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Do be careful of my
crystal glassware, Richard.
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Why are we taking all this stuff?
The place is equipped.
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You know I can't entertain
without my crystal glassware.
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-They've probably got some.
-At Bruce's cottage?
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Bruce thinks the height of taste is
glassware engraved with naked ladies.
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I'd sooner be struggling with
a naked lady than this crate.
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Oh!
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She rarely listens to anything I say.
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I've learned to appreciate
that over the years.
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Post office? Good morning.
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I wish to speak to your
head postmaster, please.
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Of course it's important.
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Hmm?
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My name is "Bouquet."
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Spell it?
Are you sure you're in the right job?
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It's B-U-C-K-E-T.
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No, it's "Bouquet."
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Thank you.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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"Is it important?"
Who do they think they are?
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Good morning, postmaster.
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Oh, you're his deputy.
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He's in conference?
I suppose that means he's not in yet.
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Now, I would like my mail redirected
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to my sister's luxury holiday cottage,
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complete with patio and built-in barbecue.
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We'll have the run of the place,
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which is double glazed with a
fully fireproofed thatched roof.
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How long are we going for?
Oh, at least two days.
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Hang on, Richard.
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Ooh! Thanks very much.
I was on the verge of a hernia.
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-Going away?
-Just to the country.
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-Your wife going with you?
-Yes, of course.
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-Jolly good! Well done! How long for?
-Two or three days.
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Ah.
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Still. Better than nothing.
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She's going away!
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-They won't redirect our mail.
-Not just for a couple of days.
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I find that a very casual attitude.
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How dare they presume
I receive the kind of mail
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that can wait for two or three days.
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I receive the kind of mail that
can wait for two or three days.
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Suppose there's a letter from Sheridan?
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He never writes.
He just rings up when he's broke.
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It could be in the post now.
A cry for help.
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He's had enough help this month.
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I must ring him when
we arrive at the cottage.
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Let him know where we are in
case he's suffering psychically.
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He might want to confide in his mummy.
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Do you ever wonder why
Sheridan shows no interest in girls?
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Should I take a few of
my favorite ornaments?
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No, not just for a couple of days.
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Ah. That's something I must take.
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Why do you keep reading stuff like that?
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Because it's my last foothold in romance.
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I get very little practice… at least
I can keep abreast with theory.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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That was Hyacinth on the phone.
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Tell her we've moved.
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They've borrowed Violet's
cottage for the weekend
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and they're having a barbecue!
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-Ooh, lovely!
-Oh, no!
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Don't worry, Onslow.
I don't think we're invited.
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She just wants us to take Daddy down.
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She feels it's her duty
to give Daddy a day out.
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But she didn't actually
say we weren't invited?
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No… Well…
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Well, we ought to stay with Daddy, then.
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-He's not used to barbecues.
-His new teeth might hurt.
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Exactly.
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Onslow, we're going to a barbecue.
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It's very inconvenient.
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Anyway, I can't possibly today.
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What have you got on that's so important?
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There's racing on the telly.
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If I wore a saddle…
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Perhaps you might pay
more attention to me.
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I never go for the real outsiders.
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You can watch racing at Bruce's cottage.
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It's not the same outside of
your own cozy environment.
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We're not cozy. We're nearly derelict.
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I like derelict. I'm into derelict.
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-Richard, have we room for my…
-No.
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She is! She's going away!
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I can feel it.
I can feel my ears relaxing.
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-It's only for two days.
-I know! But it'll be like a holiday!
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Oh, I'll be able to sit in the
garden without her singing at me.
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Yippee!
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-[HUMS "THE BLUE DANUBE"]
-Oh, Emmet!
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And you! Two days without
having to go next door for coffee!
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-Not quite.
-What do you mean, not quite?
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What's wrong, Liz? Why are you so subdued?
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Two whole days, Hyacinth-free.
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Not quite.
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There's something you haven't told me.
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-Yes.
-Well, go on. Tell me.
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Hyacinth wants us to visit
them this evening at the cottage.
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For a barbecue.
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You didn't say yes?
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I didn't say anything!
When does one ever say anything?
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We're just expected.
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Oh, don't cry, Emmet!
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I hate it when you cry.
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There you are! I told you!
They're going away!
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You said put it somewhere safe.
I thought you could hold it.
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That was quite a sendoff.
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We must never move, dear.
We'd be greatly missed.
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It's rather humbling to realize
how many friends we have.
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I thought Mr. Ridley looked rather shabby.
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He was just gardening.
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I expect he's lost heart, poor man.
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His wife can't be an easy
person to be married to.
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I've never heard her speak
to him unless to give an order.
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-Sounds familiar.
-Take the next right, dear.
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As we all know, the secret
of marriage is give and take.
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Kindness. Understanding.
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Tolerance.
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Richard, you should have
turned right there, dear.
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I thought you liked a barbecue.
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Run by your Hyacinth?
She'll be polishing the hot dogs.
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Father says he's not
going without Mrs… Thing.
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-Okay, we'll take Mrs. Thing.
-I'll go and tell him!
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Oh. Well, if we are going, we'd
better take a bottle of sauce.
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Your Hyacinth's far too posh
to have any decent sauce.
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Stop playing about with the
car and bring my ornaments in.
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[GUNSHOT]
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Richard, what are you doing now?
Do give me a hand, dear.
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Look, the timing of the
barbecue is all-important.
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I want to feed Daddy first
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and get rid of them all
before our other guests arrive.
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You can't throw people out.
They may overlap a little.
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It's not a question of
throwing people out, dear.
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I shall just insist they leave
early because of Daddy's bedtime.
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Does he go to bed at tea time?
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Hmm?
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They'll have the journey
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and he'll probably be excited.
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No, they must leave early.
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00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:06,428
I shall ring them now
and make that quite clear.
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♪ Tramp, tramp, tramp along the highway ♪
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No, Rose, it's not Boris, it's Hyacinth.
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No, I will not get off the phone, dear.
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I don't care if you are
expecting a call from Boris.
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I would like a brief word with Daisy.
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"Boris"!
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Daisy, dear, how are you?
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Yes, we're here, safe and sound.
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We're not safe. Somebody's shooting.
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Sh. I suggest that you all
arrive here for three o'clock.
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It's a tea-time barbecue.
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We don't want to keep Daddy late, you see.
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-Did you hear what I…
-Shh!
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Mrs. who? Who on earth's Mrs. Thing?
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Polish? Polish!
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Well, find out how to pronounce it, dear.
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You can't keep calling her Mrs. Thing.
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If you've got it written down, fetch it.
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Spell it to me.
It can't be all that difficult.
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Shh!
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Yes, I'm here.
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I have a pencil, yes.
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Now. Z-B-Y-G-N.
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Well, I would say… Zabagoodiga…
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Zabag… Zabaga… Zabaga… Zaberger…
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Very well, if he wants to bring
Mrs. Thing, I suppose he can.
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-I say…
-Ow!
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Good God, man, you're in a state.
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-Are you a drinker?
-No!
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With nerves like that,
you damn well ought to be.
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Have you seen a bitch round here?
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Springer spaniel. Liver and white.
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No, I'm afraid I haven't seen her.
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Came this way when I fired the shot.
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Damn thing's gun-shy.
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-You're not the usual one.
-I beg your pardon.
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Quaint chap. Owns the place.
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-Oh, Bruce.
-That's the fella.
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He's quaint as a four-pound note.
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-He's my brother-in-law.
-He's weirder than my spaniel bitch.
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What's he doing talking
to somebody with a gun?
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I wonder if it's the lady
from the manor house,
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the one Violet told me about.
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Eccentric but very well-connected.
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Ooh! I think that's her.
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If you do see the stupid bitch,
perhaps you'd give us a call.
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Certainly. Of course.
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What's wrong now? Are you having a fit?
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No, I'm fine.
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You don't look fine.
I had a cousin with a twitch like that.
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-I'm not twitching.
-Had to take him to the fruit farm.
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap.
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You are. You are having a fit.
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Bring the lady in, Richard.
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She's coming in.
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♪ I do believe she's coming in ♪
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-Ah!
-Is this your fellow?
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-My husband, yes.
-Don't like the look of him.
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He's not as young as he used to be.
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He's having a turn.
He says he's not but he is.
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I know the signs.
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I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine.
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They all say that.
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My cousin was saying it
when they took him away.
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Really?
Are you the lady from the manor house?
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-That's right. I'm Bunty.
-I'm Hyacinth.
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Ooh, sorry!
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My sister Violet told me about you.
Do go through.
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Ah.
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-Will he be okay out there?
-Oh, yes, I often leave him outside.
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May I hang that up for you?
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-I'll just hang it here.
-Yes.
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Your sister, is it, married to the weirdo?
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The weirdo? No!
My sister is married to Bruce.
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Bruce. That's the fella.
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-May I offer you a drink?
-Normally I'd be glad to
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but I've got to find my gun-shy bitch.
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My Richard will find your dog.
He's very good at things like that.
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Oh, perhaps just a small one.
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Oh, by the way…
220
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Stop fiddling with that,
Richard, and find Bunty's dog.
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How am I supposed to find Bunty's dog?
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I want you to find it, Richard.
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It's quite important socially.
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The dog? The dog is important socially?
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I doubt it if it's gun-shy.
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Don't be silly, Richard.
Just run along and find the dog.
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I have invited Bunty to
the barbecue this evening.
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But I've got to get rid of her
quickly before Onslow arrives.
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Run along, dear, and find the dog.
Her name's Zoe.
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I thought it was supposed
to be relaxing in the country.
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Yes, isn't it, dear?
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When you've found it, don't play
about with it. Bring it straight back.
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This must be what they
call a working holiday.
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Now, what was the name?
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Zoe!
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[LOUD SIREN ON TV]
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Come on, Onslow! You have to get ready!
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You know what Hyacinth's
like about being on time.
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-I'm coming!
-[KNOCKING]
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There's Mrs. Thing! Move yourself, Onslow!
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Onslow, this is Mrs.… Blap-Thing.
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She doesn't speak much English.
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-How much is much?
-None.
244
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:41,690
This is what your father fancies?
245
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:47,928
He says there's something
mysterious about foreign women.
246
00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:52,245
Certainly something
mysterious about this one.
247
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,644
Make yourself at home, Mrs.… Splab.
248
00:19:02,854 --> 00:19:05,573
Well, here's to it.
249
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,967
Oh, that touched the spot.
I'll have another one.
250
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:21,292
I'm so glad you're able to
come to my select little barbecue.
251
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,289
-Do bring your husband.
-My Dorian?
252
00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:28,086
I will if he's awake.
Nods off a lot these days.
253
00:19:28,177 --> 00:19:30,893
-Just like my Daddy.
-Poor old Dorian.
254
00:19:30,977 --> 00:19:34,175
He went from rampant to
stagnant practically overnight.
255
00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:39,049
-How terrible.
-Changed his entire personality.
256
00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:42,255
Daddy's the same.
Once such a brilliant mind.
257
00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:47,813
Old Dorian used to have a bag full
of shady habits with the opposite sex.
258
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,573
Now he's strictly a home bird.
Good as gold.
259
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,810
Boring as hell.
260
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,615
Well, never mind. You bring him along.
261
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:03,578
Yeah, poor old Dorian.
Still, at least I know where he is.
262
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,733
It's the damn dog I can never find.
263
00:20:12,343 --> 00:20:15,859
Zoe! Where are you, Zoe?
264
00:20:20,104 --> 00:20:22,778
It's all right, Zoe. I haven't got a gun.
265
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,344
Come on, girl. Be a good dog.
266
00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:31,462
How does one track an animal?
267
00:20:31,546 --> 00:20:35,904
Footprints! One looks for footprints.
268
00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:44,345
Can't even see my own
footprints in this grass.
269
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,300
Zoe!
270
00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:50,738
Zoe!
271
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,783
I should keep out of
those nettles if I were you.
272
00:20:58,869 --> 00:21:02,226
I'm trying to but thank
you for the advice.
273
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,427
I think maybe we could do that once more.
274
00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:10,787
Oh! Yes.
275
00:21:14,711 --> 00:21:16,828
I don't normally drink.
276
00:21:16,912 --> 00:21:19,904
Unless that damned dog makes me angry.
277
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:22,347
-Do sit down.
-Yeah, I think I'd better.
278
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,062
I do hope Richard finds your dog.
279
00:21:26,153 --> 00:21:28,463
Oh, she'll come home when she's ready.
280
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:32,388
That's more than I used to
be able to say about old Dorian!
281
00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:38,551
Excuse me. My hubby wants a word with me.
282
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,753
-I'll be back in a jiffy.
-You carry on.
283
00:21:44,395 --> 00:21:46,512
-Have you found the dog?
-No.
284
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:51,591
Well, what is it, then?
I am making great strides here socially.
285
00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:54,669
There's a chap outside,
says he's a friend of Bruce.
286
00:21:54,757 --> 00:21:57,473
Are you sure?
You know how gullible you are.
287
00:21:57,557 --> 00:22:00,232
He says he's a friend of Bruce.
288
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,429
He's not a friend of Bruce.
That's some old tramp.
289
00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:12,149
-Get rid of him.
-He warned me off a bed of nettles.
290
00:22:12,239 --> 00:22:17,394
I will not have you discussing
nettle beds with total strangers.
291
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,711
Get rid of him before he helps
himself to my crystal glassware.
292
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,680
-I don't believe…
-Oh, I'll get rid of him.
293
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:30,193
-Bruce isn't here.
-Well, you'll do.
294
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:34,435
-Why don't I visit you?
-I beg your pardon?
295
00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:38,639
You're a sturdy creature.
Don't get many of those round here.
296
00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:41,636
Bruce comes with that skinny thing.
297
00:22:41,723 --> 00:22:45,957
That "skinny thing" happens
to be my sister Violet.
298
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:49,843
Swimming pool, sauna, room for a pony.
299
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:55,037
Not as big round the
veranda as you though, is she?
300
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,564
Wait a minute!
We're just getting acquainted!
301
00:23:04,046 --> 00:23:07,323
-Whatever's the matter?
-He insulted me.
302
00:23:07,407 --> 00:23:08,841
Who did?
303
00:23:08,927 --> 00:23:11,441
A suspiciously scruffy
fellow in an old hat.
304
00:23:11,527 --> 00:23:13,279
Oh, sounds like my Dorian.
305
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,717
Oh, it is my Dorian.
306
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,365
-He insulted you?
-Well, not insulted…
307
00:23:22,449 --> 00:23:26,841
He's not done that for ages.
He must be feeling his oats again.
308
00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:30,320
Well done, old thing!
309
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,846
This calls for a drink.
Come along. Pour me another.
310
00:23:33,930 --> 00:23:38,687
Go and get old Dorian. Bring him in!
311
00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:45,921
Do as Bunty says, dear.
Fetch Dorian. Don't keep him waiting.
312
00:23:46,012 --> 00:23:51,725
-They're awfully well-connected.
-[MOCKINGLY] Oh, well, off I go. Tally-ho.
313
00:23:56,813 --> 00:23:59,690
-Is that lady your wife?
-Yes.
314
00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:02,607
Lots of fun, is she?
315
00:24:02,694 --> 00:24:06,404
I can't say I've ever
thought of her in terms of fun.
316
00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:10,325
Won't you come in? Your wife's here.
317
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,211
Is she?
318
00:24:12,295 --> 00:24:15,846
-Her dog's missing.
-Ah.
319
00:24:15,936 --> 00:24:19,292
-She's gun-shy, you know.
-Your wife?
320
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:23,928
Is she? No, I don't think so.
321
00:24:24,017 --> 00:24:26,247
Not Bunty!
322
00:24:28,778 --> 00:24:31,414
And this is a photograph
323
00:24:31,498 --> 00:24:35,493
of a certificate obtained
by Sheridan for penmanship.
324
00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:38,458
He had a beautiful italic hand.
325
00:24:40,139 --> 00:24:43,531
And here he is with his favorite teddy,
326
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:47,136
saying goodbye to it
as he left for university.
327
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:49,857
-[DOOR SLAMS]
-Oh!
328
00:24:49,941 --> 00:24:53,172
That must be my Richard and your Dorian.
329
00:24:53,261 --> 00:24:55,616
Oh! [GRUNTS]
330
00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:59,491
Oh, damn legs.
Always the first thing to go.
331
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:03,538
-Help Bunty, will you, Richard?
-Yes, Richard, help Bunty.
332
00:25:03,622 --> 00:25:06,579
I'll entertain this
fascinating creature here.
333
00:25:06,663 --> 00:25:08,574
Oh!
334
00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:12,463
God, old Dorian's back on form!
335
00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:26,099
There we are then, Mrs. Thing.
336
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:30,578
I could feel her staring
at me in Polish all the way.
337
00:25:33,146 --> 00:25:35,263
I hope we're well enough dressed.
338
00:25:35,347 --> 00:25:38,977
She said casual.
339
00:25:40,947 --> 00:25:42,905
[TANGO MUSIC PLAYING]
340
00:25:48,388 --> 00:25:51,381
He's a demon on the
dance floor, old Dorian.
341
00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:54,507
Oh, damn legs.
Always the first thing to go.
342
00:25:55,669 --> 00:25:57,581
Ooh!
343
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,861
Ooh!
344
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,861
[RECORD SLOWS, DIES]
345
00:26:05,191 --> 00:26:09,547
Oh, I say.
You're a damn fine filly on the flat.
346
00:26:09,631 --> 00:26:11,942
Let's see how you go over the jumps!
347
00:26:12,032 --> 00:26:13,670
Oh-ho!
348
00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:17,664
Ra-cha-cha-cha-cha!
349
00:26:17,752 --> 00:26:21,189
I haven't done this for years!
350
00:26:21,273 --> 00:26:24,823
I really should be unpacking
my crystal glassware.
351
00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:27,870
There's plenty of time for that.
352
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:32,187
Run along!
Let's get some sun on those rosy cheeks!
353
00:26:44,516 --> 00:26:46,632
Hoi! Ra-cha-cha-cha-cha!
354
00:26:46,716 --> 00:26:48,116
Oh, what a sport!
355
00:26:54,837 --> 00:26:56,474
Ra-cha-cha-cha-cha! Ho!
356
00:26:56,558 --> 00:26:58,469
Onslow!
357
00:27:00,278 --> 00:27:05,308
Hello, Hyacinth.
All go, this early retirement, Dicky.
358
00:27:06,879 --> 00:27:10,874
Unsteady on my pins.
And now my eyes have gone.
359
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,429
All I can see is legs.
360
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,477
I think I need another drink. Come along!
361
00:27:18,561 --> 00:27:21,075
-Give me a hand, old thing.
-In a minute.
362
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:24,199
Now, come on, old girl.
363
00:27:28,242 --> 00:27:30,836
I think I'll go and
look for the dog again.
364
00:27:30,922 --> 00:27:32,117
Zoe!
365
00:27:34,563 --> 00:27:37,954
Where's Dicky going with Mrs. Thing?
366
00:27:38,043 --> 00:27:41,080
Zoe! Zoe!
367
00:27:41,164 --> 00:27:42,996
Zoe!
368
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:51,318
How did he know Mrs. Thing was called Zoe?
369
00:27:52,645 --> 00:27:54,922
Whoo!
370
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:11,801
Hyacinth, who was that
lady you were dancing with?
371
00:28:11,888 --> 00:28:14,444
Oh, that was Bunty, Dorian's wife.
372
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:17,840
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
373
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:20,808
If her legs were
working, you'd like Bunty.
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