All language subtitles for The Sopranos - 1x02 - 46 Long.en

John gotti.
Life in prison.

No chance of parole.

We've seen arrests
and prosecutions...

in florida and elsewhere
of top mob figures.

What are you doin'?
Put that back.

- What's the situation
on the ground today,

right now, in the mob?

Confusion, instability,
vacuum at the top.

What caused the decline?
Your sister's ass.

An aggressive government policy
over two decades
to behead the crime families.

But wasn't it,
at least in part,

a disregard
within the mob itself...

of the rules
that served the old dons
so well?

The shoe fits.
Oh, no doubt.

So, cheer me up,
babe.

Just when i thought i was out,
they pull me back in.

Huh? Is that pacino
or is that pacino?

- Fuckin' spittin' image.
- Vincent rizzo.
- Yes.

Former soldier
in the genovese family.

Government witness
turned best- selling author.

- Do you agree
with u. S. Attorney braun?
- The party's over.

He is a wiseguy.
Please elaborate.

It's not like it was.
Cloning.

- Mexicans are huge in that.
- Fascinating, gotta admit it.

'Cause they work
as parking valets.

Do i mean that organized crime
is just gonna pack its bags
voluntarily...

and go the way
of the dodo bird?

Vincent, they're not
going the way of the dodo bird--
what you talkin' about?

- Mexicans.
- What about them?

- Cell phones.
- I'm not talkin'
about clonin' cell phones.

Jesus. I'm talkin'
about fuckin' sheep, science.

I tell my kids,
"only god can make a life."

Guy here asks,"what if
they had cloned princess di?"

But, you know, the heyday,
the golden age or whatever
of the mob?

That's gone,
and that's never comin' back.

And they have only themselves
to blame.

Ah, va a napoli.
They pay thischiacchierone
by the word?

- I think
it's drug trafficking.
- Oh!

I think that ruined everything.
You're lookin' at
a mandatory 35 to life...

in prison, and guys started
to rat on each other just so
they could avoid prosecution.

What's goin' on with
that princess di thing?

Do you think the royal family
had her whacked?

Last time i take a fuckin' limo
in paris.

- Like you were
ever in paris, paulie.
- I went over for a blow job.

Your mother was
working the bonbon concession
at the eiffel tower.

So, did you hear what
i told him? I told him
i went over for a blow job.

"Your mother was
workin' the bonbon concession
at the eiffel tower."

Got a list of people
long as my leg
i wouldn't want cloned.

The fuckin' mayor of new york,
that's the guy least likely
to get cloned.

So, the code of silence
or theomerta...

or whatever you wanna call it
just went by the boards.

You're always
gonna have organized crime,
always.

As long as the human being
has certain appetites...

for gambling, pornography
or whatever,

someone's always gonna surface
to serve these needs.

Always.
Just when i thought i was out,
they pull me back in.

- You got dvd players
in back?

Don't hurt me, man.
Only people get hurt, the ones
who try to be fuckin' jerk- offs.

Okay? Now, step down,
nice and easy. Come on.
Move it.

Come on.
He's got the dvd players.

Hey, quick and painless.
Nobody wants to hurt your ass.
Okay, but you gotta tie me up.

You gonna be a jerk- off now?
My boss is gonna think
i'm in on it.

What? Do we look like
we're tryin' for a merit badge?

- We travel around with rope?
- I've got some in the cab.
Please. I need this job.

- Jesus christ. Get a rope.
- I don't know who in
the company gave up the route,

but there's no way
i could walk away unscathed
without being fired.

- You wanna be scathed?
- Yeah, so it looks like
i didn't give up...

without a struggle.

- Oh!
- That's cool.
Thank you, man.

- That- that's enough.
- No. Wait.

Cool. That's cool.

Scathed? Scathed.
Scathed.

Mr. Miller,
my science teacher,
he got his car stolen.

You're kidding.
From where? His house?

Mm- mmm. Right
from his parking spot
at school.

A saturn. He only
had it, like, a year.

The security people
at the school are a joke.

Did you hear
what anthony jr. Just said?
Mr. Miller's car got stolen.

Refresh my memory.
Who's he again?

Your son's science teacher?

- You're up early, dad.
- He just bought that car
a year ago.

- So? Insurance'll pay.
- Yeah, but they don't
give full value.

These poor teachers,
they don't make a lot.

So he can work
a summer vacation.
Yeah.

- Maybe you could help find it.
- Funny.

I thought i told you
i changed my name from lojack
to anthony soprano.

Laugh. I thought i'd pee
my pants. Seriously, though,
pussy's got the body shop.

- He couldn't ask around?
-
i'm late.

What are you
getting in science?
D+.

See what i can do.

That's not what i meant.
He's gotta work for his grades.

I'm going
back to bed.
Bye, dad.

See you later.

Here. Eat this.

Technology comes
to the bing!

Hey, christopher,
where you been?

Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.

Hey. Is the load here?
- Yeah.

Georgie,
if a guy named serge calls,
you tell him i'll be right back.

Ton',
these new phone systems--
hold, conference--

- sometimes i get confused.
- How complicated is it?

You answer the phone;
you take the fuckin' message.

The voice mail only comes on
if you let the phone ring.
Jesus christ, georgie.

- I hear there's not as many
titles available as on laser.
- There's more comin', though.

My internist told me
the picture's not that different
from the laser either, ton'.

But the sound?
Way improved.

Good.
'Cause nothin' beats...

poppin' up
some orville redenbacher's
and listenin' tomen in black.

All right. Fuck it.
Hey. No, no. It's the
goddamn wires, that's all.

I'll be glad to hook it up,
ton'. You know, i used
to be an installer.

Why can't you
be nice to brendan?
We discussed that.

Ton', i was just gonna
come lookin'. It's
the guy...for you.

Serge?
I'll take it over there.

Serge?

You press "hold"
when you transfer a call.

I'm sorry, tony.

- Now he's not gonna call back.
- Brend's a good earner, t.
This jack was his plan.

Yeah, he's a good kid, but i
don't like that methamphetamine.

Fuck. I gotta
call my mother.

Hello?
Hello? Ma?

Ah, look who calls!

How you doin'?
I was wonderin' when
you were gonna call.

Well, you can stop
wonderin' now. This is it.
I'm callin' ya.

Uh, i called you yesterday,
remember? You were supposed
to call me back?

I phoned your house.
Some operator
answered the phone.

I couldn't understand
a word she was saying.

Ma, how many times
i gotta tell ya?
That's not an operator.

That's an answering machine.
Oh, fancy, fancy.

Here. Let me turn the heat off
under these mushrooms.

You and my mother,
you're like two peas in a pod.

She can't master the phone
either, but she's 70 years old.
What's your fuckin' excuse?

What is she doin' now?

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god!
Ma.

Ma?

Hey, ma!

Oh, my god!
Ma?

Where the hell is she?
Who is this?

It's anthony.
The mushrooms--
they're on fire.

All right, ma. Get
the fire extinguisher under
the sink, the one i gave you.

- Get it.
- Oh, my god! The wall's
gettin' all black!

All right, ma.
Hang up and call 911.

Ton', the guy's
on the second line.

Aren't you coming over?
Press "hold," goddamn it!

Listen, ma.
I can't come over.
I'm 40 minutes away.

You hang up, call 911
and leave the house.

Look at how i live.

Ma, hang up
and call 911.

Hello?
Carmela, my mother's
got a fire in the kitchen.

Oh, my god.
She's callin' 911.
Can you get over there?

Yeah. I'm on my way.
Thank you, baby.
I know you're busy.

Serge. Serge? Listen.
I can't talk to you
right now.

I gotta go
to an outside line.
Give me your number.

All right. All right.
I'll call you back.

Is your mom okay?
This shit cannot go on
like this.

Hey, t. Hey, t.
This teacher--
they stole his car.

You got a plate number?
Call my wife.

Have a nice day, ma'am.
Thanks, fellas.

No problem.

Ma,

i wish you would let me
get somebody in here
to help you.

You shouldn't be alone.
Help me what?

- With the housework.
- I have my ways.

A stranger could care less
about doing it right.

Can i tell you something,
though, ma?
You need company.

Now, don't start with that
nursing home business again.

This is not a nursing home.
It is a retirement community.

You want me to make you
a littlepastin, put a little
something in your stomach?

Ma, i've told tony...

and i've told you many times.

- You can always
come and live with us.
- I know when i'm not wanted.

I just invited you to come and
share my home. If you want me
to beg, that's different.

Leave this place...

that my husband
and i shared?

Change can be a positive.

He was a saint.

That son of mine, is he
still having those fits?

They're not fits, ma.
They're anxiety attacks.

He's on medication.

What bmw's
charging us for paint?

- Been that way
for six months.
- When was i last here?

Hey...

we maybe
caught a break here, boss.

Shop on watchung avenue...

said some guy's brought in
a saturn with these plates,
tryin' to unload it for parts.

Are you tellin' everybody this
fuckin' car's for tony soprano,
and leave it in one piece?

Yeah. Sure.
It's for the kid's teacher.

My guys said that
one of those goofballs
had a uniform on...

from, uh, buttfucks.

Whatever. The coffee shop.
I guess the guy works there.

Watchung avenue
and what?

I'm fuckin' rockford
over here.

Decaf cappuccino prima
nonfat magnifico,
double espresso regolare.

I'll take you
over here, sir.

Um, i think
i'll have an espresso.
Paulie, you want anything?

- They got any just coffee?
- Our cafe du jour
is new zealand peaberry.

Marrone. Whatever.

That's 4. 20.
Pick it up over there.
One medium du jour.

One single espresso regolare.
Yeah. Keep it.

Du jour, espresso, coming up.
- Honey, let me ask you.

My wife was in the body shop
around the corner on
watchung avenue the other day.

The guy in front of her leaves,
and she sees he dropped...

his money clip,
but he was already gone.

And we'd like
to get it back to him.

She said he was wearing
a uniform like that there.

Real black hair, she said,
tall, little earring.

- I'm sorry, sir, but
these stores are everywhere.
- Tell me about it.

Fuckin' italian people.
How did we miss out
on this?

What?
Fuckin' "expresso,"
cappuccino.

We invented this shit,
and all these other cocksuckers
are gettin' rich off it.

Yeah. Isn't it amazing?
It's not just the money.
It's a pride thing.

All our food.
Pizza. Calzone.

Buffalo mozzarella.
Olive oil.

These fucks had nothin'. They
ate poopsie before we gave'em
the gift of our cuisine.

But this, this is the worst,
this "expresso" shit.
Take it easy.

So she finally agreed
to have somebody
come in days.

Carmela called an agency,
and they sent over
this trinidadian woman.

No matter what i do,
i feel guilty.

Why?

Well, the real reason is
i know i can't let her
live with us.

That doesn't
seem very practical,
given her personality.

It's my wife.
She won't allow it.

Where are your sisters
in all of this?

Oh, they cut it off with her
a long time ago. No way
she's bunkin' with them.

So you're carrying
all this guilt when your mother
is clearly someone...

who has great difficulty
in maintaining a relationship
with anyone.

But she's my mother.
You're supposed to take care
of your mother.

- She's a little old lady.
- Not to you.
She's very powerful.

- Bullshit.
- You accord
this "little old lady"...

an almost mystical ability
to wreak havoc.

Let me tell ya something.
You definitely don't
wanna get her started.

There are some people who...

are not ideal candidates
for parenthood.

Come on.
She's an old sweetie pie.

What were some
of the good experiences
you remember as a child?

The loving, warm ones.

One time we were down
at the shore,

about'68, '69,
the whole family.

My father, he tripped
and he fell down the stairs,
and we were all laughin'.

The whole family was laughin'.
My mother was laughin'.

Any other loving experiences?

Hey, she's a good woman.

She put food
on that table every night.

I'm the ungrateful fuck
'cause i come here
and complain about her,

and i let my wife
exclude her from my home.

Hey, ma?

You perrilyn?
Yes.

Tony soprano.
Ah.

How you doin'?
I'm fine, thank you.

Olivia, your son is here!

Isn't he a handsome thing?
And look what he brought!

Listen. Let's
get one thing straight.

In the hours you're here
takin' care of my mother,
no ganja, okay?

Hey, ma! Fiore!

I'm not dead,
unfortunately for some.

The tall ones
are delphiniums.

You know, frankie valli,
when he visits jersey,

this is the florist
he uses.

Aren't they beautiful?
You want me to put them on
the dining room table, olivia?

You make sure
the bottom of that vase
isn't wet.

- Mr. Tony, would you
like some tea or something?
- Coke. Thanks.

So how's it
goin' today?

- She's stealing.
- Who?

That ditsoon,"who."

That beautiful plate
that aunt settimia took
from that restaurant in rome--

it's gone.

I don't know, ma.
She seems like a nice person.

She doesn't fool me
for a second.

Sure she stole it?
Sure you didn't give it
to one of the relatives?

You keep forcing
your possessions on people,
thinkin' you're gonna die.

I wish it was tomorrow.

- Who does she think she is?
- She's happy, ma.
She's singin'.

Anthony, i don't
want her around here.
I can manage somehow.

No. No. I'm not cavin'
into you this time. She stays.

Your uncle called here
lookin' for ya.

- Uncle jun'?
- He sounded agitated.

Jackie,
you're the boss. Tell'em
to leave comley trucking alone.

Didn't know
it was a comley truck.

For 21 fuckin' years, comley's
been puttin' food on my table.
Protection money.

- Chris didn't know goin' in.
- Bullshit.

You want my dvd player?
You can watchgrumpy old men.

- You're gonna be a fuckin'
funny boy too, now, huh?
- Hey, you're sopranos.

But, jackie, you go around
hopin' you and your uncle
can settle a thing,

just the two of you,
not be invited to
a fuckin' sit- down.

You got fuckin' chiricahuas
workin' for you. You don't
control'em.

- Here we go.
- Jackie, you got a ruler?

The kids who hit that truck,
they make restitution to junior.

Done. It's done.

Christopher montisanti's
a fuckin' loose cannon.
And that filone kid--

- for this, you get a man
out of a sick bed?
- Hey, fuck that shit.

Giacobbe,
how you feelin'?

I may be acting boss
while the old man's
a guest of the government,

but i wish somebody'd
tell my bowels,
'cause they don't obey.

The fuckin' chemo.

- Maybe i should
name a successor.
- This day and age?

Who wants the fuckin' job?

Your mom tells me
you got a girl comin' in
to help?

That's good.

All right. I gotta go.

I'll see you soon.
Okay.

We okay?
All right.

A smoke he hires
for his own mother.

Hey, mikey,
how's the boy?

What boy is that, ton'?
The one you sleep with.

Ohh.
I was just kiddin' ya.
How you doin'?

I'm all right.
How's my uncle
treatin' ya?

We're coverin' our nut.
Hey, your nephew, what's he,
retarded?

He likes to play
with trucks or somethin'?
"Retarded"?

What if jerry lewis heard
you talkin' like that?
Oh, that's muscular dystrophy.

It's too bad
they don't have a telethon
for fuckface- itis, huh?

They found a cure yet?
Come on. I was just
kidding you.

Come on.
You're a good sport.
Come on. All right.

You all right?
You all right?
Yeah. I'm all right.

You all right? Yeah.
I'll see you later.
Yeah.

Double cappuccino
suprema.
Double
cappuccino suprema.

Excuse me.
Large nonfat latte.

A guy fittin' the description
does work in this here branch.

His name is eduardo arnaz.
Him and his gay lover
both work here,

and i got the address.

Paulie,
you listenin' to me?
Yeah.

Oh, again with the rape
of the culture.

Can we go find
these spice girls already
and get this over with?

Two small cafe du jours.

Half cap on one.

What?

That's it!
What happened?

Beats me.
Did you say something
to her?

I know how
to talk to people.
These blacks.

Who knows what they're
gonna take the wrong way.

So she's gone.

Traffic and weather together
on this tuesday morning.

Here's heather in the chopper.
Over here on the west side,

the delay again this morning
at the inbound lincoln tunnel--

about a 25- minute delay
if you're approaching it
near route 3.

The queue there beginning
just before the bergen viaduct.

You got your marching orders
yesterday. Why didn't you
pay the man his restitution?

Restitution, okay, but
you know how much he wants,
your uncle?

Fifteen dollars.
Hey, you jacked the wrong truck,
that's what happens.

I didn't notice you
rushin' to give back
your fuckin' dvd player.

Matter of fact, i'm enjoying it
very much. I screened
the bank dicklast night.

- "Did you warble,
my little wren?"
- I'm not gonna pay it.

- Oh, yeah?
- I'm serious.

No, serious is what happens
if you don't pay--
by my hand.

In my thoughts,
i use the technique
of positive visualization.

How come
i always feel undermined?

By what i did on
the triboro towers situation
alone,

i should've been made,
right then-- boom.

- Hmm.
- No. I'm fuckin' serious,
tony.

- The books are closed.
- Did you talk to jackie
about me?

They're not accepting
any new members, okay?

You know, you got a reputation
for immaturity,

and it's not gonna be improved
by not payin' the tributes
the acting boss demands of you.

Acting boss, my ass, ton'.
Come on. Everybody knows...

you really run things since
jackie became the kemo sabe.

Open the fuckin' door.
Open the fuckin' door!
What the fuck?

All right. All right.

Fuck it. But 15 grand
is too much.

I'll tell you what.

You give me the 15k, i'll talk
to uncle junior personally,
and maybe i can get it to 10.

One more thing.
You leave comley trucking...

and every other fuckin' item
on this planet that belongs
to my uncle junior,

including
his hemorrhoid doughnut,
the fuck alone.

Got it?

Yeah.

"Did you warble,
my little wren?"

What do you think
his commission'll be?
Two, three grand.

Ten to junior. We're lucky,
we net 500 bucks
from the whole thing.

Who is it?

- What?
-

mr. Arnaz?
What do you want?

You seen a schoolteacher's
saturn around here?

Come here! --

anybody else here,
desi?

Eddie, i'm ready.
Yep. Here comes lucy now.

Those people
at the airport shuttle
are always late.

- Eddie!
- You boys drove off with the
wrong car a couple of days ago.

- Oh, my christ.
- We ain't sayin' shit until
there's an attorney present.

Go ahead. Make a statement.

I got fuckin' johnnie cochran
right here for you!

You boys put a real crimp
in my week.

Get over here. --

hey, puss,
here's the fuckin' set.

- Look.
- Fuckin' car's been chopped.
Fuckin' useless now.

- That's not it.
- Then why is that car inside
there? See it? That dodge?

Why is that motherfucker
wearin' a fuckin' plate number
i been carryin' all week?

I don't know.
Let me tell ya
what's gonna happen here.

The two of youse
are climbin' over that fence
and shaggin' those plates.

- But the razor wire--
- then one of you stays
with us...

while the other
goes out on the street
and boosts another saturn.

On the lookout for ducks, dad?
Know the old man
pretty good, huh?

Don't look so sad.
They were cute,

but remember how pissed you were
about the pool filter?

It was special,
them coming here, huh?
Don't you think?

I really wasn't into it.

What time's your grandma
gettin' here?

She had to drive fanny
to the doctors.

Then she is picking up
my mother and father,
and they're comin' here.

They're each
gonna bring some antipast'.

You know, i complain
about my mother all the time,

about how she just sits at home
and feels sorry for herself,

but she's always ready
to drive those oldster friends
of hers around,

the ones that can't
drive anymore.

I'm proud of her.
It gives me hope.

Ooh. It's getting chilly
out here.

Make plenty of noise
before you open the front door.
You never know who's in there.

There's mystar ledger.
Thanks.

Oh, this street.
It's another pain in the ass.

She broke her wrist
on the steerin' column.
A minor concussion.

What about the other woman?

- Hip.
-

we were down at the hospital
till 2:00 in the mornin'...

talkin' to her doctor...

and the staff gerontologist.

They're sayin' that she
shouldn't live alone anymore.

She can't
manage the telephone.

And yet you say
she's very healthy and alert.

Like a bull.

Why?

I'm just thinking. And
i know there are other doctors
who are right there,

but you know from your own life
that depression
can cause accidents,

poor performance or worse.

So what are you sayin'?
That unconsciously she tried
to whack her best friend?

It's interesting
that you would even take that
from what i said.

Either way,

she could need a change
in her living situation,
be around more people.

Well, we were lookin'
at green grove.

That's a beautiful facility.
It's more like a hotel...

at cap d'antibes.

Yeah, but to her
it's a nursing home.

Well, she needs to be made
to see the distinction,

that in fact she's embarking
on a rewarding chapter.

I know seniors
who are inspired and inspiring.

Ladies?

Hey, we're the ones--
kenny portugal said,
"say'hello. '"

Oh, yeah. Kenny.

- What the fuck
is with this cocksucker?
- Back up.

Back up.
Mr. Scorsese, good evening.

Whoa. Wow.
Wow. Ho- ho- ho!

Marty! Kundun.
I liked it.

So my boy at comley...

said there's a truckload
of italian suits.

Those unload fast.
Mario'll take the whole load.

- He said the shipment
moves thursday, 6:00 a. M.
-

- give me one good reason
i should not jack this truck.
- Hey, don't feel bad.

It's junior's own fault.
He gives us no choice
except to do it again.

Takin' that outrageous
fuckin' tribute.

Not only does he shit
on our heads, we're supposed
to say,"thanks for the hat."

It's not like i'm
gettin' somewheres playin'
by the rules. Fuck tony.

"The books are closed."
Blow me.

No. That's some true shit.
Come on. They're not confirming
any new made guys? How come?

Fucking chaos.
Nobody knows who's
runnin' things anymore.

Guys, they don't even know
who to make payments
up the ladder to in some cases.

I'm talkin' about the year 2000,
the millennium.

Where do we go from here?

Mm. Ma,
this virginia ham--

- go. Go and
get yourself some more.
- No. I'm full.

It's good, though.

You never let me feed you.

- So, gettin' back to what
we were talkin' about--
- you want that lamp?

Ma, lie down.
That lamp--
that's real ormolu.

- You know what that's worth
when it's new?
- We're fixed good, lamp- wise.

Take it,
and take the barcalounger.

Somebody's gotta take
this-- this stuff before i die.

Otherwise there's gonna be
an awful lot of stuff here...

that the junkman's gonna have
to cart off to the dump.

Ma, you're not gonna die;
your stuff's not gonna be
hauled off to the dump.

But you do have to start
plannin' for your future.

You got the most rewarding
chapter of your life
comin' up.

- You know my good jewelry?
- The stuff dad gave you?

Yeah, some
of those pieces came right out
of cartier's window, huh?

Listen.
Carm doesn't want it.
Not now.

What we both want
is for you to live long...

and wear your sparklers
to your grandchildren's
graduations.

I gave it all
to your cousin josephine.

- What the fuck?
The good jewelry?
- She always admired it.

They don't have much money.

You gave a fuckin' cousin
cartier dinner rings, and you
give me a vibratin' chair?

Your wife
never showed any interest
in my jewels.

She never complimented me
on any of it, as i can remember.

You listen to me, now.
Before you do any more
serious damage...

to yourself or your
grandchildren's inheritance,
you're gonna stop livin' alone.

I'm not going
to that nursing home.

Green grove is a
retirement community, and it's
like a hotel at cap d'antibes.

- Who's he?
- A captain who owns
luxury hotels or somethin'.

I don't know. That's
not the point. The point
is i talked to mrs. Dicaprio.

She's got a corner suite
available with a woods view.
It's gonna go fast.

Of course it's available.
Somebody died.

Oh, ma, you gotta stop!
You gotta stop with this--

this black- poison cloud
all the time, 'cause i can't
take it anymore!

Ohh, poor you!

You know,
i got problems at work.
I got problems at home.

I got a friend
who's been diagnosed
with cancer.

Most parents would be grateful
if their yuppie children put as
much thought into this as i did.

- I'm not going to that place.
- Then i will go to court,

and i will get a durable power
of attorney over you
and i will place you there.

Then kill me now.
Go on. Go.
Go into the ham...

and take the carving knife
and stab me here.

Here. Now. Please!

It would hurt me less
than what you just said.

- You know, i know seniors
that are inspired!
-

yo, monty, we said
we'd meet out front.
You're not even dressed.

- I'm takin' a pass.
- What?

It's italian suits,
christopher.

There was a time in my life when
bein' with the tony soprano crew
was all i ever dreamed of.

So what am i doing?

- This is some fuckin' note.
- Shh. Don't wake her up.

Come on. It's 5:15.

Maybe one reason why things are
so fucked up in the organization
these days...

is guys runnin' off,
not listenin'
to middle management.

- Fuck tony.
That's a quote.
- We have to stick together.

Why be in a crew?
Why be a gangster?

Hey, coach, suck my dick.

Yeah.

Yo! Hey, yo!
We need some help over here.

Okay, let's be very cool, yo.
Get down out of the cab!

You heard the motherfucker!
Hurry up!

Yo, chill.
I'm a friend of billy's,
your friend on the inside?

Yeah? Cool. No probs here.
Increase the peace:
That's our motto.

I'm gonna
take my lunch, okay?
Whatever. Come on.

Hold up, man.
You can't drive a fisher- price.

What's with the gun
pointed sideways shit?

Get out! Come on!
Get down!

You drive.
I'll direct you.

- Jesus! -

control your shit,
fool!

Fuck. Oh, fuck!
Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Junior fuckin' soprano's
gonna go ape- shit! Fuck!

You excited about comin'
to live with us, hon?

You will be. Trust me.

Oh, look, ma!
Here's your stuff.

They made good time.
Yeah.

You got your own bed
and your dresser.

You know,
when my grandmother went
to live...elsewhere,

they weren't allowed
to bring personal effects.

Ma, you gotta
sign right here.

Yes?

- Mr. Soprano,
do you have an uncle junior?
- He tracked me down here?

Line two?
Here you go.

Tell him i'll call him back.
He'll return the call.

He did?
Apparently, it's urgent.
She said he sounded upset.

He'll call back.

Livia, did you ever
hear the old italian saying--

my aunt used to go:

- What does that mean, bonnie?
- Time and patience...

change the mulberry leaf
to silk.

You be all right?

Yeah. Sure.
Thanks for all your help.

I'm gonna
make us a nice lunch.

I got some fantastic
prosciut' in there.

Hello? Yep.
It's christopher.

Yeah?

Christ. I been callin'
for hours. Give me a call back
on an outside line.

T, don't get mad.

There's been a little shit.
I had nothin' to do with it,
just so you--

spit it out.
Brendan hit comley again.

He what?

And, uh, the driver,
you know--

no, i don't know.
He caught some friendly fire
or something, and he's gone.

Oh, fuck.
What do we do, t?
Brendan didn't fence the load,

'cause now he's thinkin'
maybe it was mario who dimed us
to junior last time.

Fuck!

Hey, ton'. Sorry you have to
wreck your saturday like this.

You boys.
You boys, i'll tell ya.

It's beautiful stuff,
though.
Ton', i'm so sorry.

Shut up.
Just so long as you realize
i had nothing to do with this.

Ton', that's true.
He stood home.
Shut up.

You stood home?

Did you do anything to stop it?
Did you offer any guidance?

What do we mean when
we say "leadership"? Hmm?

Ton', part of it's the crank,
but i'm goin' into detox,
swear on my mother.

Brendan, shut the fuck up.
You wanna get me clipped?

- What are we gonna do?
- What you're gonna do is
you're gonna take these suits,

put'em back in the truck,
go over to comley's main yard
and give'em back.

- Aw, fuck.
- And then you're gonna
call my uncle,

and you're gonna tell'im
when it's done.

- What about the dead guy?
- You keep proddin' him
with a stick.

You light a candle
to st. Anthony. But
i think you're fucked.

Ton', what if this
didn't go back?
Would it be a problem?

You know,
i don't see you assholes
puttin' that rack...

and that rack and this rack here
back in the truck.

Just when i thought i was out,
they pull me back in.

Hey, mr. Miller,
your car is back.

My wife dropped me off
this morning, and there it was.
It was in my parking spot.

My uncle pussy
helped my dad locate it.
Your uncle pussy?

Yeah. He's
in the car business.

Well, i don't know what to say
to your dad. I mean, thanks,
of course.

It's nice and clean too.

Whoa. Different keys.

Probably too much
to hope my papers are still
inside the trunk here.

It's a different color.
- Whoa.

Ooh.

My dad's a hero.
Mm- hmm.

Did you actually
lose consciousness,
like with the ducks?

No.

Just, uh, a shortness of breath
and white spots
in my field of vision.

- Improvement.
- 'Cause i'm sad
to put my mother away?

Sad is good.
Unconscious isn't.

She'll be in very good hands.
You've done the best for her.

She won't speak to me.

That is sad,
but whose choice is that?

Somehow,
that doesn't make it any better.

Can you admit to yourself
that, yes, you're sad,

but you're very angry
and full of rage?

- I'm sad.
- It's hard to admit that...

you might have feelings of
hatred towards your own mother,
isn't it?

You're out of your tree.

Listen to me carefully.
Of course you love her.

What i'm trying to say
is own the anger
instead of displacing it.

Otherwise,
it defines your life.
You know,

it needs to be acknowledged.
It's a good thing
time is up.

I don't wanna talk to you
anymore."hate your mother."

Shit.

A-- what
do you call it-- menu.

"Press two if you
know your party's extension."

Is that an operator
or an answering machine?

Let's see. Hello?
Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

"Press zero."
Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello--