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No, what do you want?

You need someone to stab my pussy. No. No, dude. I'm not doing that again. Fuck

you. Oh, come on.

Come on. Get him in there, man.

No, dude. My dad fucking hates me because of you. Everyone thinks I'm

crazy. You know how hard it is to go and tell your friends, oh, yo, my dick

talks to me. It makes me do bad things.

Fuck you. I'm not doing it. No.

You sound like a real bitch right now.

Just go in there. She's in the room all alone. Go in there and just take me out.

Just put me inside. No.

You're not even real. I'm not listening to you. No.

Stop being a dick to me. Come on. Come on. I just want to feel it one more

man. No, you're not real. You're not real. You're not real. La, la, la, la,

One time, man. Come on. Just put me in.

No. Just let me... Shut up and let me pee.

I'm not going to pee.

I didn't do it.

I'm going to hold it to you.

What? No, dude. Shut up. I'm trying to piss.

Fuck you. Come on. Good work.

You know what? You're not even real. I'm not listening to you.

You're not even here. You're not real.

Come on, dude. I'm just trying to pee.

You know what? Fine.

Fuck you.

Yep, that's right. I'm putting you away.

I can't hear you anymore.

Please answer. Please answer.

Yo, Carrie.

What are you doing right now?

Can I come over?

No, fuck that, dude. Come on. Let me come over. Please, I need you.

I'll be there in five.

Come on, bro.

Cabby, come on. Let me in.

Bro, I'm getting out of here.

Hello?

I have to come in first?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo,

Karate Squad.

Yeah, hurry, hurry before it starts.

What's up? Why is your house so quiet? First of all, you don't want to watch

something? You don't want to watch something?

Why don't you watch something?

You're weirding me out right now, man. Why are you so amped up right now? What

do you mean?

No, bro, I'm chilling.

I just want to hang out with you, you know what I mean?

We've been hung out for a while.

I gotta get the study hall, so if you need something, like, let me know. No,

bro, I don't need anything.

Study tomorrow, hang out with me today, you know?

Are you sure you're good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Never mind, never mind. Bro, nobody's in the fucking room with us. Like, no

one's in here. Are you good?

Are you sure?

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

You're concerning me, dude.

Alright, can I tell you something?

What? Does your dick ever talk to you?

What the fuck?

What are you... Like, your dick, does it ever talk to you?

Are you good? I'm fine, bro, leave me alone.

Does your dick ever talk to you?

Hi, like, when you say talk to me, like, like, you know, like, when you see,

like, a baddie, or, like, what?

No, no, like, talk to you, cuss at you, blackmail you.

Call you really mean things?

Dude, my dick's never talked to me in my entire life.

You're yerky.

I don't know what's good with you, bro.

Really? Never? It's never said hey or anything?

No.

Fuck. Nah. No one believes me, bro. I'm serious. It's like every now and then

it'll tell me to do crazy things like fuck my stepmom. It's good that you're

talking to me about this because as your dog, I'm not going to judge you because

some dumb shit comes out of your mouth, but...

Your dick's not talking to you, bro. Dude, my dick is talking to me. My dick

literally made me fuck my step... Run that back? What did you just say?

My dick made me fuck my stepmom.

It blackmailed me into fucking my stepmom. It said it would never work for

again. You're fucking your stepmom?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was just, like, one... It was a couple times, but

it was, like, just a one -time thing. My dad found out. It, like, fucked our

whole relationship up. It's bad, man. What? But I didn't want to do it. I kind

of wanted to do it.

But I didn't fully want to do it. My dick was just, like, cussing at me. And

was threatening to never work again. Never get hard again.

Bro, it's crazy that you're fucking your stepmom. But I kind of got to tell you

something since we're talking about this shit right now. Your dick talks to you?

No, motherfucker.

My dick doesn't talk to me. But listen real quick. Yo, you can't tell anyone

about this shit. Like, I want some bro shit.

Okay. Yeah, I won't.

Like, real talk.

Bro, I just told you my dick talks to me. I'm not going to say anything.

Check me out. Check me out.

What's up?

Come here, come here.

Somebody come to you? Yeah.

I... You don't repeat this.

Dude, yes, I won't. I'm fucking my stepmom, too.

Because your dick told you to.

No, what the fuck?

My dick doesn't talk to me.

Wait, you're just fucking your stepmom?

I'm not gonna lie. It's like, we plan it, bro.

And, like, you know my dad's got good taste, man. My stepmom's fucking hot.

Like, I'd be diving in that pussy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

That doesn't help me with anything.

I know, I know. But, like, you're talking about your dick talking to you

fucking your stepmom. So, like, I just wanted to get that monkey off my back.

Okay, chill, chill. He's gonna hear you.

Who's gonna hear me? No. Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, honestly.

Nothing, nothing. Nothing's wrong with me, bro. Nah, I'm fucking concerned.

Like, this is some weird shit. Dicks don't talk to you. They do. Mine talks

me. Mine cusses at me.

Oh, hey, there's a friend here.

Hey. That's great.

Yeah, yeah, no, I got you, I got you. Thank you.

Well, we'll talk more.

Yeah, wait, you're just going to leave me here alone?

We'll talk more.

Fuck,

fuck, fuck, fuck.

Come on, Gabby, hurry up. Bro, man, you saw that?

She's fine.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not back, you're not back.

Yes.

You got to get up in there. You got to talk to your friend. We got to get some

of that.

Forget some of what?

His stepmom.

No, I'm not going to fuck his step... I'm not going to fuck his stepmom.

Oh, yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Fuck you. No, I'm not. I'm not doing this again with you. I'm not.

Okay, left nut.

Ow!

What the fuck?

Right nut.

Ow! Oh, stop!

Okay, okay, fucking stop that.

You want to talk to him? Yeah, I'll talk to him, but what if he says no? Then

what? You better convince him.

Ross, I'm never gonna work for you again. I'm never gonna get hard.

I'm gonna go to sleep and never wake up. Why are you such a dick?

Well, I am a dick.

Dummy.

Anyways, you gotta talk to him. He looks like a little bitch anyways.

You could convince him.

Come on.

Dude. You gonna convince him?

You better tell him when he comes in. Yeah, okay, cool. I'll talk to him. Fuck

you.

Bro, shut up. Shut up. They're gonna hear you.

Juicy pussy.

Bro, you're such a fucking pervert.

You're disgusting.

Stop talking like that.

God, you piss me off so much.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing right now?

How long have you been there? Did you hear any of that? It doesn't matter how

long I've been here. Who the fuck are you talking to?

Bro, my dick. I told you.

Dude, again with this dick talking shit?

Oh my god, it's fucking three years. You didn't hear any of that?

Dude, you're whacked out right now, man.

No, I'm not.

I promise you, as soon as he left the room, he just started talking.

Bro, you're my boy, but I got things to do, man. I need to go ahead and get up

out of here, man, before I can go about my day.

Alright, fine. I'll leave.

Ah! Ah! Fuck!

Dude, what the fuck? Are you in pain right now?

Okay, okay, I'll ask him. Who the fuck are you talking to? Yes, I'll ask him

right now.

Dude, you gotta let me fuck your stepmom.

Shut the fuck up.

What?

Shut the fuck up. I shouldn't have even told you that.

Okay, okay. And what do you mean fuck my stepmom?

Bro, you gotta let... You can't fuck my stepmom. Oh, you gotta let me... Bro, it

hurts really bad. I don't give a fuck about these made -up pains you're

about. It's not made up. It really fucking hurts. You just gotta... You

least ask her. Ask her for me, bro. Come on.

Ah, please.

I'm... Please, please, bro. Come on.

You want me to ask my stepmom?

Yes.

Dude, all right.

You're my boy.

I don't even know what she's gonna say.

I'll fucking ask her, but, like, she's not going to say yes, man. Like, me and

her kind of got a close circle. Like, it's a me and her type of thing.

Okay, just ask.

Just ask.

Please, bro, you got to stop this pain.

Go ask, bro. Go ask. Please, please.

Okay, he's asking. Can you fucking calm down?

God.

Stop talking to me.

Just a moment of silence until he comes back.

I'm really showering right now, but... What's up?

You know my friend Ethan, right?

I know him now. What is it?

He wants me to ask you something and... You know what? Never mind. I don't know

why I came in here. It's stupid.

No, ask me.

Okay.

So you know how Ethan's my best friend, right?

Yeah.

We were just talking and he started confessing some real shit and I got lost

the moment.

I told him about us.

Gabby, that's supposed to be our secret, our little thing.

I know, I know, but he laid a huge secret on me.

He fucking hissed that long.

Oh, good for her.

Yeah, but then... Her hasn't gone a lot. It's not a big deal.

I know, I know, but that's how it ended up in here, so...

You know that thing I wanted to ask you?

Yeah. Ethan wants to have sex with you, and I know that's totally stupid, and

you wouldn't be down for it. We could just tell him, though, right?

Well, let's think about this for a second.

Think about it? Yeah. He's a handsome young man.

You think he's handsome?

Of course he's handsome.

Oh.

That's why he's good for his mom.

I mean, yeah, sure, I guess. But, like, you know, he's my best friend. You don't

want that in the house, you know, right? Like, you wouldn't do it, right?

I don't do it.

I've had two guys since college.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, you and... Wait, wait.

Go ahead. You haven't had two guys since college? What? Yeah. Yeah. I don't

remember you to your dad.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. So, I'm not paying a problem here.

You said two guys. Yeah. He just wanted to, like, you know, you and him.

Oh, I know. Yeah.

But the two of you, you and the young man. Oh, that's my best friend. Like,

I'm just looking at you with a secret.

You told him this because you trust him.

He can keep a secret, but that's my best friend.

I'm your sweetheart.

I'm failing to do the issue here, sweetheart.

Yeah, like, I'm not my best friend, and, like, you're my dad.

Yeah.

You're not really considering this, are you? Of course I am.

Why would I not?

You're both handsome young men.

Don't break my shower door.

You would say yes.

Again, I don't see why not. I'm married to your dad, and you know what? Now is a

really good time, actually.

Like, now?

Yeah, go get him.

Like, go get him and, like... Oh, honey, are you jealous?

No, it's just... Sweetheart, go get him.

I have to?

I mean, you don't have to, but you did come in here and ask me.

We are. I'm jealous.

You'll still be my favorite.

Go get home. See you next time.

Your dad's not going to be home from work. Go.

Okay.

Come on, bro. Hurry

up.

What's up?

You good? She said no?

She said yes.

Really? But... It has to be with both of us. And it has to be right now.

I mean, he's ready. I guess he heard you. Dude, what the fuck?

How are you hard already? He's probably heard you or something. I don't know.

Show me where she is.

Let's go. Come on. Let's get this done.

Let's go. Follow me.

I'll find her.

You're really cool with this?

He can smell her. He's gonna find her.

Hey! How are you, Miss Fitz?

I'm doing well.

Are you done with it?

Uh, yep.

Come here, let me get a good look at you. Oh, wow.

How are you hard already?

I'm just thinking about you.

Aw, sweet.

You're really serious?

Yeah. Okay.

This is what you wanted.

You're right.

They should do this, by the way. Thank you.

He keeps saying his dick's talking to him.

I mean, it might.

I didn't know that was a secret.

I guess we all have a lot of secrets.

I know I heard about your stepmom. Good for her.

What are you waiting for?

Get in here. A little tight right here.

Is it?

Just a little bit.

I think he's upset that it won't be my favorite.

Oh. He's so my favorite.

Yeah, you're his special boy, aren't you? Yeah.

How are you?

I'm good.

mouth ever.

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Such a big boy.

Say what?

He's such a big boy. Mm -hmm.

I'm just a little excited.

Mm -hmm. I've been looking forward to this.

Mm -hmm. Well, not with Ethan being here, but I've been looking forward to

Sharing and caring.

Yeah, bro. It'll be a date.

I've been bullied enough today.

Aw. You're lucky you're my bro.

Oh, yeah.

I've missed that mouth so much.

Have you? I have.

I mean,

it feels like a long time.

I think about it a lot.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Are you playing favorites now?

Never. Fine.

Dude, be nice to my guest.

That's a good point.

You're pushing it, bro.

You see me all the time, Gabby.

Whatever.

You're so mad.

I'm not mad. Okay.

Everyday life's good. Not like an everyday thing, but.

Almost.

Don't tell yourself short. Once you left me.

Very nice.

Don't forget about me over here.

Oh, I could never forget about you.

Fuck, you still want to say it, bro.

I know.

Come here. What are you doing?

I was letting you guys get acquainted.

I think we're good. We're good.

Feels good doesn't it? Fuck yeah it does.

You're bouncing on that dick.

Just don't like it more than mine.

He's so jelly.

I mean, you did fuck him first.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, right? That dick can stop me.

Yeah, just like that. Yeah, I bounced.

I want him to feel it. He was begging for it. Go deeper.

Ooh, you're into it.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh.

Ooh.

I bet your friend's ever more.

I mean.

I have to hang out with her. Of course, fuck yeah, we do.

Let's go with me.

I didn't know you could multitask like this.

It's a great skill to have.

It's just for you, stepmom.

This is

the best day of my

life.

No, no, I thought my day was going.

Me neither.

Oh, fuck yeah, that's the

spot right there.

Oh,

you

sweetheart.

What's up?

Why don't you get behind me?

Yeah. Yeah.

You

can

do it.

He's not playing favorites.

Oh, sweetheart.

I want to watch it go in and out again.

That's inspiring.

Ethan, you're so excited.

Oh, yeah. That feels so good.

I'm glad, Ethan.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that piss is so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Absolutely even.

I don't know.

You want to feel this again, bro?

Yeah. Yeah?

Look who has ideas.

You're deep in that.

You should bring your friends over more often.

I'll come.

Oh my goodness Ethan.

Yeah, fuck that dick. Look at that tongue.

Yeah, pound that shit.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I know it feels good.

Stop saying it's weird you guys great

You can hear that clapping. Ain't nothing weird about that.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Something feels so fucking good.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh I know those strokes feel good.

Keep hitting it just like that.

Get your stroke on.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Make her cum on that dick.

Make her cum on that fucking dick. That's what I'm talking about. Get in

Yeah.

That's my dog.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't fucking cum on my stepmom, bro.

You worship that dick so fucking good.

Yeah.

Don't stop licking and sucking.

Think deeper.

I want that pussy singing to you.

Yeah.

Yeah. Get your stroke on, Ethan.

Get it.

That's my boy.

I told you it'd be fun.

Shut up, Mom.

Yeah.

You want some?

Yeah.

Oh yeah!

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Right there, honey.

It's so fucking deep.

It feels too fucking good.

Fuck yeah. Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh you.

Fuck yeah.

You know how

mommy likes it.

Come inside me.

I love coming in mommy so much. I bet you do. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh

yeah.

Fuck yeah.

You know that's just what's wrong.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

baby.

Very good boy.

Are you going to come for me? Yeah?

I'll come all over my face, sweetheart.

Come to me.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Good boy.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah,

you did.

I want to come again.

Oh, come on. Oh, come here, come here, come here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah, I did.

Oh,

toys, my favorite.

Did you come twice?

I know, it's crazy.

It's too good, man.

Showed you my stepmom was the best.

Yeah. So, Ethan, you can use the guest shower and what have you. Which one is

that? Oh, it's down the hall to the left.

Didn't you have somewhere to be, sweetheart? Thank you.

Yeah, she's over there to go.