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Na-no, na-no.

Okay, kids,

something new for today.
It's called "record hour."

Stuff record hour.

I'd rather have lunch hour.

Come on, now, Stephanie,
you just had lunch,

and somewhere, a small
country's going hungry.

What's record hour, Mork?

Oh, well, record hour's a...

Well, Mindy gave
us a record player

so we can play those records

I've been wanting to
play for a long time.

Wonderful stories. Today we
have a little fairy tale documentary

called War of the Worlds.

It's told to us by the biggest
Mother Goose of them all,

Orson Welles.

There we go. Watch
this. Here we go.

Spin.

Manual.

There we are. There we go.

We bought it from
Nixon's secretary.

Hold on.

Well, there seems to be,

as the Egyptians say,
"tut-tut, a problem."

Well...

I killed it.

I've committed stereocide!

Stereocide, stereocide, no!

I'm gonna go to
Dolby hell for this.

I guess record
hour just bit the dust.

Oh, no, it didn't! No, no, no!

The show must go on,
José, because if not,

we'll lose our grant from
the Chrysler Foundation.

Come on, wait. We'll start over
from the beginning, all right?

Here we go.

♪ Da da da ♪

Once upon a time,

a group of people
decided to leave their home

and heads towards...

Heads towards...
Heads towards...

Heads towards... Head
towards Earth. Thank you.

See, that's the way the record
does it at Mindy's house too.

It's a little touch
of realism here.

Mork, could you finish the story

while we're still kids?

Thank you, Lola. No pressure.

Now, basically, the
story ends like this.

All these aliens
landed in Hollywood,

they were put on hold and
they died a horrible death.

Well, that's all for
today. Time for playtime.

Mrs. Fowler's waiting
for you out in the yard.

Remember, don't tie her
up like you did yesterday.

Someone tied a
real good hitch knot.

Have a good time.
Be careful. Be careful.

That's okay, Mork. We
know you meant well.

Thanks for the pity, Jonathan.

I blew it in front of
all the munchkins.

What am I gonna tell Mindy
about her record player?

All right, everybody with
a working record player

take one step forward.
Not so fast, McConnell!

Hi. Whoa, what makes you think

there's something wrong
with your record player?

What? Hm?

All right, all right!
All right, I'll tell you.

Well, your record player
has se habla appliance, finito.

Oh, no, not again.

I just got this thing
fixed last week.

Well, obviously, the
repairman did a crummy job.

I thought everyone on Earth
took pride in what they did, Min.

Well, most do, Mork.

Let's just hope this
repairman is one of them.

That's strange, Min.

Throughout the universe,
all work is guaranteed.

I have a warranty from
the lab I was made in.

For what?

Well, ankle blowouts,

rusted skin, coughing up frogs.

Wait a minute. They
guarantee Orkans?

Yeah.

I was the only Orkan
ever to be recalled.

What? Wait a minute.

Don't tell me you
coughed up a frog?

Oh, no, no.

No, I was jogging at
the speed of sound,

I turned a corner real fast,
and my rear end fell off.

But... But they fixed it,
Min. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Hello, Strand's Repair Shop?
This is Mindy McConnell.

Yes, the same one that
called you this morning.

I thought I'd try to
convince you one more time.

But I already paid for it once.

Tough what?

Now, listen, you...

Wait a minute. Don't
put me on hold! I...

They put me on hold.

Come in!

I mean, come in.

Hi, Mindy.

Did we catch you at a bad time?

I hate it when they
put you on hold.

And they're playing
"Put On a Happy Face."

Oh, I'll just call
them back later.

My, my, it isn't often

we see the dark side
of Mindy Poppins.

We're gonna take a little
drive up into the snow,

and we thought
maybe you and Mork

wanted to come along
and help build snowwomen.

Anatomically correct
until the sun comes out.

Oh, thanks, you guys,
but Mork's not here,

and I'm too ticked
off to go anywhere.

Wait, we're family,
and we think as one.

Let me guess
what's troubling you.

Crime in the streets?

Yes. But not this time.

I'm mad because I took my stereo
down to have it fixed last week,

and this week, it doesn't
work again for the same reason,

and I can't get the repairman
to stand behind his work and...

And fix it again.

You know, I have a
system that works for me

when something breaks down.

Maybe it'll work for you.

What's that?

I throw it away
and buy a new one.

Glenda, you'd throw away
a perfectly good stereo?

Well, I'd take the
records off first.

Isn't that a little
bit wasteful?

No, not really. I do
it to relieve stress.

You see, I just don't
throw things away,

I give them a
sound thrashing first.

Glenda, you're so, esoteric.

That's what I like about you.

And that's what
I like about you.

That you like that about me.

You know, Glenda,

I feel the stirrings of
something special between us,

don't you? No.

Maybe if I got her drunk.

Oh, Min, Min, kiss those
repair blues goodbye.

Ha-ha, boy! Boy, we're
gonna sue that sucker real bad.

We're gonna habeas his corpus,
or my name isn't F. Lee Mork.

What's the little jellybean
chattering about now?

Oh, not chattering at all.

After I read these law
books I got from the library.

Look at this, Min:
Disney v. Duck.

When did you get a library card?

Card?

You can't take books out
of the library without a card.

Oh.

No wonder that old lady
hurdled over the desk

and chased me down the street.

She would have caught me
too, if her cane hadn't snapped.

Nice try, guy, but
you're wasting your time.

Lawsuits drag on for years.

Why does justice take so long?

Because lawyers
are paid by the hour.

Well, I just can't let
him get away with this.

I'm going down there,

and I'm gonna make
him fix this thing.

And if he won't do it, at
least I'll have the satisfaction

of giving him a good
piece of my mind.

I should go in case you give
him too much of your mind.

You might need someone
to show you the way home.

Mindy, you should come
on that drive with us.

A couple of hours in the snow,

and you'll see how
unimportant turntables are

in the grand scheme of life.

It puts everything
into perspective.

The crisp, chilly, frosty air.

It's a winter wonderland.

Well, thanks, you
guys. It sounds great,

but I really have
to take care of this.

Oh, Min, while we're out
in that winter wonderland,

maybe we could do
some favors for people,

like chip the frozen
birds off their trees

and fling them south.

Oh, boy, Mork, I hope
I can hold my temper.

Oh, that's all right, Min.

Here, you hold the record
player, I'll hold your temper.

Just put it on the table
over there, please.

That's him. That's Mr. Strand.

Oh, he seems like a
nice man. Watch this.

Hello. What the
hell do you want?

Min, not my lucky day.

Mr. Strand, I'd
like you to fix this.

Wasn't this thing
in here last week?

As a matter of fact, it was,
and it still doesn't work.

So?

So I think you should fix it.

Sure. I'd be happy
to fix it for you.

You would?

Yep. For my basic
service charge.

What? He said his basic se...

I heard what he said,
Mork, but that's not fair.

I brought this
thing in last week,

you didn't fix it right,

and I think you should
fix it again for free.

Look, lady, this worked fine
when it left the shop, here.

You want that fixed free?

You got to go to
the manufacturer.

Okay, where's that?

Taiwan.

Thank you. When do they close?

Listen, mister, for
your information,

I happen to work for KTNS-TV,

and I think a lot
of people out there

would be real interested to
hear how you do business.

Oh, that's terrific.

While you're at it, tell
them about this mixer, here.

It's been here for a month.
Belongs to Ralph Nader.

Now, get out of my shop!

Mork, if I wasn't a
lady, I'd drop him.

That's all right, Min.
I'm no lady. Watch this.

All right, sir. You think
you're so tough? Come on.

I dare you to knock this off
my shoulder. Come on, now.

Hey, hey! You're
talking to a guy

that doesn't know the
meaning of the word "quit."

Whoa! "Quit."
Verb, intransitive.

Means to cease or
desist a plan of action.

That's it, go on. Out,
out. Get out of here.

All right, we're going.

But you haven't heard the
last from me, Mr. Strand.

And you haven't seen
the last of her, Mr. Strand.

All right, get the
heck out of here!

Couldn't we talk this
over a couple sissy drinks?

I'm warning you.

What are you, Jack the whipper?

Come on, you want
to mix it up with me?

Oh, yeah? Yeah? Yeah.

Well, I'm not afraid
of you! Oh, no?

Yeah, but my feet are.
Two to one. They win.

Don't fail me now!

Min, Mork is one
consumer who's had enough.

Listen, I've written
all the way to the top.

"Dear Pope John Paul,"

"Gloria, Gloria,
G-L-O-R-I-A, Gloria.

Morkus Orkus."

Whoa, talk about
your fast service.

That's His Eminence now.

Shh! Shh! Min, get some Urim.

Quick, get some Urim.

♪ Ave Mari... ♪

Oh, it's you.

I thought it was the guy
with the little red shoes.

Don't try to figure it out.

Yeah, well, I was on my
way home from rehearsal,

and I thought I'd drop by

and take a look at
your record player.

Thanks, Dad, but it... It's
a complicated machine.

Well, honey, I used
to fix all your toys.

Remember when I put that
front wheel back on your tricycle?

It worked fine.

Yeah. Until the night I
rode down Feldman's hill.

But you said the
sparks were pretty.

Whoa, I... I didn't know you
were an appliance doctor.

Dad.

Well, it... It always
works on my TV.

Hey, here's that screwdriver
you asked to borrow.

Be careful with it.

My parents gave it
to me for graduation.

Tells you a lot about
the folks, doesn't it?

That's a real sweet gift, Bick.

Yeah, it's a family trait.

I hope this screwdriver
doesn't work.

It's nice to have a break

from that sound-effects
record Mork keeps playing.

It's not easy to get a
woman in the mood

with the sound of
stampeding elephants

coming from the next apartment.

No, no, no, that's
ferrets in love.

I'll wait for the video disc.

Honey, don't worry.
We'll get it fixed.

I'll have this
manual figured out

in two or three weeks.

You know, I had a
typewriter fixed once,

but when I started
writing my greeting cards,

it still wouldn't
type the letter "L."

Can you imagine?
"Good uck on your trip."

Nighty night.

Oh, hello, Fred.
It's always fun.

Honey, why don't we just
save ourselves the aggravation

and I'll pay for
the repair myself?

Oh, Dad.

I mean, thanks anyway, but
it's the principle here that counts.

I mean, millions of people

are taken advantage
of like this every year.

No, there's gotta be
some way of getting justice.

Justice? Wheels turning.

♪ Something's
happening Something big ♪

Mork has a better idea, Min.

Mork, what's going on
in that fertile Orkan mind?

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

It's just that justice
moves in strange ways.

See you later.

Yeah, and I thought
he'd never adjust.

I don't want to see that
Cuisinart in here again.

Ah.

Music to my ears.

One, two, three, four...

Wha...? Wha...? What?

That'll teach me
to fix my own lights.

Oh, hey! Wha...?

Augustus J. Strand!

Who are you?

What are you?

I am Tommy Kilowatt,

ghost of appliances past.

And you...

Oh, wait. Time out.

And you are being put on
trial by the Supremes court...

♪ No, no You can't hurry law ♪

for a mistreatment of appliances

and their poor owners.

A trial? No, no...

Uh, we're closed up for the...

I'm getting out of here. No.

Closed? Do you think
justice punches a time clock?

Do you think truth works 9 to 5?

Does Geraldo Rivera
ever stop talking?

I say, "nay!"

Let the trial begin.

Presiding over
tonight's circuit court,

the Honorable Judge
Oliver T. Wendell tube.

All those present
shall speak through me.

Court shall now come to
order. Bailiff, seat the defendant.

Thank you, bailiff.

Prosecutor, call
your first witness.

Thank you, Your Honor.

It's a privilege to be in
this court here this evening.

I'd like to call
my first witness,

Mr. Ozzie T. Riser,

or as his friends call
him, "yo, blender."

Mr. Blender, do you
promise to tell the whole truth

and nothing but the
truth, so help your circuits?

Thank you.

And now, Mr. Blender,
you're under oath.

How many times have
you been in this repair shop?

He's lying!

I object, Your Honor.

Since when does the
defendant speak blender?

Four times. Four times
for a simple loose plug?

Wow, that's shocking.

Now, I would like to
call my next defendant.

Model DX-3000, please
roll forward if you may.

Would you please tell the court

what was life like
with this man here?

Sorry about that, Your
Honor. It's a foreign import.

I'll have to translate.

Hold it right there,
please. Hold it, now...

Oh, yeah.

This man would sell
his mother to his father.

Oh, no!

I've done nothing
wrong, I tell you! Nothing!

Oh, yes? Yes!

Au contraire, mon skinflint.

We have more evidence
here to hang you high.

Look, lady, it worked fine

when it left the shop.
You want it fixed free,

you take it back to
the manufacturer.

How did you...? How did you
get that? How did you do that?

Oh, the magic of wonderment.

Some trick!

No trick. Voodoo. Grigri.

Grigri?

We have another witness here

to testify against you.

Mr. Harry P. Drier.

Whoa!

Harry, will you
please tell the court

what this man has done to you?

What can I say? He's an animal!

He's abused me. If I
had a foot, I'd stamp it.

Your Honor, I never
laid a hand on him.

Why am I pleading to a TV?

Members of the jury,

do you believe this man?

It's a frame-up! I'm innocent!

I tell you it's a frame-up!

I'm innocent!
Innocent! Innocent!

Quiet in the court! All
in the courtroom now!

I said quiet!

Clerk, strike that noise
from the record, please.

Well, when do I get a
chance to speak for myself?

Oh, of course. I... I'm
your defense lawyer too.

You? Yes, I'm AC/DC

Hey, don't worry about nothing.

Don't you worry about
a thing, there, hey.

We'll get you out before you
can say "John Dean," don't worry.

Oh, it's weird, it's weird. All
these things talking to you.

Don't let it bother you.

I'd like to call a
surprise witness. Boo!

Don't worry about that.

Surprise witness for you,
don't worry about that.

Hey, hey, how are you?

I have been in Mr. Strand's shop

for over 40 years.

So much for your defense, man.

I was gonna fix it tomorrow.

I was, I was.

Jury, have you
reached a verdict?

No!

I'm innocent!

I'm innocent! I... I'll change!

I give you my word!

Verdict is guilty!

Have mercy, I tell you!

And your word has been
broken so many times,

it's beyond repair.

Court is adjourned.

Order in the court,
order in the court...

Wha...?

Huh?

Couldn't have been real.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah. I must have been dreaming.

No way, sucker!

How are we feeling today?

Let's see. Let's take a look.

Thirty-three and a third.

Not too bad. Cough. Cough.

Morning.

Oh, morning, Min.

Feign nonchalance.

Min, I think today's
a wonderful day

to take the record
player back to the shop.

No, Mork, I think
today's a wonderful day

to go to work and make
money to buy a new one.

Oh, Min, I think things
would be a lot different

if you'd take it back today.

I don't know why.
There's this kind of,

♪ Strange feeling
Passing through me ♪

Mork, you didn't happen to
go to the repair shop last night,

did you? Could be.

And you didn't happen to
talk to Mr. Strand, did you?

Could be, part two.

Why am I worried to hear
about could be, part three?

Hi. Miss McConnell?

I, uh... I just came
by to apologize to you.

I'm taking care

of all my dissatisfied
customers personally.

Uh, let's see, now. You had
the, uh, record player, right?

Uh, right. Yeah, well, I'll...

I'll have this back to you,
uh, early Monday morning.

It'll be all fixed,
free of charge.

Well... Well, that's
great, Mr. Strand,

but why the sudden
change of heart?

Uh, well, let's
just say that I...

I had a, uh,
nightmare last night.

It, uh... Anyway,
it made me realize

that I should take a lot
more pride in my work.

Oh, this has got
a little scratch.

You know, you ought
to treat your appliances

with a lot more respect.

They have feelings
too, you know.

Come on. Come on,
little fella. Here we go.

See you.

Bye.

Mork, he's like a
completely different man.

What on earth could
have gotten into him?

Oh, nothing on earth, Min.

Wait a minute.

When you went
to the repair shop,

you didn't happen to:

anything, did you?

Wrong hand, Min.

You really shouldn't go around
zapping things all the time.

But this time, you did good.

I did good? That's the
second time this week.

Oh, what was the first time?

Remember how you were
talking about your job and you said

anyone who's famous in TV has
her name known all over town?

Well, Min, you are
gonna be up there in lights.

I mean, known. A success.

I am? Mm-hm.

Oh, see, I went all over Boulder

and wrote your name in
every phone booth in town.

"For a perky time, call Mindy."

That's for you.

Hello?

Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.

Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.

Mork calling Orson. Come
in, your boob-tubeness.

Is that you, Mork?

Oh, yes, sir. Talk about your
bad connections here. Whoo!

Beebs, have you been
chewing on the lines again?

Lorne Greene said
kibble, not cable.

Mork, pull yourself together.

Yes, sir.

Ah, good to have you back.
Sorry, sir, I lost my head.

Have you been tinkering
with your knobs again?

Oh, no way, sir. I just had
my 3000-report checkup.

I must be suffering, sir,
from that universal disease

called "shoddy workmanship."

And one of the main symptoms

is feeling like you've
just been ripped off.

What causes this disease?

Well, sir, apathy, lack of
pride in one's work, greed.

What happened to responsibility?

Well, sir, it's in the shop.
It'll be ready Tuesday.

You see, sir, I've learned that
most Earthlings consider a job

just a way of making money.

Isn't there a saying on
Earth, "money talks"?

Yes, sir, but nothing speaks
as eloquently as a job well done,

or Brooke Shields' jeans saying,

"Give me air!"

Until next week, sir, na-no...

Na...

Na-no.