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Hey, wait.

Um, I just had a couple questions for you. Do you have a minute?

Um, yeah. Did I get the wrong address?

No,

it's the right address.

Come inside.

Okay.

White body.

About six foot.

Cute eyes.

You're not fat.

Chiseled cheekbone.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Um, yeah, actually, I do. Wait, what?

Why are you asking me all this?

Well, I'm not looking for a boyfriend.

I'm a lesbian.

And I'm not really looking to, like, date a man.

Okay, weird.

Why are you telling me this?

Do I look depressed?

I don't know. I mean, depressed people can look happy.

I don't even know you. I don't know what you look like when you're happy.

Well, my girlfriend says that I'm depressed.

And she told me that semen has some sort of, like, anti -depressant property to

it. And she told me that she doesn't want to see me until I change my

Okay, well, this just went from weird to weirder.

Um, you don't know me. Why are you telling me this?

Well, I don't want you to, like, get to know me.

I just need you to come inside of me.

To cheer me up.

Let me get this straight. So you want me to fuck you and come inside of you? Mm

-hmm.

What the fuck?

What am I, just a walking penis?

You know, I have feelings, too.

You know what? Honestly?

I feel a little objectified.

You're an attractive man.

Isn't this some sort of, like, fantasy for you? You know, like some random girl

just asking you to fuck?

Wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am.

As a matter of fact, no, it's not. Like I said, I have a girlfriend. I mean,

wouldn't that be a little uncool to her?

Again, I don't want to date you.

I just need a good fucking and my pussy filled with some man juice.

You'd really be doing me a big favor.

I mean, like, I may lose my girlfriend over this.

Oh, I see what's going on here. This is like a joke, huh?

Wait, is semen actually an antidepressant? Yeah, look it up.

Holy shit.

Um, you're right.

Mm -hmm.

I'm okay looking, right?

You know, you'd be doing this for a good cause.

Doesn't the whole, you know, fucking a man thing kind of fuck up being a

lesbian?

It's complicated.

Uh... Oh, what the fuck? I bet y 'all would like that.

Um... I really shouldn't be...

Okay.

And your girlfriend is fine with this right?

Yeah. Okay.

How good.

Fuck.

Thank you.

No, no, no, no.

There we go.

Oh my

God,

yes.

Oh my God,

yes.

No.

I guess you can say goodbye.