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♪ I've never known a
girl Like you before
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♪ Now just like in a
song From days of yore
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♪ Here you come a-knockin'
Knockin' on my door
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♪ Well, I've never met A
girl like you before... ♪
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MUSIC STOPS
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EXHALES DEEPLY, CRUNCHING
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BUZZER BLARES,
METALLIC SCREECHING
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Fancy seeing you here.
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What are the chances?
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So this is me.
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IN SPANISH:
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IN ENGLISH: Take care, OK?
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If I never see you again...
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...it'll be too soon.
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Bert, I only have
one wish for you.
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May you die in your sleep.
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Hmm.
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Hey, let me help you.
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Oof! Oh, it's books.
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One has to pass the time.
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BERT BREATHES HEAVILY
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Too fast?
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What? No. It's good to
get a bit of speed up.
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So, how are you? Life
treating you good?
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Oh, you know.
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No, I don't. It's
been ten years.
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Where is it you're living?
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In the hills.
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Ooh. You didn't fancy going
back to dear old Blighty?
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Yeah, the fact I haven't
lived there since I was 16,
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and the driving rain,
it was a real draw (!)
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THEY CHUCKLE
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What have the doctors said?
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Months, not years.
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I'm sorry. Don't be.
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Gives me time to think
about my epitaph.
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Live, laugh, love.
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Die, cry, hate. THEY LAUGH
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What do you need, Bert?
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A bed, a toilet and a window.
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Anything else?
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I need you to pull over. Oh.
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Pull over!
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BERT GASPS
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You OK? Yeah, yeah.
Regular occurrence.
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I'll get you some water.
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Oh!
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Ta.
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I can almost see the sea.
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I wanna go swimming.
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Well, I've got a little
pool at my place.
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Got a pool? Are you
allowed to go swimming?
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I've got cancer, I'm not porous.
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CAR DOOR OPENS
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ENGINE STARTS
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COCKEREL CROWS
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BERT EXHALES HEAVILY
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Bit nippy up here in
the clouds, innit?
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DONKEY BRAYS
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'Ey. SAM CLICKS TONGUE
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It's a lot of land.
It's not mine.
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So whose is the donkey?
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The donkey's mine.
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So are the chickens.
The boars are wild.
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Suppose it helps not to be
the only "bore" around here.
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Ah, she's still funny!
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I suppose we can't all have
your wit and repartee, can we?
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It's a curse.
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Oh, shit, is that the
pool? SAM CHUCKLES
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I was hoping to
get my lengths in.
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Well, you can if you want.
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Jeez. I can't die of
Legionnaires' disease
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when I've pencil
led in the big C.
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Can I ask?
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Tumour on my liver, inoperable.
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Pills make me nauseous and tired,
but they help me live longer.
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If I don't take 'em, I
feel... weirdly normal,
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but I could drop dead
in weeks, not months.
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So a Catch-22, if you will.
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This isn't where I
thought you'd be living.
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Thought you'd be in a front
line villa in Puente Romano.
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SAM SCOFFS Puente Romano?
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I'm more Benahavis. SHE LAUGHS
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
Up above it all.
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Got you some bits.
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What?
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Oh. Well, that's
a lovely lady bra.
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SAM CHUCKLES It's all they had.
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And I had to guess
the size. Thanks.
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Oh, I've made up your room,
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and if there's anything you
need, I can get it when you're...
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What, in my death
throes? You can say it.
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Well, yeah, OK, that.
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Look, if things get too spicy,
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then I'll down a bottle of
bourbon, neck some pills,
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and you can bury me
under your goats.
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They've made me sign things.
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I'm your carer and your guardian.
You can't just go and top yourself.
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I'll write a letter saying
you knew nothing about it.
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Jesus, Sam! Lighten up.
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OK.
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You gonna offer a girl
a drink? Of Batch Five?
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SAM LAUGHS Oh, that is clean.
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That is... That is
better than prison hooch.
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It's made from tomatoes. What?
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Am I getting this right?
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You're living on the side of a
mountain, in a goat herder's hut,
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making tomato moonshine
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to make sure that
life isn't too easy?
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Yeah. I suppose I am, yeah. Why?
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You're the best
con woman I know.
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You could be living the high life.
Oh, that'd be crass, wouldn't it?
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With you in prison.
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We should have both
gone down for that job.
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'Well, it was my job,
and I fucked it up.'
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Ah! Ugh!
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Come on, we're going out.
Let's not dwell on the past.
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Today, we drink to life!
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OK, yeah. Let's go
out. Whatever you want.
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You wanna put some make-up on,
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cos you don't wanna spook
the horses with that face.
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SAM CHUCKLES, BERT GIGGLES
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SIGHS HEAVILY
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IN SPANISH:
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Hurry up, mate.
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BERT GASPS, SAM LAUGHS
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Salut.
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To you. To us, surely?
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This isn't about me. OK, to me.
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SAM LAUGHS
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God, no. It's herbal, I promise.
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Guarana. Try it. No!
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It just gives me a
little pep in my step.
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Don't want me falling asleep
mid-conversation, do you?
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Where did you even get it? The
chemist in prison was a mate.
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Have you done any
jobs since I was away?
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No. Would you consider
a job if it came up?
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No. Our old contacts, you
told them that you're out?
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No. Don't wanna bum anyone
out with my bad news.
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How's your emotions?
You're very zen.
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It's been ten years.
People change.
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Hmm.
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So they say.
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What's that meant to mean?
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Just... once a
con, always a con.
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One of the oldest
bullrings in the world.
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Barbaric sport.
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No, it's the opposite.
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It's our attempt to
sanitise barbarism.
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To tame the beast, as it were.
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Aw, it's shut. We'll have
to come back tomorrow.
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I wanna go in. It's
on my bucket list.
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No, it isn't.
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How do you know? It's my
bucket that's been kicked.
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You wanna go in now cos
you can't go in now.
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Bet you a euro that
you can't get in there.
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I'm not doing that. I'm not
doing "I bet you a euro." No way.
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You've never failed a euro bet.
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Well, today's the day.
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That's a dummy. I can tell.
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Whatever you're getting
us into, I'm not doing it.
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You've just got out of prison.
Yeah, on compassionate discharge.
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You don't worry
about my discharge.
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How's your discharge? I
hope that's compassionate.
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We'll get caught!
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So then make sure we don't.
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Look, you can come back
here when I'm gone,
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and you can remember
the time that we argued
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about not breaking
into the bullring,
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or you can remember the time that
we got into the bullring undetected.
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So which is it gonna be?
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Fine.
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BERT CHUCKLES
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Eh...
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IN SPANISH:
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Ugh!
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POLICE RADIO CHATTER,
ENGINE STARTS
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SIREN BLARES
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Go.
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It's not the usual sort of
thing you bring out to drinks.
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I take it everywhere with me.
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Yeah, I know you do.
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Right, well, keep
a lookout, then.
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Ooh, I'm in.
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This is why they
pretend it's alarmed.
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It's not just a dust
bowl for spearing cattle.
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No, this was worn by the
great Francisco Romero,
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300 years ago.
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He introduced the red
cape to bull-fighting.
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This little get-up is
worth an arm and a leg.
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Oh! Big bull-fighting
expert now?
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No, I was reading the plaque.
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THEY LAUGH
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The killing of the bull...
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It's not quick.
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It's slow.
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And the first banderilla
goes in here, in the ribs,
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and then three more
spears are fired.
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Disables the bull,
tears at the muscle,
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breaks him down
while he's alive.
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Fuck. You OK?
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Just give me a minute.
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I've gotta find the loo.
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BERT RETCHES
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Hey.
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Hey, you OK? You've
been ages. Yeah.
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BERT COUGHS Fine.
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Oh! BERT LAUGHS
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Oh, man.
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Oggy, oggy, oggy!
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Oi, oi, oi! SAM LAUGHS
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Yodel-ay, yodel-ay,
yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
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Now what?
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Why's there always
gotta be a "what"?
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All right.
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What are you...?
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Charge me.
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SAM LAUGHS
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I'm not charging you in
your massive lady bra.
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Yeah, go on!
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Charge me. Piss off!
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Ole!
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LAUGHING: What are you doing?
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Why didn't you come
and visit me in prison?
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You told me not to.
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I said, "Let the dust settle."
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I meant a couple of
months, not ten years.
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BERT CHUCKLES I did...
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...want to, but I'd
left it too long.
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And then...
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I felt so bad that you'd been
sent down and I hadn't. Yeah?
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'Ey! F...
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Come on. Charge me.
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Come on.
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Come on, play the game.
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I don't play games, Bert.
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Yes, you do. Oh, go on.
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BERT LAUGHS
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OFFICER IN SPANISH:
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HE MUTTERS
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Shit!
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BERT LAUGHS
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Hey!
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Para!
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Hey!
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You're a dick. Don't
ever do that again!
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Sorry, I forgot that you
were... No, it's fine. I get it.
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When's the last time you
did anything like that?
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Not even a little break-and-enter?
Just to get the blood pumping? No.
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You need to remember who
you are. I know who I am.
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Yeah. You're no fun any more.
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POLICE RADIO CHATTER
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MEN CHAT IN SPANISH
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Erm...
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IN SPANISH:
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Hm?
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Perdon. Mm-hm.
258
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Art?
259
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,960
Yeah, it's my new thing.
260
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960
There's something I need to say.
261
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,960
I'm really sorry.
262
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,960
For what?
263
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
For not coming to see you.
264
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,877
And it's not OK.
265
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960
I don't need your guilt, Sam.
266
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,877
We agreed that if one
of us got charged,
267
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,877
we wouldn't take
the other one down.
268
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,960
And I didn't. And that's
all that's happened, yeah?
269
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,717
I'm sorry I wasn't there while you
were going through this treatment.
270
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,960
It's fine. It isn't.
271
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,640
Just leave that.
272
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,877
Is there no-one you want
me to contact for you?
273
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,877
Mm. No.
274
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,877
Not even Miss Take?
275
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,557
I know it went south, but
she was like a mother to you.
276
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,960
No.
277
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,878
She didn't come and
see me in prison.
278
00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:01,960
I wrote to her over
the years, but...
279
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,877
I always felt like you
gave her too much credit.
280
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,160
She's all I had.
281
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,237
I'm just saying...
282
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,877
she could have behaved better.
283
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,960
Yeah. Well, we all could've
behaved better, but here we are.
284
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,877
Is there anything I can do
to make you more comfortable?
285
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,397
Is there any pain
relief that you need?
286
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,960
Can we not talk
about the cancer?
287
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
I just want to enjoy
my time with you.
288
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,960
If that's what you want.
Yeah. It's what I want.
289
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,960
OK.
290
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,917
God, leave it. It's... Oh.
291
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,960
It's nice to have the option
to turn it off myself.
292
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, of course.
293
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,960
Night.
294
00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:00,077
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare
to bingo for your lives.
295
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,877
Are you feeling lucky tonight?
296
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,878
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
297
00:22:03,961 --> 00:22:06,960
You are lucky to be in
front of this goddess.
298
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,878
Let's go.
299
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,960
MUSIC: 'Heart of
Glass' by Blondie
300
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960
From Bert?
301
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,878
She's out.
302
00:22:27,961 --> 00:22:29,877
She can't be.
303
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,960
Says she's been released early
on compassionate grounds. Why?
304
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,960
She's dying.
305
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,077
Says she wants to meet you.
Something she wants to do.
306
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,877
Or wants ME to do, more like.
307
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960
Poor girl.
308
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,237
There is nothing poor about her.
309
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,237
Carmen. Let's not
take any chances.
310
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,960
We'll keep her at a distance.
311
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,960
COCKEREL CROWS, DONKEY BRAYS
312
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,960
COUGHING
313
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,878
You OK?
314
00:23:50,961 --> 00:23:52,960
Yeah, yeah.
315
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,640
How did you sleep? Like a log.
316
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,960
Can't believe you kept
'em. Just stuffed in a box.
317
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,877
They might smell. You can
stick 'em in the wash.
318
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,960
Yeah, well, you'd smell if you
were kept in a box for ten years.
319
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,877
COCKEREL CROWS, THEY CHUCKLE
320
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,877
Egg wine tonight? SAM LAUGHS
321
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,877
I was thinking
more for breakfast.
322
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,877
Can we go to Tajares today?
323
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,917
Just for old times'
sake. Really?
324
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,077
Yeah. I just... I wanna go to
some of our old haunts. Why?
325
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,877
Because I'm a
sentimentalist. Humour me.
326
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,877
You're not.
327
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,960
But OK.
328
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,960
MUSIC: 'Porque Te
Vas' by Jeanette
329
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,877
♪ Hoy en mi ventana
brilla el sol
330
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,077
♪ Y el corazon
331
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:54,877
♪ Se pone triste
Contemplando la Ciudad
332
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,917
♪ Porque te vas. ♪
333
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,320
CLATTERING, LIVELY CHATTER
334
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,960
IN SPANISH:
335
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,280
My husband likes
to order for me.
336
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,878
Is it old and tired,
or is it just me?
337
00:25:19,961 --> 00:25:21,960
Oh, I think you look gorgeous.
338
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,877
Everywhere looks exciting
when you're young.
339
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,877
You remember that barman Xavi?
340
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,917
He was young and exciting,
or at least you thought so.
341
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,960
He was a dick.
342
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,960
There's been no significant
other while I've been away?
343
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,320
No-one of note.
344
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,877
Are you not gonna ask me?
What it was like in prison?
345
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,877
How one gets on in the
old sex department?
346
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,878
Oh, I'm sure you're
gonna tell me.
347
00:25:46,961 --> 00:25:50,077
Well, there was this one
young woman called Leona
348
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,877
and a guard who was delightful.
349
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,960
Put it this way,
I passed the time.
350
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,000
Been thinking a lot about
the past, though. Yeah.
351
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,877
We should have stayed
out of trouble.
352
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,397
We were never far from trouble,
not working for Miss Take.
353
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,877
She had us running some
right scams, didn't she?
354
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,877
I mean, we were
fucking teenagers,
355
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,877
and she had us
pickpocketing old men.
356
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,960
Yeah, and the rest.
357
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,877
Good training ground, though.
358
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,878
If we hadn't worked for her,
359
00:26:19,961 --> 00:26:21,877
we'd not have gone on to
bigger, better things.
360
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,960
We wouldn't have ended up... I
wouldn't have ended up in prison?
361
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,877
Did it really just stop
when I was locked up?
362
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,877
Yeah, of course.
363
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,960
Why "of course"? Because...
364
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,960
...I don't do crimes on my own.
365
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960
WHISPERS: Because you need
me? I didn't say that.
366
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,960
Well, I need you.
367
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,557
I'm here, aren't I?
368
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,320
Yeah, you are.
369
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,877
I also need the loo.
370
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960
SCOFFS
371
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,960
Oh, hello, Heather.
372
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,960
SAM CLEARS THROAT
373
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,878
I ordered for you.
374
00:27:30,961 --> 00:27:34,960
I thought you might want
something to eat. Hmm.
375
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,000
What? Nothing.
376
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,960
Something.
377
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,877
I wanna do one last job
with you before I die.
378
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,877
Sam, I wanna go out with a bang.
379
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,557
No. Not happening!
380
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,877
Sam... Absolutely not.
381
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,877
Look, if you're so
desperate to do one,
382
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,120
call one of your other mates.
383
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960
Hey.
384
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,960
Oh?
385
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,960
SPANISH MUSIC LEAKS
FROM HEADPHONES
386
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,877
Abracadabra, baby. HE WHEEZES
387
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,960
Ooh!
388
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960
I love you.
389
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,877
I'll get the gas.
Want anything else?
390
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,960
No. I'm fine, thanks.
391
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,917
BERT WHISTLES Drive!
392
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,320
What?
393
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,877
Shit, shit! I said, drive!
394
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,877
BERT LAUGHS
395
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,960
ENGINE SPLUTTERS
396
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,077
BERT CHUCKLES Shit.
397
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,877
My fucking God, what is wrong
with you? What did you do?!
398
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,878
I just politely informed them
399
00:30:22,961 --> 00:30:25,397
that we needed the money in
the till more than they did.
400
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,877
With a fucking gun!
401
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,877
There's CCTV. They'll
have the plates!
402
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,877
Wasn't working, I
checked. I'm not stupid.
403
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,877
Oh, my God! A gun,
Bert! A fucking gun!
404
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,877
Where did you even get it?
405
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:36,878
I smuggled it out of prison.
406
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:39,877
What the fuck!
407
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,237
I want no part in this.
408
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,877
I've kept my nose
clean for ten years.
409
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,877
And then last night at the
bullring, and now this.
410
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,877
You've only been out two minutes.
Do not bring your shit to my door!
411
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,717
Oh, shut up, you love
it. I really don't.
412
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,877
Why don't you get yourself
something nice, sweet cheeks?
413
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,877
You're such a twat. BERT LAUGHS
414
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,960
Whoo!
415
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,877
God, I think it's hidden.
416
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,160
Why are you so stressed?
417
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,877
Cos you can't keep your
dick in your pants.
418
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,557
Get rid of the gun!
419
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,800
MIMICKING: "Get rid of the gun!"
420
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,877
Sam, but we're such a good team.
421
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,877
You were always so
good under pressure.
422
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,877
Why would you do that?
Well, because I can.
423
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,877
You can't go through life
doing things cos you can.
424
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,877
It's a bit late for a lecture.
425
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,878
How much did you take?
426
00:31:30,961 --> 00:31:32,960
Couple of hundred.
Here, take it.
427
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,877
Where are you going?
428
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,877
To clean up your
mess... on my own.
429
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,960
Just trying to inject a bit of
fun into your drab little life.
430
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,960
MUSIC: 'Quando M'en
Vo' from La Boheme
431
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,237
NITA: Bilal... eat up.
432
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,717
You don't know what you'll
be getting fed over there.
433
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,877
Don't fuss, Mum.
I'll be all right.
434
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,877
I just want you to be careful.
435
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,917
I'm getting picked up at the
airport, driven to a villa,
436
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,397
and all I have to
do is paint, Mum.
437
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,800
That's it.
438
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960
HE CHUCKLES
439
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,160
MUSIC STOPS
440
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:35,960
IN SPANISH:
441
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,960
SCOFFS
442
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,800
UNDER BREATH: Little twat.
443
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,960
BABY CRIES FAINTLY
444
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,877
WOMAN INSIDE: Viros?
VIROS: Ya estoy!
445
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,878
You can't come here, I told you.
446
00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:23,877
I don't have anyone
else who understands.
447
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,877
You're the only one that
knows what went down.
448
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,877
Then you'll need to
figure it out on your own,
449
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,240
or it will be dangerous for you.
450
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,960
How is she? Oh...
451
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,877
Sam, we've discussed this.
452
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,877
You just need to
hold your nerve, OK?
453
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,877
Do what you said you'd do for
her and just be her friend.
454
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,877
Well, it's easier said than done
when she's living under my roof.
455
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,877
She's pushing me. I feel
like I'm gonna crack.
456
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,877
Viros, quien es?
457
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,960
I'm sorry, Sam. You can't
contact me, OK? I have to go now.
458
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960
Todo bien. Era un vendedor.
459
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960
DOOR SHUTS
460
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,877
Aw, you kept my Jeep!
461
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,877
You lied to me. Why?
462
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,877
What is wrong with you?
You're very paranoid today.
463
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,877
I know you didn't hold up
the garage. No, I didn't.
464
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,877
So why did you pretend to?
465
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,877
Just to show you that you
still love that feeling
466
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,717
and to see, if push came to
shove, if you still had my back.
467
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,877
Isn't this enough?
468
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,877
Coming to get you,
bringing you here,
469
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,077
promising to take care of you?
470
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,917
Yes, of course.
For dying purposes.
471
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,877
Where did you get the money?
472
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,557
It's what I came out of prison
with. I worked at the hairdresser's.
473
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,877
I could blow you
off, if you like.
474
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,877
BERT CHUCKLES Sam! Is it
not a little bit funny?
475
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,877
No, not at all.
476
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,878
I just wanna get you to a place
477
00:34:52,961 --> 00:34:54,397
where you might be
open to saying yes.
478
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,960
Oh, that immediately
makes me wanna say no.
479
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,960
I'm just trying to remind
you of who we are together.
480
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,960
What? You threw a tomato
at me, that's what!
481
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,877
OK, so I don't just want to
do a job. There is a job.
482
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,877
Oh, of course
there is. It's big.
483
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,877
Are you listening
to me? I said no.
484
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,640
This is different. It's one
and done. It is fuck-off money.
485
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:21,960
Oi!
486
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,877
What do you need the
money for? You're dying.
487
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,917
Oh, kick a girl when she's down!
488
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,397
What's in it for you?
489
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,877
Legacy. SAM SCOFFS
490
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,877
I wanna make my mark before I
shuffle off this mortal coil.
491
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,960
SAM LAUGHS
492
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,877
OK, it's not...
just about legacy.
493
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,877
It's a... It's a bit...
494
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,877
OK, a lot about payback.
495
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,877
Oh, that's more like
it. Payback to who?
496
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,877
My old cell-mate, Isabella.
What did she do that was so bad?
497
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,877
She underestimated me, treated
me like a little bitch.
498
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,397
It was her job.
499
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,877
But I got her contacts
out of her, stupid fucker.
500
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,877
Just please, Sam, say yes.
501
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,877
Say yes to what, exactly?
502
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,080
Well, let's just say you'll
be clearing seven figures.
503
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,917
Well, if it's so much money
and you're double-crossing her,
504
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,237
what's to stop this Isabella
from coming after you?
505
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,877
Well, another ten years
in prison, for a start.
506
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,877
Look, I know I can do this job.
507
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,960
I just... I just need a partner.
508
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,960
Sam, I don't just need
any partner. I need you.
509
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,877
Please. If this is the last
thing you do for me, and...
510
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,160
it probably will be...
511
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,878
I need this.
512
00:36:23,961 --> 00:36:26,877
Sam, please. Just do it for me.
513
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,878
And then, afterwards,
I will go away.
514
00:36:27,961 --> 00:36:29,877
I'll die quietly.
I've found a hospice.
515
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,877
You don't even have to hear
from me again. Oh, Jesus Christ!
516
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,960
SAM SIGHS HEAVILY
517
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,557
You've been going through
my stuff? Put that back.
518
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,717
If your daughter rocks
up, which I know you want,
519
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,877
what are you gonna offer her?
520
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,520
Half a dozen eggs or
to be set for life?
521
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,557
Can you imagine never having
to worry about money again?
522
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,877
How amazing would that be?
What a legacy for you to leave.
523
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,960
Do not bring her into this.
524
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,960
I fucking knew it.
525
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,960
The fucking matador costume.
526
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,640
The police'll be looking for it.
527
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,960
Fuck!
528
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,960
Everything you touch!
529
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,960
JACKIE: Just breathe.
CRAIG EXHALES
530
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,877
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
531
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,480
One, two, three. One, two...
532
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,237
Just... Look, just tell me
something, anything. Just...
533
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,960
Just take my mind off it.
534
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Bert wrote to me.
535
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,960
She's out. Bert?
536
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,878
God, not her.
537
00:37:55,961 --> 00:37:59,960
Don't get involved with her,
babe. She is not worth it.
538
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,160
Hey. Do you hear me?
539
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,960
Yeah.
540
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,877
FEEDBACK WHINES
541
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,877
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's why you're all here.
542
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,877
Tonight, he's not at
Caesars Palace, Las Vegas,
543
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,877
because he's here with you all.
544
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,877
It's The Great Diavolo.
545
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,877
And introducing his beautiful
new assistant, Komet!
546
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,960
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS
547
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,800
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
548
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,917
MUSIC: 'Buffalo
Stance' by Neneh Cherry
549
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,877
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to introduce the high hat.
550
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,877
Go on... CHICKEN SQUAWKS
551
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,960
Jesus. Mm, that's good!
552
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,878
CHICKEN CLUCKS
553
00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:22,877
Now the tambourine!
Where did you come from?
554
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,960
Right now!
555
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,877
Whoo, DJ!
556
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:31,237
AMERICAN ACCENT: Well, some
chickens have just got it.
557
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,877
And you got it, baby.
558
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,397
RAPS: Hangin' off the
kerb Lookin' all disturbed
559
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,877
As the boys from home
They all came runnin'
560
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,877
They were makin'
noise Manhandling toys
561
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,877
That's the girls on the
block With the nasty curls
562
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,917
Wearing padded bras Suckin'
beers through straws
563
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,877
Dropping down their drawers
Where did you get yours?
564
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,878
Woohoo!
565
00:39:47,961 --> 00:39:50,320
♪ Huh, sucker? Gigolo
566
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,960
♪ Gigolo Huh, sucker?
567
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,717
♪ Who's lookin' good today?
568
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,877
♪ Who's lookin' good in every way?
SINGING ALONG: ..in every way?
569
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,877
♪ No style rookie
570
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,960
♪ You better watch
Don't mess with me
571
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,877
♪ No money man can win my love
572
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,877
♪ It's sweetness
That I'm thinkin' of
573
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,877
♪ We always hang
In a buffalo stance
574
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,877
♪ We do the dive
Every time we dance
575
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,877
♪ I'll give you love,
baby Not romance
576
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,877
♪ I'll make a move
Nothing left to chance
577
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,960
♪ So don't you get
fresh with me. ♪
578
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:39,878
Oye!
579
00:40:39,961 --> 00:40:41,960
IN SPANISH:
580
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,640
Ugh!
581
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,800
WOMAN EXCLAIMS
582
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,480
HIGH-PITCHED RINGING
583
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960
HEAVY BREATHING
584
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,800
SCREAMS
585
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,960
SIGHS, DOOR SLAMS
586
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,877
Jesus! BERT CHUCKLES
587
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,960
SIGHING: Fucking hell.
588
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,917
What's the job? Tell
me. You gonna do it?
589
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,960
As long as I call the shots.
590
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,237
No, it's my gig, my
knowledge, my contacts.
591
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,877
No deal, then.
592
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,717
Sorry, I'm not just gonna
do what you tell me to do.
593
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,877
Why not? Because it
doesn't work for me.
594
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,877
I need to be in charge.
One job - that's it.
595
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,877
And I'm gonna orchestrate it so
that if anything goes wrong -
596
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:12,878
and I mean anything -
597
00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:14,877
it'll look like
you did it, not me.
598
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,397
Oh, come on, now. How's
that a good deal for me?
599
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,877
Because you know
you can trust me.
600
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Is that so?
601
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,960
Your feet need to be to the fire,
and I need to keep them there.
602
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,878
What happened?
603
00:42:29,961 --> 00:42:31,877
You happened.
604
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,917
So go on, then. What's the job?
605
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,960
BERT LAUGHS
606
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,877
Art theft. SAM LAUGHS
607
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,877
What are we gonna do?
Steal the Mona Lisa?!
608
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:42,878
Don't be ridiculous.
609
00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:46,877
We are gonna steal The Face
Of The Great Masturbator
610
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,960
by Salvador Dali.
611
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,000
RADIO CHATTER
612
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,397
So it's ten million
euros for us,
613
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,877
and all we have to do is break
into the largest gallery in Spain.
614
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,877
Correct, but first we
have to gather the team.
615
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,877
We need the talent...
616
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,960
a little bit of magic...
617
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,000
...and a touch of panache.
618
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,917
Who is this buyer? She's
a feminist art collector.
619
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,877
Ten million's a lot of money.
Stealing a painting's a lot of work.
620
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,000
SAM GROANS Can you
sort my wimple?
621
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,877
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
622
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,960
DOOR CREAKS, MAN GRUNTS
623
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,320
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