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Na-no, na-no!
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Do you think the
mail's here yet?
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I'm expecting
something important.
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If it's important, say no more.
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Neither wind nor sleet
nor slush shall stop me.
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I'll fetch it.
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Boy, that was quick.
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Oh, hi, Glenda Faye.
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Hi, Mindy.
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Why was Mork scratching
his ear with his foot?
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Oh, well, when
he fetches the mail,
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he does it with
total commitment.
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Oh.
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Well, how about a
little morning jog?
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Oh, I don't know.
How far are you going?
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Denver. Denver?
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No thanks, Glenda Faye.
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I think that maybe
some other time.
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I wish I could
stop by more often.
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You know, I really don't
have too many people to talk to
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since my husband passed on.
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Well, you know, I was
sorry to hear about your loss.
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There will never be
another Randolph.
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That's why every day
I wear something black
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in memory of him.
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Denver is pretty far.
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How about a doughnut?
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We could go to
the House of Holes.
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No, I can't.
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I'm waiting for the results
of a scholarship exam
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I took for journalism
grad school.
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Oh, I hope I get it.
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Well, I'm sure you did.
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You were always so
smart in high school.
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I envied you.
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You envied me?
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Well, you were the one that
was out having all the fun.
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Well, I envied you
between the fun.
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Don't worry, Mindy.
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You're gonna get
that scholarship.
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Oh, I wish I could
be as positive as you.
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Well, hasta la vista.
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That wasn't a new vase, was it?
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No, no, it's been in the
family for generations.
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Oh, good.
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Now, don't you worry,
I'm gonna replace it.
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Bye, boy.
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Have Mindy give
you a little treat later.
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Mail call!
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Let's see here.
McConnell, Mindy!
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Is there anything in there
about my scholarship?
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I don't know, nothing
really smells scholastic.
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Let me see. Let me see.
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Nothing.
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I should have heard by now.
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When are those guys
gonna let me know?
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Oh, there's something
in here for you. Here.
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Oh.
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"Grav nee rose a vot."
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"De maka hume. Can
you come visit me?"
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Oh, "Your friend, Pe..."
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It's from Peter, my pen pal.
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He wants me to
come and visit him.
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Come on, he only lives
just outside of Boulder.
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Can you go? Come? Hm, maybe?
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Hi, ho, hi, hm,
maybe, hm, huh, huh?
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Oh, Mork, maybe some other time.
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I don't think I'd be
too much fun today.
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Oh, Mind, maybe your
scholarboat will come tomorrow.
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That's "scholarship."
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Oh, I guess I'm just
a little "dinghy," huh?
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Is Mork here yet?
Anybody seen my pen pal?
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No, and we never will.
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Come on, that guy
ain't gonna show up.
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When are you gonna
face facts and grow up?
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Mork will come. I trust him.
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Come on. You
can't trust anybody.
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Look at me, my
wife is in real estate.
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One day she said she found
the perfect home for me.
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I've been here ever since.
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Peter, guess what.
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My friend Mork is here.
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That's very good.
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See, Sid, I told you he'd show.
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I'll get the confetti.
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Mork?
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Peter?
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Mork.
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Peter.
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Mork-o!
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Pedro!
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Oh, my old pen pal,
quill buddy, paper mate.
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Oh, this is some
swell kind of place.
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They gave me a
tour. It was incredible.
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I mean, that rubber
wallpaper, how convenient.
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And those coats too.
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You can hug yourself all day.
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It's wonderful. Look at that:
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industrial-strength screens.
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You must have some
big-sucker mosquitoes out there,
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the type that are on steroids,
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going, "Here, I'm coming."
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That's wonderful!
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Hey, this is my kind of town.
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Is this guy crazy?
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He belongs in this
place more than I do.
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Aw, gee, thanks.
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I think your friend
really likes me.
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I'm not his friend,
and I don't like you.
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It's okay, Mork, Sid's
a little depressed.
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Hey, hey! Let's play some games.
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We've got cards, checkers,
hey, we can even play some jacks.
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Oh, I love playing jacks,
especially Jack Nicholson.
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"We took a vote and I wanna
see the damn World Series."
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Oh, Sid, come on, join us.
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It's fun.
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Buzz off.
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Oh, Mork, it's so sad.
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You know, people don't wanna
play around here anymore.
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But I'm working on him.
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Oh, yeah. My friend
Mindy's like that too.
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She's been real sad recently.
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I don't know why
people are unhappy
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when there's so many
clowns in government.
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Mm.
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They're unhappy
because they grew up.
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But you have to grow up so you
can feel guilty and be an adult.
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You may have to grow tall,
but you don't have to grow up.
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Can you keep a secret? Sure.
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You know that...
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Does he have one
wheel in the sand?
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Well, what's your secret?
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I'm Peter... Pan.
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Peter Pan?
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But you sign all of your
letters "Peter Panofsky."
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Oh, that's just a cover.
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Nobody's left out there
that believes in Peter Pan.
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Why not?
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See, I'm the real
Peter Pan, you know?
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Oh, wait one millibleam.
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You mean the Peter
Pan who could fly
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and who lost his shadow, who
was chased by Captain Hook,
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who got swallowed
by the alligator
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who had the clock in
his stomach for 50 years?
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What's not to believe?
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Oh. Oh, Mork, you believe in me.
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You believe in me.
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Oh, wait.
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Wait one minute, there,
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I'm not just some shucker.
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Come on, now. Wait a minute.
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Peter Pan was a boy
who never grew up.
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Oh, that's me.
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Little guy's still inside.
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Oh, and it sounds
like he's got gas.
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Oh, Mork, you've made my day.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
You've made my life.
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Somebody believes in me.
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Oh, no, where I come from,
everybody believes in you.
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Oh, where's that? Well, it's...
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I come from a
place far, far away,
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where the plants are as
intelligent as the people,
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and the sky is yellow and brown.
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Pittsburgh?
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What would you
say if I told you...
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I come from a planet called Ork?
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I'd say, "Welcome."
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At last.
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You know, where we come from,
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though, we say, "Na-no, na-no."
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Oh, what does that mean?
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Well, it's a lot nicer
than the old greeting.
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Which was? "Yo, lizard thighs."
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I love laughter.
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You know, I try to get everyone
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to laugh here at
least once a day.
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Sid's two years behind.
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My friend Mindy's the same way.
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She's so depressed recently.
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So that's why I
came and got you,
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so we could both make her happy.
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It's been a long time since
I've been out there, Mork.
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You know, it's scary.
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Don't you worry. You're
with me. I'm your pen pal.
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We'll fight 'em off
with a couple of quills.
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You're right. Okay, let's go.
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Oh, jose, hosanna-dan.
Rach-cha-channi,
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and a ha-cha-cha.
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♪ Da-da, dee Dee-dee, dee ♪
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Peter.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Oh, yeah.
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What's the matter, Pete?
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I'm sorry, Mork, I
can't go home with you.
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Why not? I mean, the
house is pretty clean
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and I make a great
hot-fudge tortilla.
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You don't understand.
I can't leave.
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It's against the rules.
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Okay, everybody, it's time.
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Pete, you gotta come.
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I'm... But... Shh.
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Leave it to me. Peter.
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Ma'am, you don't understand.
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Peter has to come home with
me and see my friend Mindy.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but this
is where he belongs.
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Gee, Mork, I'd...
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I'd like to help
Mindy, but I can't.
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Will you come visit me soon?
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Sure.
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Ma'am...
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how come he can't get out?
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You have to understand, Mork,
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they must be locked
in at night... for safety.
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Oh, so they don't
bump their wings.
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Uh, yes, this, too, is true.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Julie.
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What?
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You got a scholarship?
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Well, how sweet and thoughtful
of you to call and tell me.
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Anybody else get one?
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Both the Ribozo twins?
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Well, that makes
me twice as happy.
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Gee, Julie, thanks
for calling me
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and giving me all the good news.
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Thanks, bye.
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Thanks for the
ride, Mrs. Ribozo.
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And congratulations
to the twins.
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Yeah, two heads
are better than one.
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Oh, how are we feeling?
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Terrible. I seem
to be the only one
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who hasn't heard
about the scholarship.
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It's not looking good, Mork.
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No. How was your day?
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Did you have fun with Peter?
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Oh, not bad.
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Mind, I have a question
I'd like to ask you.
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Yeah?
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Why do they lock some people up?
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Why do you ask?
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I don't know.
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,067
Why are you paranoid?
I'm not paranoid. Are you?
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Well, I'm just a little curious
about Earth customs, that's all.
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Well, they usually lock people
up because they commit crimes.
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00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,508
Well, what if they
didn't commit a crime?
246
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Then they should be set free.
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Hm.
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Wheels are turning,
wheels within wheels.
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A little justice must be done.
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Pardon me.
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No. See, Mork, sometimes
life on Earth isn't always fair.
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Oh, you mean like
earthquakes demolish cities,
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floods wipe out homes.
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The Ribozo twins
get the scholarship.
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I think I'll go lie down
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and count the
sparkles in my ceiling.
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Oh, poor Mind.
258
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,942
Adult life can really
be tough sometimes.
259
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,832
If only Peter Pan were here.
260
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,301
Wait a minute.
261
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,282
This is a job...
262
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,240
for "Morkibell."
263
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,270
Hyah.
264
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,227
Ho, ho, ho.
265
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,110
Mork, Mork, maybe I shouldn't.
266
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,012
You know, it's
against the rules.
267
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,782
No, come on, see? We're
gonna break outta here, see?
268
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,150
You ain't goin'
chicken on me, see?
269
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,484
We're gonna go
over the wall, see?
270
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,419
We're gonna get outta
this big house. Come on.
271
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,389
Mork, Mork, Mork, no,
Happy Valley isn't a prison.
272
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,958
It's, you know,
a... A funny farm.
273
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,261
You mean a place
where they grow jokes?
274
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,898
No, no, it's a place where they
put people who are different,
275
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,301
and people out there
really think I'm different.
276
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,770
I don't know, maybe
leaving isn't such a good idea.
277
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,538
Oh, no, come on.
Mindy needs you.
278
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,574
The world needs you.
Even Disneyland needs you.
279
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,677
What if she turns out
to be like all the others?
280
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,212
You know, I put
myself in here years ago
281
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,680
because people
didn't believe in me.
282
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,581
Why should she be any different?
283
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,917
Oh, she'll believe in you.
284
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,385
I mean, she believed that I
came from outer space in an egg.
285
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,888
She bought that? Yeah.
286
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,291
Come on. Come
on, Mindy needs you.
287
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,413
Let's go.
288
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,996
Wait a minute.
289
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,065
You're going out there?
290
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,233
You won't get more than 50 feet
291
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,501
before some fink
will rat on you.
292
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,337
Who would do a thing like that?
293
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,162
Me. You see? You
can't trust anybody.
294
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,598
I trust you, Sid.
295
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,179
Aw, Pete...
296
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,904
you make it hard on a fink.
297
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,117
Maybe it's time I started
298
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,354
trusting people out there.
299
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,879
Well, you mean
you're gonna do it?
300
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,481
Let's go.
301
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,031
Aw, I love ya, you big pixie.
302
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,366
Mork, Mork, what
about the grill?
303
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,456
Oh, step back.
304
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,940
Eeeeeeeeeeee!
305
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,342
Wow!
306
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,999
Big deal.
307
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,145
Let's go.
308
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,882
It might be faster if we flew.
309
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,141
With me.
310
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,824
Now, think lovely
thoughts and...
311
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:16,848
fly!
312
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,925
I think that fairy sold
you some bum dust, Pete.
313
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,982
Mork, what is it?
314
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,517
Oh, Min, Min.
315
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,851
Don't worry about your troubles.
316
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,055
They've been tackled for a
sack by Mean Mork Green.
317
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,390
Mork, what are
you talking about?
318
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,258
I haven't even heard
about the scholarship yet.
319
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,492
Oh, don't worry about that.
320
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,628
I've got something even
better than a scholarship.
321
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,064
Peter. Come on down.
322
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,999
Peter? Your pen
pal spent the night?
323
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,234
Yeah, and he's here right now.
324
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,402
Eeeeee.
325
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,403
What are you doing?
326
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,161
Shh. Quiet, Mind.
He understands.
327
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,810
Mindy McConnell...
meet Peter Pan.
328
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,212
Oh, Peter Pan.
329
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,248
Why, any relation
to the real Peter Pan?
330
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,851
Actually, I am
the real Peter Pan.
331
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,720
Oh, and, uh, I bet you
live in Never-Never Land.
332
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,056
No, I moved.
333
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,258
I now live in Happy Valley.
334
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,826
Happy Valley.
335
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,494
You mean the me...?
336
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,185
Uh, the asy...?
337
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,599
Yeah.
338
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,634
Uh, Mork, can I talk
to you for a minute?
339
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,691
Pardon me.
340
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,906
Mork, we've got
big trouble here.
341
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,375
Right here in river city?
342
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,576
Mork, Peter...
343
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,046
Peter has got to go
back to Happy Valley.
344
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,582
But, Mindy, you said some
people don't have to be locked up.
345
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,417
No, you misunderstood.
346
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,954
Peter Pan isn't real.
It's just a fairy tale.
347
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,422
I knew she wouldn't believe.
348
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,957
Oh. Oh...
349
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,258
Give her a chance, Pete.
350
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,526
Come on, Mind,
you believe in me.
351
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,995
Why don't you believe in him?
352
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,696
Because you really
are Mork from Ork,
353
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,055
and he's... right
here in my apartment.
354
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,536
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy.
355
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,773
Problems only seem big if
that's all you look at in life.
356
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,875
Yeah, but...
357
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,198
Crow.
358
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,345
Crow?
359
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,513
Yes, in Never-Never Land,
360
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,382
whenever we're feeling
really good inside,
361
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,150
we crow like a rooster.
362
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,623
Colonel Sanders,
watch out, huh, Mind?
363
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,691
Come on, Mind.
Don't be all cooped up.
364
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,228
Take a flying chance.
365
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,330
No, Mork, I don't think
that I could possibly...
366
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,631
Oh, come on, Mindy.
367
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,533
You'll forget your
worries in no time.
368
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,102
Listen, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, I do...
369
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,972
Uh, uh, I have to
answer the phone.
370
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,530
It's no use.
371
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,411
Hello?
372
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,212
Oh. It's school.
373
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,370
Yes, this is Mindy McConnell.
374
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,251
Oh...
375
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,785
no, well, I see.
376
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,021
You only have so
many scholarships.
377
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:02,758
Right. Maybe I'll
try again next year.
378
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,349
No, no, no, I'm...
I'm... I'm not upset.
379
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,254
Uh, there's just one
more thing, Dean Johnson:
380
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,473
I had a little
frog in my throat.
381
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,097
Th-thank you for calling.
382
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,677
Oh, Mind, if you're
ever gonna crow,
383
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,011
you should've done it then.
384
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,247
You've gotta let the
little person out like this:
385
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,238
We should have
gotten here sooner.
386
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,107
What's the matter,
did Sid spill the peas?
387
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,710
No, I found your
letters from Mork, Peter,
388
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,168
and I had an idea
you'd come here.
389
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,683
Fly, Peter! Fly, fly!
390
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,385
Open the window
first! Open the window!
391
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,721
Mork, no. No, Peter, don't jump.
392
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,156
I mean, don't fly away.
393
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,291
We need you, Peter.
394
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,193
You cheer people up so.
395
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,983
Even Sid misses you.
396
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,730
Sid misses me?
397
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,964
Mm-hm.
398
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,200
And you know what
he said? No, what?
399
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,570
He said that you were
his very best friend.
400
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,738
Oh, dear.
401
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,440
Mork, what should I do?
402
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,904
I don't know.
It's up to you, kid.
403
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,046
Oh, I have to go back.
404
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,581
I mean, those
people have problems,
405
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,339
big problems, and
I can help them.
406
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,020
Like the old saying:
407
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,978
"There's no place
like the home."
408
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,048
I'll still be your pen pal.
409
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,996
I'm sorry, Mork.
410
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,498
It didn't work.
411
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,522
Mindy's still sad.
412
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,538
Come on, Mind.
413
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,239
If you ever had
to crow, do it now,
414
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,907
for yourself, for Pete.
415
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,342
I can't. I feel ridiculous.
416
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,110
You've been feeling
miserable all week,
417
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,145
what have you got to lose?
418
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,380
Mork, I can't.
419
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,482
Mindy, why don't you
enjoy what you have
420
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,950
instead of worrying
about what you haven't?
421
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,052
Well...
422
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,188
Yeah, do it for me.
423
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,423
Or do it for the... Do it for
the little person inside of you.
424
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,414
Oh, Mork.
425
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,299
Rr-rrr... Oh.
426
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,201
No, no, no. Give it
some gas, honey.
427
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,691
Give it some gas.
428
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,774
Again, with feeling. Come on.
429
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,644
Come on, come on. Come on.
430
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,137
Yes. Yes.
431
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,722
You know, it really is
crazy, but it does work.
432
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,212
It really works.
433
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,892
I told you this guy
was good, huh?
434
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,595
I told you.
435
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,818
Oh, Peter...
436
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,733
I believe in you.
437
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,469
Oh, I'm so glad.
438
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,238
Now, don't forget your crow.
439
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,072
I'll practice early
in the morning
440
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,297
so no one will get suspicious.
441
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,911
You know, I could teach
you how to do that too.
442
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,471
Oh, that's awful thoughtful
of you, Peter. Thank you.
443
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,788
Oh, Mork, thanks.
444
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:20,812
Oh, shucks.
445
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,225
I really do feel much better.
446
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,727
I really do.
447
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,195
Even though you didn't
get the scholarship?
448
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,064
Well, you know,
I've been thinking.
449
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,600
I don't need a degree to
prove that I'm good enough.
450
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,669
I'll go out and get
a job without it.
451
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,837
So, what if it's a little scary?
452
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:36,861
Yeah.
453
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,376
Oh, Mork.
454
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,177
I forgot to say "thank you."
455
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,445
Listen, I better get back.
456
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,080
They're looking for
me around the corner.
457
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,682
See you next visiting day.
458
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,519
I don't believe it.
459
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,721
We're on the second
floor. He flew up here.
460
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,222
I know.
461
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,091
Did you help him do that?
462
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,093
Do you really wanna know?
463
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,117
No. Me either.
464
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,141
Mork calling Orson.
465
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,010
Come in, Orson.
466
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,380
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
467
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,981
♪ Ee-ee-ee Ee-ee-ee ♪
468
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,965
Five, six, seven. Come
on, Bebo, follow the steps.
469
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:28,123
Mork. Why are you
doing the funky Orkan?
470
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,693
That's because I have a
terminal case of "Peter-Panitis."
471
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,894
Peter-Panitis? What's that?
472
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,297
Sir, it's the only disease
that's better than the cure.
473
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,700
I found out this week
that some people on Earth
474
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,336
take their life too seriously.
They worry too much.
475
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,804
That's easy for
you to say, Mork.
476
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:42,838
Yes, sir.
477
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,106
You get to observe
Earth and have fun
478
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,443
while I'm on Ork
doing all the work.
479
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,578
Oh, come on, Your Grouchiness,
480
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,246
I mean, you can
have fun anywhere.
481
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,114
I mean, there's a little
child inside of all of us
482
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,316
that needs to be let out, see?
483
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,051
Hi. Hi. How are you?
484
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,919
Come on, let him out.
485
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,321
All you have to
do is a little of this:
486
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:00,345
Come on, try this:
487
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:03,792
Ha! Yeah!
488
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,895
Being silly doesn't
change anything, Mork.
489
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,832
Oh, sir, come on,
give it a try, just a crow.
490
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:13,068
A little crow, "crow-quette."
491
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:16,037
Enough of this nonsense.
I have work to do.
492
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,339
Aye, aye, sir.
493
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,307
That's the ancient
version of "Ar, ar, sir."
494
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,976
Or "Aye, aye, sir."
495
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,311
That's the Christmas
version of "Ar, ar."
496
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:26,214
But, until next week,
sir, na-no, na-no.
497
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,183
Come on, Bebe.
It's all right, we failed.
498
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,652
Don't worry about it.
499
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,856
Crowing, how ridiculous.
500
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,424
Hm.
501
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,030
I got you, sir. I
knew you'd try it.
502
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,832
I-I-I was just coughing, Mork.
503
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,501
Well, sir, one piece of advice,
504
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,536
don't take anything
for that cough.
505
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,506
Until next week,
sir, na-no, na-no.
506
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:53,531
I knew there was a little
person inside of all that fat, Bebo.
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