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Nanu-nanu.
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Shazbot!
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So this is where you
humans come to ingest food?
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Well, let's just say that
some humans do, yeah.
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Don't you have
restaurants on Ork?
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Oh no, we just eat
whatever's in front of us.
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That's why we have
to picnic back-to-back.
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Hey, get a load of the talent
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that just walked in.
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Yeah, that's Mindy McConnell.
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Her father runs a
music store in the mall.
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Who's her handicap?
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Uh, I think his
name's, uh... Mork.
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Yeah? I bet if you yelled
in his ear you'd get an echo.
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Well, what do you
think I should have?
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Oh, anything that's on the menu.
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Oh, how about this fly? Whoa!
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Talk about your fast food.
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No, eat what's written there.
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Oh, I think I'll start off
with a little sales tax then.
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Hi. Hi.
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What would you like?
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Uh, world peace,
an end to poverty,
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and a date with
Annette Funicello.
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Let me know when
fun-time is over, okay?
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Thank you.
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Hey, Marcia,
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looks like you got
a real loser there.
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That's right, George. You
been giving him lessons?
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Oh...
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Mork, you really need
to try to fit in more
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when we're in public.
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I know, I'm slime.
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Oh... no...
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Why don't you have the
Businessman's Lunch?
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Why should I
have it if he didn't?
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Hi there, beautiful.
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Hi.
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I was talking to Mindy. Oh.
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Oh. How do you know my name?
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I make it my business
to get acquainted
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with every fox in town.
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A good way to do that is to
leave dead meat on your porch.
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This I take it, is Merk?
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Oh no, that's a great car.
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My name is Mork. Nanu-nanu.
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Well, Mr. Nanu-nanu,
if you'll excuse us...
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I'd like to dance with the lady.
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No, thank you.
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Come on, you'll love it.
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No! Rick, put on some music.
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Stop it! What are you doing?
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Cut it out.
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Mork, will you do something?
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Fine. I'll order lunch. Garson?
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I can't let you pass up
a chance like me, honey.
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Stop it.
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Mork, will you help me?
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If you insist.
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Mind if I cut in? Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing, jerk?
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No, it's not the jerk, it's
the Orkan Hustle. See?
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Mindy said...
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Mindy said that you
needed help dancing.
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We don't need help.
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Oh, games! Tag, you're it!
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Rick, cut the music.
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What did you just do?
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I think I just
went, tag, you're it.
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You better take it back.
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Oh, take it back, oh...
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Mork...
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Relax baby, come
here, you'll love it.
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Don't cop out.
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Oh, cops and robbers,
I know how to play that.
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Freeze right there, dirtball!
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All right, let's go.
Up against the wall.
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Quick! 10-4! 10-4!
Quick! Up against the wall.
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We're going to play
a little game right now
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called Hide and Seek, okay?
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You're going to close
your eyes and count
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to infinity, right?
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Infinity, that's
ridiculous! Come on!
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All right, one...
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two, three, four,
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five, six, seven, Hey, wait!
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Eight, nine,
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ten, 11,
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twelve...
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Hey, where'd he go?
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What are you laughing at?
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That was no gun.
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That guy Mork, had
his finger in your back.
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Yeah?
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In that case, he just became
an endangered species.
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Mindy, I have some
questions I'd like to...
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I still have some questions
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I'd like to ask about
this custom of lunch.
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What?
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When do we eat?
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That was not a typical example
of lunch on the planet Earth.
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It wasn't? No. Oh.
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For one thing, I don't
usually get attacked.
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See, I don't like
getting attacked.
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Why didn't you stop him?
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I keep forgetting, you just
don't understand, do you?
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Look, Mork, that guy
was a stupid creep.
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Somebody should
have made him stop.
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Mindy, you don't understand,
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you see, Orkans abolished
violence a long time ago.
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We consider it humiliating.
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Mork, haven't you
ever known someone
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that you needed to protect?
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Well, yes, there was my
girlfriend, Zwendira-Mae-Jo-Bob.
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Girlfriend? I thought
Orkans had no emotions.
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Oh, yes, but we're
still assigned someone
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to go swimming with
so we don't drown.
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How romantic.
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Well, whatever
happened to, uh...
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Zwendira-Mae-Jo-Bob.
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She was swallowed
by a black hole.
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Oh, I'm sorry she was killed.
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Oh, no, she wasn't
killed, she just reappeared
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four years later eight
hundred times thinner.
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Look, Mork, I'm not
into violence either,
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but if you're threatened
you've got to be able
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to defend yourself.
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The trouble is, you
don't understand, do you?
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Oh, I know all about
violence. I watch TV.
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Here, stand up.
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Now, throw a punch at me.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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See?
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That's not violence,
I didn't even hit you.
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Look, violence involves pain.
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None of that
stuff on TV is real.
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Oh, then the Dallas
Cowboys are faking it?
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No, sports are real.
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Whew, what a relief.
I thought you were
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going to tell me next
that wrestling was fake.
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This isn't going to
work. Let's see...
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How can I teach
you about fighting?
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I know... we can
always get married.
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What are you doing?
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Getting in shape-ape-ape-ape.
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But you were running so slowly.
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I was jogging in
another time dimension.
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It's a lot healthier, but
a lot more exhausting,
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especially since I haven't
been through a time warp
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in five or six bleems.
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Oh, there's the bell.
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Oh, Howard, you're so ugly,
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if you take off that toupee,
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you'd look like a rock.
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I think your technique
may need a little refinement.
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I think you've really got your
work cut out for you today.
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Well, if the Army could
teach me how to box,
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I can teach Mork.
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Well, Mork doesn't
have the faintest idea
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how to defend himself,
so I hope you can help.
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Oh, I hope so, too.
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Now, Mindy told me what happened
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down at The Eatery,
and as long as you're
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going to go out with my daughter
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you might as well
learn how to protect her.
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Here, put those on. I can't,
these gloves are pregnant.
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No, Mork, they're
supposed to be that big.
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Here... let me help.
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There.
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Now, cut that out.
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Don't Orkans have any method
of defending themselves?
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Oh, yes, but they're
all non-violent.
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Let's see, there's running away.
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Running away?
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And whimpering.
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And for dangerous
situations, we use compliments.
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Compliments? What do you mean?
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Come at me.
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Okay...
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You have very lovely hair.
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I mean, what's left of it.
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Well, I'm afraid those methods
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won't work on
Earth, so I'm going
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to have to show you
what you're up against.
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Okay, I always say, if
you can't learn something
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from an alien culture,
you might as well
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stay in your egg, because... ow!
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Now you know what pain is.
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I knew what pain was but
nobody ever told me it hurt.
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But that's why you have to
be ready to defend yourself.
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Oh, but you see, on Ork
we don't hit each other.
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We have mental
competitions called holitackers.
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I can cream you in a holitacker.
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Okay... what do I have to do?
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First of all, no farging
before the smegba's.
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Right.
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Two feet inside
the force field, and...
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You're going to
lose points for that.
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I'm sorry, but you have
to be ready at all times.
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Now come on, you try to hit me.
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Hit you?
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Yeah, yeah, try to hit me.
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I appreciate what
you're trying to do, Pops,
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but I can't do anything that
would cause other people pain.
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But, Mork, if you
don't learn to fight,
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then you're the one
that's going to feel pain.
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I'm-I'm sorry, it's
against my beliefs.
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Oh... I'll get that.
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Well, what are you going
to do if you're attacked?
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I don't know.
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But I won't use violence.
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Hello? Yes, he's here.
Yeah, just a minute.
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Mork, I think it's that guy
from The Eatery; George.
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George.
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Hello.
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Yes.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, if you insist.
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Kay-o.
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Be there or be square. Bye-bye.
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What happened? What did he say?
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Well, he said he
was on his way over
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to pull my lungs
out through my nose.
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Look, Dad, tell Mork
not to come home.
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Well, he's been
hiding out all day
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because he's afraid he's
going to get beaten up.
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Well, yeah, that
George character
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is out in front of
the house right now.
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Okay, but just tell
him what I said.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Mork!
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How did you get past
George out there?
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I snuck in the back way.
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This house doesn't
have a back way.
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It does now.
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Mork, why are
you doing all this?
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Well, to save my pride.
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You see, on Ork, one
who throws a punch
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is much more foolish
than one who receives it.
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And if I got in a
fight with George,
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I'd be humiliating myself.
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On Earth, running
around and hiding
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is considered humiliating.
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That's crazy.
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In Orkan philosophy, violence
is considered a disgrace.
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The highest form of courage
is to avoid a fight cleverly.
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I remember the Three
Hundred Bleem War.
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We hid from Andromeda.
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Your planet hid
from another planet?
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Yes. We went behind a
comet, and they went right by.
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Well, then what happened?
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That was it. That was one
of our greatest victories.
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Boy, did we laugh when they
packed up and went away.
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That's ridiculous.
256
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,112
Ridiculous?
257
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,558
Say that to
Squellman the Yellow.
258
00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:20,993
He was one of our
greatest heroes.
259
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,862
He was surrounded by
millions of Necrotrons,
260
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,630
and he got away by
saying the famous line,
261
00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:27,121
"Hey, behind you!"
262
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,790
That's crazy.
263
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:29,957
Oh, you're right.
264
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,576
Necrotrons don't
even have behinds.
265
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,104
Ah, but enough
of this gay banter.
266
00:13:43,173 --> 00:13:44,305
I'm off to get the mail.
267
00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:45,807
What if George sees you?
268
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,308
Oh, he won't see me.
269
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:50,144
He'll see...
270
00:13:50,213 --> 00:13:53,214
Mork Astaire!
271
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:03,157
Ginger? Ginger, is that you?
272
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:10,297
Well, I thought it was a
very effective disguise.
273
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,501
I never realized it was you.
274
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,604
Morkalong Cassidy.
275
00:14:16,672 --> 00:14:19,590
I think you should either stand
up to George or leave town.
276
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:23,127
Ching... ching...
277
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:28,148
ching... ching... ching.
278
00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:31,853
I ain't gonna leave town.
279
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,335
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do
280
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,242
when a man's got to do it.
281
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,328
So, what do you got to do?
282
00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:42,413
I got to hide.
283
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,548
How the west was won.
284
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,786
Now, just because his
viewpoint isn't the same as ours
285
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,988
is no reason that he's wrong.
286
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,942
And besides, what's so bad
about not wanting to fight?
287
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,372
What do you think I should do?
288
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,791
Now, whatever
you think is right,
289
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,665
but I'm not sure
that the best way
290
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,885
is dressing up like
a dead cowboy.
291
00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,255
I can be a pirate, then.
292
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,094
Wrong eye. Argh!
293
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,764
Shift the mizzenmast
and swab up that poop.
294
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,034
You're right. I should
get out of town.
295
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:23,103
Here, go find a wig.
296
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,089
Well, I have had it.
297
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,558
Three days, and that George
is still in front of the house.
298
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:28,542
He hasn't moved.
299
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:30,110
Oh, yes, he has.
300
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,595
He's right outside.
301
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,825
Oh, no.
302
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,448
Quick, quick, you
can hide under there.
303
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,117
Hey, you're getting
good at this, too.
304
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,785
I'm really going to
get him this time.
305
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,904
He'll never even see me.
306
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,700
Where is he?
307
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:43,352
Well, you see, he
saw you coming,
308
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,804
and he was so scared
that he left town.
309
00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:47,462
I bet he did run away.
310
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,581
He's probably scared out
of his wits, if he has any.
311
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,511
Look, Mork isn't afraid of you.
312
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,819
I'm afraid I'm going to
have to ask you to leave.
313
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,954
And what if I don't?
314
00:15:57,023 --> 00:16:01,475
Then tomorrow, you're
going to blow this oboe
315
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:05,163
out your ear!
316
00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:10,417
Okay, I'm going...
317
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,086
but you tell that coward
318
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,300
that I'll be waiting
for him at The Eatery,
319
00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:16,605
and if he doesn't show up,
320
00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:20,845
I'll get him no matter
where he hides.
321
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,665
So, what's for dinner?
322
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,495
Dad, Grandma, I'd like to speak
323
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,063
with Mork alone for a minute.
324
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,620
Yes, I understand, dear.
325
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,022
That guy was lucky he
didn't throw a punch at me.
326
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,411
Not half as lucky as you are.
327
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:38,179
Well, I knew somebody was lucky.
328
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:41,827
Mork, this is
difficult for me to say.
329
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:43,217
Maybe you should hum it, then.
330
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,473
Now, look, throughout
this whole thing,
331
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,741
I've been trying not to tell
you what you should do,
332
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,777
but now George is
starting to bother all of us,
333
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,329
and it-it's starting to look
like you're just afraid of him.
334
00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:56,575
Now, I'm no coward.
335
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,411
I just believe that
violence is humiliating.
336
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,383
That's all.
337
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,086
All right, I
believe that's true,
338
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,389
but the way you're acting,
I can't help but think that...
339
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,135
You're ashamed
of me, aren't you?
340
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,060
No. Yes, you are.
341
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,307
And Mork from Ork has
never been called a coward.
342
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,976
I've never even
lost a holitacker,
343
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,145
except for that one on
Serius, and how can you trust
344
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,450
an eight-legged
Pekinese as an umpire?
345
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,940
Look, Mork, you don't have
to prove anything to me.
346
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,442
Yes, I do, and I will.
347
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,077
I'm going down there,
348
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,107
and I'm going to make
that guy humiliate himself
349
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,283
if he has to tear off
all of my limbs to do it.
350
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,123
Where is he!
351
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,336
Ow...
352
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,126
Oh, hi.
353
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:00,962
So, you ready to fight?
354
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,396
Oh, no...
355
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,731
but I'm ready to let you
make a fool out of yourself.
356
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,901
Just how are you
going to do that?
357
00:18:07,971 --> 00:18:10,904
By standing up to you.
358
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:12,639
Hey, what are you doing?
359
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,519
I'm going to make
my stand sitting down.
360
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:17,094
I can't fight you like that.
361
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,895
Lucky for you.
362
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,475
All right, you
want to play cute?
363
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,627
Okay.
364
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:27,321
Tide's up.
365
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,651
Mork.
366
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,502
Leave him alone!
367
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,909
Mindy, don't interrupt.
368
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,217
George and I were just
having a little discussion.
369
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,932
Good point.
370
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,268
Mork, he's humiliating you.
371
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,603
Oh, au contraire, ma petite.
372
00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:45,339
I've got that sucker
on the run right now.
373
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,944
Get up.
374
00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:52,780
I feel real sorry for you.
375
00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:56,250
Oh, come on now, George,
don't go and mess up the place.
376
00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:59,064
I'm not going to mess
anything up except him.
377
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:00,638
Why don't you lay off the guy?
378
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,289
You can see he
isn't going to fight.
379
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,758
Yeah.
380
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,420
Hey, what is it with you people?
381
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,505
You never gave me
a hard time before.
382
00:19:07,529 --> 00:19:09,897
And nobody ever
stood up to you before.
383
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:13,050
Thanks, Lumpy.
384
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,797
Well, listen, I could
care less about this idiot.
385
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,751
All I ever wanted to do was
have a dance with Mindy here.
386
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:20,636
I don't think she wants
to dance with you.
387
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,545
I think her exact words were,
"That guy is a stupid creep".
388
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:26,475
I've had enough
out of you, chump.
389
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,692
Now you've had it.
390
00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:29,516
You can go ahead and
do what you want to do,
391
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,768
but I'm not going to fight.
392
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,773
Look, Lumpy, the Supremes.
393
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,608
Hey, what'd you do that for?
394
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,609
He started it.
395
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,777
He started nothing.
396
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,278
He wasn't even going to fight.
397
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,180
Oh, big man.
398
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,431
I mean, what's next George?
399
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,261
You're going to go step
on some baby chicks?
400
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,218
You see George?
401
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,854
I've got the support
of the people. I win.
402
00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:58,779
Shut up... all of you!
403
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,114
Now this whole thing started
404
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,993
because I wanted to
dance with Mindy here,
405
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:04,251
and that's exactly
what I'm going to do.
406
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,281
Cut it out! I can't
allow that, George.
407
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,805
Look, all right, I
will dance with you.
408
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,352
Mork, why don't
you just go home?
409
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,809
No. You leave her alone.
410
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,957
Yeah? You going to stop me?
411
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,833
Mm... yes, I am.
412
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,367
Oh, no.
413
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,877
You've got very
lovely teeth, George.
414
00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:31,462
What?!
415
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,196
Really, you probably
floss, don't you?
416
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,526
You're crazy!
417
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:36,333
No, you're crazy
if you don't floss.
418
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,263
I'm going to smash
your face in right now.
419
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:40,232
I've got to warn you, you're
going to humiliate yourself.
420
00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:41,422
I'm awfully fast.
421
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,784
Yeah? I've beaten
guys who were fast.
422
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,508
Oh, not this fast.
I'm into time warps.
423
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,011
I don't care if
you're into kung-fu.
424
00:20:59,409 --> 00:21:00,507
Hey, where'd he go?
425
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:03,610
I'm over here, Clone Prince.
426
00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:13,287
La, la, la, la, la... Stereo.
427
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,133
♪ La, la, la, la, la... ♪
428
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,370
Hello, you like me here, too?
429
00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:31,406
♪ La, la, la... ♪
430
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,480
This is too humiliating for you.
431
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:42,199
Please, make me stop.
432
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,199
What's going on here?
433
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,502
He's making a fool out of you.
434
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,382
Face it, George, he's too fast.
435
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,884
He's just playing with you.
436
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,886
Oh, yeah? We'll see
who's playing with who!
437
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,876
Whom.
438
00:21:54,596 --> 00:21:56,247
Bon appetit...
439
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:01,235
Oh...
440
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,256
Again?
441
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:17,450
Oh, this is too painful for me.
442
00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:19,364
Please stop making
me humiliate you.
443
00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:22,172
Well... okay.
444
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,841
Will you say you're
sorry to Mindy?
445
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,814
I'm sorry, Mindy.
446
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,481
Boy, am I ever sorry.
447
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:36,670
Then it's over. Bartender,
spam for everybody!
448
00:22:36,738 --> 00:22:39,640
Mork, that was the most
incredible thing I've ever seen.
449
00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:41,041
How did you do that?
450
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,204
I don't know... I think
I'm a little out of shape.
451
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,940
I think I pulled a frontal lobe.
452
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,663
It was absolutely amazing.
453
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:47,998
You... I mean, you-you beat him
454
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,833
without hurting him,
and you protected me.
455
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:52,503
You deserve a big
kiss for that one, boy.
456
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,618
Mork calling Orson.
457
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,787
Come in, Orson.
458
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,690
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
459
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,459
Mork calling Orson.
460
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,960
Come in... Orson.
461
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,674
What are you doing?
462
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,964
Oh, I was doing a
little shadowboxing.
463
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,800
Since there are no shadows in
my mind, I was punching thoughts.
464
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,830
I didn't know you had any.
465
00:23:25,854 --> 00:23:27,287
Oh...
466
00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:29,167
Just one, and the
little sucker's hiding
467
00:23:29,191 --> 00:23:30,124
in my subconscious.
468
00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:31,503
Whoa.
469
00:23:31,527 --> 00:23:33,127
Why are you fighting?
470
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,795
You know violence
is against Orkan law.
471
00:23:35,864 --> 00:23:38,224
Oh, I know that, but I'm
trying to fit in here on Earth,
472
00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,345
because these are a
very violent, violent people.
473
00:23:40,369 --> 00:23:41,863
You mean, they have wars?
474
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,487
Oh, no, worse than that.
475
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,467
Violence is part of
their everyday lives.
476
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,324
First of all, they slash prices.
477
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,493
They drown their sorrows.
478
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,129
They punch buttons,
and they kill time.
479
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,392
I'm not even going to tell
you what they do to eggs.
480
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:57,045
I had no idea Earthlings
were so vicious.
481
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,419
Oh, not only that.
482
00:23:58,487 --> 00:23:59,820
They blow up photographs.
483
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:01,154
They hang plants.
484
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:03,251
And I heard one guy
telling another guy,
485
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,220
"Hey, man, you can
crash at my place."
486
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:07,155
And even when they're
finished having a fight
487
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,445
and they want to make up,
488
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,614
they threaten to
bury the hatchet.
489
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,311
What makes them so violent?
490
00:24:12,335 --> 00:24:13,784
I don't know.
491
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,680
I think it starts
when a baby is born.
492
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,888
The first thing the
doctor does is hit it.
493
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,645
They don't stand a
chance, Your Immenseness.
494
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,793
This is Mork, signing off.
495
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:28,198
Until next week, nanu-nanu.
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