wow, you're as tall as the 63 Building.

It's a nice area, isn't it?

Thanks to our Ka-young here,

our village has nothing to worry about in terms of public safety.

Why am I the only one talking?

Am I the only one with a mouth?

Am I the only one who's happy we're meeting?

Just say hello. Keep it short.

Shall I, then?

It appears that you are the chieftain of this village.

Nice to meet you too, Park Chang-sik.

-Chang-sik! -What the hell was that?

Please calm down. You'll give yourself a heart attack.

What the hell did you do? What did you do to my nose?

What made you fall for me? Am I damn irresistible?

Chang-sik, use your words.

I told you to let go of me!

What the hell? Where'd he go?

Did he make a run for it?

What just happened?

Where did he go?

Where could he have gone?

I wonder where he is.

Damn it.

CHEONGPUNGHO MART

How many times must I tell you to pay attention to the entrance display?

The entrance is…

"The face of our store." But you keep leaving it bare.

Don't you?

Answer me, please.

I'm sorry.

The freight elevator is under maintenance, so…

Ms. Kang Im-seon?

Does our store not have stairs?

Get a move on.

Right, I'll get to it now.

Men don't greet each other like that in this country. That's the rule.

What is this place?

And what's that?

What is this place?

Stay still already.

I'm sorry, but can you see that man?

Yes. He's handsome. Why do you ask?

Just wondered if he was only handsome in my eyes. Thank you.

Chief Park is a former marine, and his motto is "My pride is my success."

What are you gonna do now? You're… done for.

So you think I'm handsome?

I have no emotions, but I do have eyes.

What don't you have? Emotions?

You should be careful not to get caught out by Min-ji.

Her rules are even more intense.

Wait, who is Min-ji?

Excuse me.

That's the ladies' restroom.

I am a lady.

My apologies. I'm so sorry.

It's all right. I'm used to it.

I'm a woman.

I know. You're the director of Smile Dental Clinic.

Do I know you?

Wait, I remember. I saw you when I signed the lease for my clinic.

You're CEO Ryu Su-hyeon's assistant.

Are you here to play golf? Isn't this course great?

I'll let him know.

Mr. Ryu also owns this golf course.

This too?

Even with everything he could ask for, he's always volunteering at the food bank.

He had another building finished recently, right?

The sold units will likely be occupied from next week.

Sounds good.

I'm glad to hear you're happy.

The paperwork's been a nightmare for me, but it's good that you're satisfied.

Why do you still scramble for money when you already have so much?

That's the thing about being human.

You don't need to go to hell to live in hell.

Having no money is hell itself.

Hell doesn't suit me.

A nose rub?

At least you're still alive.

For now, drink up.

Being away from home is tough.

What is this aluminum kettle?

It's remarkable!

You know about aluminum, but you don't know what a can is?

GOBLIN STATIONERY

Wow, this…

Wait here for a short while.

I'll be back as soon as I finish my after-school helper gig.

Hey. You shouldn't be helping people.

You're Satan's mythical beast. You should be ruining them.

Stop the infuriating nonsense. Wait right here.

What is this lamp?

It's amazing.

You're still at it?

Please just go.

I'd like to go too,

but I just can't stop.

Next time, I want to be trapped in this.

You stay right here.

I'll take you on any day.

Hey there. Excuse me?

It's dangerous there.

I know.

Leave her alone. She's as experienced as we are.

We see her on every trail we go on.

The young lady who picks up all the trash.

Oh my, it's nice to meet you.

I've heard so much about you.

I know.

What took you so long to get down?

Why are you here? How did you know I was here?

I'm desperate. I just need 1,000 won. It's the last time, I swear.

You came all this way for 1,000 won? Aren't you a genie?

Magic yourself some money.

Spirits can't make treasures for their own use.

And do you really think I came for 1,000 won?

Make your three wishes.

Do it now. Right here. This instant.

Or give me 1,000.

So you came for 1,000 won.

But if this is the last time, that means there was also a first.

-Don't tell me-- -It was Pan-geum's money.

You think that makes it okay?

Why are you so quick to wield a weapon? Let's just talk this out!

Get over here. You damn thief.

Give it back. Give back my grandma's money!

JUST 1,000 WON!

JUST 1,000 WON!

JUST 1,000 WON!

JUST 1,000 WON!

Give it to me.

I just want 1,000 won!

You're dead meat.

Hey, where are you going?

Okay. Fine. I'll take 800, and give you 200 change.

Hey, you insane lump of clay!

Your master did this, Master? Why would she?

I asked her for 1,000 won.

-After all this, she didn't even pay up. -Darn, my neck. 1,000 won?

It's a thing.

Of course it's a thing.

I have a lot of those things.

Why do you have money?

Because I work part-time.

So your master didn't give you any money and even ran you over with her car?

So it's true.

She must really be a psychopath.

Yeah, that thing!

What is that, and why do people keep calling her a "path"? A path to where?

PSYCHOPATH

It's not like some kind of path you take.

Don't be too alarmed by the search results.

Are you ready?

No.

They're about to level up again.

If they knew it was me--

Oh, it's just you.

You're getting funnier by the day.

Why did the monitor switch off?

Here. Take a look.

How shall I explain this feeling of intense disappointment

to my dear Ki Ka-young?

How am I the last person to know that you came back from Dubai with a man?

What does this jerk do?

What, has he got an oil well in his backyard or something?

I'm not quite sure what he does for a living…

but he tilted the earth to hug me.

-He mostly tells me to make a wish. -A wish?

He's clearly a cult leader.

Does he mention things like the end or corruption? Does he ask you for money?

-He does. -See? I knew it. How much?

A thousand.

A thousand big ones?

What a bastard. So?

So I shoved him off a viewing platform, beat him up a few times, and ran him over.

You're all done.

Settling all that with 10 million won is a bargain.

It's done. You can go.

I'll go wash up before my next appointments.

-Yes, ma'am. -Yes, ma'am.

By the way, why does that lady always get in the chair to talk?

She doesn't even get checked.

She likes the sound of dental scaling.

Creepy.

I should have known.

I threatened to throw her from high up, and she loved every second.

This was a losing battle all along.

So corrupt. She's barely human. There's nothing for me to corrupt.

She was so righteous in her past lives. What will we do now, Master?

I need to check one more thing.

Whether she values the lives of others.

Buy more of these aluminum kettles.

The next one's to celebrate.

What? Is that your lighter?

Put it out. This place is full of flammables.

That comes down to you.

Only you and I can put out this fire,

but I won't.

So the only way is if you wish for it.

There's a fire! Call 911!

Call 911! Oh dear!

My gosh, it's a fire!

How far might these flames go?

Are you filming a fire insurance ad?

Open this.

It may engulf the entire village

or an entire city.

Or perhaps the entire country.

You just blew your chance.

As soon as I'm out of here, I'll kill you first.

Wait. There was another door?

You should have done your research.

No!

Don't!

Do you know how to kill jerks

who just won't die?

By beating them to death.

You crazy…

That hurts so bad!

The fire! Wish for the fire to be put out!

Why should I? Just burn it all down.

I don't care if you want to burn the entire earth!

Then why are you beating me up?

Because you disrupted my after-work routine.

On a Wednesday.

What?

Hold up!

Where is the fire?

It was over there,

but it went out on its own.

You see the scorch marks, right?

I definitely saw it too. But it went out in an instant.

First things first, I think you should stop the assault.

-Over there! -Goodness! Ms. Ki!

Ms. Ki!

What on earth are you doing?

You can't beat someone up like that!

It's all good, sir.

I'm not even a person,

and I deserve it.

Sir, I brought this on myself.

Wait, your head.

It's dented!

It's all right. It doesn't hurt at all.

It'll bounce back if I flex my brain.

Wait, your arm's twisted too.

Oh, this?

It was like this when I got here.

I'm good. Please be on your way. Thank you for your concern.

So you know how to be polite?

So you knew how, but you chose not to.

Hurry and stop her!

Don't stop her!

Everyone, just leave already!

She hits me.

And then hits me again.

We're getting along great.

Why are so many people getting involved?

Right, welcome to the modern day, you ancient bozo.

I'll let you off because I need to go eat gamja-tang now.

If things aren't back to normal by midnight,

I'll cut you into quarters and ship you express to whoever made you,

so get moving.

I may have lost today, but I will--

As expected, she doesn't care about other people's lives.

That was a highly successful attempt.

You look like too much of a mess to call it a success.

It's all good.

I always looked like a mess.

I'm warning you. Lay a finger on me again,

and I will wipe out…

And to think, I made threats that meant nothing to her.

I underestimated a tough fight.

I just need to do a little suffering.

Were all of her shots aimed at your head?

SA FAMILY GAMJA-TANG

You went through all that fire and flood,

and you're still downing gamja-tang?

-It's Wednesday. -That's right.

And while we're on the topic,

can't we change up the menu?

The menu is fixed.

This is my routine. Our friendship routine.

No, it's not.

Listen carefully.

In school, you beat up anyone who messed with me, right?

-Yes. -You cared more for my grades than I did.

-Right. -Let's say your grandma dies.

-Who will you call? -The village chief.

Right. And after him?

The ambulance.

Correct.

-And then? -You.

See?

This is friendship. Seafood stew next week. Deal?

I need to eat gamja-tang.

My rules and routines are absolute.

Grandma is my rule, and this is my routine.

One misstep, and I'd be dangerous.

We're not fighting. Please enjoy your meals.

You're wrong.

You're not dangerous.

You've already proven yourself.

That's how it is now.

But what if Grandma passes away? Then my rules will disappear.

Without my rules,

I might kill someone--

I'm telling you, that's not true--

Don't cut me off!

-I haven't told you my workshop story yet. -Fine, tell me.

It starts with "a coffin"? Right?

A coffin?

I've never built a coffin before, so…

Shall we start trying today, then?

Two paulownia coffins.

You must be preparing coffins for your dogs.

Are they elderly? How big are they?

Large dogs? Or small dogs?

How tall are you?

She's about as tall as you are. My grandma, not my dog.

The other one is for me.

I plan to die once she passes away.

As natural a death as possible.

I'm going for something

like deep-sea equipment failure or a fall on a remote trail.

Do you understand?

I understand, yeah.

But must you tell me every time when I'm the one who'll be most upset?

Who else would I tell? You're my only friend.

Just don't be upset.

Come on, that's…

Fine. I'll try not to let it get to me.

But you would never kill someone.

That kind of blind faith is friendship, isn't it?

And I'm not capable of that.

You don't need to be.

I still love you either way.

So please,

stop it.

-I know. -What the hell do you know?

I don't know feelings, but I know statistics.

Every Wednesday, I eat gamja-tang.

You've had gamja-tang with me twice every month for five years.

You say you don't want to come, but you never let me eat alone.

You come and erase the line that separates me, a negative,

and all the normal zeroes.

Right.

That's got to be love.

Keep eating. I'll get us some water.

What the…

What's wrong with this?

Why are you here?

What?

Don't tell me you were spying on me from the water filter.

I've straightened up the garage. Thought you'd want to know.

Damn it.

Who was it? Did someone say something?

We're not fighting, I swear.

Enjoy your meal.

Again?

That's 4,000 won.

You're into that?

I'm catering to your tastes.

Follow me.

-Here you are. -I'll take that. Thank you.

Take this.

From now on, when only I can see you, you wear this clip as a sign.

I'm strange enough as it is. I don't need to be any stranger.

You may have no need, but I do.

If you want me to wear this, you should at least make an effort.

The least you could do is make your first wish.

Why are you so hung up on those wishes? Why do you want to kill me so badly?

There's no point telling you since you don't even remember,

but it's because you trapped me in a lamp for 983 years.

Do you have proof?

It was you.

I watched as your flesh decayed and your bones turned to dust.

I have a handful of that dirt too.

I'll admit tempting you is a challenge,

but once you make a wish, you will certainly become more corrupt.

If the corruption of humans is guaranteed,

people wouldn't have categorized me as a psychopath or a threat.

I've never even jaywalked or littered.

My grandma says humans are kind beings.

I am the only evil in the world.

So you're wrong.

No.

I granted the wishes of humans for thousands of years.

All humans end up corrupt in one way or another.

Then prove it to me.

What in the world can I prove in the middle of a street?

Best of five.

You will grant the wishes

of the next five we meet here on this road.

And if more than three of them can be corrupted,

then I'll immediately make all my wishes and die at your hands.

My grandma never lies.

Do you realize what you've just put on the line?

Are you really not afraid?

Sorry, but I don't know how to be afraid. So take this and do the work.

In the meantime, I'll be coming up with

two perfect wishes that won't have a single flaw.

Why only two wishes?

I already made one.

My first wish.

Which is?

I told you to prove it to me.

Prove that humans are bound to be corrupt.

This is my first wish.

I've been tempted by you.

Subtitle translation by: Jimin Choi