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Nanu-nanu.
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Shazbot!
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Hello?
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Are you dressed, honey?
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Just my shorts, jockey.
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Hi.
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Oh, hello, dear. Are you ready?
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Well, I want you to know
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that I am not looking
forward to this weekend.
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Oh, I'm with you.
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I'd rather have my nose pierced.
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I agree, but it's an obligation.
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Yeah, well, I haven't
even told Mork yet.
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I feel so bad about running off
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and leaving him stranded
for the whole weekend.
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♪ It's a long way to
Alpha Centauri... ♪
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Yep.
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It's me, the Doug
Henning of the skycaps.
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Let's go. Let's take off.
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Let's move it. Come on now.
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♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪
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♪ Don't come back
no more, no more. ♪
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Yeah, Mork, uh, Durango is a
long, unpleasant drive from here.
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Now you don't want
to go there, do you?
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♪ My kind of town ♪
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♪ Durango is my... ♪
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No, no, Mork,
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no, it's a windy,
twisty, carsicky trip.
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You wouldn't like
it. Are you kidding?
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I'll love it.
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It's my first car
trip here on Earth.
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Please, you know, I
stayed up all last night
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and look, I have
my instamatic glove
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and I have a whole
thumb load full of film.
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Since I heard you were taking
a trip to Durango last night...
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I'm sorry I eavesdropped, but
since Watergate, anything's free.
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Look, I made plans.
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I bought these silly clothes.
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I even made a map. See this.
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Wait.
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It's topographical
and scratch-and-smell.
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There's L.A. Whoo, bad news.
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Over here... look at this.
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We'll start out from
Boulder then we'll go
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a little bit out of the way
to the Grand Canyon,
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canyon, canyon...
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We'll go over here to New York.
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We'll spend autumn in New York.
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Then we'll drive over to Paris,
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spend spring in Paris,
watch the leaves change,
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then we'll go to Iran and
watch the governments change.
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Mork.
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Shah, shah, Ayatollah you so.
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Shah-shah...
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Mork...
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you can't go.
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Do my eyes deceive my ears?
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Wait, you must be
pulling my krebits.
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Mork, it's a family problem.
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Uncle Jack is sick.
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A drunken mime?
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No, believe me,
you don't want to go.
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Uncle Jack is a little strange.
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I've never liked him
since he spit on me.
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Why did he do that?
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Well, it was years
ago. I had his tie.
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What were you
doing with his tie?
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Well, I was pulling
it, tighter and tighter.
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I had him a lovely
shade of purple.
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He had it coming.
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He was drunk. Yeah.
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See, it's a sickness and
he wants to get better,
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so he checked
himself into a hospital.
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His wife asked us to come down
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and give him a
little moral support.
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Yeah, so now that
we've explained,
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do you understand? Hey, listen,
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you're talking to Mork
the Compassionate.
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I was almost a
saint. Tell you what,
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we'll leave out
the Grand Canyon.
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That way, we can be with
Uncle Jack by Happy Hour.
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Mork, you can't go.
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Really, it's just
a family matter.
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Anyway, he'd be embarrassed
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to have a perfect
stranger see him like this.
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That's all right.
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I'm a sensitive life-form.
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I'm not some Venusian paramecium
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that was evolved
yesterday, you know.
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You'll be all right here
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alone for the
weekend, won't you?
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Sure, sure, why wouldn't I?
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Well, you haven't been
alone for any period of time
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since you've been here.
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Hey, Mindy, let me lay
out some hard, cold facts.
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I'm the type of guy
who's my own best friend.
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I'm interesting, I'm amazing.
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I can hold interesting
conversations
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even with Tom Snyder.
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Are you ever bored when
you're alone with me?
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No, but...
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Neither am I.
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Same guy, same
amazing personality.
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I think what Mindy's
trying to say is,
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when you get used to
being around somebody,
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it's kind of difficult
when they're gone.
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Hey, we're not
talking a lifetime,
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we're talking a
weekend. Two days.
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Come on now, 48 hours.
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Couple of thousand
minutes, some seconds there.
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Hey, you know, I know
some Alpha Centurians
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that spend that much time
just taking a coffee break.
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Of course, they drink out of
hundred-gallon mugs, but...
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You know, I think we
really should be going.
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Good-bye, Mork.
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Yeah, you kids get outta here.
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Come on, before I kick you out.
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Take a hike. Come on, get out.
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Well, then I'll see
you Sunday night.
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Ciao. Have a fantastic time.
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And, hey, don't worry about me,
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because I've got
thousands of things to do.
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I'm going to build that
nuclear reactor for the hot tub
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you've been wanting
for a long time. Okay.
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Take care. All right, bye.
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Bye.
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I'm so stinking bored!
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♪ One more bottle
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ One more bottle of beer ♪
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♪ If one of those bottles
should happen to fall... ♪
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One more time!
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♪ A million bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ A million bottles of beer ♪
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♪ If one of those... ♪
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I can't sing that song anymore.
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Ten times is enough. I
almost know it by heart.
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Let's see how many points.
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Ah, only two points against me.
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Er...
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She's only been gone 24
hours, and I'm going crazy.
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What do you think?
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Hey, don't look at me like that.
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At least, you can do yoga.
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What can I do?
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Bickley's out of town.
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Susan Taylor's
visiting the Broncos.
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Shazbot!
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Ha-ha! Ha-ha...!
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They can't fool me.
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Wait, a cure, a remedy.
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Wait, here we go.
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Uh...
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Hello, Bob.
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Oh, glad I caught you at home.
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Hi. How are you?
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Great, great, good to hear that.
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Bob, how's the little woman?
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Fantastic, fantastic.
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Hey, Bob, the reason I called...
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What?
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Mork.
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No, no, no, you don't know me.
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Yeah, I just picked your
name out of the book.
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Yeah, I thought with a
name like Bob Lipschultz
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you've got to be
a fun kind of guy.
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Bob, how about you
and I getting together...?
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What? Bob?
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Bad connection.
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I guess it just hit me.
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I didn't realize it till now
that I'm a people junkie.
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Need a conversation fix.
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Can you spare a
word, man? "No, I can't."
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Shut up, give me a chance.
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I need a fix real bad.
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I got to talk to
someone. I really do.
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Yes, I do!
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Talk to someone.
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Is there anybody...?
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Is anybody out there?
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Hey, you!
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Yeah, changing
the tire on the semi.
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Yeah, with the
tattoo on your face.
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How are you? Want
to be my friend?
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Hey, wait. No, wait, wait, wait.
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Don't!
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Oh, an insurance salesman.
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Whoa, nice throw!
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You can get a job in front
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of any American
Embassy in the world.
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Hey, you two,
what's all the noise?
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Bicky, is that you?
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Yeah, and I want the
both of you to shut up.
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No, no, no, wait! Don't!
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Mork, I want to talk to you.
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Be right down.
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Hey, big fella, you
forgot your rock.
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Here you go, catch.
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Whoa, nice stop, right
in the middle of tattoo.
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Have a nice nap.
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Come in.
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Bicky.
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Look at that.
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Wow, parallel universe.
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Same thing happened to me.
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You pea-brain.
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What's the big idea
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of getting that walking
tree trunk mad at you?
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I didn't mean to
make him mad at me.
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I just wanted to have a friend.
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Mork, you're such
a babe in the woods.
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There are certain things
you never do in this world
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if you want to
stay in this world.
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For example, never
gargle with crazy glue.
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Never gargle with crazy glue.
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Never tap-dance in a minefield.
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All right. No
"Tea for Two" or...
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And never chide a man
with a tattoo on his face...
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even if he's dead.
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No dead tattoos.
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I didn't mean to.
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It was just that I
was bored and lonely.
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Can't you think of a time
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when you were bored and lonely?
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I can't think of a time
when I wasn't bored.
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No, I take that back.
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I was once hit by lightning.
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I wasn't bored when
I was in a coma.
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Oh, come on, things
can't always be that bad.
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Sure they can, kid.
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When my wife and I got divorced,
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part of the settlement
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was that she got
to keep our friends.
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We'll make new friends for you.
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Tell you what.
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We'll go out tonight.
We'll have a swell time.
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We'll paint the town pink.
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And do what? Well, we...
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Oh, we can go to a movie.
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Tell you what, we'll check the
listings here and see what's playing.
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Let's see.
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Oh, here's a great double bill:
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Born Free and Women in Chains.
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A movie? Out of the question.
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I never go any place where
my feet stick to the floor.
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All right.
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Here are some
self-improvement courses.
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Let's see, there's a speed-reading
course at the university
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from 8:00 to 8:05.
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Forget it. Wait!
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Here's an ESP course.
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Strange, it doesn't
give the address.
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Look, I don't want to go
to any crummy movies
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or scuzzy meetings.
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Well, let's see what...
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Wait, wait, here's
a wonderful thing.
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This is a restaurant. Let's see.
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"Harry's Girls and Grill.
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Topless, bottomless,
backless, frontless."
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Doesn't sound like they
give you very much to eat.
260
00:10:45,695 --> 00:10:47,857
I don't want to meet anybody
261
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,592
and I don't want to go out.
262
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:50,982
Nothing you can say
263
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,884
will make me change my mind.
264
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:53,885
Wait, wait.
265
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,131
Here's a great place.
266
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,349
"Mother Bell's. Opens at 8:00."
267
00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,891
It's just a bar.
268
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,225
First drink's free.
269
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,910
Meet me here at 7:30.
270
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,905
Thank you. I'll be right back.
271
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,885
I knew I shouldn't
have come out tonight
272
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,876
If it hadn't been for you, I
wouldn't have been in the car.
273
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,445
And if you hadn't
seen that chipmunk,
274
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,113
I never would have
swerved to avoid it.
275
00:11:39,149 --> 00:11:41,627
It was exciting,
wasn't it? Exciting?
276
00:11:41,651 --> 00:11:44,685
You call taking off a
parked car's door exciting?
277
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,488
It was for the sheriff
sitting in the car.
278
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,969
Did you see the look on
his face... "What the...?"
279
00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:52,438
The silly fool was still
trying to roll up the window
280
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,073
and it was on its
way to Cheyenne.
281
00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:56,309
What was he doing
in that car anyway?
282
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:59,100
He was escorting
that big black limousine
283
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,634
in front of him.
284
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,714
Oh, the one we crashed into.
285
00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:04,439
Yeah, the same.
286
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,806
Well, it's not your fault.
287
00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:08,409
Listen, you swerved
to avoid that squirrel.
288
00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:11,190
You tell that to any judge in
the country, and he'll believe you.
289
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:13,581
Oh, really?
290
00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:16,050
What makes you think
the judge would take
291
00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:17,818
my word over the governor's?
292
00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:19,170
Ah, good point.
293
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,649
There's a yin and
yang to everything.
294
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,585
Here's the yin: if that
car hadn't been there,
295
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,953
we would have
gone over the cliff.
296
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,122
The yang was the governor's
car went over the cliff.
297
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,679
Boy, was he mad.
298
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,835
Well, not as mad as
if he'd been in the car.
299
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,653
Excuse me. Are you boys new?
300
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,566
No, actually he's about 45, 46;
301
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,057
I'm kind of ageless.
302
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,392
She means is this
our first time here.
303
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,593
The answer is yes.
304
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,640
Well, it's Mother Bell's policy
305
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,232
to buy new customers
their first drink.
306
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,250
Paper parasols?
307
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,585
I didn't know we
were in Little Tokyo.
308
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:55,957
♪ There's no theater
like an old theater... ♪
309
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,491
I don't want any fruity drinks.
310
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,960
Bring me a bourbon and water,
311
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,161
and hold the water.
312
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,540
Well, bring me a Shirley Temple,
313
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:03,965
and hold the curls; I
don't want a hair ball.
314
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,235
Excuse me, miss, uh, tell me,
315
00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,137
what are these telephones for?
316
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,771
They're all over the place.
317
00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:12,006
To call people.
318
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,187
You can call
anyone in this room.
319
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,731
This is a very friendly place.
320
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:20,748
See? I told you.
321
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,149
Don't I pick good places, huh?
322
00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:23,384
Didn't I do well, right?
323
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,785
You bubblehead!
324
00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:27,788
This isn't just a bar;
it's a pickup joint.
325
00:13:27,824 --> 00:13:29,368
A what?
326
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,626
Oh. Pick up the phone.
327
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:34,962
Hello.
328
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,476
Well, I don't think I
have one of those.
329
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,511
Maybe my friend does.
330
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:39,595
Well, if that was true,
331
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,353
I'd have to be eight feet tall.
332
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,056
Give me that.
333
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,726
Don't you realize this is
a swinging singles bar?
334
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,594
And that kicks it,
I'm going home.
335
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,741
No, wait!
336
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,264
Come on, Bick.
It's time to flick.
337
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,543
Let's go! Listen,
come on, Bickley,
338
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,711
you said you wanted to come here
339
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,946
because you were
lonely and bored,
340
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,080
and look at all these people.
341
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,165
They must've come here 'cause
they were lonely and bored.
342
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:01,789
Mork, you don't understand.
343
00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:04,258
I've never felt comfortable
meeting people.
344
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,893
I never could do it.
345
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,107
I always felt as though
I was in over my head,
346
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:10,042
and right now, I feel
very uncomfortable,
347
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,799
and I'd like to go home.
348
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,734
Hi.
349
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,271
Would you boys
mind if we joined you?
350
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:20,041
You know, I never
did get my bourbon.
351
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,810
I'm Lisa, and this is Penny.
352
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:25,213
Hi. Oh, a Penny for my thoughts.
353
00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:28,382
Heads or tails.
354
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:32,019
Just watch those thoughts
because this is my daughter.
355
00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:34,789
Mother and da-da-
daw-daw-daw-daw...
356
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,190
a little kid.
357
00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:37,725
Yeah.
358
00:14:37,761 --> 00:14:39,893
Well, the family that plays
together stays together.
359
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,363
Oh. It's not like that at all.
360
00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,798
Look, Mom just got into town,
361
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,701
and I wanted to take
her out, so we came here.
362
00:14:47,736 --> 00:14:51,439
I had no idea this was
a... a swinger's bar.
363
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,320
No. And, you see, what's
happened is that there are
364
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,943
two fellas over there,
and they've been,
365
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,062
um, well, you know,
366
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,913
looking at us.
367
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,549
Oh, you mean those two guys
that look like the history of leather.
368
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,786
Well put.
369
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,039
Look, we figured... I mean,
if you fellas wouldn't mind...
370
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,308
That we'd pretend
that you were our dates
371
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,177
so they'd leave us alone.
372
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,579
Is that okay?
373
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,313
Well, sure, um, I guess so.
374
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,526
My name is Mork. Nana-nanu.
375
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,828
And this is Bickley.
376
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,796
Bickley, would you like
them to be our dates?
377
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,871
Absowubely. Ahb dowms...
378
00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:27,091
Uh, uh, uh, bourbon!
379
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:31,578
Uh... well, uh, do you
fellas come here very often?
380
00:15:31,614 --> 00:15:32,713
No, this is our first time.
381
00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:34,259
We're just kind of
bored and lonely guys
382
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:36,078
looking for meaningful
life in this existence.
383
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,297
But now you've given
us some meaning, and...
384
00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:40,355
Bickley, is this what
Earth's all about?
385
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:45,159
No. No. This is
our first time here.
386
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,813
Uh...
387
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:49,880
what's your sign?
388
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,498
Ah, Nefarious, with egg rising.
389
00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:56,649
And, uh, where do you live?
390
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:58,039
Oh, right here in Boulder.
391
00:15:58,074 --> 00:16:00,240
Libra. I'm a Libra.
392
00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:03,944
Libra. I can't believe
this is happening.
393
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:06,381
Neither can I.
394
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,212
If the fruity drink
lady comes by again,
395
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,331
would you like us to
get you something?
396
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:15,022
Oh, thanks, but we've
imposed enough.
397
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,518
Boulder.
398
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,494
I live in Boulder.
399
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:23,564
This is great! Just great!
400
00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:25,633
Listen, um...
401
00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:28,080
you know those two fellas...
402
00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:31,155
Um, they're staring at us again.
403
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,391
Whoa. Bang-bang.
404
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,661
Uh, those guys
give me the creeps.
405
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,780
Look, why don't we
go somewhere else,
406
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:41,615
and we'll buy you guys a drink.
407
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,350
Good idea. Hey,
that sounds fantastic.
408
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,263
Anything not to be
bored and lonely again.
409
00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:46,965
Whoa, thank you. Hey,
410
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:50,725
why don't we buy
you two girls a drink?
411
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,361
Waitress, could we have those
two freebie drinks back again?
412
00:16:54,396 --> 00:16:56,296
You know, the fruit-
and-umbrella numbers?
413
00:16:56,332 --> 00:17:00,367
Boy, you can't believe
what we fell into here.
414
00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:02,903
This is the happiest
day of my life.
415
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,755
Uh...
416
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,123
Scratch that.
417
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,125
My greedy neighbor just ran off
418
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,927
with my mother and daughter.
419
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,230
Keep it.
420
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,411
Bick, Bick, what's keeping you?
421
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,580
Come on, you got to get going.
422
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,647
The girls are ready to go,
423
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,149
and you'll never
guess what happened.
424
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,449
They want to take us to a house.
425
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:22,718
You'll never guess whose house.
426
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,224
Not theirs?
427
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,426
Close. Yours!
428
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,027
Oh!
429
00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:30,397
Let's go.
430
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,994
Oh! Will you look at this.
431
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,129
Now, isn't this nice.
432
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,231
Yes, it's darling.
433
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,049
See? Isn't it nice to
have friends over?
434
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:50,584
It's wonderful!
435
00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:52,697
See, Mr. Bickley's not
used to having people over.
436
00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,899
Well, he's kind of a grouch,
437
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,443
but we're trying to
help him through it.
438
00:17:56,959 --> 00:18:00,094
Yeah, last February
I almost grinned.
439
00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:01,829
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.
440
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,566
Whoa...
441
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,900
Well, now that we're here,
442
00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:09,504
let's get down to a really
good game of Parcheesi.
443
00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:11,772
Would you mind if we
powder our nose first?
444
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:13,507
Oh, gladly, but just
don't use gunpowder
445
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,025
or you'll visit
your head in Utah.
446
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,205
Thanks for the advice.
447
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,696
Where is it?
448
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,841
It's right through there,
449
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,177
just across from the bedroom.
450
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,734
Fine. Thank you. Come on, honey.
451
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,169
Yeah, that... yeah, right...
452
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,972
Oh, Mork, this is
impossible to believe.
453
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,440
Never in my entire life
454
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,387
have I ever picked
up a girl before.
455
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,055
I was always afraid to try.
456
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,679
But, you know, it's not so
hard once you give it a try.
457
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,626
All it takes is a
little self-assertion.
458
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,051
'Cause, if you
got it, you got it.
459
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,820
You got it, and we want it.
460
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,805
What was it?
461
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,707
What is it?
462
00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,376
A stickup.
463
00:18:48,411 --> 00:18:49,871
All right, Oh...
464
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,273
come on, everybody up, up, up.
465
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,663
Hands up in the air.
466
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,310
I don't want to have to
scatter you all around the room.
467
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,079
Can't you point that
thing the other way?
468
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,720
No. It wouldn't have
the same impact.
469
00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,033
Now, come on,
470
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,018
empty your pockets on the table.
471
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,169
Come on. Come on. Hurry up.
472
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:05,704
Thanks a lot, Mr. Matchmaker!
473
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,862
Well, at least we're
not bored anymore.
474
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,080
Miss, I hope you don't
think I'm rude, but I think
475
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,082
your mother's teaching
you some bad habits.
476
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,645
Yeah, well, just
think of it as charity.
477
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,936
I'd hardly ever donate
my watch to charity.
478
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:18,950
Okay, come on,
that's Mark with the car.
479
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,474
Let's go. Let's go.
480
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,142
Okay.
481
00:19:22,178 --> 00:19:25,913
Well, that should slow
you down for a little while.
482
00:19:25,949 --> 00:19:27,764
Uh, thank you.
483
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,211
It's been nice robbing you.
484
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,601
Yeah, thanks for the date.
485
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,803
It's been fun.
486
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:38,409
Shouldn't we have
kissed them good night?
487
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,543
They were so cute.
488
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,010
Well...
489
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,902
Thanks a lot, Officer.
I know you'll find them.
490
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,404
Ciao.
491
00:19:54,077 --> 00:19:57,945
Oh, come on, Bick.
We'll get our stuff back.
492
00:19:57,980 --> 00:20:00,426
Those girls robbed three
other guys in the same bar,
493
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,150
and the police are
gonna have a cookout.
494
00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:05,186
Stakeout. Oh.
495
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,173
I don't mind talking
496
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,044
to a policeman for an
hour this time of night,
497
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:18,198
but I resent his shaking his
head and giggling the whole time.
498
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:19,978
Come on, it's a new
wave... Silly cops.
499
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:21,369
Haven't you watched CHiPs?
500
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,274
Hi.
501
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,842
How's Uncle Jack?
502
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:30,789
Oh, I think he'll be all right.
503
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,430
He just had a cork
stuck in his throat.
504
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,165
How was your weekend?
505
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,166
Why do you ask?
506
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,280
Well, to be perfectly
honest with you,
507
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,981
I thought that since I was gone
508
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,401
you'd run out of things
to do and be bored.
509
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:43,757
Oh, me?
510
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:46,160
Good-time Morky bored?
511
00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:47,995
We had a fantastic time.
512
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:50,664
Bicky, tell her if you've
got any strength left
513
00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:52,766
after our wild and
wonderful weekend.
514
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:55,452
He didn't let up all weekend.
515
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,682
Oh, we had a wonderful time.
516
00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:58,099
In fact, our company just left.
517
00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,184
What company?
518
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,273
Um, uh,
519
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,526
Mork and I met
a couple of girls.
520
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,095
Yeah, we went to
a gymnastics bar.
521
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,179
It was incredible.
522
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:06,847
And we met these
wonderful friends.
523
00:21:06,882 --> 00:21:08,460
We'll take you there, and
you can make friends, too.
524
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,924
How friendly were these friends?
525
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:12,619
Do we look like the kind of guys
526
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:14,020
who would kiss and tell?
527
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:15,439
Mindy,
528
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,157
you should've seen the mother.
529
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,170
So beautiful. MINDY: Mother?!
530
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,689
I don't think I want
to hear about this.
531
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,157
Then I can tell you
about the daughter.
532
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,542
You wanna hear
about that, huh, maybe?
533
00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:25,110
I know I don't
want to hear this.
534
00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:27,000
I'm a little tired.
535
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,636
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
536
00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:30,538
I'll talk to you
about this tomorrow.
537
00:21:30,573 --> 00:21:31,839
Good night, Mr. Bickley.
538
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,160
Good night, Mr. Goodbar.
539
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,978
But wait! Mindy!
540
00:21:38,014 --> 00:21:41,015
You'll never guess who
we ran into... the governor.
541
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,587
Whew! Wow.
542
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,122
You know something, Bicky?
543
00:21:48,157 --> 00:21:50,235
When we were going
through it tonight, it was...
544
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,759
it was kind of terrifying,
but telling Mindy right now,
545
00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:54,739
it sounded really good to me.
546
00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:56,129
Yeah, I agree.
547
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,399
Maybe from a distance,
we can appreciate
548
00:21:58,434 --> 00:22:00,100
what we've experienced better
549
00:22:00,135 --> 00:22:02,069
rather than when
we were actually
550
00:22:02,104 --> 00:22:04,137
going through the
trauma of having...
551
00:22:04,173 --> 00:22:07,274
No, that's bull.
552
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:08,742
Yeah,
553
00:22:08,778 --> 00:22:10,539
I guess people
forget the fun things
554
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,140
and only remember
the exciting things.
555
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,497
We weren't bored,
556
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,678
so we must've accomplished
what we wanted to do.
557
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,251
Yeah.
558
00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:19,164
Wish they hadn't
robbed us, though.
559
00:22:19,188 --> 00:22:22,989
We sure have a heck of a
story to tell our grandkids.
560
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:25,226
Well, good night, Mork.
561
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,960
Good night, Bick.
562
00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:28,896
Mork, I was thinking...
Saturday night?
563
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,811
7:30. Be there or be square!
564
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,873
There are millions of
stories on this planet.
565
00:22:38,908 --> 00:22:40,941
This has just been one of them.
566
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,673
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
567
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,575
Mork calling Orson.
568
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,778
Come in, Orson.
569
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,481
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
570
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,500
Mork calling Orson. Come
in, the Incredible Bulk.
571
00:23:06,535 --> 00:23:07,985
Mork calling Orson.
572
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,915
Did you have an
interesting week, Mork?
573
00:23:09,939 --> 00:23:12,372
Oh, yes, sir, I met some
people called "thieves."
574
00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:14,002
Thieves? What are thieves?
575
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,071
Well, thieves are
people who steal things.
576
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,973
First of all, there
are jewel thieves,
577
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,624
who steal precious
gems and stones,
578
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,360
there are cat burglars,
who steal pets,
579
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:22,794
and then the
Pittsburgh Steelers,
580
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,050
who steal entire cities.
581
00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:26,837
Don't tell me Boulder,
Colorado, got taken.
582
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,022
Oh, no, sir, just
me and Mr. Bickley.
583
00:23:29,058 --> 00:23:30,586
We were robbed
by some lady friends
584
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,260
that Bickley said we never
should've trusted to begin with.
585
00:23:33,295 --> 00:23:35,507
I thought earthlings
believed in trust.
586
00:23:35,531 --> 00:23:37,376
Even that dollar
bill you sent me
587
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,017
had "In God We
Trust" written on it.
588
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,947
Orson, you can't believe
everything you read.
589
00:23:41,971 --> 00:23:43,615
It also said that
it's worth a dollar.
590
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,322
Let me understand.
591
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,469
You were robbed by two friends?
592
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:48,692
Yes, sir.
593
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:51,161
Ooh, they were pretty and soft.
594
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:55,466
Well... soft on the outside,
and kind of hard on the inside.
595
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:58,184
You mean, on Earth,
your friends will rob you?
596
00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:00,921
Well, if they do, they're
not really friends, then.
597
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,801
Well, Mindy's your friend.
598
00:24:02,825 --> 00:24:05,036
How do you know that
someday she won't rob you?
599
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:07,105
Well, sir, I don't think
she's that kind of friend,
600
00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:08,245
and even if she were,
601
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,042
she'd have to rob
me thousands of times
602
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:12,186
just to get back half
of what she's given me.
603
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,046
So until next week.
604
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,064
Give me an "N"! "N."
605
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,766
Give me an "A"! "A."
606
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,584
Give me another "N"! "N."
607
00:24:19,608 --> 00:24:21,303
Give me a big "O"! "O."
608
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,492
What's that spell?
609
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:24,795
Nanu. Wrong. Nano.
610
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,864
See you next week, Orsoon.
611
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,466
Nanu! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
612
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,668
What a chump!
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