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Hey, Pop.
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You are loving your
new truck, huh?
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Did you buy or lease?
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Lease? I don't lease.
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Ain't nobody telling me
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how many miles I can
put on my own truck.
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Anyway, I was wondering,
what are you doing tomorrow?
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Any plans?
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No, I just plan to
relax and do nothing.
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So... whatever you have
in mind, it's a no.
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Okay, then.
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Uh, yo, Dave.
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Any plans tomorrow?
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Free as a bee.
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Well, what would you say
to field-level VIP tickets
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to the Dodgers game?
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Heck yeah.
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Uh, hell no.
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Why wouldn't you
ask your father?
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I did ask my
father. You said no.
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Well, that's when I thought
you were asking me to do
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something stupid, like dinner.
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Look, I gave the boy life,
he's giving me the ticket.
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Well, actually, Dave, you
and Grover can come, too.
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I got five tickets.
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One of the perks
of my job at USC.
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Oh, wow.
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Well, life has gone full circle.
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I mean, I used to take
you to the game as a boy.
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Now, as a man, you're taking me.
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Yeah. See, Malcolm,
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you got me all teary-eyed
in front of Dave.
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You know, this will
be me and Grover's
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first baseball game together.
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A big milestone in a boy's life.
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Huh.
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Well, now I'm
getting teary-eyed.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Dave, are you crying?
Well, with joy.
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Malcolm got us Dodger tickets.
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It's gonna be father-son
day at Dodger Stadium.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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I'm jealous. I love baseball.
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Oh, well, you can come,
too. I got five tickets.
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Great. I'd love to.
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What about Marty?
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Oh, Marty's got wedding stuff
with Mom and Necie tomorrow.
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Sucks for him.
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Yeah,
fantastic for me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What?
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What? Huh.
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
It's, it's great.
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You know, I was just
thinking that it was gonna be
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a father-son thing,
but obviously
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it doesn't have to be.
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So, what, I'm
gonna mess that up?
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You can't have fun if I'm there?
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No. No. Not at all.
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It's just, you know,
when it's all the guys,
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we do guy things, and
if you're there...
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it's just different.
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Different how?
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Oh, damn.
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I was just thinking
it's-it's-it's
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the kid's first
baseball game, and...
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you know how moms can be.
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No, I don't. Tell me, Dave.
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Oh, damn. Oh, damn.
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Well, you know moms...
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They're just always...
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mom-ing.
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"Don't do this" or
"Don't eat that."
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It just sort of
cramps our style.
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In a... in a caring way.
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Well, I'm sorry you feel that
way, but I'm still coming.
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But how about I
promise you this?
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I won't be a mom at all.
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I won't even bring
hand sanitizer.
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It'll be like I'm
not even there.
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Sounds so good, Gemma.
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I saved that, right?
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Yes! This is how you
do the ball game.
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Great seats that I
didn't have to pay for.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
Thank you, man.
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Thank you, son, so much.
Did I said thank you?
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Yeah, Pops,
you said it the whole ride.
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And through the metal detector.
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And at the bathroom.
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But... let me hear
it one more time.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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You're welcome.
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Hey.
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All right, it is going down.
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Oh, Mom isn't here today, honey.
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My name is Gemma, and
I'm drinking beer.
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Dad, I'm hungry.
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Well, yeah, sure thing.
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After the first inning,
we are gonna pig out.
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But I'm hungry
now. I'm starving.
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I'm light-headed.
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Okay, yeah. You
know what? Let's go.
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Get it out of the way
now. Good idea. Come on.
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Okay... oh.
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Ooh. Hey, Mookie's up.
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Mookie! Yeah, yeah, Mookie!
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Rip city, you're the mayor.
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Ah...
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You and your
superstitions, Pops.
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Especially not blinking
while the first batter's up.
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That makes no sense.
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All I'm gonna say is,
2020 World Series champs.
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Well, what about literally
every other year?
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Those are the years I blinked.
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Okay. Mom, can we talk
about your guest list?
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Oh, what's there to talk about?
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Uh... well, mine is 30 people.
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I've got 53.
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And, Mommy, yours is...
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I don't know because
I'm only on page eight.
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I cut down as much as I
could. I'm down to the bone.
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Down to the bone?
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Mama, Janice is on
here. You hate Janice.
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Yes, and I want her to see that
my kids are better than hers.
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Okay, fine. I'll
try to get it down.
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Do or
do not. There is no try.
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What'd you say to me?
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I think it's a Star Wars thing.
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Oh.
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It sure is. Ah,
but don't worry.
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Soon
clear all will become.
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What is happening?
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Oh.
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Tonight, Necie and I
are watching Star Wars.
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I've never seen it.
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But Marty has acted out
every single scene for me.
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It's adorable.
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Can I join you? I've
never seen it either.
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Mom, we watched it together.
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It's one of my fondest memories.
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Oh, sorry, baby. I must
have fallen asleep.
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Really, Mama? How could you?
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Oh, don't get so upset.
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Moms have to catch their
sleep wherever they can.
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I don't think
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I saw a minute of
his school plays.
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Wait, is that why
you said I was great
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as the Tin Man in The Wiz?
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Baby, you were.
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I was the Cowardly Lion!
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Boom, boom!
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No way.
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Did you see the way
Bellinger handled that pitch?
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Yeah, he handled... he handled
it. That was something, Pops.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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All right. What did we miss?
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Ho-ho, you don't even
want to know, bro.
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Darn it. All right.
Let's go Dodgers!
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Did you get ketchup? Oh,
yeah. It's right here.
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I need a napkin.
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Okay, hold on. Here you go.
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I can't get this open. Can
you open it? All right, yeah.
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Just give it to me. Don't...
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There's a cup in my cup holder.
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Okay, okay. Just
set it down here.
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Cheese is getting on my pants.
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Okay, I'll take this. Now
there's cheese all over me.
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No... My hot dog
fell on the ground!
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Okay, all right.
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Here you go.
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Just eat it, I'm sure it's fine.
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Dave, I think Grover's
gonna need another hot dog.
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Oh, and I'll take another beer.
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All right. Come on, buddy.
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Oh, he's going, he's going.
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Yes!
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Ah!
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Did you see Bellinger
steal second?
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Yeah, he's a thief, Pops.
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That's cool, that's cool.
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You're
not even looking.
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Oh, Pop, I'm looking.
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Oh, come on. Damn
it, I missed that.
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Because I'm not
looking at the game,
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looking at you not
looking at the game.
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What is going on?
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All right, I-I
spotted a woman I know
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sitting a few rows back to
the right, but don't look.
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And...
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You both looked, didn't you?
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I'm still looking. I
was a little curious.
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Her name is Kayla.
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And at first I was into
it and she was into it.
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But then I wasn't so into it
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and she was, like,
really into it,
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so I had to get
the hell out of it.
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Trust me, if she sees me,
we're gonna get into it.
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So, you're gonna
let an ex-girlfriend
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ruin our perfectly good day?
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Pop, it won't be a perfectly
good day if she sees me.
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Trust me, you don't
want to see Kayla
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with a bat in her hands.
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Wait. Pause, pause,
pause. Okay, okay.
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Remind me again why we're
starting with the fourth one?
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Oh, no, the fourth
one is the first one.
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So, is that like a space thing?
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No. It's just the way
he told the story.
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And that garbage can that
goes "bleepy bloopy,"
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he needs the gold man to speak?
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Well, yeah. He's a translator.
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But my Alexa can speak.
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My car can speak. Right, but
this is a long, long time ago.
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But they have spaceships.
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It's a galaxy far, far away!
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Look, can I just, can I
start the movie again?
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
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I just got an email.
Keep going, it's fine.
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No. No, no, no, no. Okay.
No phones during Star Wars.
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He's acting like
he's in the movie.
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Dodgers!
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Look at you, man.
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It's the seventh-inning stretch,
and you're not even stretching.
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Okay...
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What did you do to that woman?
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Nothing.
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It just didn't work out, so...
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I ghosted her.
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Oh, so instead of manning up
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and telling her
you're not interested,
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you just disappeared?
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Well, I wouldn't
put it like that.
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Well, how would you put it?
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I would say I cared so much
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about her feelings,
I avoided them.
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Okay, then, maybe it's not
too late to get things right.
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Oh, no, I think it's too late.
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I don't know, she looks sweet.
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Yeah? Well, check
out her texts.
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"I hope you go to hell." Oh...
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I mean, it's not that bad.
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No, no, no. Keep reading.
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"You stupid..." Oh! Oh!
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"And you can stick..."
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Yeah, she doesn't look
the way she texts.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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All right.
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We should leave now so
we can beat the traffic.
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Come on. Boo!
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Who brought this guy?
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No, I agree with Dave.
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We should go now
to beat the crowd.
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Plus... my neck is killing me.
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Oh, you can blame
yourself for that.
257
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,129
Dad, I'm cold.
Where's my jacket?
258
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,731
Oh, I-I didn't bring one.
259
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,134
I wish Mom was here.
260
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,574
Okay, let's go buy you a jacket.
261
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,609
And another ice cream.
262
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,178
You just said you were cold.
263
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,080
Well, I won't be with a jacket.
264
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,416
All right, come on.
265
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,596
Oh, and while you're there,
266
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,186
hook a sister up with a churro.
267
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,331
Ooh, make that two, and don't
forget the caramel sauce.
268
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,556
Hey, Dave.
269
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,391
Dave, maybe I
should go with you.
270
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,626
No, no, Malcolm,
you're gonna stay here
271
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,462
and you'll watch this
game with your father.
272
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,798
Come on, Pop. You come on.
273
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,199
You know what, Malcolm?
274
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,368
I thought this could
be our new tradition.
275
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,736
You treating me to tickets.
276
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,572
You know, father and
son at the ballpark,
277
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,340
just like Field of Dreams.
278
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,978
Except for there's no
cornfield and nobody's dead.
279
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,213
Yeah, well, not yet.
280
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,858
But if Kayla sees me,
that could change.
281
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,616
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
282
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,886
I have never left a
Dodger game early,
283
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,453
and I'm not gonna start now.
284
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,389
Plus, I've got the car keys.
285
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,590
So sit down!
286
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,392
Everybody start
watching the game,
287
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,727
and start having fun right now!
288
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,063
Including you, sir!
289
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,271
All right, look at that.
290
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,407
The Dodgers have eight hits in.
291
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,910
I've missed all of 'em.
292
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,477
Nice jacket, Grover.
293
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,879
My son's first baseball game,
294
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,548
and he will have
this memento forever.
295
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,682
Ha!
296
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,252
He'll grow out of
it in six months.
297
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,654
I thought you weren't here.
298
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,956
I'm not.
299
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,991
If I was, Grover would
have a hoodie from home.
300
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,593
And a bag of carrots.
301
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,930
Oh, look, look. We're
on the dance cam!
302
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,097
Oh, look at that!
303
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,933
Oh, give Daddy some room.
304
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,575
Come on!
305
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,277
Everything okay
down there, Dave?
306
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,180
Oh, yeah, Just making memories.
307
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,887
Is that one an Ewok? No.
308
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,290
Is that one an Ewok?
309
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,225
Babe, just, just watch.
310
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,962
When does Billy Dee
Williams show up?
311
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,597
Wait a minute.
312
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,234
Is Billy Dee Williams an Ewok?
'Cause I don't play that.
313
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,838
This movie is too dry looking.
314
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,707
I know, it's
making me thirsty.
315
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,611
And you know, it takes too
long to get to the Ewoks.
316
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,813
Ewoks aren't in this movie!
317
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,716
They're in the third one.
318
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,886
So the one before this one.
319
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,720
No, two after this.
320
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,323
I mean, come on, Marty.
321
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,700
You got to admit
that's confusing.
322
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,059
Oh, that is interesting.
323
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,603
Because hundreds of
millions of people
324
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,396
clearly do not
find it confusing.
325
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,068
Can you believe Dave and Malcolm
326
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,336
wanted us to leave early
327
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,105
and miss Freeman's
walk-off homer?
328
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,140
Oh, actually, Dave did miss it.
329
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,708
Oopsies.
330
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,179
We had a great time spending
the whole ninth inning
331
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,680
looking for Dippin' Dots.
332
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,517
We found 'em. Yeah, we did.
333
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,119
Yeah, I had a great time, too.
334
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,555
Even though Malcolm ghosted
me like he did that woman.
335
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,991
I guess that's
just what he does.
336
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,793
I got you free tickets
and free parking.
337
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,063
I don't hear you
complaining about that.
338
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,266
Grover!
339
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,534
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,669
Did he get any of
that in my new truck?
341
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,007
I-I mean, is-is the boy okay?
342
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:38,345
He's fine and, uh...
so is the truck.
343
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,081
I-I think he just has a
little bit of a stomach bug.
344
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,615
Uh, or...
345
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,955
his father let him eat whatever
he wanted for four hours.
346
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,419
He didn't have that much.
347
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,721
He literally ate his
height in hot dogs.
348
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,591
Gemma, at this point
there's no reason
349
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,051
for me to tell you
that were right.
350
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,161
The proof is...
351
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,497
all over the parking lot.
352
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,299
And on
the upholstery.
353
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,034
Ah...!
354
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,302
I heard that.
355
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,604
You owe me a full detail.
356
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,608
I'm sorry that I said that you
were gonna ruin guys' night.
357
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,710
But can you please be here now?
358
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,947
Yes. And lucky for you,
I have wipes and Tums.
359
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,048
Thank you.
360
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,416
Look at this.
361
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,518
This traffic is insane.
362
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,554
We've been stuck
for like 20 minutes.
363
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,156
I have to pee.
364
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,158
At least.
365
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,828
At least? Probably more. Okay.
366
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,398
Oh, oh, please don't pee
or more in this truck.
367
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,034
Hit the child lock... I-I
don't know where the button is.
368
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,969
Just hit the button.
It's a new truck.
369
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,006
Hey. Hey.
370
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,274
You're missing
your movie. Yeah.
371
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,509
We just got to the part
372
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,344
where they fell into
the wet garbage...
373
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,444
Ah.
374
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,779
It's so cool.
375
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,018
Necie, come on, you
think it's silly.
376
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,552
No.
377
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,323
If it's important to you,
it's important to me.
378
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,858
So, why is it important to us?
379
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,662
Okay, look.
380
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,065
I don't share this with
a lot of people... Mm.
381
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:09,436
But the truth is, I
wasn't the coolest kid.
382
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,138
What...? Yeah.
383
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,506
I know. Growing up
was rough for me.
384
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,907
Like...
385
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,452
I wasn't like the other
boys on the block.
386
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,878
I didn't talk like them,
I didn't dress like them.
387
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,249
Whenever we played basketball,
they called me Airball Butler.
388
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,385
My dad came up with that one.
389
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,754
Babe.
390
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,091
I spent a lot of time
looking for where I fit in.
391
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,859
You know?
392
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:37,697
Space and sci-fi movies
were like my escape.
393
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:41,034
I mean, come on, I work
with rockets and robots.
394
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,935
Where do you think
that came from?
395
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,140
Seems like Airball Butler
got his dream. Yeah.
396
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,508
And he got the girl.
397
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,248
See, you better believe
it. Yeah, you know.
398
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,279
I know.
399
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,783
Mom, are you...? Shh.
400
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:58,817
Are you enjoying this?
401
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,188
Yes, it's exciting, and, look,
402
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,023
that wizard guy's wearing
the same costume we made
403
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,625
for your school
Halloween parade.
404
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,127
Yeah, that's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
405
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,229
Yes, Obi-Wan. Oh.
406
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,231
We made his robes together.
407
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,465
Oh, we had so much fun.
408
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,942
I stayed up all night
sewing that thing.
409
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,036
He looked so cute.
410
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,540
Mama, I did not look
cute. I was fierce.
411
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,909
Now I remember
watching this movie.
412
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,945
The guy in the black
football helmet...
413
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,147
Yeah? He killed Obi.
414
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,417
And then the big monkey man
415
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,319
helped blow up the Death Ball.
416
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,821
That's it. I knew it.
417
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,258
Is that a spoiler?
418
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,059
Several.
419
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,799
Pop, I know you think I
took the easy way out,
420
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,403
but... man, dating now is
not like it was in your day.
421
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,838
My day? Yeah.
422
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,907
Some things
never change, Malcolm.
423
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,177
I mean, you called it
ghosting, back in my day
424
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,312
we called it "hit
it and quit it."
425
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,250
It was foul then
and it's foul now.
426
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,286
You're right.
427
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,922
I promise, moving forward,
I will handle things better.
428
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,491
But-but, hey, at
least you got to see
429
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,025
a good game tonight, right?
430
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,962
Why do you think I was so
excited about this game?
431
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,398
Because you love the Dodgers.
432
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,932
No, Malcolm.
433
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,336
I was excited to spend
some quality time with you.
434
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,338
Hell, I could've
watched the Dodger game
435
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,807
at home in my drawers.
436
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,246
And I spent the whole
time hiding from Kayla.
437
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,514
Mm.
438
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,083
I'm sorry, Pop.
439
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,419
Hey, you want to watch
tomorrow night's game together?
440
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,519
I'd love to.
441
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,854
All right. All right.
442
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,366
You're gonna have to
wear some pants, though.
443
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,757
Eh...
444
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,793
We'll see about that.
445
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,430
Ooh.
446
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,800
There are no Porta Potties
within a quarter-mile radius.
447
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,835
I got to pee in a bush.
448
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538
Oh.
449
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,040
Congratulations, Grover.
You are now a man.
450
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,177
Nice. Yeah, up top.
451
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,681
Can I get a squeeze of that
hand sanitizer? Yeah, mm-hmm.
452
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,858
Oh, traffic's starting to move.
453
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,351
Hey, Malcolm,
454
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,861
would you see if that
guy will let us in? Yeah.
455
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,324
Oh, my God, that's Kayla.
456
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,726
That's Kayla? Yeah.
457
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,761
Oh, don't worry, I got this.
458
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,095
Hey, Kayla!
459
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,533
I got your boy Malcolm here.
460
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,435
Malcolm?
461
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,870
Hey, Kayla.
462
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,405
Girl, we was just
talking about you.
463
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,406
It was, um...
464
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,874
It was a good game, huh?
465
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,209
Good game? Yeah.
466
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,143
Good game?
467
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,545
You've got a lot of nerve,
468
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,748
you arrogant, two-faced-ed,
lying-ass dirtbag.
469
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,250
How dare you ghost me?
470
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,093
Yeah, but, Kayla, come on...
You know what, Malcolm?
471
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,720
No, no. The less you say,
the sooner it'll be over.
472
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,356
You know what?
473
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,757
You can kiss my ass. Mm.
474
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,660
Besides, you weren't
all that anyway,
475
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,127
two-minute brother.
476
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,005
Wait a
minute, wait a minute.
477
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,865
That's my son you're
talking about!
478
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,000
Don't roll the window
up. Oh, hell no.
479
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,402
Roll it back down, back down.
480
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,713
I got my list down to two pages.
481
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,516
Oh, thanks. That
is reasonable.
482
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,650
Mama.
483
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,919
You just used a smaller font.
484
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,090
Well, I thought you were
tripping about the pages,
485
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,558
not the number of people.
486
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,763
You met the caterer. It's
gonna cost $120 a plate.
487
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,600
$120 a plate?
488
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,102
Let me see that list.
489
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,670
Uh-uh.
490
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,372
Okay.
491
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,841
Baby, you just crossed
off the whole church choir.
492
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,677
Babe, if they ain't
singing, they ain't eating.
493
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,047
Don't need him.
494
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,182
Carlos ain't even got
teeth. What he gonna do...?
495
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,820
Ooh, I'm gonna keep Janice.
496
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,756
I want her to see that our
kids are better than hers.
497
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,797
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498
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