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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,059 --> 00:01:47,520 I can't see your face! 2 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,540 What does it look like she's doing, Loki? 3 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:47,000 What, do you only want to blow me when I'm asleep? 4 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,840 What? 5 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,220 Hey, hey. 6 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,760 Happy anniversary. 7 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,918 Thanks, Jack. 8 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,920 Thanks for coming. 9 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,920 You're welcome. So, uh, where's Mr. Morose hiding? 10 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,440 I don't know. 11 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,120 Might try them over by the drinks. 12 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:38,080 I hope we've made enough hors d 'oeuvres. The finger sandwiches are 13 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:42,370 Ground control to meet your friend. 14 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:46,610 You know those tapes that punk band Jack and I had in high school? 15 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,410 We were pretty good, right? 16 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,770 Oh, God, here we go. 17 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:52,170 When did I get so old? 18 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:53,910 Look at Jack. He's still a kid. 19 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,170 Still having fun. 20 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:56,930 What happened to me? 21 00:03:57,810 --> 00:03:58,810 How'd I lose out? 22 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:00,910 You did what you were good at and you were successful. 23 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:02,290 What more do you want? 24 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:05,490 In fact, I'd like you better without the mohawk. 25 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,380 Happy anniversary. 26 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:58,760 Thanks. 27 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,240 How do you do it? 28 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Ain't no thing. 29 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:08,140 Man. Listen, dude, you don't want to hit that. You get everything you want. 30 00:05:08,669 --> 00:05:09,669 Besides, you got Mr. 31 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:12,250 Vicarious over here to live out all your sick fuck fantasies through. 32 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:13,750 It's my job. 33 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,390 What's her name? 34 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:21,570 Nastasia. Now that's a name you can whack, too. 35 00:06:09,609 --> 00:06:12,310 Is somebody going to fuck me from behind tonight? 36 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:15,850 I hope so. 37 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:20,130 I like it that way. 38 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:27,680 He's getting cock hard. Look at my tight little wet asshole. 39 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,670 Natasha, have you met Fred? 40 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,110 This is his party. 41 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:47,710 Hi, Fred. 42 00:07:47,770 --> 00:07:48,770 Oh, hi. 43 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:49,850 Happy anniversary. 44 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:52,130 Your wife tells me it's been seven years? 45 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:53,950 Yeah. Thanks, Lars. 46 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,090 And I didn't get your name? 47 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:57,770 Uh, Natasha. 48 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,650 But my friends call me Nasty. 49 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,750 I bet they do. 50 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:05,310 Kids, you don't have to bother me. I'm just... You too. 51 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:06,650 Need me to hold it for you? 52 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:09,390 Uh, no, I think I got it. Okay. Suit yourself, man. 53 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:45,490 Yeah. 54 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,420 a ride to the airport, so you don't need to take me. 55 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,720 With who? 56 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,340 Just a friend. 57 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:21,820 When are you coming back? 58 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,800 Saturday. 59 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,300 Do you want me to pick you up? 60 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,880 No, you don't have to worry about it. I'll take a taxi. 61 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,340 It'll be all right. 62 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,840 At least Michael won't have to get to the airport. 63 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:40,980 Fred? 64 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,540 What? Happy anniversary. 65 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,720 What were you doing up there? Why were you watching them? 66 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,560 Because they reminded me of us. 67 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,900 Way back when. 68 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,060 You know, I'm wearing your favorite panties. 69 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,100 Wanna fuck? 70 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,100 Wanna fuck? 71 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,220 What's getting into you? 72 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,400 That's what's getting into you. 73 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,260 Up. 74 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:03,230 You said I hate it when guys come to my face. Plural. More than one. 75 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,110 Please let's not do this tonight. Please. 76 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,770 Please. Can we just have a nice time? 77 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,350 I want to know what the fuck you meant. 78 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,680 Sir, I did not know you were here. I hope I did not wake you. 79 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,400 It's all right, Mona. It's all right. 80 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,920 It's Imelda, sir. 81 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,640 I was talking to the other maid. 82 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,240 Other maid? 83 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,340 Have you seen Mrs. Martin this morning? 84 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,480 Listen, when you're done with the sink, the bathroom upstairs is backed up. 85 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,480 Tampons or some kind of shit backed up in it. 86 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,480 See if you can do something about it. 87 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:56,470 You said that Holly only watched for yourself. 88 00:21:56,770 --> 00:22:00,370 Yeah, but I mean, she's five feet away from playing with herself. I mean, she 89 00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:01,370 might as well have fucked him. 90 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:03,890 Yeah, but you said she didn't. 91 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:05,530 Yeah, but she could have. 92 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:06,650 So could you. 93 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,630 So what? We're even? 94 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:12,710 Is that important to you, being even? 95 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,110 Isn't that the whole idea of marriage? 96 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,730 Sounds like a sticky situation. 97 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:20,390 What should I do? 98 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,250 Did I cheat? 99 00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:31,230 I can't figure it out. I did think it was my boyfriend, but it wasn't. And I 100 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:34,750 knew it wasn't, but I still did it. 101 00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:41,890 My boyfriend and I went to dinner at my cousin's on Saturday night. 102 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,770 I was sitting right across from my cousin Carl. 103 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:49,230 Gabe, my boyfriend, was crammed up right next to him. 104 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,940 I think I was on my third or fourth glass of wine. 105 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,740 I could feel my boyfriend's cock getting harder. 106 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,160 But his expression stayed the same. 107 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,120 Even when he took it out of his pants. 108 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:50,400 I figured I'd torture him a little bit. Make him blush. 109 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,440 Gabe? 110 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,380 go and get me a paper towel from the kitchen, please? 111 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,340 Sure. Would anyone else like anything? 112 00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,900 Fine. 113 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:09,980 Oh, my God. I thought, there's nothing wrong with his pants. 114 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:15,120 I've been jacking off Carl by mistake the whole time. 115 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:20,120 I don't know why I did it. 116 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,760 He just looks so helpless. 117 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,740 Will you pass the break, please? 118 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:07,670 Great potatoes. 119 00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:09,830 They are? Yes, they are. 120 00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:11,650 Who made them? 121 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:12,970 Garlic potatoes. 122 00:25:13,190 --> 00:25:14,190 Kevin. 123 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:16,650 Thank you. 124 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,250 Hungry? 125 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,770 Sorry. Really nice potatoes. 126 00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:22,450 Here, sweetie. 127 00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:31,670 I did think it was my boyfriend, but it wasn't, and I 128 00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:34,470 knew that it wasn't, but I still did it. 129 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,430 What should I do? 130 00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:40,350 I think there's only one thing you can do. 131 00:26:41,210 --> 00:26:42,210 What? 132 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:46,750 All right, Chesley, I'll see you next Wednesday. Okay, bye. 133 00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:47,990 See you later, Jen. 134 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:49,150 See you. 135 00:26:49,870 --> 00:26:51,210 There goes one fucked up kid. 136 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:52,830 Who's next? 137 00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:57,130 Harry Donovan called and said he can't make it. 138 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:02,830 I mean... Your father? 139 00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:05,430 He just keeps getting worse. 140 00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:09,530 I haven't my place now. 141 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:12,530 The doctors are no use. 142 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:17,550 They keep on saying he's on a mend, but he hasn't spoken in two weeks. 143 00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:22,470 These goddamn doctors keep on charging me for these home visits, and I'm broke, 144 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:26,350 and I can't sleep, and I... Listen, listen, listen. 145 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:31,450 Listen, um... Take the rest of the day off. Go home. 146 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:35,110 I can't. I'm broke. 147 00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:39,170 Don't worry about it. I'll pay you for the full day. Just go home and take care 148 00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:40,170 of what you gotta take care of. 149 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:41,830 Okay. 150 00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:45,650 Call me if you need anything. 151 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,300 I'm an asshole. 152 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,060 Completely self -absorbed asshole. 153 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,500 So you get an inappropriate Woody. 154 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,120 Big fucking deal, man. 155 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,380 At least you can still get it up. If I were you, I'd call a girl. 156 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:13,020 I think Holly's cheating on me. 157 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:15,940 Well, then what are you waiting for? 158 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I'm sorry. 159 00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,100 It's kind of rough. 160 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,820 I don't know, man. I was kind of thinking the same thing myself. 161 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:32,020 Well, if you ain't going to hit that stuff, Fred, come with me to this party 162 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,220 Friday. It's going to be wild and it'll be totally anonymous. 163 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,100 What do you mean anonymous? 164 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:37,620 It's a costume party, bro. 165 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,640 Just pick the body and get it on with it. No names, no numbers. 166 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,800 Random acts of pussy, bro. Toll free. 167 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:45,660 Yeah, but isn't that safe? 168 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,700 Forget about it, all right? 169 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,840 Have you ever lost someone important to you? 170 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,900 No, not yet. 171 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,280 You're lucky. 172 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,260 Would you like a fudgy wedgie? 173 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,720 No, thanks. I'm okay. 174 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,460 Would you stay the night? 175 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,300 Pardon? 176 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:07,820 Oh, forget it. 177 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,260 You probably have to go home to your wife, right? 178 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:17,140 No, she's out of town. It's just... You probably wouldn't want to anyway. 179 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,520 I mean, this isn't exactly how you're used to living. 180 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,100 It's not that. I just... I don't think it's a good idea. 181 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,460 You and I have a professional relationship. 182 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:37,320 I guess I'll be going to bed now. 183 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,720 Alone. 184 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:12,060 You're still here? 185 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:19,440 I, um... I need help with my bra. 186 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,180 Do you think you could help me? 187 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,700 You know, I really need you to stay with me tonight. 188 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,920 I'm just not sure it's such a good idea. 189 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:19,030 No. 190 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:18,870 You don't think I'm pretty? 191 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:21,430 It's not that. I just... Is it the bed? 192 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,150 Don't you leave me! 193 00:37:32,770 --> 00:37:33,770 Motherfucker! 194 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:41,650 It's a shame, too. A good -looking guy like you. 195 00:37:44,570 --> 00:37:46,710 Don't worry about it, honey. I see it all the time. 196 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,440 That's better. See what we got there. 197 00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:20,980 Don't talk. 198 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,240 Uh -huh, I knew it. 199 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:24,700 Married guy. 200 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:29,820 Married guys never want you to talk. They just want you to suck and fuck and 201 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:30,860 move on your merry way. 202 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,100 You know? 203 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,900 I had a married guy earlier this afternoon. 204 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,980 He just wanted me to fuck the shit out of his armpit. 205 00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:38,740 Picture that. 206 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,920 He's a pretty good tipper, though. 207 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,480 Yep. Bet this is the first time you ever hired a prostitute, too, huh? 208 00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:48,910 Yeah, it looks like the snapper hasn't poked a tad out of its shell in a coon's 209 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,970 egg. I told you, don't talk. 210 00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:52,210 Just don't talk. 211 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:58,550 Stop. Stop. 212 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:00,550 Take it off. 213 00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:03,370 What? Take it off if it bothers you. 214 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:04,529 The ring. 215 00:39:04,530 --> 00:39:06,050 Take it off if it bothers you. 216 00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:07,330 Why, so you can steal it? 217 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,690 Oh, so that's how it is. 218 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:15,760 You think that because you pay for me that I'm just some whoring fucking 219 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:18,040 You know, you're no better than me. 220 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,160 At least I'm not out here alone with my fucking hand on my cock in a fucking 221 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,600 apartment complex like some sick -ass pervert. 222 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,180 I'm sorry if I... You know what? If you took it up the ass as much as I do, you 223 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:37,340 might get a little fucking sensitive, too. You know, it ain't no big fucking 224 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,480 thing. I'm sorry. 225 00:39:46,410 --> 00:39:47,790 Your balls must be bluer than shit. 226 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:50,830 It's not good for a man your age. 227 00:39:51,770 --> 00:39:54,410 Gotta let them little sperm shits out to swim. 228 00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:55,930 Otherwise they clog up. 229 00:39:58,410 --> 00:39:59,410 Fuck with your head. 230 00:40:01,210 --> 00:40:02,450 I don't want to cheat on my wife. 231 00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:05,730 What the fuck are you doing here? 232 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,250 Stay on your left. 233 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,560 This will be perfectly pinned. 234 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,240 My friend. 235 00:47:21,419 --> 00:47:23,520 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a wonderful audience. 236 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,340 Hey, 237 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,800 you know what? 238 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,380 I really can't let you drink any more in here, bud. 239 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,560 I can't. 240 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:38,820 It's all right. 241 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,400 It's all right. It's all right. He's with me. 242 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,220 All right. It's your responsibility. 243 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,420 Make sure he gets home in one piece. 244 00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:46,120 All right. You're about on, Nipsey. 245 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,300 Hey, do that bit about the lesbian dinner party. I love that one. 246 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,720 Okay. You flamed me, bro. 247 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,280 Fucking stinks. 248 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,400 So anyways, what's up, Fred? 249 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:59,660 You know that saying about how it's better to regret something you have done 250 00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:00,720 than something you haven't? 251 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:06,380 Listen, man, don't think for a minute I wouldn't trade what I have for what you 252 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:07,380 have, because I would. 253 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,700 What the hell do I have? 254 00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:10,180 What do you got? 255 00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:13,700 Someone to grow old with? Someone who cares about you? That's pretty good, 256 00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:16,660 Now, you're arguing the sanctity of marriage. 257 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,280 You don't have to worry about somebody to grow old with because you're not 258 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,280 to grow old. 259 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,160 We're two years before me, and I'm twice as old as you. 260 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,440 With you, one's gone, open the window, another one ready to come right in. 261 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,880 Hey, you told me that you couldn't live with yourself if you cheated on Holly. 262 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,200 Boo -fucking -hoo. 263 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,900 So, you ready to get laid? 264 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:41,960 Yeah, I'm ready to get laid. 265 00:48:42,340 --> 00:48:44,900 Serious? Oh, yeah. All right, come on. Let's go. 266 00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:51,630 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for coming. We're breathing 267 00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:57,590 Yes, I'm a little bit tired. I flew in on the red eye. 268 00:48:58,470 --> 00:48:59,470 What's that red eye? 269 00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:01,510 Who's the marketing genius that thought of that? 270 00:49:01,810 --> 00:49:03,730 I mean, how's that supposed to get anybody to fly? 271 00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:07,230 I mean, what do you do? Hey, let's take this. It'll irritate our corneas. 272 00:49:09,970 --> 00:49:10,970 Really, 273 00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:13,970 my wife, she likes to fly. I hate it. 274 00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:16,550 We flew to Hawaii. 275 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:20,590 Nice. That's what I'm talking about. All right, come on. Let's go get him. She 276 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:21,790 wanted to join the Mile High Club. 277 00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:26,190 I mean, I didn't mind the initiation, but... Have you seen the newsletter? 278 00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:30,070 I mean, really. 279 00:49:31,950 --> 00:49:35,070 My wife, she loves sex. She's always trying to turn me on. 280 00:49:35,690 --> 00:49:38,130 Mood music, lingerie, candles. 281 00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:42,070 Take two or three hours to get me to do something that takes two or three 282 00:49:42,070 --> 00:49:43,070 seconds. 283 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,090 He knows what I'm talking about. 284 00:49:46,510 --> 00:49:48,390 It's not that I don't want to satisfy my wife. 285 00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:50,350 Men and women, they have different needs. 286 00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:55,270 I mean, my wife, she needs multiple orgasms. Me, all I need is the lingerie 287 00:49:55,270 --> 00:49:56,950 section at Sunday Times in a wet rag. 288 00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:00,270 He knows what I'm talking about. 289 00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:03,830 Yeah, my wife only wants to blow me when I'm a fleek. 290 00:50:04,410 --> 00:50:07,530 Hey, pal, I got two things to say to you. 291 00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:09,810 One, what's wrong with that? 292 00:50:11,850 --> 00:50:14,450 Two, is that what I think it is? 293 00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:15,950 Well... 294 00:50:18,030 --> 00:50:18,828 What do you do? 295 00:50:18,830 --> 00:50:19,870 I'm a med student. 296 00:50:21,350 --> 00:50:22,750 Really? You too? 297 00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:23,649 Oh, yeah. 298 00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:25,710 That's good, because I think he needs some medical attention. 299 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:27,210 I think she hates me. 300 00:50:28,450 --> 00:50:29,450 Jack? 301 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,600 Get up. Come on. 302 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:58,860 Get up. 303 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:02,700 Oh yeah. 304 00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:06,340 real life. You know, your personal life. 305 00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:09,280 You want to know about my personal life? 306 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,640 Yeah, you know all about mine. 307 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,700 What is it to tell, really? The other night, my wife and I had an anniversary 308 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:18,580 party, and I found her in the bedroom masturbating to people fucking. 309 00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:21,680 Later in the evening, when I came in her face, she started bitching at me about 310 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,900 how she hates it when guys come in her face. Guys is a plural. 311 00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:27,240 I presumed she was having an affair, so consequently, I went off and tried to 312 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,360 fuck my receptionist in her father's deathbed. Somehow, I wound up in my car 313 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,140 jerking off. I almost got beaten senseless by a prostitute. 314 00:59:33,450 --> 00:59:36,810 Ended up getting drunk, exposed my dick in a public bar, watched my friend fuck 315 00:59:36,810 --> 00:59:40,550 a couple of med students, my practice went to hell. Meanwhile, I'm walking 316 00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:42,990 around with so much semen backed up in my testicles that it hurts when I walk. 317 00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:44,130 How the fuck are you? 318 00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:48,030 Well, uh, that sounds like a sticky situation. 319 00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:51,690 So you're fucking your cousin. How's that working for you? 320 00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:53,870 Actually, it's wonderful. 321 00:59:54,630 --> 00:59:57,190 And I have you to thank for it. 322 00:59:57,570 --> 00:59:59,890 Well, I always say you can't have too much inbreeding. 323 01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:08,220 Do you come here often? 324 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,040 It's my office, Sisley. I come here all the time. 325 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:18,180 Can you come here often? 326 01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:22,860 To tell you the truth, I'm trying not to come so much. 327 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,500 Oh, why not? 328 01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:31,220 Because... Fuck it. Get your foot out of my crotch. I don't even like feet. 329 01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:34,480 Do me a favor, Sisley. 330 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:37,680 Try not to breed. 331 01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:20,310 What should we have for dinner? The goose or the duck, Miss Martin? 332 01:01:21,830 --> 01:01:22,830 Well, 333 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,790 maybe we should work up an appetite. 334 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,138 Like porn chicks. 335 01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,140 No. 336 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,700 Sorry to disappoint you. 337 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,120 That's all right. 338 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,080 Nice outfit, though. 339 01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:23,060 Nice snacks. 340 01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:42,450 Do you have penis in your vagina? 341 01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:34,500 I see you when I'm fixing the pipes. 342 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,160 Because she cheated on you first, man. 343 01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:25,700 Matter of fact, I'd call it a blessing. 344 01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,260 Just in time for tonight. 345 01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:29,740 What the hell's tonight? 346 01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:33,760 Come on. A party. I told you about it. My crazy friends up in Zuma. 347 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,400 Costume party. 348 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,720 Free for all. 349 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,060 Literally. 350 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,180 Was Cohen still here? 351 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,800 Nah. They had midterms to study for. 352 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,300 Who's that one? 353 01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:47,180 Just a friend. 354 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,440 Like I said, man. 355 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,860 One's gone. 356 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:55,080 Just open the window. Another one waiting to come right in. 357 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,860 It's because I don't marry him, Fred. 358 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,340 Good job. What is it about Frank, Fred? 359 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,720 Whatever do you mean, dear boy? 360 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:17,900 I mean, guys? 361 01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:19,500 There's no girls? Just guys? 362 01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:22,180 Relax, Fred. 363 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:25,860 After all, you're the guest of honor. 364 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,500 Isn't he, boys? 365 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,760 Jack, now listen. I like girls. Just girls. 366 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,260 Not guys. Just girls. 367 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,920 Well, at least be gentle. 368 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,720 Fucking mama's boy. 369 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,320 No one quits on me. 370 01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:40,740 That's not my fault! 371 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,020 Over here. 372 01:26:05,070 --> 01:26:06,070 Yes, you do. 373 01:26:06,270 --> 01:26:07,270 Think. 374 01:26:10,790 --> 01:26:14,310 I just don't want to waste my life being faithful to an unfaithful person. 375 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:19,310 You just don't get it, do you? 376 01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:43,920 There you are. 377 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,820 What happened to the front door? 378 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,540 I gotta talk to you. I got something to tell you. 379 01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,520 Oh, my God. What happened to your head? 380 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,040 I fell. 381 01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,580 Oh, sweetie. 382 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,940 I go away for a couple days and look what happens. 383 01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:58,860 Can't leave you out of my sight, can I? 384 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:02,060 Listen, there's something I gotta tell you. Oh, before I forget. 385 01:27:02,660 --> 01:27:03,660 Did you pay Imelda? 386 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,200 What the hell's Imelda? 387 01:27:06,580 --> 01:27:07,579 Imelda's our maid. 388 01:27:07,580 --> 01:27:09,760 She comes by every Friday to pick up her check. 389 01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:11,560 You didn't get the note I left you? 390 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,000 Yesterday, Friday. 391 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,040 What time? 392 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,840 She comes by at 10 o 'clock, right before you go to work. 393 01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:27,540 That was her. 394 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:29,840 Did you pay her? 395 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,280 I came home early from work. I saw somebody. I thought it was you. 396 01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:38,500 Me? No, you silly freak. You know I've been gone. 397 01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:40,840 So did you pay her? Did you get that note? 398 01:27:44,220 --> 01:27:45,720 No, I couldn't get her attention. 399 01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:47,580 What is so funny? 400 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,820 Oh, great. I don't know if you're giddy or going nuts on me. 401 01:27:56,060 --> 01:27:59,660 I guess... I guess you owe me one. 402 01:28:02,140 --> 01:28:03,140 What? 403 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,440 How's your other head? 404 01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:23,140 What are you doing? 405 01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:30,020 I just think after seven years of putting up with me, you're entitled to 406 01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,020 what you want. 407 01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:09,299 Thank you. 28232

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