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Na-no, na-no.
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Well, I know he's a big star.
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That's why I want to
interview him for KTNS.
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Oh, I have to go through
his manager, Mr. Mora? I see.
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Could you have Mr. Mora's
secretary return my call
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Okay. Very good. Thank you.
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Boy, I wonder if
Woodward and Bernstein
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had this much trouble
trying to get to Nixon.
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How do you like these
new threads, Min?
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Aren't they incredible?
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Do you think it's more Sears...
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or GQ?
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Well, what are you
so dressed up for?
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It's picture day at the day
care center. How do I look?
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Oh, you look real nice.
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Don't forget to hold
in your stomach.
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What are you
dressed up for, Min?
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Oh, I've got a big interview
today. How do I look?
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Oh, real nice, but don't
forget to hold in your thighs.
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Who are you going
to interviewing today?
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Oh, Mork, I'm so excited.
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Dewey Fishbeck,
our feature writer,
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is out with the mumps,
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and Mr. Sternhagen, my
boss, wants me to interview...
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You'll never guess who.
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Let me try. Um...
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Rula Lenska.
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No.
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Menachem Begin.
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No. Oh...
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Give up?
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N... Yeah, I don't know
who it is. Who is it?
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Who, who, who, Min? Who, who?
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Robin Williams.
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Who?
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Robin Williams.
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Oh.
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What's so funny about that?
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Does he really
call himself Robin?
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Well, yeah.
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You know what
Robin means on Ork?
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No.
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Oh, that's disgusting.
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Don't look at me. I didn't
give him that smutty name.
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His parents must have had a
sense of humor though, Min.
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I can't believe you've
never heard of him.
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He's a comedian. He...
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He's a star of TV,
movies, and, uh, nightclubs.
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In fact, he's in town doing
a big solar energy benefit.
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Well, I still don't know
what the big deal is, Min.
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Why do you want to talk to him?
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Well, Mork, a lot of people
on Earth are interested
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to hear what stars have to say.
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I'm waiting for his
manager to call me back
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to set up an
appointment, right now.
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You know, you look
a little bit like him.
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Me-o?
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Yeah, you-o.
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I'm gonna get his
album and show you.
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You won't believe this.
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Yeah, you look a lot like him.
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Come on, this guy's gonna drown
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if he goes out in the rain.
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Oh, come on, Min.
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Scoff, scoff.
April frinkles day.
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Come on, Mork. You
look exactly like him.
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Oh, no. Come on now,
Min, look at that, there.
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Look at that.
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I mean, it looks like he
does his hair with a Cuisinart.
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Man, he's got a
road map for eyes.
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You could pack a
family in that nose, Min.
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I mean, look at that mouth.
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They had to air
brush his entire face.
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Are you kidding?
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Min, listen, I'm...
I'm bright and cheery.
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This guy's got big problems.
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Where is the interview
with Robin Williams?
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Well, I've been having
a little trouble with that.
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He won't return any of my calls.
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I mean, how do you reach
someone who's inaccessible?
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Inaccessible?
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Last night, Mr. Williams
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dropped in to the Comedy Cabaret
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and performed for nothing.
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How was I supposed to know?
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Even I knew about it.
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I heard it from Armando.
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Who's Armando?
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The fellow fumigating my office.
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He got to see one of
Robin Williams' shows?
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No. Mr. Williams mentioned it
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to Armando today over lunch.
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Robin introduced
himself to everyone
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at DaVinci's restaurant.
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He was at Remo and
Jeannie's restaurant?
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Oh, friends of yours?
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Not anymore.
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Okay, I'll get that
interview somehow.
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You can count on me.
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Good. The owner of the station
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is putting pressure on me,
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and you know how
I handle pressure.
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Hey, Mindy, done with this?
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No.
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Oops.
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Jeannie, I'm mad at you.
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At me? Why? What did I do?
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You know I've been trying
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to interview Robin Williams.
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He was here yesterday,
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and you didn't even call me.
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Oh, no. Oh, Mindy,
I am really sor...
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It was crazy in here.
It was... Oh, I am sorry.
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Would you forgive me?
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Oh, all right.
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Hi, scouts. What's going on?
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The place is so crowded
I had to park in the back.
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Yeah, me too.
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Robin Williams came in
here for lunch yesterday.
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Everybody's waiting
for him to come back.
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How tacky.
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Mindy, what are you doing here?
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Tackily waiting for
him to come back.
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Jeannie, come on, we
have a lot of customers.
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I know. This is a new
experience for me.
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Mindy McConnell,
I'm ashamed of you...
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Hanging around here
like some kind of groupie.
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Now, that hurts, Nelson.
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No, I'm supposed to
interview Robin for the station.
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It seems like everybody in
town has met him except me.
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Well, I'm sure
you're exaggerating.
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Hey, guys, you
seen these polaroids
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I have of me and Robin Williams?
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That's us. Huh?
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There's Robin and Jeannie.
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There's Robin and Armando...
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You know, the bug guy?
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Good picture.
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The bug man gets to
meet Robin Williams.
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I should have taken
fumigation in college.
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Excuse me, I have to go.
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I'm getting a headache.
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Boy, is she upset.
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Yeah. Look at this one.
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A picture of Robin
autographing the chopped liver
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with his finger.
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I'm having this
one perma-plaqued.
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Good penmanship.
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Look, he made a
happy face in the O.
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Excuse me.
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For the owner of the car
with New Mexico license plate,
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will you please claim your car
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at the bottom of the hill.
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You forgot to set
your hand brake.
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Look, everyone, it's Robin!
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My name is Mork.
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Watch your language.
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So, that's Robin Williams, huh?
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You know, you're
going to think I'm crazy,
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but he looks a little like Mork.
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You're right. I
think you're crazy.
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Oh, look, they caught him.
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No big deal. With
the money he makes,
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he can afford new clothes.
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They really shouldn't toss
him up in the air like that.
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Whoa.
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Well, tell Mr. Williams
that Barbara Walters called,
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and when he calls back,
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he should ask for
my secretary Mindy.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Come on in, Mr. Sternhagen.
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Thank you.
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Where'd she go?
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Mr. Sternhagen, did
you just come from lunch?
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Y-yes.
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And I know... I
know you can't tell,
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but I had, uh,
two or three, uh...
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Little... Little drinks.
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A-And do you... Do
you know why... Why?
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Why?
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I knew I was in trouble
when Mrs. Ovitz,
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the woman who owns the st...
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Owns the station,
uh, plied me with...
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with drink... at lunch time.
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She said if we don't
get the interview, I'm...
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out.
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And if I'm out...
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♪ Guess who's going with me? ♪
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Me.
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Nope.
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You.
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Mr. Sternhagen, I
have tried everything.
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I tried lying. That's good.
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And I tried bribery.
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Oh, that's real good.
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I even tried to buy
tickets to his concert,
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so I could sneak
backstage to meet him
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but they're sold out.
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Well, you're in a pred...
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You're...
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You're in a pred...
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You're up a creek, kiddo.
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Th-the same thing
happened to me, uh,
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in New York when I...
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When I was big in the network.
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The president said I... I
had to deliver someone,
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or I was ou...
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I was out.
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Well, what did you do?
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Does this look like
New York to you?
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Well... I got...
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I-I-I got to get go...
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I-I better go...
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Oh.
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I'm... I'm going to leave now.
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Oh...
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Um, Mr. Sternhagen...
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Yes?
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Did you drive?
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Oh, yes, that's my little beauty
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parked out there in your hedge.
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Well, I don't think
you should drive.
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I think you should
take a little nap.
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I... I can do that
while I'm driving.
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No. Why don't you come with me?
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I think you should
go right in there.
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Well, wi... Will you please
fix me some cookies and...
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And warm bourbon?
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Don't panic.
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I'm not panicking.
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Well, you have no
reason to panic, Min!
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They're not after you.
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Who's after you, and why?
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The entire town, Min,
they know I'm an alien!
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They chased me.
They tore my clothes.
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They pursued me
with fountain pens.
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Just because I'm different
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doesn't make me a
bad guy, does it Min?
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I say my prayers, I
pet my vegetables,
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I put my pants on
like everybody else...
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head first.
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Mork, how could they
find out you're an alien?
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Uh... I don't
know, I don't know,
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but they called me filthy names.
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Did they call you Robin?
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That's disgusting.
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Mork, they think
you're Robin Williams.
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Who?
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Robin Williams.
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The guy who looks like you.
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Oh, you mean that
bozo on the album?
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, Min, I don't
look anything like him.
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They know I'm an
alien. They're on to me.
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And if they catch me, they're
gonna tar and feather me
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and put me on That's Incredible!
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Mork, it's okay.
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I'm telling you, they think
you're Robin Williams.
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Min, assuming you're right...
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Which I think you're off base...
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00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:34,296
You're, in left field
going, "Where am I?"
262
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,065
Would they tear Robin
Williams' clothes off?
263
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,566
Yes.
264
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,001
But you told me they liked him.
265
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,169
Well, they do.
266
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,553
That's why they
want his clothes.
267
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,211
If they didn't like him,
boy, he'd be in real trouble.
268
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,478
He'd be jacked up on four blocks
269
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,281
with nothing left
but his kneecaps.
270
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,516
Well, it's not quite
like that either.
271
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,185
Listen, why don't you
come with me tonight.
272
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,854
And you'll see how
much you look like him.
273
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,255
I've got to go down
to the auditorium
274
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,256
and try and interview him.
275
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,557
It's my last shot.
276
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,025
What are you going to do, Min?
277
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,062
Oh, hang around the
stage door till he shows up.
278
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,563
Like some groupie?
279
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,398
Exactly.
280
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,933
I'll go with you as
your escort, but...
281
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,035
I've got to get a disguise.
I tell you, they're on to me.
282
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,026
They know I'm an alien.
283
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,215
Mork, I wish you'd take off
284
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,416
the silly-looking glasses.
285
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,651
It's a perfect disguise, Min.
286
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,519
Everyone thinks I'm from L.A.
287
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,421
Watch this,
288
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,123
Excuse me, sir, I
just want you to know
289
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,347
that no aliens from
outer space in this area.
290
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,161
Mork. Min.
291
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,896
Your disguise is starting
292
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,297
to attract attention.
293
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,498
You'd be much less conspicuous
294
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,666
if you'd take off the nose,
295
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,334
pull down your hat,
and turn up your collar.
296
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,568
Trust me. Min.
297
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,271
Trust me. But, Min.
298
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,405
Do you trust me?
299
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,029
Oh, Min, uh...
300
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,032
All right.
301
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,814
For you.
302
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,581
Look, it's him, Robin Williams
303
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,765
No, no.
304
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,722
Okay, stop it! Step
back! Break it up!
305
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,357
Right this way,
Mr. Williams. Thank you.
306
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,293
Wait. I'm with him.
307
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,294
Is she with you, sir?
308
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,461
Oh. Trust me, Min.
309
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,963
I've never seen this
woman in my life.
310
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,097
What?
311
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,265
Just kidding, officer.
312
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,701
It's actually my brother.
313
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,736
He... He likes to
dress up a little bit.
314
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,004
Come along, Roland.
315
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,877
Here's your dressing
room, Mr. Williams.
316
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,745
If there's anything I can
do for you, let me know.
317
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,614
Yeah, a new pair of retinas
would be very nice, please.
318
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,078
Hard to believe
you get paid for that.
319
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,890
Wow. Do you believe it, Mork?
320
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,892
We're in Robin
William" dressing room.
321
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,062
Yeah. And we're
about to meet him.
322
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,897
I don't know what the
big deal is all about, Min.
323
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,465
Are you kidding, Mork?
324
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,867
People stand in line for hours
325
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,435
just to glimpse a star,
let alone meet one,
326
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,005
and we're about
to meet a big star.
327
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,307
Oh, poor little star-struck Min.
328
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,076
Now, calm that perky
little heart of yours.
329
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,178
Don't you understand
that a star's just a big ball
330
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,846
of glowing hot gas.
331
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,114
He's just an ordinary human
332
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,049
who's been hyped by
an advertising campaign.
333
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,874
Personally, I'd rather be
at home, flossing my ears.
334
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,052
Hello.
335
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,733
You know, you look a lot like...
336
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,391
No, he's a woman now.
337
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,309
Excuse me, Mr. Williams, uh,
338
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,212
but I have a big, big
favor of... To ask of you.
339
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,247
I know you don't know me
and I don't want to impose,
340
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,716
but I'm supposed to get an
interview with you for KTNS,
341
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,518
and if I don't, I'll be fired.
342
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,253
Yeah. This has been
a bad year for her.
343
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,788
She bet on Carter,
Roberto Duran,
344
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,778
and she bought
Chrysler stock, too.
345
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,461
Well, I got a minute,
346
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,462
my manager's not here,
347
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,031
and sure, why not?
348
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,966
Oh, thank you.
349
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,034
I can't believe it.
350
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,135
Oh, thank you.
351
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,137
You're doing me
such a big favor.
352
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,771
Oh, I don't believe it.
353
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,573
Oh, um, this is my friend Mork.
354
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,808
Oh, hello. Na-no.
355
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,109
And I'm Mindy McConnell.
356
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,610
You're not from the
Enquirer, are you?
357
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,013
Pardon me? Oh, a little joke.
358
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,382
Oh. Ha. No.
359
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,019
Um, boy, you sure are a
hard man to get in touch with.
360
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,887
You have tighter
security than the pope.
361
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,856
She couldn't get past
your manager's secretary's
362
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,292
secretary's, secretary's
answering machine.
363
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,628
Mork, would you please...
364
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,130
Sorry, Min.
365
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,632
Um, I-I know you've
probably been asked
366
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,834
this question a lot,
367
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,438
but, uh, what's it
like to be a celebrity?
368
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,940
Well, not bad, really.
369
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,675
It's nice when you
can get into restaurants,
370
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,977
those really chichi places
371
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,279
where they wouldn't let
you wash the floors before.
372
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,014
I have a question right now.
373
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,349
A little fashion byline.
374
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,450
Why do you wear baggy pants?
375
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,251
I don't want a
visible panty line.
376
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,120
There's your headline,
right there, Min.
377
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,943
"Robin Williams... Kinky."
378
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,493
Why do you wear them?
379
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,328
Oh, that's where I keep my bees.
380
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,100
Shh.
381
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,257
Do you Mind?
382
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,937
Back off, back off, yeah.
383
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,139
Mr. Williams,
384
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,074
I don't know how
you keep up the pace.
385
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,477
I-I-I mean, you arrive
from Hawaii, fly all night,
386
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,978
and then go straight
to the university
387
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,380
and lecture for three hours.
388
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,514
Oh, that was a fluke.
389
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,416
You see, the pilot
of my flight I was on
390
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,351
has a daughter who attends
Drama class here and...
391
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,353
He asked if I'd talk to her
class to return his favor.
392
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,787
And what was the favor?
393
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,771
He said if I'd lecture,
he'd pull out of the dive.
394
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,494
Interesting concept, Min...
395
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,495
Blackmailed by gravity.
396
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,063
Write that down. That's news.
397
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,831
But then after the lecture,
398
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,333
you performed until 3:00 a.m.
399
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,567
at the Comedy Cabaret,
400
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,037
and now you're doing
two shows tonight.
401
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,371
Well, two reasons:
402
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,739
see I'm a performing addict,
403
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,074
I can't get enough
of it and also,
404
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,342
the owner of the Comedy Cabaret
405
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,911
is a friend of a cousin,
of a friend of a so on...
406
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,379
Well, I couldn't say no.
407
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,814
Gee, that's a great
angle for my story.
408
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,052
"Robin Williams, the
comedian who can't say no."
409
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,354
Excuse me. My dinner flew away.
410
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,856
Do you mind if I have
some of your star munchies?
411
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,346
Sure. Why not?
412
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,531
I was hoping you'd
go for the trail mix.
413
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,021
I can't believe this man is
actually grazing in front of me.
414
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:17,106
Well, back to you.
I'm sorry to avoid you.
415
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,609
I... I don't know
why I can't say no. I...
416
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,278
I guess I want
people to like me.
417
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,247
I hate myself for that. But...
418
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,782
I used to be able to say no.
419
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,084
What do you mean?
420
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,219
Well, before all this
craziness started, I...
421
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,920
My friends used
to call up and go,
422
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,156
"Robin, come over. We're
all going outside it's really...
423
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,891
"there's some gnarly
waves, we can hang out."
424
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,026
And I'd have to go, "No. My
mama said I have to stay inside
425
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,383
"and read Nietzsche tonight."
426
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,031
Later on, I guess I
felt really afraid to...
427
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,534
To say no to them
because they'd all say, like,
428
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:49,138
"Oh, Robin Williams,
Mr. Smarty-pants big shot.
429
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,706
"Oh, you forgot
your old friends.
430
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,142
You can't lend me
$10,000 for a new car.
431
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,406
You won't do the
save-the-shrimp benefit."
432
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,215
This is none of
my business, but...
433
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,250
It seems like if they're
really your friends,
434
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,385
they'd understand.
435
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,043
But it seems to me you
can't say no to a total stranger.
436
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780
You're right.
437
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,060
It also looks like
you're probably
438
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,230
taken advantage of a lot.
439
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,564
You know, if you
learned to say no,
440
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,628
you'd have a lot
more time to yourself.
441
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,559
Yeah. Well, maybe
that's the last thing I want.
442
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,298
Come in.
443
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,378
Five Minutes, Mr. Williams.
444
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,402
Thank you.
445
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,320
You didn't get
much of an interview.
446
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,755
I hope you're not disappointed.
447
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,157
Disappointed? Are you kidding?
448
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,526
You're breaking
her perky little heart.
449
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,461
Listen, if it means
that much to you,
450
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,729
tell you what I'm
gonna do for you.
451
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,265
I'll put off my flight.
452
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,767
Tomorrow morning when
my manager's asleep,
453
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,035
I'll sneak down
to the TV station
454
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,437
and do an on-camera
interview with you.
455
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,374
You'd do an on-camera
interview with me?
456
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,808
Oh, I can't believe it.
457
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,443
I mean, I was just
supposed to write this up
458
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,111
and let the anchorman read it.
459
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,437
Oh, that's so nice.
I can't believe it.
460
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,453
Oh, wait a Minute.
No, I... I can't do that.
461
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,954
Oh, yeah, that's a
bad time for me, too.
462
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,291
How about next July?
463
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,293
No, Mork.
464
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,895
We were just talking
about how you can't say no.
465
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,731
And I'm not going to be another
person to take advantage of you.
466
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,099
Oh, don't worry about that.
467
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,635
I'll learn to say no
some other time.
468
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,504
Come watch the
show from the wings.
469
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,538
Oh.
470
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,840
Excuse me, one
thing before you go.
471
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,209
Today I was chased
by a mob of people
472
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,543
who wanted to
tear my clothes off.
473
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,545
Is it because they
say I look like you.
474
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,047
Well, there's kind
of a resemblance.
475
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,717
You just went through
Celebrity 1A. How'd it feel?
476
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,185
Oh, it was frightening.
477
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,653
I mean, why do you
want to take a job
478
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,788
where they tear your clothes
off and throw you in the air?
479
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,258
Well, actually, I became
a performer by accident.
480
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,292
My dad used to have this job
481
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,594
where he had to
move around a lot.
482
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,429
Sometimes he'd leave
the forwarding address.
483
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,365
Oh. Oh, he didn't do that.
484
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,667
No, you're right. I was kidding.
485
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,036
Actually, he packed me
in the crate with the dishes.
486
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,275
What a guy, Min.
487
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,677
Anyway, I was always being
the new kid in the neighborhood,
488
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,546
and well, since I was suffering
489
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,715
from a case of
terminal shy, I...
490
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,416
I couldn't make
friends that easily.
491
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,951
I spent a lot of time
in my room and I...
492
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,486
I created my own little world
493
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,754
full of these little characters
494
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,357
that had strange,
unusual qualities.
495
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,692
After a while, I realized that
people found these characters
496
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,960
kind of funny and outrageous.
497
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,730
Then I got I realized my
that characters could say
498
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,931
and do things I was
afraid to do myself.
499
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,801
And after a little
while, here I am.
500
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,785
Ladies and gentlemen...
Mr. Robin Williams.
501
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,306
We're on.
502
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,308
Take care. Wish me luck.
503
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,309
Bonne chance.
504
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,544
Adieu.
505
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,110
Ooh, listen to that applause.
506
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,051
Something like that might make
torn clothes worthwhile, Min.
507
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,877
Let's go.
508
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,104
Mork calling Orson.
509
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,139
Come in, Orson.
510
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,041
Mork calling Orson.
511
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,076
Come in, Orson.
512
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,100
Oh. Ha. Na-no.
513
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,079
Mork calling Orson.
514
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,648
Come in, you cineraminist.
515
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,517
Just get on with
your report, Mork.
516
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,984
Oh, yes, sir. This week, sir,
517
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,953
I learned what it's like
to be famous on Earth.
518
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:25,954
That's good.
519
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,055
Well, sometimes it is,
520
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,190
and sometimes it isn't.
521
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,793
You see, most earthlings
try to be recognized
522
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,529
for what they do, but
when they become stars, sir,
523
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,564
they realize they're
recognized wherever they go.
524
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,566
You mean they
lose their privacy?
525
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,968
Well, sir, sometimes they
can even lose their clothes.
526
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,003
See, being a star,
sir, is a 24-hour job.
527
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,105
And you can't leave
your face at the office.
528
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,941
Isn't fame its own reward?
529
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,943
Well, yes, sir, it is but
when you're a celebrity,
530
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,745
everybody wants
a piece of you, sir.
531
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,046
Unless you can say no,
532
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,748
there'll be no pieces
left for yourself.
533
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,483
I thought all stars were rich,
534
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,719
live in mansions,
and drive big eggs.
535
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,787
I know, sir, that's the
common misconception.
536
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,457
But you see, to get that,
you pay a very heavy price.
537
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,859
You have responsibilities,
anxieties, and...
538
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,861
Well, to be honest,
some of them can't take it.
539
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,896
I'm not buying it,
Mork. Why, sir?
540
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,098
It sounds to me like
they have it made.
541
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,234
Well, most of them do, sir,
542
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,403
but some are victims
of their own fame,
543
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,038
very special and
talented people...
544
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,375
people like Elvis Presley,
545
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,798
Marilyn Monroe...
546
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,780
Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix...
547
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,582
Lenny Bruce...
548
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,316
Freddie Prinze...
549
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,007
and John Lennon.
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