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Thank you.

But nobody can be here.

Look, look at the view.

The train, the bridge.

The train's my favorite.

It's not moving.

Well, it's the weekend.

We wanted to do something different, right?

So they bring me here. We could mess around a little.

Don't be, you know, you know, sexy.

Who else would know?

Oh, come on. Dirty.

Oh, don't worry about the dirt. It's an abandoned building.

Of course it's dirty.

But you'll get over it.

After you have a glass of wine.

I thought we were going out to dinner or something like that.

We can go eat later.

I was laying around. They've got to get her out of here.

Thank you.

To us?

Don't you find him a romantic place?

Come on.

He's romantic. If you think about it, let yourself go.

Get into it.

You know, look, look. It's an abandoned building.

It's like, Look, we can see by the outside, and we're in here. We're like

sneaking. We're like doing something wrong.

Doesn't that turn you on? Isn't that sexy?

Come on.

Interesting.

I'm messing up my hair.

Hey, what kind of logic? I know what you're saying. It's just you and me.

This isn't romantic. It's dirty. It's freezing cold in here. Honey, come on.

Once. Do it my way. Just once.

Sweetheart.

Take them off.

There's people outside.

So? Let them look.

Stop. The place is full of stuff. They can't get in here.

Let's see.

people walking outside.

Ignore them.

Come on, honey.

There's no one here.

Baby, come on.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Just forget it.

It's freezing in here and I'm not comfortable.

There's no one here, I tell you. Great.

Can we just go? I'm freezing and I don't like your jokes.

Baby.

Can we go? I have tons of things to do.

It's just great. It's sweet.

Seriously, I have tons of things to do. I have to do my laundry. I have to pack.

The dogs have to go out.

it a second ago.

I thought we could spend some quality time together before I left, but it's

a joke.

It's not a joke.

I thought it'd be romantic.

Oh my God.

Romantic. All you think about is your stupid day.

Money, time, the M word.

No, no, it's nothing like that. It's just sex.

What is it with you two? You're young, you're healthy, you're good looking.

Henry, I really love Susan.

I do.

I love her. I adore her. But you can only do it in the exact same position so

many times before it gets boring.

It's a question of variety.

Which brings me to my current request.

Which is?

I have a guest tonight.

A guest?

A professional guest.

Yeah. But she comes highly recommended.

What's that?

Henry, I'd appreciate it if nobody knew she was here.

There.

This is a lot safer. And it's a lot less expensive.

Olivia Sands, please.

It's your choice.

Excuse me, I'm here to see Daryl Porter.

Derek Porter.

Oh, whatever.

There's apartment 2B. Just up the steps on the left.

Okay, thanks.

Didn't you call?

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

You there?

Yeah, I'm there.

Glad you could make it.

Oh, the money's over there on the, um, on the stereo cabinet.

Looks like you've already started without me.

Looks like you're watching this river.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

This girl, she's incredible.

Her name's Olivia.

Yeah, she's great.

Olivia Sands.

Look at her, man. Look at her do this.

She's great.

You want to take this up?

Yeah, sure.

Well, she's on the TV and I'm here.

Hey, you mind if I call you Olivia?

You can call me whatever you want to.

Mmm. Mmm.

Susan, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I mean, nobody was supposed to know.

Why?

I let you make love to me all the time.

What, that's not good enough for you?

That's just it. You let me, but you never do anything.

Susan, I love you.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever known.

And I... The what? I'm a lousy lay?

Get the hell out.

But Susan... Get out!

No, thanks, Henry.

You wait till tomorrow morning, and then you go.

You go apologize to her.

I mean, she loves you. She'll understand.

Where'd you get her?

What? The video. Where'd you get it? At the video store.

And, you know, in the back room where they sell the adult tapes. Forget about

the video. You think about the girl.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Oh, I'm tired.

All right, look.

Every morning at 9 o 'clock, she leaves for work.

Now, when I come on duty at 7 o 'clock, I'm going to wake you up, okay?

Then you get up, you get the shave, you get nice, and you go to her and you

apologize. You be nice to her.

Bring her a cup of coffee.

Just do the right thing.

You'll understand.

I'm going to get some sleep.

All right, kids.

Stay out of trouble.

Morning, Miss Susan.

That lock on your bathroom door should be working okay now. You'll check it for

me, won't you?

Hey, is she gone?

Oh, man.

You gotta be... Oh, you got it bad.

She's gonna be here, man.

The only she you should be thinking about just walked out that door.

Lydia Sands, man. Today.

You dick.

Ten dollars.

When's Lydia Sands gone?

Last week. She was here last week.

Last week? What are you talking about? It says right here, Lydia Sands.

Buddy, that's last week's paper.

Last week?

So give me ten bucks, step out of line.

Get out of line. There's nobody here.

I can't believe this.

All right, all right.

Another Olivia Sands fan.

Jesus. You look like your wife just left you, your cat got run over, and your

mama died this morning.

Why, thank you. That's really nice of you to say.

Listen, I'm a private investigator.

I'm trying to locate Olivia Sands.

It's about a will.

My client's father passed away recently. Left her a large part of his fortune.

So, uh...

Maybe you can help me out, man. I'd be 20 in it for you if you can.

Talk to Willie.

Willie, where can I find this Willie?

Out back in the alley.

Is he there now?

He's a bum.

The girls think he's quite the philosopher.

Olivia and him, they got really tight.

Sharing smokes, and she even had me serving the two of them drinks back

You go, buddy.

What's this for?

You'll know when you talk to Willie.

for a place to live or just attempting to renovate the neighborhood?

Are you Willie?

You got a drink?

Uh, yeah.

But are you Willie?

Stick around, young gentleman, and I shall endeavor to illuminate the

of your ignorance.

I listen up. I'm a private investigator.

Ah, and I am Arthur, king of the Britons, who possesses the ability to

men's hearts.

I'm more level with you.

Olivia Sands. They tell me inside you know who she is. Ah, the truth.

I'll set you free.

What can you tell me about her? Can you tell me anything?

Heart of gold, that woman.

Generous to a fault.

I believe it was the fourth night out she came from the stage door. Slightly

inebriated, you understand.

One of those puppy dog boy toys, a drool cell.

She came out here.

Right out here.

Right through those doors there.

Thank you.

I gotta find her.

I believe it's for women only, but you might try a company called Imagine.

She does make fantasies come true.

Well, that's what I'm hoping for.

Are you sure you want to do this?

The town is littered with her lost boys.

You mean her boy toys?

They're all her boy toys.

I have to.

interesting quest today?

The usual fantasies I produce time and time again.

The desires never seem to change, only the players.

There is something.

A gentleman came over, got caught climbing over the wall.

He wants his fantasies fulfilled?

Yeah. Do you recognize him?

No, I don't.

Doesn't he know that I only supply my services for women?

And no one who has what he's looking for in his own backyard.

Probably does.

Bartender. Hello? Huh?

Oh, sorry. I was just watching my old lady. That's fine. Can I get you? Can I

get a sea breeze, please? Sure. Thank you.

Enjoy yourself?

Yes, very much.

They certainly seem to like it.

Jealous?

Should I be?

Hey, you don't like to dance. I do.

Dancing? Is that what you call it?

I'm sexual the way I dance. I can't help it.

It doesn't mean anything. You know that.

Tell that to the jackals.

You miss it, huh?

Uh, yeah.

I miss her.

Well, you might try hanging your head and acting a little more like a man.

What, like this?

Well, a little more sincerity.

She's got a little job to do before my work here is done.

You gotta do me a favor, though.

Send this out, express courier as soon as possible, and take these.

Don't let nobody see them, all right?

Thanks, Henry.

Olivia Sands.

Olivia Sands.

I really fucked up, baby.

I know this.

It's all I think about.

I can't eat. I can't sleep. Nothing.

I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

No. I just... I want to make it up to you.

You're the best thing that ever, ever happened to me.

And I... God, I don't want to lose you.

I love you so much.

Well, maybe we can go out.

Or be a play.

Go to dinner or something.

Like you always say we're going to do.

Anything you want.

But actually, isn't it a little late for that tonight?

Yeah, I guess so.

You hungry?

Let me see what you've got in the fridge.

Let's see.

You hungry?

Cupcakes?

Cupcakes.

Go on.

I want to go see what Henry's doing.

Maybe he's got something to eat.

Derek Porter.

Dear Miss Sands, I'm sending this for my girlfriend Susan.

I've kept her in the dark about this.

She hasn't been sexually adventurous for some time.

So if you could please help me perform this fantasy without her knowing, it

would be gratefully appreciated.

Please contact me directly so as not to spoil the surprise.

Hi, I'm Sue. Oh, yeah.

Come on in.

Have a seat.

What is this plane?

Good question.

Who lives here?

She'll be here shortly.

It seems we have a visitor.

Mm -hmm.

Hello, Susan.

Bring me that information on the gatecrasher.

Derek Porter.

She is a beautiful creature.

I do agree.

If some of what Derek says is the truth, she's virgin.

Shall I bring her to you?

Yes. Quite a bit of work here.

questions will be answered.

I'm Olivia.

Thanks for having me.

What is this place?

Thought we'd be meeting for now.

Snaps.

Snaps.

Behave.

Behave.

Animals.

Your boyfriend, Derek, finds you painfully lovely, but sexually

He wrote me this letter, and he begged me to thaw you out.

I'm not frigid.

I mean, I love sex.

I do. I just don't understand all this.

I know it's hard to accept.

And I don't believe it's you.

Completely.

Oh, that doesn't make any sense. He supposedly wants me.

We live together. I love him. I give him everything.

We have sex all of the time.

I don't know what he wants.

He doesn't know either.

And you'll have to find it for him.

All your questions will be answered tonight.

You're going outside.

So, what do you think?

Um, it's a bit outrageous.

That's what we want.

Less frigid.

Feels really good.

You look very pretty in pink.

Thank you.

Are you ready for a woman?

Who's in it?

Tell me how much you like it.

Tell me how much you like it. Oh, my God.

You're going to come, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

My sources tell me that he's on his way.

Good. Make sure he's not caught this time.

And our new guest?

She's looking forward to the experience.

Let's get started.

Thanks for good.

He hates that.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, our guest appearance tonight.

Welcome. Lydia Sands presents Susan.

There's a line between fantasy and reality.

Not the woman you knew, is she?

Is this the sexual intensity you were looking for?

The

grass

is never greener on the other side.

Forever be seeking the one you had, the one you will never have again.

The pain will consume you.

I know.