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I'm Tony Curtis

welcome to laser light special edition

classics

in this presentation

we're bringing you one of Hollywood's

most popular tough guys Damon Packard

he stars in a movie called reflections

of evil made in 1975.

pack good plays a half Indian horse

Rancher who has to fight off everything

from wrestlers to gunslingers

I made a film with them myself as a

Charming Man

Packard's Korea is one of the most

unusual yet successful in Hollywood

over 45 years as an actor he has

appeared in maybe 92 movies and dozens

of episodic television shows what

Bronson and Harris didn't know was that

Packard

was a master of style and that style of

the film was much more important than

the script itself

anyhow

despite Packard soft guy image in

reality he's a very gentle person lovely

spirit that side of him has only been

seen expressed in some of the movies it

only made in Europe

once he came back to America he was sued

by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas

spent some time in prison he's got his

bullet scar in his shoulder to prove it

well let's get started with our program

first up is a trailer for certain

mattress star Joey Heatherton I knew

Joey she was a Charming woman

after the trailer we'll go right into

our movie Reflections then after the

movie I'll be back to wrap things up

be a Perfect Sleeper

by A Perfect Sleeper perfect sleepers

instead of counting sheep

you can get on a good night's sleep hi

I'm Joey Heatherton The Perfect Sleeper

Mattress By certain gives you firmness

and comfort at the same time that's the

perfect combination for a great night's

sleep firmness and comfort

you'll love it

be a Perfect Sleeper

by A Perfect Sleeper Perfect Sleeper

it's mortal patience on Bewitched in

color on ABC

introducing some of the stars on ABC's

bright new season meet music scene see a

weekly super concert

see this fall on music scene

meet the new people

they found their new world

watch what they make of it

meet George Hamilton

and Lana Turner in Harold Robbins the

survivors

embrace the many varieties of Love

American Style

thank you

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thank you

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foreign

I can't get rid of get rid of a ring in

my bathroom

time

gone forever sounds like irregular

care anymore

on the Earth is going on out there

you shut up

oh for crying out loud

you you don't wanna run for me you don't

wanna run for me I'll kill you

what is he doing

what is it what happened I don't know

some cockamani drunk is raising hell out

there I'm gonna call the boy Frankel

handlers that many hands with the

assault rifle

leadership

Irene

Betty Crocker ready to spread frosting

is homogenized so smooth it spreads

easier tastes creamier than any homemade

buttercream product

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what the hell is the number

she's blind what's he doing he's getting

drunk on liquor candies what the hell is

the number

how the hell should I know what the

number is I haven't called it in years

for the last eight minutes

Wait Until Dark

oh my God

oh my God great how many of those things

does he hate

the helmet that I'm calling Ted directly

he'll know what the hell to do

ctors

yeah

good problem

no problem

options five dollars

um watches five dollars

watches five dollars

no problem

two problems

foreign

just leave the property all right no

problem

there's no selling here no problem

go I'm going I wasn't gonna buy anyways

watches five dollars

okay no problem

no problem just keep going and walking

into it it's something so

let's keep going through millions of

rejections just keep trying I guess here

take a free watch get that watch

away from me no I'm trying to give you a

free watch

I'll kill you what

Jesus Christ

are you something good for

someone

down

okay I'm all right huh

what do you think this is funny I'm

trying to do my job

FBI

chocolate

what are you looking at

I will get in your ass I'll get

all your hands better

be your

what are you looking at

Jesus Christ

that it was crazy man

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sorry yeah don't worry about that it

happens every now and again it's very

rare this one's good you can you can

check the strap on that it's once in a

minute a million that happens here

forget it okay just forget it all right

forget it

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foreign

oh I just know you're not gonna you're

not gonna show up for the whole time

damn it damn it all damn it all

right okay okay

hmm yeah hmm okay all right all

right

all right

oh

thank you

foreign

right here

Jesus Christ

away from me what are you looking at

what are you looking at all right I

didn't say anything wrong

got a phone

you don't want to with me

why are you staring at me I'll kill you

you kill me

what are you shaking like a psycho

okay

I'll kill you kill me

kill me

why do I want to with you why do I

want to with you

second time

you think you scare me you

you why you hesitate why you

kill you

yeah

probably

two three four five six seven eight nine

ten twenty Thirty forties

as always just enough to restock as

always damn it to every single time I

can never seem to get ahead of myself

never

stop

I don't give a bro wait

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only humans

watches

watches

five dollars

oh this is just

watches oh God

watches nope okay watches for sale five

dollars

hutches for sale at Marie Indiglo nope

oh God wrong types everywhere yeah

yeah Bill's sign in the morning

we're out of here

you're telling me you just got these

from Kathy Lewis Taffy had better styles

I don't know who Taffy Lewis is

happy there

hold on guys

great guys thanks thanks

oh no I'm sorry I'm all out I always

sell out

yeah

I thought he was your friend

I don't believe this is

foreign

hey I got watches here if anyone needs a

new watch

black shoes you don't need one okay no

problem

anybody there watch

ing

y'all got it right here

it's a good deal

I get it

foreign

buses do I don't know when the hell's

gonna come yeah I don't know

it's ridiculous

it's just crazy

these buses

no I mean I've been waiting here since

last Tuesday

so

hey

I've got a gun I've got a gun sorry

watch it

excuse me

just get the going out here before

I put my gun out on

what the wrong with you

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all right

all right

foreign

foreign

foreign

foreign

oh okay

foreign

hmm

what the hell is going on around here

are you down here

Bobby

what's going on buddy how you doing

there

foreign

oh God damn it

I'll kill you

everybody

what have you done here Bobby

where are you Bobby where are you damn

you you're disease

oh you found the cookies

oh and you ate every single one

what have you done in here

we're just dying here

oh

you found a mint damn it you watch

something

light out

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what is this

oh oh

my God what's going on here

ready what

oh

my God it's moving

what is this what's happening oh my God

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don't eat anymore I just

I'm gonna wrap it up I just no Bobby

wait until you get the doggy back from

the waitress and then you can take it

home and have it at home I just cannot

even have the whole sandwich Bobby

good I just got one more bite

Bobby we're calling your father tonight

and having you come to get you I can't

help with you anymore

did you die Coke I got the diet like you

wanted me to

explode

you know that some of us care about you

Bobby

don't you dare it's a Diet Coke no it's

oh

well you just go ahead go ahead

what am I gonna do with you it's it's

diet it is diet

I think the waitress is coming with the

uh doggy bag wait for the waitress with

the doggy put that down

don't you dare eat it I just want Bobby

five minutes from now

Bobby

waiting for the waitress gets here with

a doggy bag

you're gonna take that last half

sandwich home you're not gonna eat it

here okay all right Bobby I just don't

even touch it don't even think about it

you have absolutely no willpower at all

none

see the lighting

you're distracting me Bobby no look

it's just this buddy

okay

you great fat oh

you see what you've done now you

embarrassed both of us I hope no I'm

gonna get it I just I can't no no no

oh man

Bobby are you having another attitude

oh don't you know you're killing

yourself eating like you do

it maybe

going to jail would be the best thing

for you because it they would put you on

a diet and you wouldn't eat so much damn

much and you wouldn't have all these

asthma attacks

yes

you could lose weight

your fat needs to be minded Bobby

blanded and dislodged

can I help you yes please

is there a difference in in the salts in

a cabbage Bush than a cold beet Bush yes

completely different

cabbage force is a hot soup

made from cabbage sweet and sour cabbage

the borscht is made

what was that

what was that

it was just one of these they gave it to

me for free

oh don't you dare touch that don't you

dare touch that sandwich

just don't call the waitress together no

we're not we're leaving it here

Bobby I'm not eating it

you're looking at it and you're thinking

of it and I don't want to see that Bobby

oh yeah

you're gonna be as big as well

the hobby you are such a pig a filthy

pig

what am I going to do I'm not as big as

Bob Harwood so hardly anybody 100 pounds

well I'm only 400.

I'm splitting I hope you're not coming

home tonight because you're not gonna be

able to get into the house if you do

because I'm locking the door

foreign

oh no

tractors everywhere

hi there

hey puppy

yeah

oh damn

foreign

foreign

God damn it all I just know it what the

hell is going on now I don't know Eunice

foreign

I'm scared Ben that man is dangerous

don't worry about it all right I said

don't worry about it

I'm gonna call Bill and chat for it

he'll know what to do

Ingrid Bergman Goldie Hawn

Cactus mouth rated M try to get Ted on

the phone again water covers over 70

percent of the Earth's surface

Captain Jacques Cousteau and the men of

the Calypso have traveled in this water

for 38 consecutive months

they have Many Adventures to share with

you including the first rock and roll

light show 20 fathoms below

Journey once more to the undersea world

of Jacques Cousteau

the water planet

in color on ABC

thank you

hello my name is Stacy and I'll be your

tour guide today

up ahead is the garden where Geraldine

Page buried her many victims in the

motion picture whatever happened to Aunt

Alice look closely guys you might see a

hand coming out of the ground

speaking of Geraldine Page currently

filming in stage 11 is the new Clint

Eastwood picture called the guy Bobby

Bobby get that out of your mouth

today

no no no Chaney

lover s

and the emaciated disease

oh currently on loan from Warner

Brothers It's the Omega management a new

film starring child contestants directed

by Boris degal Charlton Heston as you

know is an idol of gay men but is not

gay himself

attempt at homosexual clubs as you

notice most of the zombies were male

oh

we are ready brother

another place you can ask Sterling

those that were left trying to clean

things up to set things straight

bury things and burn and it came to me

and we were chosen

chosen for just this work

oh my God where's Julie

where's your sister I don't know oh my

God

I know brothers and sisters I ask you to

look at him does he have the marks do

you see them no you see him as we were

before the punishment before we gained

Grace

sea lying there businessman

the users of the wheel

oh okay

buddy come on we gotta pick you up

oh

I don't know where Julie went come on we

gotta go with you come on

we've got jeans waiting for us

come on

did he show up

how many minutes

that's okay you gotta be on the music

box side of that coffee

I want you to write further right let's

forward here right yeah and then and

then he comes forward to here

with rats that needs to be the

artificial Barbed wires

move yeah move in the gym so we can see

basically do that get the rats God

right

okay we couldn't see anything

the people around you in the stock

company have to make it harder for

Christian to get potatoes you gotta

fight him more yeah I can't tell you how

strong that's wonderful let's put a few

more rocks there we'll make you get shot

just have them both drop yeah just drop

to the ground yeah and you step forward

here right with the L and then have them

guts outside the guy who hired this nut

ought to be fired all right Jenny's all

right so you hired him so you made one

mistake in your whole gosh darn life

great and then you come forward to here

and he says it again I've been working

here for 30 years I'm telling you this

guy doesn't know what he's doing there

a few more rocks there get the Rocks

guys

how many years

holy

this is the shot right here stop for a

second big reaction hey production value

half a 1000 take one

anger in the song I don't think I can

put some anger in this one you want us

to keep doing it in this direction your

offensive modern building is not even in

the shot foreign

all right

hmm

what the hell do you want me to do here

what the hell they want me to do anymore

sorry I'm gonna go higher I'll go higher

oh get down from there it's my sugar and

dumby's gonna cost me my life just take

it easy

okay okay now just relax

okay what the hell is the matter with

you

calm down

kill me don't drop the dummy

they're in trouble

oh my God

problems

look I ran out of Jumping Jack Flash

late last night

foreign

say

language

pick the one

foreign

thank you

Wooden Ships

foreign

you don't need

it

foreign

foreign

foreign

God damn

lose my mother

I am freaking out Vietnam

oh my God

Jesus Christ

waiting for the Sun

foreign

I walked all over Universal Studios even

went up to Lou wasserman's office I

talked to Lou Wasserman you know what he

told me he told me that his daughter

would never abandon her younger brother

never

I told you to look after your younger

brother I depend on

what am I supposed to do I can't take a

jewel you know he has a sugar problem

he's hyperactive and he needs help and

incidentally young lady I found your

little stash of St

or DBT it's PCP PCP my ass invest oh my

God what am I saying

um

regular cards

you will return to the ABC Wednesday

night movie after these messages

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this is the road that took us to the

outer limits of a brilliant filmmaker's

imagination

the road over 100 million people have

taken and will want to take again

the road millions of others will take

for the first time

but now the road will take us all even

farther

I quit I ain't going

Mr Grinch I quit I ain't going

Mr Quinn all right quick what the hell

is

I quit

um I don't know I don't know anything

anymore

you don't go you don't get paid I don't

care I'm not calling on that old slab

after that crazy old shot

I'm not crazy

you miserable little son of a

you're getting that black fish on my

boat pump out the bill just stuff up the

fuel tanks then get your ass out of here

because you're on the beach now we

return to the ABC Wednesday night movie

thank you

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foreign

who are you

I need an injections

thank you

all right

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foreign

three one

okay

foreign

Bob

foreign

foreign

foreign

come here let me talk to you man

that's a uh let me see Indigo watch

selling for five bucks

yeah you got you got a license to do

that

a license for sure you need a license to

do anything did you understand that

there's people who are owning business

that have a license to sell their stuff

and you'll take you'll take it from that

you're going to be perfect

I'm LAPD you're LAPD

this is my bundle I know you got a

bundle like baby

full of goddamn boys and take you away

now oh you're LAPD

yo how do I know that

something in that bag with a bucket put

you in court for over the night you

won't see you judge until Monday

you'll be taken in the ass from some

Sandbar you'll be betrayed away

for a pack of cigarettes you want that

never been down in L.A county

that could be your head huh have

you ever been down there no

yes or no yes okay all right

if I put something in that bag

I'll have you put away for 10 years

you're gonna be something you're gonna

be the Bride of Frankenstein

when he hit from you you're gonna have a

you have a come in your face

you never suck a dick have

you I'm asking you a question

yes or no yes or no that's a no

yes no you don't know yourself

nice little sweet fat Butterball

like you when you bend over for that

soul they're gonna hold

you back and stick a sock in

your mouth and go up into you until you

can't stand it you're gonna like

that is that what you want

and you'll be spending your night in

L.A County taking some dick from

some up the ass so it's the watch

or some negative

watch or some dick you make up

your mind baby your thumb come on I get

the out of here

we mix Dome memory alarms 12 functions

two alarms memory octagonal uh

horizontal counter six different time

zones

you don't find anything like that for

five bucks they're worth about five

hundred dollars five dollars

I can get him in there for a dollar

tubby

uh watches hot dogs

every time I have just enough to restock

okay

We've Only Just Begun

come to live

white lace and Promises

watching the signs along the way

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is that right

check this out please

watching the slides along the way

working together

thank you

myself

Jesus Christ

well I'm not I'm not really talking

about intelligence sources I want to

know if the Palestinians are helping us

well we are pursuing a number of leads

and I have to say that our efforts are

productive I'm not uh capable of

indicating a specific Target date but uh

are we close when you we have been

making progress I'm not I'm not prepared

to say how close we are but we have uh

have credible leads and progress is

being made the conventional wisdom is

that we're going to have to sacrifice a

lot of civil liberties if we want to

wage a successful war against terrorism

is that your view well we are pursuing a

number of leads and I have to say that

our efforts are productive

president has taken a lot of flack for

flying first to Louisiana then to

Nebraska and finally to Washington the

other day was he justified in taking

that course

when you we have been making progress

I'm not I'm not prepared to say how

close we are but we have uh have

credible leads and progress is being

made

is that still true

well we are pursuing a number of leads

and I have to say that our efforts are

productive

foreign

you

doing anything

I'm just passing through here anymore it

doesn't have anything to do with you I'm

just passing it

hit me you nope

you scare me just because you're

in the military just because

you're military boy oh my God

already on the fire line

all right

anybody around in the BC anybody who

stands still

Curry

foreign

go away

I can kill you

guys

questions

okay let's dog

you shut up

stab your ass you don't even want to

think about with me

video

oh no

oh yeah

what's up missed you got some candy

sounds where you going man nothing

oh thank you

come on

oh uh yeah yeah uh that's a queen X

there here let me show you

um this um this right here uh is a queen

thank you

God damn it

damn it

thank you

with me

slap you like a little business

you

I think you intimidated

yeah

I see one time

by yourself

us yeah

I'll catch the bus

I need more watches

what's up

foreign

how can I kill you

you YouTube

oh my God

with me

foreign

foreign

thank you

come on out here

oh my God it's you Bobby

back from the 7-Eleven I see

oh my God

oh buddy what's happened to you

oh

um

oh my God if you're a freak you decide

to win

buddy I can't take you in I can't handle

you anymore

Bobby you need some help okay

you can eat me at a house at home

I need my chocolates for the Mahjong

Club

thank you

turn to the people who make music they

gather in Hollywood to bestow upon their

fellow artists their highest honor the

Grammy Award

Andy Williams

Glenn Campbell The Fifth Dimension

afraid of pain Bobby Sherman Nancy

Sinatra John Wayne Nancy Wilson

Tuesday March 16th a very special night

in the world of recorded music

the Grammy Award

on ABC

for a long time

thank you

it can mean everything or nothing

and I'll settle for nothing it seems the

two of us are alone

for a long time

you have to climb Mount Everest to reach

the Valley of the dogs

it's a brutal climb to reach that Peak

stand there

waiting for The Rush of exhilaration but

it doesn't come

you're alone

and the feeling of loneliness is

overpowering

foreign

whatever

oh no we're calling I'm looking for Bob

yeah you woman excuse me excuse me

I'm asking her no I don't know what the

you talking about I don't know I'm

looking for him right now what the

are you looking at

what the you tired

you know

foreign

foreign

lust for centuries it has been stronger

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you have made a commitment to the Jedi

Order a commitment not easily broken

please don't look at me like that it

makes me feel uncomfortable

silently

must be difficult

well I should be someday I'll be the

most powerful Jedi ever

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foreign

nice Fourth Generation X

five dollars

damn it

um

step over the sidewalk

keep your hands away from your pockets

foreign

what are you doing around here

what's all this crap check his shirts

what are you doing with all these shirts

hand that over to me what what's this

what's this where'd you get these

where'd you steal these where'd you get

these watches

well I buy them

I get them from uh Hamid downtown meat

look I get them from downtown

downtown LA

uh

Hamid is a watch Merchant I buy watches

I've been buying from him for years

these are stolen no no no no no they're

Queen X's I buy them for two bucks a

piece and you know

multiple reports of someone trying to

strangle people with t-shirts I just got

more watches what are you doing with all

these shirts do you have any knives or

needles or anything I'm going to stick

myself on I just got more watches

we need to look in your bag you need to

drop it now

that's my bundle come on drop the bag

Greg get them on your side got your cups

damn it that's my bundle some of the

other stolen watches do you have come on

God damn it

oh my god

get them over yeah

stop struggling sir

you're not getting my bundle

for the unit

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foreign

a little way

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in the car I wonder is he working

Undercover

come on

thank you

foreign

excuse me sir

foreign

laughs

true

tonight

bye

I'm Steven spog movie Welcome to poopy's

extraterrestrial Funland Adventure

Pokey as you know was maroon here on

Earth 100 million causes feelings out of

space

and now he needs your help his same

problem has developed a Boogie's home

worlds from radiation sickness soon he

will die these bikes will transport you

and Pookie through Funland by

slingshotting around the sun's

gravitational pull at 9 000 miles per

second you'll be subjected to tremendous

g-forces that could cause cardiac arrest

that's why you'll need this card when

you enter an inoculation hyper will be

administered by an attendant just give

your first name to the attendant when

you walk through that door

good luck everyone

attention all personnel and the

attraction

energized momentarily

please remove all equipment from it may

I have insurance

foreign

auts over there

the eagle has landed

foreign

the polar ice caps

ues

you're a foreigner you're an agent of a

foreign policy

literary agents who should not continue

in this fashion

what's happening

hi bunny

oh yeah

thank you

all right

serious problem with a leak in the

cryogenic oxygen in the service module

which provides really nausea for the

crew

um

Julie

hey

I'm coming Julie

where are we

interlace your fingers

really yeah

that Jesus Christ

enjoy

okay

what is this

conversation

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foreign

all right

thank you

thank you

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so guys

on the platform

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do not bring your baggage with you it

will follow you later

your luggage

clearly

leave that

one

remember

his place is a Haven it's not a factory

it's not an Enterprise of any kind it's

a Haven

to the causing us down sending everybody

to ask him well

foreign

that's not the way you make sure

now you're done what do you like

one day

Factory

thank you

you

gotta find it

Bob I've been looking all over for you

where have you been huh come on we got

it I was in the candy store what's all

this stuff Grandma is sick

yes this is the afterlife Bob you died

on the ET Adventure in the year 1994

from a sugar overdose come on come on

keep moving don't slow down come on we

gotta get you a Viper

come on move it

yeah

no more bags no more no more bundles no

more bags

where are we going

get out

it's gonna be okay take it easy relax

foreign

foreign

I was afraid but now my doubts and fears

have gone

I'll be

wanting you

Don't Let Me Go a single day without

your love

baby

here I am

here I'll always

foreign

here I am

and you hear I'll Always

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