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Na-no, na-no!
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Thanks for driving
me to work, Mind.
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Oh hello, Mork.
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Mindy. Hi.
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I'm glad you're
here early, Mork.
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I have bad news.
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Mr. Paul Simpson...
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The man we lease
this daycare center from
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also owns the roller-disco place
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across the street.
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Our lease is up at
the end of the month,
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and Mr. Simpson
isn't going to renew it.
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He's going to tear
down the daycare center
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and make it a parking
lot for the skating rink.
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Oh, no. He can't do that.
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What'll happen to the munchkins?
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They can't play
hopscotch in the fast lane.
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God only knows.
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Mr. Simpson called,
and he's going to
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come over here this
morning and explain things.
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If he appears, I'll
be back in a second.
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But...
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Oh, Mork.
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We've gotta put
our heads together.
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Those little kids are gonna
be thrown out in the street.
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I'll Give Mr. Simpson
a piece of my mind
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or at least a hunk of my
frontal lobe, there Mind.
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I mean, eviction of munchkins?
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Well, that's... That's rude.
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I mean, we can't
be mean to kids.
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Wha... This isn't a Joan
Crawford daycare centre.
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It's... Ooh... Ooh...
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If it's the Paul Simpson,
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he's really a powerful man.
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I mean, he owns half of Boulder.
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Well, we'll just have to
tell Mr. The Paul Simpson
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that's he's dealing
with Mork the defender.
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Ooh. He's making
my jaws tight, Mind.
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If I ever see him, I'm
gonna give him what for.
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Then again, what
five. Excuse me.
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Give him what six.
What six-and-a-half.
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I'm Paul Simpson.
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Oh, what for.
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Oh, please!
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Don't throw the
little Yodas out,
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Massa Simpson!
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Please, don't you understand?
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I mean, you can't tear
down the orphanage.
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Then Little Orphan
Annie and Oliver Twist
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will be thrown out in the
cold, picked up by Fagan,
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and forced to lie,
cheat, and steal.
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Then he'll take
them to Hollywood
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and work in B movies.
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Mork... lighten up.
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Ooh. And it's not an orphanage.
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It's a daycare center.
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Who ever heard of Little
Daycare Center Annie?
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Excuse me,
Mr. Simpson, um, but if...
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If you tear down
the day-care center,
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what'll the kids do when
their parents go to work?
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Oh, I don't wanna see
this place torn down.
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But I'm not doing it. My son is.
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You mean you don't
own the roller disco?
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Well, technically I do.
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But I bought the place
and gave it to my son.
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Can't you tell him not
to tear this place down?
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Oh, I have to let
him do it his way.
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He's always
been... irresponsible.
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A troublemaker.
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The only thing he
can do well is skate.
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So I bought that rink
and gave it to him,
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hoping it would...
straighten him up.
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It seems to be working,
so I'm not going to interfere.
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Um...
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I can understand your
concern for your son,
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but what about
all those little kids?
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Well, I'm going to wait
here for Mrs. Fallow.
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Why don't you go down
and talk to my son, Wheels?
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Wheels? Is... Is
that a family name?
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His real name is Carol.
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Some reason he prefers
to be called Wheels.
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Oh, that guy is really good.
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Maybe.
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Haven't been skating
in such a long time.
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I hope I don't fall
down and hurt myself.
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Mindy, Mindy, Mindy.
What's the big deal here?
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We're not flying to the moon.
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Just talking a little skating.
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A little gravity,
a little friction.
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Oh, yeah? Well, it's
not that easy, Mork.
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Have you ever done it?
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Mindy, how hard can it be?
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I mean, you've got four
wheels on each foot.
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Ever seen an 8-wheeler tip over?
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A Peterbilt go pfft? No way.
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Come on home, Mama.
Take anything you need.
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Ah, see.
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Ta-da. No big deal.
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Oh, no big deal. You're
walking on the carpet.
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Oh, Mindy. I mean, we
Orkans are born balancers.
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I mean, we can waltz on water.
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We can tap-dance
on tapioca. See this?
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Watch out there.
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We can also polka
on the head of a pin.
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You know, we... We... We...
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Mork, you all right?
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Mind?
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Can you please help me up?
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Oh, Mork, you shouldn't
balance on your nose.
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I just don't understand how
those 8-wheelers stay upright.
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Oh... Good, here comes Wheels.
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Why don't we catch
him while he's alone?
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It's all right, Mindy.
I'm okay. I'm all right.
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Y-You go on. I-I just have a
little cramp in my shoelace.
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I'll be okay. I'm
a superior being.
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Okay.
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Come back, Mind.
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Oh... Mind... Mind... Mi...
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Ah!
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My name is Mindy McConnell,
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and I have a friend
who'd like to talk to you.
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Where is your friend?
He can talk to me
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while I'm scraping up the gum.
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He's over here...
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or somewhere.
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Where could he be?
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Would you get to the
point? Wheels is busy.
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Here, you gotta sign there.
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All right, but I'm not
gonna sign it "Carol."
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I'm signing it, "Wheels."
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I shouldn't be
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the one that talks
to you about this
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because, uh, Mork is the
one who has the bone to pick.
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Mork, come here.
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Uh, you must be Wheels.
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And you must be toes.
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Har-har. Oh, you kid.
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Oh, actually, I'm Mork
from the daycare center.
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You go to daycare center?
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Shoot, I was in
jail at your age.
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He works there.
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Uh, I suppose you
know the reasons
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why you shouldn't tear it down.
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Nope. Nope.
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There's a negative echo
in here, is there, Mindy?
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What... What about the children?
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Oh, well, we'll try to
get most of 'em out
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before we flatten the place.
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Wait a minute here,
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what kind of a
human being are you?
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What kind of a...
Why... What kind... Why?
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You big turkey! He doesn't even
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know how to skate!
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Now look, chicky-poo,
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if you don't like the
way I do business,
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you can get your perky,
little pigtails out of here.
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Whoa!
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Mind. Mind.
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Mind. Uh-oh. Oh-oh.
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Whoa!
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A-Are you sure I
can't change your mind
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about that daycare center?
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You've got as
much chance of that
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as you do of out skating me.
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W-Whoa...
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Whoa...
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Mork, I'm gonna fall.
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I accept the bet.
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What bet?
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Will you let go of me?!
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Oh. Now, what bet?
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Oh! Ah!
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Mind. Mind.
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Well, you said...
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that if I beat you in skating,
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you'd change your mind.
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Well, I accept your challenge.
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Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm.
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I didn't say that.
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Oh, are we discoing to a
different beat now, Mr. Thing?
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Yeah?
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Hm?
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You hear that, everybody?
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Wheels the professional
says that he doesn't wanna
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race Mork, the beginner. Huh?
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Whoa.
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Mind, he's quaking
in his skates right now,
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isn't he?
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Hey, Wheels.
They're laughin' at you.
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Don't be silly. I'm
not afraid of him.
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Okay, I'll race him.
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Ha!
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You hear that, everybody?!
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He accepted my challenge, Mind.
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Well, you can't beat him.
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Oh, shh. Mind.
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Now, I am a
superior alien being.
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Remember that.
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Remember that.
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Okay, then let's
get this straight.
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If Mork wins then the
daycare center stays.
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And if you win, it
becomes a parking lot.
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Hey, what difference is it
gonna make anyway, huh?
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How many laps
around the rink, clown?
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Clown?
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No home-rink advantage for you.
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Mm-mm. No way.
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Here comes the
superior part, Mind.
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Watch this.
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This is the only
rink in Boulder.
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Where ya suppose to skate?
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We're gonna skate...
in the Rockies.
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Shh.
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The Rocky Mountains?
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That's the superior part?
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We're gonna start
up at Eagle Point...
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skate down, through
Boulder Mountain Park...
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end up at the mall.
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That's 10 miles and steep.
And there might be snow.
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Ooh, a little
bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk, hm?
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Are we writing a little
check with our mouth,
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that our feet can't
cash maybe? Hm?
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You don't know.
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Are you in, big guy, or not?
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I guess I'm in.
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Saturday. High noon.
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Be there or be square.
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Mind, he bought the
oldest trick in the book.
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It's in the solar-system
guide book.
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Yeah?
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What this one:
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You're a rink skater. But
up there on the mountain,
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where there's no strobe
light, no disco beat
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and no spandex...
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we're equal.
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Well, I gotta admire a guy
that can put one over on me.
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Wheels, why don't
you let the smart guy
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read your belt buckle?
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Sure, I enjoy a
little light reading.
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"Colorado State Rink,
Street Cross-Country...
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Skate Champion."
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Pretty.
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You know, Mindy,
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Mork simply doesn't have
a chance to win that race.
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Oh, I agree.
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He got up before
dawn to start training.
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That was six hours ago.
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Mm. He seems to have
a will, but there's no way.
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I think I hear Rocky now.
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Oh...
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are you all right? Ow! Ah!
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Oh. Ah...
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Oh, Mork, what's wrong?
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Oh. Mind...
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y-you see this finger?
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Yeah.
258
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,765
That's the only part of
my body that doesn't hurt.
259
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,934
And that's because I
think it's a clean break.
260
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,670
Let me help you.
261
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,179
Oh... Hello, Fred.
262
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,447
Mork, you look terrible.
263
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,818
Oh, I was all right, Fred,
until I skinned my eyes.
264
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,443
Ahh...!
265
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,126
You'll never guess
who I ran into, Mindy.
266
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,360
Who?
267
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,164
Well, you beat me. But no fair.
268
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:04,500
You took a shortcut
through the rose hedge.
269
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,170
Oh, uh, Dad, this is
Glenda Faye Comstock.
270
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,871
We went to high school together.
271
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,372
Yes, yes.
272
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,208
I've always liked
you, Mr. McConnell.
273
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,799
How... Yes.
274
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,181
Uh, where'd you run
into Glenda Faye?
275
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,816
Well... He ran into me here,
276
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,884
then here, and a little later,
277
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,320
right down here.
278
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,622
Mindy, do you mind if
I use your bathroom?
279
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,224
I'd like to powder my bruises.
280
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,291
Oh, sure.
281
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,016
Excuse me.
282
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,131
Well, I really
admire your spirit.
283
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,266
Six hours of training.
284
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,701
Where did you go?
285
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,737
Well, Mind, you
wouldn't believe this,
286
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,106
but I went all the
way around the block.
287
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,041
How many times?
288
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,243
Times?
289
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,180
Mork, you can't learn to skate
like a professional in a week.
290
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,215
Oh, Fred, I've gotta.
291
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,449
I've gotta do it for the kids.
292
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,885
And... besides, I can't lose.
293
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,186
Mm-mm. No way.
294
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,520
Why can't you lose?
295
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,522
Well, because this is
the land of the home.
296
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:01,891
Free of the brave.
297
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,193
'Cause the good guys
always win, and that's me.
298
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,595
Uh, who says the
good guys always win?
299
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,464
Oh, Fred. Movies, television.
300
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,967
I mean, look at that. I
mean, it's the American way.
301
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,835
I mean, when's the last
time you saw Genghis Khan
302
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,036
ride off into the sunset?
303
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,072
All right, you little Mongols,
304
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,775
head your little ponies up.
305
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,811
Or when's the last time
you saw Peter Lorre
306
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,545
ride off into the sunset?
307
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:27,049
Happy trails To you ♪
308
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,052
♪ Until We meet again ♪
309
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,121
You're very pretty.
310
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,390
You see, it's determination.
311
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,225
Determination. It's a little...
312
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,060
The little skater who
thought he could.
313
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,596
Ah-ah, I think I
can. I think I can.
314
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,799
Can. Yes, I can,
can. Yes I ca...
315
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,900
Ah...
316
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,102
See? Determination, Fred.
317
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,870
And that's what
I've got lots of.
318
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,760
My middle name is "Mr. D."
319
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,077
Good afternoon,
fellow Boulderites.
320
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,079
I'll be receiving reports
321
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,781
throughout the
course of the race
322
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,384
by spotters using
walkie-talkies.
323
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,788
And I see by the old
watch on the wrist...
324
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,425
that the race is about to start.
325
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,895
Yes, our two
daredevils should be
326
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,597
getting ready to start
the race right about now,
327
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,834
up at the top of Eagles Peak.
328
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,203
Now, you know your route.
- Right.
329
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,205
You go down Oak
Street, you turn onto Pearl,
330
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,739
and then you go
right into Boulder mall.
331
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,908
Boulder mall. Well, too
bad they don't make those
332
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,945
in loafers, huh, Mind?
333
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,546
Look at that helmet.
334
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,315
He looks like Amelia Earhart.
335
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,217
Hey, he's nothing.
336
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,219
Watch out for the
potholes. Potholes, yeah.
337
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,987
And the ice. It's
slippery. Yeah, yeah tha...
338
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,011
Ah!
339
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,724
Like that. Oh, like that.
340
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,525
And keep your vest buttoned.
341
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,394
You don't want to
catch a cold. Oh. Oh.
342
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,129
Thanks, Mother Mind.
343
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,197
Hello, Wheels.
344
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,788
Hello, sleazy second.
Say hi to the warden.
345
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,669
I got everything
we need in the van.
346
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,471
And I put them tires
where you told me to.
347
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,907
Good. I know I
can beat this turkey,
348
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,541
but I don't wanna
take any chances.
349
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,133
Come on. Let's go.
350
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,516
Okay, boys. Let's
get this over with.
351
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,851
Oh, good luck, Mork.
352
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,286
You can do it, I hope.
353
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,554
Sure I can, Mind.
I've trained for a week.
354
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,556
On your mark... Oh.
355
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,226
Get set...
356
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,560
Oh. I forgot to
wish him good luck.
357
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,864
May the best...
Excuse me, I think...
358
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,865
go. Well...
359
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,233
Think you better shoot again.
360
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,135
He's a little far away. I
don't think he heard it.
361
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,569
What kinda start was that?
362
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,105
A nice, clean start.
363
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,773
Mm, get going! Oh.
364
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,774
Mork, go! Oh, oh, oh.
365
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,276
Go! Come on! Go!
366
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,676
I'm going, Mind.
I'm going. Hurry!
367
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,727
I can do it.
368
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,596
'Cause the good guys always win.
369
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,099
Now, all it takes is a
little total concentration.
370
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,435
Now, I can't let
anything distract me.
371
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,670
Orson calling Mork.
Come in, Mork.
372
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,006
Not now, Orson. I'm busy!
373
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,990
Gotta get an unlisted head.
374
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,173
I wonder who left those
tires in the middle of...
375
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,841
Oh, no! Someone could...
376
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,486
Where did you come from?
377
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,988
Oh, little spot
called death's door.
378
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,990
I'd like to talk about
the start of that race.
379
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,158
You see, where I come from,
380
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,659
it's usually ready,
set, bang, skate,
381
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,194
not ready, set, skate, bang.
382
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,397
I know it's a very
subtle difference, but...
383
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,398
Where'd you come from?
384
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,633
How did you get
beside those tires?
385
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,897
What tires?
386
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,104
What tires ar... Hmm.
387
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,074
I'm rapidly mounting
suspicions here.
388
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,731
I know there's something
wrong, but I can't pinpoint it.
389
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,657
Look who caught
up to Mr. Champion.
390
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,614
I'm glad. It makes this easier.
391
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,163
Ah, ah. Ahh.
392
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,730
Ooh, hope I land
on something sof...
393
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,567
Ah!
394
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,357
I heard pine was a soft wood.
395
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,004
Oh,
396
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,206
Mork!
397
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,041
Here, let me help
you. Take my arm.
398
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,744
It's painful. I know.
399
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,535
Get a grip. Thank you.
400
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,417
Are you okay? Oh...
401
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,286
Mind, I thought the
good guys always win.
402
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,720
Not when the bad guys cheat.
403
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,122
Yeah, but I don't
wanna cheat, Mind.
404
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,323
I don't wanna do anything rash.
405
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,559
Well, be rash. How are
you gonna catch him?
406
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,827
Well, it's a drastic
measure, but I could always
407
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,030
induce translinear
phaser molecular motion.
408
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,999
Could you translate that
into earthling, please?
409
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,834
Well, basically it's
a time warp, Mind.
410
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,269
But I can't do it for very long,
411
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,438
and I don't know if I have
enough time to catch him anyway.
412
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,907
Mork, at this point you
gotta try anything you can.
413
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,709
Look who's telling me to cheat.
414
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,077
I'm not telling you to cheat.
415
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,745
He's the one that's cheating.
416
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,880
And anyway, you're
doing it for the kids.
417
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,584
Yeah, the little munchkins.
You're right, Mind.
418
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,952
I'll see you at the finish line,
if I don't burn up on re-entry.
419
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,987
Oh... Big kiss.
420
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,855
All right.
421
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,956
Good luck.
422
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,725
Thank you, I... Well,
I can't catch him
423
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,527
on the road. Have
to take a shortcut.
424
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,595
Au revoir.
425
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,929
Wait a minute,
you're gonna skate
426
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,397
down there, through the grass?
427
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,633
He's skating through the grass.
428
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,424
Ladies and gentlemen,
429
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,926
I just got word from
one of our spotters
430
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,995
that Wheels Simpson is in town
431
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,697
and headed toward
the finish line.
432
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:52,690
Mork is... nowhere in sight.
433
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,381
Well, it looks like
Wheels is an easy winner,
434
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,882
ladies and gentlemen.
435
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,384
Wheels is coming down the...
436
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,686
Wait a minute,
ladies and gentlemen.
437
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,289
Our spotter says
that Mork is in town,
438
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,479
and skating towards the mall.
439
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,482
Why are you slowing down?
440
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,199
Use your time warp.
441
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,533
I'm all warped out, Mind.
442
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,902
I don't get it. The
bad guys are winning.
443
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,071
The good guys are
here, sucking air.
444
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,673
Oh, you can do it.
What about all that talk
445
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,973
about determination and drive?
446
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,742
You're right, Mind. I
can't let a little thing
447
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,244
like physical
exhaustion stop me.
448
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,845
Right. Go. I got drive.
449
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,180
You wanna see drive? Yeah!
450
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,015
Next stop: the
winner's circle. Good.
451
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,617
Here I go, Mind.
452
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,151
Here I go! Mork.
453
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,987
Oh, I know. I know.
454
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,845
Oh, they're neck and
neck, ladies and gentlemen.
455
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,347
What a race. Wait a minute.
456
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,549
What's that guy doing?
457
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,606
Let him by, you yutz-o!
458
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,727
Holy smoke, did you see that?!
459
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,094
Mork! Mork!
460
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,865
You can do it, Mork.
461
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,033
Yeah, you're right.
462
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,902
This one's for you, munchkin.
463
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,438
All right. Is your
last name Gipper?
464
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,395
Are you all right?!
465
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,979
Okay, he's all right,
ladies and gentlemen.
466
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,238
Mork, Mork! Mind! Mind!
467
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,441
Mind. Oh, oh. I
can't believe it.
468
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,476
- You won. You won!
- Oh, oh.
469
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,977
The kids are so excited.
470
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,479
Oh, shucks and wazoo, Mind.
471
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,781
Way to go, Mork.
472
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,816
What you did took
a lot of courage...
473
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,117
Oh. And stupidity.
474
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,585
Oh, thank you. We're all
475
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,287
very proud of you, Mork.
476
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,255
Swell. This is
really exciting, Mind.
477
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,491
I beat the best, didn't
I? Yeah, you did.
478
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,395
I guess that makes me
top skate, now doesn't it?
479
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,895
People skating
all over the country
480
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,131
going "Yo! Yo!"
481
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,534
Ah, maybe I should open up
my own roller-disco rink. Maybe?
482
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,901
So I could teach John Q. Public
483
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,036
how to really skate right.
484
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,504
I've learned some
basic moves, Mind.
485
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,572
Besides... Ah.
486
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,273
Watch yourself!
487
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,885
Mork calling Orson.
488
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,920
Come in, Orson.
489
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,756
Mork calling Orson.
490
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,158
Come in, Orson.
491
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,527
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, your equatorship.
492
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,530
I'm here, Mork. What's
your report this week?
493
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,499
Well, sir, this week
I raced a human
494
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,368
on roller skates, and won.
495
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,369
What did you win?
496
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,503
Oh, the race, sir.
497
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,871
The real winners
were the children
498
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,506
who got to keep
their daycare center.
499
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,875
Do earthlings always
race on skates?
500
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,844
Oh, No, sir. There are
different kinds of races.
501
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,813
There's dog races,
horse races, auto races...
502
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:28,517
It sounds like racing is
very popular there, Mork.
503
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,985
Well, sir, it is.
504
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,153
The most wonderful race of
all could be the human race...
505
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:35,190
if they'd only realize that
they're all on the same team.
506
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,259
All they need is some
kind of international referee.
507
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:38,260
You know, s...
508
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,961
Oh, bing.
509
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,129
You know, sir...
510
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,264
I think I look awfully good
511
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,332
in black-and-white
stripes, don't you?
512
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,556
Try and follow me on this one.
513
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,706
Brezhnev. Fifteen
miles, illegal invasion!
514
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,542
Castro, you're out of the
game! Smoking in the huddle!
515
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,844
Amin, you'd be
out of the game too,
516
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:56,868
if we could find you!
517
00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,281
Whoa! There you
are, little sucker.
518
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,583
Until next week, sir...
519
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,918
na-no, na-no.
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