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I can't see your face!
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What does it look like she's doing,
Loki?
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What, do you only want to blow me when
I'm asleep?
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What?
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Hey, hey.
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Happy anniversary.
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Thanks, Jack.
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Thanks for coming.
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You're welcome. So, uh, where's Mr.
Morose hiding?
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I don't know.
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Might try them over by the drinks.
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I hope we've made enough hors d
'oeuvres. The finger sandwiches are
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Ground control to meet your friend.
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You know those tapes that punk band Jack
and I had in high school?
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We were pretty good, right?
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Oh, God, here we go.
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When did I get so old?
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Look at Jack. He's still a kid.
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Still having fun.
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What happened to me?
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How'd I lose out?
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You did what you were good at and you
were successful.
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What more do you want?
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In fact, I'd like you better without the
mohawk.
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Happy anniversary.
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Thanks.
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How do you do it?
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Ain't no thing.
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Man. Listen, dude, you don't want to hit
that. You get everything you want.
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Besides, you got Mr.
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Vicarious over here to live out all your
sick fuck fantasies through.
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It's my job.
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What's her name?
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Nastasia. Now that's a name you can
whack, too.
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Is somebody going to fuck me from behind
tonight?
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I hope so.
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I like it that way.
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He's getting cock hard. Look at my tight
little wet asshole.
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Natasha, have you met Fred?
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This is his party.
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Hi, Fred.
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Oh, hi.
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Happy anniversary.
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Your wife tells me it's been seven
years?
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Yeah. Thanks, Lars.
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And I didn't get your name?
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Uh, Natasha.
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But my friends call me Nasty.
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I bet they do.
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Kids, you don't have to bother me. I'm
just... You too.
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Need me to hold it for you?
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Uh, no, I think I got it. Okay. Suit
yourself, man.
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Yeah.
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a ride to the airport, so you don't need
to take me.
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With who?
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Just a friend.
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When are you coming back?
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Saturday.
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Do you want me to pick you up?
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No, you don't have to worry about it.
I'll take a taxi.
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It'll be all right.
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At least Michael won't have to get to
the airport.
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Fred?
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What? Happy anniversary.
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What were you doing up there? Why were
you watching them?
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Because they reminded me of us.
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Way back when.
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You know, I'm wearing your favorite
panties.
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Wanna fuck?
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Wanna fuck?
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What's getting into you?
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That's what's getting into you.
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Up.
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You said I hate it when guys come to my
face. Plural. More than one.
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Please let's not do this tonight.
Please.
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Please. Can we just have a nice time?
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I want to know what the fuck you meant.
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Sir, I did not know you were here. I
hope I did not wake you.
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It's all right, Mona. It's all right.
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It's Imelda, sir.
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I was talking to the other maid.
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Other maid?
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Have you seen Mrs. Martin this morning?
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Listen, when you're done with the sink,
the bathroom upstairs is backed up.
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Tampons or some kind of shit backed up
in it.
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See if you can do something about it.
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You said that Holly only watched for
yourself.
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Yeah, but I mean, she's five feet away
from playing with herself. I mean, she
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might as well have fucked him.
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Yeah, but you said she didn't.
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Yeah, but she could have.
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So could you.
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So what? We're even?
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Is that important to you, being even?
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Isn't that the whole idea of marriage?
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Sounds like a sticky situation.
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What should I do?
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Did I cheat?
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I can't figure it out. I did think it
was my boyfriend, but it wasn't. And I
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knew it wasn't, but I still did it.
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My boyfriend and I went to dinner at my
cousin's on Saturday night.
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I was sitting right across from my
cousin Carl.
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Gabe, my boyfriend, was crammed up right
next to him.
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I think I was on my third or fourth
glass of wine.
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I could feel my boyfriend's cock getting
harder.
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But his expression stayed the same.
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Even when he took it out of his pants.
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I figured I'd torture him a little bit.
Make him blush.
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Gabe?
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go and get me a paper towel from the
kitchen, please?
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Sure. Would anyone else like anything?
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Fine.
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Oh, my God. I thought, there's nothing
wrong with his pants.
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I've been jacking off Carl by mistake
the whole time.
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I don't know why I did it.
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He just looks so helpless.
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Will you pass the break, please?
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Great potatoes.
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They are? Yes, they are.
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Who made them?
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Garlic potatoes.
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Kevin.
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Thank you.
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Hungry?
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Sorry. Really nice potatoes.
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Here, sweetie.
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I did think it was my boyfriend, but it
wasn't, and I
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knew that it wasn't, but I still did it.
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What should I do?
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I think there's only one thing you can
do.
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What?
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All right, Chesley, I'll see you next
Wednesday. Okay, bye.
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See you later, Jen.
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See you.
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There goes one fucked up kid.
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Who's next?
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Harry Donovan called and said he can't
make it.
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I mean... Your father?
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He just keeps getting worse.
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I haven't my place now.
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The doctors are no use.
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They keep on saying he's on a mend, but
he hasn't spoken in two weeks.
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These goddamn doctors keep on charging
me for these home visits, and I'm broke,
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and I can't sleep, and I... Listen,
listen, listen.
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Listen, um... Take the rest of the day
off. Go home.
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I can't. I'm broke.
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Don't worry about it. I'll pay you for
the full day. Just go home and take care
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of what you gotta take care of.
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Okay.
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Call me if you need anything.
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I'm an asshole.
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Completely self -absorbed asshole.
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So you get an inappropriate Woody.
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Big fucking deal, man.
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At least you can still get it up. If I
were you, I'd call a girl.
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I think Holly's cheating on me.
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Well, then what are you waiting for?
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I'm sorry.
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It's kind of rough.
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I don't know, man. I was kind of
thinking the same thing myself.
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Well, if you ain't going to hit that
stuff, Fred, come with me to this party
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Friday. It's going to be wild and it'll
be totally anonymous.
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What do you mean anonymous?
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It's a costume party, bro.
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Just pick the body and get it on with
it. No names, no numbers.
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Random acts of pussy, bro. Toll free.
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Yeah, but isn't that safe?
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Forget about it, all right?
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Have you ever lost someone important to
you?
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No, not yet.
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You're lucky.
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Would you like a fudgy wedgie?
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No, thanks. I'm okay.
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Would you stay the night?
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Pardon?
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Oh, forget it.
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You probably have to go home to your
wife, right?
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No, she's out of town. It's just... You
probably wouldn't want to anyway.
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I mean, this isn't exactly how you're
used to living.
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It's not that. I just... I don't think
it's a good idea.
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You and I have a professional
relationship.
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I guess I'll be going to bed now.
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Alone.
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You're still here?
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I, um... I need help with my bra.
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Do you think you could help me?
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You know, I really need you to stay with
me tonight.
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I'm just not sure it's such a good idea.
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No.
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You don't think I'm pretty?
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It's not that. I just... Is it the bed?
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Don't you leave me!
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Motherfucker!
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It's a shame, too. A good -looking guy
like you.
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Don't worry about it, honey. I see it
all the time.
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That's better. See what we got there.
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Don't talk.
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Uh -huh, I knew it.
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Married guy.
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Married guys never want you to talk.
They just want you to suck and fuck and
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move on your merry way.
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You know?
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I had a married guy earlier this
afternoon.
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He just wanted me to fuck the shit out
of his armpit.
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Picture that.
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He's a pretty good tipper, though.
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Yep. Bet this is the first time you ever
hired a prostitute, too, huh?
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Yeah, it looks like the snapper hasn't
poked a tad out of its shell in a coon's
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egg. I told you, don't talk.
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Just don't talk.
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Stop. Stop.
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Take it off.
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What? Take it off if it bothers you.
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The ring.
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Take it off if it bothers you.
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Why, so you can steal it?
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Oh, so that's how it is.
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You think that because you pay for me
that I'm just some whoring fucking
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You know, you're no better than me.
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At least I'm not out here alone with my
fucking hand on my cock in a fucking
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apartment complex like some sick -ass
pervert.
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I'm sorry if I... You know what? If you
took it up the ass as much as I do, you
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might get a little fucking sensitive,
too. You know, it ain't no big fucking
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thing. I'm sorry.
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Your balls must be bluer than shit.
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It's not good for a man your age.
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Gotta let them little sperm shits out to
swim.
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Otherwise they clog up.
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Fuck with your head.
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I don't want to cheat on my wife.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Stay on your left.
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This will be perfectly pinned.
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My friend.
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've
been a wonderful audience.
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Hey,
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you know what?
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I really can't let you drink any more in
here, bud.
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I can't.
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It's all right.
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It's all right. It's all right. He's
with me.
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All right. It's your responsibility.
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Make sure he gets home in one piece.
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All right. You're about on, Nipsey.
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Hey, do that bit about the lesbian
dinner party. I love that one.
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Okay. You flamed me, bro.
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Fucking stinks.
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So anyways, what's up, Fred?
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You know that saying about how it's
better to regret something you have done
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than something you haven't?
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Listen, man, don't think for a minute I
wouldn't trade what I have for what you
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have, because I would.
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What the hell do I have?
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What do you got?
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Someone to grow old with? Someone who
cares about you? That's pretty good,
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Now, you're arguing the sanctity of
marriage.
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You don't have to worry about somebody
to grow old with because you're not
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to grow old.
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We're two years before me, and I'm twice
as old as you.
260
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,440
With you, one's gone, open the window,
another one ready to come right in.
261
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,880
Hey, you told me that you couldn't live
with yourself if you cheated on Holly.
262
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Boo -fucking -hoo.
263
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So, you ready to get laid?
264
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Yeah, I'm ready to get laid.
265
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Serious? Oh, yeah. All right, come on.
Let's go.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for coming. We're breathing
267
00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:57,590
Yes, I'm a little bit tired. I flew in
on the red eye.
268
00:48:58,470 --> 00:48:59,470
What's that red eye?
269
00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:01,510
Who's the marketing genius that thought
of that?
270
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I mean, how's that supposed to get
anybody to fly?
271
00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:07,230
I mean, what do you do? Hey, let's take
this. It'll irritate our corneas.
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00:49:09,970 --> 00:49:10,970
Really,
273
00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:13,970
my wife, she likes to fly. I hate it.
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We flew to Hawaii.
275
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Nice. That's what I'm talking about. All
right, come on. Let's go get him. She
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wanted to join the Mile High Club.
277
00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:26,190
I mean, I didn't mind the initiation,
but... Have you seen the newsletter?
278
00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:30,070
I mean, really.
279
00:49:31,950 --> 00:49:35,070
My wife, she loves sex. She's always
trying to turn me on.
280
00:49:35,690 --> 00:49:38,130
Mood music, lingerie, candles.
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00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:42,070
Take two or three hours to get me to do
something that takes two or three
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00:49:42,070 --> 00:49:43,070
seconds.
283
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,090
He knows what I'm talking about.
284
00:49:46,510 --> 00:49:48,390
It's not that I don't want to satisfy my
wife.
285
00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:50,350
Men and women, they have different
needs.
286
00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:55,270
I mean, my wife, she needs multiple
orgasms. Me, all I need is the lingerie
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00:49:55,270 --> 00:49:56,950
section at Sunday Times in a wet rag.
288
00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:00,270
He knows what I'm talking about.
289
00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:03,830
Yeah, my wife only wants to blow me when
I'm a fleek.
290
00:50:04,410 --> 00:50:07,530
Hey, pal, I got two things to say to
you.
291
00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:09,810
One, what's wrong with that?
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00:50:11,850 --> 00:50:14,450
Two, is that what I think it is?
293
00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:15,950
Well...
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00:50:18,030 --> 00:50:18,828
What do you do?
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I'm a med student.
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00:50:21,350 --> 00:50:22,750
Really? You too?
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00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:23,649
Oh, yeah.
298
00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:25,710
That's good, because I think he needs
some medical attention.
299
00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:27,210
I think she hates me.
300
00:50:28,450 --> 00:50:29,450
Jack?
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00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,600
Get up. Come on.
302
00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:58,860
Get up.
303
00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:02,700
Oh yeah.
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00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:06,340
real life. You know, your personal life.
305
00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:09,280
You want to know about my personal life?
306
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,640
Yeah, you know all about mine.
307
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,700
What is it to tell, really? The other
night, my wife and I had an anniversary
308
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:18,580
party, and I found her in the bedroom
masturbating to people fucking.
309
00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:21,680
Later in the evening, when I came in her
face, she started bitching at me about
310
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,900
how she hates it when guys come in her
face. Guys is a plural.
311
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:27,240
I presumed she was having an affair, so
consequently, I went off and tried to
312
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,360
fuck my receptionist in her father's
deathbed. Somehow, I wound up in my car
313
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,140
jerking off. I almost got beaten
senseless by a prostitute.
314
00:59:33,450 --> 00:59:36,810
Ended up getting drunk, exposed my dick
in a public bar, watched my friend fuck
315
00:59:36,810 --> 00:59:40,550
a couple of med students, my practice
went to hell. Meanwhile, I'm walking
316
00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:42,990
around with so much semen backed up in
my testicles that it hurts when I walk.
317
00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:44,130
How the fuck are you?
318
00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:48,030
Well, uh, that sounds like a sticky
situation.
319
00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:51,690
So you're fucking your cousin. How's
that working for you?
320
00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:53,870
Actually, it's wonderful.
321
00:59:54,630 --> 00:59:57,190
And I have you to thank for it.
322
00:59:57,570 --> 00:59:59,890
Well, I always say you can't have too
much inbreeding.
323
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:08,220
Do you come here often?
324
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,040
It's my office, Sisley. I come here all
the time.
325
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:18,180
Can you come here often?
326
01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:22,860
To tell you the truth, I'm trying not to
come so much.
327
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,500
Oh, why not?
328
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:31,220
Because... Fuck it. Get your foot out of
my crotch. I don't even like feet.
329
01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:34,480
Do me a favor, Sisley.
330
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:37,680
Try not to breed.
331
01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:20,310
What should we have for dinner? The
goose or the duck, Miss Martin?
332
01:01:21,830 --> 01:01:22,830
Well,
333
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,790
maybe we should work up an appetite.
334
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,138
Like porn chicks.
335
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,140
No.
336
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,700
Sorry to disappoint you.
337
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,120
That's all right.
338
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,080
Nice outfit, though.
339
01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:23,060
Nice snacks.
340
01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:42,450
Do you have penis in your vagina?
341
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:34,500
I see you when I'm fixing the pipes.
342
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,160
Because she cheated on you first, man.
343
01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:25,700
Matter of fact, I'd call it a blessing.
344
01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,260
Just in time for tonight.
345
01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:29,740
What the hell's tonight?
346
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:33,760
Come on. A party. I told you about it.
My crazy friends up in Zuma.
347
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,400
Costume party.
348
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,720
Free for all.
349
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,060
Literally.
350
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,180
Was Cohen still here?
351
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,800
Nah. They had midterms to study for.
352
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,300
Who's that one?
353
01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:47,180
Just a friend.
354
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,440
Like I said, man.
355
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,860
One's gone.
356
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:55,080
Just open the window. Another one
waiting to come right in.
357
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,860
It's because I don't marry him, Fred.
358
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,340
Good job. What is it about Frank, Fred?
359
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,720
Whatever do you mean, dear boy?
360
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:17,900
I mean, guys?
361
01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:19,500
There's no girls? Just guys?
362
01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:22,180
Relax, Fred.
363
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:25,860
After all, you're the guest of honor.
364
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,500
Isn't he, boys?
365
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,760
Jack, now listen. I like girls. Just
girls.
366
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,260
Not guys. Just girls.
367
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,920
Well, at least be gentle.
368
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,720
Fucking mama's boy.
369
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,320
No one quits on me.
370
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:40,740
That's not my fault!
371
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,020
Over here.
372
01:26:05,070 --> 01:26:06,070
Yes, you do.
373
01:26:06,270 --> 01:26:07,270
Think.
374
01:26:10,790 --> 01:26:14,310
I just don't want to waste my life being
faithful to an unfaithful person.
375
01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:19,310
You just don't get it, do you?
376
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:43,920
There you are.
377
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,820
What happened to the front door?
378
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,540
I gotta talk to you. I got something to
tell you.
379
01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,520
Oh, my God. What happened to your head?
380
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,040
I fell.
381
01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,580
Oh, sweetie.
382
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,940
I go away for a couple days and look
what happens.
383
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:58,860
Can't leave you out of my sight, can I?
384
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:02,060
Listen, there's something I gotta tell
you. Oh, before I forget.
385
01:27:02,660 --> 01:27:03,660
Did you pay Imelda?
386
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,200
What the hell's Imelda?
387
01:27:06,580 --> 01:27:07,579
Imelda's our maid.
388
01:27:07,580 --> 01:27:09,760
She comes by every Friday to pick up her
check.
389
01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:11,560
You didn't get the note I left you?
390
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,000
Yesterday, Friday.
391
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,040
What time?
392
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,840
She comes by at 10 o 'clock, right
before you go to work.
393
01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:27,540
That was her.
394
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:29,840
Did you pay her?
395
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,280
I came home early from work. I saw
somebody. I thought it was you.
396
01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:38,500
Me? No, you silly freak. You know I've
been gone.
397
01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:40,840
So did you pay her? Did you get that
note?
398
01:27:44,220 --> 01:27:45,720
No, I couldn't get her attention.
399
01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:47,580
What is so funny?
400
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,820
Oh, great. I don't know if you're giddy
or going nuts on me.
401
01:27:56,060 --> 01:27:59,660
I guess... I guess you owe me one.
402
01:28:02,140 --> 01:28:03,140
What?
403
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,440
How's your other head?
404
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:23,140
What are you doing?
405
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:30,020
I just think after seven years of
putting up with me, you're entitled to
406
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,020
what you want.
407
01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:09,299
Thank you.
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