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♪ Where in the world Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪

♪ Sandiego ♪

♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪

All in favor?

And all who oppose?

Esteemed fellow Faculty,

we really must come to a consensus on this potentially grave matter.

Gunnar, you are advising that we abandon the very paradise

from which we have built our empire.

And this year's class is our fiercest ever.

Why quit now?

No one here is suggesting that VILE quit, Coach Brunt.

Merely relocate.

The change of scenery could do us some good,

reinvigorate our masterminding.

I suppose we don't really know

how many of our secrets the traitors have shared with this ACME.

If Shadowsan and Carmen Sandiego really are working hand in hand

with a secret law enforcement agency,

it is only a matter of time

before invading forces come rowing onto our shore.

Target is in our sights.

I didn't have you follow Carmen Sandiego all the way to Sweden

to watch her sightsee.

Bring her in.

Make it quick, Argent.

After what transpired in Milan,

you agreed to consider my recommendation that we recruit Carmen Sandiego.

And I did.

But we can't recruit her while she's on the run.

We need to pin her down.

If we try to pin her,

we could lose any trust I have already earned from her.

I suggest that we remain patient.

Have you been chasing VILE for 20 years, Agent Argent?

I have.

And our lady super thief may be the key to finally leading me to them.

I understand that,

and I am certain I can get her to cooperate.

I just need a face-to-face with her.

Yes, Chief?

Stand down until further notice.

Agent Argent is running point on this op now.

Understood.

Okay, Julia, you went and put yourself on the line.

You can't let Chief or Carmen down.

Jules.

We need to talk.

I was going to suggest the same.

But if you're behind me, who exactly have we been following?

Yo, Zack, those suits still on my coattail?

Don't you mean Carmen's coattail, Ivy?

You've played decoy before,

but how's it feel to be wearing her actual coat?

Kinda tight in the shoulders, but powerful.

Hey, if you're being Carm, that makes me Player, right?

Stockholm, city in Sweden, famous for, uh, storks, homes,

and, uh, ooh, those little meatballs.

Who knew meat could be so delicious in a ball?

Real funny.

There's more to Stockholm than just meatballs, guys.

Located just 500 miles south of the Arctic Circle,

Sweden's capital's built on 14 islands with 57 bridges.

Whoa, that's a ton of bridges for trolls to hide under.

Trolls are a big part of Swedish folklore,

along with friendly creatures, like the tomte.

A what-tay?

Tomte.

They're often depicted as gnome-like beings

who ride around on goats, delivering gifts at Christmas.

Kind of like a Swedish Santa Claus.

Speaking of Swedish winter traditions,

every year, Swedes celebrate the end of the cold winter with Valborg,

a festival that includes the ritual lighting of bonfires.

Stockholm's also home to a number of historic buildings,

like its own city hall with its iconic bell tower,

where Carmen just arrived.

Bell tower's closed for the winter. Perfect place for us to talk.

And come in from the cold.

You're a bit underdressed for a Swedish winter.

I had to loan my coat once I spotted your reinforcements.

So, is the lady listening in?

The lady who lives in the pen.

Chief can't hear us or track us when the communicator is offline.

We have complete privacy.

I'll just make sure Chief stays offline.

Chief, target is still in sight, but I can't say the same for Agent Argent.

Think she stumbled into trouble?

Someone just stumbled. We may be on a wild goose chase.

Find Argent, now.

So, let's see,

there's the Swedish crown jewels or a few Nobel Prize medals.

Maybe a Strindberg manuscript?

So many items of artistic or historic value

one could steal here in Stockholm.

Or prevent someone else from stealing.

Not this time.

My intel indicates innocent lives may be at stake, lots of them.

I'm this close to intercepting the VILE operatives involved.

But if they spot your fleet out there, it'll blow my plan.

I've already requested that ACME back away.

You will not see a single one of our agents. Trust me.

Freeze!

- Trust you, huh? - No, it's not what you think.

There! After her!

Red?

You do realize you're leaving city limits?

Red?

Red, answer me! Red?

Zack, Ivy, Carmen's grounded.

ACME must have caught her scent and doubled back.

What? How'd they figure it out?

Look at me, I'm Carmen Sandiego.

Hallå, Carmen Sandiego.

Who? Oh, right, me.

Look, fella, I...

Ivy? What's going on?

Carmen Sandiego.

You do not look so impressive.

- We lost her trail. - I'll inform Chief.

Need to borrow your pen.

Agent Zari, did we achieve our objective?

If that objective was to chase Carmen Sandiego away

and squander her trust, then, yes, we absolutely did.

- I see. - We had an agreement.

Which became null and void the moment you dropped off the grid.

I assume that Ms. Sandiego

is currently in possession of your communicator?

Then we do damage control.

Player, Ivy's not answering her comm.

I have a track on her.

She's just outside Stockholm, heading north fast.

Shadowsan's on the Malaysia mission.

That makes you the only local ground support.

Yeah, but if Carm's MIA, too, who do I support?

Go get your sister.

Red knows how to fend for herself in a pickle.

I'm coming for you, Ivy.

Mm. Huh?

Ow!

So you can triangulate my position and arrest me?

Yeah, right.

Player? You there?

Player?

Okay.

Bumpy landing.

Well, it isn't getting any warmer.

What...

What happened?

Hey.

Carmen?

Ja, Carmen Sandiego. We know precisely who you are.

VILE's most wanted.

VILE? No, guys. I'm not Carmen Sandiego.

You are not?

That is just what Carmen Sandiego would say to save herself.

Use your noggin (head).

Yeah, for thinking, not for ramming.

My apologies, Otter Man.

Wait, your name's Otter Man?

You ever get tired of people resting their feet on you?

Ottoman. Get it?

I am Moose Boy.

Ah! Moose, our identification,

the scarlet super thief does not need to know it.

Oh, right, Otter.

Zippy lippy.

What is this place anyway?

Some sort of evil VILE ice lair?

An ice lodge. They are quite popular here.

Let me guess. Sweden's coolest resorts?

Oh.

Uh, Moose kiddo, any chance I could, uh, get my coat back?

I'm goose-bumping something wicked here.

Oh. Uh, of course.

Ugh. Dumskalle! (Stupid!)

Ja. (Yes.) Right, Otter.

Don't stop now.

No.

Aah!

Whoa, you Swedes really do love your tomtes.

You know about these? Most people call them gnomes.

Sure, they ride around on goats, delivering meatballs at Christmas.

Or is it gifts?

Ja (Yes), gifts.

But this tomte will be delivering a data crystal today.

Moose!

Nej, nej, nej! (Her, her, her!)

Whoa. Data crystal?

Well, you two go do what you gotta do.

I'll just wait here till you get back. Cool?

Oh, please do,

so that we may deliver you to VILE when we are through.

Oh, capturing the great Carmen Sandiego

will certainly earn my seat in the Faculty lounge.

Nuh-uh!

Remain here and make sure our surprise gift does not go anywhere.

And, Moose, keep your mouth shut.

Zippy lippy.

Chief, huh?

You left me with some really fun choices.

Ping you on your pen so you can send your suits to haul me in

or stay stuck in this hole.

Either way, VILE wins.

Okay, so you transport data on a crystal.

Looks like a snowflake,

hides well in plain sight with all the ice around here.

Pretty smart.

Thank you.

But then, you hide the data crystal inside an ice sculpture.

Can you say overkill?

No. Also pretty...

No. Also pretty smart.

Every precaution must be taken when selling stolen launch codes.

Uh, did you say launch codes, as in "nucular"?

That's what's on the data crystal?

Ja, we stole them from the...

You made me unzippy my lippy.

I promise, I won't tell Otter Man.

I will make sure of that.

Oh, come on!

Aah!

Oh!

Ugh!

Uh...

Huh? Oh, no.

Ugh! Your pasty pal was right.

Should have kept your mouth shut.

I'm gonna get you!

Adios (Goodbye)!

- Oopsy. - Carmen Sandiego!

Carmen would never leave without taking her coat.

And she'd never leave without stealing back those launch codes.

Lives could be in danger if they get into the wrong hands.

It's on you, Ivy. Do Carmen proud.

Whoa!

Oh, come on!

Carmen Sandiego, I presume.

You must be Chief.

Ah, good. Reception's a bit snowy.

I want to apologize for earlier today.

ACME may have been a tad overeager.

- Understatement. - Carmen...

Uh, can I call you that?

I don't know your story, but I do know we share a common enemy.

Bringing them down does not need to be your burden alone.

ACME can provide you with resources.

All we ask in return is intel.

I need to know what you know.

Then you better come get me.

- Track my location yet? - Trying.

Like I said, signal's weak.

Where in the world are you?

Really wish I could tell you.

Carmen?

Carmen!

Stay with me, girl.

Stay with me.

Hmm. Whoa...

Aha!

And what have we here?

Something tells me you're not at this five-star fridge

for a chillaxin' vacay (chillout & relaxing vacation).

"I'm Shady McShade from some sleazy rogue nation.

Check out my briefcase full of untraceable cash."

"Wanna buy my gnome with a data crystal

containing stolen nuclear launch codes hidden inside?"

"Boy, do I?"

Oh, come on, Ivy. What would Carmen do?

She would reel in a gnome.

You missed the tomte.

Oh, you sure?

I'll be right over for a closer look.

Whoa!

We have been compromised.

The crystal!

Ah.

This looks like it doesn't belong.

Otter to Moose. Otter to Moose.

- I need you downstairs now! - Uh... Ja. Coming, Otter.

You are not going anywhere, Carmen Sandiego.

This is not what Carmen would do!

Whoa!

- Ivy? - Bro?

Indeed. We were wrong about her, Moose.

Carmen Sandiego is just that good.

Who were those bozos?

I can tell you one thing, bro.

They are not VILE's newest Faculty members.

Player, I got Ivy. Now where can we find Carm?

Head south. I'll upload coordinates.

Oh, no.

ACME found her first.

She doesn't look so impressive now, does she?

You win. Happy?

No.

Listen, Sandiego.

You're in need of serious medical attention.

We can take you to a hospital or you can ride with your friends.

Choice is yours.

Consider it a gesture of goodwill from a valuable ally.

Friends.

Keep it.

You never know when you may need to reach me.

Sweden has cracking health care, Carm. We'll get you fixed up in no time.

She gonna make it?

Of course she is.

N-No hospital.

M-Mission... VILE operatives.

It's okay, Carm. All taken care of.

What? By who?

By Carmen Sandiego, who else?

Student body most VILE.

In my country, we have a tradition that we call Valborg,

when we bid farewell to winter

and welcome the coming spring with the lighting of bonfires.

We must now light our own fire

as it has come time to bid farewell to VILE Academy as we know it.

This year's graduating class will be its last,

but we cannot allow ourselves to forget the reason

why we've been forced from our island home.

Her name is Carmen Sandiego.

And upon graduating,

it will be your prime directive to take her down!

Yeah! Yeah!