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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,551 [ Oliver ] ♪ Green Acres ♪ 2 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,786 ♪ Is the place to be ♪ 3 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:25,657 ♪ Farm livin' is the life for me ♪ 4 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:29,728 ♪ Land spreadin' out so far and wide ♪ 5 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:33,498 ♪ Keep Manhattan Just give me that countryside ♪ 6 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:37,569 [ Lisa ] ♪ New York is where I'd rather stay ♪ 7 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:41,739 ♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪ 8 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:45,244 ♪ I just adore a penthouse view ♪ 9 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,413 ♪ Darling, I love you but give me Park Avenue ♪ 10 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,984 ♪ The chores ♪ 11 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,019 ♪ The stores ♪ 12 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,990 - ♪ Fresh air ♪ - ♪ Times Square ♪ 13 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:02,394 - ♪ You are my wife ♪ - ♪ Good-bye, city life ♪ 14 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:06,164 [ Together ] ♪ Green Acres, we are there ♪♪ 15 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:23,015 And a side of bacon. Anything else, Mrs. Mullen? 16 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,250 Twelve pounds of jelly beans. 17 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,685 Kenny. 18 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,687 No, I think that'll be all. 19 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,689 Could you charge this for me, Mr. Drucker? 20 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,592 My husband says he'll pay you as soon as he gets back from Chicago. 21 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,762 Oh, sure. Is he gonna get back in time for the new arrival? 22 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,265 - What's arriving? - The stork. 23 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,801 I thought you said it was a baby. 24 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:47,372 It is. Oh. And then we're going to get a stork too? 25 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,943 Boys are sure stupid. 26 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,212 Hello, Mr. Drucker. Hello. 27 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,081 Oh, hello, Mr. Douglas, Mrs. Douglas. 28 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,517 Hello there. Hello there to you. 29 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,853 And what is your name? 30 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,522 Kenny Mullen, and this is my sister. 31 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,725 What's your name again? Molly. 32 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,729 Uh, this is Mrs. Mullen. Mr. and Mrs. Douglas. 33 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,730 - How do you do? - Hello. 34 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,300 The Mullens have just moved in to the old Fenton place. 35 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,269 Glad to have you as neighbors. 36 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,704 Glad enough to buy me some jelly beans? 37 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:23,074 - Well-- - Twelve pounds of jelly beans. 38 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,811 Yes, sir. Kenny, that's not polite. 39 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,382 What difference does it make? I got the jelly beans, didn't I? 40 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,150 Here ya are, Kenny. 41 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,218 Thanks. 42 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,223 Well, aren't you going to give some to your sister? 43 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,427 No. I'm saving them for the new arrival. 44 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,497 We're going to get a baby and a stork. 45 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,500 How about that? 46 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,535 When are you expectin' the little one? 47 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,804 Well, the doctor said in about-- 48 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,806 Oh. 49 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,943 - What's the matter? - I think the doctor was wrong. 50 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,612 Oh. Oh, well. Well, you better sit down. 51 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,315 Oh, Mr. Drucker, will you call the doctor, please? 52 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,450 Yeah. I-- I better call him. Uh, Doctor! 53 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,519 No, on the phone. 54 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:11,022 Oh. Oh, yeah. The phone. Where's the phone? 55 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,758 There! 56 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:17,462 I wouldn't waste time phoning. I'd get her to the hospital in a car. 57 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,098 To the hospital. The hospital. 58 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,800 The hospital. Ooh. I don't have a hospital. 59 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,570 I mean, I don't have a hospital to take you to the car. 60 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,440 I mean, I don't-- Please. I'll be glad to take you. Come on. 61 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:32,210 What about the children? Oh, don't worry. Mr. Douglas and I will take care of them. 62 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:34,279 Oh. 63 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,686 Yeah. Then we all went back to Barbara's house for some pizza. 64 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,188 [ Groans ] I can still taste it. Uh, miss. 65 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:49,227 Just a second, please. You know, you'd think after all these years she'd know how to cook. 66 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:53,531 Uh, miss, if you don't mind, we'd like to have a baby. 67 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,867 I mean, the lady's going to have a baby. 68 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:58,470 Oh. I'll call you back. 69 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:05,377 Uh, this is Admitting. I've got an emergency for Maternity. 70 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,580 Somebody will be here in just a minute. 71 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:12,250 Thank you. Thank you. You'll be all right. Yes, I know. 72 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,219 Ah. There we go. 73 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,055 Take it easy. Everything's gonna be fine. All right. 74 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,057 Thank you. Good luck now. 75 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,059 Thank you. I'll be seeing you. 76 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,596 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 77 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:27,566 Oh, just a second, sir. There are a few formalities. 78 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:31,536 Uh, what do you mean? Ah, we have some papers to fill out so we can admit your wife. 79 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,372 Oh, uh, you don't understand. Now then. Name. 80 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,708 Uh, her name is Mrs. Mullens. 81 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,876 Mullens. 82 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,879 - First name. - I don't know. 83 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,281 You don't know your wife's first name? 84 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:47,251 Well, of course I do. It's Lisa. 85 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,320 Knew you'd think of it. 86 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,322 Lisa. 87 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,758 You expectant fathers are all alike. 88 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,861 No. No. I'm not expecting a father. I'm-- No. I mean-- 89 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,697 How long have you and Mrs. Mullens been married? 90 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,933 We're not married. 91 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:04,202 Oh? 92 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:07,706 Oh. We-- You-- You've got this all wrong. 93 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,774 Look. I've got a wife of my own. 94 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,443 Oh? 95 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,811 Uh, Mrs. Mullens is just a neighbor. 96 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,714 - Her husband's in Chicago, and, uh-- - I see. 97 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,385 No, you don't see. 98 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,589 Look. My name is Douglas. 99 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,624 Oliver Wendell Douglas. 100 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:30,462 -I was in Drucker's store with my wife-- -I thought she wasn't your wife. 101 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,099 No. Oh. No, not this one. My other wife. 102 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:38,136 Well, you just got her here in time. It's a boy. 103 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,539 - Oh. - Your wife is fine. 104 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,175 They're not married. Oh? 105 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,244 She's just a neighbor. Really? 106 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:47,812 Look. 107 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,349 I just met Mrs. Mullens a half hour ago. 108 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:55,520 I drove her here because her husband's away. That's all there is to it! 109 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:03,895 Phew! I wonder how a man like that can sleep at night. 110 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,770 Oliver. How's Mrs. Mullens? 111 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,906 Oh, she's fine. What was it? 112 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,309 A boy. Well, aren't you going to give me a cigar? 113 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,311 Lisa, I had enough trouble-- 114 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,116 Isn't that cute? 115 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,118 Can I have my arrow back? 116 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:31,289 Here. Stuck pretty good, didn't it? 117 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:33,958 You see, if you wet it this way-- Who is this? 118 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,695 One of the Mullen kids. I thought there were only two of them. 119 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,097 No. There were four more at home. 120 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,834 Come on out, kids. Meet the big cheese. 121 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:48,339 Darling, Molly and Kenny you already met in the store. Mm-hmm. 122 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,009 - And this is John. - I'm Terry. 123 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,211 Oh? Well, then this is John. 124 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:57,682 - I'm Bruce. - Well, then this must be John. 125 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,518 - I'm Eric. - Well, then who are you? 126 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,589 - I'm John. - Oh. That's where you went. 127 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,892 Well, that's all of them. Hey. You forgot me. I'm Eb. 128 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,929 Oh. Oh, yes. This is Eb. 129 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,997 I've met him. 130 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,332 Children, this is my husband. 131 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,869 Is he gonna be our new father? 132 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,338 He doesn't look very new to me. 133 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,508 Uh, uh, look, kids. First-- [ Clears Throat ] 134 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:27,345 I want to tell you that your mother is all right, and you have a new baby brother. 135 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:30,348 - What's his name? - I don't know. 136 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,917 A fine father you are. 137 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:36,888 Uh, look, kids. I just want you to know that you can stay here... 138 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,957 until your mother comes home from the hospital, 139 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,258 and I'm sure we're all gonna get along fine, huh? 140 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,795 Why should we? We never did before. 141 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:47,231 Eb, uh, don't you have some chores to do? 142 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,535 - Yes, sir. - Well, take the children with you and let them help. 143 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,770 Welcome to Green Acres, kids, 144 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,239 sometimes known as the sweatshop on the hill. 145 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,775 Eb. 146 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,777 Okay. Follow me now. Single file. 147 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,979 Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four. 148 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,621 Lisa. Uh-- 149 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:14,225 What are you doing? Making lunch for the children. Caviar sandwiches. 150 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:18,396 Caviar sandwiches? What are you gonna serve with 'em? Champagne? 151 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:20,398 Do we have enough bottles? 152 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:25,102 Lisa, children do not drink champagne or eat caviar sandwiches. 153 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,306 My mother always gave me caviar sandwiches. 154 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,909 Caviar is not good for children. 155 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:34,111 It never hurt me. Except in the spring. 156 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,648 I'd always try to swim upstream. 157 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,984 Give them caviar. They're not going swimming anyway. 158 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:43,721 Will you call the children and tell them lunch is ready? 159 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,923 All right. 160 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,225 Hey, kids! 161 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,528 Come on! Lunch is ready! 162 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,997 Come on! Let's go! Boy, am I hungry! 163 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,999 [ All Shouting ] 164 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,203 Oliver! What are you lying on the ground for? 165 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:03,174 Those kids knocked me. All right, you kids. Come out here! 166 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,176 Line up! [ Chattering ] 167 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,779 Let's get one thing straight. If you want to stay here, 168 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:11,148 you've gotta act like human beings, not like a bunch of wild Indians. 169 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:16,921 You do that once more-- Oliver, don't yell at them, or they'll grow up to be hippies. 170 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,923 Lisa. All right. Now, all right, children. 171 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,927 Everybody wash their hands and go in and sit down to lunch. Go on. 172 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,229 There you go. Hurry up. 173 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:29,401 There you are. One second, please. 174 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,737 Wash your hands, or no lunch. 175 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,907 Did everybody have enough to eat? [ All ] Yeah! 176 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,243 Now, kids, everybody go outside and play. 177 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:43,314 Hey. Wait, wait. Hold it. Hold it. Here, here. Wait. Clear the table first. 178 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:47,051 What do you want us to do with the dishes? Put them in the dishwasher. 179 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,455 No! Don't throw them! Hey, hey, hey! 180 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:53,391 Stop! No. Don't. Come on. Gently, gently, gently. 181 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,193 Gently. Gently. 182 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,229 [ Smash ] 183 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,300 Eb, I want you to keep an eye on 'em this afternoon. 184 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,302 Yes, sir. 185 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,371 Oh. 186 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,441 [ Oliver ] Eb! 187 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,011 Well, he's a great one to leave in charge. 188 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:17,682 Well, it's nice that he has some kids to play with for a change. Look, he-- 189 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:22,053 I better call New York and order some more caviar so we have it for lunch tomorrow. 190 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,222 Lisa, you can't go on feeding 'em caviar. 191 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,291 What are we gonna have for dinner tonight? 192 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,894 Uh, how do hotcakes hit you? 193 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,497 Fortunately I've never been hit by one. 194 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:37,368 You keep talking like this and you may. 195 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,371 Lisa, you've gotta get somebody to help you with the cooking. 196 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,941 Have you got any suggestions? 197 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,376 Yes. There are several people I could suggest. 198 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,411 Howdy doody. 199 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,213 And that's not one of 'em. 200 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,448 Why not? Ralph. 201 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:54,952 - Yes, ma'am. - Watch it, you-- 202 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,055 Did I bump his little head? 203 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,990 Yes, you did. 204 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,758 Want me to kiss it and make it better? 205 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,561 Keep your liver lips to yourself. 206 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:07,832 Ralph, with the children here, I wonder if you could help me with the cooking? 207 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:11,135 I'm not much of a cook. You're not much of anything. 208 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,406 Ooh! Will you please be careful! 209 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,709 - Can you do it? - Well, gladly. 210 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,944 If I can get an okay from lambie-pie here... 211 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,847 to be excused from my carpentry duties in the bedroom. 212 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:26,283 - Is it okay, lambie? - Yes. Okay. 213 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,753 Oh. Good. I'll go wash up. 214 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,822 Could you hold this, please? 215 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,891 Could I-- 216 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,893 Ooh! 217 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:40,498 All I hope is that she's a better cook than a carpenter. She'd have to be. 218 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,469 What should we have first? You got some tomato juice? 219 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,672 There are some cans in the closet. 220 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,674 Hi. Ah, the foreman's here. 221 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,010 How's dinner coming? Fine. 222 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,078 Hey. 223 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,382 Hey. That smells pretty good. What is it? 224 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,885 My overalls. I'm boiling them out for tomorrow. 225 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,623 - What are we having for dinner? - Stew. 226 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:09,460 - When are you gonna start? - As soon as I finish boiling out my overalls. 227 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,162 Look, Ralph-- 228 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,598 Here's the tomato juice. Oh. Would you hold these? 229 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,768 What, uh, will you-- 230 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,210 Oliver, we ought to buy one of those can openers. 231 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:31,548 That's not a can opener. That's an electric drill. Somebody told you. 232 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,352 Look, Ralph-- Get me two glasses for the tomato juice. 233 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,893 Oliver, we ought to get one of those potato peelers too. 234 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,895 Oh, the-- Oh, that's a plane. 235 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,698 You've been peeking. 236 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,500 If you want to keep busy, why don't you get a chisel out of my toolbox... 237 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,502 and start taking the eyes out of these potatoes? 238 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:55,607 Look. Do you have to use your carpenter tools to cook with? 239 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,942 These are my cooking carpenter tools. 240 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,078 My working carpenter tools are in the bedroom. 241 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,581 Oliver, instead of complaining, why don't you try to help? 242 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:06,550 What do you want me to do? Why don't you slice the bread? 243 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,286 Where is it? It's in the vise. 244 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,956 That's no place for the bread. Start slicing. 245 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:15,760 Look, you two finish building dinner. I'll get the kids ready. 246 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,829 Excuse me, Ralph. I'll do it. 247 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,106 Okay, kids. Settle down. Oh, oh. That's all right. I'll call Molly. 248 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,943 Where's Molly? She's in bed. 249 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,078 Well, we got a sleeping bag out here for her. 250 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,848 Oh, that's not for her. That's for you. 251 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,850 What do you mean? 252 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,719 Well, the boys sleep out here, and the girls sleep in there. 253 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,721 What girls? 254 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,891 Excuse me. 255 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,161 Excuse me. Why's she sleeping in there? 256 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:54,031 Well, she has to get up in the morning and make breakfast for the kids. 257 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,100 Yes, but-- Good night, darling. 258 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,903 Good night, boys. [ All ] Good night. 259 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,439 Shut out, huh? 260 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,542 Go to sleep! 261 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,650 Mr. Douglas. What? 262 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,686 You forgot to turn the light off. 263 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,257 One of you kids can turn it off. 264 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,160 That's the rule. The last one in bed turns the light out. 265 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,600 So I have to turn the-- 266 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,669 That's the rule. [ Mutters ] 267 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,386 Mr. Douglas. What now? 268 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,622 I can't sleep with the light off. 269 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,793 - The light stays off. - Okay. 270 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,695 But you're gonna hear a lot of crying all night. 271 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,081 Now, is there anything else? [ All ] No. 272 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,851 Anybody want a drink of water? [ All ] No. 273 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,487 Anybody want to go to the-- [ All ] No. 274 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,489 Good night. 275 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,628 - [ Crows ] - Wake up. Wake up. 276 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,697 [ Groans ] 277 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,936 What? Huh? I've got to go to school. 278 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,438 You woke me up to tell me that? 279 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,841 No. I woke you up to tell you you have to take me. 280 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,843 I've got to be there at 7:30. 281 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,947 Well, how about the school bus? 282 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,550 Oh, we've been barred from that. 283 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,020 - Why? - I'd rather not say. 284 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,523 All right. Wake your brothers. 285 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,894 - They don't go at 7:30. They go later. - All right. 286 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,998 Get your breakfast, and I'll take ya. 287 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,134 Let's go. 288 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:22,113 Why didn't you think of that before we got started? 289 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,697 Where are you going? To get some breakfast. 290 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,699 You haven't got time. Why? 291 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,168 The kids have to be in school at 8:30. 292 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,339 8:30? Come on out, boys. The chauffeur is here. 293 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,942 Where's the rest of them? They don't go with us. 294 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,011 What do you mean? These two go at 8:30. 295 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:59,616 Bruce goes at 9:30. Molly goes at 10:00. And Terry goes at 12:00. 296 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,320 I can't go running back and forth all day. 297 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:08,025 Why can't the 9:30's and the 10:30's come with the 8:30's and wait in the school yard? 298 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,328 We can't. We all go to different schools. 299 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,298 Get in. 300 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,052 Did you get them all delivered? Finally! 301 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,721 Where do you think you're going? 302 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,525 To get some lunch. It's 12:30. I haven't had breakfast yet. 303 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:46,230 Well, you haven't got time. You have to pick up the 7:30 at school. 304 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,454 Oh! What are you-- 305 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:14,225 What do you think you're doing? I'm trying to get something to eat. 306 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,028 You'll spoil your supper. We're gonna eat in about an hour. 307 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,097 It's 5:00. I haven't had any breakfast or lunch, 308 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,433 taking the kids to school and bringing them home. 309 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,036 Now you know what it's like to be a mother. 310 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,505 Oliver. Oliver. Good news. 311 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:31,041 Mrs. Mullen is bringing the baby home from the hospital tomorrow. 312 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:36,880 Oh, thank goodness. I don't think I could stand another day like today. I'm beat. 313 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,184 - Well, after dinner, you can take a nap. - Good. 314 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,886 I'll wake you up in time to take us to the drive-in. 315 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,290 - The drive-in? - Well, I-- I promised the kids, 316 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,927 since this is their last night here, we'll take them to the movies. 317 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,896 Oh! 318 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,433 All right. Everybody set? [ All ] Yeah! 319 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,936 Let's go to the movies! [ Chattering ] 320 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,004 Let's go to the movies! 321 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,008 Let's go! 322 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,615 Why didn't you think of that before you got in the car? 323 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,120 [ All Shouting ] 324 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,188 Come on. 325 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,591 [ All Grunting ] Oliver. 326 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,260 Oliver, can't we get any closer? 327 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,429 This is the only spot that's left. 328 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,098 Hey, hey, hey. Settle down. Hey. [ Whistles ] 329 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,100 Watch the picture. We can't hear. 330 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,102 I'll get the speaker. 331 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,512 [ Children Laugh ] That was clever. 332 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,981 The wire is-- [ Eb ] We can't hear. 333 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,983 I said the wire was too short. 334 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,419 [ Together ] Shh! 335 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,489 Oliver, there is a speaker over there. 336 00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:01,131 What a place to spend a honeymoon. 337 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,702 Uh, pardon me. Will you be u-- 338 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,974 Uh, would you mind if I, uh, uh, uh-- 339 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,444 Oh. Well, I guess they don't care. 340 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,983 [ Click ] 341 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,186 All right. Give me the speaker. 342 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,890 [ Smash ] 343 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,825 That was clever too. 344 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,462 You should've held on to it. 345 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,464 I'll get it. 346 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,705 They never even noticed it. 347 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,443 Can everybody see and hear now? [ All ] Yeah. 348 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:49,346 Quiet. Be quiet. Watch the movie now. 349 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,415 [ Roaring ] 350 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,888 - I'm hungry. - You just finished dinner. 351 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:02,526 I want some popcorn. Oliver, get her some popcorns. 352 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,996 All right. Anybody else want anything? 353 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,332 I'll have a hamburger. I want a pizza. 354 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,568 Get me an ice-cream cone. I'll have a hot dog. 355 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:14,438 - Get me a chocolate bar. - I'll have spaghetti and meatballs on a stick. 356 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,041 Look, I'm not getting everybody something different. 357 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,077 [ All ] Aw. I'll go get it. 358 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:24,448 Yeah. Go on! Hurry. All right. Here. Here. Here's $10. Bring me the change. 359 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,783 Yes, sir. Run. Come on. 360 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,686 [ Roaring ] 361 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:35,125 I'm hungry. Where's the popcorn? 362 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:39,863 - I don't know. - Oliver, Terry has been gone more than a half an hour. 363 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,865 I think he's lost. 364 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,968 - Well-- - You better go and look for him. 365 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,937 All right. 366 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,915 Here you are. Where's Mr. Douglas? 367 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,917 He went to look for you. Oh. 368 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,554 That's okay. I forgot to bring him anything anyway. 369 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,722 I better go and tell him you're back. 370 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,926 Hey. Careful. You kids start eating. 371 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,564 [ Roaring ] 372 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,167 Well, I found him. 373 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,802 - Found who? - Terry. 374 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,004 I'm Terry. 375 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,006 Well, who are you? Clarence. 376 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,410 But we don't have a Clarence in the family. 377 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,112 Would you like to adopt me? 378 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,348 No, thanks. Now, Lisa, w-- 379 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,851 - Where's my wife? - She went to look for you. 380 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,655 Come on. I'll take you back where I found you. 381 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:42,192 I got a pizza for Mrs. Douglas. Oh. 382 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,795 I better go find her before it gets cold. 383 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,336 Hey. What happened to you? 384 00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:57,808 Oh, that stupid kid told his father I was tryin' to kidnap him. 385 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,878 Where's Ralph? She went to look for Mrs. Douglas. 386 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:04,848 Oh. Hello there. I was looking all over for you, but you weren't there. 387 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,018 - Lisa, you didn't have to-- - Where's Ralph? 388 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:11,388 - She went to look for you. - Oh. Well, then I better go and look for her. 389 00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:14,791 No. You just get in the car and sit there. I'll go look for her. 390 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,260 And I don't want anybody to move. 391 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,329 [ All Groan ] Oh, thanks. 392 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,866 I couldn't find Mrs. Douglas anywhere. Oh, you're back. Yes. 393 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:26,136 - Well, where'd Mr. Douglas go? - He went to look for you. 394 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,539 Oh, I'd better go look for him. Where are you going? 395 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,907 To look for you. I-- Get back in the car. 396 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:33,744 Everybody stays put. Nobody leaves this car till we get home. 397 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,946 Meanie! [ All Groaning ] 398 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,415 Mrs. Douglas, I brought you a pizza. 399 00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:40,584 Oh? Where is it? 400 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,522 Guess. 401 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,793 Lisa. 402 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,928 What's taking the kids so long? 403 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,398 They're packing. Well, tell 'em to hurry up. 404 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:57,033 Their mother's at home waiting for them. Oliver. 405 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,870 Hmm? Aren't you going to miss them? 406 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,306 Oh, yeah. Yes. I suppose so. 407 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,376 Don't you like them? Oh, yeah. Nice kids. 408 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,944 Don't you wish they could stay? 409 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,946 Well, I guess so. 410 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,583 You're not only saying that because you know they're leaving? 411 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,218 Oh, no. No. Good. 412 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,821 Because your wish has come true. 413 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:21,224 What? They're not leaving. 414 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,360 Why not? 415 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,562 Kenny got the measles. 416 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,332 [ Shouts ] The meas-- 417 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,137 I guess he caught them from me. 418 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:20,451 [ Lisa ] This has been a Filmways presentation, darling. 36903

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