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We are gonna steal the
face of the great masturbator.

So, Jackie helps us get in undetected?

Don't get involved with
her, babe. She is not worth it.

I'm leaving, Craig. Leaving? Leaving me?

Let's see how you work under
real pressure. Sharpen the mind.

Nothing can just be mine, can
it? Not even finding my daughter.

I wanna be more involved.

We need another capable pair of hands.

I would really like for us to work together.

I just wanted you to be you,
whatever you turned out to be.

Can we not talk about the cancer?
I just wanna enjoy my time with you.

Take care, ok?

I was gonna keep it, but give it to Maria.

It's worth more than I owe her. I'm
worried you have a short memory.

'You promised to cut
me in on something big.'

shit! What're you doing?
You haven't got cancer.

You faked it.

Is there anything else I
need to know? Nothing.

Brownie's honour.

You ok?

Do you want me to come
and see the doctor with you?

No, I'm fine.

I'd forget my head...

Cheers. Ok.

'Dr Lopez, oncologia.'

Hi... So, spontaneous remission.

You know, when the cancer
just kind of disappears.

You ever heard of that?

No. I'm just gonna...

Maria!

How do I look out of my prison duds?

Why keep this up?

You're out now, no-one
thinks you're a threat.

I had to keep someone invested.

You don't understand,
she's my oldest friend.

I had to get her to want to
spend some time with me.

The less I know about what
you do on the outside, the better.

I do need paying.

What? You've been paid!

From blas. I gave him
a watch to give you.

What watch? There's been no watch.

'Painted in 1937,

'guernica is one of the
highest-profile paintings

'to have been attacked
in this latest spate of...'

have you heard?

We've got a big problem. Yeah.

It'll be crawling with security.

Have you seen this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's right next door to the
masturbator. Just focus!

Come on, it's impossible.
So, what do we actually know?

Well, that the place is in total lockdown

and half of Spain's
press are camped outside.

That'll only be the case
for a couple of days.

When the Mona Lisa
were nicked in 1911,

people came to stare
at the space on the wall.

They'd never had so many visitors.

Well, let's deal with the facts.

We know that, due to
the size of the painting...

It's bloody massive.
So it won't be removed.

It'll be restored in sit...

Yeah, and most of the
work will be done at night.

With a restoration team
in there around the clock

and more security, that
rules out going at night.

There's no way we can go
unnoticed. I mean, we'll just be seen.

So, what? We push
the job? No, we can't.

Celine's given us a
deadline. What, then?

We go in during the day

and steal the painting in
front of all of those people?

That's impossible.

Yeah, we're not gonna do
anything that puts you in any danger.

Ok, we come up with a
plan, and we execute it.

Craig, do fuck off.

Why did you do that? He
needs to leave you alone.

Jackie, you need to come up
with a plan to get the painting

in and out during the day.

Yeah, I'm already on it. You
don't have to worry about me.

Can you two guarantee that
you're not gonna go rogue?

Nobody's going rogue.

Get some rest.
Tomorrow will be a big day.

Do you really think we can
pull this off in a crowded gallery?

The security guard... At the prison.

Yeah? I sort of kept in touch with him.

I didn't say anything cos obviously
I didn't see it going anywhere,

but now we've got a requirement
for an inside man at the museum.

And you trust him?

Trust is a relative concept,

but there's never been a man
that, between us, we couldn't handle.

Well, let's go see him.

You know Caitlin's part of the team.

She doesn't need special treatment.

I'll be the judge of how I treat Caitlin.

Buenas.

Buenos dias.

Muy bien.

I'm in contact with a journalist
who's reporting at the museum.

Convinced him I'm an editor at El
mundo, promised him an exclusive.

He can feed me the details of
what's changing on the ground. Great!

I'm worried.

Please, that's the last thing I want.

Part of the job is
rolling with the punches.

No, I'm worried about
you. And Bert. It's just...

When you're together,

it's just this thing with the two of you.

Well, we were best friends for years.

We're about to do a massive job.

I can't end up in prison like Bert did.

You won't. How can you know that?

Because I'm in charge, and I
wasn't when she was arrested.

What actually happened?

There was this job.

Taking something
from a safe for a client.

And it... caused a whole load of trouble.

Two guys who'd happily worked
the same area started a turf war,

and Bert ended up on the wrong side.

It was a mess. People got hurt.

A turf war?

You were involved in this job?

Look, we were both arrested, but...

Bert kept me in the dark on a lot of it.

She took the wrap because
it was her wrap to take.

That can't happen this time.

It won't. Whatever
happens, you can trust me.

I'm running this, I'm managing
Bert, and we are rebuilding the plan.

You have to understand. I
will always have your back.

I'm in charge this time,
and you are my priority.

And that means a lot.

Hope your mate plays ball.

Bert?

What the...?

What you looking at?

I'm not sure.

You think that car's
following us? I don't know.

Well, let's not find out.

Can you lose him? No.

Jesus.

Who is that? I don't know.

Fuck this.

Oi! You could've killed us, you knob.

Celine needs to see you. Now.
How the fuck do you even find us?

Follow me.

Shit.

Guernica.

The minute you heard about
that, I should have had a phone call

telling me you know there's
a spanner in the works,

but you are moving hell
and high water to sort it.

Yeah, we are.

We didn't wanna come to
you with a half-baked idea.

Well, thank fuck for that.

You got a back-up plan? Yep.

Do I need one?

Because the buyer is
breathing up my arse,

and I am holding her off, but
she is not to be messed with.

The buyer? That's not you?
No, that's fucking not me.

But I am the one with all the
exposure if this goes tits akimbo,

so don't be slacking off.

We've got a lot at stake.

We need this to work
as much as you do.

Ok, so we're in agreement...

that just because some
yoghurt knitter lobs paint

around a museum, we are
not gonna let anything slip.

And by we, I mean you. Your
delivery date remains the same.

We just need to redesign
the acquisition. Ok.

Well, you come back to me

with a nailed-on plan of
what you're gonna do, ok?

Right. You're done. Get the fuck out.

Unless you're in any way
handy with a bucket of star drops.

You'd be amazed, the amount of
piss you have to deal with in this place.

Fuck sake.

We just told a lunatic we have a plan.

Yep. And our gang
thinks we have a plan.

Yeah... we need a plan, don't we?

We've got to stop seeing
the crowds as a problem

and start seeing them as a solution.

That's all I've got. Sorry.

That's beautiful!

Sorry. Just a bit on edge.

Didn't mean to startle you.

Are you ok?

Yeah, thanks. Here
y'are, put those on there.

Just come and grab this for me.

Pinch it.

Very good.

We might be missing a trick, you know.

I was just thinking about

how does a woman get
in and out of somewhere

without getting noticed?

Like?

Well... if you're an older woman...

no-one takes a blind bit of notice.

You could take the crown
jewels off the king's head,

and the courtiers would
be like, "is there a breeze?"

And we can use that
invisibility to our advantage.

Your husband?

I've done the same thing for 30 years.

I'm not going back to it. That bad?

Yeah.

What did you mean about
Sam and Bert going rogue?

When it's good...

they're the best in the world.

But when it's not, it's...

What?

It's toxic.

I know you want a relationship
with your mum, Caitlin,

and you can have that.

But you can't get in between them...

because it's a game.

They don't think it is... But it is.

I just... I just really need this.

Me too, darling.

Cheers.

There, he's at the back.

Hey. Pleased to meet you.

Martha Samuels, Sam to my friends.

Well, "Sam to my friends"...

you're late.

Yeah, I know, we're really sorry.

We had something
important to attend to.

Not a hospital thing? No.

A make-us-a-lot-of-money thing.

Look, we've said we're
sorry for being late.

Come on. Please, stay.
We'll get you another drink.

Yeah. Please, stay. Look, we need you.

I'm going to need an advance.

We can get you 5,000
before the end of the week.

The rest is payable
when the job's finished.

Doesn't work for me.

You know, I bet she still hasn't told you.

About Isabella... her cell-mate.

What? The person she
got the idea for the job from?

You're not worried about her finding out?

She won't find out, will she?

Go on, tell me more.

Hola. Hola.

Are the police on to
me? Are they on to us?

This is getting out of
hand. It's too risky. I'm done.

Calm down!

You need to go inside and finish the
painting, and then you can go home.

Ok? You just need to trust them.

They can't even trust each other.

I saw them battering each
other in the pool, proper fist fight.

Bloody wild animals, the pair of them.

Ok.

Just breathe through your nose, ok?

Yeah.

Keep breathing.

Look, we're looking for
someone who works in security,

with an unblemished record,
who can get a job at the reina Sofia

and feed us information
about their new security.

She's cute, right? Yeah, she's cute.

But if you keep trying
her, she'll pull your arm off

and shove it up your arse.

Here's the deal.

We'll pay you 100,000
Euros on completion of the job.

And what is it exactly you're
taking from the reina Sofia?

Muy bien.

Three hundred.

Two hundred. Are you in or are you out?

I'm in.

Everything ok?

Your painter is having a meltdown.

What?

A policeman came round earlier.

To talk to me? No, to talk to Bert.

I got rid of him.

What did he say? He
said it was a routine check,

and I told him that Bert was very sick

and she had a hospital
appointment to attend to.

Ok, good. Er...

let's not bother her with this.

Don't take the piss, Bilal.

We did a full kidnap and rescue on you.

So how about you finish the
job I've employed you to do.

Now you take your balls, get
back to that easel, crack on.

All right?

And cheer up.

Blas?

All right. Thanks for letting me know.

He's got an interview
tomorrow at the museum.

He'll talk his way into that.

They're desperate, and
he's absolutely bubbling.

Great. When he's in, let's get to Madrid.

We'll assess the
crowds, be in the space.

I'll come too. No, you stay here.

Yeah, it's far more useful if you stay here

and keep your eye on Bilal and Jackie.

Look... she needs this.

We don't know how long she has.

You hold the fort here.

We can have all the time in the
world together when this is done.

So, we need a new plan.
And the night is completely out.

That means we have
to go in during the day

and use the crowds to our advantage.

The good news is the painting's
on track for being finished in a week,

which gives us ample time
for any last-minute adjustments.

Jackie's designing a rig to get
the fake in, ready for the swap.

Working on making it as fast as possible,

using disruptors to
block the magnetic locks.

What we don't have is a diversion.

How do we control the crowd?

We don't know yet, but hopefully
our inside man will give us access

to security and the museum cameras.

We still need an exit strategy,
but Caitlin's nicked a Van.

We'll get access to the loading bay,
and we'll go in as service workers.

So, that's half a plan.

What do you think?

I'd say we're getting
there, but a lot to work out.

Buckle up, buttercup,
and pack your knickers.

We are off to Madrid.

The masturbator is on a list of paintings

which have been given
24/7 one-to-one security.

Government's orders.

As the guernica room is closed,
the masturbator has the most footfall.

Well, I'll be honest, if I
had a masturbator room,

that'd get a lot of footfall an' all.

Maximum numbers?

Nothing official, but if it
feels like it's getting crowded,

we can stop people entering.

'Doesn't help the guernica
is in the same space,

'the rooms are interconnected,
and there are a lot more visitors.'

this is all sounding
pretty hard to get around.

No, no, no. We can use
some of this to our advantage.

If something else gets disturbed,

we can use the chaos that
ensues to pull focus away from us.

'True, but you don't want to
end up in a locked-down gallery.'

good point. Pluses and minuses.

Minus... a lot more security.

Plus... a lot of them are new.

Minus... everyone's on high alert.

Plus... when people are on high alert,

they get easily distracted and spooked.

Especially with the restoration.
Are all of the exhibits alarmed?

'Everything in the permanent collection.

'The temporary collection,
no. They're just tagged.'

so, that's a weak spot.
Let's see if it could be useful.

We'll need a distraction
to move the crowds.

Something big to get people
away from the masturbator room.

It's just beautiful, that's all.

Want to play a game? What?

God, your waters!

My god! Help!

It's... it's my waters.
I'm pregnant. But I'm...

I don't... I don't speak...

Yeah, I may need to call my doctor. Ok...

Come on, hurry up! Why did you leave?

I had to style it out and
say I'd just pissed myself.

Just trying a proof of concept. What?

Wanted to see what we could
achieve when no-one is paying attention.

What? Turn around.

For you.

Can we go somewhere
on the way home?

Hang on!

What do you want, Craig?

Old dog, new trick?

Or have you taken up
art in your menopause?

What do you want, craigy?

For you to give your head
a shake and come home.

No, I can't. Can't?

I won't, actually.

Not this time.

All I've ever done... Is
look out for you, Jackie.

No-one will ever love you like me.

Komet, Craig.

She's a kid.

And you're a show.

You owe me, Jackie.

I don't owe you anything,
and I don't want anything.

Who brought you to Spain?

Me.

I brought me to Spain.
You've got a short memory.

I've got a long one, unfortunately.

I made the great diavolo, Craig. Not you.

Do you really believe that?

You're the wind beneath my
wings? Is that what you think?

I mean, if you wanna put it like that.

Don't let your head get turned now.

Do you believe that
you're bigger than this?

Think yourself lucky
that you're here at all.

Why do you have to
make me feel so small?

I can't make you feel anything, Jack.

You're just responding to
what I say because it's true.

I am just a realist,

and I know that
whatever you're up to now

will just be a flash in the
pan, and you'll wake up

and know that you need me.

So, let's just save us the
trouble and just do it now, 'ey?

No.

I don't want anything from you.

I don't want anything to do with you.

You need to get back
on that stage, Jackie.

I can't believe it's still standing.

It was so green when we came.

It must all have been
burnt to the ground.

Don't recognise it, do you? No.

Come on.

My god!

You carved that in. We went
to that fiesta in San Pedro.

Yeah. And that Ferris
wheel was completely unsafe,

and we screamed at the guy
to let us off, and he wouldn't.

So when we did, we just jammed
his engine so it wouldn't stop.

He went nuts.

And we pegged it past
him on your moped.

It was like a hairdryer
on wheels, that thing!

So, is this where you... You wanna...

Yeah.

You know I...

Like... over the years, I've been...

And you were...

It was a lot. And...

It was just... I was... You were brilliant.

You were mental...

and you were a fucking nightmare.

But you were fierce...
And you were loyal.

And you were just... just ace.

And if you'd been given a
bit of love and opportunity,

you could've ruled the world.

And this job, Bert, this...

Well, this is you putting it right.

Yeah?

You're the only friend I've ever had.

Same.

I'm sorry.

You've got nothing to be sorry for.

Nothing.

Fu...

Sam.

You've been really brave.

Help her with the wire.

Your decision to contact us
has been key to our investigation.

Hey, look at me. You
should be proud of yourself.

You've got a clean record,
and you can put this behind you.

Yeah? You can start again.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oi, oi!

Thought I'd swing by.
How's the exit plan going?

Need anything?

Yeah, I do actually. Can you
go the hardware store for me?

Ask them for a long stand.

Is it taking longer than you thought?

Getting the canvas off the wall
is one thing, but stealing a dali

in broad daylight is something else.

If I can get the swap
down to 30 seconds,

we're in with a chance.

But I need to finish off this rig.

Craig leaving you alone?

Yeah.

It's hard, though. Why?

Because he does this thing where
he can just convince me black is white.

He's a gaslighting, narcissistic prick,

and the only thing he's
good for is being a magician.

Not even good at that, is he?

Do you remember that time
he let all those rabbits go,

and they were hopping
all over the stage?

And then that woman stood up and said,

"I'm not staying here, Colin.
No, it's absolutely dog shit."

Do you remember? Yeah.

Well, I took over the reins after that.

Yeah, but you still let him
have his name above the door.

Just saying.

Right, I'm going into town.

I'm gonna see the comms
guys cos we need new earpieces.

Bert.

Thank you.

What're you being weird
for? The great diavolo!

More like the great dickhead!

I'll see you later.

Having a smart laugh with
your friend, are you? What?

I am your husband.

And them rabbits were duds, by the way.

The police came to my
house looking for Bert.

You promised me I'd
be anonymous. You are.

As long as she's not got
you involved in anything,

you don't need to worry about that.

Viros, I need to know this
has nothing to do with me.

It was probably a
routine house-to-house.

But, look, Sam, I will call
my old partner on the force

and see what I can find out.

But if they seriously
needed her for something,

they would have stuck around, ok?

You're worrying unnecessarily, trust me.

'Sam and Bert?'

a dali painting? Theft?

It's nothing. How much they paying you?

A fortune?

A small fortune.

Come back to me.

Let's get out of here.

Let's set our sights on Vegas.

Me and you.

Ok. It's like that, is it?

Well, maybe I'll just
phone the police, then.

'Cual es su emergencia?'

policia, por favor. Stop.

Just stop, Craig.

I-I'll split it with you.

Split what? How much are they paying?

'Policia, como podemos ayudar?

'Hola?' come back to work.

Do your little side hustle,
and we'll sort the split out later.

Jackie? Ok!

I'll come back.

That's the spirit.

Hey! Hey!

Madrid good? Yeah.

Yeah, it was useful.
Thanks for understanding.

I feel like you're keeping things from me.

I'm not. I... I promise.

Don't get me wrong, I
love seeing you with her.

I think she makes you feel alive,

and I feel more part of it than ever
when we're all together, and it's...

It's really exciting.

I just don't want to be on
the outside, not with you.

Understood. We're in this together.

Do you want me to talk
you through the new plan?

Yeah! Right.

'You've reached Jackie, leave a...'

Hey! Hey!

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Jesus.

'You've reached
Jackie, leave a message.'

let's welcome out onto the
stage... thank you, ma'am.

If I could ask you just to stand here.

And, ladies and gentlemen,

I want you to keep your
eyes very closely on my hands

because my hands will
be in view at all times.

I saw her two hours ago.

'She can't have gone back to him.'

'what does that mean for the job?'

'we'd be fucked.' Yeah.

And next up... Can
you just get down here?

We're on our way... We
have a death-defying act.

A feat like no other.

Jackie! Are you mad?

Bert, I can't!

What're you doing? I've... I'm busy.

We are working up to a huge job,

and you're an integral
member of the team.

What're you doing back
here? Jackie diamond!

We fucked up because he knows!

He knows about the job.

He overheard us talking, he
was hiding in my workshop.

He's a massive fucking weirdo.
You know that that's not normal?

He said he'd call the
police if I didn't come back!

Jackie diamond!

That's why I'm here. Jackie... diamond.

Shit.

Jackie!

Ja... Jackie!

You could have killed her, you prick.

Everybody out!

Jackie! Bert!

Look at me, I'm gonna sort this.

Go on! He's coming.

Come on. Come on.
That is your fault, that!

You're off your head, you! I
need you to leave her alone.

Shut up, you stupid cow!

Please! What?

Come on, move!

You're all right. Craig!

Come on.

Behave, Craig.

Look, now, if you go away
somewhere, then when all this is done,

we can sort you out
with some money, yeah?

Yeah, babes...

I don't want your money! I want my wife.

And your wife wants to be with
us because we know who she is,

and we fucking know who you are.

Please. All right, so you've been
crying to your mates, have you? 'Ey?

You think they're gonna whisk
you off to a better life than this?

Shut up!

You've always thought that you
were something better than this,

but you are nothing.

She's not nothing, you prick!

Please, please!

Bert!

What have you done?

He's bleeding. Sam!

It's from his head. He was wild.

You always fuck things
up! Not true. Sam?

I'm calling an ambulance.

And I am calling the police. No, Jackie.

Una ambulancia, por favor.

Cheeky blinders. Sam,
there's so much blood.

Gracias. My god.

It was an accident. He attacked you.

His temper, Jackie. It was her.

If you say it was her, they'll arrest her

and all of this will be for nothing.

He did that in front of people.
He's a loose Cannon, you know that.

That's why you left
him. She attacked him.

He attacked you. You distracted him!

Are you hearing
yourself? Are you serious?

You need to get cleaned up. Jackie!

He's still breathing. You too, Bert. Here.

Right, the police are
gonna investigate this.

We need to get all evidence
out of Jackie's workshop.

Seriously?

Is that what you think's
important right now?

Yes! It's what is important
for all of us right now.

I'm sorry! Caitlin, we
need to get you out of here.

Ok. Come on. Come on!

So you're just gonna leave me?

Hey!

Look, he deserved that, yeah?

I did the right thing.

Sam?

Yeah, you did.

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