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This is always a disaster.

Every day, I swear.

It's the loveliest strip of cleaning that I get for living with two men.

I should hire a maid.

And what would I do? Take tennis lessons?

I don't know. Maybe I should make a cup of coffee or something.

Yeah, is Dad home?

I'm in the kitchen.

Okay.

Help me.

Is Dad home?

No, I need him to work.

Oh, thanks.

I can't wait.

Um, I really want to talk to Dad.

What's going on? Is everything okay?

When's the big giveaway back?

Five, six. I don't really keep track of him. I don't know if he's going to go

play golf or whatever.

Oh, man.

Honey, you can talk to me. What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

I just really want to talk to him.

Well, you can talk to me.

Can you keep a secret?

Well, who am I going to tell?

Okay.

Here it goes, I guess.

Oh, my God, Mickey, honey.

Yeah? Is my stepson getting married?

I mean, that's kind of the plan.

When are you going to pop the question?

I don't know yet. I wanted to talk to Dad about it.

Why would you want to talk to your dad about it? I don't know.

What made you make the decision? Why are you pulling the trigger on this?

Well, you know, her and I have been having some issues, you know, here and

there.

Nothing major, you know, a lot of, like, bickering and stuff. And, you know, I

figure this would be the perfect thing to kind of fix all of that. Nikki,

do you think marriage is going to solve your bickering and fighting?

Well, once she sees how committed I am, like...

Why not?

Okay, why are you guys bickering?

I don't know. It's just, like, little things here and there, it feels like.

So, like, I think, you know, fix the little things with one big thing, right?

You can't fix problems with marriage. You need to fix the problems and then

married.

Why?

Because you can't take this big life step if...

She's not happy because you're bickering all the time.

Okay, well, I mean, what about you and my dad?

I felt like you guys were arguing a lot until you guys got married.

Well, yeah, because he solved the actual problem. Like, the reason your

hopefully soon -to -be fiancé could be upset is because she

needs some relief.

You know, put her in a better mood. I please her all the time. I definitely

satisfy her.

Let me guess.

She screams, she shakes, she goes back and forth. Oh my god, you're the best

I've ever had. The biggest dick in the world.

Well, yeah.

Oh my god, she's faking.

So, what do I do?

What do you and dad do?

How do you guys solve the problem, I guess?

Well, we communicated and we tried some new things. I mean, I don't want

to sound crass, but your lady seems like she would be interested in some freaky

things. Don't be afraid to experiment.

Like Cantonese food?

I could take her out and we could find some other cuisine.

Nikki, for fuck's sake.

What did you do? What should I do? I don't know.

Anal. You heard me, Nikki. Anal.

Your dad fucked me in the ass. Oh, my God.

And it is fantastic.

I have never come so hard in my life.

I mean, look at me. I'm a hot thing for my age.

And I see all these men looking at me.

But you know what? I don't need it because your father is enough for me.

minute he started doing that, my stress was relieved. We quit bickering. We got

married. And we've been married ever since.

I know you're my stepmom, but I don't want to think of my dad.

Dumpster diving. Fucking mayo.

Come on. You gotta say it like that.

I do because I love embarrassing you.

Anal. It goes right in there. What are you doing?

How old are you, Nicky?

I don't know if I really feel comfortable talking about my dad

and...

My mom... If you came home and your father was here, he would have told you

exact same thing. You're lucky you're hearing it from me.

Because I have the woman's perspective. I know what your hopefully soon -to -be

fiancé is feeling.

You sure can't just be kidding me?

Alright, alright. So, anal. I need to mix things up in the bedroom and it's

gotta be anal.

I don't even know where to begin.

Well, enough.

Soul is a good place to start.

Can you give me some pointers or something?

You do it with my dad, right? So, like, you know what to do.

Yeah. I don't know what to do.

Can you, like, teach me something?

You know, with all the porn on the internet, it is so crazy to me that you

haven't gotten into anal at all.

I don't really need porn. I have my girl.

Well, your girl might need porn with how you're... Not fucking her in the ass.

You gotta be open -minded.

You gotta have an open mind.

Don't you want this girl to be with you? You bought a ring.

Yeah, I mean, I want to be with her the rest of my life.

Yeah, so you want to make her happy.

Yeah, I really want to make her happy.

So fuck her in the ass.

Okay, so, I don't know if you can give me a tip.

Like, I don't, like, don't go in soft, or do go in soft.

or, like, does she need to prep? Do I need to prep her?

Do I want to do normal? No, no, no, honey, okay.

Make me in my room in ten minutes.

I will walk you through the whole thing.

All right, should I bring, like, a pen and paper?

Honey, this isn't college.

Oh, okay. This isn't analog. Make me in ten minutes, okay?

Okay.

Oh, be sure to take a shower, baby.

All right.

A shower?

Okay.

I am going to teach that boy some things today.

You better please that girl because I like her.

And I'd like grandkids someday.

but if dad only had one kid, that's fine.

I'll just have to educate this young man.

He's going to be very surprised with this.

Maybe he'll know why his father married me.

Hey, honey.

Hey, Mom.

Whoa, what are you wearing?

I just wanted to be a little more comfortable while I gave you your

A little more comfortable? I mean, I get that you want to be a little more

comfortable, but you're just kind of sexy -like.

I don't know why you... Good choice of words. I thought you were going to say

something else.

I just... What gives, Mom? I don't understand.

Well, the best way to learn these things is through practice. I mean, did you

think I was going to hop online and there was going to be, like, a list of

to do?

No. You need to know what it feels like. What it feels like?

You need to know what to do.

You mean I?

With you?

Well, yeah. Don't you want to keep that girl of yours?

Of course, but I... I mean, you're my mom.

I don't know if I...

Well, honey, you need to learn how to please her.

And, you know, I definitely know what I'm doing here.

Uh, yeah, but like, what about dad?

Oh, honey, your father hasn't touched this hole in some time.

I don't mind teaching you at all.

You mean me?

I mean, your dad, my dad, he's been in there. I don't know if I want to be

whole. Brothers with him.

Whole brothers?

Oh, no, honey.

Now, why don't you stop talking and come over here and lick my asshole?

Right now?

I said, get over here and lick my asshole.

Don't keep me waiting.

So, like, right now?

Yes, right now.

You have to learn how to please your girl. I want grandchildren someday.

And what better way to make sure that you get married and have a family than

lick your mother's apple?

I just don't think... Nikki, shut your mouth, but then come over here and open

it.

Oh, do I have to?

Do you have to?

I thought you were just going to give me like a diagram or something.

Are you saying you don't find me attractive?

No, no, no, no, no, Mom. You're gorgeous.

And my dad's very lucky.

And your future fiancé is always going to be very, very happy as well.

You want to please that girl of yours?

I want her, please.

I want you, please.

Are you sure?

This isn't like a trick or something. I'm not going to get in trouble, right?

Shut up, Mickey.

All right.

Can I help?

Mm -hmm.

You don't have to talk while you do it.

Mm.

Mm.

Such a good boy.

Am I doing all right?

You're doing okay.

Keep practicing.

Be sure to, you know, kiss it and run your tongue around it.

Get the whole area.

Okay.

You can do it, baby.

Good boy.

Remember, go around it. Kiss it. Really get in there.

Oh yeah, deep in there.

You're such a quick learner.

Quick learner, just like your father.

Why don't you spit on it?

Oh, come on. You can get a better one than that.

There we go. And then just... Oh,

really good in there.

Look at you doing extracurriculars.

Is that all right?

Yeah.

As I said, that girl of yours is a freak. Try anything.

Oh, baby, you're so good at this.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

And one of the parts of the lesson is remember, you only do this kind of stuff

with someone you love.

Okay. Yeah.

You love your girl, right?

Yeah. Yeah, and you love your mommy, don't you? Of course.

And that's when you get really freakily intimate.

Nikki, baby, why don't you put a finger in there?

A finger?

Yeah, a finger. A phalange. Whatever you want to call it.

Okay. Why don't you just... There you go, baby.

Am I doing okay?

Oh, honey, you're doing so great.

Oh, your father hasn't touched me in such a long time. This is fantastic.

Plus, I'll get a daughter -in -law out of this.

Tight and wet.

Yes, it is.

There you go, baby. Shove your fingers in there.

Do you want me to go faster?

Oh, yeah. Go side to side. Go all around.

Really get in there.

Good boy.

Yeah.

Don't you want to do this for your girl?

I mean, whatever takes the pleaser, I guess. I mean, I want her to say yes

I pop the question.

Well, you're not pleased?

I haven't. I mean, you're my mom.

Yeah, and you're knuckles deep and a great ass.

This is a pretty great ass.

Yeah, it is.

How are you doing?

What do you mean?

Downstairs. How are you doing?

Downstairs? We don't have a basement here.

You're such a smart ass.

I mean, I can see that you're hard through your boxers.

Oh, my God. I'm really sorry. I didn't...

Honey, don't apologize.

Okay. Yeah, enjoy it.

Maybe there's something I could do for you for this very gracious favor.

I don't know.

I think you're being plenty helpful as it is.

Fine, I'll just be selfish then.

Oh my god, no.

What?

You know, when your dad still had the energy, he used to spank me.

You want me to spank you?

Oh, I don't want to ask twice.

Okay.

Was that good?

Harder.

I feel your hard cock under me, Nicky.

Oh,

good boy.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, Nicky. Remember, side to side, go around.

Oh, really stretch that asshole out.

Oh,

I remember when your father used to have this much energy.

I'm feeling you hard underneath me.

So hot.

I didn't know you were so naughty.

Naughty? Yeah, naughty.

Nicky, you're so good at this.

Are you sure you've never done this before?

Never.

I think you were lying about your internet search history.

Oh yeah, remember side to side, baby.

Well, that's a relief.

Yeah. Are you ready for your next lesson?

What's my next lesson?

Well, I mean, should you go grab your pen and paper?

Do you need me to? I can go grab them. Oh, for fuck's sake, Nikki.

No.

The next thing I want you to do is instead of using your fingers, I want

take that hard cock of yours that I definitely feel under me and slide it in

tight little asshole.

Uh, are you sure?

I'm absolutely sure.

And don't worry, I won't tell your father.

Okay, all right, I guess.

Mm -hmm.

Your mom is going to teach you everything you need to know.

Go ahead, baby.

You sure?

Yeah.

Mmm. Oh.

I will, baby.

She's not your girlfriend. She's going to be your fiancé.

down there.

Oh, my God.

Am I doing all right?

Oh, you're doing fucking fantastic, baby.

Oh, yeah. Take that shirt off.

Yeah. Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Naughty boy.

I really want.

I want to ride that dick.

I keep on hearing this from you.

Your mom's a freak. What can I say? That's why I like your girl so much.

Why don't you just lie down?

Okay.

Take off my shoes so I don't hurt you.

You know what to do, baby.

Okay.

Fuck.

I really want her to say yes when I propose.

Well, I really want you to not come yet, so watch it. Okay.

Alright. Oh, yeah.

I really hope so.

Yeah, happy wife, happy life.

Right, I hear dad say that all the time.

Oh, that's because your dad does this.

Definitely going to help save your relationship.

Oh, and your dad hasn't done this to me in so long.

Saving two relationships today.

Making two happy wives.

Let me get back in there.

I can't believe how much bigger you are than your dad.

I can't believe I'm hearing that. They're grieving.

I mean, I could do this first, huh?

Uh, yeah.

That bickering needs to be stopped immediately.

Oh,

fuck.

I really can't believe I'm good. Oh my gosh. You're a

natural.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Stay in there, baby.

Oh, you know where you belong.

Just like that.

Oh, you have to take control.

Oh, slap that ass.

Oh, good boy.

You know what?

I think you deserve a break.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Damn straight.

Why don't you move Mommy's hair out of the way?

Good boy.

Oh, honey, your dad would have come by now.

You're so much better.

Such a young stud.

The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

You are certainly a young stud.

Yeah, twitch for me and my mouth.

Let me rub my tongue against you.

Don't break up the balls.

Fuck, I'm getting close. Oh, no, you're not.

No, you're going to enjoy this.

It might have to last a long time for you, girl.

Oh, my God.

You need your pen and paper to write that down.

I think I can manage.

You can do it baby.

Feel my lips around you.

Yeah.

Come on,

you can do it.

Not bad.

You can hold out.

um um

You think I can learn more about how to fuck in the ass?

Oh, absolutely, baby.

You said you wanted to fuck me in the ass again?

One way I could have said it, I guess.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Are you losing your memory? No, no, let's do it.

Well, you can sound more excited about it.

Let's do it.

Come here you.

Stand there. Okay.

Come here.

Good boy.

Are you, like, good at that?

Oh,

yeah.

There you go.

going to say now oh absolutely not especially with that

others working late.

I'm getting close.

Oh, are you?

I don't know if I can hold it much longer.

Oh, that's hot.

Oh, yeah.

Are you going to come for mommy? I'm so close.

Oh, where are you going to come?

Come all over your ass, though?

Oh, yeah. I like that.

You're so naughty.

Oh, yeah, Nikki.

I'm gonna come all over my thick little asshole.

Oh, make a mess of me, baby.

Don't be shy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck my ass.

Oh, fuck my ass.

I'm such a naughty boy.

Fuck.

You think she's going to say yeah? Oh, absolutely.

After I fuck her ass, right? Yes.

And don't worry, I'll tell your father about the proposal.

Nothing else.

Okay. And you have my blessing, honey.

Thanks, Mom.

In return for this lesson as payment, if you will, quid pro quo, you

are going to fuck me in my ass every so often when I feel like I need it.

Oh, good grief. We're not going to tell her, though, right?

Absolutely not. Not her, not your father, not anyone. But if you're that

I'm going to need it.

Yes, ma 'am.