All language subtitles for Comme la lune (1977)

Hey, sweetie,
don't you think I'm back on track?

But no!

I don't have my checkerboard anymore,
as usual.

Maybe I should
to go back to the degreaser!?

You know it's bad for you,
the sauna.

Oh damn!

I had a good night's sleep.
Did you?

So am I.

Damn, it feels good to snore.

I gotta go. I'm gonna be
late to open the shop again.

We had a good time last night,
didn't we, honey? Were you happy?

That's great.

Don't forget to shoot the dog.
- I won't.

See you later.

No, my boy.

No, you stay there!

Call him, darling.

What a pain in the ass this mutt is!

Cookie.

You've finished pissing us off,
scone ball?

Good morning, Mr. Pouplard.
- Good morning, Madame Irène.

Here, I have your paper.

Oh the idiots!

Is today the day
you're going to see your little girl?

Yeah, yeah.

You'll give her this.
She's so cute.

This belonged to Jacqueline
when she was little.

I found him
in his toy box.

Thank you, you are kind.

Hi, how are you?
- I'm fine, Mr. Roger.

This is the gentleman I was telling you about,
who knows Deauville well.

Deauville, all my youth!

Bojo club, the Winter Casino,
the Hôtel du golfe, the Normandie.

These names,
they are jewels for me.

Are you a native of this region?

It's just like that.
My uncle was a greengrocer there.

Right behind the casino.

It was the finest primeur,
not bananas from Aubervilliers.

It never went below
13 balls a kg, at home, in Canada.

He had the blair, the uncle.

He wasn't called Goldenberg for nothing.

Golden.

For an apple merchant,
you know what I mean!?

I'm not a racist,
but the forks,

they've always been able to make art.
They've always been top players in that respect.

His curl was beautiful.

It was well its 20 m. of frontage.

You wouldn't happen to know a cheap hotel
a cheap hotel with good food?

Besides the four stars,
I don't know.

You should call the tourist office,
they'll tell you that.

There's the boss!

You could have changed, though!

What are you talking about now?

The gentleman was asking me
about Deauville.

By the way, when are you taking me there,
since you've been promising me that for so long.

Anytime on a Saturday?

You take something,
Madame Nadia?

I don't have time for this.
I have to go back to the store.

I only came to give a kiss
to my man and my pet.

I want to congratulate you.
You have a very pretty wife.

It's a nice little piece!?

She's well worth
her buckshot!

Put it back!

- What does the gentleman want?
- Thank you.

What's the matter, old man?

It's disgusting!
Talking about his wife like that!

It's a disgrace!

What's this jerk?

A guy who works at city hall.

He's going to shoot himself in the slingshot again,
that one!

Hello, Mr. Roger.
When's the fitting?

I don't have time today.
We'll see at the end of the week.

Let me see the van.

It's going to spit,
this red in the bush!

We're gonna get all
the bulls in the ass!

It will be finished tonight.

- And my suppository, where is it?
- It's right here.

It will be ready at noon.

All that's left to do is place
the double indicators.

Why don't you bring your boys over
for a little drink.

I'm going to the tobacco store.
I'll meet you out front in five minutes.

All right, see you in a minute.

So..,
you big bastard,

we ditch his shrimp tonight
and go party?

If you think I'm happy about it!
I want to shoot myself when I'm there.

- Why are you going?
- You know it's for the girl.

Maybe I'll go out.
I have an itchy nose.

Maybe I'll get
by another guy.

Don't do it, Nadia.
- Ah, it worked!

But no.

The little shrimp is going to stay all alone.
All naked in his big bed.

You drive me crazy!

Is this true?

When you're around me,
I get a lemon buzz.

That's nice of you to say.

Guess where I put my panties.

Put your hand in to see.

Oh, bitch!

Oh, it's you!
Hello my darling!

Good evening.

- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.

- And the little one?
- Up there, she's doing her homework with mom.

Oh, is your mother here?

Yeah, she's not staying.
Dad's picking her up for dinner.

Here, I brought you
brought you some stuff.

But you're crazy!

I snuck this in.
You'll just have to put it in the freezer.

It's nice of you to think of us
like that.

Say,
you don't look so good.

You think so?
- Oh no!

Your eyes are all blacked out.

What's wrong with you?
You're not sick by any chance?

I'm fine.

Guess what I made
for dinner.

Pike with white butter.

You're a good girl, though!

Sometimes I wonder
why I left you.

You're the perfect woman
in some ways.

Maybe not so much!

Since you felt
the need to leave.

You know that
I couldn't help it.

Let us talk about something else.

I'm going to close the store
and we'll go up to the apartment.

Why didn't you change the batteries?
You can't hear anything.

I never use it.

You didn't wear the pajamas
I bought you?

I prefer to sleep like this.
I'm more comfortable.

This is new.
You used to like pajamas, though.

You left them all behind.

You probably prefer them more modern.
- Perhaps, yes.

But what are they doing?
Why don't they put it back into play?

I thought you'd like this one.
You always liked navy blue.

Don't talk.
Here we go again.

Go, go!
But pass!

But pass, for God's sake!

That's good.
That's right, to Gomez.

Well done!

When they start, guys!

It's a high-wire act.
You should see this work.

It's Kopa and Pele together.

Come on, to the wing.
Center.

What does he put them.
The chleuhs don't see shit!

The cador!
He does what he wants!

It's a great job!

Jesus Christ, he's all alone.

But he will score.

Yeah, he's all alone.
Why isn't he shooting?

Shoot, damn it!

Jesus Christ,
we can't hear anything!

He missed it, the idiot!

Busted! Five yards away.

What time do you have?

11h.

You bet!

It's in the onion.

How many more minutes to play?

Nothing, it's over.
1 or 2 seconds.

How do you want us to get back up?
We got two in the binoculars.

Well, that's it!

I don't know what they have
to go and get all these Yugos!

As if there were no
players in our house!

You said earlier
that he was a good player?

Look, it's a potato!

If he can't score from five yards out.
at the price he's paid, he's got nothing to do but get bet.

What a beard!

The European Cup,
we can hang it on our butts!

This guy, back in the boondocks,
he was eating roots.

Here, it's champagne and company.
How do you want him to play football?

Good evening.

- You don't want to talk for a while?
- No, I'm exhausted tonight. Wiped out.

Do you still love him?

Who's that?

She.

But no.

Then why are you
are you staying with her?

Do you make love to her often?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Tell me.

That's what intrigues you.

How many times
do you take it every night?

I don't know.
10, 15, 20 times.

You liar!
Am I not better than her?

But of course!

That you like
my ass than his?

- Oh, that!
- Naughty, naughty!

You're hurting me, you know?
I've never been so unhappy.

I love it, hurting you.

Oh take me!

You are all the same!

My Roger!

Watch out, here comes Henriette!

Oh, it's you! You scared me!
Don't be an asshole, Roger!

- Are you okay?
- If she catches me, it's gonna be my party.

- When did you get here?
- Last night.

- Why didn't you come by the house?
- I didn't have time.

- When are you going back?
- Tonight.

- Shall we sit down?
- OKAY.

- What are you taking?
- A little parrot.

The talker, Raymond.

Say,
look at this one.

And this one.

Damn, you wonder
how far they're going to go.

They're not going to have their
to show their ovaries!

Other than that, how are you?

Are you always this crazy
with your butcheress?

You don't know!

I'd eat the gas meter
if she asked me to.

I've become a dick.
I hit it all day long.

- And you're happy?
- I was never like this.

She gave me one of those peaches, that broad.
She made me a different man.

It shows.

It is well rolled.

But I know it.
You've already shown it to me.

Just look at
at the legs of lamb she's buying for herself.

Have you seen what I'm wearing?

It's Regati.
At 4 bags a yard.

And my shoes,
Bulgarian kid.

She made me some custom-made panties
and angel skin briefs.

She turned me,
that floozy.

- Jeanine is unhappy, you know!?
- Yes, I do know.

If it weren't for that,
everything would be hunky-dory.

You see, Milo,
sometimes,

I wonder if I shouldn't
introduce them to each other.

It would take a big load off my mind
a big weight off my shoulders.

- What do you think?
- I don't know.

It's up to you. Mind you,
maybe it's not a bad idea.

It'll be a nice change of pace.
Because they're both miserable.

Jeanine is a serious girl.
We've never seen her with a guy.

I know you do.
She's a good girl.

But on the radada side,
it was always zero.

- And you're working?
- Nothing!

She doesn't want me
to touch a steak.

I spend my days in bed waiting
for her to come up and get stuffed.

I'm not complaining,
remark.

But I like working at the butcher shop.
It's an exciting job.

And I am possessed.

There you go,
I have to call him.

But for what?
You're going to meet her tonight.

Just looking at his picture,
it gave me the club.

I have to call him.

She just threw
a piece of junk on the phone.

She's a bitch.
You don't know that.

It's starting to get to me.
I'm not in my right mind anymore.

Tonight when I get home,
I'm going to untie it.

I'll give him an oatmeal.
That'll turn him on.

You need to see a doctor,
...man.

She'll bleed you dry,
that bitch.

Hello !

- So, how are you doing?
- We're good.

- Hi, big guy.
- Hi, daddy.

Yvonne, it's Roger.

- What are you doing here?
- You see, I'm treating my roses.

They're sick.
There's powdery mildew.

- How long have you been here?
- Since yesterday.

- Have you seen Jeanine and the girl?
- Yeah, I slept there last night.

- Hello, little one.
- Hi, Mommy.

- Will you have lunch with us?
- I can't, I promised.

to Jeanine and Nadine
to have lunch with them.

You'll take an appetizer,
anyway?

Okay, I'll just grab something from the
the car and I'll be right there.

Okay, we'll wait for you.

Here, this is for you.

But you're crazy.
This ham is huge.

That way, you'll have enough for the winter.
You'll have to put it in the cellar.

Thank you, my boy.

Remember, the Brioteau family brought us
brought us one from the south one year.

- Yeah, but it was a little salty.
- This one's safe.

So, what news?

You're the one to ask.
The rest of us, you know.

Take off those glasses. With that suit,
it makes you look funny.

We can't see your eyes.

I did give you
beautiful little eyes.

- Well, are you back at work?
- No, not yet.

So what do you do?

You know, a butcher shop,
it's a lot of work.

You have to supervise everything.
Nadia can't do everything.

Buy the cattle from the farms,
take them to the slaughterhouse,

distribute the work to the clerks.

Not much time to breathe.

But what is all this?

And my dress!

- How about that?
- My word, it's Marilyn Monroe!

I had a boner to find you.

Feel the fabric
how silky it is.

It looks like sealskin.

What is this channel?

I ordered it
a couple of weeks ago.

I didn't tell you about it so
so I could surprise you.

Oh my God!

You don't go easy on me!

How beautiful she is!

I also ordered
the color TV.

But you're crazy!

With you,
I want to live like a queen.

- Oh my love!
- Wait, wait!

There's one more
a little something for you.

- What is it?
- Ben opens?

Oh damn!

Put it on.

You were right
to take the purple one.

It's a dry gun!

- Isn't that a little tight?
- It fits you well.

I've never had one so fucking beautiful.

Holy cow, it splashes!

With this,
you're a real beast.

You know how to undermine me!

And you know what to say
to get my dick hard.

Come on.

Unlock yourself.

Unlock yourself.

Come on!

Come on.

Wait, I'll turn up
the music up a bit.

We're a bunch of scumbags,
aren't we, honey?

We were meant to meet,
both of us.

Hey, baby!
Come here!

You're really well-built.

It looks like a Cadillac.

Bitch!

Oh that ass!

Oh that ass!

Oh boy!

I'm going to shove you!

Holy shit,
we're late.

As I know them,
they're already going to be at the table.

Don't you think it's embarrassing
for your wife, this interview?

No, she's not.
I'm telling you, she's okay.

We're not going to eat each other's noses
the three of us forever.

Let's get something straight.

Maybe you'll become
best friends in the world.

- And your parents?
- They want to get to know you.

They are always there
asking me questions.

Everything will be fine.

This is it.

- Here they are.
- Just sit tight.

An hour late.

Excuse us.

There were three oxen to get in.
Nadia closed the shop at nine.

The time to come from there.

Daddy!

Here, Mom,
it's for you.

Thanks, big guy.

Here, this is for you.
Nadia bought it for you.

What, you don't want it?

It's not nice for Nadia!

Okay, Nadia.

- Dad, Mom.
- Miss.

And Jeanine.

Sit down.

Give me your plate.

It is already 9:30 am.

What a rush!

Do you have any salt?

- In the kitchen with the pepper.
- Don't move, I'll get it.

Here, I made a point of
that we all meet together.

Because there's no point in
keep pulling at each other's throats.

Might as well grab the bull by the horns
and burst the abscess.

It's always been my principle,
Jeanine.

For the pastry, I give up everything.

I'm not gonna hang on to the buns.

I'll write you a little paper
and we'll give it a polish.

Now there's gonna be Nadia's butcher shop.
That's good enough for me.

- You want a little more of this?
- I'd love to.

It's very good,
your soup, madam.

Thank you,
Miss.

- What's wrong with her?
- She's sensitive right now.

- Don't say anything.
- What did I say?

She is unhappy, you see.

That's why I wanted to come.
To fix everything.

Shut up, shut up!

Go away, with your whore!

But she's crazy!
Where are you going? Don't go!

Can't you see she's afraid I'll talk?
People know her in the area.

She slept with everyone.
You're the only one who doesn't know that, poor Roger!

You'll pay for that!

Stop it, damn it!

Bidet scum!
Bitch!

- What's the matter?
- Can't you see? The girl ran away.

Nadine.

Nadine.

Nadine.

Where did it go,
for God's sake?

What are you doing here?
Why are you running away?

- Because you're making mom cry.
- Come on.

- Only if you stop being mean.
- I will.

Nadia!

- Mommy.
- My little girl! My darling!

Nadia took the car.
How will I get home now?

That's clever!

- You're leaving right away?
- Stay a little longer.

You should apologize
at least to Jeanine.

Apologize for what?
Who called Nadia a slut?

She never drove the car.
I hope she didn't play dumb.

Come on, I'll call you.

What the hell!
If you don't understand anything...

- How are you gonna get home?
- I'll ask Emile.

So, Nadia took off
and the little one got the better of her.

I chased her
and I brought her back to the lodge.

The car is parked
in front of the butcher shop.

Well, I'll be damned.

- There's no light.
- She must have gone to the page.

Thank you, Emile.
You're a pal.

Mostly, if you get in trouble,
you call the house.

Yeah, I'll let you know.

Nadia.

Nadia, open up.

Come on, open up.
Don't be silly!

It's still not my fault.
I didn't think it would turn out this way.

She agreed,
I swear.

Come on.

Don't be mad.

Did you see that?

If you think it's pleasant for me
to be treated like this.

Yes, I know.

But she's a bitch,
I've always told you.

When I think that I spent
15 years of my life with this piece of calf!

And your daughter!?

She's a little bitch too.
Behind her, it's her mother who pushes her.

It's nothing!

The important thing is..,
is that we love each other.

I was watching the two of you
during dinner. Holy crap!

Now, look,
I can see why she was crying.

Seeing you like this in your overalls,
rolled up like a greyhound, she went wild!

You're beautiful, you know.

You're not a bad guy, Roger,
but you're a real jerk!

You're not mad anymore.
I knew it.

I love you.

I could snooze on the floor
if you asked me to.

Like a mutt.

I might even eat
Cookie's cutlet.

Come here,
my big blanket.

You see,
if you ever crossed me,

I'll bone you like a leg of lamb.

I love it when you say stuff like that
like that, it gives me the creeps.

I'm not kidding.
I'll cut you like a ham.

You never know what's behind
behind your eyes.

I was afraid that
you were gone for good.

Idiot!

We're getting married really fast,
now.

In one month, the divorce is pronounced.

And tomorrow,
I'm taking you to Deauville.

- Is it true?
- Yeah!

Nice!

- Can you feel it?
- Yeah, I do.

She's raising her face again.

She loves your ass.
She's crazy about it.

You're the most beautiful piece
she's ever fucked.

Does she make you feel good?

With her,
I'm taking off like a rocket.

How about a kid tonight?

- You want to?
- Yeah.

I'd like to have a lot of kids with you.
Lots of kids in the cabin.

I'd like to give you 50 in the ass.

My big baby!

That's a good one, damn it!
I'm telling you, you should have gone!

Come on.

Do you want to?

I dare you.

You see, baby,

so are we,
we're in Deauville.

Like large vegetables.

To think I used to
roller skating here when I was a kid.

We'd walk around the casino
and pass under the arcades.

We were watching the Delahaye
that stopped behind the Normandie.

You should have seen the chassis that came out!

Here, Uncle!

My grocery store was over there on the corner.

In the place
of the art dealer.

The jeweller's name was Rochu.

He used to play flick with his kids.

What a nice one!

- You want it?
- Yummy.

Come on.

That way, you get
tigress' palms.

- Let's see!
- Watch out!

- Chanteau.
- Pouplard.

- How are you, old sausage?
- How are you, you big banana?

- How long has it been?
- It's been 23 years, man!

You haven't changed.

All you got is the carpet
that's gotten a little bald.

Nadia, my future wife.

- Nice to meet you, miss.
- Hello, sir.

Mademoiselle Lénard,
my secretary.

- Madam, sir.
- Mademoiselle.

- Are you staying upstairs?
- Yes, down the hall.

- What are you doing tonight?
- Nothing much.

- Shall we have dinner?
- If you like, yes.

I'll meet you downstairs for drinks
in an hour, all right?

I'm happy, you know!

Holy Pouplard!

This one, what a joker!
Did I ever tell you about him?

- No!
- We were in Engineering together in '52.

It's still
a nice place !

What the hell are you doing?

Let's take a little nap!?

Oh no, I can't take it anymore!

I'm going to lose my skin!

You don't realize
what I look like!

I lost 4 kg
in one week!

Look at this,
my tongue is all white.

I'm going to have a liver attack.

You're an idiot.

Let me remect a little, listen.

After dinner, I don't know.
When I've had a good tartar.

Very good.

Don't pout!

You're terrible, you know!

I want to be a good boy,
but you can't stretch it too far.

You're a big bastard,
anyway.

You don't want to please him,
your shrimp?

I swear to God,
I'm gonna get sick.

- Do you remember that?
- Fucking traffic!

He was a cook.

When we were in the joint, he was always scrambling
to get the best parts.

So much so that in the cell,
we cooked like kings.

While in the mess hall, they were sending each other's feet
of pig's feet that were swimming in the juice.

And the caviar party,
do you remember that?

The juicy face when
he broke out in the cabin!

We were all round
like shovel tails!

Damn, that was a good
the hell out of us!

It looks like it.

And in the ordinary,
what do you do?

I ride bucklers.
I'm in the housekeeping business.

Fridge, blender, tornado,
anything that makes grannies feel better.

I've already built 3 houses
in the suburbs of Rouen.

I'm going to put together three more
in the next few months.

You look like a
a hell of a businessman.

He'd sell nags in tubes!

You're kidding.
but I've already thought about it.

I've been holding out
on the barbaque for a while.

I have a friend who is a goatherd in Amiens.

No way he's making a crater
in pieces, it pisses him off.

He told me there was a whole scheme
to do with the freezer.

- Isn't that right, boss lady?
- Yeah, yeah.

Especially with beef from Canada,
Argentina, and pigs from Belgium.

You are a well of science.

I'm telling you,
it's an encyclopedia.

I'm interested in everything, you know.

As long as
the biftons tumble...

I see, I see.

How long have you two
you two been together?

2 years.

- Do you have any children?
- No, not yet.

But it'll be soon.
Right, beautiful?

They're good,
the specials, damn it!

- Shall we have another muscadet?
- I'm in.

And in the summer,
where do you go on vacation?

On the coast.
This is my country.

I have friends who have shacks
with swimming pools and private beaches.

That's great!

There's always someone
who lends me one.

And next year,
I'm gonna buy an island.

- An island?
- Yes, in the Pacific.

It's the new thing.
They're cheap.

We're done flirting,
both of you?

He's nice, your friend.

And besides,
he's handsome.

- Watch out, huh.
- Oh, right now! You're always jealous!

What do we do?
Shall we go?

Come on, let's not chicken out.

- Do you like to swim, Miss?
- Yes, but only in the Mediterranean.

- They have courage, eh!
- In this weather, what a horror!

They're real kids.

- Who are you smiling at?
- I'm not smiling at anyone.

Don't take me for a fool!
You're here...

Watch out, I tell you.

You think I don't see it,
your little merry-go-round?

- Look, you're annoying me.
- What do you mean, I'm annoying you?

Leave me alone!

- You better watch out, too.
- What's the matter with you, man?

That's my girl.
I can't stand you touching her.

You're crazy, right?
And then let me go, you're annoying me!

- Is that my girl, capito?
- Si, ho capito.

Here you go.
That's enough, right?

Roger, calm down.
You're crazy!

I'll give you one!

It's okay, here!

I have you in my sights,
both of you.

- What if we went to the casino?
- What a good idea!

- Would you settle up, honey?
- No, leave that to me.

It's okay, please.

I'm sick of your moronism.
You've been spreading and spreading for two days.

So do we,
we have some change.

How much is that?

You're beautiful, Nadia.

You're such a
a beautiful woman.

You were the most beautiful of all
tonight at baccarat.

You'd like to do her,
you disgusting bitch!

- What are you talking about!
- Don't take me for a fool!

If you think I didn't see
your circus earlier at the club.

- Good evening, everyone.
- Hi.

I already told you, Nadia.
If you double-cross me, I'll bone you like a leg of lamb.

Don't be silly.

You're going to bed
and you're going to sleep.

Lots of kids, we'll get.

Yes, yes, yes.

A beautiful blonde like you.

What are you doing with a jerk like that?

But let him.

Let him puke.
What do you care?

Yeah.

Nadia?

Good morning, sir.

Nadia?

Excuse me.
Where do I put the tray?

On the bed.

Isn't Nadia here?

Haven't you heard?

No, what?

They left together
last night around 4:00 a.m.

But where?

I can't guess at that.

All I know is that
it's gonna be a good week.

That's how long it takes him
to get over a chick.

Oh, my goodness!

Excuse me, sir.
The guest in room 34.

He left in a hurry
last night. He's a friend.

Did he leave anything?

- What name?
- Chanteau.

He didn't say where
we could touch him?

I didn't make the night.
Wait, I'll ask.

No, nothing was left behind.
But there's still someone in the room.

Yeah.

- We can't use the phone.
- Don't you want us to ask him?

I would like to call
in the Eure, 90-13.

90-13 in Eure, by 32.

We'll give it to you right away.
The cabin is there, up in the back.

Hello, is this Jacky?
It's Mr. Roger.

Did you happen to get the boss lady
this morning on the phone?

No, Mr. Pouplard.
She's not with you?

No, I mean, yes.

She had something to do.
She left very quickly.

Thanks, Jacky.

Oh the bitch!

Where did you go?

At the reception, see if they left
left a trail or something.

You believe in Santa Claus. You don't think
they were gonna leave us their address.

You look like hell!

I'm used to it.

Now, when he takes me away
for the weekend, he gets himself a girl,

and I'm going home by
my own means.

When we met the night before last,
I knew I was good.

Because as far as being a bitchy face goes,
this one, we can't do better.

I'm going to tear it down.

- What good would that do?
- I warned her.

You'd better leave her alone.
A woman like that is nothing but trouble.

Do whatever you want.

I'm going home.

I have to be at the office tomorrow
morning and I don't want to lose my place.

- Do you live in Rouen?
- No, in the Eure. Do you?

I live in the suburbs of Rouen.
I'm sorry, sir.

It is 11:30.
The room must be vacated before noon.

Otherwise, they'd be able to
to count us out for another day.

I've never had any luck,
with men.

- Have you ever been married?
- No, I haven't.

I wish I had, though.

But it always goes wrong.

Only once,
it was a close call.

He was an embassy attaché.

He was a distant cousin of Mom's.
And he came to the house,

he had just lost his wife.

He'd come by to say
a little hello to my parents.

And between us, right away,
it was love at first sight.

I gave myself to him that evening.

I was crazy,
you have no idea.

He asked my parents
to take me on a little trip.

They agreed.
We left for Reunion Island.

He had been stationed there.

It's been an untraceable week.

Sexually,
he forced me to do things...

not very reasonable.

We even made plans for the future.

We would live in the south.
We would have two children.

We had chosen the names:
Edwige and Grégoire.

And one morning, he disappeared
with one of the hotel maids.

He left me like that on this island
all alone without a penny,

without a word of explanation.

It's awful,
when I think about it.

I'm not that ugly.

I don't have bad legs.

Some men have told me
I had a nice butt.

You don't want to get
in such a state.

One moment, I'm cracking up.

Don't even think about it!

Come on, come on.

I know a very nice little inn
that's very nice not far from here.

Don't you want
to go for a walk?

We could stop for dinner
and then we'll go home quietly.

Do you want to
to do the inn trick for me?

I've had it done to me
so many times.

At this point,
I'd give myself to the first man I saw.

Isn't that their car?

- Where?
- There.

Yes, it is.

Holy crap!

- Wait for me here.
- What are you going to do?

Mr. Chanteau, please.

Chanteau, 250.

- They're here. Shall I call it in?
- No need, he's a friend.

- Which floor is it?
- First floor.

You've been laughing at me,
you bitch!

- I told you I'd screw you up.
- But Roger, let me explain.

There's nothing to explain.

You played me for a sucker,
and I don't like it.

When I think that I left my wife
and my kid to get away with you, huh!

I'll spread it on you...

Did he hurt you?

He unscrewed my neck, that madman.

- What a brute!
- How did he find us?

- I don't know, but we have to leave.
- Do you think so?

Of course it is. If he wakes up,
he's capable of killing us.

Don't worry.
I'll soften him up a bit more.

- Are you sure he didn't go out with them?
- No, that's what worries me.

Open up, for God's sake!

- But are you hurt?
- No, it's nothing.

What happened to you?

I gave the change.

- Let's clean this up in the bathroom.
- It's okay, it's okay.

You can't stay like that.
It could get infected.

I plastered them
both of them, man!

You think it's around here?

Yeah, it's all right.

It's a small road,
on the right.

My mother never wanted
to teach me how to look my best.

She was jealous of me.

She said that
I looked like a big binge.

She dressed me in
sizes too big, dark colors.

Yet I, too,
I can look like a pin-up girl, you know.

I, too, can
to show off my breasts.

Look, look.
And here.

Don't I look like a bitch?

And my ass,
isn't it beautiful?

And naked,
I'm not as good as the others?

I can get guys hard too,
if that's what they want.

Don't leave me like this.
Do something about it.

Come on, come to bed.

Isn't it true that
I'm not that bad?

- No, you're not.
- Say it straight.

Don't make me have sex.
It's something else I want to do tonight.

He picked me up, the guy!

- What are you looking at?
- A picture of my daughter.

Let me see.

She's cute.

- Who's that next door?
- That's my wife.

- Why did you leave her?
- Because of Nadia.

I gave up everything for her.

Until my job.

- What did you do for a living?
- Repairman at Frigolux.

That's how I met her,
coming to fix her refrigerators.

Just the kind of woman that
made me hard, a well-nested blond woman.

- She pulled out all the stops.
- What do you mean, she did?

She put the money on the table.

We took off in the south
for a week.

We stayed there for a month.
We spent the stay on the page.

We paid for all the palaces on the coast.
We chose the most beautiful squares

with a view of the sea.
We had the caviar ladled up.

And we were stuffing our faces with radada.

I've never known such a life.
My head snapped off and I left my wife.

Who knew that tonight
I would be in your bed.

And me!

Do you often go away
on weekends with Chanteau?

- Every time he asked me.
- Did you love him?

Why then?

Just like that. Because he was
the boss and I was the employee.

That's what life is all about.

Poor little goat.
You haven't been happy either.

Why don't we give it a try,
the two of us?

What if we united
our two misfortunes?

I've got enough to last a week
with the dough I have left.

We could take
a little week.

We'd do the northern beaches,
all the way to Dunkirk.

Afterwards, we'll see what happens.

As you wish.

My little pussy.

No, easy.
Be gentle.

I'm sick of sappers.

Come on, little rat.

We're gonna do this
very nicely.

Very gently.

Ah, there he is!

How are you, Emile?

Well then, what do you have?

Have you seen the martian?

- He's tough.
- He's great and he's so cute!

On the slide trombone side,
that's something.

There, you see,
I have two or three cellars.

Here, it's fuel oil.

Around mid-October,
I brought in some wine.

Burgundy and anjou,
like before with Jeanine.

Here, I've redone a little corner,
and I tinker.

- Boy, this is good.
- Yeah, I'm happy.

I'm in my element.
With the other bitch, I didn't know where I stood.

By the way,
what happens to her?

She's a winkle. It seems that
now she's with her two clerks.

Henriette and I are planning to
a villa this summer for the holidays.

How would you like to
to rent with us?

That's great. We'll go and talk to
to Yvette. I'm sure she'll be thrilled.

- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, ma'am.

- Did you come for the refrigerator?
- Is this a good place?

- Yes, come in.
- I'm sorry, sir.

That's enough for today, Bruno.
You can go home.

Do not forget your method and work
your exercises. It's very soft.

The kitchen is here.

I'll be with you
in a moment.

- Goodbye and see you on Friday.
- Goodbye, madam.

Yesterday it stopped abruptly.

- Is this the first time this has happened?
- Yes, it is. So far, I haven't had a problem.

Very good, ma'am.
We'll see about that.

So I'll leave you to
to work it out for yourselves.

I gotta get some eggs.

Don't mind me.

- So this breakdown, you find it?
- No, not yet.

How long have you been a
repairer at Frigolux?

- Why?
- You'd look more like an engineer.

How long have you been a
repairer at Frigolux?

Why, ma'am?

I don't know, you'd have
more of a CEO type of guy.

Excuse me, I have my kit
to pick up in the van.

Oh my darling, you can
trust me, you know!?

- It's for you.
- What's happening to you?

I needed to tell you.
I couldn't help it.

I had a job to do around here.
So I took a detour.

Give me the kid.

- Are you two okay?
- Yes, we are.

- I'll give him his bottle.
- You're not in too much of a hurry?

No, I have time.

I'm going to be promoted
starting next month.

I mentioned you for the position
as chief accountant. It'll work out.

What the hell is
sniffing around here!

The room is great.
I sleep with the window open.

The smell of seaweed.
I'm getting it all over my chimneys.

What are we doing? We're going to the beach,
the women will join us.

Yes, but first you have to get past mother-in-law
on her chair. Come on, you're going to help me.

- Hello, Mrs. Ribereau!
- Hello, Roger.

Watch out today.
It's hard. You've been through a lot.

Don't be an asshole.

Okay, first thing we're gonna do
to the market.

I'm gonna go take a look
at the car.

Hi, Daddy.

Are you all right, Pierrot?

Poupi, Pierrot's friend.
M. Pouplard.

- Hello, sir.
- Miss.

- So we're on vacation?
- Yes, we arrived two days ago.

We were waiting for Daddy who was
in South America.

- In fact, they say hello to you.
- That's nice of them.

You tell them to come
for an aperitif at lunchtime.

Pierrot, take care of your grandmother
and don't leave her alone.

She's a good looker,
the cute one.

Yeah, she's not cold
to the cutlets.

Parents,
it's the big cake.

Les conserves du Rio, in Rouen.

I met Mme Retailleau
just now with her daughter.

They'll probably go
swimming in this beautiful weather.

You know,
we're in for a treat.

The cakes,
we make them warm.

The shells, we're not gonna mess with them.
We'll do them in a pan.

And the mussels,
we're saving them for tonight.

I'm so fucking good!

You see, Milo.

This is the first time in my life
that I'm really happy.

A woman and a nice kid.
The sun, the friends.

That's enough for me.
I don't ask for anything more in life.

I'm really good
with Yvette.

She's a real woman.
A head, a brain at her job.

Serious.
That's what I needed.

Besides, you tell me yourself,
I have changed.

You're not the same man.

Fortunately, she's not too
into Mandarin.

That way, I can
a bit of a breather.

Oh, damn it!

It's so good,
the sun!

You're handsome, you know.
You are young, you must be vigorous.

- And Mr Pouplard?
- Don't worry, beautiful angel.

What do you have?

I don't know, man.
I just had a thing.

What thing?

Something strange, like something had
happened to Yvette.

As if she
had a fall.

Where are they again?

Collecting mussels,
at the end of the beach.

Maybe she had a seizure.

Pierrot is with her.
She risks nothing.

Oh, you think so?

I have to go.
I'm not safe.

Watch the kid.

- If he cries, you give him his pacifier.
- Don't worry.

Well, I'll be damned!

- What's the matter?
- Nothing's wrong.

I was scared all of a sudden.

I was under the impression
something had happened to you.

- What do you mean by that?
- I don't know what I mean.

I thought you'd had a seizure
or had a fall.

You're crazy.

- Do you love me?
- Of course I do.

It's nice to love each other like that.
That's what I was just telling Milo.

What a beautiful day.

We are lucky, you know!

- Are the mussels OK, Pierrot?
- Yes, Mr Pouplard. That's great.

That's good, keep going.

I'm going back out there.
We're opening oysters now.

See you later, sweetheart.

What's going on?

- M. slapped Dede.
- And why did he do that?

Because Mr. claims that Dede
threw pellets at his cabin.

That's not true.

I saw you,
you little punk.

What is the matter with you...
calling the kid a punk?

None of your business.
What do you care?

I don't mind that the boy is my godson
and that the gentleman is my friend.

You're going to take back
what you just said.

What's wrong with you?
You bastard!

But you're going to let go of my husband!

But he'll kill him!

- Come on, spit it out.
- Call the police.

Do you spit out your excuses?

Let it go, Roger.

Panari, go!

Did you see dad?
He's got him on the floor.

Here are Yvette and Pierrot!

- It's a nice grasshopper, though!
- I think so, yes.

I've done a good job on it.

You should have seen when I took it,
it was a bunch of bones.

I'm getting sick of this air.

I'm in great shape today.
Must be the iodine.

You wouldn't have split us up,
I was staring at the guy.

He scratched me, that idiot!

There really are some assholes!