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Oh, man, so fucking hype.

Hey, are you sure that no one's here right now?

Yeah, nobody's here. Are you sure, like, a grandma or maybe your parents?

I don't know. Yo, J .J., she literally just said nobody's fucking home. I'm

sorry. You don't have to be fearful.

I don't really know her. J., relax, relax. Look, nobody's home.

So do you guys want to fuck or not?

Fuck yeah, yeah.

Go, man, go.

This is my room.

Wow. I love the posters.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Now that you guys are in my room, why don't you go ahead and get naked?

Yeah. No, yeah, for sure. Definitely.

Fine. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Wow. They're pierced?

That's so funny.

Thank you.

You're just stupid.

You should take off your shorts.

Yo, Jay.

Fucking do something. I'm sorry.

I just don't want to get caught.

Nobody's here. Relax, man. Relax. Relax,

Jay.

Jay,

fucking touch

something. Touch her ass.

That's my mom. Wait, wait, wait. That's your mom?

Yeah. You said there's nobody in here.

Daisy?

Are you home?

Daisy? Yeah?

Who do you have in there?

No one.

Daisy, you know I have a really good sense of smell. I smell mint cologne.

That's my perfume.

Bullshit, Daisy.

Why aren't you even home yet? You're not supposed to be out of college this

early. I didn't feel good, so I came home early.

You didn't say anything to anybody?

No, I didn't, no.

Smell clone.

There's nobody else in here other than me.

I smell a man in here.

There's no man in here. I really think you should get out of my room. I'm

sick. Oh, yeah?

Interesting. Because you don't look sick.

Who's in here? I knew it! I knew it! Come here! Come here! Oh, my God. I'm so

sorry. What? Oh, my God.

Jay, come back!

What are you doing?

Two days?

You're not going anywhere. Sit down. Right now. Yes, ma 'am.

Hey!

Two men? Really, Daisy?

What would your dad say?

It's better with two.

You're not my mom anyway. You can't say anything.

Oh, we're doing that again?

Really?

Don't you go anywhere.

Yes, ma 'am.

I'm so sorry.

It's so nice to meet you. Get your hand out of my face. My name is Leo.

I don't need you speaking right now.

Yes, ma 'am.

Why are you being such a bitch? What's your problem?

Daisy.

Listen, I get it. You're in college. You're trying to be wild and

have fun.

Man, I remember college.

I was a slug.

One time, I actually had like seven guys at once.

Seven guys? It was amazing.

Those were the glory days.

Have some fun, girl.

I get it. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Maybe, he's probably not too far, right? You can probably call him back and then

I can just go to his door.

I don't think that guy's going to come back. He's probably down the block by

this time.

I'm sorry. You caught me off guard.

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

I should have let you guys know that I was coming back.

Your dad probably would have flipped out.

So, not like he's ever here.

I miss those good times. We used to have so much fun, but now it's just, you

know, your dad's always gone and lonely all the time, and it just sucks, you

know? I think maybe I was just a little jealous.

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, guys. I'm going to go ahead and head out so you can do your thing.

I'm sorry. No, I mean, if Dad hasn't been giving you enough, I mean, would

want Johnny?

I'm not as thin as you.

He's not going to want to fuck somebody that's old like me.

Johnny.

Johnny. Oh.

Would you maybe want to fuck my mom?

Yeah, I mean, totally.

But it's not Johnny, it's Leo.

Oh, sorry.

But see, he would want to fuck you. Really? Yeah, oh my God. Of course,

smoke show. Thank you.

Yeah.

Wow. Are you sure that's okay?

I don't want to ruin your fun. Take your guy from you. I mean, I don't really

mind, but you did kind of ruin my two guys, so I think maybe I

could join.

We could do that.

I haven't had fun in so long.

All three of us?

Yes, all three of us. Oh.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm down.

Don't tell on me and I won't tell on you.

Absolutely. Deal.

Okay. Our secret.

Our secret.

Okay.

Wow. Holy shit.

Okay.

Oh shit, you have beautiful fucking tits too.

Your mom is so fucking sexy.

I see that.

Oh man, it's been a while.

Johnny, you have a nice cock It's Leo, but thank you

Fuckin' ass, baby.

Oh, you taste so good, baby.

Your love's got such a taste.

I like it.

He's got the perfect little fuckin' eyes.

I take it so good.

on birth control, okay? Okay. It's different for me. I can't get pregnant.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

What's it taste like? Let me see.

We taste good.

My husband's gonna be home soon.

Thank you so much!